July 2nd, 2014

Goldsworthy Joins Lobbyists Before Losing Election

“Hanover Communications has secured the services of Liberal Democrat politician Julia Goldsworthy,” reports PR Week. The former LibDem MP turned Treasury SpAd for Danny Alexander was last heard from heralding her campaign to win back her old Cornish seat. Which is clearly not taking up all of her time.

Well at least she is off the taxpayer dime for the first time since 2005…


  1. 1
    John Bellingham says:

    Yankee Go Home!

    I believe a dime is known as a florin in England.


  2. 2
    Guido says:

    taxpayer dime/murdoch cock – it’s all the same to me bud


  3. 3
    The left-wing hordes says:

    Well at least she is off the taxpayer dime for the first time since 2005…

    A personal tragedy for her, and after only such a short time too.


    • 5
      Viperous Old Vince says:

      Here’s hoping that Nick Clegg isn’t off the taxpayer dime in 2015. Honest.


    • 8
      An MP's taxpayer funded subsistance is for life, not just for Christmas says:

      As an ex MP, a failure as an MP, a useless MP, she will still be drawing the tax payer ex MP dime.


  4. 6
    And Murray's beard says:

    Has he come out yet?


  5. 7
    A plastic surgeon says:

    Never liked Kay Burley! That’s why I put a face on her that looks like she’s accelerating towards the camera at 5G.


  6. 9
    Whack-a-mole says:

    First good idea she’s had get a job early – there is likely to be a glut of ex liberal crimocrats on the market next year.


    • 37
      Helpful surf (geddit?) says:

      Anyone know what this outfit lobbies for? Probably some scam or other – like most of the rest of them.


  7. 11
    Wacht am Rhein says:

    As if they still had Deutschmarks to drop, some Germans seem to be hearing the distant sounds of a much beloved former currency dropping.



  8. 14
    Chuka on the Booze says:


  9. 17
    MUST? What's this MUST? says:


    • 21
      Malala says:

      Fuck off and stop ringing me.


    • 26
      UKIP is the only way to vote says:

      You stole our money and our pensions, so you get some of it from your own bank account, besides £12billion a year is given to charities in our name but not with our permission, use that or have you found another city that the taxis need gps.


    • 28
      And the solution is? says:

      Gordon says that the solution to this is the same as any other problem.
      First throw money at it, truckloads of money!
      Second, wait until the problem solves itself or just lie about it being solved and quote how much money you wasted on it.


    • 40
      Fred the pensioner says:

      It is vitally important that JGBrahn is locked up asap and the keys to the lock safely and securely disposed of.


  10. 18
    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    The Conservative led coalition wish Andy Murray the very best of luck in holding on to his Wimbledon title.


    • 41
      Fred the pensioner says:

      You must be the only people in the whole country that think that. This miserable bastard needs to go back to Dunblane (better give him a flak jacket though).


      • 42
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Fred the pensioner says:
        Your comment is awaiting moderation.
        July 3, 2014 at 3:06 am

        You must be the only people in the whole country that think that. This miserable b*stard needs to go back to Du nb lane (better give him a flak jacket though).


  11. 20
    Maimed Codger says:

    Well at least she does not have to put up with… Trump Turnberry… To trump here in the UK means to break wind… Fart… so it will for ever be known as the Fart Course… or to follow the natural progression,,,, a pile of Shite… Probably…


  12. 29
    peter sharp says:

    Come on Tim! Will he ever win a grand slam?


  13. 32
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    She used to have lovely firm thighs n buttocks

    I hope she still has


  14. 33

    She was pressing the flesh, now it’s fleshing the press!


  15. 34

    Another jobs worth going around the swings and roundabouts.


  16. 35
    Cornish Patsie says:

    Sad reflection on local Lib Dems that they’ve taken this useless woman back. Don’t they remember how she ‘bombed’ in 2010?

    As for the house of Hanover, weren’t most of them mad?


Leave a Comment

Seen Elsewhere

Ruffley Must Go | Guardian
Political Correctness Breeds Extremism in Schools | Chris McGovern
Ruffley Faces Crisis Meeting | ITV
I Sang “Maggie Out” (When I Was 7) | Liz Truss
UKIP Have Learnt How to Street Fight | Dr Rob Ford
Now Labour Want to Tax Sports Betting | BBC
Farage: Dave, Griffin, Rory, Lord Ashcroft, Beer & Fags | Sun
Ruffley Lawyers Issue Apology | Standard
Dave Donor’s Husband is Putin Crony | Mail
UKIP Reshuffles | James Forsyth
David Ruffley’s Future Under Discussion by Tories | BBC

Westbourne-Change-Opinion Guido-hot-button (1)

New Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has big ambitions in his first meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu today:

“I came to bring this conflict to an end.”

Flight Watch says:

Russia Today is a cauldron of bullsh*t. The only people that take it seriously are deluded conspiracy theorists. Other RT journos have resigned citing the same reasons.

It’s about as believable as Press TV, KCNA of North Korea or the Daily Mirror.

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads