June 25th, 2014

Miliband’s Kinnock/Westland Moment

You can see the very moment that Ed realised he lost today’s potentially game changing moment in the House. A confident Cameron, armed with the Leveson report quotes, got his apology out early, before Ed could call for it. Just look at his face in reaction to the PM’s gag about Ed standing up to Murdoch, posing with the Sun and ultimately weakly apologising. Video to follow…

UPDATE: Video of the moment Ed knew he had lost it:



  1. 1
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Chuka for PM innit!

  2. 2
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    What I mean is I is loyal to Ed and anyone who says otherwise is a waycist

  3. 3
    Wayne Looney says:


  4. 4
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown with a roast chicken on her head says:

    Is that the sound of sizzling chicken???

  5. 5
    SC says:

    Harold Wilson would have destroyed Cameron. Foot would have come out with some heady rhetoric. John Smith would have deployed his forensic skill.

    Ed M just fell flat on his face.

  6. 6
    Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

    Our toe rag of a Prime Minister ignored the question when asked a 2nd time whether any civil servant warned him not to employ Coulson. The answer, I suspect, is yes.

    Throw the twat out nest year.

  7. 7
    Round the Bend says:

    Philip Davies for EU President!

  8. 8
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Long term economic plan?

    Tories undersold
    RoyalMail by £1.5BILLION
    NorthernRock by £4.8BILLION
    Lloyds by £2.3BILLION
    4G by £1.2BILLION

  9. 9
    diane abbott says:

    fucking click baiting advert shite

  10. 10
    Will says:

    Coulson jury discharged

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    it is actually “developed vetting” not “direct vetting”. i guess they do not want people searching linkedIn and seeing the bundles of people who have “dv” status for jobs a lot less important than coulson.

  12. 12
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Miliband is waiting in the box…Leveson gets the cross.Right onto Miliband’s head…its a brilliant chance…Ohhh…He’s ballooned it! Its gone way over the bar..

    Oh what a shocker…

    And now he’s biting an owl!!

  13. 13
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    Following today’s PMQs Parliament will convene for five days for the annual Glastonbury break.

  14. 14
    They think it's all over. It is Now! says:

  15. 15
    Sally Barecow says:

    Free love man! Free love !

  16. 16
    peter sharp says:

    Balls looks as if he’s just been goosed! Her on the other side is obviously willing Ed Milliwilly to ask her to stay on after school for extras.

  17. 17
    BinfieldWoodsman says:

    Ah – it’s like clubbing a baby seal…….

  18. 18
    Chakkarr says:

    First gay PM, not in my lifetime!

  19. 19
    Dazza says:

    For a moment… He was going to cry.

  20. 20
    Mycroft says:

    Right on the money.

    The look said it all really, I think it was the moment she realised they can’t win with him, he’s a total waste of skin.

    But they can’t change him unless he meets with an unfortunate incident.

    The worlds most vicious poisoners have been women, perhaps the Harpy might bake him a PIE.

  21. 21
    Gary Lineker says:

    Do you think its time Miliband should resign from domestic politics? he’s looking very short of confidence. Hasn’t scored since 2011..Alan?

  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed fell off the bandwagon

  23. 23
    Gordon Brown's Credibilty says:

    Ed Miliband is simply dreadful.

    Even reading the usual “Miliband thrashed Cameron” nonsense peddled by Labour on Twitter was even more embarrassing that normal.

  24. 24
    The Lawyers says:

    Re-trial…..bring it on

  25. 25
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Bake me a pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 26
    The Army says:

    By failing Duncan Shite in his army officers exames lossed the country billions. No goverment would have sent the troops the IRAQ with Duncan Shite involved in leading it.

  27. 27
    LIE-bour Party says:

    Meg Hillier and Diane Abbott are two useless MPs in Hackney that do nothing, along with the Labour Council. One is a feminist baiter, the other is a race baiter, something a divided Hackney does not need.

  28. 28
    Neil Windbag says:

    Hey!Hey! What about me?

  29. 29
    Ed Milipede says:

    Ed Miliband: ‘Is that a man or a woman?’

  30. 30
    Ed Miliballs says:

    The Martha and Miliband Show (BBC Radio 4, World at One)

  31. 31
    Sue Denim says:

    Wilson was a communist traitor.
    Foot was an adulterous imbicile.
    Smith died before he could show his inability.

  32. 32
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    It is me innit?

  33. 33
    Cuthbert says:

    Oh Hi Nick

  34. 34
    Ted Miliballs says:

    Ed Milliband Swindon Labour Stumble Fail

  35. 35
    Moshe says:

    Swings and roundabouts.

  36. 36
    Cuthbert says:

    They didn’t give you a free pie?

  37. 37
    BBC (British Bashing C**ts). says:

    Ed Milliband repeats himself

  38. 38
    Sue Denim says:


  39. 39
    Samwell says:

    That face. I’ll admit it. I popped a rubbery one.

