June 24th, 2014

WATCH: Miliband: “This Taints Cameron’s Government”

“I think David Cameron has very, very serious questions to answer because we now know that he brought a criminal into the heart of Downing Street. David Cameron was warned about Andy Coulson, the evidence mounted up against Andy Coulson, David Cameron must have had his suspicions about Andy Coulson, and yet he refused to act.

I believe this isn’t just a serious error of judgement, this taints David Cameron’s government because we now know that he put his relationship with Rupert Murdoch ahead of doing the right thing when it came to Andy Coulson. I think David Cameron must do much more than an apology, he owes the country an explanation for why he did not act on these allegations against Andy Coulson, why as the evidence piled up he didn’t do anything, and he’s got to explain.”

Roll on PMQs tomorrow…


  1. 1
    cheche says:

    Is the chair for his imaginary friend?

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  3. 3
    Banned says:

    Typical opportunistic BS from the weirdo son of a man who hated Britain.

  4. 4
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Opportunist Twat. What about Damien McBride? If one wants to do a bit of archaeology–what about Campbell? If falsifying intelligence information that precipitated a war isn’t criminal–what is?

  5. 5
    Owen Jones Q.C. says:

    REMINDER There is a strict liability contempt rule for pending verdicts: criticism of either defendants, or the prosecution, not recommended.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    He can only imagine that he has friends.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    he wasn’t a criminal when he employed him

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    When is the disgusting Ed Multimillionaireband going to apologise for the Labour Government trashing the Country?

  9. 9

    Party political on behalf of the Labour Party:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Skua says:

    What a sanctimonious twat !

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    Fishy says:

    So if Cameron has to explain why he didn’t act…doesn’t Miliband have to explain why Labour, in Government at the time of this wrongdoing and at the time of Motorman,…did fuck-all about hacking.

    What a condescending, pompous, hateful, hypocritical, opportunistic cu’nt Miliband is.

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    WMD - Weird Milliband Disaster says:

    Some would say that misleading Parliament and taking this country to war resulting in the deaths of half a million Iraqi’s was a much bigger crime and requires a much better explanation from Labour.

  13. 13

    Of course does Sillyband have any untainted friends?

  14. 14
    M says:

    Ed milliband will introduce a policy that every court in the land should have a kangaroo

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    Mycroft says:

    UKIP are the only winners here… tomorrow will see them damage each other.

    I love stupid people, they are like little clockwork toys.

    Go go go boys… beat each other off.

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    Harbottle says:

    A non issue at a time when the country is being overrun by the third world riffraff invited here by the last Labour government.

  17. 17
    Chukkas Posher Brother says:

    Stuart Kuttner got of because he is having problems with his memory since being arrested. Another baffling case of a rare medical condition called ErnestSaunderitis

  18. 18
    Wiggy says:

    Don’t you just want to punch him in the throat?

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    Bed Fellows says:

    I don’t suppose Ed is much bothered about the Pyjama parties that Gordon organised for the Murdoch’s at Chequers then.

    There’s getting into bed with Murdoch and there’s getting into bed.

  20. 20
    Owhine Jones says:

    Any one who says ‘very very’ should have stayed on the school debate team.

  21. 21
    Weasels says:

    Watton Medical Practice, Norfolk.

    Glad I’m not a patient at this hole.
    The staff should be hanging their heads in utter shame.

  22. 22
    The Public says:

    Ed something is weird.

  23. 23
    Fishy says:

    Serial trougher Margaret Moran had that too

  24. 24
    cheche says:

    But its given the BBC something to talk about. They cant talk about the peace lovers shooting each other and then coming home for their bennies.

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    Yasmine & Diane (the new Hale & Pace but definitely not white because white people are racist) says:

    Saying things we don’t like – you’ve been warned!

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    Hardly opportunist. Say what you like about Red Ed, but everyone thought he was mad to go up against Murdoch. There were extreme and credible threats to destroy him personally and politically.

    He took a huge risk and went a long way to cleaning up one of the more corrosive facts of British political life. It would be churlish to deny him the credit. (Fun, though!)

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    DtP says:

    Whoa there petal, just whoa there. I think you’ll find that Mr Chilcott’s whitewash paint is available in a host of colours as long as it’s white. Now move along, back to the phone stuff and Charlotte Church, there’s a good man.

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    David Axlegrease says:

    Much better, Ed. Much, much better !

