July 3rd, 2014

Report: Another Tory Guilty of Assaulting Ex-Girlfriend

Surrey Herald & News are reporting that Asif Ayub, Tory councillor for Ashford East in Spelthorne, has been found guilty of five counts of assaulting his ex-girlfriend. Readers will remember Ayub as the Tory MP hopeful who described David Cameron as the Messiah at party conference in 2012. What is it at the moment with Tories and violently assaulting their girlfriends?


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    Parliament is a Gay Disco says:

    What is it at the moment with Tories and violently assaulting their ex-girlfriends?

    Beards if you don’t mind!

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    dai iffily says:

    as if

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    It needs a special type of woman to date a Tory politician. A sound knowledge of child psychology and self-defence is strongly advisable.

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    Moley says:

    Looks like another customer for Google’s new “Pay to forget” service; a commercial winner if there ever was one.

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    What’s she so pissed about?

    In India women are hanged after they’ve been assaulted

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    Anonymous says:

    Will this be enough to trigger a recall under the new super spiffy rules. If not exactly how many counts of assault are required?

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    Anonymous says:

    Religion of Peace innit!!!

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    A public sector worker says:

    Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
    Maggie out! Maggie out! Maggie Out!

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    Chukka Umbrella says:

    We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    Ex- MI125 says:

    What’s happened to the Leon Brittan story?

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    Latin for Dummies says:



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    Wichitashire 352 and 299-7 beat Galveston 297 and 105 (Ajmal 7-34) by 249 runs.

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    Chukka Umbrella says:

    For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque !

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    Dave the Ike says:

    Bring back Gordo Brown – with our gold.
    Tony is hoping to advise Egypt! OMG!
    Chris Bryant – Ambassador to Nigeria.

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    Lord Pantsdown says:

    ..Now is not the time for an inquiry into historic pedalo activity..{because there’s an election coming}.. for all sorts of very good reasons ..{mainly, we are Lib dems so if there has been perversion guess who’s party is most likely to be involved}

    I think we should leave the police to get on with their job..{of covering up or ignoring historic abuse}

    Thankyou {fuck you}

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    Elsie Beattie (82 and a quarter) says:

    Well, it is rather warm today, dear. I had to stop myself from strangling the checkout girl in Boots.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    The Tories can’t assault anyone else at the moment

    So they assault their womenfolk

    What a party surrounding themselces with criminals like Murdoch and Coulson as well

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    MI5 says:

    Under the carpet

    Like Chilcot

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    Tony Smooth says:

    Hey! what stinks in here?

    Sorry I haven’t been around this place lately.
    I’ve been looking for a better blog!

    found one called Fox News Radio blog.
    they are brill..

    well, Can’t stay..I can only be in the UK for 60 seconds at a time. For Tax purposes..


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    The LibDems says:

    The Tories’ behaviour is disgraceful. Women are not there to be slapped around. They are there to be fondled and pressured into sex in return for career advancement.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Tooting Tony from Tel Aviv says:

    I’m getting another bung from President Sisi of Egypt

    He hss only killed a few thousand people

    Not hundreds of thiusands like me

    But I still need bungs

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    Persona Non Grata. says:

    That tickled me that did.

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    derekyeasty says:

    Anusol, Elsie?

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    Neil Down says:

    Maybe we should be relieved to know there are still one or two Tories who are interested in women, even if they are rough with them. I was beginning to think the party could be renamed La Cage Aux Folles.

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    rick says:

    Good point. She deserves at least a good stoning.

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    Persona Non Grata. says:

    You have to wonder what kind of mind would deny abused children, access to justice?

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    MEOW says:

    They have been infected by the Lib Dems in Coalition

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    Mad Bulging Eyes Mehdi says:

    1961 7 Mosques in UK

    2014 ONS, not to be trusted, but believed in excess of One Thousand Five hundred.

    The sooner it is realised by politicians that this evil cult is wholly incompatable and without any possibiliy of true integration with the British way of life!!

    Time to stop placing token Muslims in positions just to get votes, the jihadis will eventually bite them in the bum! or worse!

    Political talk is cheap, no action still with Clit lopping!


