June 27th, 2014

WATCH: Forgot About Dre

Poor Craig Oliver. Arriving at the Brussels summit with the PM and his entourage earlier today, Downing Street’s Director of Communications was hauled aside by security and stopped from going in, leaving him stranded at the door as Dave and the rest of his team strolled on through:

“Motherf**kers act like they forgot about Dre…”

Via Sky.


  1. 1
    UKIP the voice of reason says:

    Cameron goes to the EU for yet another of his pathetic amateur dramatics charades, just another day in a long running fraud to betray the British people into the hands of the EU political union.

    The ‘veto’ of a treaty that never was and the ridiculous claim of reducing the EU budget that saw UK contributions soar to new levels of obscenity and now a pretend fight to stop a federalist, all show and PR spin.

    Not long to go before Cameron is destroyed.

  2. 2
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Time to leave the eu.

  3. 3
    cured lefty says:

    Guidys got to earn his corn

  4. 4
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

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    Banned says:

    The security people couldn’t believe that someone genuine would not wear a tie to look smart and professional at such a high profile inter-governmental event. This sort of casual dressing became popular under T. Blair – but it makes me cringe.

  6. 6
    Patrick Rock says:

    Owen Jones……he looks like a child, talks like a child, he is a child!

  7. 7
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Next May is when we trash get to vote, Camoron has tried to show us trash how great he is and is available from 2015 to 2020, he forgets he has a yellow streak and it’s showing, if he was a true Conservative he would go to the vote next year with an EU referendum and told the EU to get knotted, the billions he would save and our re-entering the Commonwealth trade area’s would pay dividends for “Great” Britain, instead he prefers to get his head patted by Merkel the mekon

  8. 8
    The EU's strongest argument for Britain staying says:

    Half of Britain’s trade is with the EU, so obviously if you left you would lose half of your trade, and Germany would sell its cars somewhere else and get very rich doing so.

    And, and, your skin would turn green and your head would fall off. Or perhaps just fall to one side a bit. Whatever, you wouldn’t like it.

  9. 9

    Must learn to communicate.

  10. 10
    William Hill says:

    Chief racing correspondent JA McGrath (Hotspur) is among six sports journalists axed at the Telegraph http://www.theguardian.com/media/greenslade/2014/jun/27/telegraphmediagroup-mediabusiness

  11. 11
    The BBC says:

    He’s our Star Child.

  12. 12
    Patrick Power says:

    Chief racing correspondent JA McGrath (Hotspur) is among six sports journalists axed at the Telegraph


  13. 13
    BBC Guide to Shithouses says:

  14. 14

    Its all showmanship. He knew that there was no chance of stopping it but he has to pretend to be on the peoples side.

  15. 15
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    I strikes me as odd, whenever either Tory or Labour look like they’re going to lose in May 2015, the other party is guaranteed do something that flips it round. A week ago, Labour looked sunk without possiblity of salvation, today it’s the Tories. Give it a week or two and Miliband will reverse it again.

    I wonder at what point the decline becomes terminal for one of them and the other party can’t save the one that’s going to lose.

  16. 16
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  17. 17
    Bill Quango MP says:

    That Junker verdict in full

    “Those Tories who support negotiations with the European Union are on the pitch….. they think its all over…..it is now!”

  18. 18
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Whether it’s the European Union or a Trade Union, I always opt to appease, never to oppose.

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    Fishy says:

    Meanwhile, I heard this on ‘Yesterday in Parliament’ from the Savile statement on the BBC this morning. As expected, the BBC being happy to give their colleagues in the Labour Party the chance to deflect attention from their own failings on Savile and if Burnham could go on and give the Tories a good kicking, what’s not to like?


    ‘…The reports published today are truly disturbing, and as sickening as any ever presented to the House. How a celebrity DJ and predatory sex offender came to have unfettered access to vulnerable patients across the NHS, and gold-plated keys to its highest security hospital, surely ranks as ONE OF THE WORST FAILURES OF PATIENT AND PUBLIC PROTECTION OUR COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN…. The Secretary of State was right to begin with an apology—I support him in making it—to the hundreds of people who were appallingly failed and whose lives have been haunted ever since. Our first thought must be with them today. THEY HAD A RIGHT TO LOOK TO THE NHS AS A PLACE OF SAFETY AND SANCTUARY, BUT THEY WERE CRULELY LET DOWN BY THE VERY INSTITUTIONS THAT WERE MEANT TO OFFER PROTECTION…’

    Savile was an appalling piece of work, but through all of his hyperbole, you’d think that Burnham had never hear of STAFFORD. Stafford a hospital, one of a number where hundreds died under his and Labour watch. Stafford where Burnham refused to meet patients and refused numerous request for a public inquiry.

    Is Burnham for real? This must rank as one of the most breath-taking examples of hypocrisy in the history of modern politics.

    Five Live had a debate, this morning about Savile and whether his crimes could be repeated. With Burnham’s arrogance, his determination to look the other way, to ignore and his permanent state of denial, the answer has to be ,’Yes.’

    Burnham continues to deface British politics. It’s time he went.

  20. 20
    Andy Bumhum says:

    I’m going for Red Ed’s job.

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    Well at least someone is vetting his staff.

  22. 22
    today000 says:

    Yeah! But he’s already made his money.

  23. 23
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    You know Andy Burnham’s crimes against NHS patients. I know his crimes against NHS patients. The whole country knows Andy Burnham’s crimes against NHS patients. Ed Miliband knows Andy Burnham’s crimes against NHS patients.

