June 24th, 2014

UKIP Supporters Fill Chuka’s Inbox


  1. 1
    • 14
      Liar.Politicians says:

      But, Ed Miliband is a GREAT party leader, John “Two Jags and shags” Prescott said so……


      • 36
        Local Northern Yokel says:

        Can I let it be known that most northerners think Prescott is an embarrassing fat windbag that only became deputy PM as a concession to the unions. Why he still gets air time I dunno.

        Liked by 2 people

        • 46
          The Lone Ranger says:

          Prescott utterly disgusts me. He didn’t have the guts to find himself a pole dancer but had to hit on an ordinary civil servant.


          • Twampersand mk II says:

            He’s got loads of guts.


          • Pathfinder Prescott says:

            I never understood why people weren’t more grateful when I knocked down the homes they had lived in all their lives, and rebuilt brand new houses they couldn’t afford


          • Reg 511 says:

            and a lot of them I built on flood plains, fantastic!


          • Vlad the Loudhailer says:

            And most of the new Pathfinder houses we didn’t build because we ran out of other peoples money.


        • 50
          Anonymous says:

          No we don’t, most Northerners think Prezzo’s done us proud


          • Local Northern Yokel says:

            List his greatest achievements….I’ll start you off:
            #1 Greatest socialist clown that ever lived.


          • Geordie Greggs-Piegobbler says:

            Bollocks. He’s done himself proud and no other fucker.


          • Reg 511 says:

            #2 Made a TV documentary with today’s ufe about class when a young kid declared ‘we’re not working class! None of us work!

            He’s in touch with reality!


          • Welsh, not northern says:

            The fat, useless, waste of chemicals was born in Wales and regards himself as Welsh.


    • 22
      Eurograph says:

      Ed may be wondering why there is a bottle of whisky and a revolver on his desk then on May 8th 2015.


      • 57
        Col Blimp & now Voting UKIP Org.... says:

        “I say there Bar Steward !!!” A large G & T with Ice & a Slice, now don’t
        just stand there like a lost prat, jump to it……

        I am waiting……….


      • 79
        Joe Public who will continue to Vote for UKIP ORG at May 2015 GE says:

        Next time Chuck Amona is on the DP when he is not playing

        with his VERY EXPENSIVE watch collection & will Brillo ask

        him if he knows how to open & answer his EMAILS !!!

        Very doubtful from this conceited self important twa*t

        VOTE UKIP………to fcuking screw the ConsLieLaborLebDims

        anti-Democracy Alliance………….

        Liked by 1 person

    • 24
      The Ghost of Crippen says:

      Bloody good idea! Thanks for this!


    • 83
      Mark Oaten says:

      I wish someone would fill my inbox ;)


  2. 2

    Yes, I thought I’d messed up, but it was just his bulging box…


  3. 3
    FrankFisher says:


    Liked by 1 person

  4. 4
    Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

    End the scandal of working poverty | Archbishop reveals plans for 1 million more to receive living wage



    • 7
      Mike Hunt says:

      Want to earn more?
      Get a skill and then you can get a better job.


    • 53
      Local Northern Yokel says:

      The extra cost will be passed on to consumers so you could make the living wage £1000/hr and still not make any difference. As prices rise you end up back where you were, it’s economics sweety.


      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        Depends on the level of profit, sweety.


        • 100
          Local Northern Yokel says:

          Oh so business will hold down profits for the greater good no doubt to the loud rejoicing of shareholders?


          • Anonymous says:

            Wasn’t talking about what will happen, due to greed, but the fact that it is necessarily so that increased wages are self defeat in as they increase ticket prices.

            A company like Shell, for example, could pay more and earn less, 13 billion they made last year, and still be one of the biggest and richest companies in the world, without increasing prices.

            I know they won’t, but that was not the point.


  5. 5
    Im Voting UKIP says:

    I sent the stupid clueless dumbfuck Chuckwit a ‘few’ emails


    • 85
      Geordie Greggs-Piegobbler says:

      Don’t forget to add some large attachments – shows you are internet savvy and blocks his mailbox so much quicker.


      • 108
        Top Tips says:

        Create a 300Gb word document out of only 1’s (or 0’s) then zip it up (will zip up tiny). Send it to Chukka as an attachment for his reading pleasure. When he has unzipped a few he should have no disc space either.


    • 104
      What a Buffoon says:

      Any news on alternative email addresses for Chukup?


    • 132
      Barry Obama says:

      His response to all the UKIP letters are

      “I’m sorry. I cannot reply. I’m currently unavailable at the moment and on holiday in Ibiza, enjoying my expensive villa dubbed ‘The White House’ (I always wanted to be Barack Obama) . Please E-mail my staff, who are currently on zero-hours contract”.

