July 9th, 2014

Harman’s ‘Deliberate Misrepresentation’

“It’s really a deliberate misrepresentation to have the few Tory women MPs clustered around the Prime Minister so that they can be picked up by the TV cameras while the rest of the government benches are nearly exclusively men.”

- Harriet Harman, 8 July 2014

Now what sort of self-respecting, proud feminist would ever allow herself to be used in a wheeze such as that?


- Harriet Harman, 25 July 2007

Oh Hatty.


  1. 1
    Caroline Flint says:

    Window Dressing.


  2. 2
    bob says:

    I Have No Life


  3. 3
    Gosh says:

    Who’s the bloke in the middle?


  4. 4
    Perry Bar says:


  5. 6
    nell says:

    It’s really time hasbeen hattie gave up politics and became the housewife she’s at least capable of being.

    She’s wasted her life in politics achieving nothing except perhaps loads of our money for her non efforts.


    • 28
      WoRaft Chihuahua says:

      But why is she agitating now? Her career is ending and she isn’t going to lead the party, and she knows why. Did Gordon refuse her a place in the Lords – is that what this is really about?


  6. 7
    Fishy says:

    Isn’t it time that Hattie left the public stage…or at least got some help?


    • 9
      Peter the PIE man/woman says:

      I’d keep a low profile Hattie…


      • 123
        Labour Councils ruined London, Birmingham, Bradford, Glasgow, South Yorkshire, Liverpool, Slough. says:

        Harriet Harman is a self-serving hypocritical champagne socialist and a useless MP for Camberwell & Peckham (a hotbed for welfare dependency, single parent families, gang/knife/drug culture and racial segregation). Whereever there is a Labour MP with a Labour Council, an area transforms into a third world place economically and in terms of civilisation.


        • 124
          Labour Councils allowed people to create back garden slumhouses for illegals in Slough & Southall. says:


        • 130

          I ve lived in London for sixty years and I ve never ventured out to Camberwell or Peckham . People say it s too dangerous ..” there be dragons ” ……

          I did go to Brixton once though . I was passed out drunk on the Victoria Line . But I never exited the station . I took fright and got the next train back !!


  7. 10
    Harriet says:

    Hey, it’s not easy being a useless twat who has been on the wrong side of the argument your entire fucking life.

    And don’t mention the PIE.


    • 51
      The Growler says:

      Do you remember this one

      Simple Simon met a pieman,
      Going to the fair;
      Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
      Let me taste your ware.

      Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
      Show me first your penny;
      Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
      Indeed I have not any.

      Simple Simon went a-fishing,
      For to catch a whale;
      All the water he had got,
      Was in his mother’s pail.

      Simple Simon went to look
      If plums grew on a thistle;
      He pricked his fingers very much,
      Which made poor Simon whistle.

      Is there in this that could be connected with PIE?

      Liked by 1 person

  8. 11
    Burko says:

    How very pious of her.


  9. 12
    One of Life's mysteries. says:

    Why did a refined posh rich girl like Harriet take up with a red neck like Jack?


  10. 14

    “I don’t understand tax. Hiding behind my lack of understanding is not good enough.”

    Ignorance ofvthevlaw, or in her case just ignorance is no defence.


    • 37
      Rith Matic says:

      What’s to understand – is she trying to say her understanding of percentages is no better than a 10 year old?


      • 107
        John Bellingham says:

        Every time she has appeared on a TV interview, the moment she has delivered her rehearsed phrase, she is totally lost. Even when given an easy ride, she is incapable of formulating a spontaneous sentence and then repeats her mantra.
        Last night on Newsweek she insisted that she had engaged in a “hardfoughtelectioncampaign” (all one word) for Deputy leader of the LP, she kept repeating the entire phrase over and over. She is a Putz.


      • 134

        Even if it us , she s got a phalanx of very very well remunerated accountants to do that –and they DO know about tax …..but in the end it is the taxpayer him/herself who has to stand by the declaration no matter which extraneous party generated its compilation , that s the law…


  11. 15
    Their shitting themselves in Westminster says:

    She’s symbolic of all that is wrong with the British political system.. just filling the quotas to keep the equality bods happy.


    • 18
      Their shitting themselves in Westminster says:

      Fucking auto type.. They’re..


      • 135

        Do not worry my friend we mean what you know . We be ourselves studying the English very difficult language so British citizenship test to pass , thus legal British subjects to become from present aliens illegal status .

        From all examinees at Lunar House Croydon .


  12. 16
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Hattie – Self – Harman


    • 118
      low resolution fox says:

      I was terrified for a while when Doctor Who had “Harriet Jones” as a PM. The actor even looked similar.