    And yet.. Ed Miliband – despite knowing Andy Burnham’s crimes against NHS patients – made Andy Burnham Shadow Secretary of State for Health.

    One couldn’t make it up.

  24. 24
    Newsboy says:

    The #racefixingtape that the British Horseracing Authority covered up. Derby winning jockey bullies pal because hes having a bet on the favourite.

  25. 25
    Are London's pavements in for a big cleanup? says:

    “Water cannon to be sent to London next week
    Boris Johnson completes purchase of three second-hand machines from Germany before decision from home secretary”

  26. 26
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    That is funny!

  27. 27
    D L George says:

    Just like the Billdeb*ggers vetted Ed Balls?

  28. 28
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    sovietsalami63 Here yet again !!!,
    well David. Cameron is proving to be a real PLONKER , the only reform we want to see is his and the Tory parties demise forever and they can take the Liberal Democrats with them ,the real reform we need in England and the uk is a left wing Republic , without American DEBT (FRIENDS).

  29. 29
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The fact that Oliver is an ex-beeboid should have sent alarm bells ringing.

  30. 30
    Socialism is theft says:

    Farage won the EU elections. What has Dave ever won? He couldn’t even win the GE after Labour had destroyed the economy.

  31. 31
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    If there’s a hosepipe ban this summer, will water cannon be exempt?

  32. 32
    The Great British Public says:

    Err, it’s less than half our trade that is with the EU.

    Couple of important things to remember.

    1. Just cause we leave the EU why would all trade stop ? That is a completely unrealistic assumption.

    2. Much EU trade is the Rotterdam trade, ie goods made in UK, get shipped to Rotterdam, and then straight out to elsewhere in the rest of the world. Some estimates put this at 35% of all EU trade, none of that would stop.

    3. The EU sells far more to the UK than we sell to them…. As most of the EU is very weak, they a’re not going to jeopardise their largest trading partner.

    4. After we leave the EU. The UK will be free to trade and make agreements with any country in the world it wants to. Currently EU countries economies other than Germany are weakening. Largest growth economies in the world are all outside the EU… If you want to expand the UKs exports, the EU is the wrong place to be locked into, it is declining, not growing..

    5. Don’t confuse exports with GDP… Over 80% of the UKs GDP is generated in the UK… without any exports….

    6. The UKs exports to the EU have been declining every year, it is increasingly a smaller and less important market for the UK… Our goods and services are better suited, and have a bigger market in the rest of the world, rather than the declining EU market.

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    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    Yeah, because the Soviet Union was soooo successful. So successful, anyone who tried to escape the ‘success’ was shot.

  34. 34
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Yes, that’s what we’re all aiming for. Then we socialists can rule in perpetuity.

  35. 35
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Then we, the people of England, will be living in penury.

  36. 36
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    I wonder if it’s due in any way to the fact that Dishface got his arse kicked?

  37. 37
    Peter Tapsell says:

    What a rotten week for the PM. Coulson convicted, adviser convicted, Juncker appointed, England home from Rio and friendless in Europe.

  38. 38
    rollo57 says:

    Only 38% and they don’t buy as much as we do from them! Do you seriously think that Mercedes, BMW and the like will stop selling?

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    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    Good Evening Campers !

  40. 40
    rollo57 says:

    Don’t confuse exports with GDP… Over 80% of the UKs GDP is generated in the UK… without any exports

    76% is £1,286 trillion of secured (mortgage) debt and £160 billion of ‘unsecured debt’?

    See here for a better way to waste £375 billion! http://youtu.be/4l06RhFoLE4

  41. 41

    “It is very important to make sure that when you do travel overseas, you are covered if something goes wrong. It is just not worth taking the risk.”

    [adolf burley mp]

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    rollo57 says:

    Our goods and services are better suited, and have a bigger market in the rest of the world, rather than the declining EU market.

    Under the TTIP agreement, ALL our public service rights are to be sold off? Procurements, all government spending and jobs in the hands of corporations?

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    What’s stopping Germany selling these cars that Britain scared stiff of losing to someone else, that’s what trade is about making money, we are importing cars so as a market Germany would lose out not us, half of our trade is exported to Holland as it’s the European hub to the rest of the world, it’s where the massive container ships go as we don’t have many Ocean going container bases YET!.

  44. 44
    BBC staffer says:

    Which is the best to bum in?

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    Cameron supporters in Brussels react to Juncker decision

  46. 46
    Fishy says:

    I agree, especially if you’re taking a car.

    PS: I’m so glad that the BBC never use THAT photo of me

    [Adolph Balls-up MP, Shadowy Chancellor]

  47. 47
    rollo57 says:

    as we don’t have many Ocean going container bases YET!.

    How old are you? Container bases don’t go on the Ocean!
    Liverpool / Seaforth container base, Hull is a massive container base, London and Southampton, Felixstowe.

    All goods go via Rotterdam / Zeebrugge agreement, because the EU act as a middle man and charge for our world exports!

    If Germany could sell more cars elsewhere they would! Stick to sharpening pencils!

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    rollo57 says:

    If you look closely, Oliver isn’t wearing his security badge!

  49. 49
    The British media are cunts says:

    Once again we see Nick Robinson’s reporting on the BBC as one sided biased crap.

    His whole piece was painted as a failure and bad news. Really? Finally Cameron doing what’s right and standing up to the spineless EU scum?

    The BBC did exactly the same last time around if you remember and the BBC were ‘shocked’ when Cameron’s popularity went UP not down. The BBC really don’t get it, but then they have their rancid puss filled cocks up the arse of every EU leader so they like the smell of shit the EU produces.

