July 2nd, 2014

PMQs LIVE: The Public Like It Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Charlotte Leslie (Bristol North West)

Q2 Ms Diane Abbott (Hackney North and Stoke Newington) 

Q3 Mr John Baron (Basildon and Billericay) 

Q4 Robert Halfon (Harlow) 

Q5 Jack Dromey (Birmingham, Erdington)

Q6 Ian Austin (Dudley North) 

Q7 Kerry McCarthy (Bristol East) 

Q8 Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North) 

Q9 Sir Tony Baldry (Banbury) 

Q10 Greg Mulholland (Leeds North West) 

Q11 Susan Elan Jones (Clwyd South) 

Q12 Jim Shannon (Strangford)

Q13 Mark Pawsey (Rugby) 

Q14 Michael Ellis (Northampton North) 

Q15 Mr Dennis Skinner (Bolsover) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    PMQs should be a nice and fluffy Eurovision thing

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:


  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Early doors

  4. 4
    UKIP says:

    Dear Dave as the EU parliament has re-witten the Lisbon Treaty and they now appoint the President. Can you honour your guarantee of a referendum on a treaty Change

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fuck off beaker is all I can say

  6. 6
    Son of Brown says:

    Tractor Stats

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Didn’t Gordon cure cancer?

  8. 8
    Not impressed says:

    Why are they trying to score points on Cancer patients? Seems sordid to me

  9. 9
    annoyed user says:

    Jesus christ Miliband is getting hammered on the NHS

  10. 10
    Harriet in the dock says:

    Harriet is wearing the Rebekah Brooks frock. Is she in court this afternoon?

  11. 11
    Diversionary Tactics says:

    Miliband trying like shit to avoid the economy or his Labour critics

  12. 12
    Mumsnet says:


  13. 13
    It's only Wednesday...Dave says:

    What Happens on Thursday?

  14. 14
    EEEEK says:

    Flabbott alert

  15. 15
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


  16. 16
    Norma Stitz says:

    Another Miliband fuck-up.

  17. 17
    Bercow Bias says:

    Why is the speaker giving Abbott unlimited time to ask a “question”?

  18. 18
    FFS says:

    It’s her ‘Get that dirty thing away from me’ dress.
    Jack must have gotten frisky last night.

  19. 19
    The Vicar of Albion says:

    Honourable lady ?? LOL

  20. 20
    Scotch MP count says:

    Where’s Gordon?

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    Unite want a EU referendum! When will Labour U turn?

  22. 22
    Hubble Bubble says:

    On a Witch Trial probably.

  23. 23
    Comments in the comments...where else? says:

    Actually I was intending to gouge my comment with a blunt chisel laced with sulphuric acide directly into the screen of my PC monitor but thanks for reminding me to use the comments instead.

  24. 24
    I, Jack Dromey (Birmingham, Erdington) says:

    More bbc wanted

  25. 25
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Mrs Dromey alert

  26. 26
    Diane Abbott says:

    £500 hair cut! thats nothing what about my £11,000 naked self portrait you racist white people paid for, now leave me alone you are eating into lunch time

  27. 27
    Village Idiot says:

    …Abbott stressed, ……good; The day she becomes colour blind will be one to celebrate, and get those shoulder chips filled in, …sorted!…..I cannot help being white, well, blood pressure pink really!

  28. 28
    Gordon McFuckwit Bust says:

    No he saved the world don’t you know?

  29. 29
    SocialDemocrat says:

    PMQs is so boring these days, it’s a wonder anyone actually watches it. People complain about the ‘bullying’ nature of it, but compared to the clashes of 70s, 80s and 90s it’s quite tame in comparison.

  30. 30
    Slaughter the Tory elite says:

    309 days to go!

  31. 31
    Eid Miliband says:

    I want to be the Caliper

  32. 32
    The Saint says:

    Why has Andrew George got two first names?

  33. 33
    bercow says:

    Her disability rights requires that I allow her time to take bites of food between each breath.

  34. 34
    Duty Pędant - Polly Toynbee edition says:

    Horrendously white

  35. 35
    The Labour NHS in Wales says:

    Times like this I Ed he wished he could have a duvet in there with him so he can curl up and hide underneath. He really is the ultimate plonker and even Brown and god forbid Kinnock was better than This utter muppet and that’s saying something

  36. 36
    ComRes Survey says:

    100% of people on the street believe that Mumsnet could make a better job of running the country than the current bunch of LibLabCon tw@s.

  37. 37
    The Red Princes and their Union bought minions says:

    Slam DUNK

  38. 38
    Red Princes says:

    We expect to be suitably rewarded by the unions to rule the country on their behalf.

  39. 39
    hairdress for women and men says:

    Green eco fashion? maybe not. No, “it” has become fashioned by TV cartoons.

  40. 40
    Dances like a bee and stings like a butterfly says:

    If this was a boxing match the Labour front bench would have chucked in a towel by now. This is just appalling by Ed.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    What’s Sir Leon up to these days?

  42. 42
    Oooer says:

    Sir les Patterson is an MP now?

