June 28th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

296 Comments

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    Comment in the bin. Lovely weather here and yes, Mornington, life is very good, here. Am sure you would approve. :-)

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    (Danish and like dufflepegs when I got my very long and close hug of welcome. I just about managed to keep my composure…) :roll:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    The Only Way is Exit.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    A timely reminder of why we should not be paying a single penny towards our net EU contributions:

    http://www.debt-clock.org/

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Morning campers. Dave, are we still in the eussr project and if so, what are you doing about it?

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Fear not , Frau Merkel has announced that she is aware of British concerns.

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    Johnny Foreigner says:

    ……….Ze EU eese not for you , you little British shits!!!!!

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    Your new president, Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    Shut up and give me more money.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    The Government has let me down for not covering up for me properly. It is a disgrace. Boaz.

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/government-let-me-down-over-hancock-complaints-victim-1-6145763

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    Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

    She scares me.

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    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    Prime Minister David”Dishface” Cameron should stick to super injunctions he doesn’t understand politics or economics.

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    Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

    Staying in the EU is the right thing to do, because having a federalist president who wants to destroy us as a nation is good for Britain.

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    She must know that the whole EU edifice is being paid for by her own taxpayers , once the penny drops for them ,or when they finally run out of cash and patience then the game is up.

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    Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

    Rubbish! My first class political skills were very much in evidence at Ypres yesterday, securing an excellent result for Britain – I got one country to support us – and as for economics, I’ve doubled Britain’s debt, which is good because having twice as much of something is a jolly good thing.

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    {repost due to unintentional inclusion of sticky substance which has cause nearly all men so much trouble over the millennia…}

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    Here was the list of MPs tabling questions to the PM on Wednesday.
    Q1 Damian Collins (Folkestone and Hythe) *
    Q2 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen)
    Q3 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)
    Q4 Mr Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)
    Q5 Mark Durkan (Foyle)
    Q6 Chris Bryant (Rhondda) *
    Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)
    Q8 David Simpson (Upper Bann)
    Q9 Guy Opperman (Hexham)
    Q10 Andrew Stephenson (Pendle)
    Q11 Annette Brooke (Mid Dorset and North Poole)
    Q12 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North)
    Q13 Mr Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South)
    Q14 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)

    There are two members who are also members of HJS as far as I can see. These I have asterisked.

    Damian Collins question was on Coulson. Bryant’s question was about refusing to answer questions about the red top one. It is all fairly predictable stuff for the circus which is PMQs.

    None of the others is a member as far as I can see.

    My comment was not an endorsement of HJS. I had stated that, given the presence of some whom I admired in its numbers, there was a case for paying attention. I still maintain that view. Neither was my comment an endorse’ment of Murdoch.

    It seems that your much later comment, which I did not see as I had been out all day but for which I thank you, suggests a masonic type explanation. My assumptions are that this happens more times than anyone (certainly me) would have time to trace.

    Did you get any further on your digging?

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    ned ludd says:

    And he let Albania in. Traitor.

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    {repost due to unintentional inclusion of sticky substance which has cause nearly all men so much trouble over the millennia…}

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    Here was the list of MPs tabling questions to the PM on Wednesday.
    Q1 Damian Collins (Folkestone and Hythe) *
    Q2 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen)
    Q3 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)
    Q4 Mr Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)
    Q5 Mark Durkan (Foyle)
    Q6 Chris Bryant (Rhondda) *
    Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch)
    Q8 David Simpson (Upper Bann)
    Q9 Guy Opperman (Hexham)
    Q10 Andrew Stephenson (Pendle)
    Q11 Annette Brooke (Mid Dorset and North Poole)
    Q12 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North)
    Q13 Mr Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South)
    Q14 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)

    There are two members who are also members of HJS as far as I can see. These I have asterisked.

    Damian Collins question was on Coulson. Bryant’s question was about refusing to answer questions about the red top one. It is all fairly predictable stuff for the circus which is PMQs.

    None of the others is a member as far as I can see.

    My comment was not an endorse’ment of HJS. I had stated that, given the presence of some whom I admired in its numbers, there was a case for paying attention. I still maintain that view. Neither was my comment an endorse’ment of Murdoch.

    It seems that your much later comment, which I did not see as I had been out all day but for which I thank you, suggests a masonic type explanation. My assumptions are that this happens more times than anyone (certainly me) would have time to trace.

    Did you get any further on your digging?

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    Blonde, tall, slim, firm (really firm)… :-)

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    Van_Juncker says:

    ___
    (‘v’)
    (( ))
    “—”

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, hic!

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Don’t look back in anger…… vote UKIP :)

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    Roma Bert. says:

    We pay one eighth of all money going into the EU, there are 28 countries in total, something wrong somewhere!

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    Enver Hoxha was never the sort of guy you would want to take out for a beer but, leaving aside a hell of a lot (and I do mean a hell of a lot), he saw in great improvements in health and education and created an admirable rate of economic growth for his country.

    Given that the EU is a stagnant cesspit, there is a case for the introduction of some of this thinking (minus his Sigurimi and elimination of opponents.)

    Just saying.

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Give it a couple of weeks and Handycock will be designated the main victim.

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    Yes! How did you know that.

    Big smile as well! :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Roma Bert. says:

    More ‘breakfast’ Mr Juncker? :)

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    The Farce Show says:

    Several children playing football, jumpers for goalposts.

    A small snotty one is getting roughed up by the others and decides to go home. They say ‘you sod off but we are keeping your ball’.

    That’s the EU that is.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Happy Pride in London week end. Be proud & live out loud, all you bumsexers out there.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    And for desert, vote UKIP :)

    P.S. We’d better start re-arming too.

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Celebrate your rich perversity !

