June 24th, 2014

Ed Struggling to be Heard Over the Noise

The latest round of Shadow Cabinet briefing would suggest Ed’s failing to cut through to his own team, let alone the country. They don’t appear to be listening to what he has to say. This was no more apparent than at last Friday’s Shadow Cabinet meeting in Wales. The pointless PR stunt was was held in a plane engine factory, but nobody could turn off the machinery, so they all had to shout at each other. When that didn’t work they had to get in microphones and loud speakers – yet that didn’t really work either. If Ed Miliband says something, but no one can actually understand what it was, did it really happen?


63 Comments

  1. 1
    DtP says:

    Who is this Ed Milibland chappie of which you speak? I think we should be told.

  2. 2
    Diane Abbotopotamus says:

    Hear me now!

  3. 3
    The two Muppets says:

    He appears to be all in a spin .

  4. 4
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    It’s kind of hypnotic, do you think they’ll use it in their election campaign?

  5. 5
    Owl says:

    Whooo whoooo whooooooo is Ed Whasisname?

  6. 6
    Yasmine & Diane (the new Hale & Pace but definitely not white because white people are racist) says:

    If a Tory says something, but nobody hears, is it still waycist? (Yes).

    If a Labourite says something, but nobody hears, is it still absolutely correct in every way? (Yes).

  7. 7
    The two Muppets says:

    I wonder how many of the Shadow Cabinet got lost on the way back
    from Wales ,after all they are not the sharpest knives in the drawer .

  8. 8
    Chuka Harrison Umunna says:

    But I have the sharpest suit

  9. 9
    Ed Improvised and used sign language says:

  10. 10
    GE shareholder says:

    These employees listening to Millibollux, are they on the clock?

  11. 11
    Londoncentric meeja says:

    Where the fuck’s Wales?

  12. 12
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    And it’s correct for Ed to say “it” and correct for “it” not to be heard.
    Taken from the book of Harriet, ch 5 verse 3.

  13. 13
    The Growler says:

    Poor young Teddy, being derided by News Corp, Mail, Sexpress and Telegraph, if you say it often enough people start to believe you, no matter what you say. Having said that young Teddy does need to stamp his leadership on Liebore, deciding where they want to go and then do it, that is what Maggie did 36 years ago, unfortunately Maigor

  14. 14
    Shadow members of the Shadow cabinet says:

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    What’s that weird feeling? Am I…am I being compelled to vote Labour against my will…? No…no…NO….NOOOOOOO……oh no it’s just the first rumblings of a shit.

  16. 16
    Owen Jones Q.C. says:

    Flashback: at Leveson, David Cameron was unable to “recall” basic facts about Coulson’s vetting

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9331190/I-dont-recall-David-Cameron-and-his-foggy-memory-at-the-Leveson-Inquiry.html

  17. 17
    The Growler says:

    Major-Ball did not do and Cameron started to do but he does not seem able make up his mind what he believes in, last B’Liar stamped his authority on Liebore but some of his antics became obvious.

  18. 18
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    I would like to thank General Electric for his victory over the forces of darkness.

  19. 19
    The Owl protection society says:

    Do they still fire live chickens at an engine on full power to test it for bird strikes?

  20. 20
    Ed Miliband says:

    American engines for British planes.

  21. 21
    What the Fcuk ...... says:

    Could any of Red Ed’s fcuking usless Shower even run a

    Whelk Stall let alone Government ???

    And yet according to Opinion Polls they will are going to

    come first in May 2015 GE……….

    May the Lord have mercy on all of us if that comes to Pass…..

    But I am still going to VOTE UKIP in 2015 GE, plus any future

    By-Elections……………

    Lets all flush the ConsLieLaborLebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance

    aka filthy stinking clinging excrement down the Loo where its

    most at home as we won’t take anymore from this aloof Political

    Class defecating on all of US !! anymore………………

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  23. 23
    Aeronought! says:

    No, the yanks fire frozen chickens to simulate bird strikes at 40,000ft!

    Simples!

  24. 24
    Ctesibius says:

    Hi Ed, I think you will find they are defrosted frozen chickens fired at engines, aircraft canopies, etc., to simulate birdstrikes. If you want to make people think you have a store of funny stories, Ed, like you were one of the ordinary people, you then go on to remind them of the time when someone by mistake loaded a frozen chicken without defrosting it. And fired it cannnon-ball like so it went straight through the aircraft component being tested and on for about half a mile.

  25. 25
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    we’re out of work,
    and on the dole,
    you can stuff the Red Flag up your….

  26. 26
    Bum Troubler Party says:

    Homophobes are the new racists.

  27. 27
    Jethro says:

    …next venue for Ed – a Brewery somewhere; next event – a P**s-up.

  28. 28
    NERMAL says:

    The two Ed’s and Chucka the dream team if you happen to be taking a rather large dose of acid.

  29. 29
    Comrade Ballskovich -Director-Red Army Choir. says:

    Sounds like the Red Army Choir ( if they were dying from the latter stages of ebola virus, on a drip and ventilated.)

  30. 30
    Rickytshirt says:

    Sick bastards.

  31. 31
    LIE-bour Party says:

    Ed Miliband: ‘Is that a man or a woman?’

  32. 32
    Tony B.Liar says:

    Ed Milliband Swindon Labour Stumble Fail

  33. 33
    Sadiq Khan't says:

    Ed Milliband repeats himself.

  34. 34
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    If you look at this woman’s tweets and the people that she re-tweets, they are living on a different planet.
    Just a half pint of what they are drinking as I am at work and need to drive home FFS!

