June 29th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday this morning to find out why Dave had his Phil in Europe this week. Elsewhere in Guido’s column, don’t miss out on:

  • 40,000 mums versus Alec Shelbrooke
  • Who does Le Monde call “L’Obama Anglais”?
  • Craig Oliver gets left behind
  • Rennard back on the party scene…
  • The euro gravy-train is cancelled – for one day only…
  • Diane Abbott’s £500 hair do

Politics for the many, not the few – just 70p in your local newsagents or online here


101 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    Who is Dave? says:

    Has Dave had his Phil of what?

  3. 3
    The British media are cunts says:

    Just like last time, the polls show people agree with Cameron over Europe, once again Nick Robinson and the BBC get it wrong.

  4. 4
    BS is for? says:

  5. 5
    peter sharp says:

    You can not be serious!

  6. 6
    The natural position of the Left was anti EU until New Labour was created says:

    Why do BBC Newsreaders always effect a tone of voice that leaving the political EU is bad?

  7. 7
    Socialism is theft says:

    The main disaster of the EU this week was not the appointment of Juncker but its desire to provoke a war with Russia.

  8. 8
    Juncker says:

    Did someone say Tom Collins?

  9. 9
    Socialism is theft says:

    I think you will fins that it is Farage and UKIP that have been proven 100% correct on the EU all along and Cameron spectacularly wrong.

  10. 10
    shitbag says:

    Tim Lovejoy’s not on telly this weekend – he’s at Glastonbury – not paying for himself of course. Freeloading media man gets in for nowt and has his iwn luxury tent area – only plebs have to pay

  11. 11
    non taxable pikey says:

    Money makes the World go around….

    The partners in Israel’s Leviathan giant natural gas field said on Sunday they signed a non-binding letter of intent with BG Group to export gasto BG’s liquefied natural gas (LNG) plant in Egypt.

    The parties are holding talks to reach a deal under which Leviathan will supply 7 billion cubic metres annually for 15 years via an underwater pipeline, the partners said in a statement. An energy source in Tel Aviv said such a deal would be worth about $30 billion. (Reuters)

  12. 12
    M(.)rningt(.)n Crescent says:

    Peedo! Peedo! Peedo!

    And a young bird with her norks out on page 3.

    Journalism at its finest.

  13. 13
    Fakery says:

    The guy on the right has not been groomed.

  14. 14

    Our freedom of screech appears to be under threat.

  15. 15
    DAVE WAXWORK says:

    I AM SOOOOOOO ANTI EU.

    CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THIS ‘ JUNCKER’ BS

    MWAH HA HA HA HA
    :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  16. 16
    DAVE WAXWORK says:

    BS IS WHAT I TALK!!

  17. 17
    DAVE WAXWORK says:

    HI MATE,

    I THINK THE BRITISH PUBLIC FELL FOR IT AND THEY WILL VOTE FOR PINK TORY NEXT YEAR…..

    THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!!

    DAVE x

  18. 18
    Norm Normal says:

    Because that’s labour policy, libdem policy, bbc policy and leftard policy which all read like they were written by the same committee.

  19. 19
    Snake Oil Dave at it again says:

    Camermong is just courting votes in the run up to the GE you fool.

  20. 20
    Owen Jones says:

    Happy Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim mates.

  21. 21
    Great song says:

  22. 22
    How about you go and live in Tower Hamlets and walk around openly with your boyfriend? says:

    Hi Owen. How come you’re deathly silent on FGM, honour killings, child marriage, grooming gangs and execution of gays in islamic countries? Could it be you’re a gutless leftie c-unt?

  23. 23
    Rob Roy says:

    An independent Scotland would mean the UK would no longer be a land locked island.

    Just think about it.

  24. 24
    Quickie Mart says:

    Sale!
    Bulk buy lithium tablets $1.95 per pkt 20

  25. 25
    Enter Sandman says:

    Metallica were fucking awesome at Glasto, bitches!

    Also fantastic was Bryan Ferry. It was also rather amusing to see thousands of hip kids and trendies cheering and dancing to Ferry, who’s openly Tory. A funny old world we live in.

  26. 26
  27. 27
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    Dave Cameron has already promised that if you Scottish boys and girls are good boys and girls he will let you set your own income tax rates.

    What could be fairer than that ?

