June 25th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: One Rogue Editor Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Damian Collins (Folkestone and Hythe)

Q2 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen) 

Q3 Mr Nigel Evans (Ribble Valley)

Q4 Mr Ronnie Campbell (Blyth Valley)

Q5 Mark Durkan (Foyle) 

Q6 Chris Bryant (Rhondda)

Q7 Meg Hillier (Hackney South and Shoreditch) 

Q8 David Simpson (Upper Bann) 

Q9 Guy Opperman (Hexham)

Q10 Andrew Stephenson (Pendle) 

Q11 Annette Brooke (Mid Dorset and North Poole)

Q12 Mr David Winnick (Walsall North) 

Q13 Mr Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South) 

Q14 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    joolz says:



  2. 2
    TheBogmonster says:

    I’m going to buy a Mick Hucknull wig and go into journalism, see what amazing bulshit I can get away with!


    • 101

      Why not go the whole hog and get a Rula Lenska wig .

      When he was married to her Dennis Waterman called her BIG RED ….precisely why I leave to conjecture.


  3. 3

    Fight Fight Fight! This should be an interesting set of exchanges!


    • 50
      Grammar School Boy says:

      Miliband never misses an opportunity to miss an opprtunity.

      He has completely blown 6 questions and got it wrong on every one. B’lend.

      Only waiting for the wit and wisdom of Ronnie Campbell now!


  4. 4
    Mycroft says:

    This’ll be great, two men in a stone clad, wood lined vagina bickering as to which of them is the prick of the week.

    Can’t wait… no really… I can’t wait.

    This is all good for us in UKIP.


  5. 5
    John Prescott's parliamentary visa card says:

    phew! Escaped again!


  6. 6
    They're all cunts says:


    Cameron should resign today


  7. 7
    BooBoo says:

    DC has had plenty time to prepare his responses.


  8. 8
    Spitting Image says:


    • 17
      Diana Abbott says:

      dem honkey have got a small dick me seen a diagram


    • 20
      Hugh Janus says:

      That seems to be some kind of a mirror she’s looking at, but in her case it’s distorting her width, ie only showing some of it.


    • 26
      Sue Denim says:

      “… and here we show the parts you CAN eat.”


      • 46
        Diana Abbott says:

        Not enough of me bredrin are getting into medical school so dis is me proposal for de new entrance exam.


    • 65
      non taxable pikey says:

      There’s enough meat on that to feed a cannibal tribe for a month.
      Shadow Health Minister, ROFLMAO, message to Fatbot the idea is to lead from the front, you are clinically obese, fix it before you tell others what to do.


  9. 9
    Ctesibius says:

    Under parliamentary privilege Cameron could point out that the very close and improper relationship between Millionaireband’s predecessor Mr. Bliar and Mrs. Murdoch was the reason for the breakup of the Murdoch’s marriage. And as for employing criminals, how many Labour MP’s have been jailed for fraud? And how many have taken money from the KGB – Dreiberg, Maxwell.. I could go on.


  10. 11
    United Islamic Kingdom of Britain says:

    PMQ’s should begin to the shouts of Allahu Akbar !!!!


  11. 12
    Ed Milliedowler says:

    Millie Dowler! Millie Dowler! Millie Dowler!

    Cos I love dancing on people’s gr@ves for my own political ends.


  12. 14
    Mark Lawrenson says:

    This could be the one… After 145 attempts to score a goal at a PMQS, ‘Rooney’ Miliband has a great chance. …

    He’s running up…the Tory defence are nowhere! keeper Cameron is well out of position.. Miliband is into the box!!

    And he’s just bitten an owl!?!? what was he thinking? Unbelievable..


  13. 16
    Hugh Janus says:

    PMQs – a bloody charade, a circus. Nothing achieved apart from some silly and peurile point-scoring.


  14. 18
    The "Rt. Hon." Nigel Evans says:

    Would the Prime Minister agree that it is perfectly acceptable for Right Honourable Members to snog and to shove their hands down other men’s trousers while they’re rat-arsed on subsidised booze and that to suggest otherwise is homophobic?


