June 28th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

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  1. 1

    Comment in the bin. Lovely weather here and yes, Mornington, life is very good, here. Am sure you would approve. :-)

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Morning campers. Dave, are we still in the eussr project and if so, what are you doing about it?

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      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Fear not , Frau Merkel has announced that she is aware of British concerns.

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        Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

        She scares me.

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          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          She must know that the whole EU edifice is being paid for by her own taxpayers , once the penny drops for them ,or when they finally run out of cash and patience then the game is up.

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        Old Nick Heavenly says:

        Pride and prejudice: Britain can hold its head up over LGBT parades, but persecution grows worse round the world

        says the Indie!

        No Wonder she is concerned!

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          John Bull and Jimmy Savile says:

          We’re a world leader in bumsex and perversions of all kinds.

          Rejoice!

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      Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

      Staying in the EU is the right thing to do, because having a federalist president who wants to destroy us as a nation is good for Britain.

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      Last in translation says:

      http://bit.ly/1moqLpo

      Good morning English pig dogs

      It seems that some of you are less than thrilled at the prospect of my Presidency of the Fourth Reich. I want to assure you that this will not be held against you and that the tanks on the lawn in front of the window are simply a free embellishment, as you would expect, provided by your loving care dictator.

      I want you all to know that that sneaky crook who claims to be your Prime Minister soon came to see on which side the bread is buttered on, once I started to tickle his belly. No doubt he will tell you that he is a brave loser in arm wrestling competition, but it was in fact very much a friendly game and very soon we were – how do you say? – The best of bum-chums.

      * Nurse Merkel sends her greetings and also a reminder of this week subscription in time to send. The solution, after all, is that it would never do, you forfeit your protection – could get your legs broken, one after the other. We do not want that to happen, we should?
      [* I love to see a woman in boots, is not it?]

      Remember what we, your superiors always to minions as you say:
      submit supporting EU to become her slave, and you will be free; giving away all your money to the master race will make you rich.
      Idiots like you every last word we say, to believe them.
      We spit on the very idea of democracy.
      Do not think whether to fight on the beaches – we have already put our towels down there, while Prime Minister had his wicked way with you all.
      Resistance is futile – you all are fooled again.
      Buwahahaha!

      Your humble servant

      Jean-Claude

      You there! Servant! Make sure that you do not have to pour too many cornflakes in my cognac.

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        Sorry, we can't take your surrender says:

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        We want to remain what we are* says:

        To consider if I will engage with you Mr Juncker, please indicate your current status from the list below.

        1) a bit merry
        2) slightly pissed
        3) steaming
        4) three sheets to the wind
        5) shitfaced
        6) comatose

        I the event of no reply, I will assume 6).

        (* “We want to remain what we are” is the motto of Luxembourg, according to Wiki. I think someone is taking the piss).

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  3. 7
    Johnny Foreigner says:

    ……….Ze EU eese not for you , you little British shits!!!!!

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  4. 9
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    The Government has let me down for not covering up for me properly. It is a disgrace. Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/government-let-me-down-over-hancock-complaints-victim-1-6145763

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      Roma Bert. says:

      Give it a couple of weeks and Handycock will be designated the main victim.

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        Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

        Nice tactic this Handy, did you think it up yourself or did one of your cleverer brothers? Anyway, I hope you are enjoying your extended holiday in your villa in Spain. Jahbulon.

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          Theresa May says:

          There is nothing I can do, as I do not have the power. I have spoken to the police and there is nothing they will do because Handy is a Freemason. So there we are, most people think the Government run the country but the reality of the situation is entirely different.

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  5. 11
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Prime Minister David”Dishface” Cameron should stick to super injunctions he doesn’t understand politics or economics.

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      Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

      Rubbish! My first class political skills were very much in evidence at Ypres yesterday, securing an excellent result for Britain – I got one country to support us – and as for economics, I’ve doubled Britain’s debt, which is good because having twice as much of something is a jolly good thing.

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      • 16
        ned ludd says:

        And he let Albania in. Traitor.

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          Enver Hoxha was never the sort of guy you would want to take out for a beer but, leaving aside a hell of a lot (and I do mean a hell of a lot), he saw in great improvements in health and education and created an admirable rate of economic growth for his country.

          Given that the EU is a stagnant cesspit, there is a case for the introduction of some of this thinking (minus his Sigurimi and elimination of opponents.)

          Just saying.

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          • Smoke and mirrors says:

            Didn’t Greece have ‘an admirable rate of economic growth’ when it applied to join the euro?

            Trust no one, especially the Albanians.

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          • Slightly different, though not to dismiss your point altogether.

