June 26th, 2014

Damian McBride Leaves Cafod

Penance is up. Damian McBride left Catholic aid charity Cafod two weeks ago and has spend some time working on the paperback version of his memoirs, amongst other writing projects. So expect more helpful blog interventions…

Wondering what he might do next, Guido asked Mad Dog if he was off to spin for the Yvette for Leader campaign. He laughed, heartily…


  1. 1
    Fabians are Evil says:


  2. 2
    Tory Bare! says:

    Politics is about to get interesting again…..

  3. 3
    McPoison says:

    Looking forward to my nasty smears ??

  4. 4
    If only the cartoon were true says:

    It would if McBride’s head was really a bomb and it actually exploded.

  5. 5
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Politics across the board in Parliament is a “world-wide laughing stock”.

    It is a daily Circus of chancers and low-lifes – all of them believing their own cognitive dissonance B/Shit that they are a truly Great Parliament – fit for purpose in the 21st century.

    Oh dear.

  6. 6
    jgm2 says:

    Even the pope has had enough of the c*unt.

  7. 7
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    McBride – you are all referred to the Paxo interview with McBride on the BBC – where McBride invited the public to press criminal charges against him.

    How deeply deeply corrupted are the MET?

  8. 8
    Mel Gibsons left nut says:

    McBride and Blair both welcomed into the Catholic fold.
    That says a lot about all of them.

  9. 9
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    This was in the Guardian Diary earlier in the week. Don’t tell me Guido now follows the absurd Hugh Muir.

  10. 10
    Here's another smear for you says:

    Which female minister did McPoison “climb off” after a drunken reception?

    Mo Mowlam 2/1
    Clare short 11/10
    Yvette Cooper 15/1
    Tess Jowell 9/2
    Hattie Harman 8/1


  11. 11
    Rickytshirt says:

    Far be it for those who are embroiled in scandals to retreat gracefully from public life. Why do they feel the need to impose themselves on the rest of us? Go away, you’ve been found wanting, we don’t want you. Oh well, let’s hope he hastens the demise of the Labour Party.

  12. 12
    Iain Dale Security consultant says:

    I of course will be providing security

  13. 13
    jgm2 says:

    I’d have Harman at shorter odds. Clare Short seems about fair odds. I doubt Mo Mowlam would’ve touched him with a bargepole.

  14. 14
    The Vicar of Albion says:


  15. 15
    Michael Doucher says:

  16. 16
    Joss Taskin says:

    What odds for Fatbott ?

  17. 17
    ? says:

    Mo Mowlem liked her men ‘big’ as in round so I’ll put my money on her.

  18. 18
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Isn’t that the head of I-knock Powell (of blessed memory) in the cartoon?

  19. 19
    Waddington says:

    ‘Top Chumps’ I used to like that game.

  20. 20
    Cognitive Dissonance says:

    Time for your walk!

  21. 21
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    You should see me bloomers after me been on the KFC mon!

  22. 22
    Heavy metal says:

    Looking for Fluoride 235?

    Wanna buy some?

  23. 23
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    You would have to “climb on” first, base camp at 10,000 ft.

  24. 24
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Give me a chicken an I might tell you a little secret!

  25. 25
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Damien McBride would make a good communications director when one of the Balls becomes leader.

    Bringing the criminal into the very dark heart of the Labour government.
    Where he belongs.

    And will be appreciated.

  26. 26
    Luis Suarez says:

    Top Chomps

  27. 27
    Here's another smear for you says:

    no adds on Fatbot as that would be waycist

  28. 28
    Bosun Higgs says:

    I think Damian could make a good career by taking a female pen-name and writing shopping-and-shagging chick-lit. He’s got the talent and the experience.

  29. 29
    Quickie Mart says:

    Fluoride free toothpaste $1.95

    (Will also clean tinfoil bright and shiny)

  30. 30
    Bosun Higgs says:

    He was aiming for the Gents but Al Gore nudged him in the wrong direction.

  31. 31

    I d say three Hail Mary s and a Glory Be
    If Cafod could get me in The Holy See
    But The Pope s no Numpty
    And he does nae want me
    So I m resigned to spinning for Eddie B

  32. 32
    Bosun Higgs says:

    “Forgive me, Father, for I have spinned.”

  33. 33

    I would lime to think it was Yvie if the man were blessed with any taste at all but sonething tells me it was the Doberville .

  34. 34

    … or even her wig .

  35. 35

    Ohhh yesssss.

    The next Labour Leader s commis chef ! Perfect sinecure .

  36. 36
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Is that the best a political journo troll can come up with to protect his mates with.

    You’re fired Troll – get the F outta here.

  37. 37
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i won’t bother rebuking them two at 5:03 and 5:22 pm – they are the trolls that just keep giving. Keep it up laddettes.

  38. 38
    McPrick face says:

    I’m coming to get you.
    You know who you are.

  39. 39
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All the low-life journo’s ‘n hack/hackettes KNOW – but it’s their little coteries secret which they being a free press keep from the British public innit – Hypocrites anybody?

  40. 40
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Like CCHQ – are NOW USING info which i have put out time and again – JFHC and what else do i possess about Dugher which they have “known about” – but remained “silent about” – because they were too busy ‘romancing Rupert’?

    Desperado / last chance saloon Hypocrites!

  41. 41
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Parliamnet is the DARK HEART – of what may once have been a proper government.

  42. 42

    The big Bridie has a few in his sights I am sure. I would not want to mess with him.

  43. 43
    Esther's Helpful Discharge says:

    Where’s Dolly?

  44. 44
    Labour's front bench says:

    Top chimps

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