July 12th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

371 Comments

  1. 1
    non taxable pikey says:

    Anyone been charged with vote rigging in Tower Hamlets yet?

  2. 2
    Zagreb Shergarbergaz says:

    As the EU has become further engorged with Croatia just recently having been strapped onto it, can we not get charges brought in Croatia against all the perving inmates of the HoC and HoL ? This would require their extradition to Croatia but would require no actual evidence – it’s only a matter of completing the forms correctly. Anyone up for the job of getting the appropriate European Arrest Warrants issued ?

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    One term dave playing at quotas for women. Look at the poor quality of Blair’s babes and wonder if dave’s doxies are any good.

    I suppose that the rodent infestation at kew and the great bonfire of vanities will stop the mining of files from op ore.

  4. 4
    The tit in no. 10 who loves pissing off the floating voters says:

    I can easily have a word with my EU chums and arrange for the files to be destroyed by floods.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing compared with Milliband’s mingers.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    No , nor will they be , it will be quietly forgotten , the postal voting frauds will go on unchecked , there is MUSLIM involvement ,nothing can be allowed to threaten community cohesion.

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    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The fact that the country carried on, more productively, during the recent strike action by 1 million public sector shirkers, proves that the government haven’t cut nearly as deeply as they should.

    They should shed these 1 million shirkers and use the money saved to eliminate the deficit.

  8. 8

    Nearly lost my monika again.

  9. 9

    Nearly lost my monika again!

  10. 10
    W⚓ says:

    there is NOTHING working class about Labour

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Bumsex

    Good Morning

  12. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    I describe myself a socialist, as Hitler did. The J*ws are lizards and our global project is Caliphate. Allahu Akbar. x

  13. 13
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    In 2014 Vince Cable loses” ONE BILLION POUNDS” of other peoples money , by playing the stock market and under valuing Royal Mail a, he keeps his job

    In 1994 Nick Leeson lost 827 million pounds of other peoples money by playing the stock market and went to prison for six and a half years

    We’re all in it together !

  14. 14
    tories are cunts says:

    isn’t it funny how fascist/nazi israel is always never mentioned here

  15. 15
    Middlesex says:

    Damn, there goes the neighbourhood.

  16. 16

    That can never be done ,they are ” employed ” to keep them off the dole ,

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    “Order Order”obviously followed by a bunch of ill-informed idiots who believe anything they read or hear.

  18. 18

    Vince Cable got the Royal Mail off the necks of the taxpayers , not his idea , he did the right thing for the wrong reasons.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Does anyone really think that the proceeds of the sale will find its way back into the pockets of the taxpayer?

  20. 20
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It’s a democracy.

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    symbolic interpretation says:

    These are the facts:
    1. The Egyptian goddess Isis was represented by an owl.
    2. A few days ago the Labour Party promised everyone an owl.
    3. ISIS is the most recent manifestation of radical Islamic extremism.
    Connect the dots and draw your own conclusions.

  22. 22
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Unlike the acolytes of the Grauniad.

  23. 23
    welcome to the pleasuredromey says:

    after that starey vid, Milliband’s MILFs

  24. 24
    Vince er er Cable says:

    Ummm er, is it that I put it down the back of the sofa? I can’t recall.

  25. 25
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Socialists will never allow the working classes into its ranks any more than a shepherd will allow his sheep to decide in which field to graze.

  26. 26
    A.Rusbridger says:

    Our fiction is better than your fiction, na na nee naaa

  27. 27

    We will no longer have to subsidise it,that is the point , it could even be taken over .

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    Stab in the dark says:

    Jack Dromey

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    The sounds of zips give the game away for the Welsh socialists.

  30. 30
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Owls used to be associated with wisdom.

    How times change.

  31. 31

    The greek goddess of wisdom Athene is also associated with an owl
    wisdom and the labour party, as we all know , are mutually exclusive

  32. 32
    Jean-Claude Juncker, late of Keynsham says:

    Where ? Did I miss one ? If so, I’ll deal with it.

  33. 33
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Never mind. You kept your website link.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  34. 34
    Agent Orange says:

    Socialists were always expected to be stupid during the day, but now they’re giving all their owls away.

  35. 35
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Of itself, that might just be acceptable if it were not for the fact that they lord it over the real producers, armed with clipboards and The Full and Terrible Sanction of The State.

    That is the 1984 reality.

  36. 36
    A no stone unturned Inquiry says:

    An owl is the symbol of Oldham Athletic.

  37. 37
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A picture is worth a thousand words.

    You might also reflect of what “always never” can possibly mean, whilst you are playing in the barren sand.

    http://tinyurl.com/cerw4a

  38. 38

    I trust the pension fund will not come back to bite taxpayers on their bottoms.

    Any smart kids growing up in the Uk now must surely realise the best move on growing up is to quit the country for good as otherwise you will be paying tax at 125% to pay for the mistakes of past generations.

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    bleubottle says:

    I know it is Saturday but,sir, you appear to have forgotten about Sheffield Wednesday.

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    Did I go too far? says:

    The taxpayer didn’t want the Royal Mail taken out of it’s hands, even after Liebours attempt to destroy it on behalf of their masters in the EU, because Ma ndy didn’t have the nerve to sell it off as the unions would have slaughtered him, when the dead hands of Liebour was removed and the deadbeats they put in were cleared away, it started to make money again, but Camorons masters still wanted it sold as the EU had forced the sale of the German Post Office, it had to go, Camoron and co tipped their hats towards Brussels and just said yes sir, May 2015 Camoron you go, even if Liebour get back in, me I will still vote UKIP until we the taxpayer and the public get back there country from the political fire sales and the EU dictatorship.

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    anon says:

    Vote SC, vote UTIT!

  42. 42
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Mandleson had his eye on that pension fund for quite a while. Since it was plundered the taxpayer is now funding it at about £400 M per annum.

  43. 43
    Owen's mum says:

    Owen, when you go to the newsagent for this week’s Beano, your dad wants you to pay the papers. The cheque’s on the table by the front door. Thanks.

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    Sue Denim says:

    ISIS is an anagram of ISIS.

    Owl is an anagram of wol.

    Connect the dots….

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    S­yria isn’t a democracy and As­sad is killing more kiddies than the Isr­aelis yet not a peep out of the foaming mouthed lefties outraged at the events in G­aza.

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    Sitting in his £2 million mansion paid for by you, Ed 'immigrant' Miliband says:

    Labour used to be associated with the British working class.