  40. 40

    That gives Cameron a bit more breathing space, and time to twist the Sun shaped blade he currently has embedded in M’iliband most delicately.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  41. 41
    Fabien "F***wit' Society says:

    2014 European election broadcast (ver3): Labour (16May14)

  42. 42
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He should try the Suarez route and try biting his opponents instead of sniffing them :-)

  43. 43
    who's the twat? says:

    nest year? when is that, and you might want to fuck off over to the guardian pages dick head

  44. 44
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Which Army are you meant to be? You can’t be the British Army as what you’ve written isn’t in English.

  45. 45
    Mad as a box of frogs says:

    Naaah, it’s a sweating fat bird.

  46. 46
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    O/T – but worth something:–
    topic …speaker watch
    student visa fraud involves university of Bedfordshire. I wounder who its chancellor is?

    might be worth a poke.

  47. 47
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Just remind me how many billions did the last Labour government waste?

    What you’ve listed is pocket change in comparison you fucking leftard mong.

  48. 48
    Johnny English says:

    It is criminal that someone of his ability is not a Cabinet Minister.

  49. 49
    Bosun Higgs says:

    I’ve never understood why shares can’t just be auctioned for whatever they will fetch. What’s the point of a Stock Market placing, except to make money for advisers, brokers, banks and other parasites?

  50. 50
    No Bite in the Tackle says:

    So, they’re still some way ahead of Ed, then? He WAS astoundingly feeble today. His complete inability to think on his feet and just keep trotting out the same old guff which everybody has seen before reminded me of the England midfield.

  51. 51
    Dave is in Deep Do Dos says:

    BBC reporting that the Judge is asking did Dave deliberately scupper the trial with his premature statement yesterday to get Coulson off?

  52. 52
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Smith died because….?

    Wasn’t it a convenient heart attack for a certain multi-millionaire war criminal!

  53. 53
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mummy, David, anybody…

    HELP !!

  54. 54
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He must be thinking of owls :-)

  55. 55
    Labour: One Nation. One Craphole says:

    Ed Miliband: highlights of Labour Party conference speech

    Ed Miliband : “Have you ever seen a more incompetent, hopeless, out of touch, u-turning, pledge-breaking, make it up as you go along, back of the envelope, miserable shower than this Prime Minister and this Government?”

    Answer: Yes Ed. I have. The last Labour Government led by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, followed by you and your shadow ministry.

  56. 56
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I’m the brains behind the operation.
    Honestly, I am !

    What exactly is collateral damage?

  57. 57
    Dave is in Contempt of the Law says:

    Cameron’s statement forced the Judge to discharge the Jury and end the trial

  58. 58
    David Axlegrease says:

  59. 59
    Mycroft says:

    You’re porker already… but if I can poison it I’ll gladly bake you one.

  60. 60

    Miliband is puny compared to anyone really.

  61. 61
    David Minibanana says:

    who are ya ? Who are ya ? Who are ya ?

  62. 62
    Slave says:

    We need a Master baiter.

  63. 63
    Suarez says:

    He no want to bite pork

  64. 64
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    What makes Ed even more weak is that the Labour Party is weak to be tolerating him

  65. 65
    Ed Rolls says:

    Do You Really Know Ed Balls?

  66. 66
    Mycroft says:


    If you dump shares on to the market the price will crash, the only way to maintain prices is to ‘buy off’ the very parties that would otherwise trash the price.

    The real issue is that Gov’s won’t stratify placement into the market, it is not hard to do, it is no longer expensive thanks to technology and there are no excuses for doing it the way they do.

    That is the real wrong involved here, process incompetence.

  67. 67
    Ed Rolls says:

    Youtube Search: Do You Really Know Ed Balls?

    Youtube Channel: SunlightCOPS

    (In case this website deletes the Youtube video).

  68. 68
    Death by Bongo says:

    Ed Millibland couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a canoe… Labour are screwed.

  69. 69
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    You would have gobbed & slobbered all over the front bench whilst blethering nothing of interest. SSDD

  70. 70
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    What is that meant to mean?

    Have you been made to work for a living like the rest of us? Is that why you’ve got sand up your fanny about IDS?

    I suggest you dry your eyes you scrounging softcock and get over it. The days of doing nothing for something are hopefully over so man up and deal with it you whinging little bitch.

  71. 71
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    It’s hard to type on a touchscreen with a pair of hooks.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    What on Earth is wrong with Balls, Hattie, the dreadful Maria Eagles etc that they just sit there like nodding dogs while the Milliband car crash is developing in front of their eyes ?

  73. 73
    MrNedward says:

    So labour are right to do things that they know that they should apologise for?

    So that means that they think that they are right to do the wrong things.

    They make the clueless look competent.

  74. 74
    MrNedward says:

    I do believe that they had a spending black hole of 165 Billion pounds in 2009-2010.

