July 2nd, 2014

Rennard Victim Quits LibDems in Protest


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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    I only wish that David Cameron would quit in protest !

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    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

    I have never heard of Susan Gasman.

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    ‘Nigel Farage – Dave got Nil Point.’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Lord Oakshit says:

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Anonymous says:

    she lost any credibility at ‘millions of leaflets’.

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    Cyril Smith, Huhne, Laws, etc. says:

    Congratulations ESN! At last you have discovered that the LibDims are a bunch of perverts, kiddiefiddlers, mucky homos, liars and embezzlers of public funds. As a mother, you should protect your family by having nothing to do with these people, NOT help them. For shame!

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    Gosh says:

    Shockingly poorly-constructed letter. Did her job involve writing, in any way?

    And “parties policies”. FFS!

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    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    England out of the world cup, Out of the cricket ,out of Wimbledon. Don’t worry I hear the tiddly winks finals are still to be played.

    Hear ! Hear !

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    Habitual liar Cleggy says:

    I’m sorry, but I’ve never received such a letter….. at least until it becomes public knowledge that I did.

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    Jack P1E Dromey says:

    Fiddly kiddly winks?
    This could be our type of fun, eh Hattie?

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    Definitely time for some by-elections.

    My vote : R’uffley / H’ancock / B’erger out now – UKIP in.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Guffaws says:

    Can the last person to leave turn the lights off?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Will Mr Dromey apply again?

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    Lord Savile of Hell says:

    Now then, now then. Happen I support the LibDems so less of the cheek. I know people, you know. I can get things done. I was chatting to Al Capone this morning as we were having our skins flayed off by demons. Very nice man, very down to earth, and he owes me a favour. So watch it.

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    táxpáyér says:

    should they re-brand as the BBC party?

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Blimey, the way things are going at the moment – the BBC won’t have any footage left of the 60s, 70s or 80s.

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    M S Medya says:

    Look love, unless yer phone hacked by Murdoch, or you were on Pop Off Their Tops, or Rolf ‘n Jim play Doctors and Nurses with Kids in Hospital. We’re not bovvered. Oh and yer the wrong sort to be a victim of Operation Ooh er.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Lord Savile of Harris Hall.

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    Oh do Fvck Off! says:

    You are a Daily Mirror reader (if you can call it that) and I claim my right to have you Euthanised.

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    Seychelles here I come... says:

    The Home Office has lost the file! It contained information about PIE and prominent politicians! What a surprise! How could that have happened…?!

    How utterly predictable.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Due to the LibDem energy policies, the lights will go out by themselves in 2015.

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    Lord Rennard says:

    “Delivered millions of leaflets”
    Assuming she means the minimum 2 millions that would justify the plural:

    = at least 220 per day, or about half a full-time postman’s daily round, for 365 days a year, for the entire 25 years she’s been a member.

    “Spent a fortune I couldn’t afford”
    Evidently she could, or has she got herself into debt?
    Will the taxpayer or charitees be the ones who rescues this b~nkrupt?

    Tell her to prove it or admit she’s a forking liar, Nick!
    And a hooer. They’re all hooers!

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    Newark Voter says:

    Didn’t work well for UKRAP a couple of weeks ago you phoney.

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Lying through one’s teeth is a pre-condition for becoming a LibDem.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Still got the Commonwealth love fest to come too. Not seen too many BBC non-adverts for it yet.

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    Newstatesman says:

    Thought this would be served much colder

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Has anyone seen Carol Kasir’s pictures and tapes anywhere? Seem to have been lost somewhere in Whitehall.

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Just the gayers will be left soon

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


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    Labour Scandal says:

    Danczuk is attempting a preemptive smear by trying to implicate Brittan because he was Home Secretary.
    PIE was an organisation associated to the Left, that is why NCCL and their affiliated Labour front-benchers are connected to it. Any further investigations into this dossier are likely to uncover more embarrassing connections for Labour. But I suspect nothing concrete will come out of it (much of the dossier was too vague to act on 30 years ago), or the accused will be already dead.

    Cyril Smith is an embarrassment to Labour in Rotherham (and Danczuk) as he was representing them when these incidents took place in the 1960’s. He was Labour mayor and local police let him off the hook due to his local political connections.

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    Frank the Spank says:

    Lib-dem woman ffs, what’s wrong with spanking a young filly’s arse. Don’t lib-dem woman enjoy some hank panky, no what I mean?

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    London Cabbie says:

    I had that Leon Brittan in the back of me cab once and he started eating a bundle of papers!

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    Yoostin says:

    Did anyone say “sinking ship” ?

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    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Really like that handsome fucker that put Murray out though.

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    Lee O'Britain says:

    No, but I’ve still got my maid’s pinny as a momento.

    Marvelous days!

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    JJ says:

    Another great vid from Nigel.

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    Lee O'Britain says:

    He he!

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    nell says:

    The trouble is, when all of the women have left the libdems this will be a party of wimps not of men. There will be no-one left in the libdems with a backbone or holding a single principle by the time the 2015 election arrives.

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    LibLabCon says:

    More mass imigration for you sir?

