June 30th, 2014

Yeo Cashing in On Way Out of South Suffolk

Money grubbing Tim Yeo’s deselection by South Suffolk’s Tories has resulted in them not hearing another word from their MP since February. How things change, it was only in December that he was sending them Christmas cards for the very first time. However Tory councillors on the planning committee at Babergh District Council in South Suffolk have noted an application in Yeo’s name to build a new dwelling in the garden adjacent to his house (application here). One local tells Guido “It is quite clear that Yeo means to cash in and sell up.”

Guido always suspected that Yeo’s devotion to his constituency was less than genuine given he actually lived over a hundred miles away in Sandwich in Kent. Local Tories say that since they got rid of Tim 4 members resigned in protest and some 100 members joined and donations are on the up. They select a replacement candidate next month.


  1. 1
    Caliphate R Us says:

    Another tory wanker.

  2. 2
    DtP says:

    And to think the lad wanted to be leader – total Dunning Kruger.

  3. 3
    Grow Vennor Rode says:

    Guido always suspected that Yeo’s devotion to his constituency was less than genuine given he actually lived over a hundred miles away in Sandwich in Kent.

    What about his luxury Riverside apartment overlooking the Thames?

  4. 4
    Tim Yeo says:

    Deal with it.

  5. 5
    Willy Vague says:

    Another false tory wanker

  6. 6
    Err says:

    ‘I slept with 10,000 men': Former Australian escort tells all in new book about her life as a sex worker (and the exact number was 10,091)

    Huh! They paid her to sleep????

  7. 7
    Conservatives are the inclusive party says:

    The French Believe mixed race Chuka, L’Obama anglais, is in the wrong party.

    “But no doubt he has chosen the wrong party to mount again. Par adoxically, the Conservatives are more innovative than Labour in choosing their leaders. Designation for directing a Je wish kingdom (Disr aeli in the nineteenth century), a single suspected of being homo sexual (Heath 1965) or a woman (Margaret Thatcher in 1975) reflects this openness. In contrast, the traditional white working component of Lab our is reluctant to change.


  8. 8
    Sue Denim says:

    Did she give the numbers for those now with AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Crabs, Hepatitis B, and Herpes?

  9. 9
    Dave is the new what? says:

    A J3w, a poofter and a woman, so what is Dave?

  10. 10
    Joe Public says:


  11. 11
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP Ethics Advisor says:

    Hey Tim, come on in, the water’s lovely.

  12. 12
    ac1 says:

    Christian s should take a lesson from this act.http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/06/27/teenage-girl-sentenced-to-a-year-in-jail-for-throwing-bacon-on-a-scotland-mosque-128004 have a viloent terrorist wing supported by large numbers of congregation if you want to be protected by state. Sentence is longer than for actually bodily harm assault.

  13. 13
    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    Breaking: Andy Coulson will face retrial for paying police officers for royal phone directories; CPS.” <- lawyers rejoice!

    Hear ! Hear !

  14. 14
    nell says:

    I do hope they don’t make him an eu commissioner or give him chairmanship of the environment agency or something as thanks for all his ‘public service’.

  15. 15
    nell says:

    What idiot throws bacon away – you cook it and eat it or didn’t he know that ? – oh wait a minute this was in scotland!!

  16. 16
    jgm2 says:


    Fucking Scotland and its vaunted ‘independent’ legal system (what’s that you say, Megrahi guilty?, whatever you say yanks) has prostrated itself before the religion of peace too.

  17. 17
    Was it geedo? says:

  18. 18
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Is his name an angram of something? Like Tosser?

  19. 19
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Who said they paid her?

  20. 20
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Happy days are here again !!

  21. 21
    John Bellingham says:

    On the subject of Golf, on the Daily Politics is the Green member of the Lords Jenny Jones insisting that golf courses in the south of England be concreted over to supply land for housing with some areas turned into football pitches so that people can get exercise! She also believes that members of the Royal family have no right to write to ministers of the Crown, a right that everyone else has.
    Add to all that the appearance of Grant Schapps doing an impression of that bitchy little acid-tongued drama queen Miss Y-front Bryant and I am wondering if the world went loony during the night.

  22. 22
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Maybe but also another trougher!

  23. 23
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking Scotland if you please.

    Give it it’s proper title.

    Like Hove Actually.