  28. 28
  29. 29
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Because they are part of the propaganda assault, that is why a referendum at the wrong time could be a disaster , the BBC , Guardian , Mirror , Trade Unions , Labour , Libdems Tories , etc. would be allocated millions of Euros to mount a campaign of fear about leaving the EU.
    To lose the referendum to the Eurofanatics would lock us into the system for generations , a constant stream of gloating EU bureaucrats would appear on the BBC ,congratulating the British people on making the correct decision, it would be seen as a mandate to force more diktat down our throats , in no time would we be forced into the Eurozone , any semblance of independence gone ,then the real mass immigration would begin in earnest, hitherto we have only just been given a taste of things to come.

  30. 30
    Norm Normal says:

    Regarding these Rusty Ruski frogfoot jets for Iraq, who will fly them and will they be used in Syria?
    Didn’t think Iraq had the pilots with the relevant experience or current rating on the type of aircraft?
    Something fishy is happening there as usual when Putin is involved.

  31. 31
    Daves lost it to UKIP says:

    There was also a Survation poll in the Mail on Sunday with fieldwork conducted on Friday (tabs here). Topline figures there were CON 27%(nc), LAB 36%(+4), LDEM 7%(-2), UKIP 22%(-1).

    http://ukpollingreport.co.uk

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Is there nowhere that old etonians, crooks and perverts can go to find succour?

  33. 33
    You know something? says:

    The Unions have traditionally been anti EU, protecting the British labour force. Has that changed?

  34. 34
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  35. 35
    Island says:

    I thought long and hard about it and came to the conclusion that islands are water locked not land locked???

  36. 36
    The BBC says:

    3 million British jobs are dependent on our EU membership. If we leave, not only will all those jobs be lost, but the people who do those jobs will become blind and fall into big holes with spikes at the bottom and their hair will fall out and their children become addicted to heroin.

    Fact.

  37. 37
    Gated reverb says:

    John Bercow’s married to an easy lover. She’s out with her male friends for one more night.

    Meanwhile, millionaire Polly Toynbee pretends to care about the poor but for her it’s just another day in paradise.

    Against all odds, UKIP have made great advances this year and Farage can feel general election victory in the air tonight.

    Cathy Newman is typically biased, giving Labour a say instead of allowing both sides of the story.

    Miliband had a small lead in the polls but ended up throwing it all away.

    Lord Rennard brags about his invisible touch with the ladies.

    And arrogant tosspot Chuka jets off to Ibiza to stay at his expensive home by the sea.

  38. 38
    Jizzminge Allwhine Brown says:

  39. 39
    Anon says:

    your the one that needs them ‘quickie mart’ if you seriously believe this cameron vs juncker thing wasn’t stage managed to make cameron appear anti eu….

  40. 40
    What the Conservative Party thinks of you. says:

    Our members are swivel-eyed loonies.

  41. 41
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    I LIKE CRUDARSE.

  42. 42
    Guy News Room says:

    “The 1922 Committee has become an old fashioned temperance society.”

    Guido Fawkes

  43. 43

    40000 mums sounds like my fetish. Vote UKIP

  44. 44
    Attack dog cocks leg says:

    Riff ruff

  45. 45
    Tweet of the Decade says:

  46. 46
    Vive la révolution says:

    Sadly, there is no shortage of suckers who fall for the lies spouted by these creeps.

  47. 47
    Edd Milimong's anti-British Labour Party says:

    Do not impose your Western imperialist so-called values on her! It is not racist for Jizzminge to fantasise about the extinction of all white people because it’s in her culture (which you should celebrate) to despise white scum.

  48. 48
    Kim Jong-un says:

    Come 2015, tomorrow never knows

  49. 49
    Karl Schennedy - former LibDem leader says:

    I actually said, ‘ A lot of awful people will….

  50. 50
    I hate them all says:

    I did laugh as that Lizo Mzimba effectd his tones of concern that Metallica didnt reflect the ethos of Glastonbury last night.
    Silly wee fucker.
    …and BBC cùnt

  51. 51
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Notice how the racist windbag is always available for comment at the BBC? How does the hypocritical hag keep getting her gob on their “news” services?

  52. 52
    Dave says:

    Maybe I was always anti EU but required a mandate from the electorate to demand reform without causing a fift in the CP? Thanks UKIP.

  53. 53
    DP PR team says:

    You get back in the bottle, we’ll write what we want you to say…oh, here’s yer cheque

  54. 54
    Virginia Plain says:

    He was great until he started playing all his hits. Then he became tedious cabaret.

  55. 55
    Ikea sales dept. says:

    You want a coffee table with that?

  56. 56
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    With the collapse of the USSR the unions seamlessly transferred their allegiance to the new communist empire developing western Europe !

  57. 57

    UK Secession will not be a complete disaster for the EU – Just BBC doing their bit.