            The low base point makes high growth possible. Look at China’s double digit growth for well over a decade. Not sustainable but Europe and even UK would give eye teeth for their current rate.

            As with many of these problems of comparison, there is more than one area of non-equivalence.

            Statistics.

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    {repost due to unintentional inclusion of sticky substance which has cause nearly all men so much trouble over the millennia…}

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    Here was the list of MPs tabling questions to the PM on Wednesday.
    Q1 Damian Collins (Folkestone and Hythe) *
    Q2 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen)
    Q3 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)
    Q4 Mr Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)
    Q5 Mark Durkan (Foyle)
    Q6 Chris Bryant (Rhondda) *
    Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)
    Q8 David Simpson (Upper Bann)
    Q9 Guy Opperman (Hexham)
    Q10 Andrew Stephenson (Pendle)
    Q11 Annette Brooke (Mid Dorset and North Poole)
    Q12 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North)
    Q13 Mr Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South)
    Q14 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)

    There are two members who are also members of HJS as far as I can see. These I have asterisked.

    Damian Collins question was on Coulson. Bryant’s question was about refusing to answer questions about the red top one. It is all fairly predictable stuff for the circus which is PMQs.

    None of the others is a member as far as I can see.

    My comment was not an endorsement of HJS. I had stated that, given the presence of some whom I admired in its numbers, there was a case for paying attention. I still maintain that view. Neither was my comment an endorse’ment of Murdoch.

    It seems that your much later comment, which I did not see as I had been out all day but for which I thank you, suggests a masonic type explanation. My assumptions are that this happens more times than anyone (certainly me) would have time to trace.

    Did you get any further on your digging?

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    {repost due to unintentional inclusion of sticky substance which has cause nearly all men so much trouble over the millennia…}

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    Here was the list of MPs tabling questions to the PM on Wednesday.
    Q1 Damian Collins (Folkestone and Hythe) *
    Q2 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen)
    Q3 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)
    Q4 Mr Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)
    Q5 Mark Durkan (Foyle)
    Q6 Chris Bryant (Rhondda) *
    Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)
    Q8 David Simpson (Upper Bann)
    Q9 Guy Opperman (Hexham)
    Q10 Andrew Stephenson (Pendle)
    Q11 Annette Brooke (Mid Dorset and North Poole)
    Q12 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North)
    Q13 Mr Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South)
    Q14 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)

    There are two members who are also members of HJS as far as I can see. These I have asterisked.

    Damian Collins question was on Coulson. Bryant’s question was about refusing to answer questions about the red top one. It is all fairly predictable stuff for the circus which is PMQs.

    None of the others is a member as far as I can see.

    My comment was not an endorse’ment of HJS. I had stated that, given the presence of some whom I admired in its numbers, there was a case for paying attention. I still maintain that view. Neither was my comment an endorse’ment of Murdoch.

    It seems that your much later comment, which I did not see as I had been out all day but for which I thank you, suggests a masonic type explanation. My assumptions are that this happens more times than anyone (certainly me) would have time to trace.

    Did you get any further on your digging?

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  8. 19
    Van_Juncker says:

    ___
    (‘v’)
    (( ))
    “—”

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, hic!

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  9. 26
    The Farce Show says:

    Several children playing football, jumpers for goalposts.

    A small snotty one is getting roughed up by the others and decides to go home. They say ‘you sod off but we are keeping your ball’.

    That’s the EU that is.

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      We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

      You missed out the bit where they hold the kids down and nick all his money.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Happy Pride in London week end. Be proud & live out loud, all you bumsexers out there.

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      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Celebrate your rich perversity !

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    • 38
      Curious says:

      Are you going to be striding proudly with them Dave?

      After all you legislated for same sex marriage in addition to the option of Civil Partnerships, therefore giving the bumsexers more legal rights than normal people.

      You had no electoral authority to do so.

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      SICK OF THE P.C. BULLSHIT! says:

      We keep being told by militant gays that we shouldn’t stereotype them as lisping, limp-wristed queens of the old Dick Emery “Hello Honky Tonk” type. Yet, when you watch footage of gayers at these Gay Pride events, the participants are invariably of the nancy boy type who displays an exaggerated parody of feminine characteristics. They ARE the seventies stereotypes of homosexuals that we are constantly told don’t exist.

      It’s their triumphalism, an open display of rubbing our noses in their lifestyle, that pisses me off.

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        Anonymous says:

        Same way they are keen to disassociate themselves from the casual bumsex in public lavatory crowd, but eventually they all get nicked for exactly that.

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  11. 34
    Hymen Gearing II says:

    My Junkers has scored a direct hit down the chimney of No.10. Boom Boom!

    Your Dave is a total fucking weakling loser.

