July 6th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Pick up your copy of today’s Sun on Sunday to read all about Hillary Clinton forgetting Labour during her London visit. Ed Balls was left out in the cold by the US Embassy this week as well. Also in Guido’s column, don’t miss out on:


  • Clandestine recordings? Piers Morgan and Gordon Brown knew all about it…
  • Hammond crashes in front of navy
  • Why glamorous Gabby is leaving Downing Street


  • The old Etonian who brought Cameron and Clegg together is leaving Downing Street for Barclays
  • Which top Premier League footballer is a secret fan of UKIP?
  • Boris jumps on Tory MP’s wife in bed

Politics for the many, not the few. Enjoy a free 30-day trial here


  1. 1
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Don not turn on your lie detectors as they will break.


    • 8
      Andrew Neil says:

      My wig has it’s own dressing room you know!


      • 278
        slump says:

        make the house presentable.
        make the house civilised.
        do not use a hedge fund manager to hedge your bets.

        house is for rest. when rested . rest some more. call it work or play. find a cool tree, also know as a shade. get the headphones and sneakers on.

        bored yet.hence go, slump.


    • 37
      Obfuscation from those with a past says:

      I see the usual suspects are out in force this morning to trash Dickens.

      Margaret Hodge being their cheerleader and Mellor…..What have they got to hide?

      Thank fook for steadfast people like Norman Tebbit


      • 45
        Funny you should say that says:

        Mellor raises the point that if the Labour opposition at the time had thought there was a cover up going on someone like Gerard Kaufman would have gave them a kicking in tne commons.


      • 63
        THIS IS WHY HODGE DOES NOT WANT AN INVESTIGATION (Of course Murnaghan said nowt) says:


      • 155
        Handycock the Pervert's Pervert says:

        I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Back in the 80′s we were all at it. This is the only reason I went in to politics in the first place. As an MP or member of the Lords, you knew you would be covered up for, join the Brotherhood too and it was a double insurance policy. This country is falling apart now, there is no respect left for Honourable and Right Honourable members anymore. Boaz.


        • 228
          concentrate in a bottle called Robinson's Juice says:

          please give the english your love.
          pure as volvic.

          Fifteen Love.


        • 256
          Why didn't you keep your promise to me Handy? says:

          Danielle from Romania. Handy when you were frequently visiting my orphanage in Romania, and you worked for Mencap and were a Councillor and County Councillor for Hampshire and Portsmouth, you promised me, as we lay in bed together, that you loved me and would marry me in four years time when I was 16 years old? You did not, and I have since found out that you made the same promise to other girls in the orphanage, some of whom were younger that me. Sir, you are a love rat!.


          • WoRaft Chihuahua says:

            I remember when the Romanian orphanages were opened and some people rushed over there to pick out children as if they were puppies. Many of the people meant well, but at least one couple smuggled a child out without papers, thinking themselves a heck of a pair of heroes as they preened on TV, unable to see that this made them kidnappers.

            Maybe it wasn’t only the desperate childless who visited the poorly-run orphanages, able to secure services for themselves at very favourable rates.


      • 181
        Anonymous says:

        The person trying to expose our filthy and corrupt establishment has just been sentenced to 18months imprisonment. Yes, I do mean Andy Coulson. He did his best to expose the excrement of politicians,show business, church etc.,. They will get away with it now there is no-one like him ready to take them on by fair or foul means or whatever means are necessary to expose them.


        • 217
          BBC World of Filth says:



        • 257
          +1 says:



        • 357
          The two Muppets says:

          That was exactly why they supported a show trial ,
          The News of the World was an excellent paper for exposing
          the corruption and evil of certain so called celebrities .
          The”Hacked Off” campaign hated the free press .


          • Anonymous says:


            1. deliberate, perverse, or unconscious acceptance or promulgation of conflicting facts, principles, etc

            Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003 [and 1984?]


        • 382
          Max Clifford says:

          Fortunately I was aquitted and all my files returned in tact. Oh ….


        • 527
          Fucked off with Hacked Off says:

          Luvvies against freedom

          Fuck ‘em


          • Fucked off with Hacked Off says:

            It’s all about cover up.

            Grant doesn’t want the public to find out he likes having his cock sucked in public by black whores.

            Coogan doesn’t want the public to find out about his alledged coke’n’whores habit.

            And as for the p@edos …

            Freedom of the press is sacrosanct. Fight back against Hacked Off.


    • 114
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      7 * 8 = 78. Easy when you know how, like wot I do.

      Now back to watching Sesame Street. Today I’m learning all about the number 4.


    • 188
      perspective says:

      so, free money wins.
      ask roger from starship federation.


    • 233
      The Growler says:

      “Politics for the many, not the few. Enjoy a free 30-day trial here…” no thanks, I’m not that daft, there have been a few tales on this blog about the full price and the taking of bank details. Anyway an old Etonian in no 10 good grief the place must be crawling with the blighters, it makes Dave feel at home.


    • 347
      frizzled frizby says:

      diamonds are in the pink.
      sterling down.
      Bob Geldolf is in a bad patch.
      each episode produces toxins.
      remedy knows remedy.
      his name is Johnny english.

      I am bored now.


    • 516
      parliamentry peado's says:

      Lose the Dossier ? We’re all in it together!


  2. 2
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Has there ever been a more vacuous politician than Hilary Clinton.

    Was quite happy for her husband to screw his way through every party worker he could get his hands on as long as she got to stay in the White House.

    The thing that she staked her reputation on, which was reforming Healthcare, she was an abject failure.

    Hilary Clinton a portrait of a modern politician


  3. 3
    NO SEATS NIGEL says:

    Anyone got a seat spare?


  4. 5
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    More of Nick Clegg on the TV – just to remind everyone about the party he leads

    The moral compass of the LibDems
    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood and thinks its ok for Cyril to turn up at Children’s home and beat boys on the bare bottom. It was not (in the 60s) and has never been acceptable behaviour.
    4. Steele and Williams now think Reynard should be re-admitted to the party
    5. Paddy Pants Down
    6. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    7. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    8. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    9. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    10. David Laws – Liar and thief
    11. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    12. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    13. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    14. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her (lack of) support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    15. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    16. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    17. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    18. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman
    19. The LibDems took £2.4 million of stolen money from Michael Brown
    20. Jenny Tongue the anti –Semite
    21. Finally the icing on the cake are the intellectual heavyweights of Lynn Featherstone and Sarah Teather


    • 14

      Am all in favour of MPs getting their pants down and indulging in as much hanky-panky as possible, providing it is not illegal. The more the better!

      If they are fucking each other, then they can’t be fucking us.


      • 19
      • 26
        nosey neighbour says:

        Naughty cat


      • 31
        Myrtle Chavgasser of Dorking says:

        When John Prescott was fucking his secretary, he was doing it in his office during office hours, so he was actually fucking us, too.

        And then there was William Hague and his spad, in a hotel room, at our expense..


        • 48
          Talking of criminals at the heart of Government says:

          Prescots behaviour provided the perfect example of he criminal offence of ‘Misconduct in public office’ . Why was he not prosecuted.


          • laughed about in court says:

            How do you prosecute a case when everyone from jury to defense and prosecution lawyers and Judge and court room staff would be continuously laughing about it?


          • believe it or not says:

            Could be more sexual liaisons in Prescotts life.

            The ones taking place in office hours are of utmost public interest.


          • E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

            Were you the only person in the country who did not realise that the whole political class is so riddled with crime, perversion and corruption that the achievement of high office is dependent purely on blackmail.