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    ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again’
    – Thomas H. Palmer

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tachybaptus says:

    I think this happened longer ago than you think, perhaps when Jeremy Thorpe became leader. (Looking back, it is hard to believe he was real.)

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    Anonymous says:

    no ps mention of her dear husband

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    Ed Miliband says:

    If I become prime minister I pledge that a labour MP will come round your house and make you a cup of tea, or empty your ashtray, or do your ironing, at least once a week.

    I thank you!

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    You vote liblabcon, you pay the price - personally says:

    Sounds like Newark would be a nice place for the returning jihadist scum to settle.

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    Jeremy Thorpe ( never convicted) says:

    Nothing wrong with killing your ex-lover to keep your gayness a secret.
    Nothing wrong with that at all.

    Though why the hit an shot the dog and the lover???

    He must have thought I was screwing the pooch.

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    nell says:

    You don’t keep your promised – what happened to my free owl ? – I’m still waiting!!

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    nell says:


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    On da square says:

    We accidentally filed it in the shredder.

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    Not Rotherham, I think Sir says:


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    Labour says:

    There’s a Cost of Skivvying Crisis

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    Gordon McMental says:

    Good luck to team USA in the European championship f1 goals scoring furloughs.
    My thoughts are with America and my good friend President Balack Obama Beach

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    Lib dem women have sensible knickers says:

    No mans know

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    Lib dem women have sensible knickers says:

    Means FFS

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    Clegg and Steel says:

    We know nothing

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    táxpáyér says:

    AAISP is a top ISP.

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    most ironic comment of the week says:

    LibDems don’t like it up ‘em!

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    The Libdems must be so scared…. there will be no one left to fondle!

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    Anonymous says:

    Now then, Now then….

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    Gone but not forgotten says:

    Now then, Now then….

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I will be making a statement on Murray’s Mount at 9pm tonight.

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    Gone but not forgotten says:

    As long as someone reminds them why the prisons are so full, in some part due to (ex) BBC staff

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

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    Vote UKIP – Get UKIP :-)

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    So the penny has finally dropped.

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    Mystic Peg says:

    Held a seance today and got in touch with Jimmy, he says be knows he was a silly-billy and asked me to pass on a big shout-out to Rolf

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    Labour Scandal says:

    yes. Some Northern shithole beggining with R.

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    táxpáyér says:


    The Home Office is facing calls to explain why a 1980s dossier about alleged páédóphílés at Westminster was “not retained or destroyed”.

    The document was handed to then Home Secretary Leon Brittán by Tory MP Geoffrey Díckens.

    Lórd Brittán CLAIMED HE passed concerns in it to the relevant authorities, but the file itself was not kept.

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    táxpáyér says:

    There’s still men, trannys and animals.

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    nell says:

    Is that skivvying or skiving or both?

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    The same police ‘ force ‘ who wilfully turned a blind eye more recently because the child rapist were MUSLIMS in the name of community cohesion ,no police have been prosecuted, some must still be ‘serving’.if it can be called that.

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    nell says:

    You need to add bumblingvince in there.

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    Abdul Krim's bum boi says:

    That’s the trouble, most of ‘em DO like it up ‘em!

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    past promises are still a promise says:

    don’t forget the big bag of coal, kindling wood and water for the tin bath.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    And the only thing we want to be out of is the EU, but the elite won’t let us .

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    Nothing to see here says:

    And yet ironically the BBC has dismissed calls for an inquiry following the conviction of veteran entertainer Rolf Harris for sex crimes, saying its review prompted by the Jimmy Savile scandal will be sufficient.


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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Rolf says: I agree with Nick.

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    get Thatcher's men...The BBC says:

    The BBC are like terriers with this Leon Brittan story which is good. It’s a shame they didn’t pursue their own with the same determination though.

    Thinking about it the only two they have gone after are both Tory Lords from the Thatcher era.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    True… But a bit pricey

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    The BeeBoys from Brazil says:

    So with all the Beeboids either in Brazil or Wimbledon and no one to cheer on, will they do the sensible and cost saving thing and send non essential staff home?

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    I agree with Nick… until I get nicked.

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    Owls-R-Us says:

    don’t worry Nel, nobody in my County has had their owl yet either.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Or murdering your older brother to become king – as in certain popular faraway popular holiday destinations.

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    O'Ba-Ma says:

    You’ve got around to watching those DVD’s I gave you

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    Anonymous says:

    Being on the route of the cycling time trials, I have had the letter which basically says:

    “You will not be able to enter or leave your street by car from 3am to 6pm. You might as well take the day off and watch the event.”

    I have not the slightest interest in watching a bunch of morons riding bikes, but apparently I don’t get the choice. Democracy in action.

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    Autocorrect says:

    Vince Cable encourages executive search firms to up their game and get more women in short skirts.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    popular popular popular… FFS.

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    Autocorrect says:

    No hyphen after an adverb. Go to the corner and sit there for twenty minutes.