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    A Europe dominated by Germany, we’ve been here before. Vote UKIP and re-arm.:)

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    Last in translation says:

    http://bit.ly/1moqLpo

    Good morning English pig dogs

    It seems that some of you are less than thrilled at the prospect of my Presidency of the Fourth Reich. I want to assure you that this will not be held against you and that the tanks on the lawn in front of the window are simply a free embellishment, as you would expect, provided by your loving care dictator.

    I want you all to know that that sneaky crook who claims to be your Prime Minister soon came to see on which side the bread is buttered on, once I started to tickle his belly. No doubt he will tell you that he is a brave loser in arm wrestling competition, but it was in fact very much a friendly game and very soon we were – how do you say? – The best of bum-chums.

    * Nurse Merkel sends her greetings and also a reminder of this week subscription in time to send. The solution, after all, is that it would never do, you forfeit your protection – could get your legs broken, one after the other. We do not want that to happen, we should?
    [* I love to see a woman in boots, is not it?]

    Remember what we, your superiors always to minions as you say:
    submit supporting EU to become her slave, and you will be free; giving away all your money to the master race will make you rich.
    Idiots like you every last word we say, to believe them.
    We spit on the very idea of democracy.
    Do not think whether to fight on the beaches – we have already put our towels down there, while Prime Minister had his wicked way with you all.
    Resistance is futile – you all are fooled again.
    Buwahahaha!

    Your humble servant

    Jean-Claude

    You there! Servant! Make sure that you do not have to pour too many cornflakes in my cognac.

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    We're waiting says:

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    You have been looking, haven’t you?

    Rearmed and depilated. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hymen Gearing II says:

    My Junkers has scored a direct hit down the chimney of No.10. Boom Boom!

    Your Dave is a total fucking weakling loser.

    LONG LIVE THE FOURTH REICH !!!!

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    Roma Bert. says:

    I doubt it….

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    Throwing your money around with glee, Poland says:

    Not as far as we’re concerned, you fucking British bastards.

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    Curious says:

    Are you going to be striding proudly with them Dave?

    After all you legislated for same sex marriage in addition to the option of Civil Partnerships, therefore giving the bumsexers more legal rights than normal people.

    You had no electoral authority to do so.

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    Belerion says:

    Looks like spineless Dave has organised a meeting with his cousins :

    http://ind.pn/1nPgyVp

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    Smoke and mirrors says:

    Didn’t Greece have ‘an admirable rate of economic growth’ when it applied to join the euro?

    Trust no one, especially the Albanians.

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    Hymen Gearing II says:

    Don’t look now but you Romas have nicked two engines off the Lancaster.

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    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    You missed out the bit where they hold the kids down and nick all his money.

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    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    And set up a shanty town on the runway.

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    SamCam says:

    Dave. I told you to take your viagra when you went to that Europe meeting.
    You’ve went all soft again as usual.

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    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    It’s spineless and it looks like a giant bell-end! Blimey, it is Dave!

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    Sorry, we can't take your surrender says:

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The comparison should not be made with nazi Germany but with the far more dangerous and longer lasting USSR , Merkel , Hollande , Juncker , Barrosso , and the gang are behaving like the supreme Soviet under Stalin , complete with the home grown collaborators and traitors ready and willing to do their bidding, Cameron is just another of their poodles
    The speed with which the leftie liberal establishment and the labour party transferred their allegiance to the EU after the collapse of soviet communism says it all.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    True, but Russia is looking more like an ally and a German dominated EU looks more like an enemy.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    NEWS! Eurovision winner Conchita Wurst is to headline Pride in London on Saturday 28th June! http://ow.ly/yh1ze

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    Slightly different, though not to dismiss your point altogether.

    The low base point makes high growth possible. Look at China’s double digit growth for well over a decade. Not sustainable but Europe and even UK would give eye teeth for their current rate.

    As with many of these problems of comparison, there is more than one area of non-equivalence.

    Statistics.

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    Sherlock says:

    Woke up with stomach ache caused was sour grades. It was alimentary.

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    Norman Normal says:

    I’ll never forget the one I chased out of my gîte in France. Said he was there to clean the chimney, it didn’t have a chimney, he didn’t have an appointment lol???

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    Owen Jones says:

    Road closures are now starting to be rolled out along the Pride Parade route.

    http://ow.ly/yxYeo

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    Vote on that you fuckers says:

    Prior to leaving, it’s time we reduced our contributions to 1/28

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    G.C.S.E. and A Level Grades are fucking worthless now. says:

    G.C.E. English. Alas no grade. Failure.

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    Dave Laws says:

    Just tried to fit in shorts and they are too small. Obviously cos I have such a big bum.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    congratulations Jean Claude

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Russia is no longer communist , they quite rightly loath the EU after they caused the unrest in the Ukraine.
    The Russians then decided to re annex Crimea which had only been incorporated into Ukraine in the 1950s for administrative convenience after 300 years as part of Russia ,probably to punish the EU and demonstrate just how feeble they really are.
    Good on Putin he ran rings around them .

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Pride and prejudice: Britain can hold its head up over LGBT parades, but persecution grows worse round the world

    says the Indie!

    No Wonder she is concerned!

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    Wash away the Gay Mafia says:

    What about our Rights to drive unhindered down the Queen’s Highway?

    An ideal day to try the new water cannon out Boris. Saturate the pervs. including Gay Dave.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Wondering if I should risk wearing shorts for Pride in London later? If you’ve got it flaunt it I say!

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    Abbotopotamus says:

    U ain’t nowhere in the big arse stakes li’l boy

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Thanks I now know which businesses to boycott, starting with my bank!!

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    Duh says:

    Yes, Europe being dominated by its most successful economy is a bad thing.
    Stop the Brits holding it back, with brexit.

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    Fact says:

    Don’t look now Milly, but some old druid snipped it off during your religious MGM ceremony.

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    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    London LGBT Pride is a fantastic event. For everyone attending: Have a great day

    : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHkMh4Dl4is

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    Luxembourg air traffic control says:

    Attention all British passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we are experiencing heavy turbulence over the EU. Give us more money and tighten your belts please.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Unhindered down the Queens Highway? :-)

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    The only way is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    England out of World Cup

    Belgium qualify

    Portugal crushed

    Jean Claude Juncker Pres

    Obama looks more ridiculous every day

    Iy just keeps getting better!!!!!!!!!!

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    Kevin Cuttlefish says:

    What do you have to be Proud of you hideous little toad?
    Felching?
    Getting shagged up the arse by a total stranger in a public lavatory?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

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    Any questions says:

    Chris Bryant had a torrid time on Any Questions last night. For once Dimbleby had a go at a Labourist on the panel and came prepared with extracts from previous Bryant writings.

    These were not minor discrepancies but major complete about faces. Bryant is now in favour of fracking yet only a few years ago he wrote in the INDY that now it is reality that Britain will have continuous drought conditions due to the Global Warming (yes he did write that) then fracking must be banned.

    Bryant’s mare is repeated this afternoon

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Junkers!

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Isolated and bitter David Cameron moves Britain closer to EU exit door after commission chief is nominated

    says the Graun

    isolated and bitter…. the useless fluka has joined Ucrap!

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    Beyond Belief says:

    How much have we donated to this event via Environment Agency?

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    Di Namite (maybe) says:

    That’s the only way to eat decent chicken

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Does anybody here really think that the Brits have the balls, the moral fibre or the interest to make these sacrifices again?

    Girls, all this martial glory was 70 odd years ago.

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    Dave, Willybum et al. says:

    We just love going up the queens’ highways.

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    We want to remain what we are* says:

    To consider if I will engage with you Mr Juncker, please indicate your current status from the list below.

    1) a bit merry
    2) slightly pissed
    3) steaming
    4) three sheets to the wind
    5) shitfaced
    6) comatose

    I the event of no reply, I will assume 6).

    (* “We want to remain what we are” is the motto of Luxembourg, according to Wiki. I think someone is taking the piss).

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    loadsa money!

    I expect you will all be wearing pink undies today, girls, n your support of Lesbian Gay Mutant Britain

    We are all terrified, here in Europe; You flukas are so butch!

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    UK is fasting growing economy in the EU – duh indeed.

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    An unknown Celebrity says:

    First I had a minature dog, then a baby and now a trophy ni99er. Ain’t life grand?

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    Sally Bercow says:

    Best wishes to all M.P.’s & civil servants marching in today’s Pride in London – have an amazing day!

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    UK SPERM SHORTAGE SHOCK

    A shortage of donors has caused the UK’s A.I. clinics to be in crisis.

    Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt “has solution in hand”.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Juncker was elected to maintain the cover-up of the bad state of the EU. Those at the top of the EU have to maintain the deceit, but for how long can they do this?
    Not all of those that call for a referendum on the UK leaving the EU can be wrong, can they?

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    Chuka Ummana says:

    once again i feel i have to ask you all to stop coming onto my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/ChukaUmunnaMP?fref=ts and leaving negative comments and pointing out my gross hypocrisy.

    It takes a lot of time and effort to keep my page free from comments from trash non labour voters, energy i could be better spending on smug self improvement and dreaming up ideas to try and make me and mili look less like millionaires and more like cool kids.

    besides the wifi connection from my villa in ibiza is rubbish so it takes ages to painstakingly read all the comments and weed out the nasty ones so please, no more comments left on https://www.facebook.com/ChukaUmunnaMP?fref=ts

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    Joe Public says:

    Only one way to find out, keep tormenting me and see what happens bully boy.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    Get it out for the boys, Conchita!

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    Sally Bercow says:

    …….meanwhile line up the straight guys, I’m moist……..:)

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    Juncker might be the lightning rod that various EU states will use to pull back power into their relative states.

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    Owen Jones says:

    So it was you?

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    Bend over Wendover says:

    You place or mine duckie?

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    +1

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    Point Of Order says:

    Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse?

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    THE POLICE ARE BENT says:

    AVON AND SOMERSET POLICE ARE SPONSORING BRISTOL GAY PRIDE.

    FFS THIS IS OUR MONEY THAT THEY ARE THROWING AWAY

    http://pridebristol.co.uk/pride-supporters/

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    Bernard Manniing says:

    Show us yer drawers love.

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    #PoorEd says:

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    So , Avon and Somerset police also take it up the arse !!

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    That's easy. They can't see it from London says:

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    What is the Police Force For? says:

    The Rank and file are probably as pissed off by this as anyone else. It’ll be the Oxbridge elite at the top who are pissing the money away

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Easily, and wilfully, in order to to do further damage to the country, following the orders of their boss in Brussels!!

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    Get those CharrecCoeks out says:

    Well Oil be buggered. He has photoshopped his main facebook picture so that he is Blacked up.

    He started off as a straight batting MP on merit alone and was widely liked for doing so but of late he has found that playing the race card is an easier option.

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    what a gay dave says:

    Jeremy hunt said people this morning would feel very proud of gay dave

    Is it possible to feel proud of a complete plonker?

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    I Assume that is a Royal we. says:

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    The Wanking Woofters in Westminster says:

    We didn’t think anyone would notice the difference.

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    The BBC says:

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    Change for the worse says:

    Get used it. Gays and IRA supporters in Belfast have a veto on what used to be British rights

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Junkers brings down another Fokker.

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    Do your own fighting says:

    ..and fight on behalf of whom?
    I think not.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    The majority of the locals are invaders themselves. Of the pyjama wearing type. I find this highly amusing, and encourage government to allow more Roma plus other eastern Europeans to settle in the area. So that the pyjama wearing community are given the opportunity to experience and embrace the diversity.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Well, they have got to find somewhere to put them all, immigration is at 400,000 a year, to put that in perspective the entire population of Newcastle now is 280,000.

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    Enough of Dimblebys says:

    And all those flu pandemics turned out be fuck all as well…..except for the makers of Tamiflu who made millions from stupid UK gullible UK politicians.

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    We were always ordered to heep tats covered in these situations says:

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    So long as he uses his own money and has no chance of stealing any more from us, then like a littlle kid playing with his toys it will keep him quiet.

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The EU is not German dominated in fact they are probably the most pliant cowed country of the lot ,watching helplessly as billions of euros of their taxes disappear down the bottomless Brussels pit ,as they work long hours to subsidise the ungrateful southern Europeans, who fiddled the books in order to join the Euro.
    They watch helplessly as thousands of East European Roma lay waste to cities like Duisburg, afraid to object on the grounds they will be accused of racism , the same reason they are compliant and cringing as the islamisation of their cities continues at an alarming pace, their armed forces reduced to a useless rump to please Brussels .
    Does this seem familiar ,it ought to !

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    P@ki v Roma says:

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    Fishy says:

    Meanwhile while Germany and Frau Murky try to dominate Europe once more…offering cheap loans to the Olive belt countries of the EU in return for votes for the Federalist Junker, spare a thought for this 90 year old who will be buried next Friday.

    An appeal has gone out for mourners to attend the funeral of one of Britain’s wartime heroes of the skies.

    Sidney Marshall died alone at the age of 90 and undertakers fear that they will be the only ones to accompany him on his final journey to Lytham Crematorium at 1.30pm on July 4th.

    His bravery and skills in Bomber Command ‘s Lancasters saw him complete 28 sorties – surviving as so many of his 9th Squadron colleagues died. He was involved in the attack which sank the mighty German battleship The Tirpitz and the D-Day landings.

    During one raid over Bergen his plane was attacked by five enemy fighters and from his mid upper gunner position Sidney shot all five down -a mission which earned him the Distinguished Flying Medal. After the war he remained in the RAF and reached the rank of Warrant officer. He died suddenly at his home in Lytham St Annes, Lancs.

    Before he died the RAF Association helped him celebrate his 90th birthday by sending him the original citation which went with his medal which they traced in Ministry of Defence files.

    He has some surviving relatives but none are well enough to travel to the funeral.

    A spokesman for funeral directors handling the arrangements said: “Sidney Joseph Marshall flew through some of the most heavily defended missions over Occupied Europe during the war.”
    “His coolness and bravery shone through-the fact he flew 28 sorties is a testimony to that.”We are asking for anyone currently serving in the RAF or retired personnel to attend Sid’s funeral and give him the send off he deserves.”
    “It would really be appreciated as apart from ourselves we fear no one else will be there.”

    A true British hero. Any Guidoistas in or around Lancashire next Friday would be welcome, I’m sure.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Lol, I take it he means education for 6.5 billion people, how much money has his ‘charity’ got?.

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    Quite the Opposite says:

    They weren’t gullible mate.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    We were forced to embrace diversity by law, it’s nice to see our recent visitors having to embrace these newer visitors, good job it’s going to be a cool summer.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Good Morning, Cat. Clearly the views have… perked you up…

    I find sunglasses are useful for more than just shielding my eyes from the sun.

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    Yazgrim Alibye Frown says:

    Al sal am allay cum al ham diddle la. Death to all you Brits. I can’t stand you.

    Now pay me my salary, kuffars. Inshallah.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just going to mention that, scientists scare stories about flu (cough), personally I am more worried about a pandemic of Dim bleys.

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    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

    Do please fuck off, Gordon.

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    justhadtobedone says:

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    Dustbin Alibaba Drown says:

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    Neil Pillock says:

    We’re owl right! We’re owl right! We’re owl right!

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    There is no excuse for this woman says:
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    Moment of the Week says:

    When Cameron ridiculed Miliband for posing with The Sun and then apologising for it, even the usually vocal Blinky had nothing to say. The look on his face and on Harpic’s were priceless. Both for once were shamed into silence while Miliwank looked defeated and hopeless. Say what you like Cameron but he ripped Labour a new one there.

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Today I am supporting the Bisexuals!!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    A Sopwith Camel.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just had to be done.

  136. 136
    John Bull and Jimmy Savile says:

    We’re a world leader in bumsex and perversions of all kinds.

    Rejoice!

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    Someone who has to work for a living says:

    How the other half live.

  138. 138
    8umboy 8illy hague says:

    I’ll be there. Had extra helpings of special advice last night.

  139. 139
    Tachybaptus says:

    Better stick to Trisexuals. They don’t fall over when you stop.

  140. 140
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Miliband lives in a weird and strange world of his own.

  141. 141
    a forty grand shitstabber says:

    Try the lycra ones sweetie – they make you look so fuckable.

  142. 142
    Fishy says:

    If it is the interview with Rod Liddle, Newman joined in with Brown and formed a tag team against him.

    At the very least I would have expected Newman to have challenged Brown on her alleged racism, of which there is video evidence.

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    An owl says:

    Like all owls, I am voting UKIP.

  144. 144
    8umboy 8illy hague says:

    Works for me.

  145. 145
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The biased sisters doing it for themselves. What a sad pair.

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    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    If only it were out near the Oort Cloud.

  147. 147
    The Lone Ranger says:

    I’m not so sure. Germany bankrolls the EU and therefore calls the shots – so far behind closed doors. Germany does not want to be seen in public as the controller, for obvious historical reasons, but the controller they most assuredly are.

  148. 148
    The Lone Ranger says:

    I meant Germany bankrolls the Euro zone, but it amounts to the same thing as far as they are concerned.

  149. 149
    The Labour Party says:

    Only white Britons can be racist. When Brown expressed a desire for whites to be “extinct in 100 years”, she was not being a racist because it’s in her culture to hate whites.

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    Had enough of the unelected EU wankers says:

    The EU referendum must be brought forward to coincide with the Scottish one. Lets get out and get out now. The EU are racing for Fed status and if Labour get in its truly all over once and for all. Farage and his dipstick party will then be irrelevant in fact I would not be surprised if they are then not labelled a terrorist organisation. They should join with the Tories and fight the common enemies of Labour and the EU.

  151. 151
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Every UK government has fighting Europe since the end of the War. So far its been words only – but whose to say it’ll stay that way?

  152. 152
    jimmy says:

    Can anyone explain why in the telegraph comments people keep referring to the odious Cathy Newman as “Doris”? I don’t get the reference.

  153. 153
    Had enough of the unelected EU wankers says:

  154. 154

    Vote UKIP :-D

  155. 155
    The money can be in your account the same day. says:

    Cameron out.

  156. 156
    Its all flipping pie in the sky says:

    When you think about it each side of gormless Ed was a “hit and run” fugitive . Whatever did this country do to deserve such an odious trio.

  157. 157
    Jean-Claude Juncker, crime syndicate president-to-be says:

    The Wurst is yet to come. His heels are killing him.

  158. 158
    The view from Miliband's window says:

  159. 159
    Iain Junckers-Smith says:

    I have never heard of Universal Credit.

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    Fuck the EU says:

    Thens its war then?… Fuck the EU and all it stands for. I am a staunch Tory but after that I will go UKIP if DAve does not do something dramatic like give me a democratic say in the future of my country before the election.

  161. 161
    David Davis says:

    Wonga
    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Raisa
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    HS2
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    Racist Vans
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal
    Tory beer & bingo
    Support for Maria Miller

  162. 162
    Boffo Boris says:

    Breaking News – Thousands defraud Wonga by lying to them on forms about their ability to repay and then effectively stealing Wonga’s money by refusing to pay them back

  163. 163
    Weirdo Ed says:

    He must have been going some speed when he hit that door after someone kicked him in the arse.

  164. 164
    David the banana assailant says:

    Vacant Ned really should stay home more.

  165. 165
    Another ex-Tory says:

    I voted UKIP and loved it!

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    #HarmanDromeyHewitt

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    It is not Britain’s war: Europe needs to decide itself how it wishes to Federalize.

    Watch I’taly and H’ungary: UK needs to back away and ensure that it acts only in an advisory capacity.

    Note: UKIP / EFD do not explicitly object to Federalization, but are correctly looking to shift the UK to a safe distance from the European vortex.

    All shall be good, Deo favente.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  168. 168
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Oh, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…which leaves your options pretty much wide open.

  169. 169
    Nigel Farage says:

    I am proud to be marching with African lgbt asylum seekers fleeing persecution at Gay Pride in London.

  170. 170
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Twit too, twit too.

  171. 171
    Fishy says:

    Oh dear. A throwback to the 20’s. Why TF do peolle stick vote for these pillocks?

    Labour only briefly moved on and now has retreated back, under Milband, to the red-eyed misty past of Leninism.

    The next election will be the most crucial in our history. #Nogoingback to the disasters of Labour past, to nationalisation, to Brown and Blair, to control by the unions and to the Sons of Kinnochio.

  172. 172
    Vince Semaphore says:

    I forget what you just said but, whatever it was, I’m sure it will go down a bomb.

  173. 173
    rick says:

    These men have always been my heroes.
    If only we could go back in time and warn them that the England they were fighting for would eventually be betrayed and destroyed from within. England has never recovered from WW1 and WW2.

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Bankrolling the EU is not the same as dominating it, they are paying danegeld in a hopeless attempt to keep the whole rotten edifice afloat , in fact they are lending money to the likes of Greece and Portugal to enable them to keep on buying german exports. In practice they are selling to themselves, in the hope that one day the debts will be magically repaid, not a chance , a triumph of hope over experience.

  175. 175
    The British media are cunts says:

    The only good kraut is a dead kraut. Never forget that.

  176. 176
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    WHY DO YOU MENTION A BRAT WAS LEFT IN A FUCKING PUB, NOBODY CARES NOT A THING TO CONCERN VOTERS ,EXCEPT MAYBE MIRROR READERS !!

  177. 177
    Malice in Wongaland says:

    Seems fair – Wonga lied about having legal firms ready to threaten people in order to recover the money.

  178. 178
    A civilised European says:

    + 1000

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    Honour in London

    Information for Residents and Businesses

    We are giving this information for residents and businesses in the areas of the Honour footprint and advance warning of the annual Heterosexual celebration + Honour in London event, which will take place on Saturday 5th July 2014.

    For detailed information on how this could affect you, see our road closures and parking suspensions page.

    Honour in London is a celebration of the traditional Heterosexual community. It is an important event for the capital, and easily the largest. Over the past 952 years the event has stood for equality and fêted London as a global beacon of tolerance, decency and, most importantly, prolongation of the species.

    This year the event will be celebrated in the usual way, starting with a Walk through central London. The Walk will be made up of non-parading groups and floats, which enable the Heterosexual community + charities and organisations to highlight the good they do and the babies and children who are produced and well brought up in decency and loving conditions. The Walk will affect parking and vehicle access along its route; it also brings decent, non-threatening, people on to the streets so pavements will be busy and London will be busy with celebratory events.

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    Another good reason not to let them in says:

    Persecution? Are you suggesting Africa is crawling with bigots?

  181. 181
    Ed Balls, shadow minister for Wonganomics says:

    The trick is always to have two Wongaloans on the go and use each to pay off the other. What could possibly go wrong ?

  182. 182
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    The Labour reign of terror 1997 – 2010

    The list if fuck ups is too long to post.

    Now fuck off and play with the traffic you leftard mong.

  183. 183
    Labour: the party with nothing new to say. says:

    Posting this list, when it’s already been rebuked, day after fucking day just makes you look a complete fucking mong.

  184. 184
    Vacant Ned (you know - the weird one with his head in the Oort cloud) says:

    Two Wongaloanth make it all white, or tho I’ve heard.

  185. 185
    Can't get enough of Chris in his pants, or throwing a hissy fit says:

    ‘These were not minor discrepancies but major complete about faces.’
    Faces?
    Faeces surely?

  186. 186

    Honour in London

    Information for Residents and Businesses

    We are giving this information for residents and businesses in the areas of the Honour footprint and advance warning of the annual Heterosexual celebration + Honour in London event, which will take place on Satυrday 5th July 2014.

    For detailed information on how this could affect you, see our road closures and parking suspensions page.

    Honour in London is a celebration of the traditional Heterosexual community. It is an important event for the capital, and easily the largest. Over the past 952 years the event has stood for equality and fêted London as a global beacon of tolerance, decency and, most importantly, prolongation of the species.

    This year the event will be celebrated in the usual way, starting with a Walk through central London. The Walk will be made up of non-parading groups and floats, which enable the Heterosexual community + charities and organisations to highlight the good they do and the babies and children who are produced and well brought up in decency and loving conditions. The Walk will affect parking and vehicle access along its route; it also brings decent , non-threatening, people on to the streets so pavements will be busy and London will be busy with celebratory events.

  187. 187
    Owl says:

    ^~^
    (ºvº)
    ((‘))
    “W”

    Whoo whooo whoooo is Juncker, never heard of him, didn’t vote for him? Cameron was a lone voice of reason.

  188. 188
    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    The view from his window? Window? I wasn’t thinking of giving him windows. No, he should be exposed to the elements for that full-on zero-air subzero Oort Cloud Experience.

  189. 189

    Have you ever pulled the wish bone? ;-)

  190. 190
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    List of!

  191. 191
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    UKIP will be in before 2020, the LibLabCon have proved they are only concerned with their bank balances, and have sold us down the river, EU still needs the people of all the countries it’s trying to subsume on it’s side otherwise Europe will be in flames this century, if Liebour get back in 2015 so be it they will last for a year or so and we will again be in a really deep sh1t and bankrupt and people will be again on the streets wanting their no existent benefits, we don’t have police and we don’t have any military and etc the rest will be like Iraq.

  192. 192
    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    “Racist Vans”?

    So telling illegal immigrants to fuck off back to their own country is “racist”?

    You really are severely retarded.

  193. 193
    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    The Austrians aren’t very pleasant, either.

  194. 194
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Got modded, :-(

    Label UKIP as a terrorist organisation and the Lion will more than wake up and roar.

  195. 195
    Shockedly, Bradford says:

    lgbt … inseminated gait bipolar tranniesister ?

  196. 196
    Dave Rooney says:

    He shoots. He misses. He goes home.

  197. 197
    8umboy 8illy hague says:

    We’ve obviously got the same taste in special advisers.

  198. 198
    Norm Normal says:

    The other members who said they would support opposition to Juncker accepted bribes (called concessions in EU speak) to change their minds.
    Why is the press ignoring this scummy, greasy, oily, corrupt behavior?
    Dave took the most honest position, even if it did protect his dangly bits from the eurosceptoids.

  199. 199
    Spineless Dave, bum-sex champion extraordinaire says:

    Nah, it’ll never catch on.

  200. 200
    Ah! but says:

    Insufficient people are shooting in the UK.

    We are now importing sperm.

    Are where are the border controls for sperm you ask?

  201. 201
    Oy vey says:

    Shouldn’t it be Esther, Hannah, Miriam or Rachel?

  202. 202
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    The concept of a white van is just too much for me to bear. I need to go and lie down for a bit.

  203. 203
    Mark Menzies says:

    I’m in London bitches!!!!!!

  204. 204
    Hacked orf says:

    “He shoots. He misses. He goes home”

    That’s what the old ‘ho’ said about Wayne! (and he drops a grand, too!)

    Seems he got more accurate with Colleen.

    Talking about old ho’ s . . .

    The picture sems to say: “My lips are sealed” (except for Charlie and Andy whenever he’s handy’).

  205. 205
    Ah! shit says:

    Are= And

  206. 206
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Happy gay day to all of my gay followers! *slows grinds in a jock strap for them all*

  207. 207
    peterthepainter says:

    The Saturday repeat has been edited to delete Dimblebore’s comments as they were wrongly attributed to Bryant apparently.

  208. 208
    Mark Oaten says:

    A finger of fudge is just enough
    To give Lib Dems a treat

  209. 209
    We're nothing more than Europe's money pig says:

    That’s what it is! White vans. And what do white vans have? Black tyres. The big white van oppresses the black tyres, crushing them into the road. Squashing them, wearing them down, covering them in filth, leaving them in the gutter (when parked).

    That’s racist, that is.

  210. 210
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Can’t think of anything worse London Pride drunk, slag and bitch fest.

  211. 211
    Joe Stalin says:

    Have you tried the full metal jacket en kraut ? Exquisite !

  212. 212
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it is strange to think that the air that we inhale is the same air that millions of others have exhaled. That molecule of air that you just inhaled may have passed through the body of tony blair for example. and still there is a purity in the air. Perhaps when tax funded wind solar energy projects create oxygen as a bi product we will be charged for breathing.

  213. 213
    Nigel Farage says:

    HOW EXCITING! “ At 5.30pm I’m on the main stage in Trafalgar Square introducing Conchita Wurst” for Gay Pride.

    As good as it gets.