            How on earth could an imbecile like Gordon Brown get to be Prime Minister without even a nod to democracy? Ans. – Because he knew who had fucked who, who had stolen what, who had lied and worse.

            How did two prominent members of the Labour party die of heart attacks without anybody thinking it strange.

            Unexpected deaths seemed to be a theme in Blair’s Labour Party.

            Let us have a bit more revealed and watch the evil hyenas eat each other.

            Most of all, let us see the full story of the evil that Blair visited on this Kingdom so that we never allow his like to have any power again.


          • Crude but effective measurements says:

            Male Chimps have big balls and are sex crazy.
            Gorillas are small and nothing obscene will ever be seen.
            Whilst human are between, on matters of balls sizes.

            In allowing wannabees in to public life their balls should be measured. If too big register them as being unfit for public office.


          • Yvette Cooper - Triple Flipper says:

            Steady on there!


          • Hows About That Then?! says:

            Because he was a rare example of a confirmed heterosexual, non-deviant MP.


        • 115
          Greens are grade A cranks says:

          Prescott, the guy who just had to hit on an employee because he didn’t have the bottle to find himself an actress.


      • 64
        couldabin says:

        Wanna bet?


      • 135
        Some say says:

        False dichotemy.


      • 531
        Ever Hopeful says:

        Multitasking must be the answer.

        On the question of the sudden self righteous Parliamentary concern and the disappearing dossiers, the richest source of information about MP kiddiefiddlers must be MPs themselves. Instead of putting their names to unctuous petitions they could from the inevitable gossip suggest useful leads for investigation.
        Perhaps this may be embarrassing for the entire structure and thus they are reduced to shrugging and denying all knowledge.
        Labour are reducing it to a stick to beat the Government.


    • 473
      English minority says:

      Yes upto a point but slipping Jenny Tongue in for being honest indicates you have a certain agenda mate.


  5. 6

    God @tweetIikeagod · Jun 29

    I just read last year 4,153,297 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  6. 7
    • 34
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Libertarians = Freedom & a small state

      Communists = Totalitarianism & an all powerful state

      Stop drinking the coolaid as it has clearly addled your brain.


      • 54
        Go figure says:

        Nazis= Totalitarianism & an all powerful state.


      • 475
        Libertarians Always Want to Shoot Me says:

        Libertarians = my gun is bigger than yours.

        Democrats = let’s sort this out reasonably through argument in an assembly of our representatives.

        Libertarians, Monarchists, Islam, Commies and Narzies all hate democracy.


    • 75
      The Wild Colonial Boy says:

      Libertarians = [1] greedy pigs in disguise (the ones with the money). [2.] naive fools (the ones without the money).


  7. 10
    Gordon says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


  8. 13
    MI5 says:

    Why are all the pederasty files described as ‘missing’. We’ve got them all here!


  9. 15
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:


    Can’t we get these guys to do the same to mosques in Britain :-)


  10. 17
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    At least none of the England player’s suffered a broken bone in their back like Brazilian Neymar

    Mainly because the’re all fucking spineless .


  11. 18

    Does the news that The Reverend Flowers has become a gay porn producer mean the BBC will now bend over backwards to offer him a role presenting Uphill Gardeners’ Question Time?

    Also he was formerly:
    Chairman of the Co-op Bank
    Member of the Advertising Standards Authority
    Vice-chairman of the National Association of Citizens’ Advice Bureaux
    Chairman of Manchester Camerata
    Chairman of Manchester City Chamber Orchestra
    Chairman of the drug abuse charity Lifeline
    Chairman of the Terrence Higgins Trust

    Or perhaps the BBC could offer him facilities to entertain young children?


    • 57
      God says:

      There will be a special place in the lake of fire reserved for this wolf in sheeps clothing.


      • 90

        He makes me so cross that I should like to libel him.

        Unfortunately, no matter what scurrilous thing I can think of to say, my wish is quite impossible…

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 237

          I understand that he cheats at Monopoly.


        • 334
          Jethro (Q.C. and Bar failed) says:

          90 I suggest, m’Lud, that Mr. Flowers is actually…[drum-roll]… a (sneery voice) CONSERVATIVE! [gasps, shocked murmurs, 'Silence in Court', continued mutterings, 'SILENCE in Court!'; Judge takes wig off, mops brow, puts back wig on, takes slow sip from glass of water, passes hand in front of eyes...]
          ‘I am not sure I heard Counsel aright…’
          ‘If your Lordship desires, I will repeat my contention…’ [gasps and shocked mutterings, single voice faintly cries, 'No: anything but that!']
          (Firmly) ‘I am sure that this Court has heard enough, indeed, more than enough from Counsel. Court adjourned! (relieved sighs). Mr. Wossname, perhaps you will be good enough to afford me a few moments of your time in my Chambers, during the adjournment’ (satisfied and approving murmurs).


    • 124
    • 149
      NE Frontiersman says:

      He was also Deputy Chair of Rochdale Social Services Committee while Cyril Smith was carrying out his youth work at Knowl View, so he has qualifications in that field.


    • 166
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      The BBC likes to widen the circle of it’s friends.


    • 262
    • 291
      John Bellingham says:

      Flowers was on the Advertising Standards Authority? Like that Aids-riddled Clapham-Common troller “Lordy” Smith of the Environment Agency? No wonder so many ads bring gaity to our lives


      • 353
        Crown Prosecution next job says:

        Has any senior member of the Environment Agency been reported, investigated or prosecuted for putting in place a policy, which was shown the previous winter, to cause extensive flooding leading wide ranging environmental, habitat and animal destruction and so did so late in 2013.


    • 555
      Hows About That Then?! says:

      Spot on and very funny!



  12. 21
  13. 25
    M(.)rningt(.)n Crescent, after Lord Gnome says:

    Slimy Britoil, indeed…


  14. 27
    Sod the BBC says:

    I’d love to see a 30 day trial with Brown in the dock.


  15. 28
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones and Vanessa Feltz are both big enough to have dealt with sexual advances of Rolf Harris rather than leave it.


  16. 33

    It’s about time they dumped Labour.

    But, it’s a good day to die !

    Vote UKIP :-D


  17. 35
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Sounds like dearest Darling is very worried over the Scots NO vote on Sunday Politics, when politician know they are on a good thing they just give the outline, dearest Darling sounded like he had to get his point out as nobody was believing him, very strange seeing we are told the NO vote is way ahead, by the way Scots please vote YES and next year you won’t have to worry about Camorons Conservatives controlling your country.


    • 43
      Jislam: death cult, mental illness, or both? says:

      Cameron said that if Scotland left the UK, it would “break his heart”. Come on, Scotland! It’s got to be worth voting ‘Yes’ for that reason alone!


    • 180
      Och, I'm in it for the ££££££££££££££££££££££ says:

      Darling wouldn’t be able to flip homes for starters if the Yes vote won.
      I doubt that he would like that.


      • 327
        Anonymous says:

        He wouldn’t need to.He made a small fortune at taxpayers expense when he flipped 4 times in 3 years during the time of the Bliar reign.


    • 505
      Ma­­qb­oul says:

      Vote YES and lets create ourselves a little socialist Utopian paradise north of the border where the old, the sick and *gets out onion* the vulnerable will all be looked after with money on demand and as many spare bedrooms as you could shake a stick at. Where all healthcare for people and their pets is free, no waiting lists and there is a hospital on every street corner. All of this will be paid for by Scottish oil, whisky and farmed salmon as well as a 99% tax on the Rich who will gladly cough up to help the old, the sick and *plays violin* the vulnerable. Vote for Salmond and you will never see an evil Tory eating Scottish children on the streets of Glasgow again.

