June 29th, 2014

LISTEN: Dead Hand Ed
Candid Cruddas Concedes Central Cynicism to Compass


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  1. 1
    Allan akkybaccy says:

    ‘Infidels must wear red collars and shave heads': ‘Nazi’ vision of Muslim Britain from Imam who ran ‘Isis’ barbecue in Cardiff park

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673493/Infidels-wear-red-collars-shave-heads-Nazi-vision-Muslim-Britain-Imam-ran-Isis-barbecue-Welsh-park.html#ixzz35yZY5Vcl
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      The Things they said NEIL KINNOCK ANTI EU says:

      In the years 1974-1979 Kinnock had gained a national following among the left wing of the Labor Party and in the country at large. He appeared frequently on television and spoke at many local Labor Party and trade union meetings. A sharp critic of the Wilson and Callaghan administrations, he turned down offers of ministerial positions, although he served briefly as Michael Foot’s parliamentary private secretary. He unsuccessfully opposed Britain’s entry into the European Common Market (European Union),

      http://biography.yourdictionary.com/neil-kinnock

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    • 23
      Michael Gove, the biggest cunt in the country says:

      No one can deny that multiculturalism is wonderful.

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      • 34
        Billy Bragg says:

        You’ve got to be fucking kidding mate? It’s a disaster, turning out cities into third world shit holes overrun with Africans and gangs and no culture left or knowledge of culture.

        Take my advice matey, do like me and move to the countryside and find a nice white village full of native Brits. Lovely.

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          visibly shaken says:

          my daughters c of e primary school is 10% muslim – how does that work?

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          • C if E now stands for
            Caliphate of England

            Did you not know ?

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          • JH26213-454635 says:

            10%? Past the tipping point already. Next time you check it will be 20%.

            The muslim kids will already know they ‘have the numbers’ and hideously white child who fights back will be lambasted and ‘made an example of’ for being WACIST.

            Time to move mate. Think of your daughter.

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        • 251
          ned ludd says:

          And when charities ask you to appear name an outrageous fee to come. Feckin hypocrite.

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          • wind rush says:

            in a rush, w in d became wmd.

            oh dear. dear is no dear.
            deer is deer, a wild animal.
            branson tamed the ginger boy.

            so ginger spice said.
            what we need is ablue eyed ginger boy. who will prince harry marry mary?

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        • 325
          Billy Bragg says:

          I found myself a nice white village full of native Brits.

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        • 363
          Anonymous says:

          Yes.

          Dead right.

          In our village we dance round the Maypole get drunk and knock seven bells of shit out of each other.

          We’re all Caucasian though as we have no other races to kick the shit out of ,which is why more immigration might be a good thing. It might take our mind off the real issues of our time.

          You can’t beat a good bit of Patriotism. Drunk or sober.

          We can pick on them instead. It widens your options.

          p.s . Our newsagent is an Asian fella who sells us our beer when the pub’s shut.

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      • 42
        Kebab Time says:

        Actually its only the name “B1lly” that is modded.

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      • 93
        Enemy of the State says:

        Or the Telegraph which has banned EotS for evvah!

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    • 25
      Cathy 'Doris' Newman says:

      I am on still twitter now to defend my record of impartiality – it is so hard, I am so oppressed because some people say rude things on twitter so I retweet them to shame them. I am a serious journalist who treats all sides equally and it is not my fault that a horrible racist and sexist man such as Rod Liddle who is part of the patriarchy was rude to the wonderful Ms Alibhai-Brown on my show – she has graciously come to this country to enrich our culture and help change this hideously white country and Rod was rude to her so I had to take a stand.

      #Equalrightsforwomen #endthepatriarchy

      ps – why does everyone keep calling me Doris?

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    • 104
      Money to Burn says:

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        JH26213-454635 says:

        The RSPCA will of course respond to this by paying their ‘executives’ even more to ‘attract talent’ AKA lobbying government harder for taxpayer involuntary ‘charity’, and on it goes.

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      • 367
        Anonymous says:

        During the Bolshevik Revolution a worker shot a dog.

        He accused it of being a Bourgois dog.

        As an animal rights acitivist I was torn when I read it.

        Now I understand.

        Save the dog fuck the workers.

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    • 167

      Trust the hamburgers were Halal

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    • 200
      Breitling says:

      how low of crudda. he no cru.

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      • 203
        cruise and beckham says:

        whose wood is it?
        pre pre pre.

        pre is cool.

        ip this ip that. so says the apr…
        anyhow…. nike supports orange.
        mexico is tk mexx. that also is double dutch.

        ray ban says, watch the cool brand. Beckham is no President Kennedy.

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        • 247
          comp kid says:

          Cathy Newman went to Charterhouse and Oxford Uni
          before joining a succession of leftie media organisations.
          She doesn’t speak my language.

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      Sharia Denier says:

      Be fair to the guy, he’s just telling it like it is.

      Would be nice if the MSM exposed what is actually being taught to Muslim children in the uninspected Madrassas attached to every Mosque in the country.

      MI5 obviously know. Gove probably knows.

      But we don’t.

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    • 396
      Dave Prentis says:

      Stop knocking ED

      He is the democratic choice of the Brothers

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  2. 2
    McSaviourOfTheWorld says:

    I tawt hym all he nos.

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    • 8
      rick says:

      Tried to listen to the audio. Sounded (as far as I could tell) like a bunch of used car salesmen chatting in a pub.

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      • 100
        Dave's losing principles says:

        Spin spin spin and more gobshite spin.
        ‘We lost the battle, we lost the war but we were right’
        They will concede to our demands as a goodwill gesture because they are frightened we will depart.

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Crudd as?

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  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    I think today was not the best day for Ed Miliband to be directing supporters to the Sunday times…..

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  5. 6
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    • 7
      REALITY CHECK says:

      Liked by 1 person

      • 50
        b.i.l.l.y says:

        Careful – when Paul Weston quote Churchill he was arrested for thought crimes.

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      • 66
        Mr Nutall of the UKIPs says:

        Paul Weston… Not so heard Billy.

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        • 185

          Hey you re right I e been modded twice just niw.

          One for just writing tbe sigle four letter word beginning wit P
          second for writing in its Latin spelling and now see if this us third tine lucky gets through

          APOSTLE ON WAY TO DAMASCUS !!

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      • 75
        Raider of the lost civilisation says:

        Those who raise the alarm are not always as revered around here as you might expect.

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      • 113
        The Country dumped Winston says:

        Jesus was the first socialist.

        Mikhail Gorbachev.

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        • 197
          Soshalism, can it be cured says:

          This is true, but I wasn’t aware that he accumulated ten stately homes or married the Queen of Dnemark as required by today’s soshalists.