  24. 24
    The two Muppets says:

    Vote UKIP and get Labour.

  25. 25
    Maximus says:

    I think that last line was supposed to be “They hope to select a replacement candidate next month”.

  26. 26
    Noooooooooooooooo says:

  27. 27
    Maximus says:

    I won’t fucking please. In my circle it’s Scotchland.

  28. 28
    You'll take what you're given says:

    You are confusing what you term as “openness” with what the Establishment term ” Manipulation”.
    Thus, at the moment we have Rule by “Tory Rich Fat Boys and their Cronies” which followed the Scottish Fabian Mafia. Next is either the Polish Marxist, with Jewish DNA and adenoids and his team of wannabe assassins ( if Ball’s knife-wielding is as incompetent as his driving, Miliabsurd will have a long and quiet life). Or there is no overall control in which case we shall have who knows fuck. The diabetic May -or may Not. The Ubiquitous Mrs Balls with the adaptive accent according to audience. Mr Balls should keep practicing the piano, although if he plays like he drives, he’ll have trouble getting past Grade 3 without hitting it head-on. Or the Half-caste Narcissist with the big ego and the bigger watch.
    Mrs T was the token woman who rebelled and took over. Heath the closet – homosexual. Hughes, the greedy Bi- etc etc.
    And in the background, actually pulling their strings? The same tired old men who have been sloughed off like used skin. Heseltine, Clarke, Howe,

  29. 29
    The two Muppets says:

    Yes ,Tim Yeo gives the Conservatives a bad name ,but at least no where
    near as many of their MP,s have been convicted in a court of law
    and sent to prison as Labour MP,s have .

  30. 30

    Official: Tim Yeo has received Permission from Planning Officer Pearce as the application is not being called in.

  31. 31
    The two Muppets says:

    Yes ,I expect that he will also want to join UKIP .

  32. 32
    The two Muppets says:

    It makes you want to throw up .

  33. 33
    Herman Munster says:

    There, There Lily. The EU has never managed anything right; just think of the pension.

  34. 34

    How much money will he make probaly £300, 000 plus Nice one Tim

  35. 35
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    He’s comforting her because she came second to him in the Ugliest Woman competition.

  36. 36

    Ah! Another location in space-time in which I once lived.

    Hove Actually is now just relegated, against its wishes, to “Brighton”.

  37. 37

    When Tim sells up he can emingrate to a Tax Haven and live a life of Reily
    NO Taxes to pay

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe we need a Labour government so that they can finish off f*cking up the economy — by that I mean well and truly f*ck up the economy — to get through to folk tempted by Labour, once and for all (i.e. for generations to come), as to the economic cluster-f*ck that awaits in the event of Labour government.

  39. 39
    "Dishface" Cameron says:

    Ladbrokes just taken £1k @ 25/1 on Elizabeth Warren to be next US President. Odds cut to 20/1


    Yes,it was my bet,I gotta make a living somehow as I ‘ll be out of Number 10 next year !

  40. 40
    workers vote UKIP. .And email Chucky. says:

    Depeche Mode – Everything Counts (Lyrics):
    30 years old relevant as ever

  41. 41
    The two Muppets says:

    I think that it might be too late then . They could completely destroy
    the country as they almost did before .

  42. 42

    He is just another trougher trying to make as much money as he can before he is out.

  43. 43
    Mycroft says:

    So one ferret says to another:- “I smell less than you do!”

    That’s not exactly a recommendation to rub yourself with a ferret as a form of aftershave is it!

    Get the lying, cheating and self-serving creep out of the HoP then send in the cops… job… jobbed.

  44. 44
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Vote Conservative and get Blue Labour, all but a few of the Quangocrats are still there. The only visible difference is the seating arrangements in the House of Commons.

  45. 45
    Bill de Burgh says:

    “Gives the Conservatives a bad name”??????????????
    Fawkes, you can close this site down now, safe in the knowledge that the funniest comment, incapable of being topped, has now been made on it and as a result it would only be downhill from here. And as for “not as many imprisoned”……I think “we’ve got criminals, only better ones, who haven’t been tripped up” is utterly ridiculous too.
    “We’ve got Himmler. Yes, I know, I know. But Hitler’s *much* worse…..”

  46. 46
    RWG says:


    If you ain’t got time to watch it all, watch from 1:05…they pwned the gaff!

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