July 12th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

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  1. 1
    non taxable pikey says:

    Anyone been charged with vote rigging in Tower Hamlets yet?

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  2. 2
    Zagreb Shergarbergaz says:

    As the EU has become further engorged with Croatia just recently having been strapped onto it, can we not get charges brought in Croatia against all the perving inmates of the HoC and HoL ? This would require their extradition to Croatia but would require no actual evidence – it’s only a matter of completing the forms correctly. Anyone up for the job of getting the appropriate European Arrest Warrants issued ?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    One term dave playing at quotas for women. Look at the poor quality of Blair’s babes and wonder if dave’s doxies are any good.

    I suppose that the rodent infestation at kew and the great bonfire of vanities will stop the mining of files from op ore.

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    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The fact that the country carried on, more productively, during the recent strike action by 1 million public sector shirkers, proves that the government haven’t cut nearly as deeply as they should.

    They should shed these 1 million shirkers and use the money saved to eliminate the deficit.

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    • 16

      That can never be done ,they are ” employed ” to keep them off the dole ,

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        Ockham's Razor says:

        Of itself, that might just be acceptable if it were not for the fact that they lord it over the real producers, armed with clipboards and The Full and Terrible Sanction of The State.

        That is the 1984 reality.

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      Ah! Rubbish says:

      Bins emptied today on overtime. But few knew to put them out.

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      • 135
        Norm Normal says:

        Check your local councils website it will tell you all you need to know.

        My council are not collecting. As I live in the north and all my neighbours are illiterate chavs. They will all leave their bins out for 2 weeks until the next collection. Whilst scratching their crotches through shell suits and mumbling about the inconvenience.

        Actually doing something about it or checking the info online is beyond them.

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      Bring Back Chimney Sweeps says:

      Yes, we don’t need care workers, social workers, teachers or librarians.

      Look anywhere in the world and you will see that serious wealth production goes hand in hand with a sizeable state and good governance.

      If you want to return to Victorian conditions, or have our workers on Chinese wages, just say so.

      The easiest way to eliminate the deficit would be to raise inheritance tax, and bring in a wealth and property tax. Taxes are far, far lower than during world war 2 for instance but, no we cannot expect our super-rich to eliminate the deficit they created.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Bumsex

    Good Morning

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  6. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    I describe myself a socialist, as Hitler did. The J*ws are lizards and our global project is Caliphate. Allahu Akbar. x

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    • 43
      Owen's mum says:

      Owen, when you go to the newsagent for this week’s Beano, your dad wants you to pay the papers. The cheque’s on the table by the front door. Thanks.

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      • 114
        Owen's Dad shouts down from upstairs says:

        …and can you stop using my razor…looks like a bloodbath in the basin this morning.

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  7. 13
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    In 2014 Vince Cable loses” ONE BILLION POUNDS” of other peoples money , by playing the stock market and under valuing Royal Mail a, he keeps his job

    In 1994 Nick Leeson lost 827 million pounds of other peoples money by playing the stock market and went to prison for six and a half years

    We’re all in it together !

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    • 18

      Vince Cable got the Royal Mail off the necks of the taxpayers , not his idea , he did the right thing for the wrong reasons.

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      • 19
        M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

        Does anyone really think that the proceeds of the sale will find its way back into the pockets of the taxpayer?

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          We will no longer have to subsidise it,that is the point , it could even be taken over .

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          • I trust the pension fund will not come back to bite taxpayers on their bottoms.

            Any smart kids growing up in the Uk now must surely realise the best move on growing up is to quit the country for good as otherwise you will be paying tax at 125% to pay for the mistakes of past generations.

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          • M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

            Mandleson had his eye on that pension fund for quite a while. Since it was plundered the taxpayer is now funding it at about £400 M per annum.

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          • Never posted here before says:

            My pension funds have all suddenly decided to emigrate. They fly out of Scotland next week. I can now withdraw 30% tax free (not 25%) and still earn more with the remainder than I could in Edinburgh on the whole sum. In April 2015 it will be 100% for a few weeks at least. Free of the UK. Free of Europe. Free of reporting. Just a secret between myself and the NSA.

            Goodbye Alex! Goodbye Ed! Goodbye George! Goodbye Beaker!

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          • The Growler says:

            Will that be disappeared as well, no records as they cannot be found

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        Did I go too far? says:

        The taxpayer didn’t want the Royal Mail taken out of it’s hands, even after Liebours attempt to destroy it on behalf of their masters in the EU, because Ma ndy didn’t have the nerve to sell it off as the unions would have slaughtered him, when the dead hands of Liebour was removed and the deadbeats they put in were cleared away, it started to make money again, but Camorons masters still wanted it sold as the EU had forced the sale of the German Post Office, it had to go, Camoron and co tipped their hats towards Brussels and just said yes sir, May 2015 Camoron you go, even if Liebour get back in, me I will still vote UKIP until we the taxpayer and the public get back there country from the political fire sales and the EU dictatorship.

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        • 77

          The Unions would have slaughtered him , rubbish , we saw how the unions mass strike action “paralysed the country” this week , nobody gave a stuff about them, they are now a laughing stock.
          The real enemy now are the Brussels Commissars who dictate every policy decision .