    Merkel backed down because the Krauts WANT a bigger EU state for them to control and flog their shit cars to, oh and pumping the same poverty stricken countries with cheap money that Germany then demands back with menaces at far higher interest rates.

    The quicker we leave the fucking EU the better, if the Krauts want to continue to flog their shit cars here in the UK they better do a trade deal and we’ll make sure it’s in our favour, if they don’t like it then fine. Get fucked, you won’t flog a single BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW or Porsche here in the UK, the biggest European market they have.

    See how many jobs that costs in Germany alone, never mind France or Italy.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Really? We’re one step closer to leaving the EU, that is a good week in my books.

  51. 51
    M. Oaten says:


  52. 52
    Roma Bert. says:

    FFS the Beeb is sh*t…………

  53. 53
    nell says:

    I think juncker being elected is good – it shows that the EU is completely out of touch with the real electorate especially the electorate in the UK.

    I see militwit approves of juncker and his federalist aspirations. That’s good too as it shows militwit and labour are utterly out of touch with UK voters.

    Things need to keep going in this direction for a few years longer – when we eventually get an in/out vote , we outers will hopefully have a powerful case!!

  54. 54
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seaforth Container base exports mostly to the USA and Canada and ships go via Europe and it’s building a 3 berth container base along the river wall next to Seaforth Container base as ocean going ships are to big for the docks they are not Panamax ships.

    My comment was for 15, as I agree with you for the rest, but they won’t let me have any pencils to sharpen.

  55. 55
    Enough is enough says:

    Getting ready for the increasingly inevitable civil unrest

  56. 56
    Bert says:

    Did he fall at Becher’s Brook?

  57. 57
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    But Nell you had a choice you could have voted UKIP in the locals but you didn’t and you said you will vote Conservative so you will not help in getting us out as Camoron has already said he will stay in the EU.

  58. 58
    Bert says:

    Bit like appointing Diane Abbott as Shadow Minister for Public Health.

    BTW isn’t “Shadow” just a teensy-weensy bit wraycist?

  59. 59

    Germany does NOT sell cars ,German companies do .

  60. 60
    Bert says:

    Also, less football bollocks to have to endure.

    Now if only there were a nationwide viral plague that killed all dogs …

  61. 61

    Cool – but this would have been better Vine’d.

    Any idea why Oliver has been designated persona non-grata ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  62. 62
    Private Pikey says:

    Shoot him captain Mainwaring. you’re entitled to. Shoot him!

  63. 63
    Jeremy Sportscar says:

    What will we drive instead?

  64. 64
    Five years licence free says:


    What to do = Stop paying them.

  65. 65
    simlaboy says:

    Now then, now then clunk click every trip

  66. 66
    The lies and lies of the EUSSR says:

    Did anyone hear that Finnish fucker with his veiled threat that leaving the EUSSR wold cost the UK over 50% of our trade ! Fuck off you prick !

  67. 67
    simlaboy says:

    This is the age of the train, guys n gals

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    It's all gonna end in tears says:

    It’s a good thing nell you are right there.
    The LibLabCon look like a bunch of lickspittle EU loving twats, Camermong looks weak and pathetic and the EU has decided to play hardball with the peoples of Europe and ignore them after the Euro election results we just had.

  69. 69
    A rotting corpse says:

    Sir Jimmy popped out my glass eye and fucked me hard in the eye socket, is there any compo for me?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    C4 News – unbiased reporting in a very biased way.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Like this is news....... says:


  73. 73
    The general public says:

    Listen Prescott your just pissed off because we found out that you were shagging your employees in violation of what is expected of a Government minister. You are a criminal who commit misconduct in public office. Fuck off you hypocritical c unt !

  74. 74

    US has ‘special advisers’ on the ground in !raq now. Good interview:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  75. 75
    IPSA says:

    No, Gordon.

  76. 76
    Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

    I am NOT weak and pathetic; my defeat was a great victory and shows I know how to negotiate!

    By jove, it sets me in good stead to renegotiate Britain’s EU membership, eh, what what? What could possibly go wrong, eh, what what what what what.

    By jove, my brain’s broken somewhat what what what.

  77. 77
    Weak and weedy Dave, Jean Claude Juncker's little slave, says:

    If that speech contains one mention of you butt-fucking me like the pathetic little cretin I am, by jove, I’ll have you! I will! So help me, I’ll.. I’ll.. jolly well scream, that’s what! That’ll show you bounders I mean business, you cads!

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Is the United Kingdom an entity ?
    Something that has a personality ? is it like a person, owning stuff, owning debt to another. has the UK ever been in love? Yes, I think that the person_UK is in love with Ireland. It is actually true.
    but don’t embarrass by remarking if you see them in the pub.
    well that’s a thing, a country in love.
    but what about hate ?
    if the country is a person does the country feel hate ?
    and why would a country feel hate ?
    perhaps a person reading this might think, “hang on a minute, I am not who you say. I don’t want to belong to a country that feels hate” let me out!!
    Or you could say

    “I thank for optional services thank you very much, I work with my contacts ( is cash business)

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    Where there's blame there's a claim.com says:

    How long ago did this happen and how rotten are you?

  80. 80
    Tesco Clubcard says:

    And. It is a crap video anyway.