    …and now thanks to European Court of Human Right ( for a change) the evil face veil could simply be banned now in the UK.

    The Conservatives of anyone, should have jumped on this and started enacting legislation TODAY, another move to help women oppressed by this evil, cult!

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    Witty Monker says:

    Is the one on the left his ex? I’ll comfort her (if the wife will let me).

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    Chukka Umbrella says:

    Hey! This is a sock puppet..I’m the real heir to Obammy!

    And anyway it was the Pittsburgh Steelmovers – 24 vs the New England Patios – 17.

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    Gloria de Piero says:

    You were no good to me when I came calling.

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    Jo Swindle says:

    I’ll look into it..

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is your ISP foreningen for digitala fri- och rattigheter, dear?

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    derekyeasty says:


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    Silvio Smooth says:

    Tone! How goes it with the WMD – Ways of Money Deliverence

    Pretty good it seems to me, must catch up soon for some bunga bunga!!


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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That’s strange, dear. It isn’t mine, either.

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    The nasty party is back? says:

    When Labour hit out they don’t leave any physical bruises just psychological scars.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Politicians, media types, plods and judges for starters.

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    Centurion says:

    The people called Romanes, they go the ‘ouse?!

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    Anonymous says:

    Follow Exaro on twatter, they are doing the donkey work on keeping this in the spotlight, Guido seems to be more interested in sponsored ad’s these days……

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    The Growler says:

    It’s that need for dominance by tory supporters on those who know them, is drilled into them from public school. This guy comes from a part of the world where it is endemic, so it makes a sort of doubling of the urge to beat those under them. With those in Liebore it is a feeling of inferiority so lashing out trying to show how masterful they are. Basically they all pee in the same bucket.

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    I make that a win by 613 runs.

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    Vote UKIP, not tory wife-beaters says:


    Nein Danke!

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    The Growler says:

    Bosun, is that because tory boys want their bitty and throw a tantrum if they don’t get it?

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    Dave the Ike says:

    Oh, that’s where he’s gone. Is he still a Conservative donor?
    Who said this was a cover-up? I’m getting confused over who did what to whom.

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    I may be a traditionalist but wern’t Tory scandals about sex in the past and Labour about money. Now they all just beat each other up or go native on the Colombian marching dust.

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    No no no no no no. You hold a public enquiry if you DON’T want anything to be done.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    That Chilcot report under the carpet makes a mound the size of a large coffee table.

    its becoming a H+S problem.

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    Equally, wearing a Guy Fawkes mask in public would be a crime.

    Be careful what you wish for.

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    Well said! I never harm my ex-girlfriends. I have a firing squad for that.

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    The Lives of Others says:

    Speaking of mad mozzies this is a must see:


    GCHQ can trawl this blog, read our emails, facebook, twitter, google, smart phones, dumb phones, you name it they watch us, the ordinary law abiding people HOWEVER:

    This mad mozzie, wife of 7/7 bomber is able to change identities, marry another mad mozzie, get pregnat three times, come back to UK to have baby on the NHS, live in South Africa on false passport, run up fraudulent debts, collect benefits when nipping back to the UK.

    Flushes sim cards and phones down toilet as required and what are GCHQ MI5 doing about it? Answer not a lot, I expect eventually like Mr Hook Hane will take the Yanks to deal with the problem!!



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    Dave the Ike says:

    I think that Sylvia woman knew a few names. So did her mother.
    As Persil says: It’ll all come out in the wash.
    Who’s that world renowned entertainer they keep mumbling about? Not Ivor Fourskin – the other ‘bloke?

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    Tory boys tend to encounter women only as nannies, maids and waitresses until they go to uni, after which poledancers are added to the cast list. It’s not a good foundation for a relationship based on respect and love.

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    CorporealChris says:

    Bring PIE back – meat and veg for everyone.!

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    Nice one, Cyril says:

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    pseudo ineffectual says:

    those round cheeks give an attractive look

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    ExpatAndGlad says:

    This nonsense from the BBC re Chuka’s Wichiti/Worcester screw-up


    “The prime minister has also made a Worcester related faux pas in the past.