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      • 335
        Anonymous says:

        And the ‘Free’ Market is run by the would (but never will) be rich – for the truly rich. The would-be rich/working class Tories, Live in hope – of being rich – but die in ignorance as to why they never were. For, as much as they try, they are never will be invited to the top table. Sad, but true – as you lot know full well.

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        • 385
          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          It delivers more than socialism.

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        • 395
          Anonymous is a semi-literate moron says:

          In the cases of Anonymous, his failure to be rich comes from a seven days a week obsession with posting full-time on Guido.

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    • 59
      NE Frontiersman says:

      ‘..democra’ic socialism, and Wo’ is vat abou’?

      Gawd help us

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    • 118
      The bland leading the bland says:

      White lefties supporting diversity and multiculturalism while living in a nice comfy ‘bubble’.
      Must be Brighton.

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      • 168
        Anonymous says:

        When did you last go to Brighton? The place is full of Language School drop outs all here on a student visa that expired years ago.

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        • 326
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          I have lived all over this country and you are right ,some parts of Brighton are as bad as any of the more well know hellholes in England.

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  6. 9
    Crapbin Alibaba Frown says:

    I want all you Brits dead.

    Now pay me my salary, whitey.

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  7. 10
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The YES campaign in Scotland just need to bang on, day in day out, between now and September, that an independent Scotland will never have to suffer rule by a Tory government from London (Thatcher 80s,Cameron today) that a majority of Scots didn’t vote for and they’ll win the referendum with a landslide.

    The NO camp can’t promise no more Tory rule for Scotland, only the YES to independence camp can.

    Freeeeeedom!

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    • 27
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      But the yes camp can promise no more labour rule for England ,we should goad them at every opportunity into voting ‘YES’

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      • 43
        Twtas in Ingland who are deluded to think Labour can never win a majority in Ingland alone says:

        Yet Funnily enough the reign of terror 1997-2010 was instituted by three consecutive Labour Majorities in Ingland alone you ignorant twat.

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          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          If you disagree with my comment ,that is fair enough ,that is what this is all about ,but to be referred to as ignorant by an oaf who cannot be bothered to construct a cogent and reasoned argument or spell correctly is not only insulting ,but shows you up as an idiot .

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          • Oh look focus on the typo and ignore the point says:

            It’s not an argument you pedantic arsehole it was a fact.

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        • 78
          a non says:

          A question of semantics.
          Socialist Scottish Ministers and MPs voting on English matters screwed the nation like unelected Brussels bureaucrats are presently screwing up the UK.
          Seperation be it from Scotland or the EU would be beneficial to England, despite the sob story being pushed by the CBI of a future doom and gloom scenario

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          • SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            If you have the guts to call me an arsehole to my face ,maybe we could meet somewhere.

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    • 94

      The rest of us won’t be able to deal with the influx of illegal immigrants bent on escaping a jobless, benefits-free environment.

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    • 329
      Bob cuntface Crow says:

      Notice big demo on BBC Scot ref bias going unmentioned on their website,No 2 in the trending list though,they cant change that.Wankers.

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    Socialist demonstrating in public space suddenly becomes camera shy says:

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      JH26213-454635 says:

      Universities used to be full to the gills of twats like this. Now they are a fringe group, thankfully.

      I would have preferred to be going to Uni now, where it is full of hard drinking loose birds instead of joyless harridans like this.

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  9. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I bet the Dutch and Spanish monarchies are shitting bricks at the thought of a Federal Republic of Europe (USE).

    They will have to be abolished as would our monarchy unless we leave the EU.

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  10. 13
    Have fun with Labour word games! says:

    Hard Labour working Britain off

    Working off hard Britain Labour

    Labour hard off working Britain

    Labour Britain hard off working

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  11. 14
    Omar Bakri and family says:

    Please let us back in.

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  12. 16
    I hope he really has been tortured. Serves him right says:

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    • 17
      Diane Fatbott says:

      WWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYCCCIIIIIISSSSTTTT !!!!!!

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    • 48
      Tortured ? Wire in lads ! says:

      The c unt is so fat he could declare himself a small country and grant himself asylum !

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      • 57
        Harriet Harmong says:

        The Government was right to deport Omar Bakri and right to let him back in. Similarly Omar Bakri was right to preach hatred of our country and right to come running to it for asylum.

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      • 195

        I understand the Independent Republic of The Kingdom of Sealand housed in a disused wartime ak ak gun turret off the Essex coast does a half decent naturalisation /passport package for about £250.

        Bring your own food and water though . —- and there are no mosques or minarets !!….and deffo no bennies !!!!

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    • 54
      The two Muppets says:

      They should send the rest of his clan that are still here to join him in
      whatever shit hole that he is living in now .
      After all it is their human rights to live together as a family .

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  13. 18
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    UTTER MADNESS !!!

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  14. 19
    So what. Ed is yesterday's man says:

    I suppose it would have been damning if anyone was interested, but they ain’t.

    And that is the problem Red Ed has. No fucker takes him seriously and they expect him to be gone straight after the election

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    • 37
      Allan akkybaccy says:

      The David moyes of politics.

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      • 61
        Allan Akkybigottwat says:

        Was thinking more the world class English born football manager of politics……if I could think of one errrr ?

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    • 38
      The BBC (Liebour's Ministry of Truth) says:

      We do

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    • 39
      The BBC (Liebour's Ministry of Truth) says:

      We do!

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    • 202

      ED TO JUSTINE :

      “can you plan our long yearly vacation for after the end of the Labour Conference in Sept dear —- I ll have extensive free time after that .”

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      • 205

        HARRIE SAYS

        I feel you are not being sufficiently ambivalent .

        On the one hand Ed is of course right to feel he is not suited to being Labour leader and must honourably resign. . On the other hand he has every right to feel he can confidently lead the Party through the next election .

        On the third hand …….Jack ???!!!

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    Two words. F___ O__ says:

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    • 30
      The two Muppets says:

      What a shame .

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      • 131
        Jack Ketch says:

        Will the Lebanese allow me to go to Beruit to help with the torture–I am a real whizz on electrical appliances.

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        • 302
          Cardinal Biggles says:

          I thought an inexpertly wielded ‘cheap and chippy chopper’ was more your MO, Jack.

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      You'd think this would be the last place he'd want to go says:

      So, when a muzzie gets a raw deal and needs help, where do they go? Saudi? Iran? Jordan? Some other Islamic state? Na. Britain, land of the Kaffirs. So much preferable, apparently, to any Islamic country.

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      • 40
        Hook says:

        When I was there your prison guards wiped my arse. Who wouldn’t prefer the stupid Infideland?