      It would be nice if we found a strong left wing leader with some sort of leadership and academic ability, but they’ve struggled finding anyone on the left to manage this recently. We can all whinge about Cameron, but in reality I’m not sure we have another electable leader in the Tory sector who appears to the middle. Boris/Farage are the closest. In all likelihood I see Chuka as the probable next Labour candidate


  13. 17
    Anonymous says:

    “what sort of self-respecting, proud feminist would ever allow herself to be used in a wheeze such as that?”
    Would that be someone who passionately believes that their unique personal rendition of reality is actually reality? Hence whatsoever said, sadly untested, paradigm identifies as true must be. Just thank the gods, she hasn’t organised some type of religious crusade. Assisted by idiots, who also don’t question what should allegedly stand up to the most cursory of examinations.


  14. 19
    Ludvig says:

    When Harman was labour’s jet setter
    Craved power but Brown didn’t let her
    “She’s useless” he said
    But was soft in the head
    ‘Cos he thought that Prescott was better!

    Liked by 1 person

  15. 20
    Jilted John says:

    Poor woman having to sit next to that stinking moron.


  16. 21
    Anonymous says:

    She did say women MPs. The photo shows the prime lunatic and a couple of mutts.


  17. 22
    Harriet the Hypocrite says:

    It’s got to the point where hypocrisy is one of my better features.


  18. 23
    Who Ate All The PIEs? says:

    Harperson really should pack it in before she gets arrested.


  19. 26
  20. 27
    Ethel of Purley says:

    You are making the mistake of assuming they are women just because they dress like women, in reality they are fuck ugly transvestites with their dicks up their arses.


  21. 29
    Steve Miliband says:

    Weird interview on Newsnight. She’s a bit dim.


    • 74
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      She’s dimmer than a candle viewed from 10 billion light years.


  22. 30
    Mr Sweary says:

    A barbed wire wank would be more fun


  23. 31
    bergen says:

    She has no sense of irony at all and very little evidence of any sense of humour. She is a manifest hypocrite. No wonder she’s so unpopular and particularly with her own side.


  24. 36
    Bill Quango MP says:

    “What a defeat! Worst in our history.

    My first squad were all playing as individuals and not as a team. All doing their own things… putting each other off..
    There was no coherent plans at all. Lacked a formation and we had no idea how to change the strategy once things started to go wrong.

    Key people running around like headless chickens..Out of position..And I must confess there was no leadership shown from the captain at all.

    And this, this terrible display, from our once dominant side, used to victory after victory, who had the huge inbuilt advantage playing against an arrogant side everyone else dislikes.”

    Ed Miliband reflects on his 2015 election defeat.


    • 61
      TalkSpock says:

      Captain Eduardo Mililuiz says “i am resigning from international politics..I know I’m very young..but I was god awful shit”


    • 67
      Sue Denim says:

      If Miliband wins in 2015 the Germans will walk all over us anyway.


      • 81
        Michael Balack Obama says:

        Nein, Nein..Ve vill leave you vell alone.
        For we are to need somewhere to dump all ze immingrants into, ya?


  25. 46
    Liar.Politicians says:

    If Harriet Harperson wants to prove sexism in Parliament, why doesn’t she stand as a male MP… after all, Jack Dromey was selected to be a Labour MP from an ALL WOMEN’S short list.


    • 87
      Ippikin says:

      Hear, hear. Mrs. Harman was indeed thus elected, but you mustn’t forget he’s a Union Salaryman, so that’s ok.


  26. 47

    Separate issue. What’s Harperson’s person on the rampant kweer mafia who are demanding that an N.I. bakery should bake a same sex cake?


    • 65
      Eric Schön says:

      You know the country is pretty f*cked if you run a bakery and someone can walk through the door, demand you bake a cake to their own design and you face arrest, fines, hate mail, imprisonment and bankr*ptcy if you fail to comply.


      • 69
        Goodness sakes says:

        You’d have thought they could at least bake a cake themselves.


      • 86
        Harriet Harmong says:

        If Harman had her way, you could have walked into a bakery and demand you bake a cake saying ‘I fuck kids’ and be arrested if you refused.


    • 73
      Mafiosa run Britain says:

      So what is Cameron going to do as this is So Obviously wrong?


    • 88
      Ippikin says:



    • 108
      John Bellingham says:

      They should bake PIEs instead.


  27. 48

    Position not person


  28. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Pie in the sky Hatty.


  29. 50
    Saxon Sid (reclaiming his ancestry) says:

    Achtung Tommy

    vor you ze fussball is ofer!


