July 13th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online


Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday today to read all about Blair’s bank JP Morgan backing the IPPR think tank to the tune of millions of pounds. The full story on Blair, the bankers and Labour’s favourite charity think tank is online here.

Also in Guido’s column today:

  • Super-cool Sajid Javid rubs shoulders with pop stars
  • Simon Danczuk replaces napping Tom Watson as Paedo Finder General
  • Find out which MPs claim on expenses for calligraphy pens, breakdown call outs and footrests
  • Labour looking for B’stard to fight David Davis

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    Bulgarian banks in meltdown peril pe r FT over weekend .

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    Fuck off and Die Iain duncan Smith says:

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Daily Politics, no bollocks speaking bollocks, bias as usual from the BBC is at it’s best.

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    Maggie says:

    I covered up my boy buggering ministers. Luckily, I know my supporters won’t mind because the victims were just working class orphan vermin from care homes who were never going to vote for us anyway.

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    Do you seriously believe Margaret Thatcher would have knowingly allowed perverts to molest children in care for some imagined political advantage .

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    If you can get plod to investigate then go ahead, it should be investigated and sorted out , the Establishment is protecting the Establishment and always will.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Good Morning

    Let me just say that if you’ve never had bumsex on a Saturday night,then you’ve never had bumxsex at all.

  8. 8
    Sir Walter Tyrell says:

    We don’t need an inquiry. We need an investigation. Where are all the witnesses? Why is there no appeal by the police for evidence?

  9. 9
    Y O Y? says:

    When did the word come down that “Super-cool Sajid Javid” was to be given the mega-push from the conservative supporting media?

    The guy seems to me to be a political nonentity who has never done anything impressive on the political stage and whose background as a banker is toxic.

    Someone like Osborne has just decided to raise him up for political advantage because he ticks some boxes.

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    Margaret Hodge says:

    It happens…

  11. 11
    George Galloway says:

    Sick: Hamas and Islamic Jihad falling over one another to claim credit for the rocket that badly hurt an Israeli 16-year-old in Ashkelon.

    I personally would like to wipe the murdering scumbags that are Hamas off the face of the earth. The world would be a better place without those bastards.

    I have respect for the IDF.

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    Ah! I do says:

    Of course, she would, not for political advantage but…
    She had all the secret agencies telling her that the info was in the national interest and was being used for blackmail etc.

    You would have done the same.

  13. 13
    One N, Two Bs, Two Ts says:

    Are the Venezuelans still charging a breathing-tax at Caracas Airport?

    Has the toilet roll scarcity improved?

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    Anonymous says:

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    The British media are cunts says:

    It’s the same for women. They just get promoted on the basis of being women, not ability. How the hell did Harpic get where she is?

  16. 16
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Anyone want some “GET OUT OF JAIL CARDS” – going cheap…..

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    The BBC is a socialist lefty octopus says:

    After the Marr show complete with Cable making jokes that only he thought funny there was a very strange program.

    It was hosted by the bimbo who does the BBC breakfast (or did when I last watched it a few years ago) Shaun something and all her interviewees must have been carefully selected by her producer of not reflecting normal human attituides to anything..Why do the BBC do this?

    Then I turned over to the Sky News and the ex Beeboid Murnaghan was interviewing some EU communist lefty MEP (Vivian Reading?) who was saying all the people we send to Brussels must be pro federalists and prepared to work for full integration of course the Beeboid in exile agreed with her…totally at odd to how the people of Britain voted in the EU elections.

    And by the way if I was a cake baker I too would not bake cakes that disagreed with my religious beliefs.

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    -- says:

    Caracas, great place for a piss up though.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    When the BBC becomes self funding all this lefty twaddle will disappear immediately, it’s bad for business!

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    So she also stood by and allowed her ministers to be blackmailed ,are you some kind of conspiracy nut ?

  21. 21
    Ex Exaro says:

    ExaroNews @ExaroNews · 1h
    Attempts to hack our phones, brazen surveillance of one of our reporters, site mostly down since publishing Dolphin Square. Quite a week.

  22. 22
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I haven’t a clue who the person is, is he/she a god who I should bow down to or is he/she to and MP to likes taxpayers money, who he/she is I really don’t care.

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    He was much better when he was a fresh faced idealist, rather than the focus group controlled robot says:

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    Tony Blair says:

    Some people say I was the true heir to Mrs Thatcher. We both won three elections. We both had large majorities. We both left our mark on politics. And we both covered up the nonces in our parties. What is important is.

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    Spook says:

    Looks like a DoS to me.

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    Maggie forever says:

    Let’s get the facts before making vile statements about someone who cared so deeply about true democracy and who loved this country. Save the bile for those who carried out these perverted acts. Let’s name and shame before the next election, so there is no chance we might end up voting for them. 3 cheers for Maggie and to hell with socialism.

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    Fishy says:

    You don’t like him, I take it.

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    Minister in the 80s says:

    Boys boys boys
    Maggie let me have a good time
    Boys boys boys
    I buggered with impunity
    Boys boys boys
    Maggie let me have a good time
    Boys boys boys
    I loved an Elm Guest House party

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    Uncle Adolf's yoof movement says:

    Hope you had them turn out their pockets on the way in, Chuck. Can’t be too careful, you know.

  30. 30
    Spook says:

    What do you think the Whips are shredding this very day.?
    Blackmail records

  31. 31

    If Her Majesty attains the age of 100, will we all have to send her a telegram?

  32. 32
    cheche says:

    Emily THornberry says she’s a cyclist. Do they make reinforced models

  33. 33
    Tachybaptus says:

    Absolutely. Mind you, if we did find and shame them all, the HoC would be as gappy as an old man’s teeth. Which might not be a bad thing.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    are you totally niave?

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    Tachybaptus says:

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    Fishy says:

    I’m a bit worried.

    I’ve put my passport down and can’t find it and I wonder if I’ve woken up with dementia.

    You see, I think it’s something that must now strike overnight. I’ve just read that a Labour peer has been helping the plod with serious allegations that he has been shagging kiddies and all of a sudden he has developed discretionary dementia and can’t help the coppers any more, let alone go to court, or be named.

    Or am I ok? Do I have to be a Labour Party member to suffer the Moran-like diseases that render me unfit talk to anyone in authority?

    Oh…here it is, found it.

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    Minister in the 80s says:

    Quite right, old chap. There was nothing suspicious about dear Maggie making five attempts to give Jimmy Savile a knighthood despite repeated warnings from advisers about his private life. She succeeded on her fifth attempt, just a small gesture of appreciation for their friendship in which he spent 11 Christmases with her and Denis. It’s perfectly plausible that everyone in politics and showbiz knew about his antics except the PM.

    And nothing suspicious at all about the government telling the police to back off after a cabinet secretary was caught by Customs with a video of child porn. Nothing to suggest that the most hands-on, detail oriented prime minister in history would ever have known about that. Only the whip Tim Fortescue, the Met police, the security services, Geoffrey Dickens and the entire Westminster village knew about us boy buggering ministers but not the PM. Toot toot!

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:


  39. 39
    Fishy says:

    I think she rides tandem with someone called Abbott.

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    Mrs T was generally tolerant of her male ministers’ sexual wanderings, regarding them perhaps as the sort of things men were apt to do, the poor silly things.

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    Maximus says:

    IDS is a headache for Cameron and the Sir Humphreys (not that I sympathise for one moment). But really, what to do what a man who has a 100% success rate – at failure?

  42. 42
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    We could start by asking Blair why he issued two 100 year D notices, and what need hidding beyond living memory

  43. 43
    EBOLA says:

    Personally I’d give him a rare, painful and untreatable disease! TWICE

  44. 44
    Chuckie says:

    It’s my Gran’s and I took it home to sharpen it for her.

  45. 45
    Confucious the Voter says:

    Sex is never suitable for choosing a PPC

  46. 46
    Dame Butler-Sloss says:

    As I covered up abuse by bishops, I’m the perfect person to lead this whitewash, I mean inquiry. Some say it’s over before it’s even begun. Not quite true. The lawyers and I still have to be paid millions for going through the motions.