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    • 24
      Vince er er Cable says:

      Ummm er, is it that I put it down the back of the sofa? I can’t recall.

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      The two Muppets says:

      How much did Gordon Brown lose by selling our gold at rock bottom prices ?

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      non taxable pikey says:

      Ah but Leeson was tried and convicted in Singapore, in the list of least corrupt countries Singapore is near the top, unlike the UK.

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      Allegedly says:

      My theory is that Cable is not incompentent – he’s bent. Allegedly.

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  8. 14
    tories are cunts says:

    isn’t it funny how fascist/nazi israel is always never mentioned here

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      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      It’s a democracy.

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      • 32
        Jean-Claude Juncker, late of Keynsham says:

        Where ? Did I miss one ? If so, I’ll deal with it.

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          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          S­yria isn’t a democracy and As­sad is killing more kiddies than the Isr­aelis yet not a peep out of the foaming mouthed lefties outraged at the events in G­aza.

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          • The Lone Ranger says:

            Trouble is Assad’s got a lot of Syrians (maybe the majority – I don’t know and nor do you) who agree with him.

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          • ??? says:

            To a right wing supremacist Zionut, anyone’s a lefty, MaqShlomo.

            Israel kills far more kids than the Palestinians.
            With the support of the member Politicians of the Brit ” * Friends of Israel” Clubs.

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        Was? says:

        Isreal is a despot Theocracy, not a “democracy”. People living in the occupied territories and under military rule do not have a vote, nor do the MILLIONS of Palestinians driven into refugee camps from their own homes by the Israeli land thieves.

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          Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

          So if say Scotland started firing missiles at us, we should just accept it?

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          • ??? says:

            ??? I don’t follow your logic.
            If the brits drove the scots out of Scotland and into refugee camps the Jocks would be perfectly entitled to defend themselves to the best of their ability against the invading land thieves.

            Similarly, Israel are the invaders, murderers and thieves. As illegal occupiers, they are actually reaping a lot less than they sow.

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          • The Growler says:

            Their rockets will not Lodonistan so Dave is not bothered

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          Madness of a Cult says:

          I suppose the millions of Jews and Christians driven from their homes across the Middle East don’t count…

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          Conrad says:

          Given that the Jews were driven out of Europe by an industrialised attempt to exterminate them entirely and as no one else in the world would have them as immigrants, in the extremity of their despair they returned to their amcestral land to build a nation for themselves where no one could massacre them or attempt to do so with impunity again. It is European anti semitism that is one of the root causes of the Middle Eastern crisis today. If they were black their historical experiences would be used to justify all sorts of behaviour but as they are not they are of course uniquely culpable, their greatest crime being the very fact of their own existence.

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    • 37
      Ockham's Razor says:

      A picture is worth a thousand words.

      You might also reflect of what “always never” can possibly mean, whilst you are playing in the barren sand.

      http://tinyurl.com/cerw4a

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    • 107
      The two Muppets says:

      Israel has every right to defend herself against Hamas rockets .If they stop
      firing into Israel ,then Israel will stop . Simple .

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  9. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    “Order Order”obviously followed by a bunch of ill-informed idiots who believe anything they read or hear.

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  10. 21
    symbolic interpretation says:

    These are the facts:
    1. The Egyptian goddess Isis was represented by an owl.
    2. A few days ago the Labour Party promised everyone an owl.
    3. ISIS is the most recent manifestation of radical Islamic extremism.
    Connect the dots and draw your own conclusions.

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    • 30
      Ockham's Razor says:

      Owls used to be associated with wisdom.

      How times change.

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      • 34
        Agent Orange says:

        Socialists were always expected to be stupid during the day, but now they’re giving all their owls away.

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      • 46
        Sitting in his £2 million mansion paid for by you, Ed 'immigrant' Miliband says:

        Labour used to be associated with the British working class.

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        • 56
          Ockham's Razor says:

          …and the (mili)band played on…

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        • 86
          If you think this lot is incompetent just wait until Miliband and Co are in power says:

          Yes in about 1945 but since then the Labour party has seen increasing social mobility into the “Upper Middle Csass” and beyond as the old Labour working class MPs die out The latest lot have more millionaires on the front bench than the Tories but still they convince those “working class” communities ‘oop North to vote for ‘em simply by repeating “Food Banks; Hard pressed working class and the most right wing government ever copled with the bete noire of the idle….. IDS “

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          • Did I go too far? says:

            Around our way, Tesco have notices up about the public giving food they had just bought to give to the food bank, they have certain days they will leave out trollies for the idiots, Tesco wonder why people are not bothered about going to shop in there empty stores, I’ve stopped going they never have anything in I want and I’am fed up of getting waylaid at the entrance, it used to be a shop that had cars worth thousands parked in the car-park the rich going shopping, the car-park has a lot fewer expensive cars parked. .

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    • 31

      The greek goddess of wisdom Athene is also associated with an owl
      wisdom and the labour party, as we all know , are mutually exclusive

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    • 44
      Sue Denim says:

      ISIS is an anagram of ISIS.

