July 7th, 2014

Curvy Alan Rusbridger Gets the Full Mail Online Treatment

Camped outside celebrity hangout Chiltern Firehouse,  Dave and SamCam’s fav in Marylebone for date night, the snappers spotted Nigella Lawson with an scruffy looking  lunch partner. But who could this “Harry Potter look-a-like” be?

“Alan, her lunchtime companion, wore a crumpled navy suit and a blue shirt which hung to his curves. His hair looked in need of a good brushing and he wore his recognisable round glasses – making him look like the fictional wizard.”

5 points to Slytherin.


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    anusbridger says:


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    I want a black baby like everyone else says:

    I know it’s ‘in’ to be abused by a celebrity but I’m baffled why no one is coming forward saying they were abused on a cookery programme?

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    Jimmy Saville says:

    Rolf abused me.
    I want compensation.

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    child of the matrix says:

    Colombian marching powder on the menu no doubt.

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    Mr Craddock says:

    I want all the doughnuts to look the same as Fannies..

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    Muse says:

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    Lucky lucky bastard says:

    I was abused in a pub once, this drunk fat bird sat on my lap and grabbed a handful of my crotch and asked if I wanted her telephone number.
    I’ve been left with years of pain, she stood on my toes with her stilettos!

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    Clotted Cream says:

    Whipped till I was Stiff….now thats abuse..now dont get me started on what they did to the egg..

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    what a gay dave says:

    Dougie hurd says this talk of a Westminster pedo ring is all new to him

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    Obviously missed the golden snitch, Guido :-D

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    cushy public sector job ads monopoly says:

    I think this cvnt is living off the fat of the land at our expense.

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    Little Brittan says:

    Too old for me!

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    Guardian Angel says:

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    It’s like Watership Down, but with r’apists instead of rabbits.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Phillip Schofield says:

    Get Theresa May on the show, then I can show her my Google list of pervert MP’s.

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    I wonder if Nigella had a hand in this piece in the Guardian? says:

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    Fat gut alert says:

    Looks like Alan dines there regularly.

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    Patriotic Barnardos Boy says:

    I love Brittan

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    She could have at least put on polished shoes for this entry in the diary:

    But Dave has let himself go a bit. Perhaps too much quidditch ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nice one, EFPET says:

    Should become an anthem for victims.

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    Encouraging anthem’s / flags for ‘victims’ would be a seriously unhealthy development, but it would not surprise me if that is planned next. :-(

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    HELLO !!!!!!!

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    Rolf says:

    I thought you wouldn’t mind since you were already dead…

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Lord Saatchi says:

    Hey, at least I’m not into kids (unlike some)!

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    How it works:

    Week 1: A former newspaper editor is found not guilty by jury of her peers.

    Week 2: Skeletons begin to roll out of bulging cupboards.

    Unrelated events?

    Who gets to know where the bodies are buried? Often these are real bodies. Politicians think only in the short term. In the heat of the moment, many will shop their enemies. Some of this will get reported. Some of it will sit on file for another time…

    Business people, who survive, think short term, mid term and long term.

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    Owen's Remedial maths teacher says:

    Good thing there were never two babies with the same first name born on the same day

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    Couldn't have happened to a nicer person says:

    Andy Coulson to face Sheridan trial perjury charges in August http://glasgow.stv.tv/139283/

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    David Axlegrease says:

    We’ve got your email addresses now :)

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Am surprised the number wasn’t tattooed on the arms of innocent babies.

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    Woah! says:

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    Jimmy says:

    “His hair looked in need of a good brushing”

    Neo finally locates a comb and suddenly you’re style gurus?

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    Nice one, EFPET says:

    Why the inverted commas. Do you think it’s not true?

    Memo to Self: must remember to ask Cat. He would have been knocking around with Tories about that time, by his own account. Maybe he noticed or heard something.

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    Dave says:

    Keep Buggering On!

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    Norma Stitz says:

    Cliff has wisely retreated to the Caribbean.

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    There will be victims on both sides here – innocents tarred with a yew handled brush, and those who were genuinely caught up on the other. It is an awful stew which is best avoided as the fumes are toxic, let alone the actual sludge itself.

