July 15th, 2014

WATCH: Adam Boulton Swallows a Fly on Live TV


  1. 1
    Ockham's Razor says:

    They all take it in the mouth at some time.

  2. 2
    Grimy Miner says:

    There was a fat man who swallowed a fly
    I don’t know why he swallowed a fly
    Perhaps he’s a hunt

  3. 3
    Stefan Dennis says:

    The tards inside are pissing around swapping jobs and getting rid of any alleged nonces. Underqualified people are being given jobs with great responsibility just because they have a fucking womb and this is the best thing Guido can come up with? Fucking hell this country is fucking fucked.

  4. 4
    Ghost of Leon says:

    Swallowing the Files ?

  5. 5
    Adam's Apple says:

    A younger person would have sued for trauma under elf’n’safetee legislation. What a pro.

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    RSPCA POLICE says:


  7. 7
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    It presages my New Age.

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    You must be joking says:

    More news man picks his nose on tv just like Brown, even more news, man now scratching his emasculated balls after being told a woman from a list of women can do his job better than him, I’ve lost the will to live.

  9. 9
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    I’ve been dying to get my fly into his mouth.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    It`s where the fly`s been should worry him.

  11. 11
    Henny Lenry says:

    Was it a black fly or a bluebottle fly?

  12. 12
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It’s girls, p’oofs and M’uslims who run the show now. Experience neither required, nor wanted.

    Gove sidelined for being effective
    Women cabinet ministers
    Women PUSSs
    Villiers stays in not because she is productive, but reproductive.

    Only one solution:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  13. 13
    You must be joking says:

    Poor fly look where it’s been.

  14. 14
    albacore says:

    Can’t the fall guy that’s been made Lord Privy Seal
    Cry his eyes out, throw a tantrum and appeal?
    Putting a cap on Parliament’s effluents
    Will keep that chap permanently in the gents’

  15. 15
    Burl Ives says:

    Perhaps He’ll die.

  16. 16
    Whoarr says:

    At least we can see how Liz Truss deals with her badger problem.

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    You must be joking says:

    Camoron is after the Women’s vote, even women don’t like losers, so they will fly when they realise they have been used as bait.

    Yes, vote UKIP if they don’t take on any of the LibLabCons.

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    Col. Nut says:

    Surely Downing Street should be a no fly zone?

  20. 20
    +1000 says:


  21. 21
    Fry says:

    Yewtree if you want to

  22. 22
    Cheese Smeg says:

    Sued who? What the fuck does your unfunny sub Daily Mail style reactionary pointless witless comment have to add here? Absolutely fucking nothing you pointless fucking waste of j!sm. You would have made a better wank.

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  24. 24
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Adam was winging it.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:


    Merkel completes the annexation of the UK via Juncker.

    All these change around jobs are nothing compared to the power of the eu and juncker.

    Cameron is a loser.
    He lost in 2010
    He lost in 2014
    He will lose in 2015. The tories will never win a majority again while he is there, Blair 2 the heir apparant.

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    Anonymous says:

    I sincerely hope the fly had just been dining on a glistening turd left in the
    gutter by the late Brian Haw. Haw Haw Haw!

  27. 27
    MB. says:

    Better than BLiar with his BLiar’s Babes who, for the sake of a PR stunt, were given responsible jobs despite being completely inexperienced and many turned out to be completely incompetent.

    I would prefer the Conservative method of giving the female MPs a few year’s experience as MPs and junior Ministers then promoting the better ones.

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    rick says:

    Yep, looks like UKIP are the only choice.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

  30. 30
    The British media are cunts says:

    Patrick Moore did it first.

  31. 31
    Estelle Morris says:

    This is true.

  32. 32
    Stefan Dennis says:

    Promoting the better ones?! Claire Fucking Perry?! The better ones?! You are either wearing brown lipstick or you are just talking shit.

