July 1st, 2014

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  1. 1
    New King Maker says:

  2. 2
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Mehdi Hassan is the biggest asshole I know.
    People like him are not only a part of the problem but also the HEART of it

  3. 3
    Rachel the Labour Replicant Reeves says:

    Westminster – 2015 – fracking gas clouds explode majestically in the air across the city, flying eco cars zip across the sky. A giant advertising blimp urges people to migrate, in the strange, multi-culti, Nigerian-Polish-Bangladeshi street dialect of London.

    “Do you like our Owl policy?”

    …asked Rachel, the labour android drone, who didn’t even know she was a labour replicant, programed to repeat soundbites in a machine like, affirmative captain, computer voice from the 1960s.

    “Is it expensive?” inquired Deckard, the hard nosed American financier from the IMF.

    “Very! .It seems that you feel our hard left, socialist paradise, policies are not a benefit to the nation…” she said.

    “Your policies are like any other part of your government. They are either a hazard or a benefit. If they are a benefit, its not my problem.”

    “We love benefits .. love them .. I get a warm glow dishing them out..” she said.
    “Have you ever seen a Labour policy that you thought was a benefit to the public?”


    “But in your line of work..there is always a possibility? ”


    Dr Ed Miliband appeared, his square set, nerdy glasses making his eyes large,
    like a Barn owl. His big brain pulsing with lefty wonk tank ideas.

    He studied the IMF man cautiously

    “Is this to be a competency test? Dilution of the so-called ‘money supply’, fluctuation of the financial markets. Rising of the interest rates check?”

    “We call it the Mein-Kampf for short. After that socialist Hitler.”

    “Demonstrate it. I want to see it work.”

    “Labour governments never work”

    “I want to see your capitalists methodologies work in person. I want to see it work on a negative before I provide you with the positive.”

    “What’s that gonna prove? No socialist country has ever become richer. Every single one has damaged the very poor they purported to help. From Algeria to Venezuela..From North Korea to Zimbabwe, France to Angola, they are all failures. ”

    “Indulge me”

    “You’ve been indulged enough..You have crashed the economy again… we are taking over..”

  4. 4
    Abu Qatada says:

    Barouh dayan aemet

  5. 5

    What do his Henry Jackson colleagues think ?

    Ruffers may be a bit too extreme even for them.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Lesser spotted Newt says:

    Ken livingstone said ” this is the last time in my lifetime I can get a labour government that works ” So in effect in that one sentence he has just agreed that the Labour GOvernments before did not work yet he still shrilled at the top of his voice for them throughout? Very telling of the lefty mindset and why Labour governments are always a complete total and utter disaster for this country.

  7. 7
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Although Mi-6 discounted both as Soviet agents, I am still convinced Harold Wilson and Sir Roger Hollis were indeed traitors.

  8. 8
    Broon Runner says:

    “I’ve …done… things..you people wouldn’t believe! I sold gold at the bottom of the market to the men of Zio-n.
    I stood near Obama as he twinkled by the Brandenburg Gate..”

  9. 9
    Haven't they done enough damage already to our pensions says:

    Labour considers £2 billion tax raid on pensions
    Middle class pensioners face raid on pensions to pay for nursery workers’ degrees in report warmly endorsed by Ed Miliband


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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Bury St. Edmunds ummm!!! – That town of course, is where every employment tribunal record is supposedly stored … (to the best of i’s knowledge) and it is rather hard but not ‘impossible’ to find records there if one is persistent enough.

  11. 11
    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    This is SO GOOD. Mick Jagger on Monty Python: “They’re just a bunch of wrinkly old men.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcsVz6jo5MM … (& Charlie Watts too)

  12. 12
    Broon Runner says:

    Mine was a huge success. Remember 1997-2007 ? More boom than you could count. Everyone was richer and richer! A flat that cost £37,000 in 1997 cost £237,000 in 2008.

    How’s that for making everyone rich? i was a financial genius, providing you don’t look beyond 2008 and don’t count any of the PFI deals, or the gold I sold, or the tripling of public spending funded by raiding pensions…etc

  13. 13
    Lord Jihad of Livinghell says:

    “I’d accept a peerage to serve in Miliband’s cabinet.”