      Vote Labour!

      Vote Chuka Unumma! Britain’s Barack Obama!

      Yes We Can!


  6. 6
    Kelfieldny says:

    Perhaps he could ask Lois Lerner of the IRS in the USA just how to rid yourself of unwanted emails….it seems to be working for her.


  7. 8
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Hmm. The Polish PM who says Cameron fucked up the EU negotiations was in the Bullingdon Club at the same time as Boris.


    • 18
      Cameron is a cretin says:

      Cameron fucked up the EU negotiations by saying (at the outset) that he would never take Britain out of the EU.

      “We contribute 1/8th of the EU’s budget – give us what we want or no more money.” That would have worked.

      “We contribute 1/8th of the EU’s budget – give us what we want or we’ll carry on giving you 1/8th of the EU’s budget and never complain ever again.” Oddly enough, that hasn’t worked.


      • 59
        Ed Moribund says:

        Give us less and we’ll give you a full 1/4 of the EU budget.
        There! No one tougher than Mr Milibean!


  8. 9
    Labour won't win with mongs like Chuka in the party says:

    He inbox is full even after his anti-hate filter has weeded-out all the emails containing words like “mong”, “fucktard” and “c*nt”.


  9. 10
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Chuka is such a dish, he can rub suntan lotion into my back any time


  10. 11
    Bride of Chuka says:

    Someone has hacked my email account.

    It must be true, because I edited my Wikipedia entry to say so.


    • 119
      Ian Drunken Smith, moralising do-gooder and hypocrite to boot says:

      My Wiki page says I went to Peruggia University, but I did’t, and the University I did go to did not award me a degree. I left, after just over a year, unqualified, good for fuck all, except bumming in the army and then terrorising cripples and the elderly. I also attended a Busnisess College, and was awarded all sorts of qualifications. Turns out they were only one day courses, in-house training at the company I was pouncing off at the time.

      I also changed my mind about bum-sexing. Shouldn’t knock it till you’ve tried it, I say.

      I am a serial liar, a thief, I paid my wife from taxpayer funded expenses, then lied about it. She was paid for doing fuck all, which is all she is good for. You oiks should know your place and just cough up.

      I have the cheek to talk about benefits claimants, when all I have done, my entire life, is ponce off the taxpayer and commit benefit fraud, falsify my CV, lie for financial gain and promote gayism as a good thing.

      Should be shot, really.


  11. 12
    Silver Surfers Answer Labour MP's cheap jibe says:

    Condescending arrogant young tw*t.


  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Junkers will not be appointed Commissioner. Decided ages ago – the “unseemly” spats reported in the press are just a smokescreen so that when news comes out that he hasn’t got the job, Dave can prance around claiming how he was able to influence things by having a seat at the EU table. Junkers has effectively taken one for the team.


    • 60
      The British public says:

      Even after the local and EU elections,politicians still
      haven’t realised the public has finally wised up.
      It doesn’t matter who is elected Kommissar-they’re
      all the same.Federalists who want to screw us for every
      penny while destroying our country with unfettered
      immigration and bureaucracy.


    • 105
      Jean-Claude Juncker says:

      Nonsense, I had a fundamental difference of opinion with Cameron – he wanted me to start work on 23 June before I had negotiated my resettlement allowance; this was clearly against EU protocols. He agreed to support my claim for a 50% increase in the allowance in recognition of my shock and dismay at his use of the term ‘work’ , plus six weeks paid leave whilst I recover.

      His name is on the list.



    • 121
      Peter Mandelstain, 4x2 says:

      I’d like to take one FROM the team. The England Rugby team will do. For a start.


  13. 15
    UKIP Mask Slipping says:

    By the looks of it Chuka’s been getting a lot of racist abuse from UKIP trolls.

    Chuka’s a plonker but the cyberkippers are revealing their true colours. The mask is slipping.


    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      Unlikely as according to Chuka, who is a socialist and therefore always right, UKIPers can’t use email


    • 23
      Never trust a Cyber in Space says:

      Or from Lefties pretending they are kippers


    • 25
      Chuka says:

      Can’t be Kippers. They are too illiterate to use the internet.


      • 47
        Diane Abbott says:

        Racist abuse you say? I must get involved, dem damn Whitey mo fo’s
        (just as soon as me has me chikan )


      • 49
        SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        A little racism will be welcome to the indigenous population, if only to redress some of the imbalance that has left them just another ethnic group in the land of their forebears ,where they have been insulted and denigrated with impunity ,driven out of their cities to make room for Blair’s mass immigration,their culture publicly ridiculed ,their once proud and patriotic working people replaced by fat, moronic, uneducable, drug addled underclass of labour voting stooges.
        If you object to all this then you are a Racist…….…………YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!


    • 69
      Geordie Greggs-Piegobbler says:

      So there are no racists who support the Labour Party?


    • 95
      Bollocks says:

      By the looks of what? Have you seen the emails?


      • 120
        D L George says:

        First thing that popped into my head.
        Is Chucky amongst us?

        It would certainly explain the weird posts claiming He would make a better labour leader than Ed. No lads, you’re equally dreadful.


        • 122
          Nigel Evans, Not Guilty of bumsex raype, but a bumsexer and proud says:

          Guess what pops into my head, first thing?


          • Ticket collector says:

            The last thing that pops into a bee’s head as it crashes into a vehicle travelling at 70mph is it backside. Not a lot of people know that.


    • 134
      Oh no it's Ed Milliband says:

      (Ref message # 18) Harsh but fair!


  14. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear Chuka!


  15. 19

    Mr Umunna, your credibility just called. It’s gone overseas and is in hiding. Please don’t try to make contact. You can have the house and the dog.


  16. 20
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Inbox full? What! Does he only have a 16K ZX Spectrum?


    • 29
      Eurograph says:

      Must be a lot of VIDEO file attachments in there. Hmm.


    • 32
      swarthy immigrant says:

      just a Ghanaian abacus, some magic beans and a stick


    • 33
      A nerd says:

      An IP-V4 datagram contains about 1,062 bytes of information. A 16K ZX Spectrum had only 8,192 bytes of usable RAM (the graphics took the other 8,192), and the OS used some of that. Therefore, a 16K ZX Spectrum would store (at most) 7 IP datagrams before clogging up. From this, we can deduce that a 16K ZX Spectrum is an unsuitable platform for transceiving email.


  17. 26
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    So as things stand, if revolutions break out in Costa Rica & Uruguay, forcing both teams to fly home, then England could still qualify for the next stage of the World Cup.


  18. 27

    childish name calling is labours standard tactic when they are scared


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  20. 30

    What a silly Fhuka!


  21. 31
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why waste your time emailing this Chuka person?

    The Polish Foreign Minister is much more interesting with some interesting viewpoints on the UK leaving the EU.


    • 39
      Where's my fuckin owl says:

      If the UK get kicked out of Europe then the Turks could come into replace them.

      Those Turks know how to work and do a deal which is more than you can say for the lazy British.


      • 45
        Your owl has been shot and eaten, along with some swans. says:

        I don’t think the German public would ever go for Turkey joining. The Turks to them are like the Pah kiss tan ees are to us.


      • 48
        Pierre from Matignon France says:

        I first visited England as a student before England joined the Eu.

        The money my parents gave me as spending money with the exchange rate at the time was in excess of the average wage of Uk households.

        I hope those days are going to return.

        Well done Mr Cameron.


      • 97
        Eurograph says:

        Yes. 70 million more Islam lovers. Just what Europe needs.


    • 80
      Caliphate R Us says:

      A he’s supporting us against the Great Satan, well done Poland.


  22. 34
    Gay Day says:

    Grassroot activists want to de-select Nigel Evans! It’s awful that not everybody is into the joy of bumsex.


  23. 35
    albacore says:

    Ooh yer – you don’t want to get him in a paddy
    He’s a sweetie-pie and not at all a baddie
    But if you provoke him with an in-box crisis
    Who knows, in a tantrum, he might just join Isis


    • 129
      Ticket collector says:

      I think there is a waiting list for members of this prestigious rowing club. On the other hand, it does possibly provide a number of opportunities to drown him quietly under the bridge.


  24. 41
    Anonymous says:

    “UKIP Supporters Fill Chuka’s Inbox”
    If only they could fulfil their Boolean logic boot-ups as easily. Plebiscites for the masses = TRUE. But NOT, if they don’t happen to coincide with the person-in-charge’s personal policy agenda…


  25. 43
    Fishy says:

    I see the BBC are just lovin’ the Polski comments about Cameroon.

    The c_unt Toenails was besides himself with joy this morning (no doubt before going off for his briefing with Weird Ed on how Toenails and the Owlman can make more of this at tomorrows PMQs)

    What has apparently pissed off Sikorski is that Cameron fucked up the budget negotiations – i.e. he forced the EU to reduce their budget demands for the first time, threatening the free ride that the south and eastern countries are getting.