  15. 19
    Mission impossible says:


    • 21
      Hugh Janus says:

      “Clever”? Oh, I see, it’s an attempt at irony….


    • 23
      Dave Axelrod says:

      Permanently surround Ed with special need adults that would at least make the c*nt look half normal.


      • 73
        non taxable pikey says:

        It all went wrong at school. When you have A levels in Maths, Physics and Further Maths (and English) you don’t choose PPE, you do something that matters. PPE is for oiks like Camoron and Boris.


  16. 25
    Worst of the lot says:

    And Peter Hain


  17. 28
    A load of twaddle says:

    Nick Robinson is raving on…bet no one is listening to a word of it.


  18. 29
    Gawddd says:

    The victims the victims the victims.

    Fuck me, who cares


    • 39
      Simples says:

      The victims are largely made up of media whores who crave publicity most if not all the time.
      Their big fat pay cheques rely on it.
      Of course if they want a private life then how about try not sticking your fucking face into a camera.


  19. 30
  20. 31
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    MiniBrain looking very serious…


  21. 33
    Sorry_with_Crossed_Fingers says:

    I did not hire a Cwiminal – then anyway.


  22. 35
    Wot a load of Bollocks says:

    I find it just a tad difficult to feel Sympathy for Coogan and Grant


  23. 36
    Worse than phone hacking says:

    There’s a supporter of PIE sitting alongside the sanctimonious little turd.


  24. 37
    Sanctimony says:

    Alongside him is someone with questions to answer on PiE


  25. 38

    How can H’arriet H’arman – she who supported P.I.E. and lowering age of consent to 4 years old, sit there and nod her head on this issue ?

    Is she trolling her leader ?

    Vote UKIP :-D


  26. 40
    Tangle says:

    Looks like Sally forgot to comb Little John’s hair before he went out this morning.


  27. 42
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Blinky and ‘Arriet nodding in sync.


  28. 43
    Can I be a victim please? says:

    I wouldn’t mind being a “victim” for the 100 grand plus payouts they received.


  29. 44
    Round the Bend says:

    Ed is getting PIE in the eye, the label ‘milimong’ is well given.


  30. 45

    Theresa May is looking hot to trot today.

    Awesome dress. (No snark)

    Dave’s Leveson / Civil Service defence will prove to be more poison ivy than fig leaf.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 79
      Anonymous says:

      Theresa May, you are a very sad person.


    • 97
      Spooky says:

      For those who don’t know about these things, Personal Vetting is always carried out by the security services and has SFA to do with politicians.

      Now you know (which more than the Milipede appeared to do with his brainless blethering).


      • 99

        There is another level though which involves both Clegg and Miliband which makes Cameron’s ignoring of their alleged advice on C’oulson very pertinent.

        In fact, I would argue that they unknowingly compromised UK and US agencies in passing that information to Dave. On the other hand they could have confirmed to Dave that there was a problem within the civil service.

        It’s either Crown or Kremlin who gained here. The Golden iPhone suggests it may not have been Crown.

        Vote UKIP :-D


  31. 47
    Fishy says:

    I thought that it would be a walk-over for Miliband today, but he is fucking this up big time.

    Stiffly sticking to his prepared notes he is completely incapable of engaging in a debate


  32. 48
    Sanctimony says:

    Miliband is mistaken if he thinks the public gives a flying fuck.
    It might play well in his clique, but nowhere else.


  33. 49
    Milibands should consider his future says:

    Should not ED Miliband resign over using parliament to initiate a police investigation which ONLY resulted in a SMALL success of prosecution over the trial of Brookes, Coulson etc? Were the more serious charges thrown out? Coulson can still appeal.


  34. 51
    joolz says:

    Milliweed needs to take some public speaking lessons, he is pathetic.


