July 4th, 2014

Breaking: Thanet South Tories Select Former UKIP Leader


Craig Mackinlay has been selected as the Tory candidate for the Thanet South constituency at the 2015 General Election – a seat being eyed as likely to be fought by Nigel Farage. Mackinlay was briefly UKIP’s leader in 1997 before serving as deputy leader of the party between 1997 and 2000. He joined the Conservative Party in 2005. Canny choice…


  1. 1
    Ted Heath says:

    Good morning Cloud

  2. 2
    Geedo is 2 weeks L8 to the party says:

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    Essex Man says:

    I’d rondez-vouez with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet.

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    Come on Nigel...Thrash the Tory says:

    He was thrashed by accident prone Ann Barns for KentPCC. If she can do it Nigel can too.

  5. 5
    President Obama says:

    I am the American Chukka Umana!

    Go War-sester-shyer patriots!

  6. 6
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems the country is full of professional politicians, it enable’s them to move between parties easily, the idea of working for the public good, has long been left behind .

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    Nikki Sinclaire says:

    Which one is Craig?

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    Psychotic, socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, BBC light entertainment star says:

    C’mon Farage, you fucking EU fanatic and political fraud,,,lets see you put your name down for a GE2015 seat

    What that? you don’t want to undermine the myth that you’re a political winner????

    Remember kids……don’t go near any BBC light entertainment stars, and if you want to keep the fucking Marxist rat Millipede out of No10…… vote Tory!!

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    Clink says:

    Is that a vicaress on the left side to give the blessing?

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    Psychotic, socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, BBC light entertainment star says:

    the mush who saw the light and realised UKIP actually now exists to keep England a slave of the EU parasites, while its fraud MEPs gorge on expenses

  12. 12
    Bloomers says:

    Hi Craig. Keeping well?

  13. 13
    Fritter says:

    Where’s Roger Helmer? Because Nigel “Junket King” Farage is helping himself to another portion of fritters!

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    Mycroft says:

    Immensely risky move.

    I mean there are so many angles to him running that I can’t believe Tory HQ has let it happen.

    I can’t wait to see this pan out.

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    Cameron, the tory ex-conservative says:

    If you like flip-flips, you’ll like our lot!

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    With David's Yellow Banana says:

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    The sad truth says:

    Lions led by p4adophiles!

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    “…the public good…”? How cute!

    Could you explain that novel concept and why anyone paid directly from the bottomless public purse should even consider it?

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    Another one says:

    oh golly
    oh gosh
    come lie on the couch
    with a nice bit of posh from Burnham on Crouch

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Serving MPs on police list of child abusers

  21. 21

    Was his mother also his sister? Or is that another one?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Chuka says:

    Labour will win Tennessee.

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    The sad truth says:

    ‘More than 10′ politicians on list held by police investigating Westminster ‘paedophile ring’


    Hang the fuckers with piano wire

  25. 25
    Bubba says:

    Hey boy. Come on over here and gimme some good lovin. My name ain’t Jake but I gotta peg for your ass.

  26. 26
    Black Jack Harman says:

    He looks like he likes PIE!.

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    Not in my name says:

    And this matters because….

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    The sad truth says:

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    Chris Ship says:

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    What would a typical p4edophile look like? says:

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    Perverts in all parties says:

    I’ve noticed there’s always plenty of anger here over Labour and Lib Dem nonces, and quite rightly too, but almost none over Tory pedalos. Why is that, righties? A touchy subject? Too close to home? Some of you visitors to Elm Guest House? Or featured in the video showing McAlpine and friends r*ping boys and then burying them alive and terrified the footage might emerge one day?

  32. 32
    Joke of the day says:

    After crashing his boat into the Thames barrier a Muslim man was asked by the police,”why did you do it?” he replied, “it was ram-a-dam”.

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    Lord Tebbit of Semtex says:

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    What??? Hang ‘em all I say, I really don’t care which political party the nonces belong to and I bet many if not all here would say the same.

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    The British media are cunts says:

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Do you prefer free-range or caged?

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    The good ship says:

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    Leon Brighttan says:

    I’m talking noncesense.

  39. 39
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I agree but shouldn’t it read ‘with impunity’?