    Finding the exits from the Popper-esque arguments is going to be tough. A good solution is to keep an eye but if not involved, don’t get involved. This will be a bloody process to straighten out – the collateral damage needs to be minimized.

    One thing to note: Any members of the religion of peace who feel they may have their collars felt:

    Now would be an excellent time to make a radical one way trip abroad. Just sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    inside out says:

    Ugandan discussions? Rusbridger is known to play away from home.

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    inside out says:

    Rupert hasn’t started yet,loads and loads of stories bought in and stored in safe at NoW.Oneday they will slowly be realised drip,drip, probable about March/April in 2015.Order your copy now!

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    Yawn says:

    zzzzzzz. Burn the witches! zzzzz

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    BBC intellectually crippled fuck ups who do not take responsibility for their crippling lack of manners. says:

    What a pile of utter crap. Leeching media arsewipes. Who thinks this tedious crap up? Your fired so fuck off!

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    Jethro says:

    Old Cornish Proverb: Apple Crumble makes you rumble,
    Apple Tart….

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    On a more positive note – Don’t look down !

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Just another politico tosser?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Unlucky Alf says:

    What? Other peoples pianos?

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    táxpáyér says:

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    I’m hoping for a full internal investigation , to get to the bottom of these boys

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    Hank says:

    On a Summer Holiday?

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    John Prescott says:

    So wot if hes getting the Mail Outline treetment he looks well on it if you ask me and should be pleased hes in the papers a bit more I offered them a colum but they turned me down for Peter Hitchens due to the lack of turnification in my prosaic. I have to say it was unfair and I detectable a bit of class snobbery due to my background as a ship’s steward but thats what happens in modern Westminster and its part and parcel of the system and it doesnt bother me so all you suthern jessies can get stuffed!

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    táxpáyér says:

    No extra edition?

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    Mycroft says:

    Largely vacuous brunette version of Vanessa Feltz who can rattle a few pots and pans has lunch… and?

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    Cripes – fifteen quid for a hamburger!

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    Bloke says:

    Lord Comb-Over’s denial doesn’t quite ring true does it? ‘I gave the papers to someone else, your Honour, and he gave them to another person. What happened to them after that, we don’t know’.

    Total bull-shit.

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    eat my sausage says:

    Neo is actually bald under an accumulated crust of hair and hair gel products.

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    Great British Public says:

    No, thanks.

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    Mycroft says:

    My local gourmet pub charges £12.50! Bargain!!!

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    Sir John Chilcot says:

    I’m available to undertake a far-reaching inquiry that’ll reach its conclusions long after everyone has retired and safely got their index-linked pensions.

    Call me!

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    @BW: Got your reply – did you notice that Judge’s are not leading the investigation ?

    However – NSPCC may be slightly tainted. For some reason NAPAC seems cleaner. Messy old kitchen, eh ? Need some extra Mr Muscle.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nigella Charlie Lawson says:

    No one really knows how difficult it is to keep up the appearance of an idyllic existence, going on family seaside picnics with hampers stuffed with homemade goodies, having sophisticated metro types round for freshly prepared canapes of a novel and surprising variety, and inviting jolly friends round for spontaneously produced party food with a an unnaturally photogenic appearance. I tell you, it is fucking knackering.

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    I will be reborn before your report comes out. How’s about that then.

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    Jethro is as funny as cancer says:

    ..makes you a parochial, unfunny, old tw@t?

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    Germany, Argentina, Netherlands says:

    who will win Brazil’s World Cup?

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    Lucky lucky bastard says:

    Watched Vanessa explaining how she couldn’t work email and had never sent one. So tell us…how much does the BBC pay you for the privilege of your services and towering intellect?

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    The pitiful faux-Tory high immigration europhile party, wetting its panties in terror, says:

    Newark, 2010:
    1st Conservative, 27,590 votes, 53.9%
    2nd Labour, 11,438 votes, 22.3%
    3rd Liberal Democrat, 10,246 votes, 20.0%
    4th UKIP, 1,954 votes, 3.8 %

    Newark 2014:
    1st Conservative, 17,431 votes, 45.0%
    2nd UKIP, 10,028 votes, 25.9%
    3rd Labour, 6,842 votes, 17.7%
    4th Independent, 1,891 votes, 4.9%

    Obviously, a very poor result for UKIP. Their momentum has ended. The public have rejected them! Jolly good show!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Overpriced shite get out into the sticks for a decent meal. We never let the good stuff go south, it all stays in The County.

