June 26th, 2014

Burnham Does a Miliband

In today’s Sun, Andy Burnham gets behind a very worthy cause, Page 3 breast cancer charity CoppaFeel. No doubt we can expect the MP for Leigh’s apology to the city of Liverpool by lunchtime.


  1. 1
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown with a roast chicken on her head says:

    Who wants to come to my and Diane’s chicken party??????

  2. 2
    diane abbott says:

    Thats the only reason I buy the sun and look at tits in it, to make sure the young ladies don’t have breast cancer

  3. 3
    Federica Mogherini The Italian Politician tipped to replace Cathy Ashton says:

  4. 4
    jgm2 says:

    At least she’s better looking than Cathy Ashton.

    But then so am I.

  5. 5
    Ooops says:

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    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Breast? Chicken breast????

  7. 7
    David Cameron says:

    Look at how well I negotiate with Europe!

  8. 8
    The Vicar of Albion says:

    Dey do dat doh dont’t dey?

  9. 9
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Fuck me, I’m voting libdem from now on.

  10. 10
    Harriet Harperson says:

    Andy is right to appear on page 3 of the Sun and he will also be right when he apologises for it.

  11. 11
    Andy Burn'em says:

    Still got a semi.

  12. 12
    Oompah, Oompah says:

    Stick it up your Juncker.

  13. 13
    jgm2 says:

    Hillsborough campaigner?

    Have they found any of these thousands of Liverpool fans who showed up late, drunk and without tickets yet?

    Any of them handed themselves in? Volunteered that perhaps they were the fucking problem?

    Or are we still going with the fiction that the police rounded up a grandstand full of people from the local area. By-standers, shoppers, home-owners, joggers etc and shepherded them into the ground for no reason at all?

  14. 14
    The Left. says:


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  16. 16
    Mike Hunt says:

    A plate of cod and chips is better looking than Cathy Ashton

  17. 17
    Genghiz the kahn says:


  18. 18
    A week is a long time in politics...Andy Burnham says:

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    9 out of 10 says:

  20. 20
    Andy Panders says:

    …and Ed agreed to use his new found influence with the newspaper to try and get Endy in it as well..

  21. 21
    Oompah, Oompah says:

    If the Treaty is changed to mean the opposite of what it says, the EU Leaders should be told to take the treaty and “Stick it up your Juncker”.

  22. 22
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    When is Belsen Burnham going to be prosecuted for the extermination of patients in the NHS?

  23. 23
    Luis Miliband says:

    Bite me

  24. 24
    Pooper scooper says:

    A pile of dog shit is better looking than Ashton.

  25. 25
    bergen says:

    Labour have never won an election since 1974 without the Sun being on-side. Now it may be cause and effect in that Murdoch backs the side most likely to win, but it’s no help to Milliband going into the last 12 months to be at war with him.

    He’s stuck fast.

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    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Well done The Sun for exposing one of Britain’s most lethal killers…oh and also for your breast cancer campaign.

  29. 29
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    My bulldogs piles (unfortunately stung by nettles and a wasp) are better looking than Cathy Asshaton.

  30. 30
    Guffaws says:

    Hilarious! Another special from Andy “Crash and” Burnham!

    All we need is Neil Kinnock to lash out and the laughter will never stop!

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    The things they say says:

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    We want Juncker! says:

    The best recruiting sergeant (after Cameroon) Vote UKIP.

  33. 33

    I will try and explain the inside track here for those who are puzzled by this.

    David Wooding – is a “Journalist & broadcaster who’s worked for 7 national news orgs. Sun on Sunday Political Editor since 2012. Liverpool FC fan & classical music nut”

    Andy Burhnam is a c*unt…

    Oh fuck, I have just lost the will…

  34. 34
    Mike Handycock says:

    Ah yes! I was only concerned in case the young ladies had cancer and I was searching for lumps.

  35. 35
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Me too.

  36. 36
    Tom Catesby. says:

    I may change my mind about unelected representatives.

  37. 37
    I guess we can expect him back then says:

    Abu Qatada not guilty


  38. 38
    Butch Dave says:

    There will be “consequences” if the EU keeps taking the piss out of me.