      Vote YES.



  18. 36
    enigma code says:

    Hire that Polish girl from Starbucks. She “mini me”. SHE NO czeck lady. Help her. Let her wait on mother. The sweet spot is not emotional plumbing. Who is admiral Hitler?


  19. 38
    Stinks to High Heaven says:

    That well known Tory fuckwit ,Gove’s response to ‘Will there be a public Inquiry into Westminster P*edo allegations’ ? Answer: NO

    What a knob he is.


    • 160
      Flood gates says:

      No more public enquiries – I want prosecutions.


    • 224
      The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

      He kept on talking about British Schools, I thought his Jock hands were only in charge of England’s Schools as it is a devolved matter in Wales, as he did not say Uk or Great Britain I guess the sweaty sock has already given into the yes campaign.


  20. 39
    1 file is a mistake says:

    114 lost is a cover up


  21. 41
    An award for the Architect who produced the most ugly building ever? says:


    • 42
      Money Talks says:

      Smacks of corruption in local government…Someone(s) is laughing all the way to the bank over that pile of shite.


      • 78
        Fred the pensioner says:

        What a pile of egotistical shit. Whoever designed that should be struck the architects’ register.


        • 210
          A1 says:

          Architecs today can only draw triangles and rectangles because other shapes are too difficult for them to do on a computer.


    • 47
      Jislam: death cult, mental illness, or both? says:

      Looks like our may well have been designed by the special needs pupils themselves, with crayons.


    • 50
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Whoever gave that monstrosity planning permission is certainly a special needs candidate :-)


      • 138
        Expat Geordie says:

        Possibly, but you can guarantee that their health is very good in one respect – their offshore bank balance.


    • 170
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Well done Chuka Ummuna, you have just been voted the most boring person in the UK.


  22. 44
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I see FIFA are promoting a “Say NO to racism in football”

    After Louis Suarez antics, shouldn’t they also be promoting a “say NO to cannibalism in football” :-)


    • 77
      Fred the pensioner says:

      After that Brazil/Columbia match, they might start nearer home with a “No Thuggery” campaign. If anyone on the street did what that Columbian thug did to Neymar, he would be up on a charge of GBH – so why does similar not apply to a game of football?


  23. 46
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    You have to ask the question, what is Mellor hiding?


    • 56
      Harriet Harmong and her husband Mrs Dromey says:

      We were right to support PIE, and right to deny supporting PIE.


    • 80
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Mellor wants everybody to forget he is a toe-sucking Chelski fan. Can’t blame him really! Maybe he has grown up a bit in recent years.


  24. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Hillary LOOKS really well doesn’t she? Old photo?


  25. 58
    Labour MPs get their Owls before everyone else. says:


  26. 60
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    On the basis that you keep your friends close and your enemies closer still ?


    • 65
      The only good MP is a dead MP says:

      On the basis that Vince is the only LimpDim who can spell ‘business’. Shame he’s never actually run one.


      • 73
        Vince er er Cable says:

        But I’m probably the only politician who can say “I cannot recall….” and you’d believe me.


      • 76
        A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

        We don’t know which Lib Dem MPs will be left standing after the election so the field for the next leadership contest could be seriously depleted. Charles Kennedy might be the party’s only realistic choice. Vince Cable would be a terrible leader and would make Miliband look almost competent.


  27. 72
    An undeniable truth says:


    • 83
      Katie says:


      • 145
        Expat Geordie says:

        Well it is pissing down here in Bournemouth. According to the BBC we are not due to get rain here until Tuesday. If they can’t get that little bit of weather right, then why the hell should we trust them on the climate?


        • 506
          Ma­­qb­oul says:

          Yes but you have to understand the difference between climate and the weather. Apparently there is a difference and while the scientists cannot predict next week’s temperatures they can with complete confidence and accuracy tell you what the climate will be like in 50 years time. If you question this, you are a “denier” which in green circles is worse than being Jimmy Saville.


    • 169
      Rolf and Jimmy says:

      We never denied global warming – that’s why the BBC left us alone.


  28. 81
    John Bercow says:

    My psychiatrist says I need a distraction from the taunts of the big boys.
    He suggests that I take up miniature golf.


    • 86
      Dr Death.. says:

      Keep on your toes short arse…like a dwarf in a public toilet..


    • 97
      bergen says:

      Much of Bercow’s problem is he’s simply not up to it. There was a good run of Speakers; Horace King, Selwyn Lloyd ,George Thomas, Bernard Wetherill and Betty Boothroyd.

      Then we have Martin on a betting scam by Labour backbenchers and Bercow selected to annoy the Tory backbenchers. Neither were distinguished parliamentarians and the contempt shows.


  29. 82
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Watching Tour de France on TV just going past some wind turbines. Oddly enough they are not running because there is no wind.


    • 89
      NSA says:

      Don’t worry, Menwith Hill is running.


    • 99
      Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

      That’s OK, the mug Taxpayers pick up the tab.


    • 109
      Cinna says:

      The breeze was stiff enough to blow all those flags about. I wonder if the Septics were picking up the TdF racing teams communications?


    • 111
      Is there a bike race going off then ?? says:

      Actually I drove south down M6 yesterday and those wind turbines weren’t turning then either although at every junction from Junction 38 to Junction 35 there were signs ..”Don’t use THIS junction..Tour de France !” presumably if you were attempting a cross country route via the Yorkshire Dales to M1 then you were either a masochist or someone who doesn’t follow the sporting news ? Stopped at Tebay Services between Junction 39 – 38..the place was swarming with Scot’s cycling fans in yellow tops obvioulsy using facilities before turning off motorway. Spaces in car park were at a a premium and manned by attendant directing traffic.Best line I heard was from some little old lady who was obviously on charabanc outing from Glasgow to Blackpool who said(see monicker above) Aah Bless !!


      • 393
        Ed "Wavey" Davey says:

        There must have been a power cut if the wind turbines weren’t turning.
        They normally take power from the grid to keep them turning and try to kid people that they might actually be of some use.


  30. 94
    Persona Non Grata says:

    Mellor on Sky. Looks like a man about to be led to the gallows?


    • 107
      M(.)rningt(.)n Crescent says:

      Mellor “has just presented the case for the defence of Leon Brittan”.

      That’s all the poor fucker needs…


    • 118
      Cinna says:

      I see V*az has stuck his head over the parapet.



      • 191
        Slug features says:

        Slimey as ever. Must be a family trait.


      • 241
        Fred the pensioner says:

        If his name was on that little guest/visitors list published on here earlier, he just might get it shot off. In any case he is just fucking grandstanding. How can the HO Perm Sec of today know what happened to files 30 or more years ago? All he can reasonably say is we looked in the archives room where they should have been and were found to be missing. Literally thousands of people must have been in and out of that room over the years and any one (or more) of them could have had reason to do a spot of “spring cleaning”.

        He should be asked when that year’s files were transferred to the Public Records Office at Kew – you know, the place that had a severe fire a few weeks ago.

        All very odd.


  31. 95
    Karl Schennedy says:

    I think that by now you will all understand why, when I was leader of the LibDems, I made certain I was permanently pissed.


  32. 103
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    V. v. tired this morning.

    Was up all night sniffing the saddles from the Tour De France bicycles after the lads had been dripping sweat up Yorkshire hill climbs.


  33. 112
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A certain tweeter states that Conservatives and Tories are the same. Some might have cause to argue otherwise.

    Tories were from the Cavaliers. Most Conservatives now are Roundheads. These latter were also known as Diggers.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  34. 113
    The Admiral says:

    Funny comments have been closed on the DTs article… http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/10948796/Paedophilia-is-natural-and-normal-for-males.html


  35. 121
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    It all started with Edward Heath.