  35. 52
    David Blunkett says:

    That Eagle sister is looking sexy today


  36. 53

    This came out yesterday.

    Just Sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D


  37. 54
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    An open goal and still Minibrain screws up
    If he wasn’t real, he would need to be invented


  38. 55
    visibly shaken says:

    did you see milibands face after cameron hit miliband with the “holding the sun” comment?

    he looked like he had been hit in the throat with a freight train.


  39. 56
    Scary says:

    I wouldn’t go tandem with him, parachute or not


  40. 58
    Too Much says:



  41. 59
    Average Bloke says:

    VOMITWORHY as usual from the Dunce of Downing Street.
    Roll on May 2015…….we need to get rid, big time.


  42. 61
    Officer Dibble says:

    And that’s Milibands problem. The general public outside of the Westminster bubble don’t know who Coulson is or what role he played in government.

    But they will remember Miliband holding a copy of the Sun, and having to apologise afterwards.


  43. 62
    Anonymous says:

    DM (aka Backstabber) fluffed it. Looks like he’s about to start crying.


  44. 63
    Dont know says:

    ….Is it Alan Duncan?


    • 78
      non taxable pikey says:

      Wouldn’t be surprised if it was. The Taxi drivers around his constituency can tell a tale or two, and I am not joking about that.


  45. 64
    Miliwitless says:

    Miliband should play football for England – he is so good at missing an open goal!


  46. 66
    Hoorah says:

    Best Question so far


  47. 67
    Jack in a box Peter Bone says:

    I took a massive credibility hit today by asking a brain dead stooge question during PMQs…………I apologise without reservation and lessons will be learnt.


  48. 69
    Fishy says:

    The most telling thing (using a football supporters analogy) is ‘It’s all gone quiet over there’.

    Labour MPs look sorely pissed off…Miliband has failed to deliver and meet their expectations today.


  49. 71
    Will says:

    Breaking news: coulson jury discharged after 44 hours not able to reach verdicts on 2 outstanding charges


    • 105

      Well if the Judge had been inventive and discharged those who supported the minority verdict maybe just maybe the remainder who all had the same view — could have come to a erm… majority verdict …..


  50. 74
    Andrzej says:

    DM (aka Backstabber) fluffed it. Looks like he’s about to start crying.

    Haven’t Labour been leading the MP Imprisonment Derby.


  51. 75
    Crooked Blears says:

    Would you like cashback?


  52. 76
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    WTF has Blears done to her hair?!?


    • 106

      Is Blears still an elected representative ?

      Jeez those people in Rotherham or whichever Northern wasteland she represents must have rocks for brains handed down via unique gene pools.


  53. 77

    Are those at most risk of being radicalised currently living in Labour run authorities ?

    Just askin’

    Vote UKIP :-D


  54. 80

    Why is Harriet Harman still sitting on the front benches?? Has she no shame? She champions CHILD ABUSERS. And her husband. Have they got children of their own?


    • 107

      If they have they are probably being ” groomed” (if I may make so bold ) for safe Labour sinecures to carry on the line a la Blairs Straws and Kinnocks juniors


  55. 81
    Wonga.com says:

    Need some money?
    No job?
    No problem.
    With our new low rate at a representative 5853% APR, what could possibly go wrong?

    (Other Tory donor legalised loan sharks are available)


    • 93
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Hi you sad fuckdim leftard.

      Please remind me what party was in charge when wonga and all the rest of the payday loan companies started trading?


      • 109


        Yes and if you recall I said at the time Labour were relaxed about people becoming filthy rich — starting with me !!


    • 108


      5853 percent ? Hah !! Rank amateurs !


  56. 87
    FYI says:

    It’s Nicky Morgan, MP for Loughborough, Financial Secretary to the Treasury and Minister for Wimmin.


  57. 94
    Heh heh says:

    Is Guido the arsehole that shines out of the Sun?


  58. 95
    Cameron is a fat, lying cunt says:

    “Clever of Cameron” – there’s a first time for everything.


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