  81. 81
    I'm boycotting EU companies says:


  82. 82
    Butch Dave bummed in Brussels says:

  83. 83
    The general public says:

    You just know this dopey bint got into politics cause she loved ‘The West Wing’

  84. 84
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Cameron’s fooling no one, or shouldn’t be. He’s desperately trying to curry support/votes in preparation for the GE by acting, badly, the hard man standing up to the EU.

    He would never campaign to leave & even if a referendum declared to leave he wouldn’t take the UK out, and has said so on the record.

    I just don’t get the Germans. They’re busy shovelling their national wealth down the throats of the feckless countries ad infinitum yet vote for more. Weird.

    Vote Tory, get Juncker,
    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  85. 85
    White rabbit says:

    D’you think he could speak up ? I couldn’t quite catch him.

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    I'm boycotting EU companies says:

    Our votes will make no difference to the outcome of the election and our country is completely fucked.

    But if it’s any consolation, I’ll be voting UKIP.

  87. 87
    Gordon Brown says:

    i will be attending the Wimbledon fancy dress party dressed as Julie Murray

  88. 88
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Don’t even try to understand the Germans when it comes to politics.

  89. 89

    You want West wing ? Try this:


    Now: That article is best summarized in the headline.

    However, since there was no strategy, and the only strategy that could be divined from actual events which took place is: ‘Invite R’uss!a in to annexe Cr!mea and start a war…’ – perhaps O’bama’s PR guys shouldn’t be trying to spin positively like this.

    In any case it is not over yet: Trade deal may be signed, but P’utin isn’t done yet.

    However, it does make Cameron’s shoddy PR look comparatively honest – despite the office kiddie p0rn, C’oulson, J’uncker, Common Purpose, cast iron lies and a party that is still figuring out why they are risking their seats keeping him as leader.

    West wing meets Westland will soon meet Westphalia (pronounce – failure).

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I'm boycotting EU companies says:

    And dog owners who allow their dogs to shit on the pavement.

    And my neighbours, who can’t close a car door at 07:00 in the morning without slamming it 5 times.

  91. 91
    Jimmy says:

    You miss the point. The other countries believe that the best person to be in charge is the nominee of the largest party in parliament. Cameron has set out to show that this approach could lead to the appointment of someone wholly unsuitable and he has illustrated his point very convincingly.

  92. 92
    Nursey says:

    Dirty boy!

    Now drink up your fizzy orange asap and get to bed, no 8″ lithium suppository for you tonight Gordon.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    there probably exists in the military of the UK a secret force that operates in secret, like an assassin by night.
    That might be your nephew belonging there
    What does he think he is doing ?
    I think that a society that is unified in a place strongly defended like a castle can entertain employing specialists to train secret assassins to defend that society.
    The issue, to my mind. is what are they protecting ?
    are they protecting the permission to be fucked over ?

  94. 94
    R. Youshore says:

    Don’t think so, no.

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    I used to vote for Labour but now I'd sooner eat my own face says:

    “The other countries believe that the best person to be in charge”

    What are the rules, though?

    Some countries believe Allah is all powerful. Others think it’s the little baby Jesus. Some think it’s an elephant with half a dozen arms.

    What countries ‘believe’ is frankly irrelevant. What we’re discussing, is “what are the rules in the EU”. What are those rules, what are the laws, and let’s stick to them.

    Not, “let’s believe something new and kind of make it happen and shit on any country that won’t play along with our new air-fairy take on the situation.”

  96. 96
    Yazbin Alibaba Frown says:

    Al salam allay cum al ham diddle la. Death to the West. Now pay my salary, honky kuffars! Inshallah.

  97. 97
    Diane Fartbott says:

    I will be going as Maria Sharapova

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    Teutonic Person says:

    It is our guilt complex. Oh, and we like crushing you all, just like we did twice in the last century. We are at last in our rightful place.
    Make sure you clean my jackboots when I leave them out tonight.

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    Nigel Mirage says:

    How many MPs do ukip have in the House of Commons ?

    Nil, zero, zip, nada, niente nischt.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    there used to exist within the military and government and in society a snootiness, a overbearing. that we are superior and if you fuck about we will just come and take your oil.
    whatever happened to that attitude ?
    seems sensible to me.

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    R. Youshore says:

    As Maria Sharapova’s limousine, more like.

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    I'm boycotting EU companies says:

    Germany didn’t crush us in WW1, and it didn’t crush us in WW2.

    Fortunately for Germany, Cameron is a retarded coward. Third time lucky, eh!

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    White rabbit says:

    Ja, das ist ganz richtig.

  105. 105
    Health and safety tip of the day says:

    Only buy mushrooms from reputable supermarkets.

  106. 106

    Nigel is right: UKIP should aim capitalise on this.

    However, the concept of Juncker means very little to the UK electorate who also understand what is going on less, so the gains will be minimal.

    Cameron’s real danger (and UKIPs political wild card) lays in the next few weeks ahead, particularly if the EU decides to do something which will make Juncker mean something to the UK electorate – negatively.

    What happened today was the defeat of Eurorealism by the Federalists. This is a good thing for Europe.

    However, the bad thing for Europe at present is that the pan-Europa Federalists appear to have won. That battle, for a United States of Europe of Unity vs Union is a battle for the European’s to resolve, not the British.

    The British people need to understand that today marks the point in history where the UK has actually left the EU. This will become clear over time. It will mean the adjustments to that new reality need to start happening now.

    The Eurorealists are not completely down and out.

    Cameron will have lost further influence within the ECR group today, but that group itself is currently the third largest in the European Parliament.

    The ECR Group now needs to ensure that the path to Federation ahead is pursued in a balanced way, and reinforce demos in that pursuit.