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    Murray Dumped? says:

    The Welsh lady called Dot who reports from Wimbledon every year for radio 4 PM. Strongly hinted tonight that Murray wasn’t trying and that he had been in a strange mood all day and it wasn’t till his mum turned up half way through the game that he looked remotely interested.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    promises, promises,

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    Ah Wee says:

    If that relates to the Tour de France, take time out to learn French

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Me no anti man an ting, me no do mans, me know wat wumans is.

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    Anonymous says:

    That article is a heap of shit. He’s trying desperately to make it political censorship, but it turns out that if you opt to block social networking sites, surprisingly enough it blocks blogs of any description.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Vote Labour, get fucked.

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    Denis Mcshane says:

    “Danczuk”? Why doesn’t he change his name and become an Englishman like me?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    The Home Office may have lost the dossier but anyone want to bet that 5 and 6 have a copy somewhere?

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    Realist says:

    Oh, come now. You can’t expect us to believe that.

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    Luxureh! When aaa worrah lad in Donneh, we ad tee eat allu that betweent ten o yus an mek it last furrah yeeyuh.

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    Call Chuka says:

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    deflated murray mint says:

    bulgarian yoghurt has modernised, hence try the frozen yoghurt (snog or yogocrush?) . it does quieten the girls aloud.

    doha is looking up.

    dublin is where the athletic action is. so when ladies need a friend…

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    Chuka Plays the Race card says:

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    Anonymous says:

    You’ll squash the life out of the poor girl you fat bastard.

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    Anonymous says:

    You’ll squash the life out of the poor girl you fat bastard

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    Handycock, molester of vulnerable female constituents, MP says:

    I cannot understand women like this. Boaz.


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    Put up or Shut up says:

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    The Vicar of Albion says:

    Fuuck off B!lly

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    Olf Arris stuffed kids says:

    Nice one.

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    Labour are anti-British racist cunts says:

    I suppose flooding Britain with immigrants “to rub the right’s nose in diversity” wasn’t racist. That tax-dodging wanker is the biggest c*nt in Westminster. A disgrace to Britain.

    Labour voters can’t get decent jobs/wages/schools/housing/hospital/GP appointments now, because of Labour’s anti-British racism. All ‘celebrated” by the c*nt “Chuka”.

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    Django. says:

    She was propositioned and didn’t have the balls (fanny!) to tell him to get stuffed and then get on with her job… Quite frankly the Lib Dems are better off without her!

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    Labour are anti-British racist cunts says:

    A better question for Chuka: “When are you going to slit your own throat, you fucking tax-dodging anti-white racist c*nt?”

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    Nick Clegg and Vince Cable says:

    We wish people would stop putting things on this website about Portsmouth, the one place that really symbolises and epitomises the Liberal Democrat Party, it is not doing us any good at all.


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    Who Cares Anyway says:

    Lob Dems in Wales – Unconfirmed reports that Cllr Mike Priestley has left the Lib Dems and is about to mount a takeover bid for the leadership of Conwy Council.

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    Chucka Uppa says:

    And the Labour party turning a blind eye to the r@cial r@pe of hundreds, if not thousands, of white girls shows what filthy r@cists your party are.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The missing file is in the same place as Tony Blair’s shredded notes.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Was you jacking over Marr mentioning “what about gays” bendy boy.

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    HenryV says:

    Parliament with a lower case p too.

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    Newark, twinned with Tower Hamlets and down town Damascus.

    Like it: But who will be the Caliph ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Empty Sack says:

    I have nothing left for the Lib/Lab/Con after a lifetime of hard work. They stole my pension to give to war and world welfare. Oh and banker’s.

    Now voting UKIP and all friends & family will do the same as our mp is a total pig who had his hand in the till like the rest of them.

    Rant over, bring on May 15.

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    Anonymous is a semi-literate moron says:

    Anonymous can’t even speak English.

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    poor pistachio says:

    pista chi os
    pista chi o

    iran and california.
    liffe too.

    sprinkle minced pistachio.
    go directly to the seed (no peeling required)
    less chunk, more fine grainy sprinkle.

    wierd and weird. lassi and lassii.
    con temp o rise.

    n t
    nlt or ntl.

    less greed is coming. so says the venom in the sting’s palatially placed milky tail.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    If UKIP starts to pick up all the flotsam and jetsam from other parties, then UKIP will turn into a LibLabCon party, corrupted and not worth voting for.

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    WAY WAY Off Topic but says:

    If abuser Cyril Smith were still alive the LibDems would be inviting him back too. They really are a disgusting bunch

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    Empty Sack says:

    The plebs are waking up to the ‘elite’ lies. Soon be May 15.

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    Gordon the mental says:

    they are region 1 so don’t play. But i sold them on ebay to some unsuspecting mug, then deleted my account.

    I made £4 of your earth pounds.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Cannot quite bring myself to follow timelines but do like this!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    There is a suggestion that Leon left Britain to join the EU gravy train as he was a pedo himself. Who knows.

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    That will be dealt with soon I guess.

    Sounds like L-B is being called to the dance floor next ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Is there a possibility that Brittan was not a p4edo?


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    I used to be gay but I took the cure says:

    wuv u

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    Susan is sound: She’ll continue making right decisions.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sc, back from the taverna says:

    I say, I say, I say, my wife went to the West Indies.


    No, she went of her own accord.