    David Cameron appeared on the David Letterman Show in America in 2012 and gave the wrong name for the composer of the music to Rule Britannia, naming Edward Elgar instead of Thomas Arne. Edward Elgar was from Worcester.” HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?

    Only the leftie BBC could make a story about Chuka actually one about the Tories.

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    Mad Bulging Eyes Mehdi says:

    Not much to worry about, as in France, it would have to be all facial cover-ups in public places, surely quite a sane approach and passes no problems with European Courts.

    Sort of think UK government would do is ( if balls could be gown) ban the niquab then use it as an excuse to moan about Human Rights when it is thrown out of court as being discriminatory!

    Whether by design or just being thick, they never seem to be able to work around how European Human Rights Court works.

    So, all in all, I’m still wishing for it, but don’t worry, it will never happen!!!

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    crushed ice says:

    eat my heart. ask Duncan Bannatyne.

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    But... says:

    Cameron’s a Tory?

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    Wichita Lineman says:

    But I can hear you through the whine…you’re an arse Chuka

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    For something to be illegal it requires officialdom to catch whoever is doing the illegal thing we have no plod any more and unless it’s speeding then what’s left of plod do a disappearing act, it’s illegal to smoke in a public market as some people were doing today but unless caught by officialdom then nobody was bothered.

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    Ed Ballls says:

    No silly Ed, it’s 4518.6
    I can clear this deficit thingy, gis a job

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    M Thatcher says:

    couldn’t have put it better myself….apart from “bollox”

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    Bushy Park says:

    I am not fit, can David Milliband help.

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    Jimmy says:

    For 18 years we tolerated the abuse. Convinced ourselves that they only did it because they cared, or that somehow it was our fault. Finally we plucked up the courage to throw them out. Sure enough they came crawling back, saying they were sorry, they’d changed, it would be different this time. And we fell for it. Will we never learn?

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    Am fairly certain that blog site is !ranian dis-info.

    The following blog-site is Common-Purpose-esque mind rot:


    Cross-hairs for Cameron.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cinna says:

    The same mind that fudges the Rennard and Handycock issues.

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    ToryTruth says:

    Because they [tories] are closet fags who hate women

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    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    It’s ok it’s part of his culture anybody who says different is waaacist

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Well, one thing is certain, you won’t ever learn. How anyone reasonably intelligent can continue, unbribed, to support the Labour Party is a mystery. Yes, all parties are disgusting and incompetent to some extent, but yours far exceeds the others in infamy.

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Is that her on his right? Exceedingly pretty! What’s up with the bloke that he can’t think of anything more constructive or enjoyable to do with her than thump her?

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    Roma Bert. says:

    It is acceptable and cultural so time to get over it !

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    Something Official says:

    Chilcott Report is now out of date.

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    Roma Bert. says:

    To suggest otherwise is waaaaacist :)

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    Jimmy says:

    Of course from now on I’m going to picture you as Kenneth Williams.

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    stun() says:

    That was most irregular.

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    Anonymous says:

    two w0gs that think they are in their own country. Wait a minute . .

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    Blimey says:

    If he had been pissed and patted a woman on the bum this would be a real shock horror story. Apparently anything to do with sex is far worse than violence?

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    ERIC PICKLES says:

    Well lets all rejoice ! The headline should be MP has a GIRLfriend , unlike most of them

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    Monty says:

    This gentleman is not the messiah….he’s a very naughty boy

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    Jethroides Jethroopoulos says:

    87 Irregular? You haven’t seen my Verbs!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    1 billion for Glasgow, aka a bribe for your vote. Remember oh Jockanese people Camoron is famous for cast iron guarantees. He’s an expert in smoke and mirrors.

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    Riots R Us says:

    I don’t see why it wont happen, the real idea behind this is to have face covering made illegal. The Burqa thing is just to get public backing. Its really aimed at people who wear crash helmets or use full face covering at demos, think London water cannon, this is the way policing is going.

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    How to embarrass a Scot ask him if he vote NO says:

    Remember Scotland, Camoron giveth and Camoron will take away as soon as you vote NO, if you believe him and his U turns then serves you right, your pockets will need to be deep as he will get the money back.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Picture as you like. For all your joking, you support a crew of toxic thugs.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Like Muslims then?