  14. 14
    Bosun Higgs says:

    “Hello, I’m from Guy News.”
    “Look, I’m, er, straight actually.”
    “Sorry, that’s Guy News, G-U-Y.”
    “Oh, is that a lads’ mag, then?”
    “More of a political blog. Can I ask you?”
    “That’s one of those computer online things, isn’t it?”
    “Yes. Could I ask you about David Ruffley?”
    “David Ruffley, your MP.”
    “No, my MP’s….er….Simon somebody, White, no, Wright, Simon Wright.”
    “You’re not from Bury, then”
    “No, Norwich. My Mum lives here, though, you could ask her.”
    “Thank you, I’ll – excuse me – ”
    “It’s no trouble, I – oh, they’ve gone. And I was going to tell them about David Ruffley and that business with the – well, it doesn’t matter I suppose.”

  15. 15
    Voices Off says:

    It’s your socialist duty to become a Lord of the Realm

  16. 16
    Lard Prescott of Hamm says:

    I fought against her..her..her..head..it..or.ee hereditary? Titles my whole life..

    But then I thought if that cheating, champagne socialist Kinnock is having one, then I am too!

  17. 17
    Harriet Harman says:

    My tits long to be sucked

  18. 18
    Her Maj says:

    “Arise, Lord Slither of Newt”

  19. 19
    Can Carr do better says:

    Can or is it him

  20. 20
    Lord Edmund Blackadder says:

    You can sit next to me…or Lord Lardarse…..or Baroness Tonge…or Lord Mandleslime……

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    Nige in Strasbourg Get back Home says:

    UKIP -> you never set foot in the EUSSR institutions.

    Get back to the UK.

    Fill in your last expense claim for traveling and subsistence aboard.

    Do all UKIP business in the UK

  22. 22
    Pontius Pilate says:

    Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!

  23. 23
    The lies of the EUSSR says:

    You are confusing Europe and European markets and businesses with the Political construct known as the EU. Now shut the fuck up.

  24. 24
    Harriet Harmong says:

    Lord Prescott was right to oppose the peerage system all his political life and right to accept a peerage himself when offered one.

  25. 25
    Gordo McMong says:

    Pretend to be my cruel nasty nursey and I’ll suck them for you sir!

  26. 26

    Next time Comrade, socialism will work next time.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    My answer would be ruffley no.

  28. 28
    Robespierre says:

    Grayling and this Government now want to involve the State and taxpayers in “revenge porn” by making it criminal.

    FFS all he has to do is tell people to stop posing for rude photos.

    No wonder the prisons are overcrowded.

    We do not need anymore criminal offences on the Statute Book especially ones protecting people from their own indulgences and stupidities.

  29. 29
    A Chinaman says:

    Are you sure you are not Glenda Jackson ?

  30. 30
    David Cameron says:

    And again, let me assure you of my total desire for independence from ‘Europe’. Here’s another example. I shall not, in our vibrantly enriched society, seek to do the same here. Told you I was a Eurosceptic.

    “Court Rules To Uphold French Ban On Veils
    The European Court of Human Rights agrees that the veil could make “open interpersonal relationships” difficult.”


  31. 31
    Fidel from Cuba says:

    These modern politicians just do not think about the consequences of their actions upon the taxpayers they are supposed to be serving.

    All they seek is publicity in the hope that it makes them look good and leads to money for them and their mates.

  32. 32
    Guido can't see the problem unfolding says:

    The conservative case against Iain Duncan Smith
    by Nick Cohen
    In the Spectator 30 June 2014 18:04

    “If Conservatives were sincere, they would want him out of office now”.

    “he has a Napoleon complex”.

    “Once the poor chap saw himself as a potential Prime Minister.”
    ” Now he sees himself as a great reformer”.
    “As he no more has the capacity to be the latter than the former,”.

  33. 33
    Ianto Evans says:

    You, sir have obviously never heard of that good old Welsh proverb “you do not look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire”.

  34. 34
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Q. What is long firm and round with loads of hair around its base ?