  47. 47
    Handycock MP, Pervert in Chief says:

    Sir, I think your lack of respect for Honourable and Right Honourable Members of Parliament and the House of Lords is despicable, and your ridicule for that great Institution, the European Union, is beyond the pale. No wonder this country is in decline with Tories like you ridiculing it! Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/nick-clegg-says-portsmouth-south-mp-mike-hancock-no-longer-has-future-with-lib-dems-1-6172555

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    Mr Weirdo says:

    ISIS is also an anagram of SISI, which sounds like sissy. Maybe that’s why they’ve changed their name to Islamic State.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    Our Owen is in that “fuck everyone and everything” mood.

  51. 51
    ISIS SISI pissy says:

    Milliband is Je*ish so he cannot be a complete Prick

  52. 52
    Never posted here before says:

    My pension funds have all suddenly decided to emigrate. They fly out of Scotland next week. I can now withdraw 30% tax free (not 25%) and still earn more with the remainder than I could in Edinburgh on the whole sum. In April 2015 it will be 100% for a few weeks at least. Free of the UK. Free of Europe. Free of reporting. Just a secret between myself and the NSA.

    Goodbye Alex! Goodbye Ed! Goodbye George! Goodbye Beaker!

  53. 53
    RBN News says:

  54. 54
    Mr Weirdo says:

    Or “throwing his toys out of his pram”, as we used to say.

  55. 55
    Megawhite says:

    Another good week for Guido. Keep it up!

  56. 56
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …and the (mili)band played on…

  57. 57
    david says:

    The story that is going to dominate the child abuse scandal.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689462/Did-Maggie-know-closest-aide-preying-age-boys.html

    Who knew him, who knew what he was up to, and why the cover up?

  58. 58
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Ooooh! You know how to please a female impersonator.

  59. 59
    Ah! Rubbish says:

    Bins emptied today on overtime. But few knew to put them out.

  60. 60
    Hattie "PIE" Harmong and her husband Mrs Dromey says:

    Child abuse isn’t a ‘scandal’. Indeed, it’s not even ‘abuse’.

  61. 61
    ids says:

    I have never heard of Universal Credit, although I believe it’s a complete fuckup.

  62. 62
    Ah! Vaz at full strength says:

    “My hon. and learned Friend [Greville Janner], too, is a brave man in what he has done, said and endured over the past weeks and months. Every one of us should be grateful to him, because…what has happened to my hon. and learned Friend could happen to any one of us, so we should all be aware of it.”

    http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2014/07/11/keith-vaz-called-for-new-law-to-protect-his-friend-greville-janner/

  63. 63
    EWEPRICK says:

    Your cock stinks of mint sauce.

  64. 64
    Llantrisant Penny says:

    I know when I am licked.

  65. 65
    Ah! FFS says:

    Of course she knew, as did every member of the Privy Council.

  66. 66
    Was? says:

    Isreal is a despot Theocracy, not a “democracy”. People living in the occupied territories and under military rule do not have a vote, nor do the MILLIONS of Palestinians driven into refugee camps from their own homes by the Israeli land thieves.

  67. 67
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    How are Nigela’s linguine?

  68. 68
    Ah! FFS says:

    As figures show an extra 300,000 children living in households that cannot afford to keep their house warm, Labour accuses Osborne of ignoring the issue.

    Err warm, WARM?? One measly coal fire and a toasting fork. And we were middle class.

  69. 69
    Chicken Sexing Weekly says:

    You’ve heard about PPSs.

    Now look at PSPs.

    http://tinyurl.com/qzjdrt6

  70. 70
    The future ain't what it used to be says:

    Owen’s turning into Nick Clegg ???

  71. 71
    In them days... says:

    Toasting fork?

    You was looky!

  72. 72
    Duke of Devonshire says:

    300,000 rooms to keep warm in Chatsworth. We use visitors, generate about half a Kw each.

  73. 73
    Sue Denim says:

    At the moment, I would like to keep my house cool.

    Under this Tory-led leadership, hardworking families can no longer afford air-conditioning.

    I would like to know what Nick Clegg is going to do about it.

  74. 74
    Your local MP has probably got pervious - just ask the filth says:

    Presumably the sexing area is for the use of MPs. How low can these flocking bastards sink ?

  75. 75
    Billy of Bumshire says:

    Good call old chap and the riff raff pay for the privilege too.

  76. 76
    2+2=5 says:

    If as you say “I have never heard of Universal Credit” how can you believe it’s a complete fuck up?

  77. 77

    The Unions would have slaughtered him , rubbish , we saw how the unions mass strike action “paralysed the country” this week , nobody gave a stuff about them, they are now a laughing stock.
    The real enemy now are the Brussels Commissars who dictate every policy decision .

  78. 78
    The honurable member for Ker-chingford says:

    I haven’t had my breakfast yet and so far I’ve only believed five impossible things.

    Don’t spoil it – I’m famished.

  79. 79
    Gordo McMong says:

    I vanished them all and all with Ronseal one coat, you know the one with the 10 year guarantee and now this! It’s all Sues fault, it’s always Sue she hates me you see, well I hate her back and all women too the useless creatures they are! NURSE NURSE! Look what’s happening to my beloved turd collection… is melting!

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    Only a bit of fun says:

    Oh fuck off with the moderation Guido you twat!

  81. 81
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    So if say Scotland started firing missiles at us, we should just accept it?

  82. 82
    Ukweli Machungu says:

    So Handycock is in trouble with the LibDems for forgery, right ? After all, they would surely have expected him to have a real inappropriate friendship with a female constituent. It’s in LibDems’ DNA.

  83. 83
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Palendrome?..Rotavator.

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    Baroness Bugler-Sloshed says:

    I cannot be a member of the Establishment for the simple reason I did not go to Eton.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689557/Butler-Sloss-kept-claims-bishop-s-abuse-quiet.html

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    If you think this lot is incompetent just wait until Miliband and Co are in power says:

    Yes in about 1945 but since then the Labour party has seen increasing social mobility into the “Upper Middle Csass” and beyond as the old Labour working class MPs die out The latest lot have more millionaires on the front bench than the Tories but still they convince those “working class” communities ‘oop North to vote for ‘em simply by repeating “Food Banks; Hard pressed working class and the most right wing government ever copled with the bete noire of the idle….. IDS “

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  88. 88
    Leon England says:

    Well, bugger me!

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    If you think this lot is incompetent just wait until Miliband and Co are in power says:

    If you want to throw something at the telly I suggest you watch this series on Channel 5

    http://www.channel5.com/shows/benefits-britain-life-on-the-dole

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  91. 91
    A celebridee lawyer says:

    All my clients accused of pederasty tell me they had secretly converted to the RoP, so there’s no case to answer under Sh ariah law. Makes sense to me!

  92. 92
    Oliver Mellors says:

    Another brace of peasants on the drawing room fire, Your Grace ??

  93. 93
    Lady Otteline says:

    I find static friction works better, Mellors

  94. 94

    ISIS rob Banks when they are not killing people.

