July 11th, 2014

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39 Comments

  1. 1

    I take it for tje crossword.

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    • 3
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I take it ofr the competitions.

      Last weeks…

      “At least one of the people in this photo is a on the sex offenders list. Can you guess which one…?”

      Was a highlight.

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      • 9
        Ockham's Razor says:

        I take it fro tke unlimited sex, alhocol and driggs.

        This weeks…

        All the people in this photo were rejected for inclusion on the sex offenders list as being too vile, even for that. They are *whispers* right of centre. *Knowing look*

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    • 13
      Engineer says:

      That line-up would definitely look better if Emily Nomates was still in it.

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    • 16
      The Growler says:

      Oooooooooooo, don’t they look butch, looking like a butch of bankersgangsters. How can they hold that scowl while watching the clowns in the HoC?

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  2. 2
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Haven’t the Police found these four people yet?, surely the second one from the right, has disguised himself by combing his hair.

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    • 11
      Ockham's Razor says:

      You’d never guess that he’s bald as a coot actually.

      You can get those wigs at Aldi for £1.29. It is cheaper to chuck away and buy another than to clean it. China of course.

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  3. 4
    Sally Barecow says:

    I’ve had at least 2 out the 4.

    Maybe all of them if it was one of me Diamond White nights.

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  4. 5
    Jimmy says:

    Worst boy band ever.

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  5. 6
    The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

    Just read my last column back. I now think what I write is pretty simplistic childish fantasy stuff.

    I am beginning to outgrow myself.

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  6. 12
    Jimmy and Rolf says:

    Can the second one from the left come out to play with us?

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  7. 14
    All Four says:

    Now get down on your hands and knees and crawl over here.

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  8. 15
    Big Ears On a Train says:

    So hard…even psychopathic Mancunian gangsters, toting machine guns and laden with grenades, turn tail just at the sight of them…they are

    “Theee Ennnnfoooorcers!!!”

    Coming to a cinema near you…or possibly just your e mail box.

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  9. 22
    The correcting service says:

    The second one from the right looks like he was a former public schoolboy who bullied all young lads before buggering the lot of them to show who’s boss.
    I should know because I was one of them.

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  10. 23
    The British media are cunts says:

    Not so much 4 poofs and a piano as 4 fags and an ashtray.

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  11. 24
    The British media are cunts says:

    The thong boys all male strippers. Gay nights a speciality.

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  12. 25
    The British media are cunts says:

    More village idiots than Village People.

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  13. 29
    Clown with raised consciousness says:

    All the members of Team Guido should be wearing the mask (as Guido himself used to do when he made a media appearance back in the early years). He looked better then. They would all look better now.

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  14. 30

    My god, this picture looks like the crew of slightly dodgy Old Boys who used to turn up at my South London grammar school on Founder’s Day.

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  15. 31
    Joe says:

    Trust me no one in Westminster apart from the staff of a few back bench tory MPs gives a toss about you

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  16. 32
    Megawhite says:

    People may slag Guido but he does good work in an murky area

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  17. 33
    Anonymous says:

    “Keep in Touch With Guido”
    Surely the whole point of this procedure mate. Is that your favoured bargepole length is considerably shorter, than that deemed desirable by the rest of us.

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  18. 34
    Lord Carey says:

    Over on Guido’s Facebook page you can see what politicians fear the most:

    Inbreeding

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  19. 35
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    GUIDO….. get yourself a bit the of cred with Fleet Street.
    !
    Tell them….Lots of people are not subscribing to your papers on line because they have no intention of giving Fleet Street hacks their personal details.
    !
    However, if there was a Card, which could be bought in say shops or supermarkets, they would happily buy that !
    Cheers

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  20. 36
    Rhamasis says:

    I would never be photographed standing shoulder to shoulder with an idiot.

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  21. 37
    The farmer who milked his wife says:

    Looks like an advert for Gaydar’s grandad section.

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  22. 38
    ebubejude says:

    Over on Guido’s Facebook page you can see what politicians fear the most:
    Inbreeding

    Like

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