    A. Fidel Castro’s cigar.

  35. 35
    del Boy says:

    I always thought he would make a pretty good Merchant Banker myself.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Very strange that post above about Leon Brittan and some pedophile ring in Westminster

  37. 37
    The Growler says:

    Ta Geedes but no, I have more important things to do. Some would say “Who, who’s that”, some will call him “a complee plonker in it”, and others, “Ruffers, good guy, great MP always vote for him, what’s he done? I just don’t believe it”. Go out and about and get a proper sample of constituents not just standing outside the Conservative Club Geedes.

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    He may be as much use as tits on a bull but he’s on the blue team so he must be defended.

  39. 39
    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    Thank god my molester wasn’t a celebrity:

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    Q: Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?

    A: Because it’s set in the future.

  41. 41
    Ed Miliband's going to cancel your bennies, Jimmy! says:

    Run, Jimmy, run! Ed Miliband’s coming, and he’s going to take your bennies away! Run! Run! Or he’ll make you do coursework, Jimmy! You won’t be able to post on this blog all day if Miliband makes you work! Run! He’s coming for you, Jimmy!

  42. 42
    Jimmy says:

    It’s like the McAlpine thing. You spread whatever smear is going around the internet and when it turns out to be all bollocks you then pretend it was all Sally Bercow’s fault.

  43. 43
    Jean Claude Juncker says:

    Bend over and take it like a man.

    And where’s my fucking money?

  44. 44
    Damien McBride says:

    Something like that.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Closed comment on Brittan request. Clegg and BBC chair will be watching with interest.

  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    Just because someone was connected to Thatcher does not necessarily mean they are a kiddyfiddler.

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    This is my coursework

  48. 48
    A real lefty. says:

    But France is a bunch of lefties who don’t know what they are doing according to the right wing press.

  49. 49
    Leon Britain sings the hits says:

    Tie me 6 year old down, sport
    Tie me 6 year old down

  50. 50
    Cliff Richard sings the hits says:

    The young ones
    Oh how I like the young ones

  51. 51
    Tom Watson says:

    Funny how I’m completely silent on Operation Ore and Labour’s 100 year secrecy order. That’s our Tony for you! Protecting his Labour friends.

  52. 52
    r o peace says:

    Another brick to fall?

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t Brittan used to hold Hague’s seat before going to Europe.

  54. 54
    Leeon England says:

    Oh fuck.

  55. 55

    Now the ECHR have reversed their previous love of my ideology, nay, religion are we to expect that the eengleesh will want to ban face coverings. Those fackin French.

  56. 56
    Tachybaptus says:

    The tiny generosity of the truly narrow-minded is a wonderful thing to behold.

  57. 57
    Tachybaptus says:

    Then you are truly in hell, and I am sorry for you.

  58. 58

    Ask Kinnock.

  59. 59

    Comments closed oy ! oy oy ! I vunder vhy already

  60. 60
    The British media are cunts says:

    Shock horror, the entire establishment is full of poof, pervs and ponces.

    Time to nuke the fucking lot and start over.

  61. 61
    Abdullah says:

    What a great idea! Please circulate to the population of Tower Hamlets, Bradford, Luton…


  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Must have landed on the wrong thread-no mention of domestic violence, or does that crime touch a nerve?

  63. 63
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that the BBC are running Guido’s top story, shouldn’t the BBC just go ask Hattie Harpic about the activities of PIE? Or have the BBC airbrushed that to history just like McMong’s fucking up of the economy?

  64. 64
    The British media are cunts says:

    When the list of Ore had hundreds of politicians, BBC celebs, judges and plods basically the make establishment of course they buried it.

    The BBC for example have never shown any interest in exposing kiddie fiddling unless it involved a Tory.

  65. 65

    Notice that you are now linking to the Euston Manifesto which claims to be the property of the late Norman Geras, for legal reasons.

    I knew Norm from the Political Workshops at Manchester University which I attended some half a dozen times over the last two decades. He truly was a great man, even though not of my political persuasion. There was a great discomfort amongst the left when he supported war in Afghanistan and Iraq. But his stance was honest and principled.

    It is to be hoped that his memory is not being misused.

