Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday this morning to find out why Dave had his Phil in Europe this week. Elsewhere in Guido’s column, don’t miss out on:

• 40,000 mums versus Alec Shelbrooke
• Who does Le Monde call “L’Obama Anglais”?
• Craig Oliver gets left behind
• Rennard back on the party scene…
• The euro gravy-train is cancelled – for one day only…
• Diane Abbott’s £500 hair do

Politics for the many, not the few – just 70p in your local newsagents or online here…