June 27th, 2014

Ed Balls Calls Colleague “Anus”

Ed Balls covering himself in Twitter glory once again…


  1. 1
    Working class tips says:

    Ask if they know who Johan Hari is

  2. 2
    Jessica Valenti, professional twitterer says:

    Another white male? Why don’t you all learn the world has changed and the future is diversity in media – you will all eventually be charged with sexism for this as soon as that becomes a crime as racism already has.

    And to top it all, you’re all r.a.p.i.s.t.s unless you have secured verbal, explicit, enthusiastic and ongoing consent before, during and after all sex acts with an oppressed woman.

  3. 3
    nell says:

    Neither literate nor numerate. Not exactly the sort of person one would want in no 11.

  4. 4
    Labour Alfwit says:

    Why do they make teh keybords with A and U so close together. Stupid idea.

  5. 5
    BERCOW is Parliament's SHOneT says:

    Ed Balls favourite dish – Aberdeen Anus

  6. 6
    Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

    It should come as no surprise that Lord Smith, the outgoing head of the Environment Agency, has conceded today (June 26) that David Cameron’s administration has failed to live up to its promise to be “the greenest government ever”, says the Green Party.

    The Coalition government has missed countless opportunities to deliver on its now laughable environmental promise says the Greens, the only party who take the threat posed by human-made climate change seriously.

    Asked whether the Coalition had been “the greenest ever”, Smith told BBC Radio 4’s Today Programme: “By and large, no.

    “It is really disappointing that this Government hasn’t done as much as it promised it was going to do in relation to the environment.

    Green Party Leader Natalie Bennett said:

    “The reality of this government’s behaviour is far worse even than Lord Smith portrayed.

    “Not only has this government failed to live up in any way to its ‘greenest ever’ pledge, the Coalition has been actively damaging to the environment. It has taken Britain backwards on many critical issues.

    “On energy policy, the Green Deal, designed for the benefit of the financial sector, has failed to deliver the warm, affordable-to-heat homes we need to tackle fuel poverty. Continuously shifting policy has all too often left the renewable energy generation sector stranded and the Government has done little to support community energy ownership.

    “On transport policy, new roads, often reviving ‘zombie’ projects dismissed as pointless in the 1980s, and the energy-intensive, ill-conceived HS2 project have taken us in entirely the wrong direction. All this when the Government should be pumping support into walking and cycling (with further benefits to the NHS), and growing, not slashing, support for the local buses that help people get around their local communities.

    “And this government has offered developers an open invitation to destroy our natural treasures, with greenbelt building and biodiversity offsetting, while failing to act on strong recommendations from a Royal Commission to start to protect our vulnerable seas.

    “This Government will be remembered as having presided over five lost environmental years, when Britain suffered harm that will be evident for generations.

  7. 7
    anusbridger says:

    It takes one to know one.

  8. 8
    Bingers says:

    How does Johann Hari connect a story about a pissed up ranter with UKIP?

    “Nobody mentions UKIP in this story, but it is the best rebuttal to their brand of politics I have heard, & beautiful: http://bit.ly/1hgcqja

    What a fucking twat

  9. 9
    Mark Oaten Lib Dem says:


  10. 10
    ed balls says:

    at least i never pressed send when i almost fessed up and tweeted that me and milifreak are useless cu nts

  11. 11

    Obviously the product of a privileged education. Not only technically semi-literate and economically innumerate, but too hubristic to proof-read before sending.

  12. 12
    senior citizen says:

    Just scanned Ed Bollocks twitter page, with all these photo opportunities how the hell does he find time to do his job of being an MP? I personally couldn’t give a flying fuck that he’s showing people how to lay bricks or any of his other photo opportunity poses. May be that’s why he took his eye off the ball when in government and helped fuck the complete country?

  13. 13
    Greens love immigration thus hate the enviroment says:

    Fuck me Cameron managed to do at least one thing right.
    Not be dictated to by the ‘problem for every solution’ enviroMENTALISTS.