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        • 96
          Lunatic asylum says:

          Two problems with the claim

          The family can’t do it he has too himself
          He has to be actually on British soil before he claim for said asylum

          Bullshit then really unless he comes across in a cattle truck at Dover

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      • 215
        Conrad says:

        Zimbabwean blacks do the same. In a spot of bother or your health failing where do you go? Zambia, Tanzania, Ethiopia who all supported the chimurenga? No !!! UK or USA full of white racists and capitalist oppressors of the toiling masses, that’s where. The muthaland of Afrikkka is not good enough apparently.

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    • 106
      Why always the UK? says:

      He’d be better off getting asylum in another moslem country, would he not?

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    • 129
      The past-life Guardian says:

      Dateline Berlin 1945.
      Controversial German politician Adolf Hitler has applied for political asylum in the United Kingdom. Faced with the prospect of a trial by a Soviet military tribunal the former Fuhrer claims that he is unlikely to receive a fair hearing considering the poor publicity that had preceded his arrest and the pronouncements by certain ethno-religious groups that he believes may prejudice his case. The Home Secretary, Mr Morrison, has stated that requests for asylum must be accompanied by proof of real hardship or personal danger if the applicant were to be denied such a facility.

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      • 170
        b.i.l.l.y says:

        love it :)

        That really is the type of weasel word – “controversial” – those left wing mongs would use.

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        • 255
          how about says:

          Morrison was a relative of Peter Mandleson.
          I reckon he’d welcome Hitler with open arms.

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    • 304
      The 1951 Refugee Convention says:

      He is not entitled to apply for asylum from a country he isn’t actually physically present in.

      A small technicality which Julian Assange’s legal advisers also forgot.

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  16. 24
    ED MILIMONG says:

    We are the party of the IMPORTED working class now.

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  17. 26
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

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  18. 35
    Wee Willy Hague says:

    I have asked my friend Vladimir to bomb my Saudi ISIS friends in Iraq

    No planes left here to do the job

    And my friend Dave has disappeared down a hole somewhere…

    SamCam is desperately trying to find him, poor thing

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    • 49
      England says:

      Willie, just say nothing please. We don’t want your hand wringing when the action starts here. Shut the fuck up. Till 2020.

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  19. 44
    Harriet Harmong says:

    Ed Miliband was right to be concerned about the cost of living, and right not to know what the cost of living is.

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    • 71
      Billboard says:

      Put that up on an Advertising hoarding immediately

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      • 110
        Ogden's Nut Gone Bigcow says:

        I think that I shall never see a billboard speak for John and me;
        Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see John – he’s not tall.

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  20. 46
    Dining Out says:

    Nothing wrong with TRUE SOCIALISM.
    These cnuts who run every politcal spectrum in the UK, have never been nor ever will be Socialist. Everyone is Socialist in opposition – its what gets them elected.

    We’re all sick to death of the champagne fu*ksters, be they Lib, Lab, or Tory morons. And Im betting ukip will soon start licking the gravy up when its served on the euro express.

    Theres no end to the shite.

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  21. 60
    Guy News Room says:

    Tory chairman Grant Shapps reluctantly says Jon Cruddas’ comments show Ed Miliband “is a very strong leader of a party,heading towards a landslide victory in the 2015 General Election.”

    Hear ! Hear !

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  22. 62
    Mullah Owen Jones says:

    Rebel fighters crucified by ISIL in Syria http://dlvr.it/68qLS2

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    • 82
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      It’s the religion on peace.

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      • 175
        Moslem fundamentalist says:

        Inshallah yes Islam is a religion of peace – and if you disagree I’ll cut your head off with an old kitchen knife and put the video on the internets for your children to watch. Praisee to be Allah, the one true god.

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        • 366
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          Wait till the c unts get there and find out they picked the wrong God.We all know the safe bet is that fucking elephant sort of thing with the arms.Il like him.

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  23. 68
    Harriet Harman says:

    Suarez was right to bite the other player and right to be banned for it.

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  24. 70
    Harriet Harman says:

    Hitler was right to invade Poland and right to be defeated.

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    • 116
      The Red King's reverie says:

      How many impossible things is that so far ?

      Run as fast as you like, dear – it will get you nowhere.

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  25. 72
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just heard a clip of Ed Balls talking on the Marr Show. Balls said “let’s be honest”. Balls will be honest the day his arsehole heals up.

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    • 79
      Mycroft says:

      Ran from the truth from the first question and just put his own spin on the question and answered his own spin.

      If asked a question… answer it.

      He can’t do that though, it would mean the facade would slip and we would see him for a useless twonk.

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    • 135
      John Bellingham says:

      Be fair! If you watch that clip you will see that he had his fingers crossed and to avoid the ballsy-blink, he stared at the floor.

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    • 139
      The two Muppets says:

      I think that his arsehole has healed up ,that is why he is so full of crap .

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    • 208
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      If it healed up I’d have nothing to talk with, would I?

      Oh. Perhaps that’s what you meant…

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      • 264
        well there's a surprise says:

        You wouldn’t think the bloated bastard would be able
        to run from the truth and flee the scene of a road accident.

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  26. 73
    THE EU? says:

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    • 76
      Fuck the EU and fuck muslims says:

      Yes, let’s send our best wishes to followers of a religion which advocates child marriage, female genital mutilation, honour killings, torture, suicide bombings, child grooming, the mass murder of non-muslims, the public execution of gays, and forced marriage.

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      • 88
        Kaffir says:

        Yum yum. I’ve cooked myself a nice spag bol for lunch, and am now drinking a cool glass of water.

        Sunrise today:4:46 AM
        Sunset: 9:21 PM

        How are you Allah-botherers getting along?

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          Cardinal Biggles says:

          Let’s send all the followers of the ‘religion of peace’ to Lonyearbyen, Svalbad. The sun rose on 19th. April and will set on 25th. August.

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        • 120
          Weak says:

          Those Algerian players are going to be fucked in their World Cup match…no food before their big game.

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        • 369
          Last Laugh says:

          I’ll bet the meat was halal.

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    • 121
      Do Nuttin' about this crap and you'll live to regret it says:

      Karispy Kareem to you all.

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  27. 74
    Harriet Harman says:

    I was right to vote to invade Iraq and right to applaud Ed Miliband for saying Labour was wrong to invade.

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  28. 77
    Diane abbott Intelligence Squared or the Square Root of FA? says:

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    • 80
      Mycroft says:

      ^^^Stupid, vacuous tarts talking utter shite.^^^

      The square of that is tantamount to f’ck all.

