June 24th, 2014

Guardian Newsroom Reacts to Hacking Verdicts


  1. 1
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Arf, poor deluded lefties!

  2. 2
    bergen says:

    They must be pretty hacked off.

  3. 3
    Yasmine & Diane (the new Hale & Pace but definitely not white because white people are racist) says:

    We are receiving opinions as we speak from the BORG….please stand by

  4. 4
    CP says:

    Cheering? You mean people actually making sound in Kings Place? Bollocks.

  5. 5
    Sir Dando Tweakeshafte says:

    Scandalous! A journalist (a journalist!) on trial, found guilty, facing imprisonment? A serious blow to liberal values and the freedom of the…. Oh, wait…

  6. 6
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Will Rupe be firing up the NOTW this Sunday?

  7. 7

    Important to get the hacking verdicts out of the way. England has an important football match to play this Evening. Is the CPS refereeing by any chance?

  8. 8
    bergen says:

    I suppose we now expect Common Purpose next to campaign against Trial by Jury.

    Inconvenient non-progressives.

  9. 9
    Cometh the hour Cometh the man says:

    Anyone seen Dave?

  10. 10
    John Drinnan says:

    though not as deluded as Cameron, presumable, when he hired Coulson

  11. 11
    MrNedward says:

    Time to go after Piers Morgan!!!

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Toilets Maguire says:

    Rebekah Brooks thanks the judge, and reminds him his wife phoned, his dry cleaning is ready and he’s got a prostate…

  14. 14
    Fubar Saunders says:

    Haha! Wankers. You thought you had scored, you were wrong, you were wrong.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    We have a jury system which has reached not guilty verdicts on journalists, we must a aide by that in a democracy, the pity is that such a system does not exist in Egypt where 3 journalists languish in prison

  16. 16
    Accuracy says:

    I’m surprised there’s enough people left to their combined voice to be categorized as cheering

  17. 17
    ISIS (Islamic State in Iraq and al-Sham) says:

    Jury considering further charges against Andy Coulson & Clive Goodman for conspiracy to commit misconduct in a public office.

  18. 18
    Yasmine & Diane (the new Hale & Pace but definitely not white because white people are racist) says:

    This would never have happened if there were more journalists of colour!

    And by colour we mean black.

    (And red).

  19. 19
    Real List says:

    Brookes believes in miracles. Her aquital shows that there is no such thing as justice.

  20. 20
    David Cummerband says:

    Damned inconvenient. Just before PMQs.
    So i can see leader of oppo getting ready to bowl his best over.

    1. Labour won a World Cup. Tory didn’t get a point.
    2. Junker junks Dave’s plan for reform
    3. Interest rate rises and a housing bubble. The next big crisis
    4. No one wants free schools
    5. Ids has fucked up the benefits system so it now costs more to give out less
    6. Coulson is a hacker!

    Actually, it’s Milibean.
    So he’ll waffle on about some pathetic nonsense I needn’t much worry..

    In the garden with some Pimms I think. A little chill acing before lunch.

  21. 21
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Nick Robinson on BBC News 24. Cameron, Coulson, Cameron, Coulson, Cameron, Coulson, Cameron, Coulson…………Cameron’s relationship with Rebecca Brookes….Cameron, Coulson, Cameron, Coulson…….Nick Robison has massive orgasm live on t.v…… back to the studio.

  22. 22
    Diane Abbott says:

    Tru dat, I heard them from the queue at KFC

  23. 23
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    There will be justice when the Grauniad hackers are prosecuted.

  24. 24
    BBC News 24 says:


  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    Was it anything like as funny as this?

  26. 26
    cheche says:

    Massive orgasm?

  27. 27
  28. 28
    Mycroft says:

    All good stuff for UKIP, watch the pair of girls in PMQs do each other damage…

    Divide and rule.

    This issue will kill a huge amount of cooperation in shutting out UKIP.

    I hope they handbag each other mercilessly today…

  29. 29
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Surprised you heard them when I’m told your food is delivered by truck?

  30. 30
    Yasmine & Diane (the new Hale & Pace but definitely not white because white people are racist) says:

    Did someone say divide and rule?

  31. 31
    bergen says:

    If revenge is a dish best served cold , Rupert’s assault on Labour in general and Milliband in particular between now and the election may be spectacular.

    I suppose that all those copies of the Leveson Report will need to be recycled into bog-paper.

  32. 32
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    When are the Bbbc going to be put on trial?

  33. 33

    Nice try but you’re going to have to do better than that.

  34. 34
    MrNedward says:

    And the Mirror hackers and Piers Morgan himself. Piers should also be charged and tried for purjury,

  35. 35
    She's behind you...Robin !!!!!!!! says:

    Norman Smith now taking over the attack……..I thought the guy covering trial for BBC(Robin Brant)was gonna have a heart attack at one point he was so breathless and excited…the funny thing was that whilst he was “rabbitting on and on and on and on and on” Rebekah & Husband exited behind his back(no doubt his cemeraman was gesticulating wildly to him) into black cab, drove off and the Beeb only got a few seconds shaky vision

  36. 36
    P Dant says:

    What has the British Boxing Board of Control got to do with this?