      Owl is an anagram of wol.

      Connect the dots….

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      The E’gyptian Goddess Isis was not depicted as an owl.

      That connection has been made tenuously from the owl representation associated with A’thena, it being argued that Athena is derived from Ishtar hence Isis. However, Ishtar does not derive from Isis: There is only a parallel there in that Isis nursed H’orus (who was associated with a F’alcon)

      Ishtar was the Babylonian Goddess of fertility, love, war and sex: A very different kind of gal ;-)

      A’thena is not represented by an owl either but a little owl was depicted to accompany her. Athena was conceived immaculately as Zeus’s first thought when he was creating the universe, she remained virgin herself – unlike Isis – but was certainly more conservative than I’shtar.

      Some authors do believe that A’thena may have originally been considered as a bird Goddess – an owl. She was depicted transforming into a sea eagle by H’omer for example, and vase depictions of her with wings have survived.

      The little owl symbolism was carried into Roman times with Goddess M’inerva. Again, M’inerva herself was not depicted directly as an owl.

      The exact reasoning for the original association is apparently not known but the owl itself became symbolic of wisdom and knowledge, and guardianship of the dead.

      In E’gyptian H’ieroglyphs, the owl maps to the latin letter ‘M’.

      The E’gyptian’s believed that the owl was a protector and g’uardian of the dead.

      The later little owl association may have derived from Isis’s role as guardian of the dead being conflated with the belief relating to the role of the owl itself. Separation and qualifying the association of those roles would make sense in ancient G’reek culture. In E’gyptian culture the animalist beliefs were more than likely parallel to the formal cult beliefs. That is purely my conjecture though.

      Isis had a much larger and more important role in Egyptian culture than Athena, in particular she was the Great Mother who placed the Sun God Ra in the sky and gave birth to H’orus after laying with her brother O’siris (when he was doing his dead thing).

      The name Isis translates to ‘throne woman’ in E’nglish and she had important direct and important associations with the P’haroah.

      Isis was also closely associated with both nature and magic, but not war and sex.

      Isis Symbolism: The throne, The sun disk with cow’s horns, Sparrow, Cobra, Vulture, Sycamore tree, and she’s often depicted holding an Ankh with a throne hair cut.

      Interestingly, H’egel famously noted: ‘the owl of M’inerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk’ – his intention being that Philosophy is not prescriptive as it only understands matters in hindsight. More bluntly: It is backward looking only, not forward.

      For L’abour, perhaps reflecting on being dumped by C’linton and their US backers they are finally having a clear eyed moment. That M’arx stole and corrupted mercilessly H’egel could also be close to their reasoning. A penny has finally dropped for M’iliband ?

      For the dots you are thinking of, noting Isis’s Goddess association with the lighthouse of A’lexandria is the correct path. You could also get there in the E’uropean theatre by considering a game of thrones – but that would be a corruption.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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  11. 51
    ISIS SISI pissy says:

    Milliband is Je*ish so he cannot be a complete Prick

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  12. 55
    Megawhite says:

    Another good week for Guido. Keep it up!

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  13. 57
    david says:

    The story that is going to dominate the child abuse scandal.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689462/Did-Maggie-know-closest-aide-preying-age-boys.html

    Who knew him, who knew what he was up to, and why the cover up?

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    ids says:

    I have never heard of Universal Credit, although I believe it’s a complete fuckup.

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    • 76
      2+2=5 says:

      If as you say “I have never heard of Universal Credit” how can you believe it’s a complete fuck up?

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      • 78
        The honurable member for Ker-chingford says:

        I haven’t had my breakfast yet and so far I’ve only believed five impossible things.

        Don’t spoil it – I’m famished.

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      • 117
        evolve or die, fuckwit says:

        The Welfare State works just fine as it is and doesn’t need reforming.

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    • 89
      If you think this lot is incompetent just wait until Miliband and Co are in power says:

      If you want to throw something at the telly I suggest you watch this series on Channel 5

      http://www.channel5.com/shows/benefits-britain-life-on-the-dole

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      • 118
        White rabbit says:

        Thank you. Much appreciated. If that programme doesn’t turn me
        into a ‘Viking pillage and burn’ candidate, then I can always look at the
        local regional development plan in our neck of the woods which plans to
        concrete over about 50 square miles of farmland with ‘affordable housing’.
        Development on brown field sites has been rejected as unsuitable.
        I look forward to spontaneously self-combusting and literally blowing up.

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  15. 62
    Ah! Vaz at full strength says:

    “My hon. and learned Friend [Greville Janner], too, is a brave man in what he has done, said and endured over the past weeks and months. Every one of us should be grateful to him, because…what has happened to my hon. and learned Friend could happen to any one of us, so we should all be aware of it.”

    http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2014/07/11/keith-vaz-called-for-new-law-to-protect-his-friend-greville-janner/

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  16. 68
    Ah! FFS says:

    As figures show an extra 300,000 children living in households that cannot afford to keep their house warm, Labour accuses Osborne of ignoring the issue.

