July 9th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Nonce Finder Generals Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mr Gregory Campbell (East Londonderry)

Q2 Jonathan Edwards (Carmarthen East and Dinefwr) 

Q3 Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley) 

Q4 Mr Nicholas Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East) 

Q5 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)

Q6 Andrew Bingham (High Peak) 

Q7 Sir Alan Beith (Berwick-upon-Tweed)

Q8 Keith Vaz (Leicester East) 

Q9 Mr Christopher Chope (Christchurch) 

Q10 Stephen Phillips (Sleaford and North Hykeham) 

Q11 Kevin Barron (Rother Valley) 

Q12 Andy Sawford (Corby)

Q13 Albert Owen (Ynys Môn) 

Q14 Michael Fabricant (Lichfield)

Q15 Mr Dominic Raab (Esher and Walton)

Comments in the comments please…


91 Comments

  1. 1
    Shooty* says:

    Save us, Keith Vaz, you’re our only hope.

    PIE, anyone?

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    • 7
      Mycroft says:

      It is always interesting to listen to a blackmailer.

      I shall be listening for the ‘underscore’ a sort of I know where the bodies are content.

      He is duty bound to lay down a marker, an opportunity to make sure he’s still got his ring of repugnance fully in place.

      He was the ‘go to’ lawyer in Islington right in the middle of the ‘Nonce Olympics’ taking place in that benighted borough at the time.

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      • 21
        Dangerous Brian says:

        Vaz, a fully paid up member of the left wing “intelligensia”, deeply mired in every possible type of corruption.
        A horrible grasping human without a shred of self awareness.
        A clear stand out candidate to oversee business for the Home Affairs Commitee.

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    • 64
      Our Parliament is perfect says:

      Keith Vaz that was desperate for the PM to acknowledge that FGM is a criminal and NOT a cultural issue…. Funny how when this country was overwhelmingly white Christian, FGM did not exist on these shores at all. but since we have imported millions from other cultures, there are tens of thousands of cases.

      OF course it is cultural. Cameron is a coward and a traitor for agreeing that it was criminal and not cultural.

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      • 67
        Mycroft says:

        It is primarily a cultural and then criminal criminal activity, you are absolutely right.

        The law is a net to catch the fallen, but you have to jump first and that jump is the indoctrination of a cultural meme.

        Cameron is weak because he is being held in check by others like him that have their hands on the lever of blackmail.

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        • 73

          Why should we give a damn what they do to each other, it can NEVER be stopped , there are whole areas of what were once English cities that are in fact mini islamic republics where the word of the local imams has precedence over Common law it is too late now to reverse the situation without drastic action .

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          • Mycroft says:

            We should give a damn because there is so much ‘check and counter-check’ activity that we have a castrated parliament.

            Dave does nothing because the house is in check.

            The changes you (rightly) demand cannot happen so giving a damn is essential and the only way out is to vote in new people that are not under the cosh and held in check.

            That is yet another reason to vote UKIP.

            Until there are voices, strong voices that can’t be put into check at every move this is how our Parliaments of the future will look.

            At the moment we have Danczuk and Watson trying make a move on this, but what is needed is a about 20 UKIP members in the house all forcing the matter and side-stepping stasis.

            It can be stopped, unmasking the blackmailed and the blackmailers would bring an avalanche of those wanting to get out of the place before being pushed.

            Vote UKIP, get out of the EU, get some ‘All-Bran’ into the guts of the HoP and generally upset the apple-cart, it’s full of rotten apples and needs turning over.

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          • Fool All The People All The Time says:

            Yes. “Integration” is a longstanding lie told by self-serving politicians, usually Labour’s leading lights. Even they do not believe this mantra since it never happens even in their own multinational constituencies. It is so stale that it has been morphed into “social cohesion”. Same bollux but it keeps the primos voting for them.

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      • 78
        WoRaft Chihuahua says:

        He found plenty of time to force through same-sex marriage, even when a legal registration of CP was available and working perfectly. Now you can do the conversion of CP to marriage for free. You won’t get a prescription for free, but if you want to be married, that’s OK. Except if you are heterosexual, of course – then you have to pay.

        But protecting children from mutilation….no, far too difficult. Cannot even try to do that.

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    • 79
      The Ribble Public says:

      I see the pervert Nigel Evans was, yet again given a nice cuddly question to try and “enhance” his reputation ,the establishment are desperate to keep him in place and not be deselected by his local party. I wonder what bodies he knows of and where they are buried?.

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  2. 2
    Nigel Evans says:

    ? Can the Prime Minister confirm that it’s ok for me to start my bumsex shenanigans again…

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    • 25
      Dangerous Brian says:

      To be fair to Nigel he only tried to get a shag from presentable and impressionable young men when he was piss*d.
      Its obviously secondary that not too many years ago his behaviour would have got him locked up.
      Thank God for equal rights and the lowering of the age of consent, all any establishment perv has to do now is check his victim is over 16 and the an*l penetration is “consensual”.
      I don’t know what the fuss is all about.

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      • 85
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        The fragerence of the Ribble Valley Conservative Office can only be imagined.

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  3. 3
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    I wonder what Nigel Evans’ question might be? “Can I put my hands down your Y-fronts Prime Minister”, as he’s discovered it’s only polite to ask first.

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  4. 4
    Stan Collymore, professionally offended minority says:

    Women respect you more if you hit them. It turns them on.

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    • 55
      Editor sunday newspaperJuly 14 says:

      “I like violent sex, your honour”

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      • 65
        Our Parliament is perfect says:

        Some women really do. It is wrong to think that this applies to all, or even most women. But I know women who LOVE brutal rough violent sex and love being beaten. They crave it.