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    JJ says:

    I have it on good authority he prefers frozen.

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    Pieman says:

    I bet old Rolf is bouncing up and down like a kangaroo on a frying pan right about now.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Nonce Watch says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Was at the selection and he performed well against strong completion. Wants out of Europe and we now have a former kent grammar school accountant, possibly against a public school ex banker. Moving into the constituency from Medway which is much closer than Farage’s Biggin Hill home.
    Local focused candidate against national focused candidate. No contest!

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    wrinkled weasel says:

    Craig is not short of a bob or two.

    “Data published by the Electoral Commission showed that the candidate who spent most was Craig MacKinlay in Kent, paying out £98,751.46 for a campaign that was ultimately unsuccessful. The winning candidate, Ann Barnes, spent £64,676.” (Election for police and crime commissioner.

    BTW, if you Google “Craig MacKinlay” ukip, there is a message at the bottom of the page that says:

    “Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe”

    I don’t know if this means anything or if it is standard google schtick.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    “And asked if it was true that a file of evidence naming politicians as suspects and others was lost, he replied: “I handed the file to an officer and I have no ­knowledge where it went after that.”

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    Don't look over there... says:

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    The UK still the poodle of the US says:

    By “Punishing” France, The US Just Accelerated The Demise Of The Dollar


    Not even we anticipated this particular “unintended consequence” as a result of the US multi-billion dollar fine on BNP (which France took very much to heart). Moments ago, in a lengthy interview given to French magazine Investir, none other than the governor of the French National Bank Christian Noyer and member of the ECB’s governing board, said this stunner at the very end, via Bloomberg:


  51. 51
    ZH says:

    By “Punishing” France, The US Just Accelerated The Demise Of The Dollar


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    Farage is the True Kipper says:

    Active in the Conservative Party from his school days, Farage left the party in 1992 in protest at the John Major government’s signing of the Treaty on European Union at Maastricht. He was a founding member of UKIP in 1993.

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    Sleb nonce says:

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    When Myth becomes fact says:

    You don’t half hear some rubbish from the Sky Paper review especially when Mark Longhurst is chairing it.

    Tonight they all agreed that the Telegraph exposed the MPs’ expenses. No it didn’t, a Canadian called Heather Brooks did, working on her own, she achieved what the whole of a subservient Fleet Street did not want to achieve.

    The Telegraph’s input was to buy the redacted CD’s from someone working in Westminster after Heather had exposed the MPS and then published them drip by drip.

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    rick says:

    Remember kids…. Vote Tory, get LibLabCon. Get “I treasure the BBC”, Dave.

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    He wrote. She wrote. It's there forever says:

    Half of Plod time is now taken up by “social” meeja. Though I tend to think that the plod like it that way.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    His poster says ‘Tough on crime, tough on criminals’. Is he positioning himself as another ö to Blö?

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    Well name the fucker again !!!

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    Are you referring to this heather brooke? says:


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    Tom having Fun says:

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    Time for the Truth says:

    Let’s see how long it takes for the names to come out.

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    BUT a Liberal Lefty objects to White people..in a white country..He thinks they are racist. says:

  63. 63
    Chuka the Atlantacist says:

    Labour 20 points ahead in Wyoming South West.

  64. 64
    Mind how you go says:

    If I was Danczuk I’d be checking under my car very carefully each morning.

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    I think she was actually American ,but it needed a newspaper such as the telegraph for impact .

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    When Myth becomes fact says:

    No this Heather Brooke (sorry for spelling her name wrongly).

    Unsung hero


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    When Myth becomes fact says:

    It had already impacted. That is why the redacted expenses was being prepared if you remember and Gorbils Mick was kicking and screaming.

  68. 68
    Guido 2009 says:

    Vote Reformer of the Year : Heather Brooke

    The Reform think tank is inviting nominations for the “reformer of the year”. Looking down the list there is one candidate who deserves to win. Heather Brooke, the Freedom of Information campaigner who fought the Speaker and parliament to reveal the true venality of the political class deserves your vote. If it was not for her the troughing would still be going on unseen by the public today…


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    Crooked Billet says:

    Interesting intervention from the Polecat.