    Now, back to writing my findings. Where was I? Oh yes. “It is the conclusion of this inquiry that there is no evidence of a cover-up and there is no evidence that any politician, alive or deceased, committed any illegal act with a child. It is the recommendation of this inquiry that all the accusers should be sectioned for the rest of their lives for their own good.”

  47. 47
    Maximus says:

    And on the way out, Chuck. Can’t be too careful, you know.

  48. 48
    Persona Non Grata says:

    Exaro down, cant get to it even using a proxy. Establishment running scared now. And this proves how guilty they are.

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    duty pedant says:


  50. 50
    Maximus says:

    Not forgetting that you can’t prosecute the dead. (That might change yet).

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    Is Chuka the New Jimmy Savile? says:

  52. 52
    Vince Cable, the investors' friend says:

    You certainly won’t be able to afford to send her a birthday card.

  53. 53
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Yeah it wuz Fatcha’s fault. Duh!

  54. 54
    duty pedant says:


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    Anwers please says:

    Dun Roaming
    Dun Blane
    Dun Noncing

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    The Electorate aka the plebs who pay your fucking wages says:

    When Cameroon moves IDS away from his complete clusterfuck time at DWP.
    It won’t be because he’s incompetent (which he is) or because he’s an uncaring C*NT (which he is) or because he’s completely out of touch (which they all are) and it won’t be because he claims from us the taxpayer for his £39.00 breakfasts. It’ll be because they think that people will forget him prior to the election.


  57. 57
    Thick as they come says:

    She meant she was on her monthly cycle.

  58. 58
    Confucious the Voter says:

    Trust in the Establishment is a forgotten skill.

  59. 59
    Will I Am Usually condeming says:

    Now that our best businesses have been sold to the yanks,chinks and Arabs perhaps we could give our usual help as say we did for the oirish and bale out their banks at our taxpayer expense. We must think of our new occupiers wishes.

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    The Lone Ranger says:


  61. 61
    Hilda says:

    He does like flaunting his exceptionally large clock!

  62. 62
    Hilda says:


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    It's a fair cop says:

    Perhaps the “young people” don’t give a fuck.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Comes from the same place as Junkers. She gave us the exact template for who we could send.Half expected her to name someone. We have ways etc, etc!!!

  65. 65

    Worked for me. Got a new pahartee I did.

  66. 66
    inside out says:

    Site still down,must be the weather nothing spooky about that.

  67. 67
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    ‘Program’ might be the right spelling in the context of the BBC.

  68. 68

    Is the guy behind reaching around?

  69. 69
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    They must all be swept aside.

  70. 70
    Confucious the Voter says:

    EU Democracy exists only in their imagination.

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    inside out says:

    Does this pratt do anything else other than take self ies ? The man is a complete waste of oxygen.Is this what our political class has become?,touted as first black Prime Minister,God help us.

  73. 73
    Sam Cam says:

    My Dave’s in a terrible dilemma!

    Angela Merkel hasn’t called to tell him which side to support in the World Cup and he’s terrible at making decisions himself, as you know.

    I’d better ring ‘Biggles’ Farage, he seems to know what’s what!

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Isn.t Sky self funnding?

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron. Get Aids and die you poofter shit.

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    To hell with the brain-rotting propaganda, let's have a proper gander at what the bastards have done says:

    It’s not a skill, it’s a form of insanity.

  77. 77

    Bunter in a Chelsea shirt mentioned your brother on Marr. Hhmmmm.

    Smoke and fire?

  78. 78

    You will need to know the gay proportion of each team, love. Not easy to find out I admit. Then it’s benders all the way.

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    Red Black and Yellow says:

    He’s not black, the same as Obama, they are of mixed race and have a nice photogenic brown suntanned skin.

    It’s the elephant in the room. Everyone can see they are not black but no one says it.

    I would have thought that calling Chuka and Barry black is an insult to blacks but they seem happy to go along with it.

    The only person from the political world who has sought to expose this oddity is Diane Abbott who calls them brownings.

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    Friends Romans countrymen, lend me your queers and I will bake a very large cake.

  81. 81

    Friends Roma and countrymen, lend me your oddballs and I will bake a very large cake.

  82. 82
    George Galloway says:

    Those murdering Hamas scumbags can go to fuck.

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    Roopwatch says:


    Interestingly both Sky news and the Sun at the time of Leveson and since turned slightly left of centre. Must have been a corporate decision for future licences and watchdogs.

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    The BBC Scrapbook of Journos who work for them says:

    You are referring to the Welsh born journalist Sian(prouounce Shahn)Williams who due to family commitments refused to move up to Salford Quays to continue to host Breakfast with her co-host Bill Turnbul land was replaced by the short lived Susanna Reid who in in turn was replaced by the much more amenable Louise Minchin when Susanna transferred for a more lucrative although sadly less successful ITV Good Morning.

    Here’s a picture of the lovely Sian. Who can hardly be classed as a “bimbo” as she is an experienced and extremely intelligent journalist of long standing whose talents were underused by the BBC although from your mysogiistic viewpoint she would perhaps be better described as a “MILF” than “Bimbo” ??

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    Stasi (MfS) says:

    When information becomes too sensitive it not only needs shredding twice (cross cut) but also needs incinerating to prevent any attempt at disclosure.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Confucious the Voter says:

    New dictionaries no longer include the obsolete word “Honourable”


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    Anonymous says:

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Bliar still not in jail and still thinks the people of Britain are patsies, get fcked Bliar we don’t want to know you.

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    stop the beeb i want to get off says:

    Yep, it’s the people of Britain who are out of step, not the Beeb and their fucktard presenters.

  91. 91

    The Immigrant flood is the whole object of the exercise , Blair will stop at nothing in his desire to totally destroy what is left of the UK .

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    Nigel Farage says:

    The girl who gave 24 blow jobs in Magaluf for a free cocktail drink has inspired me to lick 24 pussies for a pint.

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    Anonymous says:

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    I am sure she was able to distinguish between shagging a secretary and sodomising children.

  95. 95

    You ‘ll need one in this weather !

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    "Digger" Murdoch says:

    Andy Coulson, the ex-Editor of News of the World and the the Prime Minister’s former press chief, has allegedly been attacked in prison by a fellow inmate.
    A source told IBTimes UK that Coulson’s past quickly caught up with him inside Belmarsh jail last Saturday [5 July], on only his second day in the tough Category A prison in south east London.
    The attacker was a criminal who once appeared in the pages of the now-defunct News of the World, formerly edited by Coulson.
    According to the source, Coulson, 49, was in the association area on his wing at Belmarsh, when he was approached and struck. The blow knocked his glasses off, it was claimed.
    It is understood Coulson did not report the incident to prison staff.
    “The person who did it was stitched up by the News of the World,” said the source, adding: “Coulson is now quietly shitting himself.”

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    The press should stop pussyfooting around and name the c-unt , and see how long he can hide behind the libel laws.

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    Not the 9 O'Clock News says:

    > How the hell did Harpic get where she is?

    Because she is from a well-connected titled background

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    They tried to protect me but princess’s lawyer took them on and won. I wonder if princess is up for it now I am finished? Give me a chance princess you never know. Boaz.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Confucious the Voter says:

    The willingness of those misguided voters who still feel legally obliged to pay their BBC Licence Fee is
    directly inverted to the amount paid to it by EU

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    PR Wonk says:

    Asian: check, Indian: check, black: check, girl: check.

    It must be an embarrassing moment for the teacher as Chucka’s PA sidles up and asks for suitable candidates for the picture. Surely they don’t say “No white boys please”. I presume the teacher understands waht is required without being asked.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    My old chum Lord Falconer and I started to believe in Assisted Death when Dr. David Kelly proved to be a nuisance.

  105. 105
    PR Wonk says:

    Would giving the Malvinas back to the Argentines, or giving France back to the Germans play better in the marginals?

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    Exaro back up. The truth will out, eventually.