    Err warm, WARM?? One measly coal fire and a toasting fork. And we were middle class.

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    • 71
      In them days... says:

      Toasting fork?

      You was looky!

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    • 73
      Sue Denim says:

      At the moment, I would like to keep my house cool.

      Under this Tory-led leadership, hardworking families can no longer afford air-conditioning.

      I would like to know what Nick Clegg is going to do about it.

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      • 201
        Norm Normal says:

        Are those without paddling pools and air conditioning victims of summer poverty?

        I’m sure Labour would agree?

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  17. 69
    Chicken Sexing Weekly says:

    You’ve heard about PPSs.

    Now look at PSPs.

    http://tinyurl.com/qzjdrt6

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    • 74
      Your local MP has probably got pervious - just ask the filth says:

      Presumably the sexing area is for the use of MPs. How low can these flocking bastards sink ?

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  18. 72
    Duke of Devonshire says:

    300,000 rooms to keep warm in Chatsworth. We use visitors, generate about half a Kw each.

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    • 75
      Billy of Bumshire says:

      Good call old chap and the riff raff pay for the privilege too.

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    • 92
      Oliver Mellors says:

      Another brace of peasants on the drawing room fire, Your Grace ??

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      Real Green Heat from our very own green bio mass says:

      Fossils are been giving off heat for million of years. That’s why the earth never freezes and remains 10 to 12 degrees. Adding a few visitors every month in the big hole under the house gives Chatsworth ample heat and quiet rightly a claim to having green heat.

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  19. 79
    Gordo McMong says:

    I vanished them all and all with Ronseal one coat, you know the one with the 10 year guarantee and now this! It’s all Sues fault, it’s always Sue she hates me you see, well I hate her back and all women too the useless creatures they are! NURSE NURSE! Look what’s happening to my beloved turd collection… is melting!

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  20. 80
    Only a bit of fun says:

    Oh fuck off with the moderation Guido you twat!

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  21. 88
    Leon England says:

    Well, bugger me!

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  22. 90
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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  23. 91
    A celebridee lawyer says:

    All my clients accused of pederasty tell me they had secretly converted to the RoP, so there’s no case to answer under Sh ariah law. Makes sense to me!

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  24. 96
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    INSTEAD OF SAVING THE PLANET, I AM BUSY SAVING MY NICE CUSHY JOB.

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  25. 108
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Cameron needs a machine gun to reshuffle his deadbeat cabinet. … then a rope for himself

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    • 111
      Where m I going my lovely, the banks are filled up with my money. says:

      Shame you didn’t do a similar reshuffle on Bliar and Brown and the rest of the so called peoples choices.

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  26. 110
    Earnest Saunders says:

    I am saddened to hear that Greville Janner has dementia. Patients seldom recover from this debilitating disease.

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  27. 115
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    On behalf of the Conservative led Coalition I wish the England football team the very best of luck in the World Cup Final against Germany tomorrow.

    God Save The Queen

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    George Galloway says:

    So many Arabs are silent while hundreds of thousands of their brothers are slaughtered by other Arabs, excuse me being cynical about Gaza

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    • 133
      But Islam is the religion of peace says:

      Iraqi security forces and government-affiliated militias appear to have executed at least 255 prisoners since 9 June, a human rights group says.

      The killings appeared to be retaliation for attacks by the jihadist Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (Isis), Human Rights Watch said in a statement.

      The prisoners were all Sunni Muslims, while the majority of security forces and militia were Shia, they added.

      Meanwhile, Iraqi Kurds have reportedly taken over two oilfields in the north.

      Most of the executions took place as Iraqi forces fled advancing Isis fighters, HRW said in a statement.

      The killings took place in six Iraqi villages: Mosul, Tal Afar, Baquba, Jumarkhe, Rawa and Hilla, HRW reported.

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    • 145
      Norm Normal says:

      Tis the will of Allah if arabs slaughter arabs. Everyone is ok with it.

      Also africans can slaughter each other by the millions in Congo and there is not a murmur from the leftards or their press friends.

      Their antiwar stance is highly selective don’t you think?

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        Don't look this way, look over there says:

        Have a read of Winter in Arabia by Freya Stark biography 1937, you will find out a lot about Arabia and Yemen and the behaviour of the Arabs at that time, Arabs changing because they have oil and literacy , nah.

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    • 227
      Gazza.. says:

      The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine…hic hic..come on then ya bastards who spilt me fuckin pint…

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  30. 128
    The EU says:

    Have I been reformed yet?

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  31. 132
    Where's Nigel? says:

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  32. 136
    Leon England says:

    Suffer little children and forbid them not from coming on me

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  33. 138
    Anon. says:

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  34. 139
    Jimmy says:

    It`s that time, pre-election, when Cameron becomes everything that he wants people to believe he is but can never become

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    • 143
      Don't look this way, look over there says:

      Seems you have the same problem Jimmy, vote for Liebour and dishonesty and unchecked postal votes.

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    • 153
      White rabbit says:

      Modelled on Blair of course. Rachmanite, Blairite. Or even worse..Brownite.