  214. 214
    Nothing to eat or drink and millions of smelly muzzies says:

    Mecca during Ramadan must be a pretty close second.

  215. 215
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I doubt the red head has done any harm to our society in comparison say to Blair or whatshisface

  216. 216
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Isn’t Trafalgar square a bit vulgar nowadays ?

  217. 217
    Little Satan says:

    Thank fuck the weather is pissing on their parade.

  218. 218
    SICK OF THE P.C. BULLSHIT! says:

    We keep being told by militant gays that we shouldn’t stereotype them as lisping, limp-wristed queens of the old Dick Emery “Hello Honky Tonk” type. Yet, when you watch footage of gayers at these Gay Pride events, the participants are invariably of the nancy boy type who displays an exaggerated parody of feminine characteristics. They ARE the seventies stereotypes of homosexuals that we are constantly told don’t exist.

    It’s their triumphalism, an open display of rubbing our noses in their lifestyle, that pisses me off.

  219. 219
    Limp Dum perv says:

    Did someone mention faeces?

  220. 220
    Life up Uranus says:

    If you’ve never had bumsex on a Saturday night,you’ve never had bumsex at all.

  221. 221
    also says:

    And the bit where they make up a new set of rules to suit themselves.

  222. 222
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    ughh not quite Mr Hoot: Cameron is the front end of Parliamentary Treason.

  223. 223
    "Dolfo" Hitler says:

    Oi!

  224. 224
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    That is a very big pie and that is a twister mat. Harriet Harman must be going

  225. 225
    just asking says:

    Does the route go past any mosques?

  226. 226
    J-C Juncker says:

    I like the way that David Cameroon bows down, have him fitted out with the sequinned jock and bathed in cognac…then send him to my tent.

  227. 227
    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    It’th the cotht of wonga cwithith

  228. 228
    Ed Balls says:

    This HM Revenue & Customs web service is currently unavailable. We apologise for this inconvenience.

    Some of our online services may be available, please follow the link below to access them. If the service you wish to use is not currently available please try again later.

    This has been caused as a direct result of the cuts made by the stupidity of the Conservative led coalition.

  229. 229
    Wishful thinking says:

    Hopefully the next molecule to pass through Tony Blair’s body will have been recently exhaled by someone with Ebola or tuberculosis.

  230. 230
    Cashier says:

    Well arrest them then for wasting pubic funds!

  231. 231
    Labour HQ says:

    You forgot to mention “cost of living crisis”.

  232. 232
    Myother name is Dan says:

    Sounds like your, er, friend was a bit desperate!

  233. 233
    When in Roma... says:

    Suggest you ask David Blunkett, who was a Sheffield MP, and Home Secretary when Labour let immigration rip. Failing that, try Nick Clegg.

  234. 234
    Dr Strangelove says:

    Mutually Assured Destruction between the two groups would be good.

  235. 235
    non taxable pikey says:

    Today in The County (that’s the definite article) we celebrate the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie, Pork Scratchings, Finest English Bacon and Ham, together with Pork Sausages in all their delightful forms including the wonderful Black Pudding. Beer and Cider will be consumed in abundance to wash down these fine indigenous products of our noble farmers. Daylight hours only of course. Come and celebrate the diversity in Rutland and Leicestershire.

  236. 236
    White rabbit says:

    I took a chance and paid the price. Bilious attack, projectile vomiting. back to full fitness now.

  237. 237
    Harbottle says:

    For all…Roma/Somalis/Arabs/Afghans/Albanians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis etc etc who your Gvt allowed in.

  238. 238
    This country makes me proud, and sick says:

    He’ll have a send off to be proud of, no doubt about it…..no enrichers or benefit scrounging immigrants will be there of course, but good honest decent people will be there. You can count on it.

  239. 239
    My other name is Dan says:

    They let his dad sneak in under cover of darkness – and forgot to throw him out again in 1946.

  240. 240
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    What cuts exactly?

  241. 241
    What a shame says:

    Fuck. No photo of it either….

  242. 242
    Glasto says:

    ….Don,t talk to me about lightning??????

  243. 243
    My other name is Dan says:

    Go and lie down for a bit of what??

  244. 244
    Mrs Dromey says:

    I’ve cooked a massive black sausage

  245. 245
    Hans Krankl says:

    I was a cùnt

  246. 246
    Harbottle says:

    What is a ‘Racist van’? A Ford KKK, or a Nissan Nazi?

  247. 247
    Abu Qatada says:

    I have my invitation to hand,thank you kindly.

  248. 248
    non taxable pikey says:

    Got a special Pig Roast set up especially for you.

  249. 249
    The Great British Public says:

    Fake legal firms demanding money….. You mean like every council parking ticket which is chased up by fake law firms who are actually bailiifs 4 weeks after the ticket was issued…

    Hopefully this will backfire spectacularly and the councils will take some flack as well.

  250. 250
    Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP says:

    The NHS was right to kill thousands of patients, and I was right to cover it up.

  251. 251
    what a gay dave says:

    Jeremy hunt says cameron has shown that he has a bottom line

  252. 252
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Nice tactic this Handy, did you think it up yourself or did one of your cleverer brothers? Anyway, I hope you are enjoying your extended holiday in your villa in Spain. Jahbulon.

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    No, it’s just a tide mark.

  254. 254
    A Vote for UKIP is a Vote for Labour says:

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

  255. 255
    A Tory vote is a wasted vote says:

    Vote Tory, get Juncker.

  256. 256
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Subaru Facista?

  257. 257
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Have you ever heard of changing the record you fucking idiot?

    Crying because you got your bennies stopped are you? Try opening a can of man the fuck up and having a sip. Go and get a job like the rest of us you fcuking scrounging leftie twat.

  258. 258
    Prof. Ed Miliband, B.Sc. M.Sc. Ph.D. says:

    The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.