      These fish-brained dragons have the vote… we gave it them… there should be a test for giving women the vote… if they can’t parallel park they lose the f’cking mandate.

      They need to clean behind the Selfridges, dirty old tarts!

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  29. 84
    Mr Bingley says:

    socialism is a crude binary philosophy where life is organic

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Pretty certain my body and all of my major organs have given up on me – particularly my brain.

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    • 95
      Mycroft says:

      Yeah… you’re probably right, look on the bright side at least one organ hasn’t disappeared… you’re still a cock!

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  32. 92
    Bill Quango MP says:

    In poker a Dead Man’s Hand is 2 black aces and the 2 black eights.

    Bit racist?

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  33. 101
    Tough Shit says:

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  34. 114
    Neil Pillock says:

    I’d have been a great prime minister. Well all right!

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    • 130
      Harriet Harmong says:

      Just to say Neil you were right to lead the campaign against the EU and right to then make a fortune out of it along with all your family.

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  35. 115
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

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  36. 123
    Arthur C Clarkes book of fucking unbelievable things says:

    To all the Ed sceptics and deniers I say this.
    He does exist.

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    • 137
      Bob Ripley says:

      I hope you have proof.

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      • 146
        Arthur C Clarke says:

        The proof? A half finished meal consisting of bacon,bread and tomato sauce.
        Judging by the bite marks Ed has not yet mastered the art of using his upper and lower jaw in conjunction with one another.
        Very much Like Ed’s ancestor the Gordon Brown maximus Imbecilicus

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  37. 126
    Harriet Harmong says:

    Bono and Geldof were right to demand the Government should increase foreign aid and right to exclude their own money by investing in top notch tax avoidance schemes.

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  38. 127
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Labour are on course to win the election – it will be a fascinating year – says Prime Minister David Cameron.

    http://sundaypeo.pl/UWR5kB

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    • 134
      We're boned says:

      The first year of a labour government will be fascinating and at the same time fucking horrific.

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      • 140
        Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

        Exactly 9 months tomorrow the 2010-2015 Parliament will be dissolved triggering the formal start of GE2015

        What’s life like in the bunker,Dave ???

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        • 150
          Great British Public says:

          We’ll all be living in a fucking coal bunker if the two (dick) Eds somehow get into Downing Street in 2015.

          Liked by 1 person

  39. 132
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    what this world needs is the discovery of a new continent where all the sensible people can go and do interesting stuff.

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    • 138
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      like a mountain plateau where time stood still, but a lot bigger.

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      • 142
        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        alternatively, if we can’t find anywhere, we could eradicate the population from some place and colonize that. do you think anybody will miss Africa ?

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  40. 136
    Harriet Harmong says:

    Dianne Abbott was right to take a political stand against private schooling and right to send her own children to a private school…..as was I.

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  41. 145
    BBC the political activist says:

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      99.9% of Asians told us says:

      I’m not liking the climate changings saab.
      Where now is my free donkey you promised?

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    • 293
      Regan says:

      £15.60 per questionaire in a country where the average wage is £4600 pa

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    • 331
      tax payers funded Lobbying for more tax to pay to fund more lobbying says:

      Compulsory tax to pay for Propaganda and lobby for more control and tax

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Weapon development hasn’t really made any huge advances lately that I am aware of, not that I am told, I think if there was a leap forward the owning country would say they had it. or maybe they might like to keep it as a surprise.
    The Bomb was a game changer and there is dangerous scenario of Nuclear bombs constructed from houses in all the major western cities would fuck things up big time.
    Perhaps our secret people are a bit thick ? or maybe they do not care ? perhaps they just relax border control as a gamble with all our lives.
    War creates innovation because of threat of death. in threat of death apparently organism can change biological functions within lifetime of organism.

    By concentration of “mind” mysteries are revealed.

    and so I anticipate the discovery/invention of a super weapon with awesome power to obliterate all before it some time soon.

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      Queen of Spades says:

      It is already called the Neutron Bomb. A couple of hundred could easily sort out the middle east (and Slough).

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  43. 149
    Ed Miliballs (confused Labour Leader) says:

    Ed Milliband repeats himself.

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  44. 157
    Ed Miliballs (confused Labour Leader) says:

    Ed Miliband: highlights of Labour Party conference speech

    Ed Miliband: “Have you ever seen a more incompetent, hopeless, out of touch, u-turning, pledge-breaking, make it up as you go along, back of the envelope, miserable shower than this Prime Minister and this Government?”.

    Answer: Yes Mr Miliband I have. The last Labour Government led by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, followed by you and your shadow ministry.

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  45. 158
    The Squeezed Middle says:

    No doubt Cruddas’ big ideas requires taxing decent people until the pips squeak while the likes of White Dee sit on the enormous fat arses? Yep, thought so.

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      England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

      so you think labour’s big transformational ideas are the same ones they’ve always had?

      Cunning Labour rats

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  46. 160
    SamCam says:

    I needed a new doormat at the cottage for everyone to wipe their feet on.

    My Dave fitted the bill admirably!

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  47. 161
    J Craddas MP says:

    If only there was a World Cup for talking bollocks, I’d be in with a very good chance unless Chuka obviously.

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  48. 162
    I hate Labour Party says:

    Ed Miliband in touch with the common people

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  49. 164
    Tachybaptus says:

    What are ‘instrumentalised, cynical nuggets of policy to chime with our focus groups and our press strategies and our desire for a topline in terms of the 24 hour media cycle’? Does this mean anything?

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    visibly shaken says:

    boring

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    of course because of globalization domestic policy is inferior to world policy so rather than harping on about domestic policy politicians might address the real issues that will bring about change. like invading France for example.

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  52. 182
    Nurse Botha says:

    Now Gordon, you know that after you have done your Sunday lunch turd we do the Royal Flush

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  53. 183
    100% Ed Miliband Cabinet says:

    Roboband

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  54. 191
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I can’t think of it at the minute but there might well be an opposite visual device to “the Midas touch”. a skill where everything you touch turns to shit.

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      Some things are best left uninvented says:

      Imagine what the military might do if they got their hands on such a device.

      Oh, hang on …..

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    • 196
      nell says:

      miliblight?

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    • 235
      Tony "Peace Envoy" Blair says:

      Well, at least I sorted the education system. OK, well at least I sorted the NHS. Well, OK. At least I sorted criminal justice. Well, OK, at least I sorted the pensions industry. Well, OK, at least I sorted Iraq. Well, OK, at least I sorted Afghanistan. Well, OK, at least we should nuke Iran. Yes. That’ll work.

      All I touch turns to gold.

      Gold! Yes, at least my government got good value when we sold the .. ah, shit.