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    ‘Goffel’ in southern Africa.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    My god!,TB multi millionaire socialist, erstwhile friend of Gaddafi and now JP Morgan & Goldman Sachs, peace envoy in 45 minutes, handed control of this Country over to a Scottish lunatic, you just couldn’t make it up.

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    Confucious the Voter says:

    Truth has no part to play in the theatre which is politics.

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    The Pontif says:

    Get a grip, everyone. All I said was about 2% of clergy are kiddie-fiddlers!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Confucious the Voter says:

    Transparency is in the eye of the beholden.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Something to hide?

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    Norm Normal says:

    Pope says 1 in 50 Catholic Clergy are likely to be paedophiles. If that also includes Nuns that have sexually attacked young girls that number is quite staggering.
    It’s possible he has just admitted there are 10-20,000 paedophiles within his organisation!!!!!??

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    NEVER a leader to become PM Spectator Magazine for you says:

    Napoleonic Complex.

  118. 118
    Norm Normal says:

    Beat me to it, but have you worked out just how much 2% of Catholic Clergy is?
    It’s a huge number!

  119. 119
    Lance Armstrong says:

    With a bit of help, I bet I could make it go faster.

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    Me says:

    The Dolphin Square story is truly shocking.

  121. 121
    Norm Normal says:

    She wasn’t up to the job, Reid was better.

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    Kennel Club of Great Britain says:

    If Duncan Smith crawls around on all fours we will allow him to enter our Dog Shows in the Pug Category.

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    Say no to tinfoil says:

    Seems Exaro has donned a tinfoil hat, and that’s a shame.

  124. 124
    Fair play says:

    …and she likes The Stranglers so she is a cool chick in my book

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    Fair play says:

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    inside out says:

    Dave Cameron at a stroke,or by voting No, can stop Albania joining the EU.Any country joining must have unanimous votes of existing members.Thats why Scotland will be prevented from joining if they go Independent,can’t get vote from Spain.

  127. 127
    George Galloway says:

    I’m off to Gaza now.

    My application to be a human shield was successful.

    Good Bye

  128. 128
    Institutional Racist says:

    How come Chucka is stopping only black children to force them into his boring meeting?

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Dolphin Square came to public attention in connection with the MPs expenses scandal.The Daily Telegraph disclosed that at the time of the sale of the property in 2006, there were 41 MPs living/renting flats there.

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    Labour Peer says:

    If you are a member of the magic circle, can you make past noncing disappear?

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    Or is it Netherlands says:

    Tyre de France?

  132. 132
    Nick "I know of no pervs in my party" Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    How about a Conservative estimate ?

  133. 133
    Nick Clegg says:

    I think this inaction by the political elite of old is fucking disgusting.

    Good job the electorate can trust the current generation of political elite not to cover up and ignore such accusations of behaviour.

  134. 134
    Executive Summary says:


  135. 135
    The Pontif says:

    2% of RCs is way less than 100% of the Proffets (PBUH) nutty-boys!

  136. 136
    Owen Jones QC says:

    Cameron’s Patrick Rock was one of Thatcher’s personal secretaries.

  137. 137
    Sold out? says:

    Nigel Farage hints at Ukip deal with Tories


    Nigel Farage has suggested he is prepared to do a deal with Conservatives ahead of the next election if they surrender working class seats in Essex and Kent.

  138. 138
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Or a LibDem conspiracy of silence ?

  139. 139
    swoooooooooooooon ♥ says:

    But Sunday Politics has Janan Ganesh.

  140. 140
    Norm Normal says:

    What if Farage was nominated as the next EU commissioner? That would upset one or two Eurocrats!

  141. 141
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    If Farage has has anything to do the Camorons Conservatives ahead of any election he will lose everything he’s worked.

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    Anonymous says:

    She was born in London, yet still calls herself Welsh !

    Typical BBC, refuses to move where he employment is, so they find a programme just for her.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:


  144. 144
    Oxymoron-spotter says:

    ” Cameron’s Conservatives”

  145. 145
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Agree, need shut of Lib/Lab/Con, Can’t speak for anybody else but I for one will not be voting for any of the tossers ever again, and certainly not for coalitions.

  146. 146
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Bitter Sweet.

  147. 147
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    The brownings come over on the gravy boat and slip in before it gets too dark.

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    albacore says:

    How could UKIPpers put up with stink?
    Cameron’s Tories would make a skunk blink
    As conservatives, that lot are so pants
    They need paint stripper, not deodorants

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    Sue Denim says:

    The DWP is broken and needs fixing.

    You may disagree with the way IDS is handling it but at least he is doing something.

    No doubt you would complain whoever was in charge, but it cannot go on as it is.

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    V. A. Ginismus says:

    Where there’s a vagin (cf Borat) there’s always an interest.

    Apart, that is, if it belongs to the LieBore Clitorati.

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    Two voters' intentions says:

    2015 election is a two horse race.
    Either:- LabLibCon Party
    or:- UKIP
    No deals. No tactical voting.
    LibLabCon Party becomes more tainted and unacceptable by the hour.
    If no UKIP candidate spoil ballot paper.

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    A Professional Homosexualist at The Biased Broadcasting Corpse says:

    We are actively propagandising on all fronts and backs and bottoms – regardless of age.

    The sooner children are edyerkaytud – the better.

  153. 153
    Confucious the Voter says:

    A Sewerage Undertaker will be needed to remedy the stench from its source at Palace of Westminster

  154. 154
    Norm Normal says:

    I’m hoping he will be put in charge of reforming the bbc.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

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    Victor Meldrew ( Ukip ) says:

    Ukip; still on course to get NO MPs into the House of Commons. Farage desperate to somehow get in…


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    Stool Pijin says:

    Harpic is generally placed near the lavvy bowl – just about where people in their post-stool reverie can see it.

    It’s a bit like subliminal advertising, and perhaps should be banned.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    The phrase “extremely intelligent journalist” is not self-consistent.

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    ISIS (Birmingham branch) says:

    Thanks Tone…..we’ll take three

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    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    The deceased can’t sue.

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    What Genocide? says:

    I guess Danczuk’s current determination to hunt down pervs is his way of making up for completely ignoring the issue back when he was a Blackburn councillor in the 90s.

    Of course, drawing attention to the mass rape of the indigenous population could land you in chokey and would definitely affect your chances of getting a safe seat. Can’t go pointing out the bleeding obvious about the enrichers.

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    Fat Basta*d Lefty Luvvy says:

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about….like Kitty….. I’m a National Treasure

  164. 164
    The Growler says:

    I object! That is a gross insult to pugs saying IDS is a pug!

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    Little Black Book says:

    Hello Kitty

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Maggie invented P*dophilia :-)

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    Do the math says:

    But he could do serious damage to the Tories.

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    The Growler says:

    Napoleon, can you imagine IDS commanding a large army and capturing most of Europe? Or can you really imagine him organising the armed forces as a minister, ordering software that is not fit for purpose, he has done once so he is quite likely to do it again.

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    Dave says:

    The P0pe thinks he has problems with 2% of his priests being peeedos.
    If only..

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    Norm Normal says:

    Regarding the Ambulances being on average 67 seconds later to incidents.

    The paramedics blame the amount of traffic and bad driving.

    Pehaps labour should admit how many foreign vehicles are on the UK Roads now? Perhaps Labour should admit that their policies have led to an increase in traffic?

    60,000 foreign vehicles are registered with the DVLA each year. No one knows how many unregistered there are.

    Add to that Labours bungling of public transport, the only people catching buses in my area are those over 65. It’s actually cheaper and quicker to take a taxi now.

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    Jimmy says:

    I assume because unlike righties he believes in free markets.

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Scaremongering is a Lib/Dem tactic.

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    The witless mong in Number 10 says:

    Heavens, no!! That’s my job!

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    Funambulist says:

    Or pogrom.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    One does begin to wonder, HOC, HOL the Judiciary,the Met and not forgetting the BBC who see no ships.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Quite right.

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    Funambulist says:

    Pizza Express sold to the Chinese the other day for £300M. Likewise Weetabix. Would like to see them try to eat that with chopsticks!