    A pan-Europa Union of Unity will destroy Europe if allowed to dominate – this is the problem with Juncker / Merkel and Herman.

    The Union as a Union needs to be pursued and that will best happen by ensuring power flows more to Schulz (and hence the citizens) over the next few years.

    The priority for Europe now is that the Citizens need to start writing their Constitution and ensure they do not have the one derived from L’isbon imposed upon them.

    The UK needs a referendum soon, and a general election.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    White rabbit says:

    And gormless women drivers who slam on the brakes when hearing
    a fire engine siren.

  108. 108

    Absolutely 100% correct Jimmy: Today affirmed demos in the office of European President.

    Cameron – and more importantly the ECR Group – cannot agree on principal as they have anti-federalism written into their charter: They call it Eurorealism.

    Now we need to hope that Schulz is able to build power over the next few years as the S&D are the only balance to the EPP in Europe: EPP have some very strange ideas about how things should be.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Juan Sheet says:

    Can anyone tell me where I can get tickets to see Boris getting blasted by a water cannon?

    He did promise…

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    Another candidate for a second chance, Dave? says:

    Cameron aide Patrick Rock charged over child abuse images

    One of David Cameron’s closest aides has been charged with making and possessing child abuse images.

    Patrick Rock, 63, who was one of the government’s advisers on policy for online pornography filters, was charged today by the National Crime Agency.

    He has been charged with three counts of making an indecent photograph of a child in August 2013.

    He has also been charged with possession of 59 indecent images of children.

    Crown Prosecution Service lawyers assessed the images as Level C, meaning they showed sexual activity between adults and children.

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    Another Cameron clusterfuck says:

    The population of the UK grew by more than 400,000 last year, according to the latest official figures.

    The Office for National Statistics estimated there were 64.1 million people in the UK in June 2013, a rise of 0.63% on the previous year.

    Just over half of the growth was accounted for by natural change – births minus deaths – while net migration represented 46% of the rise.

    A quarter of the UK population growth was in London.

    The Office for National Statistics (ONS) said the British population grew more last year than in any other EU country.

  112. 112
    Boy George says:

    Do you really want to squirt me?
    Do you really want to make me wet?

  113. 113
    Nurse Botha says:

    Gordon, can you please stop bombing off top board

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    The Nutter from Ugnada currently living in Guardian Towers says:


    C’mon Fabricant…punch me….punch me in the throat…I’m here, do it…do it, go on…punch me in the throat. Not brave enough are you?…go on…hit me…punch me in the throat…you know you want to, whitey…Go on do it…Not brave are we now?…Don’t pull that cerebral haemorrhage trick on me…get up…get up now…punch me.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    An increase of over 200,000 from natural causes! At least there’s one thing we’re still good at.

  116. 116
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

  117. 117
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:

    Let’s get down the pub.

  118. 118

    Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !!!

  119. 119
    M103 says:

    That mop of blond hair and dopey face that gives Mayor of London Boris Johnson more than a passing resemblance to Fred Flintstone’s best chum Barney Rubble.

    He was the stupid one.

    Yabba dabba doo ~

  120. 120
    Fishy says:

    Q? When we are out of the EU will we be able to buy proper lightbulbs once again, The real ones that light up, not the dullard low energy ones that the EU and Miliband forced us to buy…and that cost a fortune and last no time.

    Miliband’s cotht of lighting cwithith.

  121. 121
    Johann Hari says:

    The only other journalist with as much integrity as me is Yasmin. Now, I must dash. I’ve got a world exclusive interview with Jimmy Hoffa.

  122. 122
    Dave, ....(dreaming, ing, in, i..) says:

    Right, that referendumdumb in 2017, let’s do it NOW!

  123. 123
    The EU is ignoring the PEOPLE says:

    A stupid irrelevant question which I suspect you may know the answer to.

  124. 124
    I'll intern for the winning twat says:

    What a fuckwit

  125. 125
    jimmy's right handed man says:

    It’s about time some of the weird lefties who appear on this blog were vetted.

  126. 126
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Unelected, unwanted, unknown.

  127. 127
    Jimmy says:

    “Some think it’s an elephant with half a dozen arms.”

    UKIP around closing time?

  128. 128
    Eu warning says:

    The Irish sea. English channel and north sea will rise drown us all as according EU directive 1.20.333.12.12.14g

  129. 129
    Jimmy says:

    We just had one. You lost.

  130. 130
    Muletrain says:

  131. 131
    inv says:

    Moon landings, suoersonic passenger planes and light bulbs that actually provide light are things of the past.

  132. 132
    Panty warning says:

    No it was not is badge or lack of. His pants were dirty.

  133. 133
    Let there be Light says:

    Now that would be nice

  134. 134
    Leaving EU and saying goodbye says:

    Will we be kicked out of the Eurovision Song Competition?

  135. 135
    More "Naughty Pages?" says:

    I think you’ll find that there are Penalty Clauses built into certain of the Treaties where our failure to observe them by cessation carries with it the forfeiture of a certain percentage of our Gold Reserves. I read this quite a few years ago, and I’m not sure that the purported “sale” of a large proportion of our Reserve by McMental might not have been a convenient obscuring of that “penalty” being levied.

  136. 136
    socialism always ends in failure says:

    Yeah it’s a really good and democratic idea that the position of president is voted for by fellow commissioners of the EU. Stalin himself would be fucking proud of such an arrangement.

  137. 137
    Leaving EU and saying goodbye says:

    Will cross channel ferries be allowed to serve duty free booze?

