July 3rd, 2014

Quote of the Day


20 Comments

  1. 1
    Chuka Obama says:

    Y’all have a nice day now, y’hear?

  2. 2
    Diane Abbott says:

    Wacist

  3. 3
    Way to go, Chukup. says:

    “I doubt most people [here] know what a local enterprise partnership is about”

    Nice one, tell your audience they’re thick.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Line man? Yeah, thanks. *Snorts*

  5. 5
    Tony Blair says:

    I never said this.

  6. 6
    Up yours Herman says:

    It is now an accepted requirement that Labour MPs have single figure IQ’s

  7. 7
    dai tongue in cheek says:

    ‘ereford’s my favourite gig
    ‘ereford’s where all the bull comes from
    i love you all!

  8. 8
    dai poetically says:

    in the quaint old english town of worcester
    lived a little red hen & a rooster
    her coquettish glance
    she’d practiced in france
    gave him ants in his pants and he goosed her

  9. 9
    Peter Martin says:

    All to the tune of ‘A Weobley Lineman?

    And voters… he needs you more than wants you.

  10. 10
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    Simultaneously, the English Barrak Obama and the black Tony Blair: the man is a genius, if only anyone knew who he really is …

  11. 11
    BBC loves Hillary says:

    BBC all over Hillary tonight salivating!

  12. 12
    cecil rhodes says:

    Chukka Uppa – the Wichita Sauce on Millibandwagon’s eggs and bacey

  13. 13
    Chuka Umoneyaway says:

    Why on earth would I want to know how to pronounce Worcester? It’s full of ghastly trash and C-list wannabes.

  14. 14
    Common says:

    Chukka’s accent is too clipped. Need Dosun Adebyor to pronounce:
    “Wo’s zis ‘ere sauce?”

  15. 15

    You cant say that about a fellow monkey

  16. 16

    In Which part of Streatham is HerefordandWichita ?

    Is it the new name for that massage parlour behind the station and near St Leonard s Church ??

  17. 17
    Atualpa says:

    The Wichita lie man

  18. 18
    Graham says:

    Arrogant bloody twat.

  19. 19
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    Narcissists, like Chukkie, assume that the plebs are mighty grateful, not to say honoured, to be educated by his gracious self. What I look forward to is the look of surprise and incomprehension on his reddening face as he dances on four foot of air.

  20. 20
    Colonel Chunder says:

    Or where he is…


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