    #non conjectural and just as fucking useful.

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    Sven says:

    Vince Cable wants to get more women on boards of top companies. There is plenty of good reading on the subject of women directors at the Campaign For Merit In Business website (http://c4mb.wordpress.com/).

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    Stella Greasy says:

    “Another” LibDem “woman” leaves


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    May not have been – if he was then there really are much deeper questions to be asked. He may have been compromised, but most likely he has seriously screwed up what he was meant to have done in Europe – perhaps a bit his involvement with the Warburgs.

    If you didn’t catch it:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I am not brave enough to fire this off at the UK lefty feminista-national-socialista’s as I don’t want my account suspended again…

    Owen Jone’s has me on mute, so cannot ask the people’s voice either.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Soshalism, can a cure be found says:

    Is it possible that there are pedos in the Holy DU (Deutsche Union)

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    Anonymous says:

    The question is what the ones left at TV centre are doing as BBC1 and 2 are virtually given over entirely to football and tennis.

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    Something is definitely a bit whiffy but the actual truth may not be known.

    Many of the direct witnesses are either dead or just not talking, and there is really just a fairly active dark-grey propaganda campaign running to out this stuff and shift public opinion to the right.

    Paxton is relevant here.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Nope, commonwealth games cycling time trials.

    And for the benefit of the other poster, again, “Anonymous” is what the site uses if you don’t fill in the name box, which is pointless as you can fill in anything – do you realise that many of the usernames on this site are used by more than one person?

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    in the real world says:

    Yet more nonsense from BBC 10 o clock News
    claiming recent droughts in US states like Oklahoma
    were caused by recent rising temperatures.
    This part of America has suffered from little rainfall and
    failing crops for hundreds of years-hence it’s 1930’s
    nickname The Dust Bowl.

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    This needs to go on the official GF Record : Awesome Tweet.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sock it to them Gal says:

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    Perhaps – but maybe best not to libel.

    I would be more interested to find out which side of the Raj he hails from, and what his thoughts on Russ!a are.

    By the way – in the video above, you should be able to deduce:

    i) UK had no involvement (other than shockingly loose security…) in the death of D r K e l l y

    ii) Bla!r is not a war criminal – and Al C’ampbell is a Useful Idiot.

    iii) UK Gov is responsible for two bits of wrongdoing shown – with plausible deniability – but can you identify why the decisions were taken ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    It's only Rock and Roll says:

    Sleeping off The Glastonbury excesses

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    ordinary member of the public says:

    Well done Nigel.

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    Even the edotors look young these days says:

    I can’t believe the young Lad doing the Sky paper review is an assistant editor at the Telegraph. Does his mum know he’s up late?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Also had a record-run of drought free years before that.

    If you hear the words climate change on the MSM, someone is trying to lie to you.

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    A bystander says:

    If Ed Balls was a real socialist, surely he would be supporting the nationalisaion of the railways?

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    There ain't no money. says:

    And where would he get the money from to do that?

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    Save the apostrophe says:

    And “voted for many of the parties policies”.

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    táxpáyér says:

    As you’ve written a sensible comment or two.
    Do invent a moniker, so we can identify you from real anonymongs.

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    Ed Blinky eyes Balls a statist nationalist says:

    I will nationalise the banks!


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    Anon. says:


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    táxpáyér says:

    Can you put a price on avoiding BT?

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    Ed Balls says:

    What do I have to do to prove I’m a statist?

    Kill millions of people!

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    She missed the hash tags… tut.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A bystander says:


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    Think about DR / Bla!r carefully.

    SC may have a point – my judgement is out – but I would not want to libel folk unnecessarily.

    L-B at present is innocent of any wrong doing – no charges even. Important right now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    Shoot dogs to death, assault little boys, launch homophobic attack campaigns against gay politicians, sexually harass female members.

    Just what the hell is the Liberal Party for?

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    táxpáyér says:

    UniversOwl benefit?

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    A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

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    A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour

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    Anon. says:

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    A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

    Don’t confuse Labour with the other parties. If they all seem equally bad I suggest you try voting Labour and see if you have any savings, investments or pension pot 5 years own the line.

    Find out who is best placed to beat Labour and vote for them.

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    I ain't afraid of no boasts says:

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    Anonymous says:

    On balance it seems better to use a username which is known by all except a few idiots who don’t know how the site works to be used by more than one person than to choose a supposedly unique username which can be usurped by the sockpuppets to impersonate me.

    It is past time this site had some form of registration to make usernames unique. It wouldn’t stop the socking but it would eliminate the impersonation.

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    Hardly a Mystery says:

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    JJ says:

    Themselves you silly boy, have you not been listening for the last thirty years?

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    We ALL KNOW this is going on. IT MUST STOP says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Hey Chuka, as you’re such an expert on computers and the internet, what does “Joe job” mean?

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    BBC Loses Dossier Now says:

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    Their selfies are way cooler than Dave’s:

    Just Sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gordon went into work today says:

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    Tom Watson says:

    So who do we think the 8 names on Geoffrey Dickens’ list were then?

