July 14th, 2014

MPs Moan as IPSA Boss Wants Second Term

Sir Ian Kennedy, Chairman of their expenses watchdog IPSA, will be seeking another term as chief defender against the piggy-fiddlers, Despite being widely disliked by both MPs and officials, Sir Ian has told friends he has ‘thrown his hat in again’ despite some confusion about whether he’s even allowed to serve a second term in the £100,000 job.

Well at least MPs of all colours will have something to grumble about for the summer.


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    IPSA is a dog’s breakfast. Kennedy is incompetent, the terms of reference are a mess, and MPs still manage to get themselves in all kinds of trouble.

  2. 2
    Diane Abbot says:

    MPs of all colours

    Wacist !

  3. 3
    Yasmin alibaba Browning says:

    Dont you call me a coolie, I am not your coolie.

  4. 4
    RWG says:

    Get rid of IPSA, and replace it with something with fangs.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Watch dogs do not work in this country.

    I suggest a fine system. Each MP claims expenses. They are made public.

    A jury is selected and they are judged once a year.

    Anyone that is found guilty is fined.

    It would be like the lottery. People would want to be part of it. Just a small chance you can have power over the MPs. A small price to pay for increased voter registration.

  6. 6
    Another bloke says:

    Or: the one with the lowest expenses claim gets a £500,000 cash prize, which he/she will be under extreme pressure to donate to charidee.

  7. 7
    Psychotic, predatory, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC socialist light entertainment star says:

    Remember amburg you kraut fucks…remember Dresden you kraut fucks…. remember Cologne in ’42 you kraut fucks…remember the dams you kraut fucks…..and remember Rover Cars you kraut fucks

  8. 8
    Bald Eagle says:

    Give all MPs another 1000 pounds per annum and do away with al expense claims. Any extra office equipment and supplies can be provided by central resources. Then the Honourable (?) members can practise budgetry controls like the rest of us.

  9. 9
    Liz Truss says:

    Anyone fancy a shag?

  10. 10
    Bum Sex dave the Muslims Champion says:

  11. 11
    Luis Suárez says:

    I’m free for the next few months….

    You hum it, I’ll play it.

  12. 12

    I agree – we should be able to spend more than whites without question

  13. 13
    Yet another bloke says:

    Or: the one with the highest expenses gets thrown into a tank full of sharks.

  14. 14
    Fangs for the memory says:

    Yes. A herd of Polar Bears.

  15. 15
    Argie Fuck says:

    Hear hear!

  16. 16
    A little person says:

    And better still if we have that 10% cull as promised.

  17. 17
    Rob Roy says:

    Vote yes for independence and another 59 seats will simply disappear.

  18. 18
    Confucious the Voter says:

    New dictionaries no longer include the obsolete word “Honourable”.

  19. 19
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    How will Esther’s promotion effect her relationship with IDS?

  20. 20
    A no stone unturned Inquiry says:

    Now that we all have broadband what is so wrong with all expense claims being placed on the internet for us all to see on a daily basis ?

  21. 21
    Let's get Roman says:

    Any MP on the fiddle should be nailed to the White Tower door for a day or two.

  22. 22

    Don’t remember bombing Rover cars. It sure needed it. Did we do that after Peenemunde Old Folks home or the Dresden Fine China Factory?
    There’s nothing like carpet-bombing to get those walked-in stains and accumulated house dust loosened.

  23. 23
    Mark Oaten says:

    She can take Immodium it sorted my irritating arse problems out!

  24. 24
    Uwe Seeler's niece says:

    I remember Owen Hargreaves.

  25. 25
    Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! says:

    Owen Jones has been hacked by AnonGhost

  26. 26
    Simon Cowbell says:

    Don’t give up the day job!

  27. 27
    Ed Moribund says:

    Not with you. I know where you’ve been.

  28. 28
    Jezza says:

    You’re definitely not going on my cool wall.

  29. 29
    Travel Agent says:

    Well do rest assured there is not one of us on here who would ever consider you to equate to anything resembling a hottie.

    When are you going back to Uganda?

  30. 30
    Travel Agent says:

    Sorry pal, we already have more than enough snakes in the HoC.

  31. 31
    Stella, 37 says:

    Hands off slag, he’s mine!

  32. 32
    Biffo says:

    Shouldn’t that be ‘for life’? Probably need to extend the door size on a continuing basis to nail all the b******. Or would they learn after the first 50 or so ended up there?

  33. 33
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Sloss loss,establishment tried and failed,but nearly got away with it!

  34. 34
    olden1936 says:

    How many more parliamentarians are paid £100,000, and come to that what does anyone do in parliament that is worth £100,000?

  35. 35

    Do we know anything about what expenses he claims?

  36. 36
    Chris Bryant's gaping anus says:

    Is that same Peenemunde wot ad the fucking V rockets research base you boon??

    fucking Dresden,,,that the same one wot ad a fucking uge rail marshalling fucking yard you boon?

    kill em all

  37. 37

    Yeah alright luv go on then … I can t afford to be fussy in old age.

  38. 38

    When are the political vermin breaking up for their yearly 53 week break so we too can take time off from comnenting in their misdemeanours many and varied ??

  39. 39

    …….And their incompetences legion ?

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    I’m sure Liz Truss will give Dave full support….

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