  43. 43
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    an early liquid lunch, perhaps

  44. 44
    C u jimmy says:

    Scottish plank

  45. 45
    David BS Cameron says:

    Spouting random statistics and utter bull$hit together with major league bullying are all part of the job for Tw@s like me.

  46. 46
    Norma Stitz says:

    Packing a suitcase I expect!

  47. 47
    BBC double speak says:

    The odd thing is. Whenever Dave does well at PMQs and he is doing well today. The BBC always says that Dave put in a poor performance.

    Will they prove their rule today?

  48. 48
    David BS Cameron says:

    For an utter tw@ talking bollox as usual.

  49. 49
    Sexist Pig says:

    Two sugars love.

  50. 50
    NERMAL says:

    I think that on the evidence that Milliband gets worse each week at the PMQ’s.

  51. 51
    Norma Stitz says:

    Not a chance. JoCo is hurriedly selecting the lefty emails right now.

  52. 52
    I can't rememebr a single thing he asked says:

    Ed miliband is irrelevant.

  53. 53
    Voter says:

    What planet do you live on?

  54. 54
    Hypocribarrased says:

    They have to talk about billionaires as they used to shout about millionaires but now the Labour elite are all millionaires its a tad embarrassing*(see note)

    Note *
    Hypocritical was replaced by embarrassing as in the present context the meaning would have been lost due to the Labour party always being hypocritical

  55. 55
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Dinosaur alert

  56. 56
    Mitch says:

    Skinner is such a tw@t.

  57. 57
    Beast of Bolsover says:

    Where am I?

  58. 58
    Isis in Tescos says:

    Skinner is clogging up the NHS

  59. 59
    Pikey says:

    Mending potholes is good for harworking families.
    As is roadkill.
    On yesssssssssssssssss!

  60. 60
    baldormort says:

    Mending potholes is good for long term families and the ecomonic plan?

  61. 61
    Proud Brit in Lidl says:

    The whole country would get a boost if Skinner crossed the floor and decked that pan-faced excuse for a PM.

  62. 62

    I will take the pictures for you Jack, I know you want to see them

  63. 63

    I can send you some pictures from last night *innocent face*

  64. 64
    The Growler says:

    And that’s just the Towys. So what is that “Ali G” doing there where ever it is?

  65. 65
    Biassed Broadcasting says:

    Yep here we go, as you predicted – they read out 3 emails and say clearly PMQs was won by Mr Milliband … so says Mr Neil.

  66. 66
    Ukip have 0 MP's says:

    Time for Britain to wake up and smell the noir cafe!

    Britain has to stay in Europe to beat down on the corruption and lies of all the other countries. Now I trust David Cameron to get the best deal for UK but he can only do that with a majority in parliament. Ukip and Libs going nowhere fast. The only worthy contest is between Cameron and Ed Militant.

    So you want to protect our English way of life do you? Then vote Tory my friends. Vote Tory!

    My wife and myself have booked a ferry to France on Friday 8 May 2015 5AM and hired a house for few months. Passport renewal apllications went in yesterday so we will all be set.

    I promise you if Militant wins we will simply sell up here and settle in France!

  67. 67
    Mumsnet says:

    I asked my hubbie for £5k for a boob enlargement. He said no, first rub toilet paper between your jubblies twice daily for 3 months and see what happens.

    So after 3 months I said “Well can I have that £5k now as the toilet paper hasnt done a thing”

    Hubbie scratched his head and said “I cannot understand that as it worked on your arse”

  68. 68
    Godders McBloom says:

    Go and clean behind the fridge, dears.

  69. 69
    PMQs Stenographer says:

    Loaded timewaster questions about long term economic blah,blah.
    Some bloke mumbling about NHS targets.
    Angry pensioner on about nurses.
    Bald headed posh tit answering different questions to those he was asked.
    Lord Farquaad telling everyone to s-t-f-u as usual.
    Fat old lawyer type Tories asking questions purely obo residents of planet Tory.

    Zero achieved.
    Live. Die. Repeat

  70. 70
    Judith Chalmers says:

    See ya!

  71. 71
    Labour are union linked! says:

    Its obvious to me Labour party has links to unions yet they try and deny it. I would rather have Cameronnthan Milishit!

  72. 72
    Jean Claude Junker says:

    Sign your name at the bottom, Dave, old chap.

    Next to the words ‘Ever closer Union’

    Now fuck off.

  73. 73
    The Growler says:

    Dave says, “No. I am the greatest PM ever, notice how those Euro leaders just bow to my wisdom and tow my line, you lot will just dance the tune while I play the my fiddle, so there!”

  74. 74
    Bórder Fàrce says:

    A passpórt so quick. In your dreams.

    You are a UK citizen so get to the back of the Q

  75. 75
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Vote Tory and watch Dave invite 75 million Turks from the religion of peace into the country? No thanks.

  76. 76
    Gordon Brown says:

    Dave, you can borrow my Lisbon Treaty crayon if you like.

  77. 77
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is this me?

  78. 78
    Sod UKIP says:

    UKIP just 3% ahead of LibDems in todays YouGov.

    Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio….

  79. 79
    Comments Off says:

    ……but when they come back on we WILL rip you a new asshole and not the sort even you would want to fondle.