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    Nurka is only defence from EBOLA says:

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    A Dody defence of a Dodgy Dossier says:

    How come Leon Brittan was able to give a full statement today about a Dossier he had no recollection of until today?

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    P Doe, MP says:

    Oh dear, the net is closing in. But they told us if we just supported the EU very loudly, nobody would ever find out!

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    The Smiths says:

    Panic on the streets of Whitehall
    Panic on the streets of Westminster
    Hang the MP
    Hang the MP
    Hang the MP

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    BBC SpokesMong says:

    Because he left that post 30 years ago and he did know that the Home Office had recently been working on it. Bit of a bummer for Labour; leon in the clear and attention drawn to PIE. PIE as in harriet harman & jack dromey.

    we are doing our best to blame thatcher.

  189. 189
    AC says:

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    Neil Down says:

    Suck my infidel cock.

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    Useable repeats of Top of the Pops must be getting a bit hard to find. If it’s not the presenter, at least one of the acts is a pedo.

  192. 192
    The 'Brothers' Grimm says:

    One day…..

  193. 193
    Non-muslim drinking a cold Carlsberg says:

    27 degrees tomorrow, asshole. Don’t forget you aren’t allowed a drink till 10pm. LOL

  194. 194
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Think of it as a partial rebate of the tuition fees I swore the LibDems would never allow to be increased…

  195. 195
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Isn’t there a spray we can use to annihilate the nasty mozzies ?

  196. 196
    Viperous Old Vince says:


  197. 197
    Alan Rusbridger says:

    So, Anonymous, basically you’d like to see this comment section turned into a pale imitation of CIF*. But why waste your time here? Why not come over and enjoy the real deal ?

    Oh, and don’t forget to claim your refund when you leave.


    *Comment Is Futile

  198. 198
    You might very well think that says:

    Bloody Thieves ?

  199. 199
    You can stuff your bloody owl where the sun don't shine says:

    I really don’t want my ashtray emptied on my carpet, I object to having tea-leaves in my house and your lot had the shirt off my back last time around so there’s nothing to iron.
    Fuck off, you Weirdo.

  200. 200

    Nothing to see here:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  201. 201
    "Uncle" Tom says:

    “Uncle” Leon was the last thing on my mind.

  202. 202
    Rowan Williams says:

    Buddha wouldn’t melt in their mouths.

  203. 203

    HOMOPHOBIC !!!!!! attacks even the lib dems are not afraid of arsehole monkeys, surely.

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing I have ever posted here would see the light of day on Komment Macht Frei, but that has nothing to do with having a registration system which gives us a password for our username to prevent impersonation.

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    This is not a joke, there is a very real possibility of power cuts this winter, they really have managed to fuck up the system that badly.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    ah, now the penny’s dropping (just thinking back to comments regarding mr. vajazzle).

  207. 207
    François Holmes says:

    You could try Incognito – penetrates the burqas that other repellents dare not enter.

  208. 208
    The traitorous tit and political fraudster infesting no. 10 says:

    The LibDems should never be allowed to increase – another good reason to support my thrust to make bum-sex compulsory.

  209. 209
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Vote Labour, get LibLabCon, get butt-fucked.

    Vote “Conservative”, get LibLabCon, get butt-fucked.

    Vote LibDem, get LibLabCon, get butt-fucked.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP, full stop.

  210. 210
    Herald of Free Enterprise (Roll On, Roll Over ferry) says:

    You, apparently.

  211. 211
    táxpáyér says:

    I think the site now has typepad login for exactly that,

  212. 212
    Chris Reynard, Feltham says:

    All I ever aspired to in life was to be a LibDem gropie.
    Why can’t these awful women leave me in peace ?

  213. 213
    Ed Miliband says:

    Don’t confuse me with difficult questions. I’ve got no owls left to help me.

  214. 214
    A heresiarch of Uqbar says:

    Mirrors and copulation are abominable, because they increase the number of men.

  215. 215
    Little match girl says:

    Americans have sidewalks, the UK has pavements.

  216. 216
    albacore says:

    After decades, ancient paedophiles ferreted out –
    The odd few, anyway – now many more seem about –
    Might lead the old sages here to moot some connection
    I haven’t yet seen (still, I’m open to correction)
    With our gobsmacked MPs’ sudden, new-found sensation:
    Immigrated, female genital mutilation


  217. 217
    albacore says:

    After decades, ancient piedo files ferreted out –
    The odd few, anyway – now many more seem about –
    Might lead the old sages here to moot some connection
    I haven’t yet seen (still, I’m open to correction)
    With our gobsmacked MPs’ sudden, new-found sensation:
    Immigrated, female genital mutilation


  218. 218
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    I know nothing about LibDems engaged in school FGM inspections.

  219. 219

    I know – The tweet was written for a mainly American audience.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  220. 220
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    What happens if LibDems copulate under a mirror ?

  221. 221
    Bearder is weirder than Ed by at least 134% says:

    None of us is remotely interested in this Scotch whinging ball basher.

  222. 222
    Bearder is weirder than Ed by at least 134% says:

    Maybe whoever has a copy could post it to Mr Snowden in Moscow – or that Aussie bloke still holed up in the Embassy in London. Have to use the Uruguayan diplomatic bag though otherwise it will be intercepted by beaky nosed plods.