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    Vote Tory for more unlimited immigration says:

    I wonder how many of the accidents being attended by ambulances are caused by foreign drivers. From my experience of the M11, if you see tailgating or undertaking, the offender tends to be in a (roughly) 10-15 year old BMW with Polish plates.

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    The Growler says:

    “You may disagree with the way IDS is handling it but at least he is doing something”, Nero was supposedly doing something while Rome burnt. DWP needs fixing certainly but IDS is not the one to do that Simplifying the system, yes, but IDS was also at the same time harrying people that are chronically sick or likely to be a danger to others or themselves or under treatment that needs fairly frequent visits to the GP or hospital, sort the benefits out then proceed against those who are fiddling the system. It is a waste of money chasing people who could not possibly work, Liebore did exactly the same thing. Governments like to jump on those who cannot fight back, no come back, Banksters, press barons and the like, the governments have withdrawn regulations to give them free access they are more powerful than the government, watch party leaders genuflecting and grovel when when they approach them .

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    The ones we have are polish car numbers, they have taken over most of the factory jobs, it’s at a point being English you can forget about a job, not Polish no job.

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    The Growler says:

    Moderate away baby

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    The Libor party says:

    Let’s not mention the 4,000,000 imports during The Reign of Terror 1997-2010.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Regarding the Scottish Space port. If it’s just for Virgins space tourists, it might just work.

    Politicians and moronic journalists are having a collective wank over the possibility of firing rockets into space from the UK.

    Space Rockets, dear friends are highly complex and sensitive items that have strict criteria limiting the conditions under which the may be launched.

    Not only due they require low wind speed on the launch pad, they also require low turbulence and low wind speeds at high altitudes. Clouds containing ice are a no no.

    Answers on a postcard as to why Scotland isn’t suitable as a rocket launching venue, well that’s if you want to be able to launch regularly and not have to wait months or years for suitable weather.

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    We will all get off scott free in Daves super sized cover up in to child abuse
    Old Slossy whos brother was attorney general and a tory MP around the time those files were ermmm lost , is never going to reveal any information that might damage the reputation of her late brotherand putting a panel of MPs along side her ! Well who better to cover it up than the friends / relatives of those that are to be investigated

    The outcome will be , No evidence of any wrong doing

    Well Done Spoon face !

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    Owen Jones QC says:

    Bullingdon Club George Osborne cocaine, prostitutes & sex with a dominatrix – Conservative Party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TlqpCVoSlM

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Presumably JPM are annoyed that Goldman Sachs got all of that money pissed away by BlairBrown on ‘advice’ and are lining themselves up for pole position should ZaNuLaB get back in power next year, God help us!

    Still, no one could be worse than that Lady Shiti Vadera, could they?

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    Hacked Off and Leveson says:

    We’ve made sure no journalists will ever
    be able to reveal any names.

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    Hattie "PIE" Harman and her husband Mrs Dromey says:

    Tories! Ugh! Sexual perverts!

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    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here ,,,
    Mr. Cameron ,Mr Hague and Mr I D Smith can all do the right thing and RESIGN as they were all members of Thatchers Governments and they did not help to Expose the Guilty child a urges in the Tory Party , even if these 3 Dress up to. Look like Thatcher , their time is up, after all the Preaching from these Tories about Marriage and other moral issues , the People of this country went through Hell under. Thatcher , now it their time to go through Hell , all the cild a users and. Bigotts who refuse to help people round the world who are in Needs and. Who want all war ENDED , along with HUNGER and DISEASE , the Tory party is a Disease and the Root of EVIL.

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    Satanic happy clapping tie wearer. says:

    Good hope its slow and painful…

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    Satanic happy clapping tie wearer. says:


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    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    The European Commission have told this Government to pay. Benefits claimants £168.00 /Week yet this government break the Law By not implementing this , then these Tories turn round and force their right wing nonsense on us. , the Tories are nothing but Bull- hit a- se holes, it takes them a very long time to grasp this GO , and GO now all Tories.

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    Satanic happy clapping tie wearer. says:

    The drugs dont work they just make matters worse…

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    Princess says:

    No chance Pervert. I will never give you a chance, neither will I masturbate you nor tell you about other men who have had sex with me. My lawyer and I still cannot understand why you have not been arrested and charged with:
    Sexual abuse.
    Perverting the course of justice
    Abuse of power


    why haven’t you been placed on the sexual offenders register?

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    zimmer says:

    The old dear might not last out the whitewash. She is 80 years old after all.

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    Nightmare at Elm House says:

    Hello Kitty

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    Speaker of the House of Commons, and Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    Beginning to look like you will become the fall guy for all the other perverts in Parliament Handy, sorry old boy. Boaz.

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    No wonder his daughter wanted to die says:

    Daubed in blood.

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    MPs on the Northern Ireland Affairs Committee may consider the move, according to The Sun Telegra says:

    Blair may be asked to appear before a Parliamentary inquiry to answer questions about a secret deal he made with Sinn Fein to provide surety to republican fugitives that they were not wanted by UK authorities, it has been reported.

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    You must be joking says:

    Planet dream time next door, please tell us what you are on.

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    Banned says:

    It’s interesting what you dig up from the news archives:

    1997: The Queen supports Muslim Britain http://web.archive.org/web/19971009050158/http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10/1008/queen.shtml)

    1997: Norman Tebbit warns of a Muslim Britain


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    You must be joking says:

    I’ll be happy to pay the £168.00 a week if, you will pay it for me, it requires lots of little people to forcibly contribute money to these benefit claimants, while the little people are trying to work and find money to live you want to give people tax free money contributed by people to some of them who have 3 cars a nice job, free public housing and all the white goods and big tv screens that others can’t afford , f and off comes too mind.

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    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here!!!,
    Chris patten is yet another senior Tory who refused to Help expose the Child molesting in the Thatcher. Government ,it would be a. Mistake for the. Pope to. Hire him, the pope can do. Better .

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    George Galloway says:

    The IDF has one duty and that is to care for Isr*elis. They succeed. Hamas have the same duty but for Palestinians. They fail miserably

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Sky News isn’t self-funding. It loses tens of millions a year based on it’s advertising revenues. It is propped up by the profits of the rest of the Sky organisation and is mostly run by ex-BBC types.
    But you’ll find that Broadcast News attracts editorial staff who are Left-wing and fully paid up members of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite.

    The problem with most broadcast news outlets and some National Newspapers (like the Guardian) is that they are essentially subsidised. And like any organisation that doesn’t have to concern itself with profit, they end up being run for the themselves and not their customers.

    If you want to see left-wing bias reduced in broadcast news, it should be compulsory for outlets to be self-supporting rather than subsidised propaganda outlets for their owners.

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    That says a lot about the quality of British senior management. We still produce entrepreneurs who can set up and run successful businesses, but once they hand over to our jargon-spouting, luncheon-guzzling, banker-loving, hugely-overpaid, complacently self-satisfied, incompetent boss-class corporate suit-stands it all goes wrong and they need a level-headed Indian, Chinese or German to sort it out.

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    Gordon Broon says:

    The Pope has just admitted that 2% of all Catholic Clergy are paedophiles

    Feck me. Where will we put them all

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    He can’t find any whites!

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    The Libor party says:

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    IDF says:

    You need a Galil up the arse you mad old fucka

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    Dame Butler-Sloss says:

    I care about the church, which is why I covered up abuse by a bishop. But you can be confident that I will lead this inquiry with the utmost integrity. For a start, I have appointed Leon Brittan as my special adviser. He’ll ensure all the evidence is considered carefully.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Eight or nine out of ten of those yoots are girls.

    Do the police tend to stop and search a disproportionate number of girls, or is a photo-op, Chucka, you browing twat

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    MSM4 says:

    Giving the Malvinas back?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Finally, a sensible statement from an Arab politician. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4542765,00.html

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    William Hague says:

    I will never be forced to disclose the contents of the conversation I had with Leon Brittan early one morning on Brighton beach during a Tory party conference when I was leader.