    Pan-Europa’s path to EU Federalization (Habsburg 2.0 to them) is:

    ‘Propaganda, propaganda, propaganda !’

    Leaving the political Union is not bad, but if Dave screws up the political relationship with Europe, by for instance attempting to vandalize the office of President and speaking of war on Europe on the 100th Anniversary of WWI, that harm the UK national interest.

    On those polls being quoted around: Folk surveyed either understand little, or the polls are fabrications.

    So, on that note:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  58. 58
    Kim Jong-un says:

    I’m fine with norks (.)(.)

  59. 59
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I’m gonnae try on the Endura Humvee baggy cycling shorts, there’s a chance they’ll be too short.

  60. 60
    Waycist watch says:

    Metallica don’t have any black members…..so tell me why doesn’t Mzimba like them?

    Ngowa you silly bug-eyed bbc nobhead. Persue your agenda in your own time, not at tax payers expense.

  61. 61
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    You can almost hear the stampede as the ISAs and saving accounts held in scottish banks move south.

  62. 62
    Gated reverb says:

    Prescott tried to hail a taxi but with his poor grasp of english he kept yelling for an abacab. When he finally got home, he was delighted to hear his favourite phrase: supper’s ready.

  63. 63
    Dustbin Alibaba Drown says:

    If I went on TV and said I hate Ugandans and want them to be the lost species in 100 years, I’d be in prison right now. And yet Alibhai Brown can go on TV and say she hates white men and wants them to be the lost species in 100 years and she continues to get work and appear on TV. What a joke.

  64. 64
    Kim Jong-un says:

    Aah Prescott, the white mountain

  65. 65
    Tachybaptus says:

    We would have expected norkorrhea from you.

  66. 66
    Waycist watch says:

    Um what country welcomed the lady after she was thrown out by a mad murdering racist canabalist tyrant?
    Without the UK she would probably have ended up being raped and hacked to death in Uganda.
    Just say ‘thank you’ Yasmin, it’s all you need to do.

  67. 67
    Cathy "Doris" Newman says:

    I am on twitter now to defend my record of impartiality. I am a serious journalist who treats all sides equally and it is not my fault that a horrible racist and sexist man such as Rod Liddle who is part of the patriarchy was rude to the wonderful Ms Alibhai-Brown on my show – she has graciously come to this country to enrich our culture and help change this hideously white country and Rod was rude to her so I had to take a stand.

    #Equalrightsforwomen #endthepatriarchy

    ps – why does everyone keep calling me Doris?

  68. 68

    We also have them like this:

    ( . ) ( . )

    and for those syzygistically inclined:

    (.)(.) ( . ) ( . ) (.)(.)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  69. 69
    Bullshitting Vacuous Tweet Alert says:

  70. 70
    Tachybaptus says:

    I remember that shot of you in your Vilebrequin bathing drawers, looking like a carrot in a carrier bag.

  71. 71
    Tachybaptus says:

    True enough: if you get in, both will go down the drain together.

  72. 72
    Nanny Knows Best says:

    Temper, temper…you lads know better. Now put down those bottles, P. & H., and we’ll say no more about it, there’s a good couple of children…

  73. 73
    Harman watched by Spooks says:

  74. 74
    Waycist watch says:

    Have you not noticed that hardleft/anarchist/unions/ecoloon/mad activist/ Guardian staff make up 90% of the bbc news guest list. It would surprise me if she wasn’t included.

  75. 75
    Must Do better says:

    Has the wealth of Britain ever been connected to ordinary families?

    Is Ed planning to State grab all wealth and then redistribute it to Hard Working families?

    What about singles and EU migrants?

    It’s pure Bull shit isn’t it. The sort of thing a red trades union shop steward would have shouted in the 70s.

  76. 76
    Norm Normal says:

    I don’t get Ed’s definition of ‘ordinary families’ lol. Ordinary families don’t sponge off the state Ed?

  77. 77

    Bad boobjob:

    ( .)(. )

    Boobs by Picasso:

    ( . ) ∏>

    Diana Abbott:

    ████ ████cist…

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Farage says Cameron picked the wrong fight, but I think it’s a bogus fight.

  79. 79
    Taxfodder says:

    Occasionally I take a look at the on line news organs (although I am aware they are largely not so much news fact, as biased opinions that suit their readership, and owners).

    How anybody can glean anything factual beats me, take the Telegraph is their newsroom really staffed by gormless pond life, is the Indy and Guardian on drugs or plain insane?

    Are their news stories/reports based on loosely associated wishful thinking or some alternative universe whey if you say it with “comments off” it is bound to come/be true?