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  5. 5
    Hw to avoid answering awkward questions says:

    Fuck off thats the first lie from Cameron ‘ I’m not aware of this case’.

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  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    Harriet is in her Friesian cow outfit again.

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  7. 8
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I want a nodding Ed Balls doll to be made.

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  8. 9
    Fishy says:

    Idiot

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    • 27
      Fishy says:

      No. Got something to uncover though, which it won’t with morons, conspiracy theorists and the mob muddying the waters

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  9. 10
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Only one woman on the list and it ain’t Hattie.

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    • 81
      BigBlackGayCocks.com says:

      Yes butt she was probably blacked up with a strap on fitted, non gender you see.

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  10. 12
    Caroline Flint says:

    Ed is dressing his window with Hattie Harman

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  11. 13
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    NHS again?

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  12. 14
    Caroline Flint says:

    Get the Eagle sisters out of the window.

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  13. 15
    Boring says:

    Tractor Stats

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  14. 16
    Fishy says:

    Miliband may come to regret his comment that he would prefer to hang on to ‘murderer Burnham’

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  15. 17
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband is totally useless.

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  16. 18
    Your Road? And who is paying for you to live in your road? says:

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  17. 20
    NERMAL says:

    Davies is my MP,never had a job, SPAD witha mickey mouse degree.

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  18. 22
    Prohibition is coming says:

    The sistas are gaining critical mass in their attempt to get internet porn banned

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    • 66
      Unballanced Views says:

      The problem is, its a technical impossibility – all but the dimmest web users know how to get around barriers and filters

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  19. 23
    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    sexual abuse has taken place and continues to take place by members of the Church of England , the Armed forces , the Judiciary , the Police , the civil service , the the member of the Monarchy , Nhs , the Media and BBC and of course the. Judiciary etc , no stone must be let unturned in this Big one the Biggest investigation yet into the Church of England and others.
    if no 10 is trying to point the finger at Labour Party to smear them befor next years general election , then they have to watch out because they Meyer just bite themselves in the bottom ( please)

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  20. 24
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Slimeball alert

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  21. 26

    Dave is looking a bit dishevelled. Hair seems a bit multi-layered.

    Tough day ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  22. 28
    ginger witch says:

    if only i had a brain (and no tits, i’d do much better if i was male)

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  23. 29
    Spoonface Dave the Muslims champion says:

    Heavy Chillaxing last night with Chaz and Bekka in Chippy dontcha know..

    What ho

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  24. 32
    Hello Kitty says:

    Or Saint Tones holidays in Barbados?

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  25. 33
    Persona Non Grata says:

    While Harman is part of the Labour party, they can never be taken seriously on child abuse.

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  26. 35

    Cast-iron aside, Cameron is definitely demonstrating a little Chrome-Dome today.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  27. 37
    Freddie the Dreamer says:

    I would love Ryan Giggs to sneak in stand up and name everyone of the filthy child molesting SCUM….

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  28. 38
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    CELEBRATE THE RICH, MULTICULTURAL DIVERSITY !!!

    Where’s my Peerage, Ed ?

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    • 43
      £500 hairdo says:

      Fat C*NT

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    • 46
      Shooty* says:

      Nobody mention the M word or the I word. For heavens sake, we need the votes! Pretend everyone is at it.

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    • 47
      what does it mean says:

      FGM – fat greedy mare? yes you are criminal with your racist sayings diane

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      • 69
        0.7HB says:

        i was talking with a woman last night who is grateful for the contact she is allowed with her children by one of these Isamics, being aware, as she is, that she would be murdered if she made a fuss.

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        • 72
          Dangerous Brian says:

          Diane “Theres none as blind as them that WON’T see” Abbott.
          The stupid self opinionated hypocritical c*nt.

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    • 75
      The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

      Did we have FGM in the UK before we imported millions of people from another culture? Of course not.

      FGM, of course it IS cultural.

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    • 83
      The Caliphate says:

      Its cultural and its tribal, then its criminal, you twonk, were you into PIEs as well.

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    • 87
      Fool All The People All The Time says:

      If it is not cultural, what could possibly be the motive for doing it ?

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  29. 42
    Fishy says:

    Champagne Socialist Thornberry, ‘I come from an accident prone family’…she is also from an accident prone party.

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  30. 49
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    5% of the time I post on here about the NHS, 35% of the people do not read what I posted. And 7.3% of those thought what I posted had any relevance whatsoever. This is a 13% decrease on twelve months ago.

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  31. 52

    paedo hunter edition!

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  32. 56
    Anonymous says:

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  33. 60
    The two Muppets says:

    Burnham really is scum, no shame about his total mishandling of Mid-Staffs.

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  34. 84
    Chris Froome says:

    Sorry, I missed PMQs today.
    Was it as sh!t as usual?

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  35. 86
    Fool All The People All The Time says:

    It is an unspoken truth in Parliament that the paedophile investigation should start with MPs who must have a fund of knowledge about their fellows both past and present. As insiders, they should be volunteering it for the record.

    Unless of course the object is to limit the objectives and render it ultimately unsuccessful. Is that possible?

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  36. 90

    what did Nigel Evans have to complain about ?

    And I see The Fabricator is at Q14–did he want to question the price of dental crowns perchance given he has had one recently fitted.?

    Cheapskate — should have gone whole hog and had an implant …. only about GBP 1500 a tooth , cheap at double the price ( if you discount possible gum infection leading to requiring your sinuses cauterised with no guarantee if successful outcome . )

    Still , it would keep him occupied and away from DreadNaunt

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