  66. 66

    Will it be too hot, too sandy, too poor, will my bennies stay the same, can I fondle girls, mutilate them, can I run crash 4 cash, get a pension without contributions, kick shit out of homos and the state?

    If not, then I shall remain with my five hooded wives and fifteen children in TH.

  67. 67
    táxpáyér says:

    Well the flat cost the same to build, the land cost went from a small %age to the majority.

    But making something that requires no physical input to create even less affordable = Gordo-wealth! We can sell these less affordable things to other people to make the economy Gordo-Grow! Then when we double-plus-un-growth the lending markets we’ll bail them out with savers money they might have wasted investing in productive (eek employeing people eek!) endeavours.

    Thank goodness interest rates are low.

  68. 68
    Who left new labour immediately for job in the UN? says:

    Is that a euphemism?

  69. 69
    Jimmy says:

    “There was a great discomfort amongst the left”

    Some of them SC, some of them. No misuse at all I assure you.

  70. 70
    táxpáyér says:

    They dust those records with heavy fluoride to deter people.

  71. 71
    Jimmy says:

    I like to be even handed as you know.

  72. 72
    táxpáyér says:

    Some practise for after you graduate

    “Would you like fries with your meal?”

  73. 73
    Leon Brittan, Ken Clarke & others says:

    Oh fuck, the game’s up.

  74. 74

    Guidogram is pretty good – get the sleaze straight to your phone. Keep it up Guido!

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    How much did Guido donate to the Tories at last years Billingsgate banquet. Did do you buy your own ticket or where you and the wife there with your noses in the trough at someone else’s expense????

    Are you going tomorrow night. If so, who bought your ticket this time???? Conservative home????

  76. 76
    The Scottish chapter says:

    Lord Robertson was one of yours and as bad C Smith, Labour are in it as much others

  77. 77
    Jimmy says:

    Well there must be something in it or it wouldn’t be on the internet.

  78. 78
    Jimmy says:

    It’s all Russian money these days by the looks of it.

  79. 79
    Jimmy says:

    It would appear the Fawkes’ meals were generously provided by Sir Michael Hintze. In the circumstances you can see how it would have been in poor taste for Guido to tell tales about what went on against the expressed wishes of the party for tact and discretion.

  80. 80
    non taxable pikey says:

    One country’s civil war is another country’s opportunity. http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/01/us-israel-trade-insight-idINKBN0F63DF20140701?utm

  81. 81

    “Some of them…”

    Not you, then?

  82. 82
    David Icke says:

    I told you all so!

    +650 or should that be +666?

  83. 83
    David Icke says:

    I told you so…but then the character assasinations started.

    Does the MO ring any bells?

    Vote UKIP!

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    David Icke says:

  85. 85
    Harriet Harridan says:

    I have no idea who Rolf Harris is.

  86. 86


    From Socialist Review:

    Norman Geras 1943-2013
    by P’aul Blackledge

    The author of the seminal and groundbreaking work, Marx and Human Nature, was not without his faults.

    Norman Geras died an apologist for imperialism and had spent the last decade and more trying to justify Bush’s and Blair’s drive to war in Afghanistan and Iraq. That said, it would be a mistake to dismiss all of his work because of where he ended politically. For in the decades before he became a warmonger, Geras made important, if flawed, contributions to Marxism that deserve rereading today…


    Indeed this pessimistic assumption of a universal apathy and indifference alongside his attempt to reduce Marx’s concrete ethics of freedom to an abstract ideal informed Geras’s rapprochement with an apologetic form of liberalism. This was his tragedy, but we can still learn from the best of his earlier writings if we read them critically.


    Oops! They don’t like it up ‘em, do they?

  87. 87
    non taxable pikey says:

    Time for a laugh. Following posted by ISIS on Twitter. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bre5jQHIYAIOBt5.jpg

  88. 88
    Sally Bogcow says:

    I hear there’s free pie at Westminster tonight *innocent face*

  89. 89
    A tad unfair. Labour has direction. One direction. Marked EXIT says:

  90. 90
    Developing... says:

  91. 91
    Nemo says:

  92. 92
    Jimmy says:

    I think of the Socialist Rapists’ Party as our ukip.