    Funny he never married.


  36. 123
    The Admiral says:

    No, I don’t like the link title much either. It’s Andrew Gilligans piece in Comments last nights DT.


  37. 137
    A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

    More than half the population want the telly tax scrapped. BBC are still in denial: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10948776/Public-want-BBC-licence-fee-scrapped.html


    • 139
      Persona Non Grata says:

      Too right. We might get some impartiality out of the f*ckers then.


      • 264
        Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... says:

        Ancient seafarer says:
        July 6, 2014 at 5:34 am

        People should have the guts to just stop paying then. Lots of free advice on the net on how to go about it – including the little vid ^^^ up there earlier.

        They can’t jail us all and if the one million folk whose licence is due for renewal this month just failed to turn up and buy one, then the whole system will start to creak and sway. Similarly the next million due in August and so on into the future. In just 12 months there will be 30-40 million people in the country without a BBC licence. If you don’t take practical action you will be paying for it until you die – even if you never listen to/watch any of it ever again. It worked in the Antipodes, where there no longer a telly tax, so it can also work here.

        Don’t get up off your arses and pay – just stay sitting comfortably on your settee in front of the goggle box while you ponder what to spend that extra 150 quid you suddenly have in your pocket..


    • 177
      BBC World of Filth says:

      It could be worse. There are suggestions that the income for the BBC could come from a surcharge to the community charge aka council tax.


  38. 140

    Courtesy of soneone.com

    Convicted criminal and evil person Luis Suarez has refuted claims that he shot and killed President John F Kennedy.

    Infamous communist and womaniser Kennedy, who had to have his dick sedated around civilian females, was reportedly gunned down by Suarez for no reason.

    And despite the Uruguayan’s claims that he wasn’t even born in 1963, no one on Earth gives a fuck about what he has to say.

    British Prime Minister David Cameron, who has the sporting prowess of an asthmatic condom, condemned the Liverpool striker’s latest crime and insisted that capital punishment should be reintroduced to deal with anyone who has obvious psychological problems.

    He said: “While I do not follow football, I have been informed that Luis Suarez has mental health problems for which only he is to blame.

    “The fact that he killed President Kennedy demonstrates that foreign people from poor backgrounds, no matter how talented, are man eating murderers who should be flogged and shagged until they are dead.”

    This robust response from the coalition government has lead to a surge in opinion polls, which also show that the majority of the UK public would like boy band One Direction to be the new Chancellor of the Exchequer.


  39. 141
    Tory Grandee says:

    Lovely weather for a day ‘out’.

    Just backing some jelly-babies, fizzy-pop, Vaseline, surgical gloves, ball-gag and a digital camera.


  40. 147
    Anonymous says:

    Have all the muzzles fled Yorkshire, they are not watching the bike race!!
    Seeing plenty of churches, but no mosques.


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    Good question! says:


  42. 154
    Wanno says:

    The condition of Rolf Harris is said to be satisfactory and not life threatening.


    • 185
      A doctor says:

      This is a serious condition and one likely to cause severe loss of income. Recent reports have indicated that the BBC and Parliament are major sources of infestation.


      • 205
        Village Idiot says:

        ..”Endemic, systemic,epidemic, within our educated elites ,past and present!
        (….at uni,do they educate a conscience out of pupils?)….Queasy or what?…it,s going to be a bumpy ride, for some!


  43. 156
    Jimmy says:

    Far be it from me to question the Digger, but in light of recent events was “enjoy a free trial” the best marketing slogan they could come up with?


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    @BW: If quoting a source – pls. chuck up a headline at least with the date and source – or indeed post a URL. Makes it easier to find.

    J’ehova’s W’itness is interesting to mention. Thinking of purple triangles myself – but need to see the article.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 242
      Gooey Blob says:

      Ukip are worth a punt if you live in a safe Labour seat. Alas, voting for them anywhere else is only going to help Ed Miliband into Downing Street.


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    Anonymous says:


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      Persona Non Grata says:

      Now that revealing. The evidence mounting through collective cooperation, but those at the top still have the power to censor. We need evidence of MI5 involvement, blackmail etc.


  46. 187
    Gerry Adams says:


    • 189
      Persona Non Grata says:

      That’s a very good start.


      • 244
        Fred the pensioner says:

        To whom to MI5 (supposedly) answer?


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          Fred the pensioner says:



        • 298
          John Bellingham says:

          To MI-5, silly.
          Who was the Irish Nationalist who covered up his brother’s “little habit” for twenty years? Does it rhyme with “Had ‘ems”?


          • Anonymous says:

            Probably does, he was a horrible gobshite. The Paras had explosive detectors using the Ni63 isotope and stopped him regularly. The detector invariably got shoved into his bollocks.


  47. 193
    Gordon Brown says:

    Come on Tim


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    oooooh! says:


  49. 201
    The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many says:


  50. 202
    Leon Brittan says:

    I’m just a scallywag.


    • 207
      Posh Victoria says:

      I’m just a miserable bitch who doesn’t want to be watching the tennis final, but I’m told it’s good PR by Maxie in a ‘phone call.


  51. 208
    The Young Ones says:

    Apparently Sir Cliff has a superinjunction banning news outlets from mentioning him in relation to Elm Guest House. “Kitty” needn’t worry. No one will mention his secrets here.

    In unrelated news, Sir Cliff revoked his British citizenship last year and is now a citizen of Barbados, which just so happens to not have an extradition treaty with the UK.


    • 213
      Persona Non Grata says:

      Grab the c*nt while he’s @ Wimbledon.


      • 287
        hilary says:

        Cliff almost got married you know, so he can’t be gay. It just turned out she wasn’t the right woman for him at the time.


        • 303
          Jack Ketch says:

          My late Aunt worked for EMI in the 1950s and early ’60s. She identified several poufs and two kiddly fiddlers among the “stars” of the time. “Give me the Moonlight, Give me the Boys” and “Summer Holiday” were NOT her favourite records.


          • Dolphin Square Boys' Club says:

            Frankie Vaughan? He did a lot of the Boys’ Clubs, and was a Jooooo. So, click your fingers as you tick the boxes.


    • 230
      Hank Marvin says:



    • 247
      Fred the pensioner says:

      If Barbados is a member of the Commonwealth, there are special “rendition” agreements in place which can be used. If Barbados is not in the Commonwealth, then watch for news of a sudden heart attack whilst standing on a corner watching all the boys go by.


    • 268
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Can I renounce my British citizenship and become a citizen of Barbados or maybe Russia? Boaz.


  52. 209
    Derek Laud, aka another scallywag says:

    Laud ‘a’ mercy!


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    Anonymous says:


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    Anonymous says:


    • 304
      Jack Ketch says:

      “Tory peer is quizzed?”–as in, “Here is your starter for a 10-year old”?


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    Anonymous says:


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    Anonymous says:


    • 221
      Anonymous says:


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        Anonymous says:


        • 226
          Persona Non Grata says:

          I’ll just say what everybody’s thinking shall I. How f*cking convenient. And it only took him about a week to come up with it.


  58. 223
    Anonymous says:


    • 246
      Harriet "PIE" Harmong and her husband Mrs Dromey says:

      We shall not be calling for such a review.


      • 250
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Also have to ensure that the Illuminati down the Lodge are properly excluded.


    • 484
      Let's Be Realistic About This says:

      If such the terms of reference of such a review don’t mention Freemasonry, there’s not much point in undertaking the review.