  35. 35
    Sadiq Khan't says:

    A Future That Works | Ed Miliband Gets Heckled and Booed

  36. 36
    Two Eds are not better than none says:

    The Martha and Miliband Show (BBC Radio 4, World at One)

  37. 37
    caronia says:

    What’s is it with Ed and hand gestures? Of course,he’s emphasising Labour’s lead.

  38. 38
    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    Momma’s got a squeezebox….

  39. 39

    He is struggling to be heard, despite screaming, because no one wants to listen to the louse

  40. 40
    WMD - Weird Milliband Disaster says:

    Are you suggesting that Minibrand needs to be shot in to a jet engine?

    Mmmmm…

  41. 41
    WMD - Weird Milliband Disaster says:

    Shit on a stick!
    This man is a cretin!

  42. 42
    tax payer says:

    I’d pay a lot of hard cash to feed that anus miliband into a spinning jet engine

  43. 43
    WMD - Weird Milliband Disaster says:

    A future twat lurks

  44. 44
    British ex pat in the Middle East says:

    If you had been to a bogstandard comp you would know it is Wale’s, just like all the odiotic drones they sent me with A* A levels in “climate science” but no clue about wiring a plug….or indeed the difference between server side and client side programming. “Yeah but we done a project on ‘ICT’ init?”

    Fucking brillient

  45. 45
    British ex pat in the Middle East says:

    you are all wrong

    Ed must be leader of Nu New Liebore in perpetuity

    he is the ideal embodimeent og metropolitan condescension with his “intellectual self confidence” FFS, just the chap to reconnect with traditional Labour voters deserting in droves to UKIP

  46. 46
    caronia says:

    Of course that’s what it is.Let’s hope he’ll be using it for busking after the election.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone can huff and puff as much as they like but the bookies are saying that the next PM is going to be the Millipede and if you think they are wrong there is an awful lot of money to be made. Personally, I wouldn’t risk tuppence.
    Which just goes to show what sort of country this one has become.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Follow the theme of all the TV programs covering the plight of those unable to access government services. The 50,000 who marched in London from BBC centre on Saturday against welfare cut backs. Apart from a margin of ‘could go anyway’ a lot of families just vote tribally. This is being picked up in Milibands recent presentations. ‘Downing’ labour here BTW, is like singing to the choir.
    The trouble with generations having lived on government means they are relliant on government and there’s nothing really in place either for over 50’s or under 20’s to meet the gap of skills development to increase self employability/business development – both of which are just as important as if not more so than job seeking. It’s extremely difficult when you don’t know how, but straight after school is how many successful business people started off. Imagine 7/10 succesful after the first 2 years instead of 1/10. I’d like to see business start up courses organised in schools on a 4 month collaborative project basis with co-operation from external bodies – accountants, lawyers, sales and marketing professionals etc. Self reliance and freedom to choose is the way forward, meantime there are thousands entirely reliant on the state who’ve never known anything else.

  49. 49
    Silent Majority says:

    Hilarious.

    If you want to see Labour in government, see Wales where the NHS is in crisis, schools are failing and hundreds of thousands scrounge benefits.

  50. 50
    Harriet HARM-man (P.I.E lover). says:

    Ed Miliband: highlights of Labour Party conference speech

    Ed Miliband : “Have you ever seen a more incompetent, hopeless, out of touch, u-turning, pledge-breaking, make it up as you go along, back of the envelope, miserable shower than this Prime Minister and this Government?”

    Answer: Yes Ed. I have. The last Labour Government led by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, followed by you and your shadow ministry.

  51. 51
    Timmy 'Tim'll Fix It' Saville says:

    Hypocrisy – “Liberal Logic 101″

  52. 52
    Timmy 'Tim'll Fix It' Saville says:

    Liberal Logic 101

  53. 53
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Why else would any body listen to that c -unt and why did the management allow him on their premises?

  54. 54
    Death by Bongo says:

    WHO?? Dead man walking, Boss. Dead man walking here…

  55. 55
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    This site is largely shi’t these days, with the absence of the maniac Brown, but the text of this article had me chuckling heartily

  56. 56
    Llareggub says:

    “Every man has the right to a shlong he can be proud of. When I’m prime minister, we will offer enlargement surgery on the NHS. Vote for me, and you too can have one as big as this.”

    Well, that’s the male vote wrapped up then.

  57. 57
    Llareggub says:

    “Does anyone here know how to use a camera properly?”

  58. 58
  59. 59
    Rod Liddle says:

    but definitely not white because white people are racist

    Tut tut, dear oh dear. Do you know nothing about grammar, stupid boy?

    “but definitely not white coz white people is racist, innit.

    Now copy it out a hundred times, or I’ll soundly whip your bottom, and not with a cane.

  60. 60
    Llareggub says:

    I live about 4 miles up the road from that factory. I drive past it every day. I was wondering what all that crowds of cheering, flag-waving enthusiastic supporters were.

    I’m lying, of course. I didn’t even know Comical Eddie was in the area.

  61. 61
    Llareggub says:

    “He’s a really good chef … he’s a chef, isn’t he?”

    LOL!!

  62. 62
    Llareggub says:

    Why do lefties do this shit? If a bunch of Tories formed a choir, I don’t think they’d call themselves The Guildford Capitalist Choir!

    There’s a communist choir that busks in Cardiff occasionally. They’re actually not bad, but they are a nerdy lot. Not much of an advertisement for their cause.

    My outstanding memory of them was when they sang the Red Flag, and one doddery old member raised his fist in defiance. Except that, perched at the end of his skinny, wrinkly arm and flappy triceps, it just looked, well, rather pathetic.

  63. 63
    Llareggub says:

    If I had to listen to that nasal whine for half an hour, I’d be tempted to turn on noisy machinery too.


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