  95. 95
    Herman von Bumboy says:

    That will go nicely with my tea cosy : http://dailym.ai/1rg3zPJ

  96. 96
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    INSTEAD OF SAVING THE PLANET, I AM BUSY SAVING MY NICE CUSHY JOB.

  97. 97
    Neil Pillock says:

    They will keep dreaming of a lambslide victory though boyo!

  98. 98
    Ukweli Machungu says:

    What is Miliband’s stance on Male Genital Mutilation ?

  99. 99
    The two Muppets says:

    How much did Gordon Brown lose by selling our gold at rock bottom prices ?

  100. 100
    LIBLABCON/EUSSR/BBC/UNION/COMMON PURPOSE/MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION I think we've got one here boys says:

    Not so. If, or when, you were buggering little boys, would you tell your mum?

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    Did I go too far? says:

    Around our way, Tesco have notices up about the public giving food they had just bought to give to the food bank, they have certain days they will leave out trollies for the idiots, Tesco wonder why people are not bothered about going to shop in there empty stores, I’ve stopped going they never have anything in I want and I’am fed up of getting waylaid at the entrance, it used to be a shop that had cars worth thousands parked in the car-park the rich going shopping, the car-park has a lot fewer expensive cars parked. .

  103. 103
    British Justice Just Is Not Very Good says:

    Says it all about our jellified judges. Lord Scott’s recommendations that we all marry Muslims was another classic.

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    The two Muppets says:

    And do not forget that all the vote rigging was in Labours favour .
    Labour ,rotten to the core .

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    Bring Back Chimney Sweeps says:

    Yes, we don’t need care workers, social workers, teachers or librarians.

    Look anywhere in the world and you will see that serious wealth production goes hand in hand with a sizeable state and good governance.

    If you want to return to Victorian conditions, or have our workers on Chinese wages, just say so.

    The easiest way to eliminate the deficit would be to raise inheritance tax, and bring in a wealth and property tax. Taxes are far, far lower than during world war 2 for instance but, no we cannot expect our super-rich to eliminate the deficit they created.

  107. 107
    The two Muppets says:

    Israel has every right to defend herself against Hamas rockets .If they stop
    firing into Israel ,then Israel will stop . Simple .

  108. 108
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Cameron needs a machine gun to reshuffle his deadbeat cabinet. … then a rope for himself

  109. 109
    non taxable pikey says:

    Ah but Leeson was tried and convicted in Singapore, in the list of least corrupt countries Singapore is near the top, unlike the UK.

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    Earnest Saunders says:

    I am saddened to hear that Greville Janner has dementia. Patients seldom recover from this debilitating disease.

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    Where m I going my lovely, the banks are filled up with my money. says:

    Shame you didn’t do a similar reshuffle on Bliar and Brown and the rest of the so called peoples choices.

  112. 112
    Madness of a Cult says:

    I suppose the millions of Jews and Christians driven from their homes across the Middle East don’t count…

  113. 113
    Welsh Willy in a Woolly says:

    We leave the pigs to the English.

  114. 114
    Owen's Dad shouts down from upstairs says:

    …and can you stop using my razor…looks like a bloodbath in the basin this morning.

  115. 115
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    On behalf of the Conservative led Coalition I wish the England football team the very best of luck in the World Cup Final against Germany tomorrow.

    God Save The Queen

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    Zeus Watch says says:

    I’ve heard the Isis is connected to the Thames which flows right past Westminster. This is the same Thames that was responsible for the devastating floods this year. Can that be a coincidence?

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    evolve or die, fuckwit says:

    The Welfare State works just fine as it is and doesn’t need reforming.

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    White rabbit says:

    Thank you. Much appreciated. If that programme doesn’t turn me
    into a ‘Viking pillage and burn’ candidate, then I can always look at the
    local regional development plan in our neck of the woods which plans to
    concrete over about 50 square miles of farmland with ‘affordable housing’.
    Development on brown field sites has been rejected as unsuitable.
    I look forward to spontaneously self-combusting and literally blowing up.

  119. 119
    Mr Justice Swallow says:

    In Britain, justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be believed.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    As long as Germany or Argentina don’t win it, I don’t care.

  121. 121
    Dr What diagnoses do you want?£££££ says:

    He was able to assist the police on 22nd June, but thereafter had a very sudden attack of dementia.

  122. 122
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Mitigating plea: Guilty but no brain M’lud.

  123. 123
    The British Public says:

    Any British MEP wearing that treasonous cloth of shit deserves all the ridicule and vilification they will get.

  124. 124
    Moniker Lewinsky says:

    Would you mind getting off now? I need to go pee.

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    George Galloway says:

    So many Arabs are silent while hundreds of thousands of their brothers are slaughtered by other Arabs, excuse me being cynical about Gaza

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    Allegedly says:

    My theory is that Cable is not incompentent – he’s bent. Allegedly.

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    The EU says:

    Have I been reformed yet?

  129. 129
    Norm Normal says:

    Anyone looked through their local labour councillors declarations recently? It’s amazing how many claim to work for businesses that either stopped trading or changed name more than 12 months ago.

    Shome mishtake shurely???

  130. 130
    Ted Heath says:

    In my day, it was compulsory.

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    Democratic Deficit says:

    Nope!

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    Where's Nigel? says:

  133. 133
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The scriptwriters.

  134. 134
    But Islam is the religion of peace says:

    Iraqi security forces and government-affiliated militias appear to have executed at least 255 prisoners since 9 June, a human rights group says.

    The killings appeared to be retaliation for attacks by the jihadist Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (Isis), Human Rights Watch said in a statement.

    The prisoners were all Sunni Muslims, while the majority of security forces and militia were Shia, they added.

    Meanwhile, Iraqi Kurds have reportedly taken over two oilfields in the north.

    Most of the executions took place as Iraqi forces fled advancing Isis fighters, HRW said in a statement.

    The killings took place in six Iraqi villages: Mosul, Tal Afar, Baquba, Jumarkhe, Rawa and Hilla, HRW reported.

  135. 135
    Norm Normal says:

    Check your local councils website it will tell you all you need to know.

    My council are not collecting. As I live in the north and all my neighbours are illiterate chavs. They will all leave their bins out for 2 weeks until the next collection. Whilst scratching their crotches through shell suits and mumbling about the inconvenience.

    Actually doing something about it or checking the info online is beyond them.

  136. 136
    Leon England says:

    Suffer little children and forbid them not from coming on me

  137. 137
    P l e b says:

    Stone age people and a stone age religion.

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    Anon. says:

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    Jimmy says:

    It`s that time, pre-election, when Cameron becomes everything that he wants people to believe he is but can never become

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Always be nice with your enemies it makes it easier to get rid of them, they get confused and wonder why one minute , your licking their ar5es and the next you have them dangling from a lampost.