  93. 93
    Grape Vine says:

    Isn’t this Westminster scandal in the waiting supposed to be serious stuff, much more serious than the celebrity groping?

  94. 94
    Beth says:

  95. 95
    Graip Vine says:

    Isn’t this Westminster scandal in the waiting supposed to be serious stuff, much more serious than the celebrity groping?

  96. 96
    Jimmy says:


    As I think I’ve mentioned before, I have no problem with the overthrow of tyrants. At all.

  97. 97
    I told you so says:

  98. 98
    inamood says:

  99. 99
    Tiago says:

  100. 100
    Blowing Bubbles says:

  101. 101
    Tony Bliar says:

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Elm Guest House just won’t go away

  103. 103
    Harman PIE says:

  104. 104
    Rupert Murdoch rubbing his hands together with glee says:

    It’s pay back time you pommy bastards….

  105. 105
    non taxable pikey says:

    Let’s start a fund for the one way air-tickets. http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/30/Hey-Guys-Caliphate-Time-To-Go

  106. 106
    follow the bloodline says:

  107. 107
    Tachybaptus says:

    We seem to have two Jimmys running in tandem tonight. Real Jimmy, could you go to Gravatar and get a little picture so we know who we’re kicking?

  108. 108
    A Record ALL TIME ICE HIGH and not a Dicky Bird from the BBC says:

  109. 109
    Jean the Shrimp says:

  110. 110
    Blonde Bitch with Balls says:

  111. 111

    Not in those words. Not in reply to me. Not that I can recall. Please correct me with evidence.

    But I accept your premise, as far as it goes.

    What I found unbelievable was the dismantling of all security apparatus in Iraq. It was a “Kennedy shot” or “9/11″ moment for me. The hairs rose on the back of my neck. From the moment that I heard that, I knew that it was all going to go horribly wrong.

    Will you accept being classed as a “Geras” man?

  112. 112
    Blonde Bombshell says:

  113. 113
    a says:

  114. 114

    The L-B P’do thing: House Warburg need a rocket put up them.

    Short UBS.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  115. 115
    Jimmy says:

    I came to the Euston Manifesto through my admiration for the writings of another member, Nick Cohen, but from my little reading of Geras it would be an honour.

  116. 116
    Jimmy says:

    Just one. I’m just finding the footy a bit tedious.

  117. 117
    Tachybaptus says:

    Well, we agree about something then.

  118. 118
    The British media are cunts says:

    The media are more interested in Kim Kardashian’s massive arse

  119. 119
    Jimmy says:

    In the finest New Labour tradition I am maintaining equidistance between the US and Brussels.

  120. 120
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Thanks for that – again. You got form on here.

  121. 121
  122. 122
    Stuart Hall says:

    Looks like a kiddie spit roast to me!

  123. 123
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Just like Rolf – be seen to be at the top of protection for children … then the truth comes out …

    just like Ms Oppenheimer – awarded the post of ‘Childrens Minister’ ‘rewarded for her failure’ by none other than Blair …

    They always seem to apponit those most guilty [of covering up] the highest position …

    i could mention Dame Butterle-sloss (her husband) as a further example but why bother?

  124. 124
    JJ says:

    It’s a libertarian thing!

  125. 125
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Cohen – is and has been paid for all of his career to keep up the appearance of ‘division’ left/right – he is part of the game to keep the public running from one side to the other …

    It’s such an old, old trick by the establishment and is beyond the pale.

  126. 126
    I used to be gay but I took the cure says:


    Leon Brittan found up Kebab Time’s bumhole!

  127. 127
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Agreed – and it is interesting to note the above bloggers having a private little distract from some FACTS WHICH ARE OUT THERE tit for tat among themselves. They seem to have their convenient blinkers on – as is their FORM.

  128. 128
    Enoch Powell says:

    Worst of all a traitor.

  129. 129
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    But it is the Pandora’s box for the establishment, irrespective of party political and institutional lines.

    Piano wire and lamposts are at the ready.