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    Lenny Fucking Henry?. Is he making Labour policy now? says:

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    Diane Abbott says:

    The more you open your mouth, the more you look a weird nonce – now where is ma CHIKAANN

  31. 31
    Fishy says:

    ‘No, I didn’t know what McBride was up to (blink, blink, blink)…’

    ‘No, I would never brief against anyone (blink, blink, blink)…’

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    The Owl has landed says:

    For some reason when I saw Taints I read Talons.

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    The Critic says:

    And what of Blair? Mr Moralpede did not seem to have any problem working for him did he? I suppose a few foreign interventions don’t matter do they? Labour never put their relationship with Murdoch ahead of doing the right thing did they?

    I think MilliEpicFail has some serious questions to answer too.

    PS- any news on publishing the Falkirk enquiry papers yet Ed?

    Crawl back under your stone.

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    ED MILIMONG says:


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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    How much of this shit occurred before Cameron became PM, and why did so little happen during the time Labour was in office?

  36. 36
    Twit Twit or Two says:

    Where is his Owl?

  37. 37
    Fishy says:

    So Balls was wrong to announce one of the verdicts in Parliament when the jury were still considering other charges.

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    Bacon Bun Nayshon says:

    Even anachronistic socialist throwback, Ed Balls thinks Milliband is a twat.
    Would you trust this man to run our country?
    He would be constantly butt-fucked by every other foreign leader.

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Yes as if Labour had neve tried to cultivate a relationship with Murdoch. Does he really expect us to be as stupid as he is in even suggesting such nonsense. Now if he was to question Camerons blind aarogance in ignoring warning signs & being reliant only on a narrow band of like minded cronies then he would be onto something.

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    An owl says:

    I think the real issue is why are you selling my race into SLAVERY?

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Judge’s comments: “I’ve been made aware of the commenting thats gone on since the verdicts have been announced and urge restraint”

    So 6 questions from Miliband tomorrow at PMQs

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    Yesterday's news says:

    The country and public is no longer interested in this.

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    jgm2 says:

    Parliamentary privilege.

    It doesn’t allow you to make false expense claims but it does allow you to make allegations without pussy-footing around. Good thing too.

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    Fishy says:

    When is Balls due in court to answer the charges of fleeing the scene of an accident?

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    Bacon Bun Nayshon says:

    Surely WMD can go off topic? Is the format not like Treasury Questions?
    Works for Ed Balls.

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    Diane Abbotopotamus says:


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    bergen says:

    Hardly flowing oratory. Brings to mind Denis Healey’s jibe about being savaged by a dead sheep. By rights Cameron should be in deep trouble but the combination of the other acquittals and Milliband’s snooze-making attempt at denunciation makes me think he’s going to get away with it.

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    Roma Bert. says:

    Ed is a pompous Hunt.

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    Trial by post says:

    He’s not going to court, pleading guilty in the post with mitigating circumstances.

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    The Sun says:

    Hardly Harriet “PIE” Harman is it Ed?

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    An owl says:

    What gives you the right to own my children, you fat, troughing, race-card playing swamp troll?

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Fatbot, is you just a c**n or are you a full black n****r ?

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    Fishy says:

    Don’t think it extends to commenting on live trials though. That is a breach of privilege for which I fear Mr Balls-up will be required to apologise.

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    Ed Miliband’s FULL attack on David Cameron over the Coulson phone hacking saga.

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    applecart says:

    No – all Ed did was kick Murdoch when he was down, as the phone hacking scandal established itself fully. When he thought Murdoch was “up” again he posed with a copy of The Sun. Now that Cameron is temporarily down he’s kicking him where it hurts as well. Miliband is a typical Saturday night kicking opportunist egged on by his other desperate political thug friends.

    Can’t kick Brookes or the others in Murdoch’s stable after the judgement but Cameron is a soft target after an immediate apology regarding Coulson. (How long did it take Brown to apologise about McBride? Even then it was dragged out of him). Miliband is cowardly scum behaving in the natural Labour Party way. There will not be a peep out of him now regarding Murdoch. No soft underbelly there to attack at present

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    David Cameron’s FULL apology over hiring Andy Coulson over the phone hacking saga.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Has the prat found another bandwagon to jump on?He is pathetic.

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    EVERYBODY cultivated relationships with Murdoch. He owned British politics. That’s why Red Ed clearly proved his unfitness for office by taking the insane risk of challenging the status quo.

    But since his gamble paid off, we should give him his due. Fair’s fair.

    That doesn’t mean we have to like anything else he has done. Or failed to do. And it certainly doesn’t mean having any respect at all for his predecessors.