    LONG LIVE THE FOURTH REICH !!!!

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      Roma Bert. says:

      I doubt it….

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        Hymen Gearing II says:

        Don’t look now but you Romas have nicked two engines off the Lancaster.

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          We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

          And set up a shanty town on the runway.

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          • Norman Normal says:

            I’ll never forget the one I chased out of my gîte in France. Said he was there to clean the chimney, it didn’t have a chimney, he didn’t have an appointment lol???

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      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      The comparison should not be made with nazi Germany but with the far more dangerous and longer lasting USSR , Merkel , Hollande , Juncker , Barrosso , and the gang are behaving like the supreme Soviet under Stalin , complete with the home grown collaborators and traitors ready and willing to do their bidding, Cameron is just another of their poodles
      The speed with which the leftie liberal establishment and the labour party transferred their allegiance to the EU after the collapse of soviet communism says it all.

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      • 48
        The Lone Ranger says:

        True, but Russia is looking more like an ally and a German dominated EU looks more like an enemy.

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          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          Russia is no longer communist , they quite rightly loath the EU after they caused the unrest in the Ukraine.
          The Russians then decided to re annex Crimea which had only been incorporated into Ukraine in the 1950s for administrative convenience after 300 years as part of Russia ,probably to punish the EU and demonstrate just how feeble they really are.
          Good on Putin he ran rings around them .

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          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          The EU is not German dominated in fact they are probably the most pliant cowed country of the lot ,watching helplessly as billions of euros of their taxes disappear down the bottomless Brussels pit ,as they work long hours to subsidise the ungrateful southern Europeans, who fiddled the books in order to join the Euro.
          They watch helplessly as thousands of East European Roma lay waste to cities like Duisburg, afraid to object on the grounds they will be accused of racism , the same reason they are compliant and cringing as the islamisation of their cities continues at an alarming pace, their armed forces reduced to a useless rump to please Brussels .
          Does this seem familiar ,it ought to !

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          • The Lone Ranger says:

            I’m not so sure. Germany bankrolls the EU and therefore calls the shots – so far behind closed doors. Germany does not want to be seen in public as the controller, for obvious historical reasons, but the controller they most assuredly are.

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          • The Lone Ranger says:

            I meant Germany bankrolls the Euro zone, but it amounts to the same thing as far as they are concerned.

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          • SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

            Bankrolling the EU is not the same as dominating it, they are paying danegeld in a hopeless attempt to keep the whole rotten edifice afloat , in fact they are lending money to the likes of Greece and Portugal to enable them to keep on buying german exports. In practice they are selling to themselves, in the hope that one day the debts will be magically repaid, not a chance , a triumph of hope over experience.

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    Belerion says:

    Looks like spineless Dave has organised a meeting with his cousins :

    http://ind.pn/1nPgyVp

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      We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

      It’s spineless and it looks like a giant bell-end! Blimey, it is Dave!

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  13. 44
    SamCam says:

    Dave. I told you to take your viagra when you went to that Europe meeting.
    You’ve went all soft again as usual.

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  14. 51
    Sherlock says:

    Woke up with stomach ache caused was sour grades. It was alimentary.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Road closures are now starting to be rolled out along the Pride Parade route.

    http://ow.ly/yxYeo

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    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    London LGBT Pride is a fantastic event. For everyone attending: Have a great day

    : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHkMh4Dl4is

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      White rabbit says:

      I took a chance and paid the price. Bilious attack, projectile vomiting. back to full fitness now.

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  17. 67
    Luxembourg air traffic control says:

    Attention all British passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we are experiencing heavy turbulence over the EU. Give us more money and tighten your belts please.

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  18. 74
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Isolated and bitter David Cameron moves Britain closer to EU exit door after commission chief is nominated

    says the Graun

    isolated and bitter…. the useless fluka has joined Ucrap!

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    • 97
      Bernard Manniing says:

      Show us yer drawers love.

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      Norm Normal says:

      The other members who said they would support opposition to Juncker accepted bribes (called concessions in EU speak) to change their minds.
      Why is the press ignoring this scummy, greasy, oily, corrupt behavior?
      Dave took the most honest position, even if it did protect his dangly bits from the eurosceptoids.

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    Beyond Belief says:

    How much have we donated to this event via Environment Agency?

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    • 80
      Old Nick Heavenly says:

      loadsa money!

      I expect you will all be wearing pink undies today, girls, n your support of Lesbian Gay Mutant Britain

      We are all terrified, here in Europe; You flukas are so butch!

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  20. 82
    An unknown Celebrity says:

    First I had a minature dog, then a baby and now a trophy ni99er. Ain’t life grand?