    Oh no.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    When will George Osborne’s Tax arrangements go under the microscope. It seems that he complains about Offshore Tax arrangements but uses them via his Trust Fund to boost his income. Maria Miller claimed that Osborne’s flipping and expense claiming was more outrageous than hers were, and the fact that his Family Company Osborne and Little have been a successful Company for years while not paying any Tax suggest that an Independent Press would have plenty to examine forensically. Unfortunately Cameron’s father’s record which paid for the Eton Education seems to have been off limits for the Press and I fear Osborne will also be allowed to carry on as usual

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    Zìonist Spokesman says:

    Blowing up a centre for the disabled in Gaza is completely legitimate. As was firing shrapnel into the brain of a 3 year old. The disabled and the 3 year old posed a threat to the survival of Is*ael. They possessed wheelchairs and a comfort blanket, while we only possess nuclear warheads, tanks, helicopter gunships, fighter jets and bulldozers. No other country would tolerate attacks from murderous disabled patients and 3 year olds. The UK suffered terrorism in the 80s and I’m sure they too reacted by bombing hospitals, cafes and schools in Belfast.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Has he not issued a D notice for his address?

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    You must be joking says:

    Mousey the cat your stroking is a tiger and if you only go after the Conservatives will end up biting your stupid head off.

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    Mycroft says:

    Because she was blackmailing them herself.

    She had something on Heath (can’t think what) and made no bones about her loathing that seemed to go far beyond just him being useless as a leader.

    Power is never given, real power is taken, it is planned for, snatched out of the hands of the fumble-fingered, perhaps she didn’t like Heath because he was fumble-fingered… and perhaps in more ways than one.

    *innocent face

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    Revenge of the Giant Gila Monster from Tokyo says:

    All pedophile MPs should have their nads chopped off. And they fry them and feed them to dogs.

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    Revenge of the Giant Gila Monster from Tokyo says:

    Butler Sloss = BS

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    You must be joking says:

    Taking sides, will not help anybody, it requires both sides to stop the killing and the rockets, both sides need a rocket shoved up their collective ar5es.

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    Wotta Tossa says:

    When will your brain come under scrutiny for having a very low neuron count ?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    For Len McCluskey’s puppet to triumph, all that is required is for those who should know better to waste their vote on Ukip.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Looks like someone passed his weekend down the pub and all the bennies for this week are gone?

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    Anonymous says:

    Peter Perfect: And the winning of the most Re-pug-nant Dog is…

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    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    If you think Labour are no worse than the other two parties, I suggest you vote for Ed Miliband and see if you still have any savings, investments or pension pot 5 years later.

    Ukip’s only chance of winning a seat is if the Tories hand it to them on a plate like this. At present they’re incapable of winning a by-election. Don’t get me wrong, I’d vote Ukip if we had PR but under our FPTP system voting Ukip will just put Twelvety into Downing Street.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You’re believing the Mirror now? Oh dear, dear, dear, deary me.

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    Norm Normal says:

    There was some raving pro-pally spokesman on TV earlier claiming that the cause of all this was !sreals occupation.

    Umm isn’t Gaza the 1 bit the !sraelis no longer occupy yet it’s the one bit with a huge terrorist problem and rockets are launched daily from there?

    I think the answer is obvious. There was less conflict when !srael still occupied Gaza?

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    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

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    bubble says:

    Sunday Recipe Corner: “How to make a rent-boy”

    Step 1) Take one orphan…

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    Tachybaptus says:

    To launch anything into orbit, it helps a lot if your launch site is near the equator, so that the rotational speed of the earth is at its highest. That’s why there’s a launch site at Kourou, and also why Cape Canaveral is as about far south in the USA as you can get. Scotland is a very long way from the equator, and is absolutely useless for the purpose.

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    Norm Normal says:

    What are the Malvinas? I know of nothing by that name anywhere?

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    When the enemy were in Dublin?

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    Anonymous says:

    As with IDS, the DWP is broken, but none the MP’s horses and none of his men can put it together. Oh dear, how sad – never mind.

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    Hamas Spokesman says:

    How true. And, for protection, we had carefully surrounded the care home with missile launchers from our Russian friends firing at Israel too.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Alex Salmond says Scotland can be moved to the equator but only under an independent SNP administration.

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    Mirror fit for toilet paper says:

    My mother in law reads the mirror and believes every word.
    She is senile you see but spent months worrying how she would afford the extra rent to cover her spare bedroom.

    OAPs were exempt and we had endless conversations and even showed her the DWP web site trying to convince her that she wouldn’t have to pay. She was also worried the council would make her move.

    The garbage in the Mirror caused months of problems and the stress probably damaged her health.

    Their trolling of the senile and mentally ill who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction does much harm.

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    Nonce Finder General says:

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Good news! The Conservative party revealed official membership figures for the first time in years last September, indicating that it has halved since Cameron took over as leader in 2005!

    Not many years before it completely disappears at this rate!

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    Jimmy says:

    “even showed her the DWP web site”

    And you’re mocking the Mirror?

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    Nearly everyone on UK p*edophile ring list is a Freemason says:

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    Prime Minister David Cameron without his spectacles says:

    First comment

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    Dave is worried that sorting out the p4edos will turn into a witch-hunt against the g@ys says:

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Nothing to do with us. Not our problem, move on.

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    A Lovely girl? Tell that to her husband and kids. says:

    The BBC Breakfast presenter Sian Williams has left her husband after becoming pregnant by an executive at the corporation, it emerged yesterday.

    Miss Williams has moved out of the family home after confessing the affair to her husband, by whom she has two children.


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    Tommy Aged 9¾ says:

    I’ve had 20 elite peder asts in my r ing!

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    Forward Britannia says:

    Vote UKIP-Con alliance with Christine and I


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    Handycock says:

    Tis Trew

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    Isn't this getting OTT? says:

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    Maggie says:

    They may have been kiddie fiddlers but they were OUR kiddie fiddlers. And let’s be honest, who cares about a few orphans being abused? They weren’t one of us. So I had no qualms about covering up my boy buggering ministers.

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    Eternal irony says:

    The party that’s been the most vocal in its hatred of gays has had more of them in its ranks than any other party, most of them personal friends of Thatch. The original fag hag.

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    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Fuckin olé

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    Reporter Robert Green's talk on the Hollie Greig Aberdeen abuse case says:

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    Troops In says:

    Free Judea and Samaria

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    In an interview with The Guardian on 9 January 1984, former UK government minister Enoch Powell claimed that the Americans murdered Lord Mountbatten and Margaret Thatcher’s friend Airey Neave

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    Anonymous says:

    Whilst lefties are only happy when they’re laughing about a teenager being mauled to death by a polar bear.

    You are a fucking twat jimmy.

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    Most people do not give a stuff about EU so called law ,and are sick to death of paying out subsidies to lazy bone idle skiving chav scum .
    They can pay for their own alcopops ,cannabis , sky sports ,body piercing and grotesque tattoos , stop breeding gormless, sub human benefit brats ,get off their lazy arses and earn a living like the rest of us .

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    Guy News Room says:

    Iain Duncan Smith To Become DEFENCE SEC. Prepare for ships to sink en mass? , Claims Owen Jones http://wp.me/p2fJvB-Gp

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Can anyone explain why a sleazy old spiv like Mellor is running interference for the Tories on paedophilia stories?

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    I’d much rather see Farage as our EU Decommissioner.

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    Von Cameroon (Gaylord 2nd class with oak leaves) says:

    Damn you Schofeld Swinehund!

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Second go

    Can anyone explain why a sleazy old spiv like Mellor is running interference for the Tories on stories that are topical and very damaging (you know what I’m talking about)

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    Minister in the 80s says:

    Boys boys boys
    Maggie covered up my good times
    Boys boys boys
    I buggered with impunity
    Boys boys boys
    Maggie covered up my good times
    Boys boys boys
    How I miss the Elm Guest House parties

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    ukip.i.am.not says:

    Why is it better if people wearing bras and diff underwear populate the cabinet? Thatcher was undoubtedly female but look at her policies. Does it mean girls give better policies than men?