  59. 225
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    perhaps things will all turn out for the best, maybe in a few years we will have cleared out all of the perverts and thieves from politics and got rid of the Scots and Europeans too, oh and the Islamic aberration.


  60. 252
    Sue Grabbitt and Runne says:

    Mail on Sunday refusing to name Leader of WWII Nazis for legal reasons


  61. 254
    "Dishface" Cameron live at Wimbledon says:



  62. 258
    Harris taken up the 'arris says:

    Right now, Rolf is singing Two Big Boys in his cell.


  63. 260
    Noncesense says:

    Is it true that a certain Mr Man-handles-sons was mentioned in Operation Ore as a kiddie diddler? The Operation that the nice Mr Blair slapped a 100 year D notice on “for national security reasons”?


    • 300
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      Where shall we turn to ensure to enforce our good sense and Justice. To see Justice met out as useless drone bees are driven from the nest to die in social exculsion.
      The Judiciary ?
      The Church ?
      The Police ?
      The Army ?
      The Streets ?


    • 417
      Dolphin Square Boys' Club says:

      Mandy picked up Reinaldo while cruising in Brazil. Some of the other Reinaldo’s he cruised with were well under age. He was on government business at the time and was completely blatent about it. He knew he was well protected.


  64. 261
    Eugenics R Us.. says:


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      Stafford Crypts says:

      That explains a lot.


    • 301
      Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

      Good God a mass murdering supporters charity. If you stand close to Burn’am you can smell the rotting corpses.
      Marxists. Malignant Malicious Murdering Maggots


      • 492
        Fake Charities R Us says:

        … and just how much does our wonderful government give them in funding from the public purse?

        Why is the never a suicide bomber around when you need one?


    • 378
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Those two will be lucky to see out next week while wearing a Burnham Death Wristband.


  65. 265
    Shiney Sheff? says:

    Fooks me. The Tour T’Yorkshire has just spent 2 days in beautiful countryside and lovely towns and it ends up down a potholed road next to a derelict building site somewhere in Sheffield.


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        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        as a 10 year old I once bicycled to Sheffield, about 20 miles, with my 3 gear hub, I looked down on the deep valley obscured by the steam from the large powerstations and thought “I think that’s far enough”.


        • 323
          the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

          when I compare this not unusual 40 mile round trip, admitted was rare to see a vehicle, to the mollycoddled lot of today I do wonder. there did seem to be more safety and independence about in those days, there were idiots about and there were murders and wotnot but because everybody was much of a muchness bad things never really suddenly happened. I think my feeling of safety might be because there was a sense of belonging, a feeling of knowing what the locality ( Yorkshire ) was about. I don’t think that is there now because of the influx of all the Islamics and their ability to not fit in.


    • 307
      Anonymous says:

      Still no muzzies on show though, perhaps the’ve all gone to Iraq.


      • 404
        Cinna says:

        Well Country File had a group from the ethnic minorities out in the Peak District on tonights show. They wanted to encourage more of them to take to the great outdoors. Claimed less than 1% of visitors to the Peak District were from the ethnic minorities.

        The Peak District is an ideal place for a holiday, if you don’t mind the odd downpour.


        • 493
          Hill "william" Hiker says:

          It is indeed an ideal place for a whites only holiday away from all this fucking diversity shit.

          So, please, just STFU.

          Thank you


  66. 267
    tories are cunts says:

    Hilary forgets labor – what, like Brittan forgets where he put the dossiers, hey???
    Fucking tories in more ways than one


    • 270
      Sidney Cooke says:

      Come at visit me at Wakefield nick.

      I’ll sing like a canary.


    • 373
      Labour's dodgy dossier cost the lives of half a million men, women and children. says:

      Labour know a thing about dodgy dossiers, don’tcha know?


  67. 269
    Anonymous says:


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      Er, excuse me, Sir, but... er... says:

      So who was it – and why was he warned off? We need more clarification and clarity with regard to this one.


  68. 272
    Hodge the Dodge says:


    • 275
      Anonymous says:


      Seems like a lot of cash at the time.


      • 292
        JadedJean28 says:

        There does seem to be a rather high incidence of J*wish names/persons involved with the ongoing criminal investigation.

        Perhaps that’s the real scandal at the heart of British politics and succesive governments over the past 50 years?

        Remember it was their tribe that invented satanism.


    • 306
      Jack Ketch says:

      NO! No! NO! Mrs Hodge’s typewriter was hacked!


    • 316
      Cozy media stitch up says:

      Come on Murnaghan, stop kissing her arse, throw that in front of her and let her explain her actions…


      • 494
        Er, excuse me, Sir, but... er... says:

        Murnaghan hasn’t the guts to challenge a wet fish. Let Kay Burley loose!


    • 414
      Dolphin Square Boys' Club says:

      Hodge’s husband was at the NCCL when PIE were invited to join. Hodge invited gay p a edos to apply for jobs at Islington care homes. Hodge inherited her Barking seat from another NCCL p a e do, Jo Richardson. Oy vey.


  69. 274
    Anonymous says:

    Any dodgy flat sharing in the past,there is a pattern.


    • 280
      Michael Gove is the biggest cunt in Westminster by a country mile says:

      There is another pattern: Gove’s astonishing stupidity.

      He declares – even after the Muzzbot takeover of state schools in Birmingham, where children were taught that white women “are whores” – that multiculturalism is “undoubtedly wonderful for Britain”, even though we all know it certainly fucking isn’t. Now, dorkface Gove says there shouldn’t be an inquiry into a likely pa*edo infestation in Westminster, even though there certainly fucking well should be.

      Dorkface Gove is without doubt the most stupid c*nt in government – and he’s up against some stiff competition.


      • 324
        non taxable pikey says:

        Gove is going to be overtaken by events. It is coming out into the open and he is not going to be able to stop it. The big question is why does he want to? What has he got against the TRUTH?
        If he continues in this vein then he is history. The Truth will out.


  70. 276
    "Dishface" Cameron live at Wimbledon says:

    Andy Murray breaks Novak again! He’s now won four games in a row. SUPER FUCKING HOBNOBS!


  71. 282

    Next leader of the free world!


  72. 284
    Roma Bert. says:

    Vanessa Feltz: Rolf Harris assaulted me……

    yeah, right, who the f*ck indecently assaults a pig in knickers? :)


  73. 293
    Adolf Hitlers's DNA says:

    I’ve filed my application to Google under the ‘right to forget’ rules.


  74. 295
    Mens' Libber says:

    The mens’ Wimbledon final has gone to five sets.

    The women don’t desrve half of their money for the sorry excuse of a match they presented us with yesterday.


  75. 297

    @BW: Thank you for the detail – am tuned in now.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 345
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft


      • 377
        Camoron's pitiful little bedwetting faux Tories are pathetic cowardly cretins says:

        Yes, because Dave’s Faux Tories are so much better.

        Immigration: UP. Half a million last year alone.
        Deficit: UP.
        National Debt: DOUBLED.
        Foreign aid: UP 28% last year.
        Schools: taken over by Muslim extremists.
        Britain’s defences: slashed.
        Snooper’s Charter: revived.
        War on Motorists: resumed.
        Free press: oppressed.
        Savers: punished.
        Taxation: UP.
        2017 EU referendum: Dave thinks he can avoid holding one (according to Dom Cummings). No surprises there.
        Countryside: demolished to build hundreds of thousands of homes for immigrants.
        Labour’s £50 billion HS2 white elephant: alive and kicking, thanks to Dimmy Dave.
        Help for care home fees: a pathetic lie.

        It goes on and on.