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  21. 84
    Bosun Higgs says:

    UK SPERM SHORTAGE SHOCK

    A shortage of donors has caused the UK’s A.I. clinics to be in crisis.

    Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt “has solution in hand”.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Juncker was elected to maintain the cover-up of the bad state of the EU. Those at the top of the EU have to maintain the deceit, but for how long can they do this?
    Not all of those that call for a referendum on the UK leaving the EU can be wrong, can they?

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    Chuka Ummana says:

    once again i feel i have to ask you all to stop coming onto my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/ChukaUmunnaMP?fref=ts and leaving negative comments and pointing out my gross hypocrisy.

    It takes a lot of time and effort to keep my page free from comments from trash non labour voters, energy i could be better spending on smug self improvement and dreaming up ideas to try and make me and mili look less like millionaires and more like cool kids.

    besides the wifi connection from my villa in ibiza is rubbish so it takes ages to painstakingly read all the comments and weed out the nasty ones so please, no more comments left on https://www.facebook.com/ChukaUmunnaMP?fref=ts

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      Get those CharrecCoeks out says:

      Well Oil be buggered. He has photoshopped his main facebook picture so that he is Blacked up.

      He started off as a straight batting MP on merit alone and was widely liked for doing so but of late he has found that playing the race card is an easier option.

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    Juncker might be the lightning rod that various EU states will use to pull back power into their relative states.

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    Point Of Order says:

    Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse?

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    THE POLICE ARE BENT says:

    AVON AND SOMERSET POLICE ARE SPONSORING BRISTOL GAY PRIDE.

    FFS THIS IS OUR MONEY THAT THEY ARE THROWING AWAY

    http://pridebristol.co.uk/pride-supporters/

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      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      So , Avon and Somerset police also take it up the arse !!

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      • 101
        What is the Police Force For? says:

        The Rank and file are probably as pissed off by this as anyone else. It’ll be the Oxbridge elite at the top who are pissing the money away

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    #PoorEd says:

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    That's easy. They can't see it from London says:

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      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Easily, and wilfully, in order to to do further damage to the country, following the orders of their boss in Brussels!!

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    • 106
      The Wanking Woofters in Westminster says:

      We didn’t think anyone would notice the difference.

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    • 112
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Well, they have got to find somewhere to put them all, immigration is at 400,000 a year, to put that in perspective the entire population of Newcastle now is 280,000.

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    • 122
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      We were forced to embrace diversity by law, it’s nice to see our recent visitors having to embrace these newer visitors, good job it’s going to be a cool summer.

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    • 233
      When in Roma... says:

      Suggest you ask David Blunkett, who was a Sheffield MP, and Home Secretary when Labour let immigration rip. Failing that, try Nick Clegg.

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    what a gay dave says:

    Jeremy hunt said people this morning would feel very proud of gay dave

    Is it possible to feel proud of a complete plonker?

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    I Assume that is a Royal we. says:

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    • 116
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      So long as he uses his own money and has no chance of stealing any more from us, then like a littlle kid playing with his toys it will keep him quiet.

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    • 120
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Lol, I take it he means education for 6.5 billion people, how much money has his ‘charity’ got?.

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    • 126
      Jean Claude Drunkard says:

      Do please fuck off, Gordon.

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    • 237
      Harbottle says:

      For all…Roma/Somalis/Arabs/Afghans/Albanians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis etc etc who your Gvt allowed in.

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    The BBC says:

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    • 114
      Enough of Dimblebys says:

      And all those flu pandemics turned out be fuck all as well…..except for the makers of Tamiflu who made millions from stupid UK gullible UK politicians.

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      • 121
        Quite the Opposite says:

        They weren’t gullible mate.

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      • 125
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Just going to mention that, scientists scare stories about flu (cough), personally I am more worried about a pandemic of Dim bleys.

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      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      Dimblebore = Cupid stunt!

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    We were always ordered to heep tats covered in these situations says:

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    Fishy says:

    Meanwhile while Germany and Frau Murky try to dominate Europe once more…offering cheap loans to the Olive belt countries of the EU in return for votes for the Federalist Junker, spare a thought for this 90 year old who will be buried next Friday.

    An appeal has gone out for mourners to attend the funeral of one of Britain’s wartime heroes of the skies.

    Sidney Marshall died alone at the age of 90 and undertakers fear that they will be the only ones to accompany him on his final journey to Lytham Crematorium at 1.30pm on July 4th.

    His bravery and skills in Bomber Command ‘s Lancasters saw him complete 28 sorties – surviving as so many of his 9th Squadron colleagues died. He was involved in the attack which sank the mighty German battleship The Tirpitz and the D-Day landings.

    During one raid over Bergen his plane was attacked by five enemy fighters and from his mid upper gunner position Sidney shot all five down -a mission which earned him the Distinguished Flying Medal. After the war he remained in the RAF and reached the rank of Warrant officer. He died suddenly at his home in Lytham St Annes, Lancs.

    Before he died the RAF Association helped him celebrate his 90th birthday by sending him the original citation which went with his medal which they traced in Ministry of Defence files.

    He has some surviving relatives but none are well enough to travel to the funeral.

    A spokesman for funeral directors handling the arrangements said: “Sidney Joseph Marshall flew through some of the most heavily defended missions over Occupied Europe during the war.”
    “His coolness and bravery shone through-the fact he flew 28 sorties is a testimony to that.”We are asking for anyone currently serving in the RAF or retired personnel to attend Sid’s funeral and give him the send off he deserves.”
    “It would really be appreciated as apart from ourselves we fear no one else will be there.”

    A true British hero. Any Guidoistas in or around Lancashire next Friday would be welcome, I’m sure.

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      rick says:

      These men have always been my heroes.
      If only we could go back in time and warn them that the England they were fighting for would eventually be betrayed and destroyed from within. England has never recovered from WW1 and WW2.

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      This country makes me proud, and sick says:

      He’ll have a send off to be proud of, no doubt about it…..no enrichers or benefit scrounging immigrants will be there of course, but good honest decent people will be there. You can count on it.

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  35. 124
    Yazgrim Alibye Frown says:

    Al sal am allay cum al ham diddle la. Death to all you Brits. I can’t stand you.

    Now pay me my salary, kuffars. Inshallah.

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    justhadtobedone says:

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    Dustbin Alibaba Drown says:

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      Fishy says:

      If it is the interview with Rod Liddle, Newman joined in with Brown and formed a tag team against him.

      At the very least I would have expected Newman to have challenged Brown on her alleged racism, of which there is video evidence.

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      • 149
        The Labour Party says:

        Only white Britons can be racist. When Brown expressed a desire for whites to be “extinct in 100 years”, she was not being a racist because it’s in her culture to hate whites.

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    • 145
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      The biased sisters doing it for themselves. What a sad pair.

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  38. 129
    Neil Pillock says:

    We’re owl right! We’re owl right! We’re owl right!

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  39. 131
    Moment of the Week says:

    When Cameron ridiculed Miliband for posing with The Sun and then apologising for it, even the usually vocal Blinky had nothing to say. The look on his face and on Harpic’s were priceless. Both for once were shamed into silence while Miliwank looked defeated and hopeless. Say what you like Cameron but he ripped Labour a new one there.

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    • 156
      Its all flipping pie in the sky says:

      When you think about it each side of gormless Ed was a “hit and run” fugitive . Whatever did this country do to deserve such an odious trio.

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        My other name is Dan says:

        They let his dad sneak in under cover of darkness – and forgot to throw him out again in 1946.

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  40. 132
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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  41. 133
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Today I am supporting the Bisexuals!!

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    • 139
      Tachybaptus says:

      Better stick to Trisexuals. They don’t fall over when you stop.

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      • 168
        Prime Minister David Cameron says:

        Oh, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…which leaves your options pretty much wide open.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Miliband lives in a weird and strange world of his own.

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      We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

      If only it were out near the Oort Cloud.

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        The view from Miliband's window says:

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        • 188
          We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

          The view from his window? Window? I wasn’t thinking of giving him windows. No, he should be exposed to the elements for that full-on zero-air subzero Oort Cloud Experience.

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    • 164
      David the banana assailant says:

      Vacant Ned really should stay home more.

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    Had enough of the unelected EU wankers says:

    The EU referendum must be brought forward to coincide with the Scottish one. Lets get out and get out now. The EU are racing for Fed status and if Labour get in its truly all over once and for all. Farage and his dipstick party will then be irrelevant in fact I would not be surprised if they are then not labelled a terrorist organisation. They should join with the Tories and fight the common enemies of Labour and the EU.

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    • 191
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      UKIP will be in before 2020, the LibLabCon have proved they are only concerned with their bank balances, and have sold us down the river, EU still needs the people of all the countries it’s trying to subsume on it’s side otherwise Europe will be in flames this century, if Liebour get back in 2015 so be it they will last for a year or so and we will again be in a really deep sh1t and bankrupt and people will be again on the streets wanting their no existent benefits, we don’t have police and we don’t have any military and etc the rest will be like Iraq.

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    • 194
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Got modded, :-(

      Label UKIP as a terrorist organisation and the Lion will more than wake up and roar.

      Like

  44. 154

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 160
      Fuck the EU says:

      Thens its war then?… Fuck the EU and all it stands for. I am a staunch Tory but after that I will go UKIP if DAve does not do something dramatic like give me a democratic say in the future of my country before the election.

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      • 165
        Another ex-Tory says:

        I voted UKIP and loved it!

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      • 167

        It is not Britain’s war: Europe needs to decide itself how it wishes to Federalize.

        Watch I’taly and H’ungary: UK needs to back away and ensure that it acts only in an advisory capacity.

        Note: UKIP / EFD do not explicitly object to Federalization, but are correctly looking to shift the UK to a safe distance from the European vortex.

        All shall be good, Deo favente.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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  45. 155
    The money can be in your account the same day. says:

    Cameron out.

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    • 161
      David Davis says:

      Wonga
      Bedroom Tax
      Andy Coulson
      Rebekah Brooks
      Food Banks
      Raisa
      Leon Brittan
      Peter Morrison
      HS2
      Osborne’s paddock scam
      Children left in the pub
      43 Government U-turns
      Minimum alcohol pricing
      Anthony Bamford
      Adrian Beecroft
      Michael Spencer
      Lord Green
      Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
      Fracking & Lynton Crosby
      Peter Cruddas
      Lying under oath at Leveson
      Racist Vans
      The promotion of Esther McVey
      Escalating government debt
      Royal Mail selloff price scandal
      Tory beer & bingo
      Support for Maria Miller

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      • 176
        SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        WHY DO YOU MENTION A BRAT WAS LEFT IN A FUCKING PUB, NOBODY CARES NOT A THING TO CONCERN VOTERS ,EXCEPT MAYBE MIRROR READERS !!

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      • 182
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        The Labour reign of terror 1997 – 2010

        The list if fuck ups is too long to post.

        Now fuck off and play with the traffic you leftard mong.

        Like

      • 183
        Labour: the party with nothing new to say. says:

        Posting this list, when it’s already been rebuked, day after fucking day just makes you look a complete fucking mong.

        Like

      • 192
        We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

        “Racist Vans”?

        So telling illegal immigrants to fuck off back to their own country is “racist”?

        You really are severely retarded.

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        • 202
          Diane Fatbutt says:

          The concept of a white van is just too much for me to bear. I need to go and lie down for a bit.

          Like

          • We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

            That’s what it is! White vans. And what do white vans have? Black tyres. The big white van oppresses the black tyres, crushing them into the road. Squashing them, wearing them down, covering them in filth, leaving them in the gutter (when parked).

            That’s racist, that is.

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          • My other name is Dan says:

            Go and lie down for a bit of what??

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      • 246
        Harbottle says:

        What is a ‘Racist van’? A Ford KKK, or a Nissan Nazi?

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  46. 159
    Iain Junckers-Smith says:

    I have never heard of Universal Credit.

    Like

    • 172
      Vince Semaphore says:

      I forget what you just said but, whatever it was, I’m sure it will go down a bomb.

      Like

    • 257
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Have you ever heard of changing the record you fucking idiot?

      Crying because you got your bennies stopped are you? Try opening a can of man the fuck up and having a sip. Go and get a job like the rest of us you fcuking scrounging leftie twat.

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  47. 162
    Boffo Boris says:

    Breaking News – Thousands defraud Wonga by lying to them on forms about their ability to repay and then effectively stealing Wonga’s money by refusing to pay them back

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    • 177
      Malice in Wongaland says:

      Seems fair – Wonga lied about having legal firms ready to threaten people in order to recover the money.

      Like

      • 249
        The Great British Public says:

        Fake legal firms demanding money….. You mean like every council parking ticket which is chased up by fake law firms who are actually bailiifs 4 weeks after the ticket was issued…

        Hopefully this will backfire spectacularly and the councils will take some flack as well.

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      • 277
        Fishy says:

        Actually the letter that Wonga sent out did, in the small print, say that they were actually from…err, Wonga

        Like

    • 181
      Ed Balls, shadow minister for Wonganomics says:

      The trick is always to have two Wongaloans on the go and use each to pay off the other. What could possibly go wrong ?

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  48. 166
    Anonymous says:

    #HarmanDromeyHewitt

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    • 171
      Fishy says:

      Oh dear. A throwback to the 20’s. Why TF do peolle stick vote for these pillocks?

      Labour only briefly moved on and now has retreated back, under Milband, to the red-eyed misty past of Leninism.

      The next election will be the most crucial in our history. #Nogoingback to the disasters of Labour past, to nationalisation, to Brown and Blair, to control by the unions and to the Sons of Kinnochio.

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  49. 169
    Nigel Farage says:

    I am proud to be marching with African lgbt asylum seekers fleeing persecution at Gay Pride in London.

    Like

  50. 175
    The British media are cunts says:

    The only good kraut is a dead kraut. Never forget that.

    Like

  51. 179

    Honour in London

    Information for Residents and Businesses

    We are giving this information for residents and businesses in the areas of the Honour footprint and advance warning of the annual Heterosexual celebration + Honour in London event, which will take place on Saturday 5th July 2014.

    For detailed information on how this could affect you, see our road closures and parking suspensions page.

    Honour in London is a celebration of the traditional Heterosexual community. It is an important event for the capital, and easily the largest. Over the past 952 years the event has stood for equality and fêted London as a global beacon of tolerance, decency and, most importantly, prolongation of the species.

    This year the event will be celebrated in the usual way, starting with a Walk through central London. The Walk will be made up of non-parading groups and floats, which enable the Heterosexual community + charities and organisations to highlight the good they do and the babies and children who are produced and well brought up in decency and loving conditions. The Walk will affect parking and vehicle access along its route; it also brings decent, non-threatening, people on to the streets so pavements will be busy and London will be busy with celebratory events.

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  52. 186

    Honour in London

    Information for Residents and Businesses

    We are giving this information for residents and businesses in the areas of the Honour footprint and advance warning of the annual Heterosexual celebration + Honour in London event, which will take place on Satυrday 5th July 2014.

    For detailed information on how this could affect you, see our road closures and parking suspensions page.

    Honour in London is a celebration of the traditional Heterosexual community. It is an important event for the capital, and easily the largest. Over the past 952 years the event has stood for equality and fêted London as a global beacon of tolerance, decency and, most importantly, prolongation of the species.

    This year the event will be celebrated in the usual way, starting with a Walk through central London. The Walk will be made up of non-parading groups and floats, which enable the Heterosexual community + charities and organisations to highlight the good they do and the babies and children who are produced and well brought up in decency and loving conditions. The Walk will affect parking and vehicle access along its route; it also brings decent , non-threatening, people on to the streets so pavements will be busy and London will be busy with celebratory events.

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  53. 196
    Dave Rooney says:

    He shoots. He misses. He goes home.

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    • 200
      Ah! but says:

      Insufficient people are shooting in the UK.

      We are now importing sperm.

      Are where are the border controls for sperm you ask?

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    • 204
      Hacked orf says:

      “He shoots. He misses. He goes home”

      That’s what the old ‘ho’ said about Wayne! (and he drops a grand, too!)

      Seems he got more accurate with Colleen.

      Talking about old ho’ s . . .

      The picture sems to say: “My lips are sealed” (except for Charlie and Andy whenever he’s handy’).

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  54. 206
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Happy gay day to all of my gay followers! *slows grinds in a jock strap for them all*

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    • 210
      Peter Tapsell says:

      Can’t think of anything worse London Pride drunk, slag and bitch fest.

      Like

      • 214
        Nothing to eat or drink and millions of smelly muzzies says:

        Mecca during Ramadan must be a pretty close second.

        Like

    • 226
      J-C Juncker says:

      I like the way that David Cameroon bows down, have him fitted out with the sequinned jock and bathed in cognac…then send him to my tent.

      Like

  55. 208
    Mark Oaten says:

    A finger of fudge is just enough
    To give Lib Dems a treat

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  56. 212
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it is strange to think that the air that we inhale is the same air that millions of others have exhaled. That molecule of air that you just inhaled may have passed through the body of tony blair for example. and still there is a purity in the air. Perhaps when tax funded wind solar energy projects create oxygen as a bi product we will be charged for breathing.

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    • 229
      Wishful thinking says:

      Hopefully the next molecule to pass through Tony Blair’s body will have been recently exhaled by someone with Ebola or tuberculosis.

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  57. 213
    Nigel Farage says:

    HOW EXCITING! “ At 5.30pm I’m on the main stage in Trafalgar Square introducing Conchita Wurst” for Gay Pride.

    As good as it gets.

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  58. 220
    Life up Uranus says:

    If you’ve never had bumsex on a Saturday night,you’ve never had bumsex at all.

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  59. 228
    Ed Balls says:

    This HM Revenue & Customs web service is currently unavailable. We apologise for this inconvenience.

    Some of our online services may be available, please follow the link below to access them. If the service you wish to use is not currently available please try again later.

    This has been caused as a direct result of the cuts made by the stupidity of the Conservative led coalition.