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    SirPercyHandorf says:

    We need a Jimmy-S look-a-likey, to get the fags, and nonces outta the wordwork, and back on the streets for a lynchin’…A kind of Marleys ghost if you like….

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    Maggie says:

    When I said I wanted Britain to return to Victorian values, I meant affluent upper class men buggering working class boys from orphanages and workhouses and getting away with it.

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    Maggie says:

    You abuse if you want to. The lady is not for turning you into the authorities for committing a crime.

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    You must be joking says:

    13 years of Liebour afterwards, now how many went to court and the prison.

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    A pox on the lot of them.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gilberthorpe says that, during party conferences in Blackpool and Brighton, he was asked by the top people to find young boy prostitutes for a sex orgy at a top hotel,

    He says 15-year-old boys took cocaine before they had sex with the top politicians.

    He says one person who attended a party is a current government minister

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    Maggie says:

    I cared deeply about the children of our nation. Well, only the those of the upper class and the aristocracy. The rest, especially penniless working class orphans, I couldn’t give a shit about. They’re vermin as one of my MPs told a whistleblower not long ago. It’s not like they were going to be Conservative voting wealth creators. So if some of my ministers wanted to abuse these disposable bits of meat, I let them have their fun. No sense in causing a storm by letting it get out. We can’t have the masses finding out that my government was stuffed with nonces. It didn’t quite fit with our image as the party of family values. And if it meant ensuring some of these boys were ‘disappeared’, so be it. Whatever it took to protect the establishment.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Tory voter says:

    Bollocks! Total propaganda! We Conservatives don’t take cocaine or have sex with boys! Outrageous smears! The idea that we are hypocritical perverts who’d stand up at conference and preach family values and condemn homosexuality whilst secretly abusing underage boys and having sex with each other simply beggars belief! There have never been any gays in our party. We’ve all been hetero to the core. Lord Boothby, Derek Laud, Harvey Proctor, Keith Joseph, Peter Righton, Alan Duncan, Crispin Blunt, Nigel Evans, Michael Portillo, Leon Brittan – these are all decent heterosexual family men. Only people at the bbc snort coke and have sex with boys! Not us decent Tories!

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    You must be joking says:

    How many NHS patients died in the Midlands when we had 13 years of Liebour.

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    Jimmy says:

    I don’t get it.

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    You must be joking says:

    Tonight the commentary is like playing tennis, somebody hits the ball and it then gets hit back and that’s all that keeps happening on this blog, it seems all the parties have turds in them, time the police investigated and did a real job of finding out what’s going on and reporting to the country, not ordered to whitewash everything.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Help Grand Master. Boaz.

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    Anonymous says:

    Especially as he has not been an active Tory party member for quite some time and has been working ouside of politics as a big business consultant.


    Stranger and stranger.

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Any news on that villa in Spain for me from your boys Handy, just like the one they bought for you? Jahbulon.

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    You must be joking says:

    mod ded twice now

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    Anonymous says:

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    Danielle from Romania says:

    What about the wedding ring you promised me in the orphanage, when I was 12 Handy?

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    Hattie "PIE" Harmong, supporter of PIE, says:

    We were right to cover up those thousands of deaths, and we’ll be right to do it all again.

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    A Labour Party spokesmong says:

    We lied and started a war that killed half a million civilians, which makes us much better than the homophobic Tory scum who legalised same sex marriage.

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story :)

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    A Labour Party spokesmong says:

    We’re not for turning people in to the authorities for committing crimes, either. Crimes such as mass murder. That’s A-OK with us.

    “Tony Blair faces being summoned before Parliament to explain the secret deals he made with Sinn Fein to assure IRA suspects “on the run” that they were not wanted by the police, The Sunday Telegraph can disclose.

    The former prime minister has been accused of dodging a Commons select committee investigating the affair.

    But his role in orchestrating the deal over so-called “comfort letters”, in which almost 200 IRA terrorism suspects were told they were not wanted by police, is coming under increasing scrutiny.

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    Rt Hon (!) Andy Burnham MP says:

    The simple truth is that the tens of thousands of people I allowed to die in NHS deathcamps didn’t really die, although they did, and although I allowed them to die, they didn’t die.

    It was nothing to do with me, even though I was in charge.

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    only the rich can afford to be Socialists says:

    How many of Blairs multi-million pound homes have
    “disappeared” like this?

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    Alkie Campbell in 2013 says:

    Tony “has a greater commitment to wartime truth
    than Winston Churchill”.

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    Robert Nesta Marleys Ghost says:

    Whos gonna stay at home when the freedom fighters are fighting…One Love…

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    The British public says:

    Nice try but it won’t work.
    We proved in the local and Euro elections that
    we’re prepared to risk it.

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    Harriet "PIE" Harman, deputy leader of the Labour Party, says:

    Sex with children is something my husband and I fought tirelessly to legalise .

    We were right to do so, and right to remain rather silent about it today

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    well there's a surprise says:

    And you always give the impression of being
    so well informed.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Yep fuck em,not paid the tax in 20 years ,never will,I enjoy the days im at home when their collectors come around,makes my day telling them to fuck off and im not paying them so they can give it 2 a Saville victim or some dicktard middle manager payoff .Hunts.

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    same old same old says:

    They were blowing each other up before I was born.
    They’ve blown each other up during my lifetime.
    They’ll blow each other up long after I’m dead.

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    Jimmy says:

    I haven’t heard the polar bear joke. Is it a rightie joke or a funny one?

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    i agree says:

    The number of foreigners involved in crashes and
    insurance scams is staggering.
    Do immigrants have to take British driving tests?

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    how about this? says:

    Perhaps the huge pot-holes in my local roads could
    be filled in before we send people to space?

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    The notion that all benefits should be paid in one makes sense and should also mean thousands of DWP penpushers should lose their jobs{they wont} but it is just to ambitious and especially with someone as thick as IDS .Its almost like they knew the would only get one term with Dave and have tried to cram everything into this parliament.

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    Hacked Off and Leveson says:

    Journalists won’t be able to investigate anything.
    Censorship is king.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Sorry about spelling etc,bit pissed.

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    Anonymous says:

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    'mad dog' MacDonald, ex-SAS says:

    In expectation of tonight’s Argie-bargie I’ve yomped back from Tescos carrying a 250lb pack filled with McEwans Export, White Lightening, Buckfast and cheap scotch.

    After 90 mins in front of the TV some of the lads may be down and out, but the rest of us won’t stop boozing until we see them Argies blubbing for their mams

  314. 314
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not a joke you fucking moron.

    Not just a fucking twat but a typical hypocritical leftard twat.

  315. 315
    Even Abbott can be right says:

  316. 316

    Ok kids, just when you thought it was safe to head back down to the big Sur:

    Now – didn’t Dave get comprehensively handbagged by K’irchner not so long ago ??? Just putting that out there…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  317. 317
    The Army, Please all Help says:

    IDS to become Defence Minister. We failed him taking his officer examines. He is incompetent. Can’t you make him a peace envoy for USA. Nothing may come of it, from his actions, decisions or deliberations and that would be brilliant.

  318. 318

    Not possible. An oxymoron.

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    You forgot brown and his criminals quick enough

  320. 320
    a twat says:

    Don’t compare us with Jimmy.

  321. 321

    So a m a s o n g a y pee do ring is it. Who would have thought it?

  322. 322
    eh? says:

    “IB Times UK”?
    That well known journalistic organisation.

  323. 323
    whiter than white whitewash says:

    She only spent a year at Lausanne Uni and
    doesn’t even have a bloody law degree.

  324. 324
    Mirror fit for toilet paper says:

    Yes Jimmy but it was true. She hasn’t paid a penny extra and didn’t have to move.

  325. 325
  326. 326
    top trumps says:

    Did The Mirror cover the fact that Harman,Dromey and
    Hewitt supported PIE in the 70’s?

  327. 327
    Anonymous says:

  328. 328
    Anonymous says:

  329. 329
    Anonymous says:

  330. 330
  331. 331
    Jack Dromey says:

    Once you’ve had black, you never go back

  332. 332
    Hetero the cake baker says:

    Malala Yousafzai rallies to cause of kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls…..Graun.