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  55. 194
    White rabbit says:

    Did I hear ‘Docking station for Ideas’ I did didn’t I. What a jargon load of old shit Labour has become. Just a gang of nerdy statist semi-bankrupt childlike idealists
    inventing new vocabulary for impractical and unworkable economic theory.

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  56. 205
    visibly shaken says:

    i bet this guy will produce brilliantly simple policies that will sell on the doorstep

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  57. 207
    David Axlegrease says:

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  58. 211
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    of course patterns of behavior exist throughout time. Man asserts authority by possession of secret knowledge of weapon ( 2001). In mental understanding man asserts authority by violence if nobody knows which way is up.
    If you guys want a bench mark just look at pre thatcher and after thatcher on any values. post your results here.
    happiness
    social belonging
    willingness to die for my society
    for example

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      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      in the time span of a life a person tries to gather information that might be helpful and then he dies.

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      • 218
        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        in recognizing their mortality the (previously) deluded superstar reassesses his motivational impulses

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        • 219
          the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

          by apologizing for generations of ancestors’ behavior individual is surprised by hotentots taking the piss.

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      • 221
        Village Idiot says:

        ….Yes, I,ve always thought that was a bit of a bugger!

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        • 371
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          I cant remember the poster on here who said it,but as he said all the cons need to do a few months before the election is put up poster od Milli and Balls and the caption underneath.Really? Sorry to the poster.

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  59. 213
    David Minibanana says:

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      True Conservative, vote UKIP says:

      Well you, Crapps, are the non-Tory Chairman of the ex Tory Party

      So STFU

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  60. 214
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Looking forward to reading a positve story about UKIP on this blog soon . . . looking forward to reading a story about UKIP on this blog soon . . . looking forward to reading a negative story about UKIP on this site soon. . . ., oh well, back to the unknown spads.

    UKIP: the party that the media dare not speak it’s name.

    Vote UKIP

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    • 228
      A Northerner says:

      They’re great UKIP our local candidate bought all the poor people (and the daft ones) Fish and Chips today.

      Fuck the Tories Eat UKIP

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  61. 223
    Jimmy says:

    Judging by today’s comments, Ed’s got you righties rattled about something.

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    • 224
      The moniker with no name says:

      More likely we’ve just heard Vacant Ned’s death rattle.

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    • 231
      Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

      Thankfully, you are not a judge otherwise the number of miscarriages of justice would exceed the budget deficit left behind by the last Labour ‘government’.

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    • 233
      Ed Flippety Balls says:

      Labour makes you work on a Sunday, too? Or is it a zero-hours contract?

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      • 240
        Jimmy says:

        Nope. It’s just satisfying that your darling Nigel is doing a sterling job in securing a Labour victory in May.
        Cameron’s helping, just be being an imbecile.

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          REALITY CHECK says:

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          • There, fixed it for them says:

            Typical Guardian …..

            “Ed Miliband is to be told by Labour frontbenchers that he will have to resign as leader if when he loses the general election next year, …”

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        • 248
          Ed Flippety Balls says:

          Cameron’s an imbecile for sure, but Nigel’s not my darling – I’m a former Labour voter.

          In fact, my great grandfathers helped found the Labour Party, in Manchester. The Manchester Working Men’s Union. I’ve got some nice photos of them, and their mates.

          If they’d seen what Labour would become, they wouldn’t have bothered. Labour is now a disgusting mess. You’re a disgrace to still support it, to be honest.

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          • Jimmy says:

            You’ve jumped to a conclusion too far…

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          • oh dear says:

            Jimmy won’t be pigeon-holed as a supporter of any political party.
            Haven’t you realised-he’s far far too clever for that..

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          • Ed Flippety Balls says:

            Jimmy ‘clever’?

            Oh Jimmy.

            The disgraceful parasite-loving entitity that is today’s ‘Labour’ Party is utterly shameless. It despises the English. It despises our culture. It despises the working class. Its elitist multilllionaire leadership (Miliband in his taxpayer-funded mansion, for example, or Margaret Hodge with her £18 million offshore tax-exempt trust fund) are vile, and let’s not forget Deputy Leader Harman, and her support (along with her husband, Mrs J Dromey) for paedophiles.

            You support thieving tax-dodging vagrant-enslaving jippo scum. And when your hideous crimes against the white working class are thrown in your face, you scream “racist!”.

            The Labour Party has been entirely subverted by filth. It is gratifying to know they will be out of power for a very long time. Don’t delude yourself. They will not win in 2015.

            And as for you and your ilk, Jimmy, you pathetic apologist for the parasitic multicultural millionaire scum who run Labour to the detrminent of the white British working class.. you can only imagine what I’d do to you if I met you. Beating you to a pulp would be the least of your worries. You’re a witless disgrace to the working class.

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          • Ed Flippety Balls says:

            Jimmy ‘clever’?

            Oh Jimmy.

            The disgraceful parasite-loving entitity that is today’s ‘Labour’ Party is utterly shameless. It despises the English. It despises our culture. It despises the working class. Its elitist multilllionaire leadership (Miliband in his taxpayer-funded mansion, for example, or Margaret Hodge with her £18 million offshore tax-exempt trust fund) are vile, and let’s not forget Deputy Leader Harman, and her support (along with her husband, Mrs J Dromey) for pa*edophiles.

            You support thieving tax-dodging vagrant-enslaving jippo scum. And when your hideous crimes against the white working class are thrown in your face, you scream “racist!”.

            The Labour Party has been entirely subverted by filth. It is gratifying to know they will be out of power for a very long time. Don’t delude yourself. They will not win in 2015.

            And as for you and your ilk, Jimmy, you pathetic apologist for the parasitic multicultural millionaire scum who run Labour to the detrminent of the white British working class.. you can only imagine what I’d do to you if I met you. Beating you to a pulp would be the least of your worries. You’re a witless disgrace to the working class.

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          • Bob Rusk says:

            I’m a former Labour voter too. Never again. In fact, they should’ve been proscribed … like the Nazi’s were after the war for what they did to the country, it’s native inhabitants and the white working classes they profess to look out for.

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          • sounds familiar says:

            Jimmy is far cleverer than the rest of us.
            He prides himself on his superior intellect.

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          • milk monitor says:

            I _ d i d n ’ t _ r e a l i s e _ T e r e s a _ w o u l d _ s t o o p _ s o _ l o w .