  259. 259
    Rt Hon Lady (Margaret) Hodge MP says:

    Keeping a multi-million pound fortune in an offshore tax-haven is wrong, and I am right to keep my multi-million pound fortune in an offshore tax-haven.

  260. 260
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like to put Crayolla crayons up my bottom.

  261. 261
    T.Blair says:

    Hi Mags, I go all weak when you say “multi-million pound”

  262. 262
    David Axlegrease says:

  263. 263
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Writing exclusively for PinkNews, Minister for Equalities Sajid Javid officially announces that couples in civil partnerships will from December be able to convert to marriage.

  264. 264
    Asslick Almond says:

    It’s Taxpayers’ money so no need to worry about the cost.

  265. 265
    Owen Jones says:

    Lovely time here today on regent street at pride, although these ass less chaps are a bit chilly

  266. 266
    Tough shit says:

    Breaking news that the family of hate preacher Abu Bakri are unbelievably seeking asylum in the UK. The bearded c-unt was deported and his family claim he’s been tortured in Lebanon. Even if this is true, tough fucking shit. That c-unt openly called for non muslims to be slaughtered.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1291299/sheikh-omar-bakri-mohammads-uk-asylum-bid

  267. 267
    Ah! shit says:

    Pilot Lands Jet On A Stool After Malfunction ( Sky)

    Forced to wipe mess from undercarriage :(

  268. 268
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + several thousand! Very true!

  269. 269
    Mr Humpfries says:

    Try taking out the pumpkin first

  270. 270
    Ed says:

    I never smile with teeth showing

  271. 271
    Ah! Truth, but not yet says:

    News This Second @NewsThisSecond · 25m
    Michael Smith dumped by 2GB radio after calling prophet Mohammed ‘a pe dophile’ http://dlvr.it/68PKRt

  272. 272
    Diane Fatabottomus says:

    WAYYYYYYYCIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT!!!!

  273. 273
    Captain Oveur says:

    The farmer wasn’t very happy but I succeeded in opening up a whole new field of double entendres.

  274. 274
    Hattie PIE Harmong says:

    There is nothing wrong with men having sex with 6 year old girls.

  275. 275

    When you get to my age, possibly some time before even, you take your pleasure where you can…

  276. 276
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    For queens and fucked-up country? I should cocoa, mate!

  277. 277
    Fishy says:

    Actually the letter that Wonga sent out did, in the small print, say that they were actually from…err, Wonga

  278. 278

    Belated greetings, MC.

    Some images just engrave themselves on the brain. Have only just come back to pick up your remark.

    Many years of practice teach me how to control my eyes without appearing to be looking, whilst in reality studying furiously.

    I still only require glasses for reading small print… ;-)

  279. 279
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Will there be plenty of halal pork pies?

  280. 280
    Bloke off Eastenders says:

    And me

  281. 281
    Ukweli Machungu says:

    It’s no use the Establishment ignoring the fact – no matter what is
    said in support of the religion of piss, the wool has for far too
    long has been cynically pulled over the eyes of its followers
    as to the true nature of the profit which accrues from the
    massively malevolent and subversive text of its users’ handbook.

    It should be blindingly obvious that the author responsible was
    seriously disturbed; he’d have been a shoo-in for a job with CBBC.

    Eventually reality must be faced, or else the apologists will have to
    vacate their posts in favour of people who can show some moral fibre;
    in the event that the situation is not rectified swiftly then we will be
    lumbered with a return to the dark ages experienced centuries ago.

  282. 282
    BBC Dromey says:

    Homophobe!

  283. 283
    non taxable pikey says:

    We sacked the sales department en-masse after they tried that one. Target consumer just wasn’t amenable, cost us a fortune. We did shift them finally however by telling the prison service that they were Chicken.

  284. 284
    tinned pacific salmon says:

    Is this the place to apply for a position (if that’s the right expression), as a sperm donor?

    Despite being of advanced years (but not as advanced in years as the former J. Savile Esq.), I can still produce good quantities of the required fluid on demand.

    My family medical history is good, and no major family genetic defects are known.

    Offspring I have produced over the years are of good quality, and the most recent example is about to start a university medical degree with a view to becoming a brain surgeon.

    Furthermore, I favour the natural method of sperm delivery, which is much more conducive to successful fertilisation in the recipient, than the turkey baster method.

    I await your reply with great anticipation.

  285. 285
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:


    The answer is noo Alex, now fuck oof over the seas to Skye.

  286. 286
    What's BBC Radio For? says:

    That would be “Heaven Davy’s”?

  287. 287
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Ah, so Hunt fancies his chances at leadership.

  288. 288
    Theresa May says:

    There is nothing I can do, as I do not have the power. I have spoken to the police and there is nothing they will do because Handy is a Freemason. So there we are, most people think the Government run the country but the reality of the situation is entirely different.

  289. 289
    Illuminati says:

  290. 290
    Can I Help? says:

    LEARN TO SPELL BANK*UPT PROPERLY MATE

  291. 291
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Those of his family who remain in the UK should all be deported to Jeddah where they will be much happier with the climate and lifestyle. They will all be free to spout their religious views as thy so desire.

    I do wish this idiot collection of thick heads that calls itself our “Government” would grow some balls and just chuck all these cvnts out (and sod the EU Human Rights crap – what about ours?).

  292. 292
    Stikky stuff says:

    You should apply to that place in Wimbledon that calls itself a sperm bank. Seems they give good interest too…

  293. 293
    Bon Usher says:

    I prefer coke myself..

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    Same way they are keen to disassociate themselves from the casual bumsex in public lavatory crowd, but eventually they all get nicked for exactly that.

  295. 295
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Dimblebore = Cupid stunt!

  296. 296
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    So very true!


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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