    I think Ed Miliband had been practicing those questions in front of a mirror thinking of himself as being a decisive and masterful QC with forensic accuracy in breaking down the Prime Minister and getting him to admit to being incompetent…

    I guess he had not read the Leveson Report after all. If he had, he would have realised that all those questions have been asked and answered, before a judge and under oath.

    (I am still waiting for Piers Morgan to be charged with purjury for his testimony)

    I have rarely, ever seen a leader of the opposition look so utterly clueless. The one exception was Miliband’s woefully inept reply to the budget speech, in which he utterly failed to mention that specific budget at all.

  75. 75
    jgm2 says:

    Conditioning. They all sat through the Imbecility. They figure that this is what it’s like for Labour leaders.

  76. 76
    The two Muppets says:

    Please ,please keep Ed Miliband as Labour Leader , I did not think
    that it was possible to be so inept and useless . Could you imagine
    this muppet on the world stage with Putin or Obama ? They would
    eat him alive .

  77. 77
    Milimarx says:


    I can’t stop thinking about bloody owls!

  78. 78
    nim says:

    RoyalMail by £1.5BILLION – Vince Cable

    NorthernRock by £4.8BILLION – A bankrupt bank

    Lloyds by £2.3BILLION – A bankrupt bank

    4G by £1.2BILLION – a made up figure

  79. 79
    *shudder* says:

    No thanks

  80. 80
    hu says:

    Baroness Howells of St Davids

  81. 81
    RWG says:

    An Owl’s nest is called a Burrow.

  82. 82
    DR says:

    Those tits moving about behind distracted him … and those sitting alongside too!

  83. 83
    fhip says:

    I remember another potential Labour pm in waiting dying swiftly of such an obscure disease that MI5 were concerned enough to look at it.
    I suspect Ed will buck the trend hopefully.

  84. 84

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  85. 85
    ukip.I.am says:

    The Miliband is some sort of robot. It seems to buffer at times.

  86. 86
    Bill de Burgh says:

    When Sillymand promised owls for everyone…
    This was in fact to be Trafalgar pigeons, shared out one between two and subject to means-testing and only available in London/the Home Counties
    When he promised pies for everyone…
    This was in fact to be halal-only pork pies.
    And with Abbotopotamus to be given first refusal.

  87. 87
    Stu says:

    You fucking moron even the BBC admit that the reason Coulson was not vetted was because the head of the civil service chose not to do it. It had nothing to do with Cameron.

  88. 88
    FarmerGiles says:

    Lives or £

  89. 89
    John says:

    Sometimes moments come along where you realise the joking has really got to stop and people need to get very serious about who is going to run the country.

    This is that moment for Miliband. He really needs to step down. How the fuck can he survive a moment like this and his reaction to it?

  90. 90
    Knighty46 says:

    Does this mob sit there saying nothing, hoping he gives another sh1te performance so that one of them can slither in and lever him out?

  91. 91
    Knighty46 says:

    Blackberry pie?

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    My dog would eat him alive. I would let him too.

  93. 93
    Guffaws says:

    If he’s the best Labour have got… it’s hilarious!

  94. 94
    UKIP responding positively says:

    If Cameron is the best the pseudo Conservatives have it’s bloody tragic.

  95. 95
    Gladys White says:

    Miliband MEGA-fail

  96. 96
    Voice of reason says:

    Disgusting welsh windbag ,you and your freeloading family ,failed schoolteacher wife ,possibly bi sexual son married to Danish PM living in Switzerland for tax reasons trying to be an MP in South Wales ,safe labour seat.when will these people ( I vote labour cos my miner dad did ) realize people like Blair and Mandlesson and spear Chukka do not have an ounce of socialism in them

  97. 97

    Don’t care what you say, Millithroid will get in because of boundaries, millionaire comedians, the Beeb and the illiterate dole mongs who, oddly, are still allowed to vote. Add a sprinkle of Campus commissars, lefty grauniad readers and hey lefto! we’re fucked for another 13 years thanks to FabriHunts and that other duck pond moat twatt. Tories the nasty party? Not nasty enough – see you at the gulag

  98. 98

    My keyboard thinks a C is an H. Khoontz is a US author

  99. 99
    Mel O'Fruitfulness says:

    Were you not alive when Ted Heath was Prime Minister?

  100. 100
    The real Ed Balls says:

    Don’t mention car crash

  101. 101
    Gordon Brown says:

    Should have gone to cash my gold.
    Worked for me!

  102. 102
    Roma Bert. says:

    I’m blick and a minority, can I be PM ? :)

  103. 103
    Bomber Harris says:

    No steak and owl pie

  104. 104
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Lloyd s was fine until Brown forced it to buy one of his Scottish Ponzi Banks

  105. 105
    roger says:

    When I read the details on vetting on a gov. website it seemed that DV is just the old positive vetting (PV) from decades ago but with a stupid jobsworthspeak name.
    Everybody who could find themselves in the tunnel under Whitehall, press spinners included, used to be PV’d. Ismell a rat.

  106. 106
    roger says:

    Just don’t snort-up in the portaloos.

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