    Toenails made much of Cameron being isolated. It doesn’t mean he’s wrong.

    It’s not the first time, while the rest of Europe does dodgy, cynical deals or destroys itself from within, that has Britain stood alone.


    • 63
      An awkward bastard says:

      Best you just fuck off then.


    • 77
      Albania says:

      We want your money

      Give it us


    • 110
      Ed Fatliner says:

      Toenails loves this ‘intrigue’ how ever ‘minor’ it is involving the government and he will go out of his way to’big’ it up so that he can perform a sage-like analysis and so appear to be an ‘oracle’!

      He loves the ‘exclusive’ but never mentions that he is not the source, he is truly a BBC Cnut of the first order who will be enjoying 12 weeks off in summer along with our so-called elected representatives!

      Feckin’ parasites!!


  26. 54
    A. Einstein says:

    … when he eventually becomes Prime Minister in a different space-time continuum.


    • 86
      A Man From Slough says:

      It’s Labour, so it’s more likely to be High Chancellor Umunna.

      England prevails (not).


  27. 64
    Iain Duncan Cunt says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget. I may now be the only person who believes this.


  28. 67
    Oh, really? says:

    Chuka Umunna. What an idiot. How on earth did he cope as a solicitor?


    • 78
      The Law Society says:

      Not very well, it would seem.


    • 102
      Herbert Smith says:

      Harrison spent a lot of time on our computer editing his wiki page.


      • 112
        Jack Ketch. says:

        If Umana wants to ingratiate himself with the genuine British working class, he should anglicise his name, changing “Chukka” to “Tosser” would seem a good start.


    • 131
      Ted Balls says:

      His response to all the UKIP letters are

      “I’m sorry. I cannot reply. I’m currently on holiday in Ibiza, enjoying my expensive villa dubbed ‘The White House’ (I always wanted to be Barack Obama) . Please E-mail my staff, who are currently on zero-hours contract”.


  29. 74
    Winston Churchill says:

    I’m thinking of coming back to sort out the Huns.

    I helped to do it once before. I expect we can do it again.


  30. 82
    Graham says:

    Having Umunna as PM would be as big a disaster as is the Muzzie in The White House (or should that be Mosque ?).


  31. 84
    The Lone Ranger says:

    MSM are just now catching up with the story. Of course, The Times twat Hugo Rifkind has to put an anti-UK gloss on it. Least I think he does – I wasn’t going to pay to find out for sure.


  32. 89
    Harrison says:

    *edit* some say the Young British Obama, who is friends with Brad and Angelina and Morgan Freeman, is the man behind the hit tv shows the X factor and Americas got talent.
    The modest British Obama, who one day hopes to become Prime Minister, is also a keen motor racing driver and guided Lewis Hamilton through his career.
    He is also a world renowned international spy for MI6 (citation cannot be verified for security reasons) . He is a fashion adviser to Little Mix and the Pope as well as being the man who invented air conditioning.
    In his spare time he helps poor people.


  33. 90
    blast from the past says:

    if you want a …… for a neighbour, vote labour


  34. 91

    Chuka should get a bigger mailbox.

    Certainly shows that UKIP support is real if the mail was from UKIP and not a L’abour funded botnet.

    But Nigel was not lying:

    ‘Running machines, banks of computers, photocopiers, doing things…’

    One of those things may have been to send a polite email to Chuka questioning his claims about UKIP not being internet savvy.

    uKIP-Net became sentient on May 22nd 2014.

    But would Chuka pass the Turing test ? Would his expenses ?

    Vote UKIP :-D


  35. 94
    Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

    The outgoing president of the Royal College of Psychiatrists has described mental health services as ‘a car crash’: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27980677


  36. 96
    Diane Abbott says:

    who dem dat got me some chikan?


  37. 99

    Nothing to do with UKIP. Redevelopment of the Streatham MegaBowl site was confirmed on Monday, after a wait of about 10 years (here http://shoutstreatham.com/finally-everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-the-megabowl-development/). Massive local project – emails will be from constituents and businesses, not UKIP.


    • 125
      D L George says:

      According to an apparent labour source above, ‘many of the emails were racist’

      They were either from Ukippers smeared as racist, or nonsense about a megabowel.

      You can’t have it both ways, please explain.


  38. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Oh Chukie what have you gone and said now?


  39. 107

    Putting aside the obvious that there would be howls of “racism” if there was an Operation White Vote, OWE.

    Why is Chuka a member of an organisation that is centered on the Black RACE?

    The Home of BLACK Politics



  40. 136
    David Kirkby says:

    Roll on election time m8ty…….Us Ukippers are going to kick you where it hurts


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