July 3rd, 2014

Finally a Politician Begs for Expenses Forgiveness

Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura has committed career harakiri, spectacularly bursting into tears at a press conference over questions about him fiddling his expenses:

Guido would like to see this level of remorse a little closer to home…

UPDATE: In GIF form:


49 Comments

  1. 1
    Ghost of Leon says:

    Not a chance !

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    • 6
      Alas, Poor Albion says:

      It is not remorse: it is shame, haji.

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      • 11
        Gordon McAbsent says:

        I bet that Jap even turns up to work occasionally!

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      • 12
        Alas, Poor Albion says:

        The point of the distinction being that the lowlife scumbag feels sorry not for those he robbed, but for the ostracism he, and his family, will suffer.

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      • 12
        Anonymous says:

        It’s a shame that most of our politicos don’t show any remorse.

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        • 14
          Alas, Poor Albion says:

          Remorse is easily faked. It’s very hard to fake imprisonment, though.

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          • Bill Quango MP says:

            I remember Denis McShane telling me years ago when I became an MP that

            ” the greatest asset a politician can have is sincerity.

            Fake that and you’ve got it made.”

            Liked by 1 person

          • WoRaft Chihuahua says:

            I thought most of our open prisons faked imprisonment? It seems very easy to walk out of them and not particularly arduous when they are in. They can only be called ‘prisons’ for PR effect.

            Being left on Rockall and told to make do with eggs and guano, that’s a proper open prison.

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          • Alas, Poor Albion says:

            @ WoRaft Chihuahua. I applaud your redefinition of open imprisonment. This would have the added benefit of boosting the popularity of the Shipping Forecast: ‘There are warnings of gales in Rockall, …’ would significantly improve the mood of the nation.

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      • 28
        Schwarzenegger says:

        Gott in Himmel – He iz ein wurst actor zan me!

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      • 46
        I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

        Shibaku zo boke! Ketsu keru zo!

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  2. 2
    Charlie's Dead says:

    Guido as always at least 24 hours behind the rest of the world.

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  3. 3
    Elliot Morley says:

    I’m gutted.

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  4. 4
    Cathy Newman says:

    This morning the great Gordon brown, who helped shield the UK region of the EU from the right-wing, white male evil capitalist GLOBAL (except China, India, Australia, Brazil) financial crisis wrote me a message asking for a job at C4News.

    I want to know – why did he write “Dear Doris”? And why does everyone in the office now call me Doris?

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    • 10
      Ed "Sturmbannführer" Balls says:

      You don’t look much like a Doris.
      More an Eva.

      With the hair in the Fraulein style and the jackboots and that..

      I find it very attractive

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      • 15
        Yvette "Kriminalobersekretär" Balls says:

        if you think you’re getting the leather basque with the full stockings, cuffs and whip tonight, you can forget it!

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      • 19
        Cathy "Doris"Newman says:

        Du solltest mich in Lederhose sehen.

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        • 22
          Ed "Sturmbannführer" Balls says:

          Phwoor! Ich wette, Sie haben sehr dunkle, braune Brustwarzen?

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          • Cathy "Doris"Newman says:

            Komm her und finden Sie heraus, großer Junge!

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          • joekano76 says:

            I see Class IVg of Eton have had their internet access restored again tonight.

            Liked by 1 person

          • Bill Quango MP says:

            Its Houses at Eton. Not classes.

            Walpole, Godolphin, College etc.

            Its how you get your business name. Your prep school and your pulic school house.

            I am ‘Bristowe Stubbs’
            Guido looks like a ‘Spencer Mullins’, but i don’t really know.

            The Sturmbannführer there, would be ‘Bawburgh Keeble.’

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  5. 5
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Don’t pay our lot any expenses. That’ll get them crying.

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  6. 7
    Mycroft says:

    A BAFTA awaits this man…

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  7. 8
    Nick Clegg says:

    He’s not even in my league.

    “I’m..{hic}..so…so…{sob} ..so..Very sorry ..{boohoo..boohoo}”

    Noob.

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    Vince Incableable says:

    I don’t remember Ryutaro Nonomura..

    No…seriously, I don’t.

    Is he the bloke on the moped that brings the sushi?

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    Reimer says:

    Japanese-style ritual disembowelling a few of them might get their attention. Could even shut Yvette and Hattie up.

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  13. 24
    it's the way i tell 'em says:

    What do they call a disgraced Japanese politician throwing himself off a tall building?

    A nip in the air.

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  14. 31
    Chuka says:

    Pass me the Wichita sauce.

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  15. 32
    Chukka says:

    I can’t comment now I’m in Wichita

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  16. 33
    MPs fail at Geography says:

    So We now have Diane Abbott who didn’t know where Newark was and Chuka who thinks Worcester is Witchita.

    And they want to represent the people of Britain?

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  17. 34
    Restless in Godalming says:

    I would love to see the One-eyed Scottish Loon and Son of the Manse wail begging forgiveness for giving our gold away and pissing the economy up the wall.

    Long wait, I guess…

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  18. 38
    The Blokes a C*nt says:

    Look closer and you can just see Ed Miliband

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  19. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Drama Queen, pure and simple.

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  20. 40

    Finally! One politician out of the thousands world wide.

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  21. 44
    Anonymous says:

    He was only asked “what was 7 X 8 “?

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  22. 45
    Ken M says:

    If you commit seppuku with a blunt sword and have NO retainer to cut off your head, we may forgive you.

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