  130. 130
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    AND THOSE LISTS WERE FAXED TO EVERY – National newspaper from texas back in i believe 1999 – and what did Rupert do with ‘his list’ apart from publishing the truth and the names of many senior CEO’s besides the other trades mentioned – entrap and blackmail for his own ends i suggest.

  131. 131
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Oh come on – don’t forget Janner.

  132. 132
    Karl Marx - a sky pixie for cretins says:

    I spy a rabid, eye swiveling leftie.

  133. 133
    Davis Cameron says:

    He’s my hero!

    He touched my bottom once.

  134. 134
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And who were the real ‘controlling hands’ behind the Kray Twins and their bumsexing?

  135. 135
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Finally – we are getting to the real true heart of the matter – DESPITE the pitiful and misguided and patently obvious ‘silence’ of the 650 lambs who call themselves MP’s and of course the huge number of hacks’n journo’s who were AT IT AS WELL.

  136. 136
    Dan Hodges says:

    I hope not.

  137. 137
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    AGREED – but the lefty Common Purpose mob are as equally guilty.

    The left and the right (spinning to conceal for the most high up guilty) – caught in the public domain – with their fucking trousers down.

  138. 138
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Welcome back troller – it’s been a while.

  139. 139
    Tachybaptus says:

    Hovering in mid-Atlantic on your delicate gauzy wings.

  140. 140
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    But isn’t it funny [NOT] how the opposing political papers have failed to actually out the dirt on the ‘cross party cover ups about child abuse’ of so many politicians for decades – perhaps the papers are infested with many pa3dos as well – and that it is time that a light was shone on them as well?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s the wrong kind of ice.

  142. 142
    Tachybaptus says:

    Bugger, that was meant to be a reply to 107. But it was feeble anyway.

  143. 143

    There is a link on the posting and slide in this which should correct your perspective slightly:

    Lux e tenebris.

    Bla!r et al. were out gamed at their own game. But it appears that others were too focused on leaked cables to notice that their future plans were rumbled.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  144. 144
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    At this point tonight i would like to point out to Taxpayer that i have had four cans of beer so far – but i am not pissed so far.

    i am however looking forward to Taxpayers – intelligent and content full comments mind.

  145. 145
    Sir Edward Heath says:

    I remember how excited you were.

  146. 146
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What a shill dupe he’s become – and RUPE is of course of scotch fremsonic rite origin. Oh dear them sonics just can’t admit that their Rses were bought and owned by … you guessed it.

  147. 147
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Howe many hogans might be as guilty from the Force too?

  148. 148
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Controlled msm are spoiling for a big event to distr.act from the unpalatable truths that are out.

  149. 149
    William Vague says:

    I’ve had eleven pints and it’s only 8:30am!

  150. 150
    DEE says:

    Is there a D notice out? The Meeja have stopped mentioning Geedo’s developing. At 6pm it was on all the airwaves and now not a sausage.

  151. 151
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ah yes of the neil ice coverage – it’s them ‘inconvenient truths’ again – lots of them coming out now and the established order are [about time too] in complete and utter fucking disarray. Sweet.

  152. 152
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Key is to watch all of those out there who – sing his praises / talk himup …

  153. 153
    The British media are cunts says:

    I see the BBC are not going to have an investigation into Rolf Harris’ time working for them.

    It’s time fat fucking bone idle plod investigated the whole of the BBC. That’s three fucking BBC pervs outed so far, how many more are there?

  154. 154
    The British media are cunts says:

    Caitlin Moran. Why is the BBC obsessed with fucking dykes?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i’ll be back … 2mro.

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    Kes says:

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    Suspect they need something big in order to boost their income more than distract or cover up.

    Distractions / cover ups are of more importance to others: Problem for them is the spot light is not moving.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Memory hole says:

    They represent >50% of their staff!

  161. 161
    David Axlegrease says:


  162. 162
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    £ 300.00 a day attendance allowance ?? YES please !!! :)

  163. 163

    Will William Hague be asked about what he knew about what Leon Brittan knew about that dossier ?

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    A bystander says:

    Well done Guido Fawkes.

    Keep it up.