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    Victor Meldrew ( Ukip ) says:

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    He's funnier than you cuntchops says:

    Custard powder makes it louder

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    Vote Tory, get Sharia says:

    Vote for us and there will be plenty more!

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    S&S says:

    Who ate all the PIEs?.

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    give us a clue says:

    I demand to know the name of this clever Labour tool under the Freedom Of Information act!

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    Brian Cox and his inexplicable orchestra says:

    All matter in the universe might have radiated its energy and become nothing (I think in about 100 trillion years, I couldn’t quite hear because the the fucking musical din) by the time Chilcot gets his report released.

    Still, keeps Tony Blair and his fucking idiot friend in Number 10 happy, I suppose.

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    singled out for special treatment says:

    Hey! Piers Morgan says Andy is a decent guy, get over it.

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    Camoron's pitiful little bedwetting faux Tories are pathetic cowardly cretins says:

    Yes, because Dimmy Dave’s moronic army of Faux Tories are so much better.

    Immigration: UP. Half a million last year alone (Dimmy Dave promised to reduce it).
    Deficit: UP.
    National Debt: DOUBLED (Dimmy Dave promised to reduce it).
    EU contributions: UP.
    Foreign aid: UP 28% last year. But Dimmy Dave apparently can’t afford care for Britain’s elderly.
    Schools: taken over by anti-British Muslim extremists.
    Multi-culturalism: Briliant, according to Dimmy Dave’s hopelessly out-of-touch education secretary.
    Britain’s defences: slashed.
    Snooper’s Charter: revived (Dimmy Dave promised to scrap it).
    War on Motorists: resumed (Dimmy Dave promised to scrap it).
    Free press: oppressed (Dimmy Dave promised to protect it).
    Savers: punished (Dimmy Dave promised to help them).
    Unemployed: forced to work unpaid for Dimmy Dave’s multi-millionaire chums.
    Taxation: UP (Dimmy Dave promised us we could keep more of our own money).
    2017 EU referendum: Dimmy Dave thinks he can avoid holding one (according to Dom Cummings). No surprises there. Cast-Iron Dave = miserable fucking liar.
    Countryside: concreted to build hundreds of thousands of homes for Dimmy Dave’s immigrant parasites.
    Labour’s £50 billion countryside-destroying HS2 white elephant: alive and kicking, thanks to Dimmy Dave.
    Help with care home fees: a pathetic faux-Tory lie (see “Foreign Aid increased by 28%” to see why)
    Britain’s EU opt-outs: 35 being given back to the EU by Dimmy Dave’s europhile faux-Tory liars.
    Tory voters: “Swivel-eyed loons”, according to Dimmy Dave and his coterie of out of touch thick-as-shit anti-Tory clowns.

    It goes on and on. Day after fucking day, year after year.

    Vote for Dimmy Dave’s Tory-hating anti-British faux-Tory high tax high debt europhile scumbag liars, get (for another five miserable years) more EU and more New Labour idiocy.

    Don’t for a second say you weren’t warned.

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    Mycroft says:

    I live out in the sticks, Wiltshire… still £12.50 mad world

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    Your moniker is funnier than the whole of Jethro says:

    Jokes about flatulance is so 70’s??

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    michael caine says:

    Brian Cox presented a program where a scientist produced data showing that glacial melting was linked to the 11 year sunspot cycle. Not many people know that, as it cannot be found on BBC iplayer or Youtube.

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    Just saying says:

    It would be a great shame if an awful lot of people put fake entries into that thing.

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    The BBC says:

    We have never heard of Professor Brian Cox.

    Or his orchestra.

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    I foresee an horrendous future for Tony Blair and all the other perverted lying fucks. Do you think your friends will stay with you Tony or do you think they will drop you like a slimy ball of grease ?

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    Quote Bot says:

    “…and not a lot of people know that.”

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    R. Youshore says:

    You need to get out more.

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    as well as making his name look like the Loch Ness monster God also left clues as to the nature of his personality, whether that exists or does not exist is of course impossible to answer because by thinking that might exist there is it made right there. By thinking logical thought laws of nature become evident and therefor real. By imagining an unfaithful wife for example there you will have one. only in Purity, in Purity of thought will the eternal spirit will recognize, notice you and give attention to what you might require.