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    • 156
      The sound of a Pope who's half bear but there's no-one to hear him crapping in the woods says:

      How many impossible things can you believe in at once, Jimmy ?

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        average Joanna says:

        It’s that time pre-election when Miliband and his advisors will
        start trying to persuade the voters he’s the normal human being
        we all know he can never become.

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    • 175
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Isn’t that what all LibLabCon politicians do?

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  35. 141
    Jimmy says:

    If Cameron doesn’t get rid of Cable and Smith for throwing away billions of taxpayers’ money, he’s a bigger wanker than any one feared.

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    • 144

      And let Cable off the hook that easily ?

      Cable should be assigned to Northern Ireland with minimal security detail and an orange jump suit.

      Don’t get mad – get even.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 148
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      It’s what Politicians do… throw away billions of pounds of taxpayers money, not just anybody could do that.

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    • 150
      Don't look this way, look over there says:

      Jimmy we had the same problems when Liebour had their reign of terror, what happened to the £100 billion Brown “removed” from private pensions, £12billion on failed NHS computerisation, all that money on British trained doctors only to find you couldn’t employ them because you imported thousands of foreign ones badly needed in their own countries , if that money had been available when the WWII baby boomers retired, we would have had a better chance, but immigration nice of your gang of sh1ts to ask the British public would they allow mass immigration, I hope you find a deep tunnel when the country explodes, the turds we have in now are just part and parcel of Liebour so calling them is calling yourself.

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    • 187
      Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

      Jimmy. The World expert on wanking.

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  36. 154
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Good news everyone!

    My application to run a snack-bar concession at the Commonwealth Games venue has been successful. My Chocolate Logs will give visitors to Scotland a gastronomic experience they’ll never forget.

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    Now police called in over whistleblower’s claims of a ‘cover-up’ at the top of the NHS that led to deaths
    Police are investigating claims made by NHS whistleblower Gary Walker
    Allegations said to implicate former and serving senior NHS managers
    Lincolnshire Police have confirmed they are investigating

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689429/Now-police-called-whistleblowers-claims-cover-NHS-led-deaths.html#ixzz37Fvhbz3Z
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    • 179
      Andy Burnham says:

      Harold Shipman was my hero.

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        NHS says:

        We miss the Burnham years.

        Waste, inefficiency, spending on items we didn’t need or want, pointless training courses, 50% of staff told they could work part time at nearly the same pay and pension and we could kill patients without blame under the no-blame culture to lighten our workload.

        Andy Burnham, architect of the NHS death camp culture. Please come back Andy

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  38. 159
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Fuck off Cameron. The only thing you should be reshuffling is yourself. And as for promoting the odious Esther McVey, pass me a sick bag please.

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  39. 161
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What an appalling lack of humanity this Tory scum lot display. Even for their extremely low standards, this ‘class’ take some beating. They literally do not care that people are committing suicide following the welfare cuts in particular. They are truly a rancid, vile, malevolent bunch of social Darwinists. The thing is they seem to revel in their horribleness. They are trying to outdo each other in their austerity attack on the masses

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    • 163
      Anonymous says:

      Totally unsubstantiated bollocks.
      Now go fuck yourself.

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    • 164
      Oops says:

      Funny that the “masses” chose not to vote Labour, and won’t be next time.

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    • 165
      The two Muppets says:

      Keep taking the tablets and maybe up the dose a bit .

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    • 166
      Archbishop Caring says:

      We MUST get this suicide bill through Parliament ASAP. That’ll help to speed up the process. +

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    • 168

      Austerity [we need more of it] is the only alternative ,brought about not by ‘bankers but by Brown and Blair , deliberately bankrupting the country, remember the triumphant grubby scribbled note , ‘there’s no more money’.

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    • 178
      White Dee says:

      You won’t find me on suicide watch.

      Try Big Brother.

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      Strange that austerity doesn't seem to mean austerity says:

      Utter bollocks..just like the Labour inspired fable that 99% on the population rely on food banks to feed themselves

      It seems however that whilst using food banks people are able to tweet or check their facebook pages using the latest 4g ready Apple i phone or watching Big Brother Live Eviction on their 78 inch Plasma TV whilst drinking and smoking themselves to insensibility

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      • 192

        Food banks are a disgrace, CLOSE THEM DOWN NOW!!!!!!

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      • 205
        Some of Guido's readers are full of shite says:

        utter bollocks! You can of course provide evidence? Not a link to the DM. Real evidence? Thought not. Clown.

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        • 213
          Norm Normal says:

          Foodbanks provide an essential service as many can’t afford food after buying fags, booze n weed.

          If you go door to door on most council estates 1in4 houses stink so badly of cannabis you have to move off the doorstep to find a breath of clean air.

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          • The main cause of child poverty in this country is the artificially inflated prices of cigarettes and drink , the stinking nannying bastards who continuously bleat about minimum pricing obviously don’t get it that if the necessary pleasures are taxed punitively then there is less available for the more mundane day to day things like food , clothing , rent , and mortgages .

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      common sense artist says:

      Yeah its nothing less than genocide innit? Mass murder on a scale not seen since Thatcher closed the coal mines bravely defended by the workers who were mown down in cold blood by the tens of thousands.