  80. 80
    UKIP Voter says:

    I’ve been voting to keep the other guy out for years and you know what?
    The other guy always wins.
    This time I’m voting for who I want.

  81. 81
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Liblabcon’s mass immigration policies over the last fifty years and the resultant multiculturalism and diversity have been a great benefit to the UK. Look at the English football team. How much better we are now than, say back in 1966. Oh hang on.

  82. 82
    Sod UKIP says:

    Isn’t that what spastics had strapped to them? Hasn’t Miliband got Ed Balls serving that purpose?

  83. 83
    Milibollocks? No thanks! says:

    I can promise you that by the end of Ed Miliwankers first day in office, with Ballsup at the Treasury and Harperson at wherever she pitches up, you will be wishing Cameron was back!

  84. 84
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Dave should sign it in disappearing ink :-)

  85. 85
    Whack-a-mole says:

    How is it a contest between Dave & the Milithing? They’re both cheeks of the same common purpose arse. Vote UKIP until we get UKIP.

  86. 86
    Power to the people says:

    So what?

  87. 87
    The Growler says:

    Quite simply any focus on cancer in its various forms affects a high percentage of families, the biggest problem is getting it seen in its early stages and after treatment after a
    predetermined time there is no followup, so they only go to the GP when they become by which time they have contracted secondary cancers, that seems very noticeable with regard to breast cancer, once the 5 year clearance is passed. Don’t worry guys there is the male only cancer, prostate cancer get thi sens checked out from 40 on, remember also that the younger you are the more untreatable P.cancer is, but you can get breast but rare in males(just make you lot feel inclusive)

  88. 88
    Because says:

    The unions represent the leaders ideology & aspirations rather than their members.

    Example – Why did Unite pay for Tom Watson to go to the USA and attend the News Int AGM. WTF did it have to do with the union members?

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Poor little Ed can he not stand up to the little posh boy ahhh FUCKING DIDUMS!

  90. 90
    Lose the battle win the war says:

    So labour lose kick out miliband and get a slick fucker like Chuka to lead them.
    New New Labour win in 2019 pick up the common purpose thread that Cameron has so lovingly looked after then away we go again.
    Bollocks to that.
    Get Miliband in fuck things right up meanwhile the Cons drop the PC shit win in 2019 and we don’t see a Labour government for another 20 years.

  91. 91
    Twat spotter says:

    Ahh typical leftie
    Lose the argument so resort to violence.

  92. 92
    Shooty* says:

    BBC could barely contain their excitement over the creation of the caliphate this morning. They’ve LOVING that stuff.

  93. 93
    Max says:

    Unite have asked labour to change their policy and allow a referendum on Europe
    . Interesting

  94. 94
    The Growler says:

    You didn’t have to avoid being Nokiaed on the other hand Ted might have been Nokiaed.

  95. 95
    The Growler says:

    I don’t believe it!!

  96. 96
    The Growler says:

    Hiding behind Bloomer’s fridge

  97. 97
    Mycroft says:

    There is no ‘Bercow Bias’ that I can see.

    The plain fact is that fatty raised an important issue.

    The MP for Newbury is quite possibly using Parliamentary influence for personal gain.

    I can’t stand her either, but we all need to listen to the f’cking message.

    I think she was given a proper hearing because what is going on may be another ‘Expenses Scandal’ that will explode right in the middle of the GE.

    I don’t care particularly if he is trying to be an unholy re-incarnation of Rachman as it’s all grist to the mill.

    Vote UKIP.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Did anyone notice that Miliband was actually not looking at all well. Looked like he had been up all night.

  99. 99
    The Growler says:

    He would probably make a better job of it than any in the HoC and be more amusing

  100. 100
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Bit fucking late,didnt hear a peep out of them about Free movement of people undercutting some of the lowest paid in the country,but what the fuck do the unions care about some poor c unt packing grozen chickens all day?they are there to protect the other trod upon ie teachers,tube drivers,lazy public sector pricks and cabin crew.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Stay in the UK we don’t want your sort moving to France.

  102. 102
    The last Bastion says:

    Perhaps he was checking his stats for once.

  103. 103
    The two Muppets says:

    Is it just me as I cannot understand a word that Abbott is saying . Maybe we
    should have an interpreter when either she or the Jocks get up .

  104. 104
    RomaBert says:

    For Ramadanading-dong?

  105. 105
    RomaBert says:

    The Old Man of Bolsover should have finished his afternoon nap by now and ready to have his pad changed by nursey :)

  106. 106
    The Growler says:

    Gordon ask that fashionable man about town Guido Fawkes known in every pub in Westminster and beyond.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    But it was light-blue Tony, and his New Labour mates, that spent 13 years sucking up to the billionaires – and he is still at it!

    ‘Meet Egyptian president’s new economics adviser – Tony Blair’. For, according to Russia Today, Blair has ‘agreed to advise Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi as part of a United Arab Emirates-funded program that promises lucrative “business opportunities” to those involved’.

    P.S: And what has Dave done to counter Banker’s Bonuses or limit his out-of-control mates in the City?

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