            L a b o u r _ w i n n i n g _ i s _ g o o d _ i f _ y o u _ w a n t _ t o _ s e e _ t h e _ e n d _ o f _ L a b o u r _ … _ t h e y _ c a n _ o n l y _ j u s t _ s c r a p e _ a _ v i c t o r y _ , _ a n d _ t h i s _ w i l l _ s e c u r e _ E d ’ s _ h u m i l i a t i o n _ a n d _ c o n t a m i n a t i o n _ o f _ t h e _ L a b o u r _ b r a n d _ f o r e v e r _ – _ o n e _ t e r m _ L a b o u r _ i m p l o s i o n _ ; _ f o l l o w e d _ b y _ a _ T o r y _ d e c a p i t a t i o n _ o f _ C a m e r o n _ a n d _ m o v e _ t o _ t h e _ r i g h t _ t o _ d e a l _ w i t h _ t h e _ E U _ a n d _ U K I P _ , _ a n d _ b e c o m e _ a _ p r o p e r _ T o r y _ p a r t y _ c a p a b l e _ o f _ m o r e _ t h a n _ o n e _ t e r m .

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          milk monitor says:

          I didn’t realise Teresa would stoop so low.

          Labour winning is good if you want to see the end of Labour… they can only just scrape a victory, and this will secure Ed’s humiliation and contamination of the Labour brand for ever – one term Labour implosion; followed by a Tory decapitation of Cameron and move to the right to deal with the EU and UKIP, and become a proper Tory party capable of more than one term.

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  62. 226
    Genghiz the kahn says:

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  63. 227

    So, if ISIS are successful in setting up a new S’unni Caliphate, will T’ony B’lair convert and run for Caliph ?

    Serious question.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 230
      Miranda... OOOOps says:

      It would be the right thing to do!

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    • 232
      SLOTGOB says:

      How much does it pay ? Serious question.

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      • 238
        Tony "Peace Envoy" Blair says:

        Not the job won’t pay as much as we’re used to, dear, but they will insist you wear a big bag over your head.

        I think I should accept it.

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        • 358
          milk monitor says:

          Tony must have an eye on Sepp Bladder’s job – far more bungs in FIFA than the EU.

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    • 260
      Tooting Tony from Tel Aviv says:

      I have just asked ISIS for a contribution to the Blair Faith Foundation

      Plus my usual personal bung,of course

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  64. 229
    It's not the applause I don't want, it's the clap... says:

    That Crude Ass bloke was taking about dogging in the first audio. Great idea but they all look like munters.

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  65. 234
    Diane Abbott says:

    you are all waaaycist, now leave me alone its chicken time

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  66. 236
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    The Green Party would like to concrete over, er, our green spaces…

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    • 239
      Green on the outside, mong on the inside. says:

      When they took over Brighton, one of the first things they did was impose taxes on allotments. Pensioners were driven into the arms of Tesco.

      The Green Party: thick as shit, but their voters are mong undergrads who live elsewhere.

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  67. 237

    The 3% downward revision in US GDP figures for first quarter should have an interesting effect:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/06/26/Sun-Setting-on-Economic-Recovery?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  68. 245
    visibly shaken says:

    the free owl was deliberate.

    crudas is not into the devolution thing. he is into randomising policy. do you know what he means?

    me neither

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    A’bu B’akr a’l-B’aghdadi has been named as C’aliph.

    A C’aliphate can be regarded as a quasi-Federal structure (however only for analogy – the C’aliphate concepts pre-date the idea of Federalization by a thousand years or so) providing a supra-national political unity under a common religious banner.

    The concept of dhulm – essentially protection extended towards subjects of the C’aliph by the C’aliph – would partly explain the appeal for such a structure to re-establish itself in the ME. That can be regarded in a similar way to how the concept of the ECHR in European terms.

    This may be short lived as the key role of the Caliphate is to provide political unity. ISIS have undermined their political legitimacy through the atrocities they have committed to get this far. Even A’ssad would not sign contract with this Caliph.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 257
      Jean Claude Drunkard says:

      So I’m like the C’aliph of Brussels then ?

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      • 266

        No.

        But there is a parallel for the P’ope through EPP influence.

        Vote UKIP :-)

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        • 300
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          When the likes of Blair – have used (absolute abuse of power) d da .. n.otices to silence lawful criticism of him and his agendas. That system is a busted flush. D’acre was a leading honcho on t’committee dy know and he was duped into silence by Blair – but won’t admit it. Blair issued the n.otices around !raq time and Dr Woods time – talk about ulitmate abuse of power?

          As for the silence of the poor lambs the underfunded legal fraternity – oh dear …

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          • I believe K E L L Y was taken out by a foreign agency who wished to see the war happen in order to allow the W’est to make a serious long term strategic error.

            It makes absolutely no sense for UK – even B’lair – to have orchestrated that, but they are the perfect patsy’s for it which certainly helps with humiliation at a later date.

            Cui bono ?

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            EU – you promote the strange and convoluted B/S end thesis of Norman the baker – who’s book was a load of utter fucking tosh, baloney and drivel
            – but conveninetly promoted by the establishment.

            Back to the drawing board – or better still look at the marxist Dugher.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            EU – ‘it makes absolutely no sense … blah, blah, blah …’

            “Perfect patsy’s”! – Complete & utter B/5hit – That is the excuse merchants inverting of the truth to lead away from the truth. Blair HAS NO FUCKING EXCUSES. And ‘anyone’ who tries to excuse his actions is off their rocker. Blair is part of the legal& judicial tyranny – controlled by who – don’t you have to work it out for yourself?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            EU – i do hope you are not SC in another guise.

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          • François Hollandaise says:

            See what I mean ?

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          • @BW: No – I am not SC or a sock puppet etc.

            Look at it from a different perspective: K E L L Y was perhaps the only person who could have stopped the war. If UK wished to prevent K E L L Y from doing that it could have done so without going to the length of killing him.

            You have a reasonably wide selection of other candidates who would have wanted him dead, particularly those who wanted to see the war happen for whatever reason.

            Cui bono.

            NB: I have stated foreign and agency – that does not necessarily mean a State actor and it does not rule out the US.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 301
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          p.s. – i wonder if SC has any books in his library about Lawrence O Rabia or Gertrude Bell … all going back to !raq around the early 1900’s?

          What a blinkered drunken old fart SC is – a bit like Juncker.

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          • François Hollandaise says:

            Strange comment, coming as it does from someone who invariably appears to have been on the sauce.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            FH – ‘appears’ to have – do you have any proof though or is it based upon what you ‘want to believe / by way of smear?’

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          • François Hollandaise says:

            The fragrant perfume of your breath is having a deleterious effect upon the wall-paper around here, and I don’t think the combination of garlic and cumin, deadly though it is, can be seriously considered as an aid to redecorating.

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          • Jacques and Delores says:

            So it is OK of BW to make baseless accusations against others but not the other way around? OCD socialism at it’s finest.