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    Vanessa Felt ate my hamster says:

    So many words, so little validity.

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    michael caine says:

    Woteva. It may come as a surprise to you, but I’m not the real Michael Caine.

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    AJC says:

    It seems very likely that a Home Office cabal going right back to PIE (and beyond?) still exists, or still has influence.

    The Wanless review should certainly not be serviced by any current, or past, member of the Home Office.

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    in assertion of the existence of curses, in belief in curses, comes the belief in spirits, ghosts malevolent and lost, poltergeist and evil continuing after death, by assertion these things become real to the weak mind, the weak mind is easily distracted whereas the superior mind understands all these thing and dismisses them by strength of personal thought as a tempted Jesus probably would dismiss Satan and vote UKIP

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    Rubbish.. says:

    I would have thought it would have been dearer after all, it’s clientèle seem to be people who are on taxpayer paid expenses.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Have you ever seen a more smug, patronising and complacent face?

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    Nice to know you care says:

    Have you missed 13 years of Liebour, NHS IT £12billion, 19,000 visa’s given to IT projects, projects failed, £10 billion ID cards, scrapped, the list is to long, go for both political parties not just one.

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    In wisdom of existence if peace for over 60 year this generation ( if you ignore the Irish) has not known war properly in the sense of all out fucking war. we do not know that and ( we means my generation ) do not want it but this openness is now seen as an error because every fucker wants to come here because of our superior social understanding but by coming here and not understanding what the story is all about they pollute the society by their presence and they lose what they searched for and we loose too. vote for diminished population, negative growth. there is then possibility for survival.

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    Anonymous says:

    May. the worst Home Secretary in living memory, even worse than Mrs Smith.

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    Willie Whitelaw says:

    What, even worse than me?

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    Anonymous says:

    “May launches major new enquiry”……. she couldn’t launch a paper boat.

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    His Holiness the Pope says:

    Wanking is good for you.

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    Anonymous says:

    We still live in a country where one man can have his door kicked in at 3.00 am be dragged from his bed, arrested and interviewed under police caution. Yet another Man might be interviewed by appointment sometime in the future.

    Anything changed since yesterday? Not really.

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    Ot was bound to Happen..Authoritarian Lefty wimin attack Porn says:

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    Is she for real? says:

    And being a dumpy fat woman who doesn’t take exercise and eats pies from dawn to dusk is not a health issue?

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    Who gets the appointment other than Tony Blair? says:

    They raided the Prime Minister’s best friends at 3 am and not content with that they also raided their sleeping baby’s cot at the same time.

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    car phone warehouse says:

    mastercard samsung brazil.

    amazing is our amazon and prime time too.
    it is double dutch. so belated, all the best.

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    Recordmatterof a says:

    Except she is highly regarded by all sides of the house and thought the best Home secretary since they were invented….and the longest serving.

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    The dew point indicator on Alex’s lighthouse is showing some interesting readings as the new warm front blows in.

    Workers may need to compensate.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    It will be on solid-state storage at different points in the world. He can lose the lot and it will still be there. Even NSA can’t see it all.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why didn’t Labour have a child abuse inquiry when they were in power. Maybe the political point scoring Yvette Cooper could tell us.

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    Chuka says:

    It won’t affect UKIPPERS as they can’t use the internet.

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    Lord Croker says:

    No. Lets round up the perverts first.

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    Try this says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    So is your many layers of blubber. Sort yourself out first Abbott before you open your fat rancid gob.

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    Oystercatcher says:

    “I’m backing Brittan”, shurely.

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    Corrigendum says:

    Neo is actually bald under an accumulated crust of hair and hair gel products.

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    in recollection of the passing through space of the orb of the Earth into an area of space called Euphoria I did notice similar earthlings become distracted and behave in the way that there was no tomorrow, there was not to be consequences for their depravity, but now you see chickens and owls are come home to roosts and it is like something that I have always said which is the very important understanding the you have to look at things in the right time context.

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    Abraham Peled says:

    Nice automobile you have there Whistles.

    Why is it leaning against the wall?

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    A fucking lunatic says:

    Sounds reasonable.