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if s a l l y “innocent face” will be exonerated?

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    He looks shifty to me, very shifty.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    He looks to me as if he was about to punch the photographer in the face.

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    Anonymous says:

    Did Geoffrey read this dossier that he handed to LB? It’s just that he’s handed the dossier to someone named in the dossier(?)

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    Anonymous says:


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    Lamp post waiting in anticipation says:

    How long is that proverbial piece of string….?

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    Lamp post waiting in anticipation says:

    The girl on his left looks like an Injun to me.

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    From the canteen says:

    Bloody right. Who wants to go tramping round the pavements with parang wielding loonies on the loose?

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    From the lobby says:

    With a name like Craig Mackinlay he sounds like another fucking Scotch interloping trougher to me. I thought they were all supposed to be prevented from standing until the results of the Scotch exit strategy from the cess pit called England had been decided upon.

    Are there no decent upstanding ENGLISH persons who would like to represent that seat?

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    From the lobby says:

    If you waste your time and electricity watching the Sky paper review then you need to go and get your bumps felt mate.

    Empty headed lefty (and a lot of them not even English – so who gives a fuck about what they think anyway?) sofa sitting dormant female brain cells.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    So he joined the party which eschews expenses fiddling?

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Fucking idiot.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Cover up on the way. “Sorry, we have lost it” coming from the Home Office. Just ask 5 and 6 for their copies. Also ask them about the two non-robberies at Geoffrey Dickens’s house and Flat that happened at the same time. Perpetrators are probably retired quietly somewhere by now, “Technical Assault on a Building” I thonk the course is called…. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28172056

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Luke Wilcox – hideously white and middle class – check your privilege.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Vote Tory and see even more British taxpayers’ money given away to foreign despots and charity expense fraudsters.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Liblabcon nonces and expense fraudsters pervade Westminster. So why would anybody with a shred of morality vote for them?

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:


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    Compromised Hunts says:

    You can bet their names are well known to several foreign intelligence services ie the US, !srae1 and Russia.

    Any wonder our political class make the seemingly bizarre decisions they do?

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    A right b@st@rd says:

    I’m going to keep on voting liblabcon until the country falls apart in anarchy or civil war, then me and my family are going to leg it out of here to another country.

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    Masonic Illuminati Untouchable Child Buggering Politician says:

    Listen I make the laws innit, we nicked them asians running around picking up white gurls off da streets so our reward is a raid on da sweetie shop. My mate the pig farmer has been at his Belgravia parties for years don’t even ask about the depravities in Morocco….Teddy started it all with his yacht business, he was a boy!

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    albacore says:

    Don’t look over here, now. Look over there
    Back to Jack the Ripper for all we care
    And investigate to your heart’s content
    But do make sure you do nowt to prevent
    By the inappropriate use of law
    Child abuse that we never had before


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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Tory slogan as above – ‘tough on crime, tough on criminals’. Yet all along they have been harbouring the worst kind of criminals within their very own ranks.

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    Only YTs need diversifying out of existance says:

    I wonder, does he fret over the chronic lack of diversity in places like Nigeria, China or Japan?

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    UKIP the voice of reason says:

    Tough on crime and tough on criminals?

    I hope the twat uses that in his election campaign just as details of the child molester ring in Westminster comes to light coming up to 2015. The general election could be very interesting indeed.

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    Wee Gordon stole pension says:

    I could not agree more. However, on another note, I hope you don’t mind if I point you in this direction:


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    Cinna says:

    On yer bike Ed!

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    Cinna says:

    Perhaps our Sally can help us out with this? Who is trending Sally?

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    MI5 says:

    What we need is a huge diversion. Terrorist outrage anyone?

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    Cinna says:

    It’s funny isn’t it? Just like the Savile case; when it all starts coming into the open we have a never-ending queue of people turning up and telling us how they knew what was going on years ago…but they did nothing about it. We’ve had policemen, nurses, hospital administrators, etc. They could all have created a fuss and perhaps stopped further victims being abused, but no, their own lives were more important.