  14. 14
    Biology teacher says:

    Said the Balls to the Anus “Who put that crutch in between us?”.

  15. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    Betcha Rebekah Brooks will have a column in Saturday’s Guardian.

  16. 16

    “The reality of this government’s behaviour is far worse even than Lord Smith portrayed.”
    He’s got one thing right if Dave’s put one over the Ecoloons.

  17. 17
    Bag of shite says:

    That’s no way to describe Cable and Clegg

  18. 18

    ‘Lord’ Smith, a Labour quangocrat who has never done a proper day’s work in his life.


    Mind the door doesn’t slap your fat @rse on the way out.

  19. 19

    Absolutely. Bags of dog crap deserve more respectful disposal.

  20. 20
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Whereabouts are they now ????

  21. 21
    Lord Prescott says:

    I’ll show thee how to lay a fooking brick.
    Right love drop thy draws

  22. 22
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Jean Cluade Junker is 59 years old. He looks at least eighty. As someone fiddled the figures, you know, the EU way.

  23. 23
    Socialism is theft says:

    The EU is doing its best to start a war with Russia.

  24. 24
    NERMAL says:

    Did Ed get @AnusSarwar from Miss Jack Dromey

  25. 25
    Liebour says:

    Typo? The link for the picture does end up at a spoof account called AnusSawar.

  26. 26
    Ed Miliband says:

    My next photo opportunity is going to be with Luis Suarez. That should do the trick.

  27. 27
    non taxable pikey says:

    That’s what 5 star Frog lighter fluid does to you if you have it for breakfast every morning.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Some self depreciation though. Could almost be human.

  29. 29
    The two Muppets says:

    You only have to look at the complete train crash that the Green Party
    have imposed on Brighton and Hove since they have run the Council .
    You imagine what would happen if ever they got near Government.
    Do you remember the damage that Miliband was inflicted by his green agenda
    in the last Labour Government .

  30. 30
    Jean Claude Drunkard says:


  31. 31
    Red Balls says:

    Like my twitterings…my economic arguments are somewhat hit and miss…..or a bit hit and run as you might say….as my time in the Treasury under Gordon McMental was also a bit of a car crash……

  32. 32
    Ted Miliballs says:

    Do You Really Know Ed Balls?

  33. 33
    Giant says:

    Ed Balls is an anus among giants.

  34. 34
    The Thick of It says:


    I visited the once beautiful Georgian part of Brighton recently and in front of the railings were bins, rubbish bags, slop boxes and more bins filled with rat tasty crap in full view…..spoiling a once charming town

    Apparently the stoodents vote for them & the hapless Lucas and then rush back home to Mummy & Daddy in the shires……leaving the residents with the nonsense

  35. 35
    Labour deprecates itself says:

    He can’t depreciate himself any further than he already has without disappearing up his own tail pipe.

  36. 36
    Ted Miliballs says:

    Youtube Search: “Do You Really Know Ed Balls?”.

    Youtube Channel: “SunlightCOPS”.

    (in case the website deletes the youtube video).

  37. 37
    Nuff Said, Wink Wink says:

    Errmm your not a quango queen by any chance or Smiffies SPad??

  38. 38
    Observer says:

    Nah…it’s Loopy Lucas

  39. 39
    Selohesra says:

    Made a bit of an arse of himself again – and Sarwar

  40. 40
    UNliberal BUREAUcrats says:

    Ed Balls on Labour’s pension tax grab

  41. 41
    Bonfore of the Qangos - roll on 5 November says:

    Pity he didn’t fuckin’ drown himself in Somerset a few months ago. The world would have been a lot better off without this oxygen thief in it.

  42. 42

    It is exactly what all his colleagues call him behind his back!

  43. 43
    Lord Prescott is a C*nt says:

    The fat C*nt was fucking his secretary at taxpayers expense and he acts all high and mighty?
    I would refuse to debate the wanker at least till it had first been established to the audience that the guy is a proven liar and a cheat.