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    Music Hall is where it is said says:

    tickle the ivories, black and white

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    Anonymous says:

    more write ups

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    Dianne Obesebutt says:

    My inner space allows me to consume a whole food bank. Yum yum.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Slitty eye says:

    Wanking is a very good chinese herb.

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    Labour loved by the BBC says:

    There was never any child abuse when we have been in power.

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    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Gosh, did you not get the memo?


    That’s my pretty little head completely at rest.

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    ExxonMobil says:

    He filled the tank with Fluoride 235?

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    Tor Browser user says:

    And how would you catch up with him? By turning the tracking dial on your tinfoil hat up to 11?

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    A full bullshit inquiry says:

    As the political village read this site, I wonder if some of the nonces are reading right now. Hello kiddie fiddlers. Do you have fond memories of your nights at Elm Guest House? Were you one of the perverts who went to Tim Fortescue and said you had a spot of bother involving small boys? Did you pay someone to phone Dickens to make death threats?

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    A full bullshit inquiry says:

    No one should hold their breath for the inquiry to find the truth. These perverts have been well protected for three decades. They’ll find a couple of elderly nonces no one’s ever heard of, former drivers etc, who’ll be the red meat to hoodwink the public into believing justice has been served, and then the government can say the inquiry has concluded. The high ranking perverts in all the parties will remain protected and free. The establishment always looks after its own.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    This has been thrown up as a smokescreen and another attempted smear of Conservatives by Labour and their media friends to distract from Labour’s own crap with PIE and BBC and NHS scandals. Not to mention that Cyril Smith was Labour mayor of Rochdale at the time he was noncing as well.
    With a the General Election less than a year away, they would love the media narrative to be dominated by this until the election.

    They are making vague accusations of cover-ups to fix “evil Tories” and “child sex abuse” in the minds of the electorate. Nobody in Labour gave a shit about what Dickinson had to say, as a right-wing, attention seeking, back-bench, Tory MP 30 years ago and yet now they do? The media didn’t give a crap at the time either. Maybe they should ask why Dickinson never had this information photo-copied and put in a safe place, (because every other fvcker would have done) and gone public when the authorities took no action.

    Labour know full well the papers were “Lost”(and contained little of any merit in them anyway). So there will always be suspicion of what happened to them under the Conservatives and why.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Dickens that should

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    Pier Paolo says:

    Somebody fucked this at least once – that is pornography.

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    Partick More Is Less says:

    Is your scope made from heavy metal Fluoride?

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    Anonymous says:

    Who is the freaky bloke on Newsnight who thinks there is no need for an enquiry into allegations of child abuse by Westminster figures, bizarre.

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    Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau says:

    Guido comments off all morning due to lunatic conspiracy theorist. Any guesses who?

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    Moniker Lewinsky says:

    That’s not a scope in his pocket but he is pleased to see you!

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    secret “back door” deals {innuendo}are now being brought forwards. Most health food shops sell popcorn at reasonable prices.

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    MILFy says:

    Kirsty Wark has nice legs.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Noncesense says:

    An MP said to a whistleblower that he regarded children in care as vermin. That sums up the perverted political elite who’ve r*ped, tortured and murdered orphans from care homes whom they regard as disposable and worthless. That’s why so many of these victims vanished without a trace. Depraved perverts had them killed and then they went on TV or in the Commons to talk about defending traditional family values.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Labour murdered a million people (including many children) in Iraq and Afghanistan. Killing off a few kids here, the elites wouldn’t bat an eyelid.

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    Benny Hill, David Bowie, Led Zep, Sex Pistols, The Jam etc., etc says:

    The 1970s were fucking great.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    You are joking? She has varicose veins like an AA road map

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    Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Cyril Smith, Lord Boothby, Gary Glitter, Derek Laud, Leon, Greville, Harvey, Manhandles-sons, Gerald says:

    Too right! It’s all one massive conspiracy bollocks by some conspirotard!

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    Anjem Choudary says:


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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    the life you experience is an echo of earlier life. by Purity you will find peace, by Purity will you escape.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Theresa May could start by getting the plods to investigate all those in Labour who had links to PIE

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    Harriet and Jack says:

    We funded pedalos.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Oh please Fatbot didn’t do porno did she?