    How anybody can draw a personal sound opinion based on anything other than their own experience or witnessed situation these days truly confounds me.

    Clearly if you have a strong opinion based on any subject found/reported in the press you are an idiot being nicely worked over and deserve a good kick up the arse to wake your ideas up.

    Seems to me the rule of opposites are your friend, better still ignore them all.

  80. 80
    Vlad in Sochi says:

    Mr O’bama asked me to do the job that the US is too afraid to do

    Like bombing the shit out of the Saudi Qatari ISIS

  81. 81

    Why does Alibhai-Brown not campaign for a fatwa to be issued against gang-r’ape, and r’ape in general ?

    That would probably help fix a lot of the problems which she seeks to agitate for the purpose of profit.

    Protip: Make her Stella Creasy’s gun-wallah on a moose hunting trip in C’anada. That’ll sort the girls from the women.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  82. 82

    Let’s see her try and spin her support for lowering age of consent to 4 and pro-P.I.E. stance from the 70s as being some sort of attempt to do the public a favour from an over-zealous State.

    The fly in the ointment: Why do you think M’andelson became so loyal ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  83. 83
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Ordinary families should be able to arrive in Britain as penniless refugees (leaving their womenfolk to their fate) , never do a proper job, but somehow acquire millions of pounds worth of properties to be able to pass down to their children avoiding inheritance tax. Meanwhile they should be chiseling at the roots.

  84. 84
    The Growler says:

    Like a lot of Sun speak very leading, depending on your mind set

  85. 85
    The Growler says:

    Money?

  86. 86
    The Growler says:

    The trouble with Dave, he has changed his mind in spite of his “cast iron guarantees” so often,does any body even know where Dave stand on anything, Dave is fighting to hold on to his parliamentary majority (ok it’s not a majority but largest number of MPs) so he sniffing the wind to catch to see where the sweet smell of becoming PM again is coming from.

  87. 87
    The Growler says:

    I thought puss cats were like this, especially when feeding our kittens,

    (.) (.)
    (.) (.)
    (.) (.)
    (.) (.)

  88. 88
    The Growler says:

    ” execution of gays in Islamic countries” tells you why, if he speaks out about that, he would have a fatwah against him

  89. 89
    ZZZ says:

    You can bet your bottom Shekel that Gds’s self-proclaimed master race are pulling the strings there.
    After all, it has now been proven beyond doubt that they are descended from the Kazhaks, not the Israelites at all. That makes their hyped claims of “return” to Pal estine an utter pack of lies, since their real “homeland” is actually in the Ukraine region.
    You know, the one they want us to pay, fight, kill and die for.

  90. 90
    It's been crap since Black left says:

    “take the Telegraph is their newsroom really staffed by gormless pond life”

    I’ve suspected as much for some time.

  91. 91
    Er Miliband is a thick parasitic cunt says:

    “reconnects wealth of our nation with the finances of ordinary families”

    So, he’s going to sell the £2 million house we bought for him and hand the money back to us?

  92. 92
    Cinna says:

    I see another 17 year old girl has been gang-r*aped.

  93. 93

    EX MINISTER FOR EUROPE UNDER CONDITIONS OF ANONYMITY (MOS):

    Was nt McShane was it ?

    Credence from that source ” in the abstract ” at best !

  94. 94
  95. 95
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    How?

  96. 96
    bob says:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/700million-tax-fraud-brit-held-3585565

    Look at the 2nd piccy, Mr Cameron and Saf.

    I used to know this guy when i was based in Leeds and always seems a nice chap.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    I thought the Leftie BBC was very very kind to DaveO Cameron.

    The Grandstanding PR man was tanked 25 – 2 ( Hungary Puskas – jumpers for goal posts etc etc).

    It was acclaimmed as a lost battle in a War. Magnificent!

    Good things come in 3’s.

    Coulson

    EU tanking

    What’s next…………..?

    Don’t say Interest Rate rises before the General Election?

    I’m down from 4 holidays a year to 2 and I was planning on visiting Ukraine to feed the poor. So That’s out of the window.

    Maybe Greece is better now? The economy is coming on a ton. Armed with Euros I couldby the world. Or at least that part of it?

  98. 98
    BigBlackGayCocks.com says:

    Hi Harriet.

  99. 99
    Dave Cast Iron says:

    Just have a wank and calm down, once we get into gear she and all her filthy scum will be annihilated

  100. 100
    Black Jack Dmmey says:

    I need some more black cock.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t need much in the way of qualifications to work in the media.

    It shows.


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