July 8th, 2014

Get Warsi Briefing Begins, Again

As ever, one big reshuffle headache is what to do about Warsi. The ‘Senior’ Minister of State at Communities and the Foreign Office is unlikely to go quietly, though that has not stopped others in government attempting to brief her out of the door. In fact, they appear to have formed an orderly queue over at Coffee House:

“Baroness Warsi is alleged by multiple sources in and out of government to have consistently resisted calls to develop a proper strategy on integration and tackling extremism at its roots, even though this is the Prime Minister’s policy…

One source says: ‘Sayeeda made clear when she got the job at CLG that she didn’t agree with the Prime Minister and that she simply wasn’t going to do this bit of her job.’”

While she’s clearly a drag, is it really worth the risk for No 10 of the famously tempestuous, former loyalist, going totally tonto pre-2015? Warsi’s well maintained diaries remain a source of concern in Tory circles… 


  1. 1
    They don't like her says:

    I assume Geedo is doing the work of the Anti Warsi section of Tory HQ

  2. 2
    Add Vice says:

    Fuck her.

  3. 3
    Add Vice says:

    With luck!

  4. 4
    That'll teach Gordon not to tell her to put the Kettle on Love. says:

  5. 5
    Rolf says:

    I did not touch that!

  6. 6
    bob says:

    for some reason i would :-)

  7. 7
    Jimmy says:

    I’ll give it a go on the slab.

  8. 8
    All aboard the gravy train....kids go free says:

    BBC Parliament debating slavery bill and neither BBC or Sky showing live select com. I guess abusing children is not that important and transparancy can go hide in a dark corner. Interesting that Reckless landed a telling blow in asking for the names of the missing files. Sedwell admitted the file names do exist but he could not give them as he had not seen them. Said he hadto get permission before he disclosed the namesof each missing file.

  9. 9
    David Axlegrease says:

  10. 10
    McPoison says:

  11. 11

    Popcorn, and chillax.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown says:

    Aye, and all women are useless.

  13. 13
    the general public says:

    We all think she’s shit too.

  14. 14
    Cameron's political correctness makes me vomit says:

    “Minister for Faith and Communities”

    I’ve seem some non-job titles in my time, but that takes the biscuit.

    Vote UKIP.

  15. 15
    Shooty* says:

    Ed is right not to support them, and will be right to support them when he does so.

  16. 16
    The Witless Mong in Number 10 says:

    Selecting people on the basis of their gender, ethnicity and/or religion rather than their abilities was, in hindsight, not a brilliant idea.

  17. 17

    Mother ‘beat son over four days then hid body in suitcase in woods’


  18. 18
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Especially, Sue, eh ?

  19. 19
    Jimmy says:

    I thought spoonface was giving Priti Vacant the Token Dept.

  20. 20
    Call me Dave says:

    Izz already be chillaxing about da ρedos in da hood in it.

  21. 21
    Diane Fatbott says:


  22. 22
    I wouldn't do her with yours, mate. says:

    She’s a muzzie so she’s probably been mashed to bits ‘down there’.

  23. 23
    Jimmy says:

    It’s up there with “senior junior minister”.

  24. 24
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Once more, in English but with some venom, if possible.

  25. 25

    Its anuvver mouth watering black book, ennit?

  26. 26
    LibLabCon Cerberus says:

    All this p’edo talk is just plan racist, we need laws against this.

  27. 27
    Cowardly Brown is THE MESSIAH says:

    I am all for moderate islam but who let these radicals in & started wars against Muslims? I am certain May can take them all on with one hand tied behind her back and win! Who needs Baromess?

  28. 28
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Good call.

  29. 29
    JJ says:

    They shouldn’t be here in the fucking first place.

  30. 30
    inside out says:

    Any political party will do anything to get votes,hence call me Dave trying to currie favour with our moslem brethren.Pity he does not realise your got more chance of getting votes by this action as getting shit from a wooden horse.

  31. 31
    Steptoe says:

  32. 32
    inside out says:

    Which was Harperson?