  223. 223

    Did see it but was unable to respond due to circumstances.

    Though my above question above was partly tongue in cheek, a point missed by almost all the respondents here (I do credit readers with the intelligence to detect irony, without always having to give pointers which only weaken its thought-provoking effect), there is a strong public taste for gallows justice currently, which seldom produces a satisfactory result, whatever way the case is found.

    Totally unconnected people speak with an amazing certainty over matters at which they were not present, on the basis of flimsy evidence, and it may be the case that a relatively youngish female, who still sports a long mane of flaming hair and is still reasonably fit in figure, will fare better than an elderly, overweight, pasty faced man.

    Still, never mind eh? Off with his head and, even before it falls into the basket, a roar goes up from the seething, unwashed crowd, many of which one notices, upon closer inspection, are dribbling uncontrollably from the mouth.

  224. 224
    Old English saying says:

    There is many a slip between cup and lip.

  225. 225

    It’s not that – just the majority of the Twitter following seems to be American – according to latest stats.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Innocent until proven guilty.

    Guy hasn’t even been charged, and the missing dossier may not have even existed. Still – will not be surprised if a previously believed destroyed copy shows up.

    Where there is smoke there is fire, but where there is lots of disinformation there is hostile intent. Professionals need to deal with this, but keeping quiet is having a counter effect now – similar to that which affected Kubrick in his later years.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  227. 227
    Less than a year to save the NHS------ from Labour says:

    One point about Ed getting his NHS sums wrong again is the fact the original figure is the sound bite played so has resonance. The retraction will not. Ed knows that as well as knowing that the figure was wrong in the first place but the damage has been done. Meanwhile the Welsh aNHS under Labour is appalling with all targets missed and paitients dying in the corridors

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  229. 229
    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Oh riely.

    I must say though for a one man band you don’t half turn out a lot of product, allthose videos, images, texts on a mutiplicity of subjects, teets, blogs and who knows what else and, it seems, 24/7. How do you do it.

    There used to be a docu maker who made product very much like you, who, amongst others, the leftie fine art crowd very much liked until he said in a lecture at the whitechapel gallery that he wasn’t a Marxist!

  230. 230
    JH26213-454635 says:

    Yes, it is called a MIRV.

    Thank god we are protected by the strong arms of science, it is time the mussies learned that no-one makes war like whíte people.

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think climate change will be heard much from the BBC until after all their 272 staff have returned from Brazil

  232. 232
    Save the definite article says:

    “sat on policy committee”

  233. 233
    Guy News Room says:

    Andy Murray said the Conservative led coalition cost him as he lost his Wimbledon title with an error-strewn performance against Grigor Dimitrov in the quarter-finals.

    He blamed the various good luck message from “Dishface” Cameron and other notable twerps in the Cabinet.

  234. 234
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Yes, let us continue to allow people to think they can promise political patronage in exchange for sexual favours. What’s wrong with that?

    Why should a man not be able to get pissed and put his hands down the trousers of any young person he pleases; they are volunteers, which obviously includes providing free wank material to us. They don’t mind. They like it. They should be thankful for the attention, the ugly bats.

    These days we hear far too much about people demanding that their bodies are their own; these waitresses, secretaries, runner boys and plebs had better learn to just bend over and take it. It is our right. World’s gorn PC mad.

  235. 235
    A real lefty. says:

    We used to have state control of electricity and it worked very well, as it still does in other countries.
    But private foreign companies are interested in keeping the lights on. They will leave soon and the tax payers will pick up the bill.
    Some of us who worked in the industry predicted this 30 years ago.
    But the people nor the government wanted to know.

  236. 236
    Mister_Nick_ha_ha_to_you_Plebs! says:

    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all wo/men doubt you …….
    Make sure you’ve proper fucked up the Boundaries!

  237. 237

    Agree with that last paragraph too. The first two simply stand up for themselves.

    One of the reasons why I don’t do Twitter is the sheer amount of time that becomes swallowed up by it. One just looks at what other people write in terms of time to compose versus quality which trade off ruthlessly. I say that with respect for your stuff which has a very stable platform of informed thought as foundation. Most others, including many MPs are frankly awful. But many are probably written by some acolyte. That is yet another huge con.

    Again on that point, I do not watch any TV and have not read a newspaper for a decade and a half. The extra time that has given me has been incredibly liberating and affords me the opportunity to inform myself according to my agenda, not some left-wing controller bent on fostering groupthink. Of course, as with any human being, it is always possible to be mistaken.

    It is highly amusing when several perpetrators here accuse me of being closed-minded, when they betray all the signs of that themselves. I am not singling out anyone in particular. They each know who they are.

    To the point, it takes some strength of mind to follow a completely independent viewpoint and I admire it when I detect it in others. Farage is currently the arch-exponent of this. Hannan and Carswell manage to keep a huge amount of independence whilst not straying over the magic line of disapproval for their party. It is significant of that party’s detachment that the former could be safely ignored until the need to present a new image has meant he must now surely be very much in vogue.