  39. 39
    Andy Burnham says:

    Avoid potentially fatal illness by steering well clear of any hospital I’ve had anything to do with.

  40. 40
    Angela Merkel says:

    Be quiet or you’ll have to stand in the corner again.

  41. 41
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Are the NHS likely to be asking for volunteers (like blood donors) in the near future. I could make myself available for this important national work. Will there be a training period?

  42. 42
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    He’s not just a c’unt SC. He’s a murderous c’unt with blood on his hands.

  43. 43
    Milibandwagon says:

    Dear Deidre,
    I feel like a prize tit. Does that make me a supporter of the Sun’s campaign? Should I apologise?
    Yours anxiously,

  44. 44
    Neil Down says:

    He’s not a British citizen, I don’t see why we have any obligation to let him back in.

  45. 45
    Tom Catesby. says:

    I thought this was a family show!

  46. 46
    Cold hands, warm feet says:

    When she is elected, do we all get to copafeel just to make sure she is disease free in that mammarial dept?

  47. 47
    Roma Bert. says:

    I hope this f*cking hunt is not allowed back…


  48. 48
    Furry typist says:

    You have to remember to take your dentures out first though.

  49. 49
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Is he an, ‘EU citizen’? If so could be a problem as things are, fingers crossed, if not suggest we f^ck him right off.

  50. 50
    Benny Hill says:

    More boom and bust from Labour!

  51. 51
    HandyCock @priory says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken breast ……………….

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Those fucks in Liverpool will be disgusted by this provocative act

    btw) Burnham, the hero of Stafford is a canny operator, evidenced by the fact he got thousands out of Jamie Carragher for his leadershit campaign

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    Exeter Calling says:

  54. 54
    HandyCock @priory says:

    ….and get your botty spanked

  55. 55
    Furry Arabist typist says:

    Jordan is perfectly safe for people like him – and now he has been found not guilty of terrorism, he can freely and happily stay there and spend the rest of his life in that splendid mosque in Amman where, if they have not already done so, his entire family should join him.

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    They are a bunch of tits really! At least the public want to see the ones on page 3.

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    Cannes for sure says:

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    I bet he Feels a Right Tit now... says:

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    Quite right, M Bandalore, you naughty thing you! ;-)

  60. 60
    Andy Gray says:

    i’d smash that

  61. 61
    Jean-Claude Junker says:

    I feel sorry for Cameron. When he wakes up in the morning that’s as good as he is going to feel all day.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    “During the trial Abu Qatada reportedly spoke out about the conflict in neighbouring Syria, urging the two main jihadist factions there, the al-Nusra Front and the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (Isis), to unite behind the leader of al-Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri.”

    He isn’t coming back here, having said that.

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    Diane Abbotopotamus says:


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    Moshe says:

    He is a Jordanian citizen; he’s obviously had a fair trial in Jordan so he is in no need of anymore UK taxpayer-funded asylum; so he can stay where he is and get a job.

  65. 65
    Village Idiot says:

    …I ‘spec there is a machine to replace the man for tit evacuation duties, as has been found for other interesting areas on the womans body!!!!!

  66. 66
    Uman Wights says:

    Not so fast matey.

  67. 67
    Sue Denim says:

    Can anyone tell me what is the point of a Twitter Hashtag campaign?

    What good does it do?

  68. 68
    Jizming alkali brown says:

    Feel the enrichment, whities.

  69. 69
    Alternative Strapline says:

    Teach voters to spot wänkers.

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    Moshe says:

    His family are still in the UK, guests of the UK taxpayer. Do you think they are going to give that up and go to the middle east where they will have to work for a living?

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    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    All hail diversity mon!

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    Chukka Umunna says:

    Did someone say hashbag?

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    Moshe says:

    The slimy bastard will deny that he knew that the picture would be used in The Sun. He must demand that it is removed from Murdoch’s organ.


  74. 74
    David Cameron says:

    A savage bumsexery session will lift my spirits.