      Up the workers, or scrounging parasites as they are now known.

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    • 371
      England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

      Not THE Dave Spart, surely?

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  40. 162
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Careful, Chucky, I will be your Chancellor if Labour need a coalition in 2015.

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      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Hello Angie how are you doing and more to the point hows the Reich coming along?

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      • 195

        She can’t talk right now as she’s currently tied up in a vapour-lock.

        The guys will let her come up for air soon, when evening prayers kick off, but not before the football gag is done.

        This will be released on blu-ray DVD, eventually.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 182
      Use Foam says:

      Hi, on the left, I see. Have you tried Gillette?

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  43. 183

    Dubai unveils Twatopolis
    11-07-14 –courtesy Daily Mash

    A MASSIVE dome full of the horrible things that twats like is to be built in Dubai.

    The quintrillion-dollar air-conditioned monstrosity will contain ghastly hotels, pretentious shops and soulless bars called things like ‘Tyger’.

    A government spokesman said: “Twatopolis will consolidate our city’s status as a hub for the biggest twats on the planet.

    “Footballers, their dreadful wives, sleazebag billionaires and cackling middle-management hen parties will come in their droves because it is very big, very expensive and the weather is hot.”

    Footballer Wayne Hayes said: “Can I buy shoes that cost more than a hospital? Are they very colourful and can I carry them away in big shiny bags? Can I then eat a burger while my wife gets some hot ‘healing mud’ poured on her? And then buy some shit art?

    “Basically, is it vile? If so I am in.”

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    • 196

      You can almost sympathise with the muzzie fanatics when they get around to dealing with the place, as they surely will eventually.

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    • 325
      An ex-mid east dweller says:

      This little frippery will add a few more billions to Sheikh Maktoum’s debt to his mates up the road in Abu Dhabi. Still, it’s only money innit? Nothing a good earthquake and tsunami couldn’t sort out in an afternoon.

      When I lived there in the 1970s Dubai was beautiful – just two small settlements either side of that lovely little creek. Shame they allowed greedy European consultants in to fuck the place up.

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  44. 186

    Dancing on Stella Street – Spooky.

    C’uba (R’ussia) and H’ezbollah – An interesting Salsa mix for LATAM.

    – The links are worth a ‘gander.

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  45. 188
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest politician in Britain says:

    Whatever happened to me?

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  46. 197
    Tommy, aged 9¾ says:

    I’m going to visit my Uncle Ernie this weekend, do you think it’s alright?

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    • 202
      Ah! well says:

      Depends how old he’ll be when you issue proceedings. Dementia setting in early these days.

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  47. 203
    Janner Torial says:

    Just realised, if I can’t plead I won’t have to pay compensation. Feeling a little better already.

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  48. 208
    David Axlegrease says:

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    RED ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    The TIMES. ( Doubting Thomas’ should click and see )
    One For Guido’s Sun Column

    Travellers using the international airport in Caracas have been outraged to find a £12 surcharge added to their tickets for breathing the air.
    The “breathing tax” is the last straw for many Venezuelans, who often have to queue for hours and even travel from the provinces to Caracas to buy overpriced air tickets, as their socialist government is mired in disputes with a number of foreign airlines.

    Socialists taxing the air you breathe.

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  50. 214
    Jizzminge Allwhine Brown says:

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  51. 224
    Lord Patten says:

    George Galloway @georgegalloway · 40m

    I refuse to pay a licence fee to fund a BBC which systematically lies to the British people and the world. Who will join me in this ?

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    • 240
      Spelling Bee says:

      Anjum Kiani ‏@AnjumKiani 1h
      ‘Isreal is a cancer at the Heart of the Middle-East’ @georgegalloway.
      #Pray4Gaza

      Gaza is out of rehab and doing fine. Pray for rain.

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      • 272
        Was Arafat Gay? says:

        GG does actually pronounce it exactly the same as Gazzer doesn’t he? Or is that the point you are making? :)

        I’m tempted to plant myself in a QT audience when Galloway is on and ask “Do the Panel think Gazzer should be made peace envoy to Israel and Gaza?” and watch the resultant confusion with glee.

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  52. 231
    Dame Butler-Sloss says:

    The public should have full confidence in my appointment as chair of this inquiry. I promise a full and exhaustive investigation. All further inquiries should go through my inquiry assistants Lord Brittan and Derek Laud.

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  53. 234
    Butler-Sloshed says:

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  54. 242
    Dame BS aged 187 says:

    They said keep it going ’till they had all died. Can somebody please take over?

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    • 303
      Send for the Butler, Sloss says:

      No, you’ll have to carry on doing the job from your coffin. It won’t affect the inquiry per se. We can say you are watching it all on a live feed in the Home. I’m glad you enjoyed the visit from the ex Archbishop of Canterbury – he does have some very advanced views doesn’t he?

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  55. 243
    Just askin says:

    Has a single orange tree or melon tree been planted in the Gaza strip in the last 50 years?