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    Jimmy says:

    If Cameron doesn’t get rid of Cable and Smith for throwing away billions of taxpayers’ money, he’s a bigger wanker than any one feared.

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    Conrad says:

    Given that the Jews were driven out of Europe by an industrialised attempt to exterminate them entirely and as no one else in the world would have them as immigrants, in the extremity of their despair they returned to their amcestral land to build a nation for themselves where no one could massacre them or attempt to do so with impunity again. It is European anti semitism that is one of the root causes of the Middle Eastern crisis today. If they were black their historical experiences would be used to justify all sorts of behaviour but as they are not they are of course uniquely culpable, their greatest crime being the very fact of their own existence.

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Seems you have the same problem Jimmy, vote for Liebour and dishonesty and unchecked postal votes.

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    And let Cable off the hook that easily ?

    Cable should be assigned to Northern Ireland with minimal security detail and an orange jump suit.

    Don’t get mad – get even.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Norm Normal says:

    Tis the will of Allah if arabs slaughter arabs. Everyone is ok with it.

    Also africans can slaughter each other by the millions in Congo and there is not a murmur from the leftards or their press friends.

    Their antiwar stance is highly selective don’t you think?

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    Anonymous says:

    They are not killing each other fast enough. Send a battalion from Wales.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s what Politicians do… throw away billions of pounds of taxpayers money, not just anybody could do that.

  149. 149
    Moniker Lewinsky says:

    I’m here, I’m here! Would you mind pulling out now, I’ve gone dry?

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Jimmy we had the same problems when Liebour had their reign of terror, what happened to the £100 billion Brown “removed” from private pensions, £12billion on failed NHS computerisation, all that money on British trained doctors only to find you couldn’t employ them because you imported thousands of foreign ones badly needed in their own countries , if that money had been available when the WWII baby boomers retired, we would have had a better chance, but immigration nice of your gang of sh1ts to ask the British public would they allow mass immigration, I hope you find a deep tunnel when the country explodes, the turds we have in now are just part and parcel of Liebour so calling them is calling yourself.

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    Kudos to Nigel for starting the process of clearing up the mess Dave left in the European litter tray.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Have a read of Winter in Arabia by Freya Stark biography 1937, you will find out a lot about Arabia and Yemen and the behaviour of the Arabs at that time, Arabs changing because they have oil and literacy , nah.

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    White rabbit says:

    Modelled on Blair of course. Rachmanite, Blairite. Or even worse..Brownite.

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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Good news everyone!

    My application to run a snack-bar concession at the Commonwealth Games venue has been successful. My Chocolate Logs will give visitors to Scotland a gastronomic experience they’ll never forget.

  155. 155
    A.Rusbridger says:

    like Johnn Wayne’s saddlebags

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    The sound of a Pope who's half bear but there's no-one to hear him crapping in the woods says:

    How many impossible things can you believe in at once, Jimmy ?

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    Now police called in over whistleblower’s claims of a ‘cover-up’ at the top of the NHS that led to deaths
    Police are investigating claims made by NHS whistleblower Gary Walker
    Allegations said to implicate former and serving senior NHS managers
    Lincolnshire Police have confirmed they are investigating

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689429/Now-police-called-whistleblowers-claims-cover-NHS-led-deaths.html#ixzz37Fvhbz3Z
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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    PS It’s to called Allahu Snackbar (Patent Pending).

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Fuck off Cameron. The only thing you should be reshuffling is yourself. And as for promoting the odious Esther McVey, pass me a sick bag please.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did he push the nuclear button?

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What an appalling lack of humanity this Tory scum lot display. Even for their extremely low standards, this ‘class’ take some beating. They literally do not care that people are committing suicide following the welfare cuts in particular. They are truly a rancid, vile, malevolent bunch of social Darwinists. The thing is they seem to revel in their horribleness. They are trying to outdo each other in their austerity attack on the masses

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Careful, Chucky, I will be your Chancellor if Labour need a coalition in 2015.

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    Anonymous says:

    Totally unsubstantiated bollocks.
    Now go fuck yourself.

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    Oops says:

    Funny that the “masses” chose not to vote Labour, and won’t be next time.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Keep taking the tablets and maybe up the dose a bit .

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    Archbishop Caring says:

    We MUST get this suicide bill through Parliament ASAP. That’ll help to speed up the process. +

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    Trouble is Assad’s got a lot of Syrians (maybe the majority – I don’t know and nor do you) who agree with him.

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    Austerity [we need more of it] is the only alternative ,brought about not by ‘bankers but by Brown and Blair , deliberately bankrupting the country, remember the triumphant grubby scribbled note , ‘there’s no more money’.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Labour are ideologically corrupt which festers and corrupts everything around them.

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    average Joanna says:

    It’s that time pre-election when Miliband and his advisors will
    start trying to persuade the voters he’s the normal human being
    we all know he can never become.

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    Call me Dave says:

    Chillax man.

  174. 174
    Al Gore says:

    No, the floods would be down to Global Warming.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Isn’t that what all LibLabCon politicians do?

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    Larry the Cat says:

    I concur.

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    White Dee says:

    You won’t find me on suicide watch.

    Try Big Brother.

  179. 179
    Andy Burnham says:

    Harold Shipman was my hero.

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    Real Green Heat from our very own green bio mass says:

    Fossils are been giving off heat for million of years. That’s why the earth never freezes and remains 10 to 12 degrees. Adding a few visitors every month in the big hole under the house gives Chatsworth ample heat and quiet rightly a claim to having green heat.

  181. 181
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Hello Angie how are you doing and more to the point hows the Reich coming along?

  182. 182
    Use Foam says:

    Hi, on the left, I see. Have you tried Gillette?

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    Dubai unveils Twatopolis
    11-07-14 –courtesy Daily Mash

    A MASSIVE dome full of the horrible things that twats like is to be built in Dubai.

    The quintrillion-dollar air-conditioned monstrosity will contain ghastly hotels, pretentious shops and soulless bars called things like ‘Tyger’.

    A government spokesman said: “Twatopolis will consolidate our city’s status as a hub for the biggest twats on the planet.

    “Footballers, their dreadful wives, sleazebag billionaires and cackling middle-management hen parties will come in their droves because it is very big, very expensive and the weather is hot.”

    Footballer Wayne Hayes said: “Can I buy shoes that cost more than a hospital? Are they very colourful and can I carry them away in big shiny bags? Can I then eat a burger while my wife gets some hot ‘healing mud’ poured on her? And then buy some shit art?

    “Basically, is it vile? If so I am in.”

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Well, have you seen our women?

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    ??? says:

    ??? I don’t follow your logic.
    If the brits drove the scots out of Scotland and into refugee camps the Jocks would be perfectly entitled to defend themselves to the best of their ability against the invading land thieves.