  33. 33
    nell says:

    Is dave going to show his backbone and shuffle her out or is he going to prove he’s as weak as militwit and let warsi walk all over him? He’s has other people amongst his mp’s who can take on the ethnic brief ( shailesh vara?) – let someone else take on the job and more than likely do it better.

  34. 34
    nell says:

    And what’s your family history?

  35. 35
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Looking for missing files ?

    Look no further than Tony B,liars “D” notice on people in his own government

    see them in 100 years

  36. 36
    nell says:

    I think the most disgraceful political non-job was make prezza deputy pm – ineptitude over ignorance! – or may that should read ineptitude and ignorance!!

  37. 37
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    We have a three party system in this country
    The disgusting perverts party
    The revolting perverts party
    The Perverts in denial party

  38. 38
    nell says:

    not got anything in his favour has he this bliar chap ? – lies, starts wars, trashes economy by putting an incompetent in charge of the treasury, hides records and shreds his own records before he leaves office and then goes on to make £millions cavorting with dictators and other worldwide political misfits !!

  39. 39
    The public must be protected FROM the Brown Messiah. says:

    Do what the BBC scum do and follow the profits oops prophets. They’re B.liar’s and Campbell’s full time arselickers. If Armadg3ddon strikes then let it be at the BBC.

  40. 40
    JJ says:

    None of your business.

  41. 41
    Harridan Harmanhater says:


  42. 42
    táxpáyér says:

    Also by not/delaying tackling the large terrorist inbuilt inclination in iSlam Dave puts large numbers of more actual British people at risk for the sake of “our” iSlamic colonists.

  43. 43
    ISIS commander says:

    What’s wrong with a bit of extremism anyway? i’m doing alright out of it, check out me bling watch init

  44. 44
    Jacqueline Dromey says:


  45. 45
    Creep says:


  46. 46
    gordon brown says:

    no harriet, its because you are impossible little ginger cun t

  47. 47
    Retired Lone Ranger says:

    Do you curry favour or currie flavour?

  48. 48
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Is it a tick-a-tick Times bomb ?

  49. 49
    Labour Fucktards says:

    So then, Gordon Brown in the Useless category and everyone else in the other.

  50. 50
    Harriet Harman says:

    At PIE we only supported Peados who touched both boys and girls, not the sexist ones that only favoured one gender

  51. 51
    táxpáyér says:

    “started wars against Muslims” It’s always the other way around. iSlam is ALWAYS starting wars. OK they’re not very good at fighting, but where you see iSlam you always see conflict.

  52. 52
    Dave's retired spinmeister says:

    Priti is far too good for spoonface

    And she’s not an Old Etonian

  53. 53
    Calling Sir Humphrey says:

    It’s all very well talking about sacking Warsi for not carrying out policy, but does anyone know what civil servants long- term goal is on this one? It would be a shame if she lost her job and her policy coincides with civil service policy.

  54. 54
    ISIS Commander says:

    i don’t know what’s in the water, all the al britani fighters we are getting these days speak welsh, I thought the last one was taking the piss, sounded like he said admiral akbar – in hindsight it was probably his accent, but too late now we cut his head off

  55. 55
    Mi5 says:

    Guido should be able to publish that D Notice which covered up for Mandelscum and co

  56. 56
    Labour Fucktards says:

    Why didn’t the hedious trout say something back then rather than waiting till now to blather on about it? Or didn’t it suit her agenda back then/
    She can go fuck herself, horrible scheming, grasping hag.

  57. 57
    Trump Card says:

    Trump this, Cameron http://tinyurl.com/na3zdsj

  58. 58
    Retired Lone Ranger says:

    I would love to see Baroness Woozie going totally tonto

    Can I provide her with a horse?

    Do does she go tonto on her own two feet?

  59. 59
    Cal Culation says:

    When stopped trying to leave the UK, the Briton claimed the cash, wrapped in a condom, was to pay for gold for her mother.

    Special Branch are testing just how much cash a condom will hold, and whether that the amount would be sufficient to satisfy any middle-eastern mother

  60. 60
    WTF says:

    It’s already against the law – the slave trade was made illegal in 1808 and slavery in 1833.