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  56. 251
    Gaza says:

    Archbishops Split Over Right-To-Die

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  57. 252
    Dame Marie Melba says:

    Archbishops Split Over Right-To-Die

    Bananas split over cream, ice cream, nuts and strawberry coulis.

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  58. 255
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    That Duncan Smith is going to keep his job seems astonishing given the sheer incompetence of the man but then when you think about the job he does of attacking poor people, you realise he’s actually crucial to the Tories.

    Scum

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    • 258
      Observer says:

      Blind as a… comes to mind

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      • 268
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        It’s not just attacking the poor, although the culling of hundreds of thousands does its bit in scaring the others from claiming their rights, but the real beauty is in wasting £25 billion in the name of austerity cuts, so ensuring the 1% can carry on robbing the poor for another 5 years.

        By 2020 there will be no NHS, no public sector let alone a state education system. Ayn Rand would be so proud.

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        • 275
          Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

          So you can peer into the future, what are you doing commenting on this blog, surely you can be in government or a Liebour in waiting government, telling them what they should be doing, remember 2015 is laughingly going to Liebours year, so you could be right.

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        • 286
          Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

          But these so-called ‘austerity cuts’ are far less than the real cuts the Irish made. And yet the Irish did not whinge half as much as the loony left in England are doing.

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10948415/The-mauled-Celtic-Tiger-is-ready-to-roar-again.html

          “In Ireland, though, unlike in some other “peripheral” eurozone countries, the bail-out conditions stuck. The economy endured public spending reductions over four years that were three times greater in proportionate terms than the UK’s so-called “austerity measures” are imposing in eight.”

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  59. 259
    Well known fact says:

    Westminster p4edo’phile network warnings ‘ignored’ because ‘there were too many’

    Saftey in numbers.

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  60. 261
    Butler-Sloshed says:

    I don’t feel very well.

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  61. 264
    Jimmy says:

    I’ve just noticed these comments are right next to a boast about “the intellectual ascendancy of the right”.

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    • 277

      A boast made by Owen Jones no less…

      Vote UKIP :-)

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      • 280
        Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

        Let’s not forget dear Ken Livingstone’s observation while campaigning against Boris Johnson: “The more intelligent and successful a person is, the more likely they are to vote Tory. Labour’s supporters are typically retarded failures.”

        I paraphrased a bit, but it’s in the spirit of what he said. And he was right.

        For once.

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    • 281
      Tachybaptus says:

      The comments on this blog require a four-wing interpretation: left, right, daft and wrong.

      Like

      • 292
        Jimmy says:

        Aren’t the last three the same?

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        • 299
          heads i win tails you lose says:

          Yep, that’s right Jimmy, in the latest leftist rewrite of history Venezuela are shortly to join North Korea as a failed, right wing basket case, despite both countries basing their constitutions on Marxist principles.

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      • 302
        Populism - you know it makes sense says:

        I think it helps to think in terms of right elitist, left elitist and populist. Then you can apply right and wrong to each. Labour is now a left elitist party whereas in former years it had a strong populist element. UKIP is the only genuinely populist party around in the UK (well England) now.

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    • 370
      Anonymous says:

      You keep reminding us just what utter fucking mongs Labor voters are.

      Twat

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  62. 266
    George Galloway says:

    Those murdering Hamas scumbags announced now that they are sending missiles towards Tel Aviv at 2100. Hamas’ TV has a countdown clock showing 20 minutes to go. War crime?!

    Send in the drones to wipe Hamas off the face of the earth.

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  63. 270
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    There’s now a facebook event for the Hamas rocket barrage on Tel Aviv http://on.fb.me/1qTy6U5

    Like

  64. 284
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Good evening unworthy f0ckers…this goes out to “blitzed” Dave Cooper and OR

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Note to the those ignorant left wing idiots talking about British ‘austerity cuts’.

    These so-called ‘austerity cuts’ are far less than the real cuts the Irish made. And yet the Irish did not whinge half as much as the loony left in England are doing.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10948415/The-mauled-Celtic-Tiger-is-ready-to-roar-again.html

    “In Ireland, though, unlike in some other “peripheral” eurozone countries, the bail-out conditions stuck. The economy endured public spending reductions over four years that were three times greater in proportionate terms than the UK’s so-called “austerity measures” are imposing in eight.”

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    • 296
      Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

      I don’t care what’s happening in Ireland, I live in Britain, if we don’t do something soon the rest of the world will be over here and we will be thrown out of our own country.

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      • 310
        The witless mong in Number 10 says:

        That’s the plan, pleb! Enjoy the record level of immigration, suckers!

        And enjoy the 28% foreign aid increase! Austerity?! Mwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

        Whatcha gonna do? Vote UKIP? Mwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

        Tally ho!

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  66. 295
    Anonymous says:

    I have relatives in Dublin who work and are very heavily taxed
    When they visit they laugh at the so called austerity program !

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  67. 297
    David Cameron says:

    Last night Samantha said if I turned the light off she’d take it up the arse, maybe I should’ve waited until the bulb cooled down a bit.

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  68. 298
    At last some sense on Islam says:

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    • 308
      On the QT says:

      Well she wouldn’t be allowed on Question Time, that’s for sure. And if by some mischance she did get on the Panel, she would be subjected to a humiliating lecture from the Headmaster, sorry, Chairman, David Dimbleby which would of course ignore all the very reasonable points she made.

