July 3rd, 2014

Quote of the Day


20 Comments

  1. 1
    Chuka Obama says:

    Y’all have a nice day now, y’hear?

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    • 7
      dai tongue in cheek says:

      ‘ereford’s my favourite gig
      ‘ereford’s where all the bull comes from
      i love you all!

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    • 10
      Alas, Poor Albion says:

      Simultaneously, the English Barrak Obama and the black Tony Blair: the man is a genius, if only anyone knew who he really is …

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  2. 2
    Diane Abbott says:

    Wacist

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  3. 3
    Way to go, Chukup. says:

    “I doubt most people [here] know what a local enterprise partnership is about”

    Nice one, tell your audience they’re thick.

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    • 19
      Alas, Poor Albion says:

      Narcissists, like Chukkie, assume that the plebs are mighty grateful, not to say honoured, to be educated by his gracious self. What I look forward to is the look of surprise and incomprehension on his reddening face as he dances on four foot of air.

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Line man? Yeah, thanks. *Snorts*

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  5. 5
    Tony Blair says:

    I never said this.

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  6. 6
    Up yours Herman says:

    It is now an accepted requirement that Labour MPs have single figure IQ’s

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  7. 8
    dai poetically says:

    in the quaint old english town of worcester
    lived a little red hen & a rooster
    her coquettish glance
    she’d practiced in france
    gave him ants in his pants and he goosed her

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    • 16

      In Which part of Streatham is HerefordandWichita ?

      Is it the new name for that massage parlour behind the station and near St Leonard s Church ??

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  8. 9
    Peter Martin says:

    All to the tune of ‘A Weobley Lineman?

    And voters… he needs you more than wants you.

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  9. 11
    BBC loves Hillary says:

    BBC all over Hillary tonight salivating!

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  10. 12
    cecil rhodes says:

    Chukka Uppa – the Wichita Sauce on Millibandwagon’s eggs and bacey

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  11. 13
    Chuka Umoneyaway says:

    Why on earth would I want to know how to pronounce Worcester? It’s full of ghastly trash and C-list wannabes.

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  12. 14
    Common says:

    Chukka’s accent is too clipped. Need Dosun Adebyor to pronounce:
    “Wo’s zis ‘ere sauce?”

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  13. 17
    Atualpa says:

    The Wichita lie man

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  14. 18
    Graham says:

    Arrogant bloody twat.

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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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