  30. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Pointing out hypocrisy in Harman is like shooting fish in a barrel innit?


  31. 53
    Sunny Jim says:

    Aww, poor Hattie… Never mind, dear. How about a nice piece of PIE?


  32. 54

    Left wing ‘BlAh…Blurbbb’ say no more….nudge…nudge wink…wink!!! S’game ennit??


  33. 56
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    If Labour politicians are found guilty of gay pa*dophilia, then we must be careful not to condemn because that would be homophobic.


  34. 59
    Fishy says:

    At least Hattie’s doing her bit for the Tories. Next year the public will have the opportunity to vote for Weird Ed as their PM and Mad Hattie as his deputy.

    (The trouble is that millions will do just that)


    • 66
      Off-White Dee {also known as Eggshell Dee} says:

      I iz, ‘coz milibwasssisname said ‘eed give me an’ me mates cash. Its for takin’ part in government program called ‘Arse Sit”

      The idea is to pay people like me to sit on their fat arses all day and see if they get any wiser. Its a 35 year study!
      Then you move onto being paid to have flabby arm tattoos to see if they give you shingles.


  35. 68
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    It seems that being stupid is a prerequisite of labour female MP’s.


    • 72
      Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

      But as a narrow-minded idiot with a huge chip on her shoulder, she is eminently qualified to lead the Labour party.


  36. 70
    Fishy says:



  37. 71
    so gordon was not all bad then says:


  38. 75
    Ah! great says:

    STARS have been accused of not breaking the law.


  39. 77

    Harman -v- Brown. Who’s worse? Only one way to find out – mud wrestling!!!


  40. 79
    Ippikin says:

    Just another example of the rank hypocrisy that she thinks is acceptable behaviour in herself, although not in others.
    Don’t forget this is the woman who is married to Mrs. Dromey. Mrs. Harman or Black Rod, whichever you fancy.


  41. 91
    Harriet Harmong says:

    I was right to fully support Gordon when we were in power and right to stab him in the back when we lost.


  42. 95
    Ippikin says:

    Whatever happened to the Rocking Horse?


  43. 97
    Not an even playing field says:

    You heard it from Harman. If you’re a Labour woman you can’t be Deputy Prime Minister. If you’re a Conservative woman you can be Prime Minister.


  44. 99
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Harridan Harperson in hypocrisy non-event. Don’t forget as far as she is concerned she is the trouser wearer, between her and Mr Harperson, Jacqueline Dromey. I reckon she makes him dress up like a woman at home and cuckolds him with big black cocks. She has done it so much, that he is now mad for the black cock!


  45. 102
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Mad as a Hattie.


  46. 104
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Younger readers need to be informed that Havers was Ted Heath’s A-G — who of course knew absolutely nothing about the weekend goings on (and throwings off of Heath’s yacht).

    Theresa has really dropped a bollock with this choice – or is herself complicit in facilitating the incoming whitewash storm.


  47. 105
    Not in my name says:

    She really is vile.


  48. 106

    They are all hypocrites. They will do and say anything for a crack of the whip.


  49. 109
    Mycroft says:

    “It was right for me to claim to be a fake feminist and right for me to be now an apologist.”

    The woman exhibits a massive cognitive dissonance.

    It is beyond surreal that she gets voted into that place at all.

    Think about this… she’ll be there next time too, despite everything, she’ll still be there!

    Pffft democracy does throw up some diced carrot results occasionally and that woman is one such.


  50. 110
    Daily Mail, November 2007 says:

    Fellow Labour MP Gwyneth Dunwoody has described her [Harriet Harman] as one of “certain, particular women who were of the opinion that they had a God-given right to be among the chosen”.

    Yep, that’s her.


  51. 111
    Harriet Harmong says:

    One also remembers the time shestood in for Brown at prime ministers questions and when asked if she could remind the house what Fred Goodwin had received his knighthood for she replied ‘services to charity’ knowing full well it was for ‘services to banking’. She deliberately lied to avoid embarassment and then pretended it was a mistake with her office putting out a correction later in the day.


  52. 116
    Dangerous Brian says:

    If it looks like a nonce, talks like a nonce and comes from the same social background as a load of nonces then it is either a nonce or an apologiser for nonces.


  53. 119
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Enough of Harpic we already know that she is clearly ‘clean around the bend’


  54. 120
    C/2r enabler says:

    How come this witch isn’t down the nick answering questions under close interrogation?


  55. 122
    Oh Hattie luv, says:

    The little lady must be allowed her moments, especially at that time of the month.


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