July 1st, 2014

WATCH: Bercow Denies He is “Preoccupied” By Guido

Referring to the tape published by Guido this morning disproving Rachel Reeves’ claim not to have said she wants “all benefits” to be “universal”, Tory MP Mark Harper has raised a Point of Order accusing her of misleading the House. The Speaker responded by trying to have a little dig at Guido, which then spectacularly backfired:

JB: “I am bound to say for my own part that I don’t spend any time browsing on websites, it’s not something with which I am in any way preoccupied…”

Tory MP heckles from sedentary position: “Very wise…”

HUGE LAUGHS FROM TORY BENCHES

JB: “It probably is very wise. Such matters are of no interest to me, but I am grateful to the Honourable Gentleman and I note his nocturnal habits.”

The truth betrayed by the narrowing of his eyes and the forced laugh. Guido is glad to hear Speaker Watch is hurting…

UPDATE: Guido understands the Tory heckler in question was Michael Ellis.


49 Comments

  1. 1
    frenchjohn says:

    Shouldn’t Herr Bercow be on your ‘Twat Watch’?

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    • 7
      Hugh Kipper says:

      What’s this internet thingy?

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    • 8
      Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

      It’s his wife’s nocturnal habits he should be wary of.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 14
      Lies, Damn Lies and Bercow says:

      I am surprised given that it’s the internet which landed his wife in court and Little a John a massive fine to pay.

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    • 15
      Engineer says:

      Is Mr Squeeker suggesting that whilst Ministers must correct statements made to the House if they are shown to have lied through their teeth – erm, sorry, ‘misled the House’, it’s entirely optional for members of the opposition front bench or backbenchers to correct the record if they are found out telling porkies?

      So the opposition front bench can say any old bollocks on the record and not be called to correct it?

      The cynical amongst us might be tempted to say, “We’d noticed”.

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  2. 2
    Heavy v Bubblegum says:

    So when parents were worried about us listening to Deep purple, Black Sabbath and Led Zepp. While they watched Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile and top of the pops?

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    • 9
      Duncan Shite says:

      Do as you Dad says I say

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      • 23
        Rachel Reeves says:

        I never said what I said I said….and any way, I’m in the Labour party so the BBC won’t report me and Squeaker John will ignore any protest…..so let’s move on.
        Come on and get down on it.

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    • 42
      Harriet Harmong says:

      We were right to make Jimmy and Rolf national treasures and we were right to condem them in the court of public opinion.

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    • 44
      and who wouldn't says:

      Dad watched Pan’s People mostly.

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  3. 3
    Duncan Shite says:

    Duncan Shite that’s IDS

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  4. 4
    Stop Hamas says:

    All sympathies to the families of the 3 Israeli teenagers

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  5. 5
    Gosh says:

    So Guido publishes adult stuff for night visitors?

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  6. 6
    DAVID HOT AIR BALLOON FACED CAMERON says:

    VOTE BLUE GO PINK :)

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  7. 10

    Has he got a non parody Twitter account ?

    Reeves could be in contempt of the House:

    h**p://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176841/Lying-misleading-Parliament-criminal-offence.html

    h**p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contempt_of_Parliament#United_Kingdom

    If her (at best) misleading statements interfere with order of business.

    Elsewhere, EU Radical History Part 1:

    http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?o=U

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 12

      Oops: Radical History…

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 13
      Is IDS next? says:

      Universal benefits on time to budget!

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      • 18

        That would cause a very large disturbance in the force, for the Useful Idiots on the left.

        Other than being a big success for IDS + Conservatives, if it pans out positively, lots of future Labour voters will not have gainful employment at tax payer expense to keep the old scams going.

        May force Labour to go totally postal.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 22
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        Have you got anything to add other than constantly bed wetting about IDS?

        Why have you got so much sand up your fanny about him? Did he make you get a job or take away some of your undeserved bennies?

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  8. 16
    Nigel Farage says:

    “Dishface”Cameron congratulates Juncker, covers him in coconut butter and licks him all over http://wp.me/p1U04a-7xO

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  9. 24
    Bercow not fit enough to lick Bernard weatheralls boots says:

    I doubt Guido’s blog would feature much in the life of the speaker of the house if the speaker was a mature individual who respected the post he held.
    Bercow isn’t that individual though is he?
    He and his wife are immature publicity hungry fools whose efforts to ‘rock’ the establishment have only succeeded in making themselves look like a pair of twats.
    Just go for fucks sake and give the job to a grown up.

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  10. 25
    Three Lefties says:

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  11. 32
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Can someone explain to me why so many leftard mongs keep pissing their pants about IDS? Regardless of the subject Guido is reporting some turd will pop up and start bitching about him.

    I don’t recall many leftards getting sand up their fannies about the monumental fuck up that was the NHS IT Project. Or was that ok because it was done under Labour?

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  12. 37
    Sally Bercow says:

    Do you want to come behind the commons bike sheds and see my woo?

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  13. 38
    Sally Bercow says:

    I’ve had sex with several men while little winky john sits in the corner and watches

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  14. 40
    Not in my name says:

    So Squeaker Watch is hurting eh?

    His sensitive little soul crushed by the ever increasing body burden of daily humiliation, wife antics and the result of just being a total little prat.

    Good.

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  15. 47

    Bercows nocturnal habits include sloppy seconds after his wife has banged a nig nog.

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  16. 48
    75% redundancies asap says:

    MPs have more holidays than teachers, 75% of UK law is decided by the EU and the social misfits want to discuss 3 dead people thousands of miles away and another politician lying.
    What a sham.

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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