    Is this just a PR exercise?

  61. 61
    DerrIn Brown's parents are a pair of immoral witches who turn a blind eye to his criminal deviancy says:

    “Baroness Warsi is alleged by multiple
    sources in and out of government to
    have consistently resisted calls to
    develop a proper strategy on integration
    and tackling extremism at its roots, even
    though this is the Prime Minister’s

    Why is she unwilling to tackle radicalization? Everyone should be willing to tackle extremism.

  62. 62
    MI5 says:

    Spoonface has no policy

    He flied by the seat of his pants

    You should know that by now

    All he worries about is jobs for the boys and his next 5 or 10 million working with war criminal Blair

  63. 63
    I. P.R.E Dict says:

    It will certainly be the first, and probably the last time, that any female will savage Gordon.

  64. 64
    Community spokesbeing says:

    You can it’s bollocks just by the word “communities”.

  65. 65
    Biology Student ( Final Year ) says:

    How can a female, let alone her, fuck herself

  66. 66
    McPhuque says:

    Don’t worry petal, there is no such job as “Deputy Prime Minister” – it was made up to make Prescott feel wanted.

  67. 67


    Vote UKIP :-D

  68. 68
    Gordon Brown says:

    Sell, sell, sell!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    The Daveian spine will doubtless crumple again and another quality future Minister will bite the dust.

  70. 70
    Fishy says:

    Nasty piece of work Harman.

    A privileged champagne slugging PIE-eyed socialist hypocrite of the first order. She has the brass neck today to talk about sexism when it was arranged for her ‘husband’ to top an all women short list.

    McBride thinks she’s a shithouse too.


  71. 71
    An Ayatollah says:

    Perhaps the Baroness should be sent to the ISIS Caliphate as UK Ambassador

    I’m sure Tony Blair could help

    After all, his illegal war resulted in the Caliphate

  72. 72
    coeur_de_lion says:

    Sounds like a perfect European Commissioner to me…….

  73. 73
    Paul Tother says:

    Hodge (née Oppenheimer): “I don’t understand tax.”

    What’s there to understand? How percentages work?

  74. 74
    Santa says:

    Harriett Harman?
    Hoe hoe hoe

  75. 75
    Ed Llewelyn says:

    Don’t forget my ambassadorship Dave

    I love Rome

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Pie in the sky Harriet,pie in the sky.Bet your both keeping your fingers crossed at the moment.

  77. 77
    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    by demonstrating the existence of Purity in individual thought Laws and rules of behavior in society are accepted as individual thought rather than imposition, in this manner a society finds 3 thousand years of peace.

  78. 78
    Shhhhhhhhhh says:

    It’s a spicy tale

  79. 79
    Trip Advisor says:

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    “A true vacation”
    5 of 5 starsReviewed 14 October 2013
    It’s beautiful and so relaxing. People are warm and welcoming. The uphill trek is worth it. Don’t miss this one! Starting from the ride up, to the people you meet on the way, the locals, and going further up, completely away from the hustle bustle of the roads and finally reaching the welcoming sight of the cottages. Mr. Steve’s wonderful dogs add to the delight of this place. It’s a great choice for a true vacation. One that helps you relax, unwind and enjoy.

  80. 80
    Alie CampbellScum says:

    How dare you? I worship the ground Tony walks on. I even bend down on all fours to let him wipe his boots on my shirt. He is a hero!

  81. 81
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Make her minister for cleaning behind the fridge.

  82. 82
    Mr Snotty says:

    Nurse – he’s out of bed again!

  83. 83
    Owen Jones says:

    R.I.P to the fuck I almost gave.

  84. 84
    Dorkass says:

    Beyond satire.

  85. 85
    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    minister for chapatis ?

  86. 86
    táxpáyér says:

    What colour is the sky on your planet?

  87. 87

    A strategy on integration ! Did anybody bother to ask the indigenous population if they ever wanted an alien wedge ‘integrated’ into their towns and cities ?

  88. 88
    Bob Fleming says:

    Not all bad news then

  89. 89
    My Gut says:

    Just had a ‘curry’ for dinner.