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    cured lefty says:

    Hillary about to receive a full body lickover from the presenters of the one show….I walked out when the stupid female ,arse parked on some impressive steps , autocue reader declared ” after the damage of the bush years hillary blah blah bladdy”
    I don’t pay license money for lefty c, unts to pass off blatant bias as objective journalism

    This morning rad 4 our very own jeremy akkbarbowen “the killing of the Palestinian youth..blah in context blah raised tensions blah blah the deaths of the three blahhhh “.
    bbc …..utter shower of fucks

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    Scotland "the brave" says:

    The fun the English will have if the Scots vote NO, all the Scots tunes, like Scotland the brave will be rewritten.

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    Biffo says:

    Must be something in their genes – in the same way as thieving their expenses – or is that common across all Parties?

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    Biffo says:

    ..and a good pair of knuckle dusters for self-defence.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    When will an airline operator be brave enough to offer a Muslim free service?

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    Gok Wan says:

    Yes he is darling and if he laid one hand on me I’d handbag him in the nuts.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:


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    Biffo says:

    And other powerful people who are terrified that the truth about their personal predilections may come out.

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    Gok Wan says:

    Errr….. and what is wrong with fags you fucking homophobic twat?

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    An empty supermarket shelf in Venezuela says:

    Socialism works!

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    Party of Dave still letting in 510,000 immigrants per year says:

    Anyway Dave’s been in a good four years now and I was wondering how are those immigration figures were doing?

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    the dept for making up meaningless words and phrases says:

    ‘Homophobic’, means what exactly in medical terms?

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    altruism in industry says:

    I thought the Brutish Library was storing all the internet stuff?

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    altruism in industry says:

    or the gentler British Library

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    DC says:

    Stop whining Guido, this was just a cultural misunderstanding. An “Honour thrashing”. These Johnny foreigners are allowed to be callow wife-batterers, it’s in the rules, if we object we are the ones preaching hate and they are poor, innocent, good men… pah!!!”

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    These news stories are chicken feed says:

    why is nobody talking about this? Geoffrey Dickens had London flat and constituency home both broken into and ransacked in same week….


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    ERIC PICKLES says:

    Theres something in every mans jeans , ducks!

    Just leaves more totty for us real men

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    Gok Wan says:

    You need to calm down and stop being so hateful, I mean someone could get offended by that homophobic comment of yours and report you to the police and Guido would then have to hand them your IP address. Things could get very messy rather quickly.
    But I promise I personally won’t report you to the police as long as you repeat after me the line “one in the bum and no harm done” one hundred times.

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    Gok Wan says:

    My little chocolate starfish takes a damn good thrashing everyday and it doesn’t bother me sweetie pie :)

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    It is a shame that Sally Bercow doesnt get smacked!

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    altruism in industry says:

    anyway all this shite is symptomatic of a society going down the toilet

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    So you voted Conservative…

    Never mind. We won’t hold it against you.

    Vote UKIP :-D

    So many of your friends do.

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    Care in the community says:

    And fuck you too, loon.

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    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy is being homophobic against Tories who are still struggling with their sexual identity, ie in the closet. They are obviously taking out their understandable frustration on their wives who no longer float their boat.

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    Tories are a que’er party.
    Labour are a que’er party.
    LibDems are a very que’er party.

    Vote UKIP :-D

    They value heterosexuals equally, unlike any of the above.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I suspect it will stay under that carpet until it can be considered ‘lost’.

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    Stan Collymore says:

    She fuckin asked for it.

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    Cinna says:

    Johnny hasn’t got the balls.

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    Anonymous says:

    The religion of peace have been killing one another in Birmingham today.

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    What exactly is it about a hairy, shitty, smelly bumhole that would float anyone’s boat?

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    Harriet Harman says:

    So he liked little boys,it natural.

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    Cinna says:

    “And separately, Labour has repeated its long-standing demand for a review into the findings of existing abuse inquiries to make sure child protection is adequate in future”.

    They could have H*arman, D*romey on the review. Their input would be invaluable.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    then why didn’t he raise the matter again?
    Or you sonny!

    If you knew this was ‘explosive’ then why wait another 20 years after passing it along?