        Vote for Dimmy Dave’s faux-Tory high tax high debt europhile scum, get more Labour. Don’t say you weren’t warned.


  76. 299
    The British media are cunts says:

    How the fuck do female tennis players get paid the same as the men? Two skinny east European women swat away for 45 minutes and end up getting paid as much as the guys.


  77. 302
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the Home Office have destroyed all files relating to PIE.

    The stench or cover up and corruption increases.


  78. 310
    It's Magic! says:

    Leon Brittan meets Tommy Cooper..? #LeonBrittan pic.twitter.com/EMnRdRwr89 — Gob Phlegm (@GobPhlegm) July 6, 2014


  79. 311
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Parents throughout country are concerned about teacher’s strike, so it’s remarkable that Prime Minister David Cameron won’t condemn move


    • 329
      Rubbish. says:

      Parents couldn’t care less about the teacher’s strike, they do care that their kids won’t be looked after, while they go to work, teacher’s should teach not strike, they should remember they can be replaced.


  80. 319
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:


    Lord xxxxx to be charged next Fri afternoon with 10+ counts Historic Child Abuse

    VIP ChildAbuse Dossier Story to get bigger


    • 328
      Sally says:

      Why is Lord xxxxx trending? *slapper face*


    • 333
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      I hope that there is some sort of a plan in place for if the entire government and top brass is detained by plod that someone is looking after the country ?


      • 335
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Nobody has been looking after the country for at least two decades anyway so I am quite relaxed. Carry on up the Creek as usual.


        • 497
          England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

          Agreed! Italy and Belgium are living proof that governments are completely irrelevant!


        • 543
          E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

          They’ve been too busy robbing the corpse.


      • 343
        Rubbish. says:

        The plan is probably to have the EU’s invisible army, you know the one’s Clegg says don’t exist to take over the UK, I hope that isn’t a plan the establishment have in mind, the weather is starting to warm up and so are the tempers of the public.


        • 350
          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          The Eu’s invisible army already have taken over the UK.
          Junckers with a treaty.


  81. 320
    Is media just another word for control? says:


  82. 325
    Clinton's cigar says:

    It is said some politicians will do anything to be leader. Anything at all.

    Lie, cheat steal, stab. They would tell huge, blatant lies to get office. They would even overlook their spouse fucking interns, if it would assist their chance for the big building.

    I am just such a politician.

    Vote Billary! It’s like New Labour, only without the fox hunting!


    • 337
      click monkey says:

      It is said some websites will do anything to be clicked upon. Anything at all.


  83. 336
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    If you have a thing that works why would you change it ?
    I think that there is something that I must not be understanding about social economics or something but still I ask if something is working ( or was working ) why (did you) change it ?
    I think I can answer my own question here.
    I think it is because the people who seek change are not happy.
    If people were happy with “as it is” then there would be no need for growth and influx of idiots and wotnot. but then influx of idiots and wotnots creates more unhappy people and the whole thing descends into a pit of misery.
    Best if the UK is self sufficient in food ASAP and gets to be happy and not wanting to change from being happy.


  84. 342
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:



    • 480
      Ein Stein N I Falloffer says:

      “They probably had some help from their Mums!” – one of the most insightful lyrics ever in popular music. Ponder on that Monsieur Gove.


  85. 344
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the thing is. does the UK Government, in it’s interactions with “the others” know what it is doing ?. If there is some plan that it would be in our best interests to follow then let’s be hearing it and make our minds up, if it makes sense or not. UK Government knows that most of population will die for country/family but are reticent to give this pledge if they are thinking that the Uk Government is populated by chancer, pervert, kiddy fiddller, traitorous fuckers.


  86. 346
    That looks like Chris Huhne's Prison says:


    • 352
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      This guy has taken narcissism to new heights.


      • 411
        Whisky helped Winnie Win the War says:

        Narcissism? Isn’t that how Winston Churchill pronounced it after a couple of whiskeys?


    • 355
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      he’s got to be spook funded, as I think the conservative black guy who goes hunting is. I mean if you can print a few trillion to bail out some money changers why not take a punt on political influence for a million or two. Get your guy in to the top seat in Government, help ease the way, grease the wheels, lubricate the piston ?


    • 370
      Yes, he's shit, but no-one in Labour dare get rid of him, because that would be waycist! says:

      Aw, bless! He’s found a black person in the countryside! Well done, Chukup!


    • 375
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Do all black women live in food banks?


  87. 351
    Nurse Botha says:

    Gordon in the common room had the belly ache
    Couldn’t find the toilet
    Too late


  88. 358

    EU: Can’t Watch This

    Vote UKIP :-D


  89. 361
    In the worst possible taste says:

    Norman Tebbit’s next children’s book is about a miserable old bastard who lives under a pile of rubble that used to be a hotel.


    • 365
      Labour: the party of murderers, thieves and liars says:

      It’s called, “The man who used to have five kids and a hotel in Baghdad until the warmongering Labour Party lied to the world that Iraq had WMDs and bombed the place to rubble, killing half a million people.”

      Or, “Labour are Murderers”, to give the book its shorter UK title.


      • 374
        Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

        Not bad, not bad at all


      • 553
        Anonymous says:

        But are you not sexing up the case against the Labour Party? For, as you must know, it was Blair – and his New Labour mates – that were the murderers and liars.

        P.S: Watch out for the film: The Killing Of Tony Blair.


  90. 366
    Gordon's Book has Scotland Broken away from the UK says:


    • 383
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Lol, whats the initial print run, 10,000 copies? that’s 9950 that are going to get pulped the other 50 will be sent as presents to people you don’t like.


  91. 367
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I hate this shit aspect of my society.
    that a person can attain advantage by secret affiliation.
    I feel that I can trust English to be sensible.
    Otherwise you are talking about exploitation of people.
    which is of course wrong.
    A secret society that is attached to government would be the ultimate betrayal.
    Perhaps I am misunderstanding something ?
    If the world was controlled by lizard people you would have to think that they must have a longer life span than humans because they don’t seem too direct and so why wouldn’t they sell it ?
    I know if I had medicine ” double your life” tm by the way I would definitely sell it for loads.
    so we are agreed present people “like that one” humans are not lizard people just fuck ups


  92. 368
    Speechless! says:


  93. 371
    Anonymous says:


  94. 372
    Anonymous says:

    Murnaghan did well to get Mr & Mrs Mellor on his show today.


  95. 379
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Is Rolf painting a portrait of a queen?.


  96. 380
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    well as anybody who has ever read anything on the internet can contest, Obama is a CIA creation and not even an American in that sense of being eligible. it is plain that documents were falsified to get the guy eligible. So now, seeing that what do we think about chukka, got to be the work of the same people.
    You do know that these people are not super intelligent reptiles? ok ? otherwise they would be selling eternal life.
    So, we have a low intelligence, stuffed full of money, chancer cartel trying to make influence on all us millions. you have to ask why why why ?
    did you hate our mother ?
    do you hate the nature ? and the country and the soil ?
    I should point out that I have a particular hatred of secret cults which sometimes colours my thinking.


  97. 381
    Anonymous says:


  98. 384
    Sun on Sunday says:

    Fancy a free 30-day trial, Ewanme?


    • 408
      piss off says:

      Hiya , darlin ;p

      Nope , I doesn’t fancy trials of any length , does I ??

      All the juicy ones seems to of bin an gone , anyways , I reckons , petal :(

      Old Baileys (not a bevvy) sez I gotta do my duty an sit on some dork wot is even more unfortunate than me , they thinks . Pffft .

      I HATES meetin my public , doesn’t I ???