    Malala, not Malaga you idiot spell bot, to offer Gordon in exchange, but not hopeful.

  333. 333

    ████ UKIP :-D

  334. 334
    Anon. says:

  335. 335
    Mod says:

    I aint ded.

  336. 336
    Anonymous says:

    She gives Quasimodo a run for his money in the looks department!

  337. 337
    Jimmy says:

    No, that was a Daily Hitler scoop, and of course fiction is subject to copyright.

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    You are the dumbest and most fucking boring cu’nt to post on here. Please fuck off and die.

  339. 339
    Jimmy says:

    Is it the riddle about the house at the north pole?

  340. 340
    Jimmy says:

    “Their trolling of the senile and mentally ill who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction does much harm.”

    If you don’t like the way Guido makes a living then don’t come.

  341. 341
    Sir Rhodes Boys-on says:

    I was a vociferous campaigner against homosexuality and called for gays to be wiped out, whilst secretly having sex with 15 year old boys during party conference. Boys on Boyson.

  342. 342
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Normal in those days. What isn’t at all normal is calling a judge out of retirement at 80 to scrutinise an issue where her brother’s reputation might be at risk.

  343. 343
    Dame Butler-Sloss says:

    I know I look like an evil witch, but the reason for that is because I AM an evil witch.

  344. 344
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


  345. 345
    eh? says:

    You’re not seriously denying the links between
    the NCCL and PIE during the period when Harman
    Dromey and Hewitt were at the organisation?

  346. 346
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Is that one of those transformers?

  347. 347
    Fuck the Argies says:


  348. 348
    agreed says:

    The whole thing stinks.

  349. 349
    British voters says:

    She’s not fit for purpose.

  350. 350
    You must be joking says:

    Putin must be pi55ing himself laughing playing in America’s back yard, the Kenyan has destroyed the USA and made it a weak country, hopefully Putin will pop back home and start on the EU and keep them busy for a while at least it’ll stop Germany and France’s march to Russia.

  351. 351
    Correction! says:

    He’s not fit for purpose.

  352. 352
    You must be joking says:

    All the whitewash has been bought and paid for, just waiting to find out who the patsies are, for the public to rip apart.

  353. 353
    Money and Power says:

    Tony Blair is just a lying murdering puppet for the NWO banker wankers and that’s all there is to it.

  354. 354
    The Bosche, The Jerries, The Hun, The Krauts says:

    We’ve won! We’re on our way back to world domination! Sieg heil!

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    Look it up you dull c’unt. The Eton boy mauled to death by a polar bear is funny according to lefties.

    You really are an utter fucking prick.

  356. 356
    The Bosche, The Jerries, The Hun, The Krauts says:

    First the World Cup, next the world!

  357. 357
    World Cupped says:

    Argie kid in stadium crying. :-D

  358. 358
    Don't cry for me... says:

    Blimey, I bet she’s gonna get it good and hard tonite!

  359. 359

    If they have any money left after it’s all gone down the Euro toilet.

  360. 360
    Hetero the cake baker says:

    Deutschland uber alles!!

  361. 361

    TONIGHT!!!!! not tonite

  362. 362
    Angela Panzer says:

    Today ze vorld,
    Tomorrow, ze universe.

    Engerlanders, stop ze rezizting, eh?
    You went home two veeks ago..
    Join us in ze EU. Embrace und be a superpower.

    Like us!

  363. 363
    Jimmy says:

    Why is it funny?

  364. 364
    Ockham's Razor says:

    80% of all light in the universe is missing. Looks as if Tony Blair and Gordon Brown have sold it off and filled their own pockets with the proceeds.

    Scots: Vote YES to independence from UK.

    Shetlands: Vote YES to independence from Scotland.

    Everyone else: Vote UKIP :-D

  365. 365
    Master Race says:

  366. 366
    Anonymous says:

  367. 367
    Angle Merkin says:

    Inglander serfs, resistance is not possible. So you win the world wars and suffer incredible poverty but we rebuild and we win the Cups.

    Mr Forage…..we have a spezial role for you?…do,you like beer? Apply at the double at Munich beerkellar.

  368. 368
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Is this football thingy over yet?

    Can we get on with more interesting stuff?

  369. 369
    Tachybaptus says:

    All theories about missing light, dark energy, dark matter, inflation, quantum chromodynamics, string theory, the standard model, and everything else in the forefront of cosmology and physics are the consequence of scientists no longer having a clue about what’s going on, so that they fabricate wild hand-waving theories and prop them up with mathematics atrociously fudged to keep it from being out by several orders of magnitude.

    Sort of like economics, really. Sort of like everything.

    Can’t fault you on paragraphs 2, 3 and 4.

  370. 370
    Awkward bound of the ball says:

    Germany wins World Cup — that will resonate strongly through that country.

    Expect more muscular politics.

    Merkel won’t give Cameron anything meaningful in negotiations on repatriation of powers from the EU.

    (Assuming that Cameron was ever honest in saying that’s what he wanted).

  371. 371
    Mirror fit for toilet paper says:

    Err lost the argument so changing the subject?

  372. 372
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Whilst I am grateful for your last paragraph, I would humbly suggest that there is more truth in my first paragraph than there is in the entire case for APW! :-)

  373. 373
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Or AGW even! :-)

  374. 374
    Conspiracy Theorist says:

    How did the baldy one get his Germany football shirt?

  375. 375
    Team GB says:

    How’s this Global Race thingey going?

    Recent soccer, rugby, cricket, tennis results…

    Ah. Magaluf, someone says. Yep, Brits still reign supreme in something somewhere.

  376. 376
    Dilema says:

    Norman Tebbit has already said that the first priority was to protect the system.

  377. 377
    Just desserts says:

    I think they were Beckham’s kids.

  378. 378
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The Rolling Stones – It’s All Over Now, T.A.M.I Show, 1964

  379. 379
    compère.com says:

    Time to switch from IDF Energy, perhaps ? Let me introduce you to an alternative supplier.

  380. 380
    You must be joking says:

    Camoron is Merkel’s lapdog, you won’t get anything honest from him.

  381. 381
    Medieval says:

    Sounds about right for the muzzies.

  382. 382
    Anon. says:

  383. 383
    Dolphin Square Boys' Club says:

    Harpedo is a fully paid up member of non ce club, like Hodge and Dromey. It’s a soo in for them. Look at some of the other MPs who’ve held their safe seats.

  384. 384
    Fuck the Argies says:


  385. 385
  386. 386
    Devil's in Detail says:

    Which ‘Blair’ MP?

  387. 387
    Dolphin Square Boys' Club says:

    Exaro has been available all day.

  388. 388
    Fuck the Argies says:


  389. 389
    Peter Bottomley says:

    Prefer a gap in the front of a young boys teeth myself.

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

  391. 391

    I’m more confident about Merkel being able to look after Germany’s interests in the EU (and more widely), than I am that Cameron will even attempt to do likewise for Britain.

  392. 392
    Anon. says:

  393. 393
    cheche says:

    No its the commonwealth games next

  394. 394

    Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule!!!


  395. 395
    Hide in well paid exile says:

    William Hague will be the next EU commissioner. He’s done everything required to follow in the foot steps of Leon Brittan.

  396. 396
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Ruthless efficiency strikes again.

  397. 397
    Ockham's Razor says:

    When The Phrase Oh Fuck Is Perfectly Acceptable:

  398. 398
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It’s not you that needs to ‘get it’.

    It is Hamas. If they were to ‘get it’, they would not have fired 400 rockets the length and breadth of Israel.


  399. 399

    What is Germany going to march on Russia with ? The whole country is in a hopeless position , the taxpayers watching helplessly as Merkel pours their money into the bottomless pit of the EU in a vain bid to keep the whole rotten edifice from imploding , they are making loans to the likes of Greece and Portugal in order to enable them to continue buying German exports, there is no chance of these bailouts ever being repaid.
    They are not dominating Europe they are being used as a milch cow to prop up the countries of southern Europe who fiddled the books in order to join the Euro , the only reckoning will come when the penny drops and the voters realise they have been taken for mugs ,something we in the UK realised very quickly ,as far as the EU is concerned, even Brown kept us out of the Euro ,that says it all !