    What their detractors fail to spot is that the principles on which their approach is based are firmly rooted. To climb Everest, one needs a base camp.

    The detractors here seem similarly self-blindsided.

    Independence of thought is worth the fight though!

    Ergo vote UKIP :-D

  238. 238
    Owen Jones says:

    The increase in male suicide is down to Tory cuts unless it is Jihadi suicide which is down to Western imperialism.

  239. 239

    Agree with 6:48 am

    Prodigious and varied output of a very high quality.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  240. 240
    George Galloway,Guest Moderator says:

    Fatah incites violence with Facebook picture of militant http://dlvr.it/6BySDb

  241. 241
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Americans also have trucks. We Brits have lorries.

  242. 242
    Hans Christian Muslim says:

    Looks like you joined the wrong club Jimbo – you could have had 72 virgins waiting for you. Any sign of Bin Laden down there?

  243. 243
    The real anonymous says:

    You’ve paid for it so you might as well enjoy it – no refunds given.

  244. 244

    If he did the right thing for the wrong reason why apologise , if It helped to keep such courses out of the universities as Horse management , Sports science, leisure studies , and Golf course management he should get the plaudits.

  245. 245

    But the sensible regulation that was brought in during Margaret Thatcher’s time was very effectively dismantled or neutered by the Labour Party in a few short weeks in 1997.

    And so it was with the other utilities.

    And so it was with the banks.

    And so it was with the NHS.

    And so it was with the police.

    And so it was with the justice system.

    And so it was with parliamentary procedure.

    And so it was with MPs remuneration and expenses.

    And so it was with education.

    And so it was with the Examination Boards.

    And so it was with the broadcasters and other media, including the BBC.

    And so it was with immigration.

    And so it was with local government.

    And so it was with foreign policy.

    And so it was with the Church of England, for God’s sake!

    And so it was with every aspect of public and commercial life you can possibly examine.

    Ethics and morality went out of the window with New Labour. Never let it be forgotten.

  246. 246
    Jezza says:

    hopefully another quiet news day today, what are the muzzers up to?

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t worry too much about too much Lib Dem jetsam and Flotsam ending up in UKIP I’ve just lifted this little Gem from todays vote UK forum.

    Looks like everyone’s trying to get out of the Lib Dems, some with more success from others

    Help required with serial failed Lib Dem Defector

    “UKIP Wales would like to put out a nationwide appeal for help in order that we can get across to recent former Lib Dem Mayor of Swansea Richard Lewis that we really don’t want him ( and in fact wont have him) in UKIP’s ranks.

    Following his earlier rebuttal as detailed elsewhere on this forum he’s back in touch again and this time promising to bring on board a load of local Lib Dems. We’ve told him no chance, once again, but are concerned that this understated subtle rejection method does not appear to be getting through.

    I wonder if the Lib Dems with their bucket loads of taxpayer funded staff and long term expertise of the political world might have anyone who would be able to advise us on how to get through to their councillor that he is not welcome in UKIP? That Mark Senior guy always seems to have a handle on political developments, analysis and solutions.

    We’ve even tried politely asking fellow Swansea Lib Dem Councillor and Welsh AM Peter Black through his website if he might be able to help us but no response there I’m afraid

    Mr Lewis just doesn’t appear to be able to take a big fat no in the good natured spirit that it is intended.

    Our first thought is to now release his communications to the media but would welcome any other suitable suggestions on how to deal with a serial failed defector who won’t give up.

    Perhaps one of you other parties might wish to solve the problem by snapping him up as he seems up for grabs and apparently comes with his own little band of Lib Dems as a kind of ….Buy one get one free offer?”

  248. 248
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Why work when you can just vote Conservative ?? ………..

  249. 249

    Does she seriously believe anybody gives a FLYING FUCK ????????

  250. 250
    hang about says:

    The recent election proved that Labour and Tory voters
    were abandoning both parties for UKIP.
    ‘Vote UKIP get Labour’ is yet another scare tactic from the
    political establishment.It may have worked in the past,but
    no longer as the electorate has decided it’s a risk worth taking.

  251. 251
    Handy's Boys and the Portsmouth Police says:

    Watch it or we will be knocking on your door. Boaz.

  252. 252
    Well says:

    I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing about them.

  253. 253
    Hear All See All Say Nowt says:

    Amen to all of that S.C.

  254. 254
    Hear All See All Say Nowt says:

    Where does the copy come out of this machine ?

  255. 255
    UKIP the voice of reason says:

    F*cking BBC sc*m on BBC toady repeatedly describing female genital mutilation as being “CUT”.

    No you BBC cowards its called mutilation, it IS mutilation, its evil and its child abuse and the liberal cowards are tiptoeing around the issue desperate not to say which religion is doing it.

  256. 256
    Nonce Sense says:

    The Dickens dossier: How Brittan changed his story

    March 2013 The Independent asked Lord Brittan about the “Dickens dossier”. He emailed: “I have no recollection of these matters. Sorry!”

    July 2, 2014, 10am “During my time as Home Secretary (1983 to 1985), Geoff Dickens MP arranged to see me at the Home Office.