      Now I , litrally , in two weeks , gotta sit on train wiv human beans an go jury-fiddlin wiv only minimalist fag-breaks , ain’t I ??

      This , probly , gonna be mos challengin stuff I done since not turnin up for DT O-level practical , I spose ;p Oooops .

      Plus , I done this before an sways the other pe a-brains to let the drug-dealers off , an that .

      PLUS , I gotta drug conviction of my own , FFS !!!

      WTF does one has to go thru to avoid doin time on jury , I aks u ???

      I blames Labour , I spose , doesn’t I ?? Them jerks changes rools an brung me back into play . An millions of other convicted tokers , I thinks .

      WANK FUCK . I HATES tubes , honey . Does u even know how far it is to fuckin Farrindon , ffs ??

      It about fifty miles , I heard . I jus knows I gonna get there in a *Ewa* mood which don’t bode well for no one .

      If they allowin COVICS to sit on jurys these days , we mus be short of ppl , I reckons .

      Wot TF I gonna wear , petal ?? I doesn’t really *do* clothes , does I ?? I gonna feel SOOO naked on tube , it givin me nitemares already .

      *Society* ain’t really for me an I wish u’d all piss off an leave me alone .

      Ta . E x x


      • 438
        simon_coulter says:

        I think the issue here is that being called to sit in judgement of your peers is a privilege, a fundamental poking by your superiors and a timely excuse to ignore these comments boards for a few weeks.
        Although nearly sixty-nine, and never having, knowingly, contributed to society, I still receive, literally, tens of begging letters each year from my fan-base urging me to bribe the Summoning Bureau from it’s slumbers.
        Make of that what you wish.


  99. 387
    John Major says:

    All I did was to enjoy a Curry


    • 429
      The perverted tit in no. 10, nemesis of the Conservative party says:

      All things considered, that makes you look relatively normal.

      Don’t you dare do it again.


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    _+_ says:


  102. 395
    Only 30 years too late says:


  103. 398

    Chimpanzee ‘language’ translated to English

    Malheureus’ement, cela ne se traduit pas en français. Le français n’est pas assez avancée.




  104. 403
    Then Arrest them says:


  105. 410
    Noncesense says:

    I wonder if any of the nonces from the 80s read this site. Were some of you members of the Spartacus Club? Did you attend parties at Elm Guest House held by Carole Kasir? We already know the names on the visitors register included Leon Brittan, Harvey Proctor, Peter Bottomley and Sir Cliff.


  106. 412
    Noncesense says:

    I hope the Tory nonces are exposed and brought to justice, but it’s a bit rich for Labour to demand an inquiry when they put a 100 year D notice on Operation Ore to protect their own nonces. And of course not a single journalist has confronted them about the barefaced hypocrisy of calling for action over the 80s cover-up whilst having a cover-up of their own.


  107. 415
    Ed's Soundbites are past their sell by says:


    • 416
      Ed Thar is Pure Clatrap devised by your school age "advisors". says:

      People Powered Public Services? Are they not people powered already then?

      End of Top down politics? Does he mean he won’t take charge or accept responsibility for anything?


      • 435
        Socialism is a contagious mental illness says:

        1. PPPS ? Think Soylent Green.

        2. End of Top down politics ? Taking responsibility ? Of course he wouldn’t – it would all be Maggie’s fault.


      • 479
        No Penny for Da Guy says:

        It has to be said he is a bit of an a*se which doesn’t detract from George Osborne being a complete sh*t or David Cameron a complete t*at.


    • 419
      south of the M4 says:

      Socialists are not able to decentralise.They know it is in tune with public opinion, and they know to offer it will capture votes. It is a false promise.


    • 422
      Another Day, another slogan says:

      His blank sheet of paper was more honest.


    • 468
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      Astoundingly vacuous soundbites, Ed, well done !


  108. 420
    Anonymous says:

    “At least one former detective has told Mr Danczuk he had been forced to sign a gagging order about his role investigating alleged paedophiles in the government, and was frightened of the legal consequences of speaking openly about what he knew.”


  109. 421
    Anonymous says:


  110. 423
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    I’ll tell you what, much that I can’t stand socialists and the left in general, that Simon Danczuk has my respect.


  111. 424
    Elite p4edo cover up says:


  112. 426
    Anonymous says:


  113. 427
    Fishy says:

    Miliband the cleptocrat – the bandwagoning, opportunist, thieving politician, according to the BBC, calls for an investigation into the disappearance of the Pae*do-files, after Cameron has already has instigated one.

    …Just as today he promotes localism (4years after the Tories did)
    …and calls for a points system of immigration (years after the Tories did)

    And Tristram Posh-Boy Hunt today says that Labour will emulate the Singapore and the far East education systems (after the Tories have been driving this for 3 years)

    Is there nothing that these Labour wankers will not say, or steel?


    • 440
      The British media are cunts says:

      They stole our pensions, they r@ped the English to fund the jocks and their shitty aircraft carriers.

      They murdered a million people and drank champagne whilst NHS patients drank water from flower vases and called the police for help.


  114. 428
    Anonymous says:



  115. 430
  116. 433
    Once a Jolly Swagman says:


    • 436
      The British media are cunts says:

      Blimey, those Nolan s got about, didn’t Saville try it on as well? Stuart Hall must be well pissed off he missed out.


      • 447
        A lawyer says:

        They’re all vying for compo

        “Have you ever been molested at work…”

        No win no fee


    • 441
      Can't understand it says:

      Harris put his hand up Phelps’ dress and it is called sexual abuse. Nigel Evans rams his hand down a man’s trousers and it is not sexual abuse.


  117. 434
    There is one thing that troubles me says:

    How come Miliband isn’t calling for his usual Judge Lead inquiry?


    • 501
      Primary school caretaker says:

      “Led” not “lead”
      U R a victim of Shirley Williams and her ejukashun reforms.


  118. 439
    Fishy says:

    WTF are the BBC up to again?

    Tonight they have used a drama as part of a campaign against ‘Joint Enterprise’…the play ending with footage of real people whose kids have been imprisoned under the law as it stands.

    There’s no problem with the BBC legitimately examining and debating the issue in a balanced way, considering the pro’s and con’s…but to use a drama as part of some form of activism, to influence viewer opinion, is an abuse of the licence fee.

    I see that they have another programme about ‘Joint Enterprise’ tomorrow and a feature on Tuesday’s Labour’s Newsnight (not that anyone will be watching).

    You can’t trust the BBC. It has no integrity.


    • 444
      BV says:

      There does though seem to be many abuses of the joint enterprise law, proof of guilt (or no need to prove) the most.


      • 446
        simon_coulter says:

        I think the issue here is that moderation on a weblog that only two people read is pointless.


    • 472
      Whisky helped Winnie Win the War says:

      It’s by an ex con isn’t it? Cons hate joint enterprise because it brings them full up square against the issue of moral responsibility.

      I hasten to add I am not anti-con – most of them have had absolutley sh*tty upbringings and who knows how we would have ended up with their life experiences in our heads. I am simply observing this was written by an ex con with motivation for excusing criminal behaviour.

      I think this is the problem with the BBC (which I otherwise defend in most respects), the way its drama is dominated by witless leftism of the type Rod Liddle rails against (far more so than its news output which is much more balanced than people here give it credit for).


  119. 442
    The British media are cunts says:

    When is a journalist going to DEMAND to see that list off the FBI from Operation Ore?

    That list has all the poofs, pervs and nonces that need rounding up. Funny that in all this Operation Ore hasn’t had a single mention.

    Something to hide BBC?