    Similarly, Israel are the invaders, murderers and thieves. As illegal occupiers, they are actually reaping a lot less than they sow.

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    Dancing on Stella Street – Spooky.

    C’uba (R’ussia) and H’ezbollah – An interesting Salsa mix for LATAM.

    – The links are worth a ‘gander.

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Jimmy. The World expert on wanking.

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    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest politician in Britain says:

    Whatever happened to me?

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    Strange that austerity doesn't seem to mean austerity says:

    Utter bollocks..just like the Labour inspired fable that 99% on the population rely on food banks to feed themselves

    It seems however that whilst using food banks people are able to tweet or check their facebook pages using the latest 4g ready Apple i phone or watching Big Brother Live Eviction on their 78 inch Plasma TV whilst drinking and smoking themselves to insensibility

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    Lee O'Britain says:

    Have I got dementia yet?

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    Lord Burn'em of Stafford says:

    Agreed

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    Food banks are a disgrace, CLOSE THEM DOWN NOW!!!!!!

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    ??? says:

    To a right wing supremacist Zionut, anyone’s a lefty, MaqShlomo.

    Israel kills far more kids than the Palestinians.
    With the support of the member Politicians of the Brit ” * Friends of Israel” Clubs.

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    Jacobite half-seas over the water says:

    You have no Jacobite ancestry. You therefore cannot ascend to the Throne of Scotland. Sorry.

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    She can’t talk right now as she’s currently tied up in a vapour-lock.

    The guys will let her come up for air soon, when evening prayers kick off, but not before the football gag is done.

    This will be released on blu-ray DVD, eventually.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    You can almost sympathise with the muzzie fanatics when they get around to dealing with the place, as they surely will eventually.

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    Tommy, aged 9¾ says:

    I’m going to visit my Uncle Ernie this weekend, do you think it’s alright?

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    Margaret Moran says:

    I for one wish him God Speed.

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    Moniker Lewinsky says:

    Precisely, Bill and I didn’t tell and paedos wouldn’t discuss it with their colleagues.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Come on Andy.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Are those without paddling pools and air conditioning victims of summer poverty?

    I’m sure Labour would agree?

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    Ah! well says:

    Depends how old he’ll be when you issue proceedings. Dementia setting in early these days.

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    Janner Torial says:

    Just realised, if I can’t plead I won’t have to pay compensation. Feeling a little better already.

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    Ah! but still says:

    ..the cleverest politician in Scotland.

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    Some of Guido's readers are full of shite says:

    utter bollocks! You can of course provide evidence? Not a link to the DM. Real evidence? Thought not. Clown.

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    There are folk to be brought in – but don’t obsess – beware the active measures.

    The current cycle is rooted in M’agnitsky – but why let a good crisis go to waste ?

    Messing with the adoption of R’ussian kids must’ve really upset the subversive plans of some – so plan B it has been.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Oops says:

    TuTorial.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    NHS says:

    We miss the Burnham years.

    Waste, inefficiency, spending on items we didn’t need or want, pointless training courses, 50% of staff told they could work part time at nearly the same pay and pension and we could kill patients without blame under the no-blame culture to lighten our workload.

    Andy Burnham, architect of the NHS death camp culture. Please come back Andy

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Norm Normal says:

    Mix well with 20th century weapons don’t they?

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    RED ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    The TIMES. ( Doubting Thomas’ should click and see )
    One For Guido’s Sun Column

    Travellers using the international airport in Caracas have been outraged to find a £12 surcharge added to their tickets for breathing the air.
    The “breathing tax” is the last straw for many Venezuelans, who often have to queue for hours and even travel from the provinces to Caracas to buy overpriced air tickets, as their socialist government is mired in disputes with a number of foreign airlines.

    Socialists taxing the air you breathe.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Foodbanks provide an essential service as many can’t afford food after buying fags, booze n weed.

    If you go door to door on most council estates 1in4 houses stink so badly of cannabis you have to move off the doorstep to find a breath of clean air.

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    Jizzminge Allwhine Brown says:

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Too simple….

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    RED ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Passengers seen sniffing bubble wrap for free air.

    Parents telling kids to stop breathing.

    Illicit buckets of air being brought in from outside the terminal.

    Passengers are denying that they have been breathing.

    Miliband unavailable for comment.

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Well ramadama-ding-dong, let me be the first in the queue :)

  219. 219
    Roma Bert. says:

    FFS why let a patient get in the way of a good bonus?

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    OMG says:

    Passengers being charged a Green tax for exhaling CO2

    Ryan Air thinks it’s a great idea.

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    The main cause of child poverty in this country is the artificially inflated prices of cigarettes and drink , the stinking nannying bastards who continuously bleat about minimum pricing obviously don’t get it that if the necessary pleasures are taxed punitively then there is less available for the more mundane day to day things like food , clothing , rent , and mortgages .

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    OMG says:

    Venezuela has at 300,Billion cubic meters of fresh air replenished FOA from surrounding countries EVERY DAY. And they still have to tax it.

    Miliband, and Dianne Abbott have gone into hiding

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    Hackney Times says:

    Abbott refuses to confirm that she will not be revisiting Venezuela until the sugar and toilet paper supply improves

  224. 224
    Lord Patten says:

    George Galloway @georgegalloway · 40m

    I refuse to pay a licence fee to fund a BBC which systematically lies to the British people and the world. Who will join me in this ?

  225. 225
    Danielle from Romania says:

    when we were in bed together in the orphanage in Romania, you promised to marry me when I was 16, you did not tell me you were already married, it broke my heart. You are a love rat Handy.

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    Ed, clutching at last straw says:

    “Perhaps July 12th is Venezuela’s equivalent of our April 1st “

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    Gazza.. says:

    The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine…hic hic..come on then ya bastards who spilt me fuckin pint…

  228. 228
    The Times says:

    Miliband, ” unavailable for comment”, denies he is saving his breath.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    All I need is the air that I breathe, had to happen, an oxygen tax.

  230. 230
    The Times says:

    Situation Worsening.

    Venezuelan Government threatens death sentence for those caught smuggling air.

  231. 231
    Dame Butler-Sloss says:

    The public should have full confidence in my appointment as chair of this inquiry. I promise a full and exhaustive investigation. All further inquiries should go through my inquiry assistants Lord Brittan and Derek Laud.

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    Chuka Umunna, the tailor's dummy says:

    Surely they can’t all be UKIP voters.

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    Oxfam says:

    That’s not funny! We are launching AIRaid

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    Butler-Sloshed says:

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pukka!.

  236. 236
    Gordon Brown says:

    Good shot, Tim

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    Airtax Minister says:

    We have just executed a potential passenger who claimed is suitcase was empty.

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    i say old chap, what a wheeze says:

    We’re already being taxed for the air we breathe out, so why not?