    I really hope it isn’t you that has found the ‘real’ dodgy dossier. the one with cross out 45 years ..write in 45 minutes…and then here..cross out no in “No weapons of mass destruction are to be found. ”
    Shred pages 4,5,6 of the Hans Blick findings..and change this bit..”poses no threat” to top secret – MPs eyes only .. Saddam is planning an anthrax attack on London tube next week unless we can invade first..keep this secret or there will be panic..and put something in about Dr K being a homo-transsexual-paid by the KGB spy for moss-ad or something like that..Ok”


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    Question Crime says:

    Grab the popcorn for a fierce Question Time tonight. Peter Hitchens, someone from the NUT, Bernard Jenkin, Postie and Jo Swinson are on panel. Hitchens and the NUT rep should provide a lot of fireworks.

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    nell says:

    Denis Skinner , the last Working Class Labour MP now removed from the NEC.

    Chuckusyamoney , that clubbing millionaire MP who thinks the folks of the UK are trash and wants only to party with millionaires in marbella,believes he has the credentials to be the next labour party PM!! Ho Hum!!!

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    Harriet Harmong and her husband Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    We were right to promote child abuse, and right to oppose child abuse.

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    nell says:


    the biased leftwing beeb has long since ceased to be of any interest!!!

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    You look like the sort of girl who would fart in your face on purpose while you lick her fanny.

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    Labour really are fucked says:

    “that clubbing tax-dodging millionaire liar who wears bespoke £2,500 suits and MP ”

    There we go. Fixed it for you.

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    Cinna says:

    And this; it’s becoming obvious that certain individuals are attempting to rewrite history. Or at the very least “draw a veil” over certain events:


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    This is much more interesting:


    It has an English Executive Summary at the end – rest is worth running through a translator.

    Now – Most of the J’ihadi stuff is tied to the TWRA which was set up in V’ienna with very curious funding by a S’udanese chappy back in 1987.

    Now – you will find TWRA tied into black arms shipments to B’osnian M’uslims (!ranian arms mainly, bypassing emargo’s etc.) during the 90’s conflict, with question marks for H’ayden among others.

    Strange thing about Sudan were the switches in funding during the 80s / 90s – tied in with T’urabi coup etc. and the connection with Egypt’s more extreme S’alafist branches.

    The main S’alafi M’osque in V’ienna is located opposite one of their Min. D’efence buildings. Nice.

    Worth having a look and a think, perhaps recalling things like the Siege of Vienna. This is how the long game works, and perhaps J’uncker and his controllers may like to take note.

    Refer back to the lighthouse for further detail.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    un Official says:

    Something Official says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    July 3, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    One block vote for straights
    One for funny folk
    One for undecided

    Four for Nige

    and readers how do you fit in

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    Teechur says:

    The NUT rep is Christine Blower. My question to her is ” when is the last time you set a foot in a classroom?”

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Yesterday Eric Pickles said he thought it would be fun to run against David Cameron for the leadership of the Tory party.

    Personally I think it would be a fuck of a lot funnier to just watch Eric Pickles running.

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    cured lefty says:

    I had a particularly strange dream last …mandelbum and brittain being interviewed on radio 4 concerning child abuse ..I for the life of me could barely distinguish their speech patterns !

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    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

    I have never inadvertently cockroached encroached on Jo Swansong’s personal space.

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    anon says:

    i don’t know sc, perhaps we’d better ask your boyfriend.

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    inside out says:

    A Liberal mind.

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    altruism in industry says:

    my guess is that his confidence is from him being sponsored by the spooks

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    Anonymous says:

    False flag imminent.

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    Here Today says:

    RT reporting N S A consider all anon users of web networks as extre mists, but strangely only Germ an users!

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    Another way to view those events.

    The libel came up, and it could have been defended against in court.

    But – someone realized what the real game was, and decided to pay penance instead and kill the matter off early.

    It was more about manipulating public opinion than money or principal. In a way Mac’Alpine fell for it after he made his eminent offer.

    Mistakes were made, but the whole thing was some sort of op from the start. For instance, if his name was actually trending when S’ally B sent the infamous tweet – then who or ‘what’ got that trending. (Many robots on Twitter…)

    If it wasn’t – then big question mark over the B’ercow household. Massive.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Here Today says:

    And..er…blow job quality?