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    Let's not be femiwankers says:

    Does it normalise the violence, or does it actually condemn it?

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    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    those that have descended in depravity and thievery and lies will never escape for a thousand times a thousand life times compared to the ones who search for Purity who may escape.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Remember that PIE had ‘legitimacy’ back in the day. The homosexual movement and kiddie fiddling were interlinked. All those people in the top echelons of politics, the police, the judiciary didn’t go away. Whilst many may now be dead (making it easier to expose them) many of them are still around and still in power.

    They will not want to be exposed. They will probably have kept stuff back as an insurance policy, who knows what that might be, but there could be some real mud slinging coming up in the next few months.

    I suspect several current members of the Labour party might be in deep shit.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    When will we get the public inquiry into a dead man found under a free in a wood? I wonder what he knew?

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    Reginald Carruthers of Nether Wallop says:

    It’s me actually. I’m in control. Don’t tell anyone.

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    Cross-Hairs H’arman et al. Please :

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Don't mention the NHS DEaTHS says:

    What the fuck is incredible about doing your fucking job which you are paid to do and get a fucking good pension?

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    John Bellingham says:

    Everybody and his political pal is saying ” I knew nusss-ink”. The only person so far with any credibility is Lord Tebbit who has said that it is “quite possible” that there was a cover-up because “that was the way things were done in those days”.
    Funny, that no politician in Westminster heard of the rumours of a PDO ring, I have nothing to do with politics and was living 6000 miles away in the ’80s and ’90s and I heard about them.

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    Bob Rusk says:

    A foreigner by the sound of him … Frank something … probably one of em.

  161. 161
    Reginald Carruthers of Nether Wallop says:

    It’s written in plain English.

  162. 162
    Ziggy says:

    Surely this country is not in the hands of incompetent, corrupt, thieving, Kiddie fiddlers? That was all in the past, allegedly?

  163. 163
    Bob Rusk says:

    Tree trunks, thunder thighs … and what’s more, a rancid lefty bitch.

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    I really liked the black ones!

  165. 165
    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    by acceptance of existence of superior intellect human offers himself and his family history past and future to enslavement. By rejection of pseudo intellectual CIA funded fuckwits individual experiences temporary feeling of assertion.

  166. 166
    See All Hear All says:

    This country is now under the dictatorship which is the EU.
    Today UKIP/M5S etc group have been denied chairmanship of the EU Petitions Committee, which was theirs by “right” under the rules, due to a secret arrangement by the three largest (pro EU) groups, including our Conservative and Labour mep’s.


    Another example of the lack of democracy at this dictatorship.
    OUT NOW.

  167. 167
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Oh for the joy
    Of a round arsed boy !

    “We’re all in it together”

  168. 168
    táxpáyér says:

    Damn my keyboards been sprinkled with heavy fluoride.

  169. 169
    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    I’m just making factual statements about real observations,
    I want to save the entire planet from idiocy but I would like to start here. I made a study over several years about self sufficiency and I can report that there are too many people and I worked that out for myself.
    now ask ” do you think there are too many people and that that is the reason for all our problems with schooling. NHS, housing, transport ?”
    and of course I would answer ” yes”.

  170. 170
    man about the mouse says:

    Who says you can’t blog whilst totally pissed and high on crack?

  171. 171
    táxpáyér says:

    Sounds like another femist (i.e sexist) attack on masculinity.

  172. 172
    táxpáyér says:

    Did Lynton get an appointment when he was arrested on the Heath?

  173. 173
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    You’re clearly not a real kipper if you can get onto the internet.

  174. 174
    táxpáyér says:


    Lord asks other Lord “searching questions” over a pot of tea. Nothing to see here is the outcome!

    Hoorah, pats on the back all round. Libel will be forthcoming I expect…(sarc)

  175. 175
    táxpáyér says:

    Doctor Evil!

  176. 176
    Inquisition says:

    will Leon Brittan die?

  177. 177
    The Octopus says:

    I dont think it would have been wise to turn out the lights with Rolf in the room.

  178. 178
    True story says:

    I put my cats details into this app and incredibly got a result.