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    L B-S says:

    But did you not see the long grass seed?

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    Spelling Bee says:

    Anjum Kiani ‏@AnjumKiani 1h
    ‘Isreal is a cancer at the Heart of the Middle-East’ @georgegalloway.
    #Pray4Gaza

    Gaza is out of rehab and doing fine. Pray for rain.

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    Good Taste says:

    I don’t fancy any of them

  242. 242
    Dame BS aged 187 says:

    They said keep it going ’till they had all died. Can somebody please take over?

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    Just askin says:

    Has a single orange tree or melon tree been planted in the Gaza strip in the last 50 years?

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    Ian Hislop says:

    I know. The one with the blue ice-cream. She’s the only one with sunglasses on.

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    Helpful says:

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    IDF says:

    Well up to yesterday, there was one orange tree…

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    Gaza says:

    The buggers juiced it.

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    They should be hung with it !

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    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Is a melon tree like the money tree that Liebour had in number 11 Drowning Strasse.

  250. 250
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Only the rich can afford to be socialists

  251. 251
    Gaza says:

    Archbishops Split Over Right-To-Die

  252. 252
    Dame Marie Melba says:

    Archbishops Split Over Right-To-Die

    Bananas split over cream, ice cream, nuts and strawberry coulis.

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    The Growler says:

    I bet there is a fairly good chance that no body really knows who is really entitled to vote, like a lot of London it probably has a very fluid population, so you maybe have names on the register of people that have moved on.

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    The Growler says:

    There is nothing lower middle class about the Torwys, the posh boys are in charge now and will be very reluctant let it go.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    That Duncan Smith is going to keep his job seems astonishing given the sheer incompetence of the man but then when you think about the job he does of attacking poor people, you realise he’s actually crucial to the Tories.

    Scum

  256. 256
    The Times says:

    ….setting up border controls to stop air getting in or out.

  257. 257
    The Growler says:

    Will that be disappeared as well, no records as they cannot be found

  258. 258
    Observer says:

    Blind as a… comes to mind

  259. 259
    Well known fact says:

    Westminster p4edo’phile network warnings ‘ignored’ because ‘there were too many’

    Saftey in numbers.

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    The Growler says:

    Snigger!

  261. 261
    Butler-Sloshed says:

    I don’t feel very well.

  262. 262
    The Growler says:

    Their rockets will not Lodonistan so Dave is not bothered

  263. 263
    Tachybaptus says:

    If archbishops want to die, let them get on with it.

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    Jimmy says:

    I’ve just noticed these comments are right next to a boast about “the intellectual ascendancy of the right”.

  265. 265
    Crimewatch UK says:

    In Britain justice is balanced – the gravity of the offence is balanced by the inanity of the judge’s remarks.

  266. 266
    George Galloway says:

    Those murdering Hamas scumbags announced now that they are sending missiles towards Tel Aviv at 2100. Hamas’ TV has a countdown clock showing 20 minutes to go. War crime?!

    Send in the drones to wipe Hamas off the face of the earth.

  267. 267
    Jimmy says:

    They’re bringing back Celebrity Squares?

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    It’s not just attacking the poor, although the culling of hundreds of thousands does its bit in scaring the others from claiming their rights, but the real beauty is in wasting £25 billion in the name of austerity cuts, so ensuring the 1% can carry on robbing the poor for another 5 years.

    By 2020 there will be no NHS, no public sector let alone a state education system. Ayn Rand would be so proud.

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    Rabbi Owen Jones says:

    Maybe Hamas is using JMT (J*wish Mean Time), so they’re a bit late?

  270. 270
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    There’s now a facebook event for the Hamas rocket barrage on Tel Aviv http://on.fb.me/1qTy6U5

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    The E’gyptian Goddess Isis was not depicted as an owl.

    That connection has been made tenuously from the owl representation associated with A’thena, it being argued that Athena is derived from Ishtar hence Isis. However, Ishtar does not derive from Isis: There is only a parallel there in that Isis nursed H’orus (who was associated with a F’alcon)

    Ishtar was the Babylonian Goddess of fertility, love, war and sex: A very different kind of gal ;-)

    A’thena is not represented by an owl either but a little owl was depicted to accompany her. Athena was conceived immaculately as Zeus’s first thought when he was creating the universe, she remained virgin herself – unlike Isis – but was certainly more conservative than I’shtar.

    Some authors do believe that A’thena may have originally been considered as a bird Goddess – an owl. She was depicted transforming into a sea eagle by H’omer for example, and vase depictions of her with wings have survived.

    The little owl symbolism was carried into Roman times with Goddess M’inerva. Again, M’inerva herself was not depicted directly as an owl.

    The exact reasoning for the original association is apparently not known but the owl itself became symbolic of wisdom and knowledge, and guardianship of the dead.

    In E’gyptian H’ieroglyphs, the owl maps to the latin letter ‘M’.

    The E’gyptian’s believed that the owl was a protector and g’uardian of the dead.

    The later little owl association may have derived from Isis’s role as guardian of the dead being conflated with the belief relating to the role of the owl itself. Separation and qualifying the association of those roles would make sense in ancient G’reek culture. In E’gyptian culture the animalist beliefs were more than likely parallel to the formal cult beliefs. That is purely my conjecture though.

    Isis had a much larger and more important role in Egyptian culture than Athena, in particular she was the Great Mother who placed the Sun God Ra in the sky and gave birth to H’orus after laying with her brother O’siris (when he was doing his dead thing).

    The name Isis translates to ‘throne woman’ in E’nglish and she had important direct and important associations with the P’haroah.

    Isis was also closely associated with both nature and magic, but not war and sex.

    Isis Symbolism: The throne, The sun disk with cow’s horns, Sparrow, Cobra, Vulture, Sycamore tree, and she’s often depicted holding an Ankh with a throne hair cut.

    Interestingly, H’egel famously noted: ‘the owl of M’inerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk’ – his intention being that Philosophy is not prescriptive as it only understands matters in hindsight. More bluntly: It is backward looking only, not forward.

    For L’abour, perhaps reflecting on being dumped by C’linton and their US backers they are finally having a clear eyed moment. That M’arx stole and corrupted mercilessly H’egel could also be close to their reasoning. A penny has finally dropped for M’iliband ?

    For the dots you are thinking of, noting Isis’s Goddess association with the lighthouse of A’lexandria is the correct path. You could also get there in the E’uropean theatre by considering a game of thrones – but that would be a corruption.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Was Arafat Gay? says:

    GG does actually pronounce it exactly the same as Gazzer doesn’t he? Or is that the point you are making? :)

    I’m tempted to plant myself in a QT audience when Galloway is on and ask “Do the Panel think Gazzer should be made peace envoy to Israel and Gaza?” and watch the resultant confusion with glee.