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      • 267
        I want to know says:

        Will they have Blair as their leader to thank him for creating this
        perfect storm?

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    • 295
      Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

      Clap clap clap clap clap,,,,,,,,, well done Chaps congrats on the creation of this New Country or kaliyphate or what ever………..Well done.
      ,
      Back here, at home, the press are still complaining about the failure of Young People to take an interest in politics.
      .
      You chaps have shown what a few well motivated Brits can do, once they get the bit between their teeth.
      Good luck with this new country, remember, try and join the Commonwealth. It will help at border control when you come home to visit.

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  70. 261
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Ever been inside Houses of Parliament? Join me Tuesday I am inviting you into the heart of the beast..the War Machine http://thepeoplesparliament.me.uk/themes/war-machine/

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  71. 269
    L'Obama Anglais says:

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    • 283
      The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      Typically, the French attribute anything that they don’t care too much for to the English.
      Is this their way of telling the world they that don’t like Obama ?

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      • 332
        The Channel Tunnel says:

        It’s just another manifestation of how ignorant and wrong the French nearly always are.

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        • 350
          milk monitor says:

          Quite. Rather than banning bürqa’s, they should be deporting the wearers – alas, they wouldn’t have much of a football team in the World Cup if they had to put actually ethnic French players in it instead of making it almost entirely of foreigners.

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    • 344
      milk monitor says:

      really… and who was the British Kennedy then?

      We never had a grassy knoll when we needed one, did we?

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    • 382

      They’ve made him look like something out of the Matrix, not O’bama.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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  72. 272
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    DON’T VOTE UKIP.

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    • 303
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Did any of these polling companies do any predictions about ‘climate change’?

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      • 328
        Burst Fjord says:

        Not much point really – attempts to forecast voting intentions are pretty useless beyond the next few days.

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    • 348
      milk monitor says:

      Electoral Calculus is not a prediction of anything. The distribution of votes will not be so conveniently neat like on a left-wing committee’s paper plan for 5 years of more tractors.

      The code has nothing in it to cope with a multipolar swing, UKIP’s recent polling evidently comes from them eating into Labour and LibDem polls – especially in working-class (as opposed to sub-working-class) areas; after previously coming from the Tory polls.

      DON’T VOTE LABOUR
      DON’T VOTE LIBDEM
      DON’T VOTE GREEN
      DON’T VOTE TORY
      DON’T VOTE SNP

      VOTE FOR CHANGE

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  73. 276
    Leroy says:

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  74. 285
    You won't believe it says:

    Search You Tube with this “Too Many White Christian Faces in Britain’ Says David Cameron
    Apologies if you have seen it before.

    I find it absolutely amazing – here is the Prime Minister of the UK advocating putting declared enemies of the state in positions of power within…… the state.

    You could not make it up.

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    • 299
      Miranda... OOOOps says:

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      • 306
        Pick litter for bennies says:

        “Islam is a great religion”??,try telling that to the Slough victim.

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        • 319
          religion is the opiate of the masses says:

          Try telling that to the poor Nigerian schoolgirls
          kidnapped by Boko Haram.

          They’re still being held hostage as surprisingly a
          few celebs holding up posters didn’t persuade the
          nutjobs to release them.

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          • Sue Denim says:

            You mean Twitter campaigns don’t do any good?

            Who’d have thought it.

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          • milk monitor says:

            Cameron is not a Tory, he is an infiltrator from the left, made to appear as Tory as possible so he could sneak into power without suspicion. Everything he has done with his plummy aristocratic eton oxbridge voice, has been Labour policy.

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  75. 287
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i saw earlier on sky that Bibi has been spitting out his dummy – yet again …

    His “be afraid, be very afraid ” mantra reminds i of the old kinnocio or is that pinnocio …

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  76. 288
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    my introduction to black culture was they were the first people selling marijuana and amphetamines and wotnot in Manchester so we would have to go there.
    That was all the Caribbean influx I imagine. there is not a lot wrong with the caribbeans and the music, it fits right in so it is not a colour issue rather it is an issue of mentality.

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  77. 289
    LOL says:

    Desperate Owen Jones likens hapless Red Ed to Maggie.

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  78. 291
    Arjen Robben says:

    Did someone shoot me there?

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  79. 292
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    “The dead hand” ehh – well to i the dead hand of this country’s parliament goes to three parties namely Labour, Conservative and Murdoch.

    That two political parties are so in thrall and ‘have been for decades’ to one media magnate and always to curry his favour above the people of Britain – displays how rotten the political system has become.

    There are no transparent checks and balances on those who murdoch invites into his tent by every and all dirty means.

    Until Murdoch is neutered the labour and tory parties – are both tarnished with their guilt by association.

    Now what did i say a few days ago about the ruse that Cameron in cahoots with the dirty msm was up to – re ‘pretending’ to stand up to that juncker the F-witted ‘old bastard’ just to try and appease UK opinion that he is ‘seen to be’ pumping for the public …

    And the dirty msm have come through for Cameron in spades today – trying to big him up.

    Hello!!! Houston … ’21st century calling the 20th Century MSM’ – It used to work like a dream about about 15 years ago – but not now with instant news.

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  80. 296
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    btw – elton john can fuck right off with his homo mojo. Until he and the likes of the celeb homo’s can address the child abuse / pa3do activities of the likes of tatchel – in their own backyard elton and friends can get fucked.

    Sort the shit in your own backyard out before you go preaching in other jurisdictions.

    i wonder if elt has ever ‘realised’ how he (Celeb sorts) is and has been manipulated by the dirty militant politicised homo mafia with a hidden agenda or two?

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  81. 309
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Am I correct in assuming that the consensus opinion on this blog is that I should”take the refund and fuck off”?

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  82. 310
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

    I have just received a request from Baghdad, asking if the ‘Caliphate’ could be admitted into the European Union when the United Kingdom leave.

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  83. 313
    Dead Hand Miliband says:

    Mummy Mummy the right wing press are being howwible to me. We must implement Leveson’s proposals immediately (even though I haven’t read the report)

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  84. 316
    Bill de Burgh says:

    Assad’s missus?
    Caliph hornier!

    Ay thenk yaw!

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  85. 323
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha says:

    David Cameron: Why I still believe Britain can do business in Europe

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10934647/David-Cameron-Why-I-still-believe-Britain-can-do-business-in-Europe.html

    The Juncker defeat is not a fatal blow. Britain will champion change in Europe, writes David Cameron

    BEXIT MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    • 327
      Scammers unite says:

      He’s mr infallible, time for him to go and Britain to get out of the EU, If Scotland votes No and stays all they have is Camorons Conservatives next year as the LibLab are even worse than Camorons Conservatives.