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  69. 315
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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    • 316
      Joss Taskin says:

      Didn’t you introduce Assisted Dying before your mate Lord Falconer introduced the Bill ?

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    • 331
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      The Russians do it with a polonium sandwich, MI6 would have us believe MR K killed himself with a penknife and a paracetamol.

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    • 349
      Anonymous says:

      If the population are not receptive to a story they will easily class the teller as a “nutter”.

      However, the public mood is changing. They now know that those they voted for are corruptible. Or worse were corrupt when they voted. The voters are now feeling ashamed of their own actions.

      Why feel ashamed twice. Simply stop voting.

      Hence we get more and more corrupt politicians.

      But now the public will believe the depravity of these people. So the stories will be brought out. It is time for a change.

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    A great example to British ‘yooof’

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    • 322
      Harsh but fair says:

      Benefits claimants should be sterilised as a condition of getting their payments.

      Like

    • 330
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      The Russians do it with a polonium sandwich, MI6 would have us believe MR K killed himself with a penknife and a paracetamol.

      Like

    • 341
      albacore says:

      Surely, it’s the society that you voted for
      With hordes of foreign newcomers moving in next door
      Courtesy of a Parliament you wouldn’t piss on
      The most treacherous ever, without question, bar none

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    • 350
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      White Dee is no different to Abbott and Thornberry. The latter two scrounge off the taxpayer and are hypocrites, what’s the difference?

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  72. 323
    Thatched says:

    So the truth emerges. Maggie covered up child abuse by one of her ministers. While standing up at party conference to say she feared for the “plight of boys and girls” who “believe they have an inalienable right to be gay”, she was protecting her ministers who were buggering boys. Hypocrisy of legendary proportions.

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  73. 333
    The perpetrators of the mango-vendor song says:

    Damn – there goes our Christmas hit.

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  74. 342
    George Galloway says:

    Hamas are idiotic towel heads of the worst kind.

    They are all stupid and therefore should take the refund and fuck off.

    Like

    • 344
      Vince Semaphore says:

      If they piss on each others’ heads then no-one will be able to track them.
      Total Towelheads.

      Like

    • 347
      Keep it up, blindness is the enemy of the idiot says:

      Keep thinking that, it helps the “towelheads” to get away with all sorts, don’t ever under estimate arabs, if you do Sharia law will be ruling Britain even earlier than 2030

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  75. 346
    Butler-Sloshed says:

    Retweeted by ExaroNews
    Mark Watts @MarkWatts_1 · 24m
    Back up after @ExaroNews crashed last night within minutes of publishing story on “abuse parties” at Dolphin Square. http://www.exaronews.com/articles/5322/dolphin-square-mps-threw-parties-for-sexual-abuse-of-children

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    • 348
      Black Arts or just a 'fortunate' crash says:

      Exaro cannot even access their own article.

      Like

    • 364
      Say no to tinfoil says:

      Yeah, it’s a good job nobody has ever made this claim on the internet before. Vital that it is squashed before it get out.

      Like

  76. 351

    Assisted suicide in the UK would perhaps help encourage certain folk to leave, but not because of the subtle trolling…

    Vote UKIP :-)

    Like

    • 353
      Uncle Adolf says:

      I was strongly in favour of assisted dying – only now are people coming round to my way of thinking.
      I was too far ahead of my time.

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  77. 352
    Ahhhhhh! says:

    We all have a soft side

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  78. 354
  79. 355

    Thought for the day…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  80. 356
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Just like to say that nasty piece of work on tv before an MEP from Luxenbourg, it gives you a better reason for getting out of the EU.

    Like

  81. 357
    JJ says:

    Come on Guido it’s elven bells already so get that fat arse of yours out of yer wanking pit and post something.

    Like

  82. 358
    Guy News Room says:

    I learn without surprise from David Cameron that the national secretary of the Etonian-baiting Socialist Workers Party is himself an Etonian.

    Like

  83. 359
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems today on tv is homosexuals, women and same sex dancers, they keep forgetting their are load of males who are heterosexuals still living in this sh1thole.

    Like

  84. 360
    Trashbin says:

    Trashbin Alibaba Brown on Sunday Politics. In a skirt. VOMIT

    Like

  85. 361
    Trashbin says:

    Die you vile bitch.

    Like

  86. 362
    Neil Pillock says:

    New blog post

    Like

  87. 365
    Dodgy Dave says:

    There’s something fishy about the SNP leader and his deputy.

    Like

    • 367
      Wally Scott says:

      Yes, they are going to win.

      Like

      • 368
        Rob Roy says:

        A Yes vote will lead to the establishment of two proud independent nations with responsibility for their futures, two rival but friendly competitors sharing a common border eager to make their countries better free from the yokel of Westminster.

        Like

        • 369
          Flying over the Westminster Village says:

          Well according to the FT if there should be a Yes Vote on the basis of a very hot summer then there will have to be a second vote to get the right answer .

          Like


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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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