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    Sloss It All Over, Can You Tell What It Is Yet - Yes a Cover Up says:

    I saw she had a brush and a carpet.

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    Howdy Saudi says:

    Cattle line up here for slaughter…

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    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    So you can peer into the future, what are you doing commenting on this blog, surely you can be in government or a Liebour in waiting government, telling them what they should be doing, remember 2015 is laughingly going to Liebours year, so you could be right.

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    Opened Eyes says:

    And in the real world, the one Guido and his master’s are doing their best to hide, the cops are starting operation hush up,,,

    http://thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2014/07/11/urgent-appeal-nottinghamshire-child-abuse-witness-taken-by-police-now-missing/

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    A boast made by Owen Jones no less…

    Vote UKIP :-)

  278. 278
    MSM4 says:

    & the Izrayless pack up and go back to their own land?

  279. 279
    Naah says:

    Bulldoze them into the Med.

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Let’s not forget dear Ken Livingstone’s observation while campaigning against Boris Johnson: “The more intelligent and successful a person is, the more likely they are to vote Tory. Labour’s supporters are typically retarded failures.”

    I paraphrased a bit, but it’s in the spirit of what he said. And he was right.

    For once.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    The comments on this blog require a four-wing interpretation: left, right, daft and wrong.

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    Anonymous says:

    That would pollute the Med. Just nuke the west bank when there’s a strong westerly wind. Bye bye west bank, say hello Syria to a load of radioactive dust.

    Win win.

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    Agree – excepting the poor downtrodden libertarians on the left.

    They should switch to UKIP if they can – especially in the North.

    Vote UKIP :-)

  284. 284
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Good evening unworthy f0ckers…this goes out to “blitzed” Dave Cooper and OR

  285. 285
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    But these so-called ‘austerity cuts’ are far less than the real cuts the Irish made. And yet the Irish did not whinge half as much as the loony left in England are doing.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10948415/The-mauled-Celtic-Tiger-is-ready-to-roar-again.html

    “In Ireland, though, unlike in some other “peripheral” eurozone countries, the bail-out conditions stuck. The economy endured public spending reductions over four years that were three times greater in proportionate terms than the UK’s so-called “austerity measures” are imposing in eight.”

  287. 287
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Note to the those ignorant left wing idiots talking about British ‘austerity cuts’.

    These so-called ‘austerity cuts’ are far less than the real cuts the Irish made. And yet the Irish did not whinge half as much as the loony left in England are doing.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10948415/The-mauled-Celtic-Tiger-is-ready-to-roar-again.html

    “In Ireland, though, unlike in some other “peripheral” eurozone countries, the bail-out conditions stuck. The economy endured public spending reductions over four years that were three times greater in proportionate terms than the UK’s so-called “austerity measures” are imposing in eight.”

  288. 288
    God says:

    Thou shalt not kill…(ish)

  289. 289
    JC Juncker says:

    I resemble that feeling

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    Jimmy says:

    Hardly an authoritative source. Ken his never once in his life knowingly done or said anything supportive of the Labour Party.

  292. 292
    Jimmy says:

    Aren’t the last three the same?

  293. 293
    Jimmy says:

    So long as you give a warning it’s ok. Apparently.

  294. 294
    George Galloway says:

    I have always maintained that the best Arab is a dead one.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    I have relatives in Dublin who work and are very heavily taxed
    When they visit they laugh at the so called austerity program !

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    Dreams are made of Liebour being in charge again says:

    I don’t care what’s happening in Ireland, I live in Britain, if we don’t do something soon the rest of the world will be over here and we will be thrown out of our own country.

  297. 297
    David Cameron says:

    Last night Samantha said if I turned the light off she’d take it up the arse, maybe I should’ve waited until the bulb cooled down a bit.

  298. 298
    At last some sense on Islam says:

  299. 299
    heads i win tails you lose says:

    Yep, that’s right Jimmy, in the latest leftist rewrite of history Venezuela are shortly to join North Korea as a failed, right wing basket case, despite both countries basing their constitutions on Marxist principles.

  300. 300

    I know ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  301. 301
    ooh i know, let's fuck the economy again says:

    And who can blame him?

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    Populism - you know it makes sense says:

    I think it helps to think in terms of right elitist, left elitist and populist. Then you can apply right and wrong to each. Labour is now a left elitist party whereas in former years it had a strong populist element. UKIP is the only genuinely populist party around in the UK (well England) now.

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    Send for the Butler, Sloss says:

    No, you’ll have to carry on doing the job from your coffin. It won’t affect the inquiry per se. We can say you are watching it all on a live feed in the Home. I’m glad you enjoyed the visit from the ex Archbishop of Canterbury – he does have some very advanced views doesn’t he?

  304. 304
    Caveman Sitting on a Boulder says:

    Unfair on the Stone Age really.

  305. 305
    common sense artist says:

    Yeah its nothing less than genocide innit? Mass murder on a scale not seen since Thatcher closed the coal mines bravely defended by the workers who were mown down in cold blood by the tens of thousands.

    Up the workers, or scrounging parasites as they are now known.

  306. 306
    Ratfur says:

    Ha ha ha.

    Silence, infidels. We will need you as slaves in the new country, it’s warm and flat so you will enjoy.

  307. 307
    Victoria Nuland and Ann Applebaum says:

    Bollocks. Singapore and Hong Kong.

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    On the QT says:

    Well she wouldn’t be allowed on Question Time, that’s for sure. And if by some mischance she did get on the Panel, she would be subjected to a humiliating lecture from the Headmaster, sorry, Chairman, David Dimbleby which would of course ignore all the very reasonable points she made.

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    Meursault says:

    D’accord.

  310. 310
    The witless mong in Number 10 says:

    That’s the plan, pleb! Enjoy the record level of immigration, suckers!

    And enjoy the 28% foreign aid increase! Austerity?! Mwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

    Whatcha gonna do? Vote UKIP? Mwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

    Tally ho!

  311. 311

    Scotland shares interesting fraternal ties with R’ussia:

    http://eng.1september.ru/article.php?ID=200801606

    Just Sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

  312. 312
    tin foil follies says:

    Forty five minutes warning according to Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell. Apparently.

  313. 313
    Ratfur says:

    But bacon eater?

  314. 314
    Jimmy says:

    Nonsense. North Korea is a feudal monarchy.

  315. 315
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  316. 316
    Joss Taskin says:

    Didn’t you introduce Assisted Dying before your mate Lord Falconer introduced the Bill ?

  317. 317
    Viperous Old Vince says:
  318. 318
    I love her! says:

    That wonderful woman on the panel is the the exact opposite of mad hattie harman

  319. 319
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    A great example to British ‘yooof’

  320. 320
    A socialist says:

    Dead right, Jimmy. When our patients die, we always say they had a different doctor.