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      • 354
        Purple Dogzzz says:

        Dismal Dave still doesn’t seem to understand: the EU is a project for the abolition of nation states and the creation of a federalised super-state. It always was and always will be; there’s no ‘third way’ or ‘differing destinations’.

        Either Dismal Dave is lying or he’s so ignorant that he still doesn’t realise it. Either way, it just goes to demonstrate that he’s totally unfit to be Prime Minister (or even an MP).

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    milk monitor says:

    I’ve been saying it for months… Cruddas is Labour’s only hope… he is the leader that the Labour party needs. If Labour don’t lose the next election, it will be a disaster for them in the long run, because they will fail to have the purge of the cretins from the past that still haunt the front benches like the goblins out that 80s Bowie movie “The Labyrinth”. If Labour’s next result bad enough to unseat Ed, then the whole Chuka v Yvette thing could be eclipsed by the rise of Cruddas – a leader with credentials, credibility, and charisma, which can’t be said for any of the losers that people normally talk about as potential leaders. Cruddas importantly, has none of the baggage of any of the high-profile Labouristas, and as leader he could completely replace the whole shadow cabinet and inject Labour with some freshness and sense of purpose.
    So, ironically, if you want to see the destruction of the Labour Party, you have to hope that Ed survives past 2015 to do as much permanent damage to Labour as possible, from which, hopefully, it can never recover. If he loses, and is replaced by Cruddas, then more years of Labour torture beckon, as the Tories are torn apart by their own leadership squabble and response to Europe and UKIP, and loss of purpose and identity

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    does Justine know you're here says:

    Ed asks where does the 42 bus stop.

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  88. 347

    End of Sykes-Picot according to ISIS:

    A little bit ‘propaganda’ but there is a very important political point being made.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    realarthurdent says:

    Prime Minister, “ever closer union” is written into the Treaty of Rome, and every treaty which a British Prime Minister has signed since we joined the “Common Market” has brought a United States of Europe closer – just as the architects of the EU planned all those years ago.

    As Angel Merkel said, again this week: ever closer union is the destination for all member states. The only options are the fast train or the slow train.

    Why then, do you continue to lie to the British people that a “renegotiated” European Union – whereby significant powers are repatriated from Brussels to Westminster – is possible, when it is perfectly obvious that the only options we have are:
    1. Membership of an EU federal state and loss of British sovereignty
    2. Departure from the EU and the restoration of our sovereignty.

    Why are you lying to the British people, Mr Cameron ?

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    Maureen Stuart says:

    I was planning to vote YES in the Scottish referendum partly to avoid Tory Party rule from Westminster. However it is even more important to achieve a YES victory if Milliband and Balls are going to be given the keys!

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    n says:

    But no doubt he has chosen the wrong party to mo unt again. Par adoxically, the Conservatives are more innovative than Labour in choosing their leaders. Designation for directing a Je wish kingdom (Disr aeli in the nineteenth century), a single suspected of being homo sexual (Heath 1965) or a woman (Margaret Thatcher in 1975) reflects this openness. In contrast, the traditional white working component of Lab our is reluctant to change.

    Chuka Umunna does not care. Already a legend, he will long to write a new page in British history.

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    Wacht am Rhein says:

    The Germans begin to realise that the price for putting an alcoholic do-nothing nobody from Luxemberg in nominal charge at the EU may be rather bigger than they imagined.

    http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/europaeische-union/cameron-und-die-eu-schaeuble-austritt-der-briten-waere-unvorstellbar-13017729.html

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      Tachybaptus says:

      Don’t think that Schäuble has to worry for now. Cameron will take whatever the EU throws at him, and pay whatever it demands, and our next prime minister, whose name I fear begins with M, will do the same.

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  93. 374
    Fuck the left says:

    Thank fuck the government have said Bakri won’t be granted asylum. I bet there are lefties out there who actually want him to be given asylum. There are no limits to their moral depravity.

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    Queen of Spades says:

    Last week, Dave our gutless PM promised/threatened his EU colleagues with “consequences” if they voted Junkers in as the new President. Well, ignoring the plainly expressed wishes of millions of voters throughout Europe for substantial changes to the way the EU operates, they did and I, like many others no doubt, have been glued to our tv sets and/or computers awaiting Dave’s announcements on what these “consequences” might amount to – so far nothing. Maybe he is looking for ideas that may help, so here are one or two which might set this particular ball rolling to show just how serious (or otherwise) he might be.

    1. Close the EU office in London with immediate effect, along with all other branch offices anywhere in the country (including Wales, NI and Scotland), and/or fully EU-funded organisations. Declare all non-UK workers employed there as persona non grata here for such time as they continue to work for the EU. They can be given 10 days to pack up and go. Forbid with immediate effect flying the EU flag on all public buildings (including local councils and other Qangos). Penalty for disobeying this edict 10 grand fine and/or not more than 2 years in jail.

    2. Severely restrict our cash contributions to this ‘club’. Instead of 55 million a day, cut to 55 million per month (as a starting figure) payable on the last working day of each month. No doubt the EU will be able to scr+pe by without
    our 1.65 billion pounds monthly contribution. Money thus saved can be put to better use – plus all the interest payable on this borrowed money will no longer apply thus benefiting the UK’s overall financial position.

    3. Close the UK Delegation to the EU in Brussels. The diplomats and other Departmental secondees can be relocated elsewhere in their own Departments. As a gesture of goodwill, leave behind a junior Third Secretary who can be termed an “Observer”. Any “Directives” or other documents received from Brussels will immediately be binned or shredded unread.

    That ought to be enough to be going on with – and will show Merkel and Hollande and a few others that we are deadly serious about this disgusting anti-democratic carve up.

    Over to you Dave.

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      albacore says:

      It don’t take lots of cogitation
      To diagnose Dave’s constipation
      Parliament itself’s so full of shit
      It’s amazing it keeps selling it
      The E U and mass immigration
      There’s sod all else it flogs the nation
      Supplying to every buying Brit
      His very own hara-kiri kit

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    cold custard says:

    would not want to be on duty at scotland yard this mourning.

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  96. 389
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I see the Tories are taking credit for boosting the economy.

    Yeah, “Dishface” Dave.

    That’s like al-Qaida taking credit for boosting jobs in airport security.

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  97. 390
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Profit is the reward for hard work, enterprise, investment and risk taking.
    Profit is how wealth is generated, for all.

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  98. 397

    Milipede can demand change and promise the world, but everyone has seen the damage that this brand of politics can do.

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  99. 399
    Health Visitor says:

    Owen Jones seems very advanced for his age.

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