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    Wondering just what sort of porn was on that laptop and if anyone was wearing their uniforms?

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    The two Muppets says:

    I do not think that the Murdochs have finished with Red Ed yet .
    Revenge is a dish best served up cold .

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    Jack Ketch. says:

    Race and Social Mobility? How about F.I.F.O.!

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    jgm2 says:

    We’ll see but my bet would be that Balls is off the hook on this. Glad to be proven wrong and have the pleasure of seeing him appear in court to explain himself. Maybe they could roll all his pending court appearances up into his ‘leaving the scene of an accident’ one.

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    Anonymous says:

    Remind us Ed, what did the last government do about it, even though it happened on their watch and had already been mooted as being far more widespread than Clive Goodman’s original offence? All the while they had the support if The Sun and NOTW, you did absolutely fuck all. You didn’t give a flying fuck until the thirst.for revenge kicked off against Murdoch for switching sides.

    This kind of pathetically opportunistic bandwagon jumping is why a notable number of people who actually bother to vote are opting for the “a plague on both your houses” attitude, whilst 35% of those eligible didn’t bother voting at all in 2010.

    Miliband is a pathetic joke, just like Cameron and he should be winding his neck in with shame, not proving to us all just how unelectable he is for the umpteenth time.

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    THINKING things we don’t like…

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    jgm2 says:

    The ‘mitigating circumstance’ presumably being that he didn’t realise the incident was caught on CCTV and he thought he’d get away with it.

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    jgm2 says:

    I wonder will Cameron draw people’s attention to the fact that it was under a Tory government that this prosecution took place while it was a Labour government that failed to find any evidence while, coincidentally, Murdoch was supporting Labour.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Which “relationship with Rupert Murdoch” would that be, Ed?

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    Cinna says:

    Milliband is a bigot.

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    Charlotte Harris on the Andy Coulson verdict / Leveson whitewash on phone hacking saga.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    wtf are you talking about?. You mean by waving the free copy of the Sun around last week like it’s the new bible, yeah, really hitting Murdoch where it hurts.

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    Jen The Blue says:

    Pathetic Miliband! I am no fan of Dave, but just suppose he had hired Ms Brooks instead? Now she has been found Not Guilty would Miliband have been congratulating Dave on his sound decision and lack of pre-judgement?

    Somehoe I think not.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    criminals in government??how many labour mps ended up in jail from the last government?

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    Fishy says:


    He’ll probably use the defence of not knowing that he’d hit another car…but if my memory serves me he’s stymied on that having already changed his story a couple of times.

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    Robert Maxwell says:

    Cuckoo! Anyone remember me?

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    Ticket collector says:

    Who wrote that load of bullshit? It was certainly not Ed as he has shown himself as being entirely incapable of string two coherent sentences together (without completely losing the plot).

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    Ticket collector says:

    Who TF is Charlotte Harris? And who gave her permission to appear on my computer?

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    The two Muppets says:

    Yes and then apologising , Miliband is a weasel and he has a
    lot to answer for . A weak uninspiring individual .

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    Ticket collector says:

    If you two dipsticks do not like what we are thinking and saying, why don’t you both fukov back where you came from – then you would not be subject to all this self-centred anguish we keep hearing about. Planes leave at midnight.

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    The two Muppets says:

    And do not mention Death Camp Burnham and Mid Staffs .

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    Ticket collector says:

    The staff should be hanging from the rafters.

    There FIFY.

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    Helpful says:

    The proper way to deal with allegations is trial by jury. The Mitchell case shows what happens if you get too excited by allegations. Will the Leader of the Opposition by apologising to Mr Mitchell in due course?

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    Anonymous says:

    Unlikely – neither he nor Crosby are that aware of the glaringly obvious.

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    sorry seems to be the hardest word says:

    Yep-talking of criminals in the heart of Downing St.
    has Blair been arrested yet?

    Thousands died because of his illegal war.

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    i want to know says:

    Had Balls been drinking that night?

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    Fingers n Toes +Two says:

    He has been nstructed to appear in person 5 August @ Leeds

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    Ticket collector says:

    Did you not see that dim airhead female on the news sofa a couple of weeks ago who displayed her full ignorance by asking what ‘anachronistic’ meant as she had never heard the word before.

    Where do the telly folk find this dimdim women?

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    Ticket collector says:

    * these (there are a lot more than one of them!)

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    Check facts first says:

    Brought a criminal into Downing Street! That`s rich We elected the biggest one of all who resided there for years and Ed Miliband served under him. Cheeky sod.

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    Ticket collector says:

    The Hippo came from Jamaica, so she must have an ancestor somewhere who was sold into slavery by her own kind in Africa. She should consider herself extremely lucky as if they had missed her antecedent she would still be wandering the unmarked tracks of Africa with piles of firewood on her head. Ungrateful racist cow she is.

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    Ticket collector says:

    Still got time to email them (if you are not an uneducated incompetent computer-illiterate UKIP supporter that is, of course).

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    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:

    How about Bliare and Murdoch, is he not the Godfather to murdoch’s child?

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    eddie byrne says:

    good job Dave didn’t skint the country and allow the third world to invade the UK holding their hands out, any chance of an apology for that Mr. Miliband.

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    Prince Rupert says:

    Labour were in the pocket of Murdoch, he had his placemen across the political structure. This was a deal done by Blair and Campbell, and with the BBC and Murdoch onside the Tories were trashed again and again, It was the slow realisation that labour were incompetent and corrupt and the arrival of blog sites, such as this esteemed site, that the truth was out and Labour lost. Red Ed did not take on Murdoch, he tried to embarrass Cameron and Cameron used the hacking affair to rid British politics of Murdoch. Eds tactic has backfired on Labour as Murdoch is keeping a low profile now and his power has gone. Cameron cleared up British politics from the awful spin and deceit created by Labour’s close connection with Murdoch. I suspect Coulson will get a few months in an open prison, and even get off on appeal. Of all the charges laid they have only got him on one I believe, so its all a storm in a teacup.

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    Constitution geek. says:

    He’s more than a hunt. Given he’s never had a real job you would think that; at least, he would understand our system of government but clearly doesn’t when he says ‘this taints David Cameron’s government’. For the avoidance of all doubt I’ll confirm for the idiot IT ISN’T DAVID CAMERON’S GOVERNMENT. It’s the Queen’s government that David Cameron has the honour to lead. Stupid socialist pr**ick.

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    Buzz in if you hear repetition says:

    I would like to work for Rt Hon Ed Miliband because I can write speeches for him that have the names David Cameron and Andy Coulson in every sentence, not just most of them. My speech would say

    “David Cameron Andy Coulson was Andy Coulson David Cameron is the same as Andy Coulson David Cameron in 10 Downing street with David Cameron and Andy Coulson with Rupert Murdock and Andy Coulson plus David Cameron ”

    Do I get the job ?

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    The trick, I am told, is to get the tongue right down inside the back of the trousers.

  97. 97

    What can Milipede really say about anything when he is in any way related to Blair!

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    Anonymous says:

    In Egypt they jail journalists – The Journalists are outraged.
    In Britain they jail journalists – The Journalists are outraged they didn’t jail more of them.

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    Oh no he hasn't says:

    His office has told ITV News that he does not have to attend court and intends to respond in writing.


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    Fishy says:

    It was interesting that some BBC said, ‘let’s summarise the evidence against Coulson’….then proceeded to report nothing…there was none.

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    Fishy says:

    Arrogant tosser.

    He can respond in writing, but at the end of the day it’s not up to him. The Magistrates will decided whether he needs to appear or not.

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    Big D says:

    Well talking of criminals Mr Balls what about you standing up in Parliament and demanding the Anthony Blair get the thumb strew treatment for war crimes .
    Far worse than a bit of phone hacking dont you think .
    Think this trial was a complete waste of time and money especially as the paper had it appears already paid out huge sums to those effected and who seemingly had accepted the same.
    Surely that was compensation for any hurt caused and should have been an end of it .

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    Caliphate R Us says:

    And don’t come up with shite about being born here, if a dogs born in a stable it doesn’t make it a horse, just being born here doesn’t make you English.

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    and says:

    Will he automatically lose his licence?

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    BigBlackGayCocks.com says:

    Black Jack here need any help beating off?.

  106. 106
    .Caliphate R Us says:

    Need money to buy bullets. init.

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    Anonymous says:

    To do that he would have to not be a Hunt.

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    who why what where when says:

    The only outraged ones are the usual suspects-
    leftie journalists and commentators who rejoiced
    when the NoTW was closed and shamed themselves
    by backing Leveson.
    Thanks to them,the NUJ and Labour, press freedom
    is steadily being eroded.

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    .Caliphate R Us says:

    Woman who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot is a dirty fat woman.

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    HA HA HA! says:

    Steve Coogan, Hugh Grant, Grauniad, BBC – Stick it up your arses!!!!

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    Cynic says:

    Ed you had a War Criminal Leading your party

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    Cynic says:

    Someone please throw Ed a bit of cheese to shut him up

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    Sows R US says:

    Shed be a bit lighter as well.

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    Truthspeaker says:

    “Lenny Fucking Henry?. Is he making Labour policy now?”


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    Hideously White says:

    Wasn’t that scoundrel Blair very close to Rupert and Wendi…..?

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    The Thick of It says:

    How many Labour MPs have been in prison?

    Answers on a GIANT postcard

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    When will Harriet’s PIE see the real light of day, its a disgrace, but this is Britain in 2014. A deepening cesspit of money grubbing sickos.

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    Cessida Dick says:

    Only the Commissioner.

  119. 119
    Border Terrier says:

    Rebekah I love you. Love & kisses to Kings Place too. Cheer up boys & girls.

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    Bacon Bun Nayshun says:

    Coulson wasn’t a criminal when he joined Downing Street team.

    But Labour did have a PM who started An illegal war and the six parliamentarians convicted of expenses fraud were all Labour Politicians.

    What’s your point,Ed?

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    Ed Milliband says:

    Andy Coulson

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    caronia says:

    Has Mr Ed got one original thought in his er ‘ed?
    Every comment he makes is straight out of the ‘Labour Party In Opposition’ textbook.
    I’m surprised he didn’t have his usual gaggle of young interns with balloons standing behind him.
    No experience of real life,and yet he wants to tell us how to conduct ours. Go and get a job son and come back in a few years when you’ve got some dirt under your fingernails (metaphorically speaking) and then perhaps we can have a chat.

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    Funambulist says:

    BBC Radio 4 PM still pushing the line that the Now hacked Millie Dowler’s phone – even though the judge recently ruled that they didn’t! The same lie being reiterated by Chris Bryant and other Labour MPs in their interviews. Of course.

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    Damian III says:

    Yeah, really – odd that Coulson was hung out to dry and Brooks was exonerated. The Dowler incident happened under HER watch. Coulson, though I hold no candle for him has been scapegoated as it was politically expedient for those who ‘would be king’.

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    Ad hock says:

    There are so many skeletons in the Labour cupboard, they should leave well alone (if they had any sense or a leader worth a damn!)

  126. 126
    DCL says:

    Just ask yourself, who would you rather spend an hour in the pub with?

    A guy who gave a chap a second chance and became his friend OR a guy who stabbed in own brother in the back and looks like Plug from The Bash Street Kids?

  127. 127
    Barry says:

    I find it hilarious that the party which employed Alistair Campbell and Damian McBride now want an inquest into the hiring of Andy Coulson.

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    the rat pack says:

    I hope weird Ed doesn’t think he’ll be PM now!

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    Miliband Grasping at Straws says:

    Quite right, Miliband has to say something at every PMQT and yes, this is thin stuff. Cameron knew the defendants well but so did Blair and Miliband. Indeed, Miliband was lined up to talk to Murdoch before the hacking scandal broke. Both parties ignore Murdoch at their peril.

    Does the little rubber-faced tosser think that Cameron should have hounded Coulson as though he were guilty before any legal process? Even though he could, like the others, have got off?

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    Oh yeah, that illegal war the tories voted for, since 140 labourMPs voted against it.

  131. 131
    caronia says:

    Plug,You’re showing your age !! Great comparison though.

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    Pissed Off says:

    Blair was elected to serve and protect the British people, not the inhabitants of Iraq. His crime is to have sold British foreign policy for US$s. He sent 179 British servicemen and women to be killed in Iraq for no valid reason. He ingratiated himself with the right wing Republican Party for his own ends, not ours.

    Hasn’t he done well?

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    caronia says:

    He does,He’ll be having a meeting this evening on how best to capitalise on the situation.

  134. 134
    We know the BBC is bent says:

    When’s he going to apologise for having physcho Blair, warmonger et al, running the country?

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    If Cam wants to pay me £200k a year to point out such things, I’m game.

    After all, his antipodean buddy ain’t cutting the mustard.

  136. 136
    Bacon Bun Nayshun says:

    Parliament voted for it based on the WMD lies pedalled by Labour.

    Still, half a million dead and the proliferation of global extremism was a price worth paying wasn’t it, just so Bliar could suck Bush’s cock.

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    Seychelles here I come... says:

    Milligram knew Baldwin was a cokehead, but he still employed him as his press secretary.

  138. 138
    Ted Miliballs says:

    Ed Miliband: ‘Is that a man or a woman?’