  179. 179
    the lunchbox of Nostradamus says:

    Pope; What is your question priest ?
    father I feel urges to a particular Nun and we joined physically.
    Pope yes and what is your question ?
    is it alright if I pray while I shag the nun ?
    Pope of course you have my permission to pray while you shag the nun.

  180. 180

    Scotland yard could have just arrested the fuckers , giving it to Brittan was a means to warn them to lie low.

  181. 181
    A right Bobby Dazzler says:

    Hey dont bring me into it. Cheap as chips !

  182. 182
    YouGov says:

    So can we put you down as a yes then ?

  183. 183
    albacore says:

    Don’t you reckon by now that it’s absurd
    To put any faith in a single word
    From a Parliament that’s buggered you, too
    Using immigration and the E U?

  184. 184
    Paul Smeenis says:

    I’m otherwise known as Max clifford

  185. 185
    bubble says:

    i never believed the newspaper story about Mellor and the model

  186. 186
    bubble says:

    or asking for permission

  187. 187
    what a gay dave says:

    Robin butler also says all this talk of a Westminster pedo ring is all new to him

    How come we had heard all the rumours but he hadn’t?

  188. 188
    Odious Twerp says:

    “I’m bare-backing Brittan”, shurely.

  189. 189
    Odious Twerp says:

    I’m surprised it isn’t already pre-printed on the fucking birth registration form.

    Childs Name: MOHAMMED ________________________________

  190. 190
    Gay Dave says:

    Got my arse fucked long and hard at Eton and never did me any harm

  191. 191
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    … and annul Blair’s 100 year D notice about goings on in a certain Scotch town where some grumpy tennis player comes from.

  192. 192
    Poof in Boots says:

    That ex MP Times scribbler – Mafyew Madrid or something – was also frantically denying anything untoward ever happened since time immemorial.

    Unconvincingly, but was not really challenged by the tv inquisitor.

  193. 193
    Poof in Boots says:

    who he?

  194. 194
  195. 195
    non taxable pikey says:

    Bravery beyond the call. Two paper bags at least.

  196. 196
    Maggie says:

    Everyone needs a willie.

  197. 197
    genghiz the kahn says:

    If all this hsppeneded woth a ‘free’ press what would happen if hacked off muzzled it?

    All these odd things came to an end during the first week of the reign of king Anthony de blair.

  198. 198
    The Very Reverend Owen Jones says:

    Following allegations made by Vanessa Feltz, officers have stated that they are offering Rolf Harris support as he is clearly the victim on this occasion

  199. 199
    Dodgidoo says:

    “Can you feel what it is yet?”

  200. 200
    Dodgidoo says:

    Yea, He took hid double-decker with him.

  201. 201
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    BACK TO THE 1970’s !!!

  202. 202
    Virgin' on the ridiculous says:

    Where’s the profit in that ?

  203. 203
    Brian Cox says:

    I’m a patriot. I’m not sorry.

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    HC Deb 27 June 1984 vol 62 cc1014-6

    Hero V Villain Waves @Clare Short. Labour.

  205. 205
    Cinna says:

    Not while Jackie Smith still lives and breathes.

  206. 206
    Ukweli Machungu says:

    What have the opinions of crooks inside the house got to do with it ?
    It’s popular opinion outside that counts.

  207. 207
    Cinna says:

    There’s a saying oop north; “you never look at the mantelpiece when you’re poking the fire”.

  208. 208
    Anon says:

    …Where are the soldiers of Leon?

  209. 209
    Cinna says:


  210. 210
    Cinna says:

    And Scottish to boot.

  211. 211
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Labour claiming credit for the NHS again. Beveridge was its father and he was a Liberal.

    Like almost all the freedoms and benefits we enjoy in this country we owe them to the old Liberal Party.

    The only thing that Labour brought in was free university education. Oh, and they’re the ones who also stopped it.

  212. 212
    Anon says:

    ….Rolf put his hand up my skirt and I am damaged for life, ….Oh ,……fucking please,…..Did he do more?….PS; glad rolf has been done for the more serious stuff….

  213. 213
    Anon says:

    ….Remember ‘Dare’….coxy………..

  214. 214
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    To lose one pe­adophile dossier may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

  215. 215

    @Nice one, EFPET

    Was briefly a member of the Conservative Party after 1997 brought New Labour to power. It was done as a contrarian move in public terms since voters and supporters had disappeared in droves. At least I did something to counteract Blair, whom I never trusted from the start. Went to the House and had tea on the terrace when parliament was not sitting. Sat inside HoC chamber, on the green benches, with IDS for some time, talking one to one.