    Yesterday evening there was an appalling woman, a BBC NI employee no less, on BBC news, shedding crocodile tears over Rolf Harris’ victims. She, herself, she said had been abused by him. He had forcibly kissed her and stuck his tongue in her mouth. This was after an event she was covering for the BBC. Did she report him to the BBC? Like hell she did. She allowed him to get away with it.

    At this point I should point out that she did go out of her way to exonerate the BBC from all blame. No surprise there then…I believe she still works for them.

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    Quel est le chien bâtard de "sur votre vélo" ? says:

    Il est appelé le Tour de France. Il doit rester dans putain France.

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    Spartacus says:

    yawn – dont feed the troll

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    Spartacus says:

    vote tory get UKIP

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    Cinna says:

    Seems the Aussies are distancing themselves from one of their favourites sons. Meanwhile they are having their own problems with nonces…according to the BBC.


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    Provisional Posting says:

    Why? Are the IRA after him?

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    Anonymous says:

    “Tories Select Former UKIP Leader”
    If he didn’t bring his own policies and ideology with him, the party’s will be provided. What exactly goes on inside these politician’s heads? Another of life’s great mysteries maybe? Up there with why, if they can monitor Merkel’s mobile, they can’t corral and confiscate drug-trade revenues and pay off national debts? Something not quite cosher nor even halal there, yer think?

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    Potential merge on the horizon?

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    The Growler says:

    Morning Grocer, one kilo of apples please.

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    The Growler says:

    Another with a Scotch name, we are being overrun with scotchmen, don’t they have their own country now?

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    Anonymous says:

    Craig was also a founding member of UKIP. His focus is local residents not national media and self.

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    The Growler says:

    I see they lean to the right Geedes is that intentional?

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    The Growler says:

    I am surprised anybody really knows what Dave thinks from day to day, he changes his mind so often.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    Meanwhile Cameron is busy signing us up to all aspects of Euro justice, and frothing at the mouth over the EU’s failure to sign up Turkey as a member state. asap. Dave a compulsive liar and the biggest traitor since Heath.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

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    Labour HQ says:

    ED…get off the f/$€ing internet…..You prat

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    The Sod says:

    Will they include Dunblane in the police enquiry.

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    Mycroft says:

    It means the page has been censored.

    Type:- (https//)www.google.com/ncr and you get the full unedited google.

    Remove your old link, replace with ‘make this your home page’.

    That is the full-fat internet search.

    Whilst you’re there type in ‘wayback’ and when you get the time when ever anyone gives you a link, then track back on ‘wayback’ to see who is messing about with history and what was really written.

    Trust no-one, believe no-one, remain a true voice.

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    Mycroft says:

    Using the above and by digging a little the choice for Thanet is a minefield for the Tories.

    I said above in post no.9 that it’s risky… a bit of historical background is always illuminating.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    Craig is just another of Dave’s useful idiots, who should have stayed with UKIP, if he genuinely wants out of the EU.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    Sorry but I’ve been enjoying some lie-in lovin’ with my little John.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    If this happens USA in deep sh*t. 1929 depression goint to look like a credit card default.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    Four thousand people a week leaving Britain, citing immigration as biggest worry.


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    Crooked Billet says:

    Almost unbelievable.

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    Spartacus says:

    that and the racism jibe were shown not to work – for example when the libdums ceased to exist.

    Dont feed the troll

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    Miranda says:

    It must be a Labour MP or the Mirror would specify “Tory MP”, probably also Libdem.

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    Anonymous says:

    Has he borrowed Cherie Blair’s gob for that photo?

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    Not thr real Chris Grayling says:

    Give all benefit claimants an oyster card.
    They may then stand a chance of getting to work.

  126. 126
    Not the real Chris Grayling says:

    Best idea today?

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Sly move. That’s politics for ya.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    The deportations begin after September.

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    tigerowl says:

    Tory take a UKIP as a candidate. Whoopee doo. Interchangeable parties.
    Tory – UKIP – UKIP – Tory. Same prats in a canoe with no paddle.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is there a Clyde in the deck I wonder?

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    i am new to zis site but you vill find me zery zery efficient .

    also i do not like your british punctuation or apostrphes –ya??

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    angieteuton says:

    Is the top picture Ed Millibland with his new face and a new wife ?

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