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    Here Today says:

    About two days time.

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    Anonymous says:

    Exactly. The mythical muslim threat is being used a tool to suppress all our liberties. Ditto “Trojan horse” schools. All bollocks. All lies. All designed to destroy our freedom. Ditto the imminent false flag and the escalation of the security theatre.

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    Anonymous says:

    Were Cilla and Jock being interviewed too?

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    prick up your ears says:

    Does anybody know, ‘The Road To Marrakesh’?

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    We will announce by popular demand our new muzz free airline tomorrow, we expect complete sell-booking out by mid day.

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    Sal E Bercow says:

    I love it, you devil….I smack back too, here, look at my hands

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    Anon. says:

    Who is Nick Clegg protecting?

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    davy jones rocking it says:

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    This is one seriously bad-ass chap:


    Thinking he had nothing to lose because he was going to die:

    ‘The soldier fired more than 400 rounds, launched 17 grenades and detonated a mine to thwart the T’aliban assault on his checkpoint near B’abaji in H’elmand Province, southern A’fghanistan, last S’eptember.’

    In the play book that is perhaps known as ‘the berserker’.

    He killed 30 T’aliban, beating the last of them away with the tripod of his machine gun after he ran out of ammunition.

    Awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross by the Queen.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Simples says:

    Sounds like a great idea; instead of handing out boarding cards, hand out bacon butties.

    “By the big toe of Mohammed, Allah forbids it, oh illustrious one”

    “You go by foot….. NEXT!!

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    No one ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The wizz says:


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    Synchronicity :-)

    Agree your point below – I think he wants out anyway. He is not cut out for this stuff.

    Vote UKIP ;-)

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    A true Kipper would never had allowed that Gurkha into the Country.

    Vote Conservative. :)

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    UKIP only want out of EU and border controls to be reinstated between UK and EU member States + control of borders back in UK.

    UKIP are fine with Gurkha’s but did raise sensible concerns about rate of influx which was causing tension a few years ago:


    Vote UKIP :-)

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    If you can find my boyfriend, you may keep him.

  167. 167
    Anon. says:

    Senior Tory MP caught with child sex videos.


  168. 168
    Just saying says:

    Expert, X, an unknown quantity, Spurt, a drip under intense pressure

  169. 169
    Even Guido has become part of the media smokescreen says:

    Agree. Clegg (and for that matter he Dib Lems) have never been in tune with the electorate – proportional represntation, Europe, taxes, you name it. Voting for them is just a desperate alternative to not voting at all or refusing to vote for the other two. Their party is full of sexual deviants so stands to reason they don’t want an investigation. We should start a shaming campaign of all MPs who don’t sign up – this will be at least the 5th time this parliament by my reckoning that Cameron eventually joins the majority out of expediency.

  170. 170
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    CGC? He should be Chief of the Defence Staff.

  171. 171
    anon says:


  172. 172
    Anon. says:

    Are you worried about the cost @MegMunnMp ?


  173. 173

    Bell’s legacy didn’t survive O’bama. Perhaps a biography of her would be a suitable State gift to the US this Christmas ?

    Agreed – she should not be forgotten.

    In what was being spoken of earlier though it was more the collapsing of the Caliphate that was of concern. Bell was indirectly involved in that but mainly worked to build the buffer with the A’rabian peninsular. Lawrence was right about the K’urds.

    I’raq as a small confederacy might have been much more stable and workable long term solution. Too late for that now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  174. 174
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Disgraced senior LibDem Council Leader to be investigated over child and animal p0rn.

  175. 175
    By his reaction I think it fair to say Chuka is unable to laugh at himself says:

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  177. 177
    Wichita Woman says:

  178. 178
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Isn’t that the place where the phones don’t work because their waiting for a lines man?

  179. 179
    That's the one. I gu says:

  180. 180
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s curious that, although bestiality has been illegal in the UK since 1290, most legislation against it in other countries has been enacted in the last 15 years:


    Has there been a sudden worldwide outbreak?