  321. 321
    Tachybaptus says:

    That’s right, Jimmy, pass off your people’s failures as someone else’s.

  322. 322
    Harsh but fair says:

    Benefits claimants should be sterilised as a condition of getting their payments.

  323. 323
    Thatched says:

    So the truth emerges. Maggie covered up child abuse by one of her ministers. While standing up at party conference to say she feared for the “plight of boys and girls” who “believe they have an inalienable right to be gay”, she was protecting her ministers who were buggering boys. Hypocrisy of legendary proportions.

  324. 324
    A man of the left says:

    Fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur fachur Sploot!

  325. 325
    An ex-mid east dweller says:

    This little frippery will add a few more billions to Sheikh Maktoum’s debt to his mates up the road in Abu Dhabi. Still, it’s only money innit? Nothing a good earthquake and tsunami couldn’t sort out in an afternoon.

    When I lived there in the 1970s Dubai was beautiful – just two small settlements either side of that lovely little creek. Shame they allowed greedy European consultants in to fuck the place up.

  326. 326
    Being based at home can get on your wicks says:

    A carpet I can cope with but a brush is taking things too far.
    Think I’ll stick with DIY.

  327. 327
    R Boretum says:

    No, they’ve only planted pears.

  328. 328
    Cardinal Sin says:

    Think of them splitting as a form of asexual reproduction.

  329. 329
    RAB Must Have Been Her Dad says:

    Butler-Sloss is old school I imagine. No trimming and no rimming.

  330. 330
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The Russians do it with a polonium sandwich, MI6 would have us believe MR K killed himself with a penknife and a paracetamol.

  331. 331
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The Russians do it with a polonium sandwich, MI6 would have us believe MR K killed himself with a penknife and a paracetamol.

  332. 332
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Harriot likes PIE.

  333. 333
    The perpetrators of the mango-vendor song says:

    Damn – there goes our Christmas hit.

  334. 334
    Jams Harriot says:

    I like to have a cow stuck on the end of each arm. Bliss.

  335. 335
    non taxable pikey says:

    Go and read Josephus.

  336. 336
    non taxable pikey says:

    Climate change, come on keep up.

  337. 337
    Rslick says:

    Brown stain on your tongue?

  338. 338
    Non taxable pike says:

    Much cheaper than Chickens. Get a brace for a Fiver round my way if you know the right man to ask.

  339. 339
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Melon Tree? FFS.

  340. 340

    She would be arrested the moment the programme went off air .

  341. 341
    albacore says:

    Surely, it’s the society that you voted for
    With hordes of foreign newcomers moving in next door
    Courtesy of a Parliament you wouldn’t piss on
    The most treacherous ever, without question, bar none

  342. 342
    George Galloway says:

    Hamas are idiotic towel heads of the worst kind.

    They are all stupid and therefore should take the refund and fuck off.

  343. 343
    Green ilzard from planet Zarg says:

    19th century-a nation of shopkeepers

    21st century-a nation of conspiracy theorists

  344. 344
    Vince Semaphore says:

    If they piss on each others’ heads then no-one will be able to track them.
    Total Towelheads.

  345. 345
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    A nation of car boot salesmen.

    A nation of bankrupts.

    A nation of beer guts.

    And this was before the Poles and Roumanians arrived.

  346. 346
    Butler-Sloshed says:

    Retweeted by ExaroNews
    Mark Watts @MarkWatts_1 · 24m
    Back up after @ExaroNews crashed last night within minutes of publishing story on “abuse parties” at Dolphin Square. http://www.exaronews.com/articles/5322/dolphin-square-mps-threw-parties-for-sexual-abuse-of-children

  347. 347
    Keep it up, blindness is the enemy of the idiot says:

    Keep thinking that, it helps the “towelheads” to get away with all sorts, don’t ever under estimate arabs, if you do Sharia law will be ruling Britain even earlier than 2030

  348. 348
    Black Arts or just a 'fortunate' crash says:

    Exaro cannot even access their own article.

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    If the population are not receptive to a story they will easily class the teller as a “nutter”.

    However, the public mood is changing. They now know that those they voted for are corruptible. Or worse were corrupt when they voted. The voters are now feeling ashamed of their own actions.

    Why feel ashamed twice. Simply stop voting.

    Hence we get more and more corrupt politicians.

    But now the public will believe the depravity of these people. So the stories will be brought out. It is time for a change.

  350. 350
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    White Dee is no different to Abbott and Thornberry. The latter two scrounge off the taxpayer and are hypocrites, what’s the difference?

  351. 351

    Assisted suicide in the UK would perhaps help encourage certain folk to leave, but not because of the subtle trolling…

    Vote UKIP :-)

  352. 352
    Ahhhhhh! says:

    We all have a soft side

  353. 353
    Uncle Adolf says:

    I was strongly in favour of assisted dying – only now are people coming round to my way of thinking.
    I was too far ahead of my time.

  354. 354
  355. 355

    Thought for the day…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  356. 356
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Just like to say that nasty piece of work on tv before an MEP from Luxenbourg, it gives you a better reason for getting out of the EU.

  357. 357
    JJ says:

    Come on Guido it’s elven bells already so get that fat arse of yours out of yer wanking pit and post something.

  358. 358
    Guy News Room says:

    I learn without surprise from David Cameron that the national secretary of the Etonian-baiting Socialist Workers Party is himself an Etonian.

  359. 359
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems today on tv is homosexuals, women and same sex dancers, they keep forgetting their are load of males who are heterosexuals still living in this sh1thole.

  360. 360
    Trashbin says:

    Trashbin Alibaba Brown on Sunday Politics. In a skirt. VOMIT

  361. 361
    Trashbin says:

    Die you vile bitch.

  362. 362
    Neil Pillock says:

    New blog post

  363. 363
    Say no to tinfoil says:

    Say no to tinfoil.

  364. 364
    Say no to tinfoil says:

    Yeah, it’s a good job nobody has ever made this claim on the internet before. Vital that it is squashed before it get out.

  365. 365
    Dodgy Dave says:

    There’s something fishy about the SNP leader and his deputy.

  366. 366
    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Didn’t Sir Jimmy Savile spend every Xmas with Maggie?

  367. 367
    Wally Scott says:

    Yes, they are going to win.

  368. 368
    Rob Roy says:

    A Yes vote will lead to the establishment of two proud independent nations with responsibility for their futures, two rival but friendly competitors sharing a common border eager to make their countries better free from the yokel of Westminster.

  369. 369
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Well according to the FT if there should be a Yes Vote on the basis of a very hot summer then there will have to be a second vote to get the right answer .

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    You keep reminding us just what utter fucking mongs Labor voters are.

    Twat

  371. 371
    England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

    Not THE Dave Spart, surely?


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