    Will English be the second language of choice especially with in EU institutions?

  138. 138
    Leaving EU and saying goodbye says:

    Can Arsenal FC still be allowed to emply their French manager Wenger?

  139. 139
    the eu is too big to fail by having it's books audited and found to be totally fucking corrupt says:

    Something tells me that Jimmy doesn’t like the fact that UKIP and Nigel F are telling some home truths about the criminal activities of the EU.

  140. 140
    Maria says:

    Cow truck

  141. 141
    Mycroft says:

    Well… he failed.

    How would you paint abject failure?

    It’s bad news because the spaz-cameron failed in what was essentially a test of his ability.

    He has none.

    If he can’t influence a simple thing like getting the EU Juncketeers to see sense and be conciliatory right now after being slapped about the face in recent elections then the spaz-cameron isn’t going to do mush at all in any renegotiating our position.

    UKIP has the right approach… we’re off! Bye!

    The BBC are not biased, but they do act as a counter-balance to the pro-right wing sentiment.

    Join us in UKIP, join locally, get involved, speak out.

    Forget the BBC, they will eventually follow the prevailing wind if only reluctantly.

  142. 142
    Go Now says:

    Will Vicky Pryce and Denis Macshane have to go home?

  143. 143

    Entry this year was actually quite good:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  144. 144
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  145. 145
    Bring it on says:

    We’ll be able to get duty frees again and not pay the VAT. And the Spaniards will have to leave our fish alone

  146. 146
    The White House says:

    Chuka’s villa in Ibiza will be classed as foreign earnings

  147. 147
    Simpleton says:


  148. 148
    Good Riddance says:

    We can leave all our villains on the run in Spain, in Spain.

  149. 149
    Nurse Botha says:

    Remember Gordon, always flush twice just in case

  150. 150
    The People's Army says:

    Forward brethren.

  151. 151
    Diane from Hackney says:

    Ah! My main course.

  152. 152
    Mycroft says:

    Zero relevance.

    There are more UKIP than Cons in the EU and that is what really matters.

    Spaz-cameron has decided to throw his lot in with a faction.

    He’s made himself unacceptable to the rightful people he should be showing allegiance to… the group that includes UKIP and he’s made himself unacceptable to the main party too.

    He is, by ant definition, the biggest fool in Europe tonight, a mong, a retard, a spazmodius lump of fleckular jizzum… and he’s all ours!

    People will still vote for this spaz come the next GE… even though he’s the worst PM for two or three generations… he is the Heath of today, there is no greater condemnation than that.

  153. 153
    Chuka says:

    Every morning, I look in the mirror and think ” who is that gorgeous wonderful intelligent man looking at me?”

  154. 154
    sacked as minister but remains deputy prime minister says:

    Prescott’s mobile was never cleared by security. When he thought it was not secure he did not ask his 24 hour body guards to look into it, cabinet secretary or any number of minders….

    perhaps he was lying

  155. 155
    Gordon says:

    But you can’t flush a potty.

  156. 156
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:
  157. 157
    Captain Peacock says:

    Can’t Oliver afford a tie?

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    2 world wars and 1 world cup – doo da, doo da…………

  159. 159
    Brillo says:

    Brillo’s hosting Newsnight. A studio debate between old and new Conservatives in a moment.

  160. 160
    Dave, losing the battle, losing the war says:

    I’ve put the Drunkard Debacle behind me. Sam has grown a beard for Gay Pride tomorrow and I’ve got my mankini. See you in Trafalgar Square.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Be better if it took out all muzzie males.

  162. 162
    The Slog Blog says:

    Hedging his bets in the 2010 election, support for Erdogan in 2011, adventurism in Libya, friendships with Charlie and Rebekah Brooks, getting gung-ho over Syria, employing Andy Coulson and Leon Brittan….the list is endless. The overwhelming majority of evidence in relation to Cameron’s judgement and behaviour is that he has no judgement – and knows not how to behave. How fortunate he is to face nothing more menacing in Parliament than the Ed Miller Band.
    But also, how much more buoyant the Prime Minister’s fortunes would be if he was a Slogger! For in January of 2012 he could’ve read the Slogpost at the end of this link:


    Key observations include ‘Angela Merkel is driven by the ideal of technocratic power, has no belief in anything, and is ruthlessly disloyal when it suits her’ and ‘she has been underestimated by every male during her remorseless rise to power’.
    So, David Cameron, join the club: Mutti Merkel prefers a pisshead from Luxembourg to your political career. Because as always, Dave, your research was sloppy….and your analysis shallow

  163. 163
    Fishy says:

    Can I now take a marker pen to my new passport (delivered in 4 days) and scrub out the bit on the front that says ‘European Union’?

  164. 164
    Jimmy says:

    And yet somehow you manage.

  165. 165
    Fishy says:

    Brillo is the only Beeboid I trust.

  166. 166
    Dave, ....(dreaming, ing, in, i..) says:

    And Ali Aarrggghhh Yasmin?

  167. 167
    What's his BMI? says:

    What a porker.

  168. 168
    Her Maj says:

    Dear Dave,

    Can I now erase that eu symbol on my car plates?

  169. 169
    Common Sense says:

    Give the Newsnight gig to Brillo full-time, one of the few BBC heavyweights.

  170. 170
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    A typical Labour voter

  171. 171
    The British media are cunts says:

    No more shit Kraut cars druven by mongs either.

  172. 172
    The British media are cunts says:

    Na, Katz will get a beadscarf in.