  181. 181
    Diane Abbott says:

    All these Whitey towns sound the same.

  182. 182
    Pet Watch says:

    Abbott on this week with her latest Wig.

  183. 183
    She's right you know. says:

  184. 184
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

    A worldwide outbreak of LibDem perverts ? No.

  185. 185
    Barry Obama says:

    Isn’t Chuka the MP for Salem?

  186. 186
    Idiot says:

    Or perhaps because it wasn’t him you fvcktarded bell-end!
    When you are accused of slander, it may not be the best course of action to go to court when you haven’t a leg to stand on and run then also have to pay-up huge legal costs as well.

  187. 187
    ZZZ says:

    Hello Shlomo! Of course where “WE” are concerned such things don’t matter as long as she is a mere Goy. It says so in the Tallmud, Oy Vey!

  188. 188
    Jack 'the pratt' Dromey. says:

    I can’t understand all this attacking ex partners, for God’s sake! Nasty and violent.
    As far as I am concerned, my marriage is ideal – Harriet defends depraved PIE members, whilst I get very excited about willies of a darker hue. Life is so good!

  189. 189
    Anglais says:

  190. 190
    Ed Mili is Toast says:

  191. 191
    John Bellingham says:

    Would you like Pork or Pork for your meal sir?

  192. 192

    The Cameron simile is not really the story here though your point is absolutely nail on head. Cast back and think had that been a lefties would they have ever trawled to find something similar. Nope

    I just think that makes your point and reinforces it in nuclear concrete

  193. 193

    Reign of terror
    1997 to 2010

    Fuck off jimmy or whatever yer name is

  194. 194
    non taxable pikey says:

    Should have been a V.C.

  195. 195
    albacore says:

    Just testing to see if with Fawkes and his fatties
    My poor old monicker has become non gratis

  196. 196
    Harriet Harman says:

    Just waiting for the story on politicians’ collective outings to Morocco as part of he vibrant sex tourism trade. Egypand and Tunisia got a fair bit of that trade too. All part of the insidious PIE.

  197. 197
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It means you have a perfectly rational fear of some bloke sliding his erect cock up yer arse.

  198. 198
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    I was only 24 hours from Tulse Hill….

  199. 199
    albacore says:

    Is it Osborne’s terror of multiplication
    Or a religion’s surgical devastation
    Of countless young females’ unmentionable bits
    That turns moderators here into total tits?

  200. 200
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    First you have to have locked them up.

  201. 201
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    {Tower} Ham{lets} and chips sound just the job. A nice cup of Darjeeling to follow please.

  202. 202
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    Blackburn, Blackheath, Black Forest… etc

    There, that make you fell better? By the way, do you like our delicious Worchestersester Sauce on your fried rice?

  203. 203
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    or Marlborough West?

  204. 204
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    She tried (in her bestest oh so serious voice mode) to ask a question at PMQs this week, but nobody could hear word as all the MPs were laughing so loud. Something to do with the member for Newbury.

  205. 205
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    When these female colossi play the same number sets per match as the men, then there may be something in equal remuneration. Meanwhile 3/5ths should be about right for the leggy screechers.

  206. 206
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:

    Ed looks like either he does not understand what is being said or he’d rather be somewhere else. Chucky looks like he could murder an ice cream about now.

  207. 207
    Harrison on Wikipedia, from blingy house in Ibeefa says:

    But you ARE the next Obama!

    Yes, you ARE.

  208. 208
    It's a long way to tip a hairy says:


    I suppose at least Barry could run a whelk stall with moderate success.

  209. 209
    albacore says:

    Now then, folks, try not to roll about with mirth
    Playing with trains is more than Cameron’s worth
    Straight up, no kidding, it’s really not a joke
    His underlings think he’s a man made of smoke


  210. 210
    The tit in no. 10 who claims to be Christian without having understood a word of Christian teachings says:

    Multiplication is something which must be stamped out.

  211. 211
    Ed "Eleventy" Balls says:

    I’m really good at addition but a little rusty at integration.

  212. 212
    Eric Pickles says:

    I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.

    It’s true.

    After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.