  33. 33
    Hazel Blears says:

    I like hazelnuts

  34. 34
    Raptor says:

    Boulton also claimed this morning that he had gone round the country and been “surprised by the amount of venom directed at Michael Gove by teachers and parents.”

    “Teachers”, one can well believe, but most parents with children in the state education system have been strongly in favour of Gove’s education reforms.

    Perhaps it was an NUT fly, and Boulton was simply regurgitating.

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    ChRiS BRyAnt's gaPing ANus says:

    That fly had just been preening itself on a large pile of diseased dogshit

    Quite apt for Boulton realy

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    red ed peoples representative of the republic of doncaster says:

    experienced in what exactly?

  37. 37
    Unlucky Alf says:

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Sophie trying to swallow on camera :)

  38. 38
    You must be joking says:

    Reckon 2030 will be the next time the real Conservatives will get back in, it will take that long to disinfect the Conservative name after Camoron using it under false pretences, Cameron and the gang that are in are NOT real Conservatives, they are left overs from the ones Liebour threw out as rubbish.

  39. 39
    Chloe Smith says:

    You taking the piss?

  40. 40
    What no Domane name .eng there's a suprise says:

    Was that Mat Flie the German bloke at the Brandenburg gate on C4 news last night

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron appoints neville chamberlain to the eu post. or is it Lord Haw Haw?

  42. 42
    NO SEATS NIGEL says:

    none for us

  43. 43
    Grant Shapps says:

    Michael Gove becomes first chief whip with ability to recite Wham! Rap.


  44. 44
    Liz Truss says:

    I like swallowing protein too.

  45. 45
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Pah! It’s not even a starter, Adam B is a lightweight

  46. 46
    Morrisey says:

    Heaven knows I’m miserable now.

  47. 47
    Are all redheads as thick as pigshit? says:

    And exploiting expenses, eh Hazel luv?

  48. 48
    Deeply Concerned says:

    I am not a professional so I have never managed to swallow a fly.

    Is suitable counselling available for me so that I aspire to greatness?

  49. 49
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Gaza ceasefire ends after Hamas rejects proposals and resumes rocket attacks – Graun

    Now, who is is the aggressor here, BBC?

  50. 50
    Oh, really? says:

    Whilst Ed Miliband strains at a gnat.

  51. 51
    A female P0pe in my lifetime says:

    Well, at least he’s one that has been consummated

  52. 52
    What was in MY red box? says:

    Any news of that fly-boy Fox, Verrity’s mate ( lawyers please note: I mean that as a friend, not ‘mate’)

  53. 53
    Is this the Richard A? says:

    Is that Richard Alston ex-Resident Choreographer and Artistic Director for the Ballet Rambert and currently Artistic Director at The Place?

  54. 54
    impartial says:

    Yes, too many cυnts in government.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    If that’s true, then obviously the problem doesn’t need an IQ to solve.

  56. 56
    Dorkass says:

    Blackpool, Cromer, Worthing, Scarborough… you’re welcome to ‘em. Don’t forget to bugger Bognor.

  57. 57
    Willie the Skool boy. says:

    It was not a blue bottle that is for sure. Mostly like a midge.

  58. 58
    Stasi State says:

    Yes a very amusing distraction.

    How about something on the ‘Data Retention and Investigatory Powers’ bill that is voted on at 10pm tonight?

    Among our esteemed MP’s David Davis at least has spoken out about this.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    No they haven’t, you dumb fuck.

    Parents hate Wanker Gove even more than teachers and governors do.

    It’s just that you shit-for-brains Tory turds assumed, as always, that humans agreed with you.

    Fuck off and die. In pain. Lots of it. You lump of shit.

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    R says:

    That was Gove’s job – munching flys spiders and anything else that trundled before him.

    “Best Education Secretary ever? ” Don’t think so. He could piss me off very quickly and I’m not even much involved with education. A TV man? err… nope. He will do for the Tories in one week.