    “Following the meeting, I asked my officials to look carefully at the material contained in the papers provided and report back to me if they considered that any action needed to be taken by the Home Office.

    “In addition I asked my officials to consider a referral to another Government department, such as the Attorney General’s department, if that was appropriate.

    “I do not recall being contacted further about these matters by Home Office officials or by Mr Dickens or by anyone else.”

    July 2, 2014, noon He was forced to clarify his position after he was told about the Home Office review.

    Second statement “Whilst I could not recall what action was taken thirty years ago, the information contained in this [Home Office] report shows that appropriate action and follow-up happened.”

  257. 257
    Village Idiot says:

    ….In the 70’s, girls would actually ask you to screw them, as was the term for intercourse…Ladies and gents found sex fun, enjoyable, stress relieving and humerous, which is why I struggle to comprehend all these ladies who have had such bad experiences!..Of course this was interspersed with the occasional trip to the clap clinic, for the “Umbrella”, and a million units of penicillin, but, generally a good time was had by all as evidenced by repeat liasons!…Oh to be young and stupid again, instead of old and stupid!…Of course I do not agree with forced sex or any sex where the partner is not willing and happy!

  258. 258
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Eh ? Vote Labour if you don’t want to work.

  259. 259
    Village Idiot says:

    ….They (labour), destroyed everything they touched and wiped out a thousand years of historical learning on how these things ran and worked!
    …Sheer know-all arrogance from Tony Blair and his team,who must never be allowed near any form of influence or power ,ever again!

  260. 260

    They also bang on about it as a ‘British ‘ problem with no mention of the forbidden word MUSLIMS.

  261. 261
    Anonymous says:

    Quite right.

    What is wrong with that weird bird? Is it that she didn’t get to be an MP?

  262. 262
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  263. 263
    Frustrated Fanny from Fulham says:

    … everything … including the priceless FCO Library which had contained magnificent ancient documents of great historical value to our history.

    Milipede Senior was and remains a complete arsehole who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. No wonder he upped and ran to America before his collar was felt. I doubt he will ever set foot in this land again.

    We really do need to get those tumbrils working again.

  264. 264
    Frustrated Fanny from Fulham says:

    * to our country

  265. 265
    "I don't beliEVE it" says:

    This interwoven thingy has brought into the public domain more information, that was previously denied the plebs, than it is possible to imagine or deny.
    Then the mailey business enables the peasants to share well, virtually anything, with other peasants around the whole world. Amazing !
    And uncontrollable social media websitty areas grew up damn it.
    Who can be expected to cope with the speed at which people share their knowledge and varied opinions via twitty and face-about etc ? I’ve heard that even politicians joined in even though some seem to find themselves hopelessly out of touch with the realities faced by mere mortals.
    Heaven knows why anyone would seek to destroy such a goldmine of archived material.

  266. 266
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Well said SC.

    Now please explain that in detail to Jimmy. He’s got special needs but I’m sure you can manage it.

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    “Victim Quits LibDems in Protest”
    Perhaps she could get a new job on LBC, filtering question from the public. Before they can get through to, and possibly embarrass, Nick.

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    Deafening silence from the Libdem parliamentary sisterhood. What on earth was their experience of late night meetings with senior party members at the start of their careers?

  269. 269
    Gullible says:

    I was given Alan Bennett. Does this count?

  270. 270
    Gullible says:

    Absolutely right. Same with water companies. In France when EDF was limited by law to a 5% increase in tariffs, they put up prices in the UK by 22% with no grief from “regulator” Ofgem.
    Shortly the UK will be at the mercy of French nuclear producers whose capacity allows for export. Pay through the arse or else!

  271. 271
    Gullible says:

    The influx of immigrants was designed to boost their electorate. The traditional Labour voter, ie the old fashioned working class, was turning away from them and still is now that UKIP are established. The strategy is so successful that the English can safely be ignored as just one minority among many in “our” multinational “nation”.

  272. 272
    Leon Brittan says:

    Still, as someone once said, at least it was a woman he was interfering with and not a little boy.

  273. 273
    Les & Rod says:

    We should have no truck with Americans.

  274. 274
    MeMeMe says:

    Nik Clogg report in the news (of the scandal ) This is a police matter, not for a public enquiry.

    Yeah right, what he means is God forbid the plebs finding out the predilections of certain folk, similar to Al Beebyas lack of direction on Jimminy Shagvile.

  275. 275
    Vince C says:

    But only pretty ones right?

  276. 276
    Anonymong says:

    L is for Labour. L is for lice.

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not about regulation, it’s about closing down perfectly good power stations to satisfy the green loonies and subsidising the hell out of useless windmills and the like.

  278. 278
    No HS2 says:

    Nerwork Rail is already owned by the Government.

  279. 279
    Fact or Fiction says:

    There is no evidence of ‘interference’. Only propositioning using a position of influence.

  280. 280
    Gulible says:

    A Liberal Party acquaintance used to campaign for them wearing a badge saying “Vote Liberal or the dog gets it”.

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Fine if you’ve nothing to lose. Because the police who “don’t have the resources” to patrol the area will turn out to have plenty of resources for that.

  282. 282

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