  44. 44
    Sweat in Gordon's Crack says:


  45. 45
    I hate Haringey (Labour) Council says:

    Ed Balls attacks Sharon Shoesmith payout

  46. 46
    Liebour says:

    What a fucking liar. No wonder he has achieved a high rank in our party.

  47. 47
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is Ed Balls an anus horribilis?

  48. 48
    ED has no BALLS says:

    Ed Balls education statistics abuser (10Mar10)

  49. 49
    Dr Strangelove.. says:

    Brighton a town of slack jawed yokels.. waiting for a Nuke…

  50. 50
    Pat Riot says:

    March For England hold a St Georges Day Parade in Brighton every year…You should see the response from the locals…

  51. 51
    Shitstabbers - thousands of them says:

    slack arsed bumbandits surely?

  52. 52
    Shitstabbers - thousands of them says:

    On the coffee table.

  53. 53
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Luckily creosote man didn’t get elected commissioner in Humberside, he would have been constantly ringing for Police outrider escorts to MR Wu’s Chinese restaurant in order to feed his fat face.

  54. 54
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    When it comes to Anuses, Ed Balls should know.

    Not only does he act like one, he looks like one too

  55. 55
    Liebour says:

    What a fucking liar and weasel.

  56. 56
    an anus says:

    Don’t compare me with that bloated bastard.

  57. 57
    well i never says:

    I hadn’t realised until this morning that the previous
    Ukranian PM had refused to sign this pact with the EU.

    How convenient for the EU that he was then overthrown in
    a spontaneous uprising and replaced by someone eager to
    sign on the dotted line.

  58. 58
    100wpm says:

    Quite right.
    Labour ignored phone-hacking for years because it
    suited them.They only took an interest after Murdoch
    switched his allegiance.

  59. 59
    Ed Balls says:

    Anus Balls

  60. 60
    Balls Ed says:

    Just so he could say “look at me, talking to some plebs”.

  61. 61
    Balls Ed says:

    AnusSarwar – it has a certain ring to it

  62. 62
    Chuck one one's money says:

    White men can’t use twitter.

  63. 63
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    This is the silly bastard who couldn’t be bothered to think up a four digit security number on his phone. Hacking only happened when users left their phones on the default 0000. Deputy prime Minister my arse – shit for brains!

  64. 64
    Pompes et Etouffards says:

    ANUS is Latin for “Old Woman”

  65. 65
    inside out says:

    Of course Ed Balls’s final salary pension is not affected,his pension will be paid out of current tax take.There is no fund for Civil Service pensions only taxes.Those pensions are just part of the £1.5 Trillion black hole in the country’s finances.

  66. 66
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Balls is an anus who talks out of his anus

  67. 67
    Arthur Penney says:

    What was that about UKIP members being computer illiterate?

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    I’m pretty sure the Labour party has a few Richards too.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    This is more like dyslexic than illiterate.

  70. 70

    Square holed anus, innit?

  71. 71

    Can I ask Penny Dreadnaunt then ? And get it all on tape and audio before during and after so there is no room for retrospective misunderstanding ?

  72. 72


    Number Eleven ?

    No , we didn t do after the Number Nine at school .

  73. 73

    isn t that Skelmersdale ?

  74. 74

    Personally I was more taken with the ads at the bottom of the picture for nubile Russian brides -to-be seeking loving mature English men for longlasting love and understanding .

    What s Ed planning longterm?

    We think Yvette should be told .

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Definitely not a typo, why not click through the picture and see where it leads. Even in his retweet of the same message https://twitter.com/edballsmp/status/482466960891207680

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    What the fuck are you on, the ConLibs are no worse than the utterly useless fucking Liebour led by that talentless twat Moribund and his ass loving side kick the Balls up

  77. 77
    Liar and weasel part two says:

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    That would be Johann Lamont MSP

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