  400. 400

    The number one concern of the UK in this situation should be the F’alklands.

    Perhaps hard to defend if A’rgentina gets help from some tasty R’ussian M’issile Cruisers.

    Still – with Dave in charge – What could go right ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  401. 401
    So clear in hindsight says:

    Brown stopped Blair from joining the euro for one reason only.

    He planned that for himself, on succeeding Blair. It was to be his own legacy.

    He didn’t realise at the time that unfolding events could make that tricky once he did succeed Blair as PM.

  402. 402
    The duplicitous lying traitor in no. 10 says:

    They’ve been renamed The Common Debt Games to suit this age of austerity and remind you plebs that you’re all in the shit together.


    Hey, George, have you sent this week’s protection money to Angela yet ?
    And don’t forget that cheque for my CP chums out in India.

  403. 403
    common sense artist says:

    The point is that hamas does not get it, time after time they use human shields to protect their weapons and leaders in an endless cycle of attacking Israel then getting their useful idiot bleeding heart tools to call for a humanitarian ceasefire.

  404. 404
    non taxable pikey says:

    Another rocket from Gaza has killed 7 in, Egypt. Kids should not play with big boys toys.

  405. 405
    non taxable pikey says:

    Mr Kaiser is meanwhile silent on the mass murder of the Syrian people by Assad. Weapons supplied by Putin.

  406. 406
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    There isn’t such a company as Sky News. There is Sky Television Ltd which makes a loss but no doubt there are tax dodging reasons for that. I suspect its biggest creditors are other Sky companies.

  407. 407
    non taxable pikey says:

    Syrian aid agency reports growing concern about the number of refugee children being abducted in Lebanon. Are our Establishment nonces looking for a bit of variety?

  408. 408
    Annie Questions says:

    What on earth will Chucky do when the good multicoloured folk of Streatham chucky him out next year?

  409. 409
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Premiership kicks off in a couple of weeks. This football mallarkey must be big business.

    The only good thing to come out of the World Cup is FIFA’s tout ticketing scam is about to unravel.

  410. 410
    Annie Questions says:

    Yesterday I watched a prog on the telly about JP Morgan which described in minute detail what an utter utter devious unprincipled cvnt he (and his father) was.

    Clearly the tradition continues at the bank named after him.

  411. 411
    Member of the great British public says:

    Dun Up [like a kipper]

  412. 412
    Member of the great British public says:

    She is now at the age where she starts to forget everything that she heard as recently as this morning.

    Theresa May – and probably the rest of the Cabinet – is involved in a HUGE fucking cover up operation.

    They must all think we were born yesterday.

  413. 413
    Member of the great British public says:

    You ever heard of this new fangled internet thingy?

  414. 414
    Member of the great British public says:

    From above ^^^

    Plus ca change?

    Annie Questions says:
    July 14, 2014 at 5:30 am

    Yesterday I watched a prog on the telly about JP Morgan which described in minute detail what an utter utter devious unprincipled cvnt he (and his father) was.

    Clearly the tradition continues at the bank named after him.

  415. 415
    Member of the great British public says:

    But only by video link of course. Far too busy to actually attend in person.

    Too many pitchforks lying around….

  416. 416
    bubble says:

    People with particularly unfortunate surnames in this context might have them used as an alias. Worth bearing in mind.

  417. 417
    Member of the great British public says:

    The cupboard with the skeletons in
    is over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ]

    Open the door very carefully

  418. 418
    Member of the great British public says:

    Not necessarily, especially as 2 weeks out of four many of them become quite unstable (and unbearable)

  419. 419
    Member of the great British public says:

    … if not physically, it was certainly their money that paid for the necessary equipment.

    And still people support the Boston Bruins.

  420. 420
    Member of the great British public says:

    An orange Seth Effrican might also be able to shed some light on this effy noutrage.

  421. 421
    Member of the great British public says:

    Tell the MPs to all rebel and just vote No then. Problem solved – or alternatively get Milipede to call a no confidence vote. Let’s get things moving!

  422. 422
    Member of the great British public says:

    There will be no problem if the islanders are relocated to somewhere similar off the Scottish coast – and a liberal sprinkling of anthrax is distributed through the “Mal Venus”.

  423. 423
    Member of the great British public says:

    The other good thing is that football clubs’ Memo of Understanding expires in 2 weeks. That means that clubs can now (then) tell FIFA and all who trough in it to effoff and leave their footballers alone.

  424. 424
    Member of the great British public says:

    Is that meant to signify Ukip’s yellow completely squishing Liebore’s red?

    How subtle.

  425. 425
    Member of the great British public says:


  426. 426
    Member of the great British public says:


  427. 427
    bubble says:

    If that were true – and it’s quite possible – then the NSA would have to get some dirt on her to make her resign.

    In fact now the mass spying operation is fully operational we ought to start seeing a lot of people reversing previously held positions on various issues e.g. their attitude to euthanasia.

  428. 428

    Assad has been forced into a corner by the muslim nut jobs, he is quite literally fighting for his life ,what else can he do, ask them to stop being naughty boys ; this animal is dangerous it will defend itself if attacked !

  429. 429
    Greasy Slimeball Explaination Exchange says:

    Mellor was at the Home Office with Brittan.

  430. 430
    PedoFile Explaination Exchange says:

    Reading the Mirror articles, someone in the cabinet in 1997 / 98 but also involved in London politics (especially Lambeth) in 1986 / 1987.

    Looking down the 1997 cabinet list, Dobson and Smith were male London MPs. Havent checked yet to see if any none London MPs had a Lambeth connection. Mandelson joined the cabinet in 1998.

  431. 431
    Village Idiot says:

    ….For the first time I was happy to support Germany; thank you, for stuffing the south American football and winning the world cup! “Congratulations to Germany”.
    (ich bin ein Frankfurter), well done…(patronisation)

  432. 432
    Owen Jones says:

    If it wasn’t for the war we’d all be speaking German, I pondered as I loaded my Lidl shopping bags into my Audi.

  433. 433
    Duty Pędant says:

    Married,,, Miss ???

    How awfully lefty.

  434. 434
    anon says:


  435. 435

    The BBC banging on about women bishops , great, after years of agitating for equality they are about to be given the right to officiate in medieval mumbo jumbo, what an accomplishment !!

  436. 436
    anon says:

    …Please do not credit Brown for something he did not do:the reasons for not joining the euro are many, not just a bit of input from Brown!

  437. 437
    Village Idiot says:

    …I thought mellor was very defensive over Brittan and the whirling rumours!

  438. 438
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    The staff of the BBC are well known for bashing their bishops

  439. 439
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Anyone noticed the rise in “Managed motorways” All those gantries with speed limit / warning signs on them costing us millions ?
    Well the real reason for installing them is now clear , there is a speed camera fixed to the back of each sign and believe me they are flashing like a gang of hacks at a tit wobbling contest , absolutely nothing to do with managing motorways , just cash cows , another way of raising taxes , without raising taxes
    When the lying turd Cameron came to office , he said he was going to “Turn the speed cameras off” !
    But i have noticed that since then the usual 9.00am to 5.00pm camera vans are working 7 days a week , and some local authorities have started their own fleets of them , this coupled with all the new parking restrictions will be netting the government billions

  440. 440
    Let's get Roman says:


  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t have a pop at tinfoil hats – they going to be the ‘next-big-thing’ in the World of Fashion.

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    What about all the support, training (and arms?) the US supplies to the FSA rebel? And to think, British MPs nearly voted to support the murdering gangs with airstrikes. Thankfully, Hague will soon have more time to spend with his friends – in ISIS.

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    The kill rate for crude home-made rockets is about two. The kill rate for modern hi-tec US bomber aircraft is well over 100 – and counting. So, who are the real murdering scumbags?

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    Israel ‘Defense Force’?

  445. 445

    well of course ….we are in the EU after all…” from each according to his means …to each according to his ineptitude” !!

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