    It will be shite by tomorrow.

  90. 90
    cured lefty says:

    I can’t recall any political candidate whoring for my vote stating “I will flood your country with the ethnic effluent from all parts of the globe”
    so how the fuck is my country being rapidly filled by all the ethnic effluent?

  91. 91
    Gerry Mandering says:

    To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life.

    Vote UKIP

  92. 92
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Does Dave want Nick? Like a hole in the head.

    Vote UKIP

  93. 93

    Yeah may be crap at job but I bet she s a hot “backgammon player”.

    ( mothers have a quiet word at an early age about the requirements of a fulfilling marriage )

  94. 94

    actually … if the wooden horse rots and disintegrates over time …..

  95. 95

    even if you do hail from a state called “Uttar Rubbish”.

  96. 96

    …. or as “Lord ” Jeremy (retired) refers to him …McP ——-e

  97. 97
    Up your Khyber says:

    Because we’ve been voted the parking lot for the Islamic “cheap labour” as no other EU Country will accept them. We are the Cheap end of the Labour Market. It’s the price the Metro-sexual public school elite that runs the Country paid for London to become the Banking centre for Europe.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    She’s certainly a hot race card player.

  99. 99
    England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

    Exactly! All this anti-Gordon bollocks is a smokescreen, now that the paedo shit has hit the fan!

  100. 100
    Classics reader says:

    Apt that you should remind us of the Trojan wooden horse.

  101. 101

    It was made up to make Heseltine feel wanted.

    Harman has a point though. If a useless Brutus like Hezza and a useless dyslexic like Two Shags can be DPM then why not a useless p aedo lover like her?

  102. 102
    Dimblebore says:

    Are you talking about Harman, Warsi or Brown?

  103. 103
    Solyushuns R Us says:

    Chuck her out and return her to the land of her parents.

  104. 104

    London was the banking centre for Europe before the first ethnic disembarked, the damage was done by the liberal lefties, aided and abetted by their trade union poodles .

  105. 105
    Time Is Running Out says:

    Simply very very unwise to place any Muslim in a position where eventually you fear them!!

    Stop placing these members of a very dangerous cult in government!

    It will be regretted by most when the Caliph kicks in the door on number 10!

  106. 106
    FGM - No Help From Warsi says:

    Look at that face, she has done absolutely nothing to help stamp out FGM, she is therefore one of the most reprehensible of her ilk or cult, a clit lopper!

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    “to develop a proper strategy on integration and tackling extremism at its roots”
    simply resolve the Gove Paradox .Which is, wanting the young to swallow whatever they are told by some. Whilst at the same time questioning whatever they are told by others. Fundamentally Mike, reality does not contain paradoxes, because it constitutes a complete understanding rather than conflicting contrived comprehensions. Surely if all instruction was open to enquiry, only that which could actually demonstrate its claimed cogency would triumph and endure. In short, take everything back to the rote of our dilemma.

  108. 108
    Juncker says:

    maybe make her fisheries commissioner. She certainly has a lot of experience with quotas…

  109. 109

    But she ticks all of the PC boxes – female, minority, fat…

  110. 110

    The war is coming! She will not go down quietly.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Affirmative action appointees always come back to bite you on the ass, just as the MET found out with their ‘black poster girl’

  112. 112
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    That’s phrase sums it up perfect.Alien wedge.

  113. 113

    It is spelt and pronounced ARSE we are not yanks!!

  114. 114
    RWG says:

    Cow, stupid, no sense of humour..

    Some quotes from breaking the code.

  115. 115
    Bubba Gump Shrimp says:

    Warsi is officially the UK government’s representative to the OIC, the Islamic UN, comprising all the world’s Islamic countries. According to its leader, it “fulfills the functions of a Caliphate”.

    The truth is, though, Warsi is the OIC’s representative to the UK government – very different.

    This Islamic fifth columnist has to go NOW.

  116. 116
    Bubba Gump Shrimp says:

    And she won’t do anything about integration etc. because the OIC’s official policy is that muslim immigrants should NOT integrate.

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