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    Viperous Old Vince says:


  167. 167
    Bob Rusk says:

    No. Cameron will say something like, ‘we welcome any muslims from France’ or some such shit, and all their mosquitos will flood over here so that they can dress as black pillow boxes. Naturally, they’ll all be on benefits.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Errrr says:

    Why can’t that notice be lifted?

  170. 170
    táxpáyér says:

    You’ve got flecks of spittle on your chin.

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    I don't get it says:


  172. 172
    táxpáyér says:

    Ha, you think Carney’s better than Vince?

    It would derail the amount of rent-seeking banks currently loot via more interest on falling house affordability.

  173. 173
    táxpáyér says:

    Only accurate thing is naming a place “sham”.

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Blimey that Jon Snow is a w@nker.

    What kind of interviewer speaks for longer than the guest and doesn’t let them speak for longer than 4 words before butting into them.

    Snow is an awful bore and bully who is well past his sell by date. Chop him like the radio 5 presenters and let him present Countryfile or the Testcard on bank holidays…

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    Anonymous says:

    Where is Hariaett Harman who you need her to stick up for peeedophiles ?

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    Are you suggesting Hague is a gayer and susceptible to blackmail ?

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    Petulant Floating Voter says:


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    but at least it's *nice* faeces says:

    And their treachery explains the spectacular success and triumphant survival of the Soviet Union.

  179. 179
    Your Whistle Is Wilting says:

    Oh, fuck off.

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    That’s a nasty speech defect you’ve got there. Have you considered training as a British TV announcer?

  181. 181
    Your Whistle Is Wilting says:

    Be still, my heart.

  182. 182
    Tony von blair says:

    You have,nt got the order of the running dog 2nd class like i have.

  183. 183
    Rhubarb says:

    Long and thin
    covered in skin
    red in parts
    goes in tarts.

  184. 184
    Rhubarb says:

    perhaps they just like to see what they are getting before buying?

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    Rhubarb says:


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    albacore says:

    Ooh, yer – Cast Iron’s crapping bricks
    He thinks there’s not much time to fix
    Those bad Dark Ages coming back
    Give all of Parliament the sack
    And it just might not be too late
    To stop that being England’s fate


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    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    That Birton onion Johnny you media chaps are looking for is on Holiday in the Holy land.
    They don’t extradite from there.

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    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    What Exactly Is ‘Racism’?

  189. 189
    Rinka Scott says:

    It would appear that 2 july 2014 is going to be a good day for justice.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    optional extras says:

    And father Xmas will fly about the house of thieves and do acrobatic tricks whilst throwing sweets to the children.

  192. 192
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Didn,t it play at Glastonbury?

  193. 193
    Village Idiot says:

    …..We now have diseases in this country , that had all but been eradicated, but, immigration and lax medical checks, have ensured their return!….Thank you!

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    optional extras says:

    Should be, why Scotland scared to say YES and go it alone after all those years of whining about being slaves of the English or is it they just are as usual just flying kites and scared to be a successful country in their own right.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I think Rolf Harris may be this week’s Andy Coulson.

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    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Called a plumber out the other day. He was Chinese.

    Called a builder, he was also Chinese.

    Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well !

    Bloody Yellow Pages

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    r y says:

    Laugh ? I thought I’d never start.

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    Lord Wreath says:

    I’m sure there are plenty of programmes that would be better suited to Snow’s talents. How about the Potter’s Wheel ….. or maybe a part in The Woodentops ?

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Leaked Conservative led coalition assessment of their own record predicts 4% fall in Housebuilding next year. A Labour Government will get Britain building.

    Hear ! Hear !

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    optional extras says:

    Er, tell us about it after the tennis , too busy watching that Ausey lad ,besides Cameron is sorting it out

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    Jimmy says:

    tough on jimmy, tough on the casuses of jimmy

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    Running Bear says:

    People just bandy it about these days without thinking. There is no such thing as the Muslim race, there is the J3wish race, Romanians are not a race, there is a Gypsy race who speak Romani.

    By racism most are actually meaning tribalism.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Jagger obviously hasn’t looked in a mirror recently!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Funny that they never married?

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    England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

    Yeah! Got to put all of those fucking immigrants somewhere! Next door to you, I hope!

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    RWG says:

    Stop swanning around, Bewick.

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