July 16th, 2014

Final Reshuffle Changes as They Happen

The finishing touches to the reshuffle are being announced by No.10 this afternoon:

Anne Milton has been promoted to Government Whip.

Andrew Selous has been appointed PUSS at the MoJ.

Lord Ahmad of Wimbledon is PUSS at DCLG.

Lord Ashton of Hyde has been made a whip in the Lords.



  1. 1
    Mrs Slocombe says:

    Is that 2 Pussies now?

  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  3. 3
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m the original and still the greatest.

  4. 4
    And that means Jazz, that State schools are still useless says:

  5. 5
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

    Ed Balls

  6. 6

    Still no dark ones for me *sad face*

  7. 7
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Well at least we do now have conclusive proof that cameron wishes to surround himself with Hunts.

  8. 8
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    It’s a Wonderbra.

  9. 9
    Jasmin Bucket says:

    I could have cried. I want all public schoolboys dead.

  10. 10
    SWP member says:

    I hope a polar bear eats them all.

  11. 11
    angela panzer says:


  12. 12
    gildedtumbril says:

    Stuff all the bastards.

  13. 13
    Anon but Voting UKIP @ 2015 GE...... says:

    They must of course be Old Etonian Bullington toffs as CMDD

    is completely at ease with these fellow cnuts of the first order !!!

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Jimmy says:

    Breaking: Dale Bolinger to DWP

  16. 16
    táxpáyér says:

    Anthem for Grammar Pedants.


  17. 17
    Ed Balls says:

    I’m going to the Congo for the recess.
    Discover how to use socialism to fuck over a country so hard it never recovers.

  18. 18
    táxpáyér says:

    Yes a good argument for ending state schooling.

  19. 19
    táxpáyér says:

    Please study ebola close up.

  20. 20
    ThickAsThievesReborn says:

    Pretty sad to see such a pathetic, cringeworthy post from guido. Jessica Valenti would be proud of him – now with them and their endless, middle-class hand-wringing feminist professional offence taking. Or was that tweet written by fatty Tory Bear?

    For God’s sake, someone please stand up for the ideas of meritocracy, for the pursuit of excellence, for truth and say those who are best qualified for the job can have it, we shouldn’t just give 50% to women who don’t deserve it.

  21. 21
  22. 22
    SlickRick says:

    This x 1000

    Somebody needs to say it. That people whose first question is “how many are women” “how many are immigrants” etc are simply asking an incorrect question. I couldn’t care less if 5% or 95% are women. If they had the balls of Lady Thatcher I would be perfectly happy if 100% were women MPs – so whenever some lefty on twitter starts complaining why can’t old spoonface have the balls to just tell them to sod off?

  23. 23
    Fishy says:

    Try Venezuela. But don’t breathe.

  24. 24
    Owen Jones says:

    Breaking – case of Bollinger from Waitrose cellar to me

  25. 25
    these are not the droids you are looking for says:

    re: people getting arrested for p0rn. I’ve just been looking at the body meshes and textures that people are doing for PC games and they really are looking very realistic. I would have thought that would be an interesting issue for the Judiciary whether computer generated p0rn is included.

  26. 26
    Sue Denim says:

    Bit much – even for here. Please remove it, Guido.

  27. 27
    Butler-Sloss says:

    Recommend air horn or mountain rescue whistle for those with greater patience.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    PUSS whipped.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Go for a walk :)

  30. 30
    Jack says:

    God I hate that blonde woman!

  31. 31
    Vote UKIP says:

    Cameron sacked Gove because Cameron is a spineless twat who has just sacrificed another generation’s eduction to the god of populism.

    Cameron, you really are a first class c unt.

  32. 32
    Vote UKIP says:

    “education”, obviously.

    Bloody microsoft keyboards ;-)

  33. 33
    Left,right says:

    The Lefties crowing over Gove’s demise, should think through the effect on their election chances.

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown PM says:

    Fap! Esther fap fap! McVeigh’s Fap fap fap! wicked Tory legs fap fap fap fap fap fap! Have led me far from the path of prudence, probity and fiscal rectitude fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap! Nurse!

  35. 35
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:


  36. 36
    Black Lace says:

    Let’s see you swim

  37. 37
    Keira twice nightly. says:

    Fuck off….spoilsport.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    You are sad

  39. 39
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    Isn’t it about time Len McCluskey had a reshuffle? Ed Miliband could do with a move to shadow Ministry-of-Pretendy-things-but-Trying-to-Look-Serious-and-Grown-Up

  40. 40
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour. Ukip can’t even win a mid-term by-election.

  41. 41
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    As opposed to what? Voting Ukip thus letting in Labour and destroying the future of another generation of children?

  42. 42
    Black Lace says:

    No, no, no, next it’s ski, spray then macho man. Eeejit.

  43. 43
    Harriet Harman says:

    Gosh, I really am stupid.

  44. 44
    Former UKIP Voter says:

    I’m convinced by Dave’s new anti euro party.

    You’ve got my vote next year!

  45. 45
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    And Ed Balls could go to the ministry of spend lots and fuck everything totally while denying everything. Mind you can there be a shadow minister when the government doesn’t have that ministry.

  46. 46
    Ukip Voter says:

    Hahahaha! Good one!

  47. 47
    Plant of the Apes says:

    How come there are no chimpanzees or any other animals in the Cabinet? Why are the Tories so speciesist?

  48. 48
    Dawn of the Apes says:

    I demand that 50% of the apes in government be female.

  49. 49
    Daily Mail says:

    We analyse the new women ministers’ oral skills…

  50. 50
    Harriet Harman says:

    Taxes should substantially increase for the middle classes.

  51. 51
    Poorly Tom says:

    I see the commander of the death squad (IDS) is still in his post, he must be doing a good job getting rid of the sick and disabled.

  52. 52
    Dave Cameron - a cunt surronded by cunts says:

    I don’t have any balls – never have done.

  53. 53
    Sir Barclay Knobshore says:

    Good girl – loves her cock.

  54. 54
    A1 says:

    Yippeeee! A whole new bunch of incompetent Clusterfuckers!

  55. 55
  56. 56

    Two male politicians have each been given a PUSSy.

    Well… ok… technology can do wonders today.

    Presumably in order to call them politwatians .

  57. 57

    Well that s good …. at least she s straight … hasn t been got at by the Talons yet ….

  58. 58

    which section ?

    Human Resources ….

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Fatarse Abbott says:

    Why wuz no Black West Indian Mommas put in da cabinit, its WAAAAAACIST

  61. 61
    Yvette Balls says:

    If you are hitting the top of a Bollinger look to go short with a good stop loss.

  62. 62
    Esther from Primark says:

    I hear he has a powerful woman behind him .

  63. 63

    Primark bras are best.

  64. 64

    I am thinking of the effect on my kids.

    Cameron takes his top man out of Education to shore up an Election campaign .

    He doesn’t give a damn about our kids.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    What is PUSS?

  66. 66
    In reply says:

    It is what Owen’s mum tell him – Pick Up your Smelly/Sticky Socks.

  67. 67
    Andrew big 'ed Mitchell says:

    Tax doesn’t have to be taxing.
    – Unless you’re a pleb.

  68. 68
    VOTE UKIP says:

    Fuck off

    I’m not going to vote fucking tory

    Live with it

  69. 69

    Jesus Yvette is thst really you or a Chinese copy job . I hope you re the real Westminster McCoy . If so how d yo know so much about Bollinger leveks Fibonacci retracements and collared options plus stop losses ? Thought you politwatians were all thick ??!!

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