  120. 451
    non taxable pikey says:

    I feel like so many on here that Vaz is a slimy grandstanding rat but for once he has got it right, 114 missing files is loss on an industrial scale and basically fcuking unbelievable.


    • 453
      BBC says:

      “…so many on here….”


    • 459
      Passports for sale says:

      He’s only stating the bleeding obvious, no doubt for reasons of pomposity and grandstanding. No need to give him any praise however faint.


  121. 455
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Cockroaches can survive a nuclear bomb.


    • 462
      The late Cyril Smith says:

      The hapless Lib Dems have been corralled inside a hotel in Bedfordshire this week

      All in the best possible taste, of course.


    • 463
      The Laughing Cavalier says:

      Clusterfuck’s last stand?


    • 467
      Paddy Pantsdown says:

      Is Lard Everard going to be there to see whether the wimmin can survive his ‘inadvertent’ attentions ?


  122. 456
    Guido Fawkes says:

    All I need is a few barrels of gunpowder…


  123. 457
    Vicky Lyce says:


  124. 458
    Lord Gnome says:

    Look up Kincora/Colin Wallace/Nothern Ireland care home abuse

    Private Eye covered all of this 25 years ago – did anyone listen and do something about it? The fuck they did…


  125. 461
    bubble says:

    PR firms for gay footballers put stories in the papers linking them with models.


  126. 464
    SOS says:

    OMFG !!

    I gonna need , ain’t I ??

    Any slapper in area 21th onwards wanna buy me munchies / pint @ lunch email ewanme@live.uk.co

    Ta .

    I done this b4 but I shittin bricks this time , ain’t I ????

    P.S. Sorry for windin u up , EVER x x x

    E x x


  127. 465
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


    • 470
      Whisky helped Winnie Win the War says:

      Turncoat Tory…plenty of those around.


      • 500
        Baa Mcbaa etc.. says:

        Craig? Mackinlay?

        Must be a Scotch interloper. They should all be prevented from standing in English constituencies until after the results of the Scotch referendum are known.


    • 507
      Bjorn_Again says:

      Why not the LibDums? Surely it would’ve made a better each-way bet?
      Has that door already been knocked? Sorry Craig but a kilt is not a skirt?


  128. 477
    Bob Geldof, tool of the elite says:

    As part of the government’s ever-growing oppression you will all have dumb meters installed in your home.
    Hand over your fuckin’ money.



  129. 481
    Shard N. Freude says:

    The monster is devouring itself:

    Mass Destruction of Islamic Cultural Heritage Sites in Iraq



    • 483
      I Disapprove of It says:

      What’s the name of that Gerry and the Pacemakers’ song?

      [Historical note: it took over 100 years of massacres and mayhem in Europe from about 1520 to 1650 to get over religion. Looks like they've made a good start and they can do it in less than 100.]


  130. 485
    Xeno's Paradox with Shadows says:

    Apparently there’s a superinjunction out…can anyone tells us who the superinjunction relates to? I hope so, because then we can all obey the law by not referring to the superinjunction but obviously until we know whether it exists we can’t possibly obey it.


  131. 488
    A little night music with the merest touch of sleaze, unlike the monstrous goings-on in Westminster says:



  132. 489
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    The Sin on Sunday: “Boris jumps on Tory MP’s wife in bed”

    A crushing experience, no doubt. Did she survive? Well, at least it wasn’t “Tory PM’s wife”.


  133. 490
    albacore says:

    Fear not, now, folks – Plod’s champing at the bit
    Copping govuk sites that are pure shit
    And based solely on the exploitation
    Of gullible people in the nation
    Well, it’s a start – if you feel like buying
    That (if the pigs got around to flying)
    Even this late they might investigate
    The real fakes in our “democratic” state



    • 491
      The Baby-Buggering Corporation openly operates in breach of its Charter says:

      It’s high time that plod took action against TV stations that broadcast deliberately misleading information.


      • 550
        Anonymous says:

        Only keeping open the honest media seems like a good idea – but what are we going to watch?


  134. 508
    Lord Oakshit says:

    WARNING: Calamity Clegg lying through his teeth on TV this morning.


    • 509
      Nonce-finder General says:

      Nothing new there then. Much more important will be Theresa’s statement to the House today. Obfuscation on her part will just not work. She is in danger of destroying any remaining credibility in her Department and with it, herself. Honesty and transparency really is the best policy, always. Get this mess cleaned up and out into the open.


  135. 511
    Piss Artists Against The Conservative Led Coalition says:

    Cambridge Five spy ring members ‘hopeless drunks’ http://bbc.in/1ocGBEZ

    Hear ! Hear !

    A five bottle breakfast coming up.


  136. 512
    Cover up says:

    Why didnt successive Labour Home Secretaries do anything about those 114 files during their time in office?


  137. 513
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    Legs Up Body Down


  138. 515
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Now, I’m not saying that Magaluf girl is a slut, but she’s seen more helmets than the Tour De France.


  139. 519
    The Westminster spunk bubble says:

    Parliament has always been full of nonces , some of them probably go into politics for the protection that it provides for them and their vile activities


  140. 521
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I am buggered if I know why Brittan is so backward.


  141. 522
    Anonymous says:


  142. 523
    Anonymous says:


  143. 526
    Perspective says:

    12 men abused by Leon Brittan
    65 Million abused by Gordon Brown


  144. 529
    Telegraph's wet behind the ears Politics says:

    Well Stephen Bush should do just a little research first, before making a fool of himself in his first job out of school.The Telegraph have a new boy and I mean boy in the age sense doing their politics. He has just written as silly article which Geedo has linked to.

    “Whatever happened to Nigel Farage?”

    Farage wrote last Month

    But given that this is a World Cup year, I must acknowledge that for the next few weeks the performance of the England team in Brazil may have a bigger impact on the national psyche than what UKIP has to say about things like which arch-federalist is being lined up to be president of the European Commission.

    That doesn’t mean we in UKIP will be taking it easy, but it does mean we have the opportunity to plan for the future.


    Well that is your answer Stephen. It’s not difficult if you just put a tiny bit of effort in.

    Bring Back Brogan


    • 540
      I want to know says:

      Why are the Barclay brothers allowing the Telegraph to be
      destroyed?It’s steadily dumbing down and the new columnists
      are pathetic.Be interesting to see the next sales figures.


  145. 532
    Monday's child says:

    Yes the MM cartoon is not the best, but why no comments? It’s not THAT bad.


  146. 536
    Anonymous says:

    Is it not interesting how this fearless righter of wrong-doing should turned off the comments for Rich’s Monday Morning View? Why?


    • 539
      Psychotic, predatory, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC socialist light entertainment star says:

      becawwse leftist cu’nts will enter names of suspects to ensure fawkes can be sued


      • 541
        U can't trust a lefty says:

        Just Like the lefties wrote “I am a UKIP voter” when they left racist comments on Chuka’s facebook.


      • 546
        Anonymous says:

        And so it is not a question of the Old Boy Network? Then again, ‘Fawkes’ puts load of stuff (against the left) that anyone else would have their @rse sued off for. Ain’t it nice to have friends in high places?


  147. 537
    Psychotic, predatory, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC socialist light entertainment star says:

    lib dems are heading for the scrap heap of politics,,,where they belong


    • 547
      Anonymous says:

      Talk about chickens going home. For did not they decide on a ‘media-friendly’, centre-right, Blair-type leader – someone who would willing cut a deal and sell out to the Tories?

      Lib Dems: Down Where They Belong. Could be a new song/film?


  148. 548
    The Beat Goes On. says:


  149. 556
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ve only got FIVE Spads with me today.


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