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  60. 235
    non taxable pikey says:

    Today in The County (that’s the definite article) we celebrate the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie, Pork Scratchings, Finest English Bacon and Ham, together with Pork Sausages in all their delightful forms including the wonderful Black Pudding. Beer and Cider will be consumed in abundance to wash down these fine indigenous products of our noble farmers. Daylight hours only of course. Come and celebrate the diversity in Rutland and Leicestershire.

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    • 247
      Abu Qatada says:

      I have my invitation to hand,thank you kindly.

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    • 279
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Will there be plenty of halal pork pies?

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      • 283
        non taxable pikey says:

        We sacked the sales department en-masse after they tried that one. Target consumer just wasn’t amenable, cost us a fortune. We did shift them finally however by telling the prison service that they were Chicken.

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  61. 250
    Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP says:

    The NHS was right to kill thousands of patients, and I was right to cover it up.

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  62. 251
    what a gay dave says:

    Jeremy hunt says cameron has shown that he has a bottom line

    Like

  63. 258
    Prof. Ed Miliband, B.Sc. M.Sc. Ph.D. says:

    The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

    Like

  64. 259
    Rt Hon Lady (Margaret) Hodge MP says:

    Keeping a multi-million pound fortune in an offshore tax-haven is wrong, and I am right to keep my multi-million pound fortune in an offshore tax-haven.

    Like

  65. 262
    David Axlegrease says:

    Like

  66. 263
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Writing exclusively for PinkNews, Minister for Equalities Sajid Javid officially announces that couples in civil partnerships will from December be able to convert to marriage.

    Like

  67. 264
    Asslick Almond says:

    It’s Taxpayers’ money so no need to worry about the cost.

    Like

  68. 265
    Owen Jones says:

    Lovely time here today on regent street at pride, although these ass less chaps are a bit chilly

    Like

  69. 266
    Tough shit says:

    Breaking news that the family of hate preacher Abu Bakri are unbelievably seeking asylum in the UK. The bearded c-unt was deported and his family claim he’s been tortured in Lebanon. Even if this is true, tough fucking shit. That c-unt openly called for non muslims to be slaughtered.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1291299/sheikh-omar-bakri-mohammads-uk-asylum-bid

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    • 272
      Diane Fatabottomus says:

      WAYYYYYYYCIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT!!!!

      Like

      • 291
        Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

        Those of his family who remain in the UK should all be deported to Jeddah where they will be much happier with the climate and lifestyle. They will all be free to spout their religious views as thy so desire.

        I do wish this idiot collection of thick heads that calls itself our “Government” would grow some balls and just chuck all these cvnts out (and sod the EU Human Rights crap – what about ours?).

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  70. 267
    Ah! shit says:

    Pilot Lands Jet On A Stool After Malfunction ( Sky)

    Forced to wipe mess from undercarriage :(

    Like

    • 273
      Captain Oveur says:

      The farmer wasn’t very happy but I succeeded in opening up a whole new field of double entendres.

      Like

  71. 271
    Ah! Truth, but not yet says:

    News This Second @NewsThisSecond · 25m
    Michael Smith dumped by 2GB radio after calling prophet Mohammed ‘a pe dophile’ http://dlvr.it/68PKRt

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    • 274
      Hattie PIE Harmong says:

      There is nothing wrong with men having sex with 6 year old girls.

      Like

    • 281
      Ukweli Machungu says:

      It’s no use the Establishment ignoring the fact – no matter what is
      said in support of the religion of piss, the wool has for far too
      long has been cynically pulled over the eyes of its followers
      as to the true nature of the profit which accrues from the
      massively malevolent and subversive text of its users’ handbook.

      It should be blindingly obvious that the author responsible was
      seriously disturbed; he’d have been a shoo-in for a job with CBBC.

      Eventually reality must be faced, or else the apologists will have to
      vacate their posts in favour of people who can show some moral fibre;
      in the event that the situation is not rectified swiftly then we will be
      lumbered with a return to the dark ages experienced centuries ago.

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  72. 284
    tinned pacific salmon says:

    Is this the place to apply for a position (if that’s the right expression), as a sperm donor?

    Despite being of advanced years (but not as advanced in years as the former J. Savile Esq.), I can still produce good quantities of the required fluid on demand.

    My family medical history is good, and no major family genetic defects are known.

    Offspring I have produced over the years are of good quality, and the most recent example is about to start a university medical degree with a view to becoming a brain surgeon.

    Furthermore, I favour the natural method of sperm delivery, which is much more conducive to successful fertilisation in the recipient, than the turkey baster method.

    I await your reply with great anticipation.

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    • 292
      Stikky stuff says:

      You should apply to that place in Wimbledon that calls itself a sperm bank. Seems they give good interest too…

      Like

  73. 293
    Bon Usher says:

    I prefer coke myself..

    Like


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