  213. 213
    Well I Never ! says:

    Ex-Tory minister ‘pictured in child sex abuse video’ confiscated by customs at Dover in 1982 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoCyPHLs8wA

  214. 214
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Really impressed by Alan Johnson on BBC Question Time last night. He’s the Labour Party I recognise and would vote for…

  215. 215
    Born_Too_Soon says:

    87% is not yet enough critical mass. Nobody wants yet more affirmative action, and they all know what to expect what a “X” for a “one issue” candidate will deliver.

  216. 216
    Postman Pat says:

    Your cheque is in the post.

  217. 217
    Labour leader hunt says:

    ….Too vain and not bright enough, but a nice man nonetheless!

  218. 218
    24 years says:

    Rolf Harris left his home in Bray by boat this morning as he makes his way to court for sentencing. Judge has told him to expect jail.

  219. 219
    John Deakin says:

    Curious – the train in that picture doesn’t seem to have moved for a year or more.
    Has someone stolen the track ?

  220. 220
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Were Alan Johnson to become Labour leader, their chances of a successful General Election would increase from 10% to 100% I believe.

  221. 221
    DK says:

    Is that before tax?

  222. 222
    Scotland "the brave" says:

    Yur avin a larf.

  223. 223
    ERIC PICKLES says:

    Allah allows him to beat his wife , girlfriend , children or slaves
    what the fuck is your problem ?

  224. 224
    mr Preen and his mirror says:

    Nodbody knows who you are so how can people compare you with the destroyer of the USA.

  225. 225
    Don T.B. Seely says:

    And if arseholes were earholes you’d have shit running down your neck.

  226. 226
    ERIC PICKLES says:

    Irony ! Alan Johnson , the ex postman who’s wife was taking other mail in her box

  227. 227
    Dave. says:

    Alan Johnson is totally unsuitable to be P.M.

    The man actually did real work in Tesco and as a Postman! We just cannot have people with experience like that in the real world.

    He didn’t go to Eton and Oxford, and worst of all he is not a PPE graduate. Even Milicvnt has got a PPE.

    Worst of all he’s straight. Everyone knows that we can only have Pride enthusiasts in the job.

  228. 228
    David Axlegrease says:

  229. 229
    Joe Public says:

    Shut up and fuck off. You grossly obese twat.

  230. 230
    anon says:

    I seem to remember David Icke was claiming that child abuse was rampant at the beeb and in parliament in the 90’s.

    No lizards but plenty of boy buggerers.

  231. 231
    Scotland the bribed says:

    When will it all end, Football, bloody tennis and a white elephant of a ship, no planes and no one to run it, used as a bribe, for Scotland to say NO, built in Scotland now frog cycling, in Yorkshire of all places , bloody television.

  232. 232
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    No on expenses, so after tax.

  233. 233
    Rob says:

    All he had to do was stand up in the HoC and say it. Parliamentary privilege. If it was as bad as they claim he could have blown the whole gaff.

    So why didn’t he do it? Handing over the file, knowing its contents, was basically saying “not my problem, Guv”

  234. 234
    The Growler says:

    No, so Erica Pickles on how to be fit

  235. 235
    Labour Nutjob says:

    I demand his arrest under the human rights act.

  236. 236
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    You are not a fan are you? The BBC is the envy of the world,it must be true,I heard someone on the BBC tell me so,

  237. 237

    Are you seriously wanting to screw with this guy ?

    Good luck.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  238. 238

    Surely as there is now no legal difference in men and women they should play in the same tournament !!!!

  239. 239
    yktrb6 says:

    A must read! ^^^

  240. 240
    Count Raymond of Tolouse says:

    And handing over the dossier/file to someone alleged (the allegations are all over the Internet at least for the time being) to be implicated, up to his neck, in the very same scandal incredibly stupid.

  241. 241

    If they’d been UKIP members, the Tory dirty tricks team would ensure that every media outlet in the country had full details.

  242. 242
    RWG says:

    Martin Baker should be ejected.

  243. 243
    Friendly neighbourhood Mullah says:

    He is perfectly entitled to beat her under Islamic Law provided the stick is no thicker than his thumb. Allahu-akbar!

  244. 244
    10 north says:

    It can store all it wants. It matters not if the index is corrupted.

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