  173. 173
    The British media are cunts says:

    Fuck the EU, fuck Merkel and fuck the BBC.

  174. 174
    The Spy that did not love me. says:

    He seemed to be the only man not wearing a tie.
    He is truly an idiot for standing out like that.

  175. 175
    Nick the Prick says:

    Plus, he linked up with me and I’m an idiot.

  176. 176
  177. 177
    Cor Blimey. says:

    Travelling by air through Austria and France some years ago there were two queues. One for EU and Swiss while the other was for Other which also covered Britain.
    It was changed after repeated lobbying, but it then and now explains the EU acceptance of the Swiss relationship against our own more inclusive position.
    Time to get out of the EU before Germany fully takes it over.

  178. 178
    Barack the American Chuka says:

    I must meet this guy.

  179. 179
    Grimsby Haddock says:

    Wait until May, sucker.

  180. 180
    visibly shaken says:

    balance sheet

  181. 181
    Cor Blimey. says:

    Weird? You are being far too kind to them.

  182. 182
    The Ancient Mariner says:

    Two drowning men will do all each can to kill the other one to survive. Clegg is providing a small amount of temporary flotation as corpses do after a while allowing for organic degeneration but the two survivors can no longer expect one of them will actually survive in contol of the ship of State.

  183. 183
    Sleepyhead says:

    Thanks, you Maoist, but I’ve sheep to count.

  184. 184
    Problem solved says:

    Since McMental gave all our gold away we’re free to tell the bastards where to go if they’re stupid enough to demand any more.

  185. 185
    Cannon Doyle - Dealer in Reality. says:

    “he’s the worst PM for two or three generations”
    I suggest my dear Mycroft that you are either living on planet XXTsugatesia or have lost your marbles and memory over the Brown – Blair years.

  186. 186
    Yazgrim Alibye Frown says:

    I wish all you Brits would die. And if you criticise me, I’ll scream and play victim.

  187. 187
    Cassandrina. says:

    Jimmy – It is daily becoming more obvious to me that spouting logic and understanding on this website, and making a valid argument, is not greeted with understanding or cogent argument.
    I have noticed over the past 5 months that some of the original stalwarts of this blog have disappeared, and I can understand why.

  188. 188
    Mr Spiggott says:

  189. 189
    Mycroft says:

    I should have said Tory PM… but… I still think he is right up there with the Labour skunk-in-the-pants PMs.

  190. 190
    We've been here before... says:

    British Passport Covers Banned


  191. 191
    Fred & Dave Bonkers' high-jump committee says:

    ’twas the Chair that did for him.

  192. 192
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Just sorting out my postal voters

  193. 193
    Tachybaptus says:

    HM’s principal car, the big old Phantom, has no plates.

    But anyone is free to ditch the EU symbol on their plates and use a Union Jack, St George’s cross, St Andrew’s saltire, Welsh dragon, or the red hand of Ulster (the squeamish should not look up the origin of this symbol). The EU actually allows this, as long as there is a GB over the symbol. Cornishmen sometimes use their white-on-black cross, which is not officially allowed but you would probably get away with it as everyone loves a picturesque minority with a dead language.

  194. 194
    Tachybaptus says:

    A Sonnet for Dave on Gay Pride Day

    Let me not to the marriage of two guys
    Admit impediments. Cock jars with cock
    But slips into a hole of subtle size,
    Which bends to sheathe it like a silken sock.
    Oh yes, he is a very special bloke
    Who looks on women, but is never taken;
    He is the butt of every snıġgering joke,
    Who craves boys’ buttocks his desire to waken.
    He’ll be a bride, and rosy lips and cheeks
    Upon his stubbly countenance be smeared;
    The altar looms, the trendy vicar speaks,
    ’Tis time for him to pension off his beard.
    If with Dave’s policies you should concur,
    You’re turning gay; or else you always were.

  195. 195
    And now a message from the little fool who has been chosen to reign over your miserable lives says:

    Guten Morgen Englischen Schweinehunde

    Es scheint, dass einige von euch sind alles andere als begeistert von der Aussicht, meine Präsidentschaft der Vierten Reich. Ich möchte Ihnen versichern, dass dies nicht gegen Sie und gehalten werden, dass die Tanks auf dem Rasen vor dem Fenster sind einfach eine kostenlose Verschönerung, wie man es erwarten würde, durch Ihre liebevolle Fürsorge Diktator bereitgestellt werden.

    Ich möchte Sie alle wissen, dass, dass die hinterhältigen Gauner, die auf Ihre Premierminister sein behauptet bald kam, um zu sehen, auf welcher Seite das Brot gebuttert ist, sobald ich begann, seinen Bauch zu kitzeln. Kein Zweifel, er wird Ihnen sagen, dass er ein tapferer Verlierer im Armdrücken Wettbewerb, aber es war in der Tat sehr viel ein Freundschaftsspiel und sehr bald waren wir – wie sagt man? – Das Beste aus bum-Kumpels.

    * Krankenschwester Merkel schickt ihre Grüße und auch eine Erinnerung an diese Woche Abonnement rechtzeitig zu senden. Die Lösung, nach allem, ist, dass es nie tun würde, lassen Sie Ihre Schutz verfallen – Ihre Beine bekommen könnte gebrochen, eine nach der anderen. Wir wollen nicht, dass das passiert, sollten wir?
    [* Ich liebe es, eine Frau in Stiefeln sehen, nicht wahr?]