    He was not exactly a Europhile! Later, I did address both him and Ken Clarke from the floor of a public meeting when they were contesting for leadership. It was only natural I should vote for IDS.

    I left the party shortly thereafter.

    Because of my work, I had cause to meet government ministers from time to time outside of this short period. These were business related and the need to discuss EU matters simply did not arise at any time that I can recall. I also gave evidence to the Select Committee on Transport on highly specialist matters.

    Would love to be able to say yes, I directly found out this or that about something the EU was up to that which was subverting our beliefs. But I did not.

    Sometimes life can be humdrum.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  216. 216
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Strange how an MP who has never worked a day in his lifesince entering “the Buble”
    encourages others to lose moneyand strike , while he sits on his arse getting paid

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Why put some one that has been on the receiving end of endless information on abuse in charge of an inquiry.

    Why not select someone that is unconnected with the area and has no axe to grind. He is responsible for those awful adverts.

    All those in positions can only be suspect as having already ignored cases.

  218. 218
    anon says:

    Dickenson did keep a copy which his wife destroyed.

  219. 219
  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Timing is everything. The public needs to be able to understand the depravity of the situation before the story can be made public.

    Otherwise they turn away and call you mad.

    Not long now until they understand enough about killing of the innocent for electoral gain.

  221. 221
    Lord Cullen says:

    Nothing irregular about screaming before shooting oneself twice in the head. By all accounts Brother Hamilton was a decent sort before this unfortunate episode.. and not at all a nonce. no no handguns are the real problem here..

  222. 222
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    I see that after the next election we are going to be hammered for tax
    to fund the cash cow which is the NHS
    The spin being put on it is “an ever increasing aged population with multipul ailments”
    What Bollocks ! No mention what so ever of the millions of immigrunts let in by Bliar and Cameron , nor of the breeding for benefits underclass whos spawn we keep having to pay for
    I dread to think just how much tax will have to rise , not just for the NHS but for education , housing , benefits and all the other bursting at the seams services
    which George has cut investment to , to make it look like he is paying off the deficit

  223. 223
    Wimmins' Matters says:

    Absolutely, it is suitably frivolous. Perhaps it could be adopted as the “Thirteenth Station of the Cross”.

  224. 224
    Oaten, Huhne, Thorpe, Smith etc. etc... says:

    The Beveridge Report was accepted by the Labour Party and, just as importantly, was implemented by the Atlee administration. We should be grateful to them and to Aneurin Bevan who did not get an easy ride from the medical profession.

    The Liberal Party ceased to play a realistic part in policy implementation after 1922. But dead members may well return to the public eye in the “historic” child abuse enquiry for a bit of naming and shaming.

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    “he wore his recognisable round glasses”
    But still stands no chance of beating Michael Gove into second place, at an aged Joe 90 look-a-like competition?

  226. 226
    Bob Rusk says:

    Utter bullshit. If you believe that you’ll believe anything.

  227. 227
    Scum Floats As Well As Cream says:

    Wishful thinking. Blair gets richer as his domestic reputation gets worse. He does not live in the same world as we and has no need to fear press revelations, the public or the police. If there is trouble he has properties abroad and could even retire to the USA as an honoured guest.

  228. 228
    Politicians- I've Shat 'Em says:

    They, Labour have no choice but to play this dangerous game. Fortunately the only casualties of the “historic” investigation-if there are any- will be dead. Its only importance for them is as a stick with which to beat the Government.

  229. 229
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Did he have to put his “Kitty” in quarantine?

  230. 230
    No Good Will Come of It says:

    MPs run around full of synthetic indignation, whereas it is reasonable to suppose that they above all know a lot about the crimes of their fellows. After all, it would pay them to do so since a timely leak to the press is as good as a dagger in the back- and no blood on their hands.

  231. 231
    No Good Will Come of It says:

    Would he have been given the only copy? Was it not catalogued as evidence with a record of its origin? If you are right then yes. If it was the only copy then it raises questions for the Met. Wonder why the Met has been given no role in May’s enquiry?

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