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    Who doesnt swallow? *innocent face*

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    Is it just me? says:

    I see nonce all over the BBC:
    Blue nonces
    The nine ‘oclock nonces
    It’s a nonceout
    Last of the summer nonces
    The two nonces
    Match of the nonces
    Dads nonces
    The one nonce
    Top nonce
    Great British railway nonces
    Today at Wimblenonce
    Question nonce
    The daily nonce show
    regional nonces
    Stricty come nonces
    The Nonce

    They’re fucking all over the fucking place!

  63. 63
    Did you like it though? says:

    I can’t think of any age where I didn’t know that if a bloke with a hard on wanted it up my jacksie he would have got a shovel in the face.

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    Renfield says:


  65. 65
    Dr Death says:

    Just look at the colour of his boat…Bloated fuckers on short time ..no longer than 6 months..

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    Anonymous says:

    Are you going to post anything that’s vaguely humorous or are you just going to continue to post unfunny bollox?

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    You obviously care more about being a fucking right on twat socialist than you do about children’s education.

    You must be a teacher.

  68. 68
    Straycat says:

    Well you have to admit Adam Boulton made a better job of swallowing the fly than millipede did of swallowing the bacon butty.

  69. 69
    David Ickie says:

    I told you he was a lizard.

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    The Growler says:

    Perhaps he’ll die

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    The Growler says:

    Now that’s what I call a ceegar

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    Monika Lewinski says:


  73. 73

    Bloody good show Adam !!
    The consummate professional

    lI think that deserves a knighthood .

    Credit where it s due !!!

    ( hope you swallowed a mothball when you came off air to be on the safe side)

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    Yeah we agree Diane especially compared to you when you start gorging on one kilo Nigerian snails specially imported ………no contest.

  75. 75

    Yeah but I m ecstatic Penny DreadNaunt got appointed a pussy …

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    Gareth Peirce says:

    This is outrageous. The rights of the fly were violated, and all while it was on crown land and therefore subject to the protection of the state. There should be a public inquiry immediately.

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    I m not privvy to these matters
    Says Lord Seal as out it spatters
    Departure time I know not when
    Oh good grief I ve cum again !

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    It was a moth and he s taking a combination of mothballs and sodium chlorate to clear his innards .

    — or at least he would be if BOTH substances ( used by the common people for at least a hundred years) had not recently been banned by our friends at either the EU or the WTO or the RSPCA or the NSPCC or the Howard League for Penile Refirming or the United Nations or the Human Rights Commissariat or a combination of them all as their being found to be against Elves and Safelys

  79. 79

    Stop using big words Dave you don t know what presage means –do you ?

  80. 80

    Yeah but be fair .. most young bearded babes like me warm to womens pussies ….after all I still remember vividly being ensconced in one before some midwife brutally parted me from its secure all-enveloping flaps.

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    Carole Caplin says:

    adam boulton eats his own lard

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    Yeah but if he decided to be a teeny bit savvy for once and get IN SUPPORT OF the Scottish independence campaign there ‘d dissappear 30 Labour seats overnight .
    lThen he could beast Clegg until he agreed to the UK Boundary changes he reneged on last year then he could promise all prospective ukip candidates safe tory seats if they switched and hey presto ….. Fannys yer Uncke and a workable majority

  83. 83

    Your mastery of grammar style and syntax is indeed without parallel.

  84. 84

    Well for sure its a nonceout.

    Look who was presenting it for years…….

  85. 85
    Long Words R Us says:

    Sounds like the state of the turkey just before it gets itself stuffed!

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    The Glorious Reich says:

    Macht Frei, surely?

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    Schoolboy Error says:

    All of Gove’s experiments with schools will be undone within a couple of years.

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    ENT Specialist says:

    Yes, it went into his mouth and then flew out of his ear. His sinuses appear to be in fine working order.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Adam Boulton Swallows a Fly on Live TV”
    Close relatives of the insect, speculate that the deceased was only sorry it had but a few wings to give for the cause. In addition to prompting observers to give a thought, as to what it had landed on but a few moments earlier.

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