    Denken Sie daran, was wir, Ihre Vorgesetzten immer an Vasallen wie Sie sagen:
    einreichen Trage EU, ihr Sklave geworden, und Sie werden frei sein; verlosen alle Ihr Geld an die Master-Rennen wird Sie reich machen.
    Trotteln wie Sie jeden letzten Wort, das wir sagen, ihnen zu glauben.
    Wir spucken auf die bloße Idee der Demokratie.
    Denke nicht, ob an den Stränden kämpfen – wir haben bereits unsere Handtücher dort unten gelegt, während Ministerpräsident hatte seinen bösen Weg mit euch allen.
    Widerstand ist zwecklos – Sie alle werden wieder täuschen.

    Ihr demütiger Diener


    Du da drüben! Knecht! Achten Sie darauf, dass Sie zu viele Cornflakes in meinem Cognac nicht gießen müssen.

  196. 196
    albacore says:

    Out of Cameron, Miliband and Clegg
    Whichever one is the rottenest egg
    Ain’t worth your time wondering, don’t you think?
    The nose on your face shows you they all stink
    And the E U, while a nice distraction
    This late can’t hide that the real deal action
    Even plainer than that nose on your face
    Is migrants replacing the British race

  197. 197
    Harriet Harman says:

    My tits need a jizz bath

  198. 198
    Fred the pensioner says:

    They should be closed down and sold off to the highest bidder. Them as want to watch/listen to it can pay for it – them as don’t can give themselves a 150 quid a year tax free pay rise (or like me, just don’t pay their levy anyway; Crapita soon get fed up sending out their threatening letters which are just binned on arrival and give up on you).

  199. 199
    The English, the English, the English are best; I wouldn't give twopence for all of the rest says:

    Hey Fritz, no matter how fucking wonderful you think you lot are, just remember 90% of the world speak English and not sour Kraut.

    So just effoff and get your self a fattening Hamburger

  200. 200
    Wilma says:

    No dimwit, he wasn’t. Fred was the stupid one and Barney tried to keep him on the straight and narrow. Clearly the subtlety of the humour escaped you.

  201. 201
    Wilma says:

    Problem is most of them were wuzifuzis.

  202. 202
    Good riddance to bad rubbish says:

    …but unfortunately, still alive and kicking.

    Still, one good thing to come out of all this is that Barrosso can now retire to his farm in Portugal and count all his ill-gotten cash, along with all the other piglets he has.

  203. 203
    Cor, strike a light says:

    Sorry Mr Fish, we can’t hear you as your posting is insufficiently incandescent

  204. 204
    Cor, strike a light says:

    What fukynijit forgot to pin the red rosettes on them???

  205. 205
    Biffo says:

    But maybe we should stop buying them & increase our non-EU purchasing as much as possible.

  206. 206
    Cor, strike a light says:

    After September half the Premiership managers will have to return to Glasgae too!

  207. 207
    Cor, strike a light says:

    You must have a photo of Mandela pasted right across it.

  208. 208
    Abdul the crested bulbul says:

    Zo zorry but ve no spikum Swahili here.

  209. 209
    Abdul the crested bulbul says:

    Actually, we were all just pondering idly, since you are all originally Krauts anyway, whether we might just ship you lot back to Berlin as one job lot.

    Not many of us can afford that 67p a day for your upkeep.

  210. 210
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    The only way is Exit.

  211. 211
    Ann Indigene says:

    Dear Mr Minister,
    Can you please inform us if this Ugandan female is eligible to be transported elsewhere? Tristan de Cunha is urgently in need of new blood.

    Ann Indigene

  212. 212
    Ann Indigene says:

    … or violent revolution…

  213. 213
    Jack Ketch says:

    Hanover, not Berlin, you thick son of Shem.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    “Forgot About Dre”
    But on the positive side, a timely opportunity for Dave to experience the obverse side of a situation? Railing against deaf and deluded duffer constructors of a High Speed gravy train. On its way to impact inevitable and immoveable real world buffers.

  215. 215
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Apparently the Teutonic is created in Dusseldorf whereas Bavarian are more like Scots, more reasons for a yes vote in the Scottish independence poll

  216. 216
    Mike Hancock says:

    I’m always up for Ugandan discussions.

  217. 217
    Charles Wheeler says:

    If I wasn’t incorporeal, I’d soak the bugger and then whip him with the hose.

  218. 218
    The Growler says:

    Dave is on a win win, if he is booted out next year he will take the ermine and if he actually succeeds in win the GE thing will carry on as before, get over it.

  219. 219
    The Growler says:

    I can’t visulise Geedes as a chicken.

  220. 220
    The Growler says:

    Geedes did not doorstep him, I wonder why

  221. 221


  222. 222
    Jimmy says:

    Why would you spout logic here? It’s a playpen for nutters queerbashers and racists. Strictly for entertainment purposes only.

  223. 223
    A Coon says:

    Me need new trainers innit

  224. 224
    A Coon says:

    I must live next door but one from you.

  225. 225
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Well said.

  226. 226
    HMS Collander-UKBA Flagship says:

    “Friendless in Europe”? Maybe among the Euro Politicians, try telling that to the 100’s of Thousands who arrive here every year (bringing with them their own jobs and all that, honest)..

  227. 227
    Political Pundit says:

    So why is it that puerile prats like you are running scared of a Referendum? If Democracy wasn’t ignored in the first place by Blair and Brown back in the early 00’s, the pro-EU camp would have won. (mainly because the GBP would have been ignorant to its actual long-term effects). Now your avoidance of Democracy is coming back to bite you in the ass.

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