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Surprised you heard them when I’m told your food is delivered by truck and JCB?

  38. 38
    FatPigTomWatson says:

    Yes, but what does Hugh Grant think?

    A gentle word to the cheap suit-wearing, whinging, lying bores at The Guardian.

    You lost.

    Boo hoo.

    Now go fuck yourselves you shit-eating dogs’ Hunts xx

  39. 39
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    That could be your epithet Jimmy.

    Nice one fuckwit!

  40. 40
    ANON says:

    “There was wild cheering in newsroom at news that jury had verdict. Now gone deathly silent.”

    I think we would all love to see the Guardian caught out and in the dock!

  41. 41
    BrindleFlyer says:

    If this is justice then I’m a banana.

  42. 42
    BrindleFlyer says:


  43. 43

    I think we can safely say that Andy Coulson definitely didn’t sleep with David Cameron or Boris Johnson, as the former council estate lad is found guilty of phone hacking and will go to jail.
    Rebekah Brookes has been found not guilty on all charges ; I wonder why she is found not guilty and Coulson guilty? What could possibly have happened in the past for there to be such a marked difference in the two verdicts?

  44. 44

    They will try and make it out to be the fault of white hetrosexuals that justice was not done…

  45. 45

    When the shit hits the fan, duck.

  46. 46
    Ticket collector says:

    Am I mistaken or are the Guardian not still in possession of millions of stolen American computer files? I suppose there will be no action to recover them while the African loon remains in charge though. How much longer has he got?

  47. 47
    Ticket collector says:

    Guido, do dark hued left wing loony immigrants have your permission to post on here? Your blog, your rules…

  48. 48
    Ticket collector says:

    THAT would really be the icing on the cake and welcomed by millions of readers throughout the country. Little acorns etc…

  49. 49
    Ticket collector says:

    … for which the penalty is 137 years without possibility of parole. These dim Gyppos have a lot to learn.

  50. 50
    Ticket collector says:

    Typo: He meant massive organism (of the type found in your average everyday Petrie dish).

  51. 51
    Ticket collector says:

    Never mind. When the police finally get round to doing a proper investigation of the Mirror Group papers he will have another chance to show his unequalled brilliance.

  52. 52
    Ticket collector says:

    KFC: Keeping Fatties Constipated

  53. 53
    Ticket collector says:

    He meant deride and fool. Why don’t you pay attention at the back?

  54. 54
    Ticket collector says:

    Not sure we can afford the electricity at today’s pr*ces. Better to just have them delivered to Millipede’s mansion in N London.

  55. 55
    Ticket collector says:

    So it wasn’t only that Arab who had a vicious left hook!

  56. 56
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Mr S Cat and I agreed some time ago that the correct formation is now “fuckdim” – given that there is so little wit about any of them…

  57. 57
    Ticket collector says:

    Would you like some ice cream with that?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Yasmine and Dianne otherwise known as heckle and snyde

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    It was the Police horse what did it

  60. 60
    The two Muppets says:

    Is that the same Piers Morgan that falsified a photograph
    and report showing British troops ill treating Iraqi prisoners ?
    No wonder he was sacked ,a disgusting individual .

  61. 61
    giant gonad says:

    Prosecution have proved that he did it but couldn’t prove that she knew what he was up to.

  62. 62
    Expat Geordie says:

    That cost us casualties. Men died because of that. But then they were only soldiers so for the left that doesn’t count. But then the Mirror already had form for supporting our enemies – that’s why Churchill wanted to close it down.

  63. 63
    Expat Geordie says:

    Massive onanism.

  64. 64
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    And when Coulson appeals…

  65. 65
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Either way, Cameron wants a second chance.

  66. 66
    Richard says:

    Have the hacked no technical advisers to tell how to avoid their phones being hacked? This trial must have netted the legal guys millions and yet it leaves me unmoved.

  67. 67

    So — apparently only ELEVEN JURORS ?

    What happened to the ” Twelfth Man ” . Was he /she absolved from sitting so he /she could go around with tbe interval drinks tray ?

    Or was he/she perchance dispensed with mid trial for not complying with tbe orientation of the Judge s summing up and ” final instructions ” to the ” twelve goid men and true” before they retired ?

  68. 68

    I think he s having a few large Scotches care of Norman the Landlord at The Coach and Horses in Soho ( sitting in Jeffrey Barnard s old chair ).

  69. 69
    MikeH says:

    OK.????? So WHO was ‘managing the hackers which resulted in the closure of the NOW???? Someone MUST be guilty

  70. 70

    What about considering further charges agsinst Bekahhh for failure to exercise any semblance of control over her hair ?

  71. 71
    Roger Hague says:

    and you learn how to spell acquittal, you moron

  72. 72

    Clegg always gives the impression he is constantly seeking some form of Divine Guidance .

    He s not going to do a Tone and convert on his last day in office is he ??

  73. 73
    Arnold the Anarchist(weekends only) says:

    A touch pedantic?

  74. 74
    Voice of reason says:

    Millipede could not win a raffle.poor performing skills ,not believable, unelectable.suicide would be a good option

  75. 75
    old44 says:

    Practising for a job with the Grauniad.

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