  75. 75

    For the first time ever I feel pity for van Rumpoy

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Fuck off you labour edyukatid cu’nt

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    Moshe says:

    It makes all those self-righteous twitterati feel good about themselves – all warm and fuzzy inside – for having done something worthwhile and, more to the point, having let their fellow twitterers see what kind of people they are. And all at the click of a button.

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    Anonymous says:

    Never, he’s not clever enough to understand why it happened, and that’s the scary thought, sometime someone else will think targets are the way to drive improvements…

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    Labour Party Internal Memo says:

    We must investigate other ways of using the red tops to improve our voter profile with the working classes, whilst at the same time working to finish off Murdoch and the free press.

    Jumping on to charity bandwagons is a tried and tested concept.

    It shields our naked publicity seeking from negative criticism, by associating our press coverage with voter sensitive issues.

    So please feed back similar ideas that we may use for EM.

    I’m afraid we have had to reject several ideas that have already been put forward anonymously.

    In particular, we wont be sending EM to be photographed talking to ISIS extremists wearing an Uncle Sam suit.

    So please keep the ideas coming in.

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    Banned says:

    Ashton has a face like a blind cobbler’s thumb.

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    Anonymous says:

    Would it not be better to #RETHINK what drives our entire species? Because a few simple questions might quickly identify what it is we are supposed to be doing, plus what is impeding that endeavor. So that instead of curing humanity’s ills being a charitable effort. It became a core component, in our collective quest for survival.

  82. 82
    Restless in Godalming says:

    We need an enquiry! We haven’t had one called for all day! Lots of expensive legal fees. Earnest celebrities etcetera.

    That would achieve what they always achieve. The square root of fuck-all!

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    Percy says:

    Tory Boys love their must have bitty

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    A weasel of the first order. He should hang himself after what he did in the NHS- or didn’t do.

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Fuck off Chuckup

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Harperson always talks bollocks. It’s what liebor scum do.

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Please, no more owls…

  88. 88
    LIE-bour's Legacy says:

    (1) Mid Staffs: Labour Government ignored MP requests for public inquiry into deaths (The Telegraph, 17 Feb 2013):

    “Former Health Secretaries Andy Burnham and Alan Johnson ignored 81 requests for a public inquiry into Mid Staffordshire NHS Trust in the two years after it was first warned of poor NHS care, it has emerged.”

    (2) Welsh NHS has worst waiting times in UK for life-saving diagnostic tests (The Guardian, Thursday 10 April 2014):

    ‘Official figures show 42% of patients in Wales wait six weeks to be seen compared with just 1.8% in England’.

    “The Welsh Labour government has come under attack for its NHS record including ambulance waiting times and hospital death rates”.

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    John Reid says:

    The anger the Liverpudlians felt about Ed Miliband posing with the sun, was due to the story being about football, and the2nd Hilsborough inquiry, being on going ,this campaign, isn’t a self publicity stunt, it’s for charity, and Eds mistake was not seeing how insensitive it was, totally different

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    The man says:

    Judge led ?

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    The two Muppets says:

    Burnham is not the sharpest tool in the box .

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    RWG says:

    How about justice for the Staffs 1200?

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    It’s time people stopped apologising _to_ Liverpool, and started apologising _for_ it instead.

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    RWG says:

    She supports fucking children.

    Real class.

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    What’s the difference between Baroness Ashton and the underside of an excavator’s gearbox?

    The underside is useful.

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    Are you supplying free Jumbo Buckets from kfc ??

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    If as you say — and I don t buy the “organ” — he is on PAGE THREE of the Sun may I assume that Burnham is ” burnishing his credentials” thereon for all healthy women to gawp at rather in the way men have (I understand ) been traditionally wont to gawp at that page s female delights over the years ?

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    Polly wolly doodle says:

    Dear God, coyote moment time.


  99. 99
    Polly wolly doodle says:

    D Abbott will be round for a sesh at your pad ce soir.

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    Anonymous says:

    They don’t see that they were the problem. In their minds the way they behave is normal and it is someone else’s responsibility to make sure that nothing bad happens as a result.

    Watch them on those TV shows where the cameras go out with the police to night time town centres – big macho drunken scum until somebody twats them a good one and they fall apart on the spot, often literally crying.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you seen the females in the average NHS doctor’s waiting room?

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