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    Tony B.Liar says:

    Ed Milliband repeats himself.

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    I Hate Blair Too says:

    He can say that Blair was Leader of the Labour Party when it was elected by a landslide in 1997. He can say that the Great Unwashed knew about Prime Minister Blair when they elected him and his party TWICE more. He can say that Blair was never ousted by the party in the way Thatcher was by the Tories. He can say that he was only a SPAD when Blair was in office and not a minister.

    Associating with Blair is not his crime. Having no economic strategy, having no new ideas, being a creation of scriptwriters, focus groups and image consultants IS!

  141. 141
    Peter Manhandleson says:

    Ed Miliband: highlights of Labour Party conference speech

    Ed Miliband : “Have you ever seen a more incompetent, hopeless, out of touch, u-turning, pledge-breaking, make it up as you go along, back of the envelope, miserable shower than this Prime Minister and this Government?”

    Answer: Yes Ed. I have. The last Labour Government led by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, followed by you and your shadow ministry.

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    Bill de Burgh says:

    Miliband is in negotiations with Brian Pern to write Labour’s election campaign theme music, tentatively entitled “Return to the Land of the Crab”

  143. 143
    Mycroft says:

    They need no help, they’ve been at it for years.

    It’s legal now you know!

    BTW, have you heard the latest? Suarez’s next kit includes a Hannibal Lecter mask…

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    Can we have the News of the Screws back now please? says:

    I sense a lot of hatred for Milliband in these posts, dunno why. But if he fell under a bus tomorrow a lot of Labour’s grandees would be mighty pleased

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    Tony Blair is god says:

    One el in Miliband, tosser

  146. 146
    Cyril Smith says:

    I think you are overheating Ed.

    Let me wipe you down with my wet sponge.

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    The guy who served Ed Miliband the bacon s says:

    That’s was quite disturbing and creepy on that on that day.

    I still have nightmares of him eating that bacon sandwich.

    It put me off eating sandwiches for couple of days.

    I shouldn’t have served him that bacon sandwich because he looked odd and sounded very creepy when he was talking to me. He kept talking about Labour’s “One Nation” ideology and the “Cost of Living crisis”.

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    The guy who served Ed Miliband. says:

    I still feel bad for that bacon sandwich.

  149. 149
    Brian Perrish says:

    I can’t believe you’re still alive Cyril Smith.

    Who’s been hiding you from the public? Gary Glitter? Harriet Harman? Ex P.I.E members? The NSPCC? The BBC?

    I better inform the Police and Scotland Yard that you are still on the loose. Otherwise I will assemble a national mob to hunt you down and get you WHACKED.

  150. 150
    Captain Foulenough says:

    Labour get away with everything. There’s no balance. None whatever.

  151. 151

    Really? IDS was campaigning for that war in 2002, funny that. Still, good to see the propaganda merchants working at on this one.

    Meanwhile, however, Miliband scuppered the tory war on Syria :-)

  152. 152
    geordieboy says:

    Mountains and molehills come to mind over this spat. Labour are still pissed off when Murdoch changed sides. Anyone remember the Labour MP tearing up a copy of the Sun in full view of the cameras.

  153. 153
    geordieboy says:

    Foreskin cheese?

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    And labour lords.

  155. 155
    Bacon Bun Nayshun says:

    Your IDS ‘curveball’ is quite apt, given it was the Iraqi source of that name whose WMD ‘evidence’ was found to be lies.

    Evidence will show that Blair knew Iraq had no NBC capability and that in fact it was Libya who posed the biggest threat at the time.

    It was following his meeting with Bush in April 2002 that he requested a dossier be produced to legitimise their agreement to launch an invasion of Iraq and engineer regime change. Even going so far as to create a 45 minute capability, which IDS then referred to in the debate.

    It was even Blair’s assessment that such action would not trigger factional fighting within Iraq after Saddam had been removed.

    It must be wonderful for you to be able to ignore the facts.

    Makes life so much simpler.

    Love the website by the way (#getalife).

  156. 156
    RWG says:

    They weren’t born here..

    Deportation sounds good.

  157. 157
    Disillusioned says:

    I believe this isn’t just a serious error of judgement, this taints Ed Milibands’ Opposition because we now know that he put his relationship with Len McClusky ahead of doing the right thing

  158. 158
    RWG says:

    What goes “pshhhhpzpl”?

    Robert Maxwells’ last cigar.

  159. 159
    Disillusioned says:

    Sincerity is the main thing -if you can fake it you’ve got it made

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