Dave Upstages Salmond’s Big Day

Events are being held today to mark the 700th anniversary of the Battle of Bannockburn, fought on 23 and 24 June, 1314. Clans are coming from far and wide for the main event, a recreation of the battle taking place just outside Stirling, where around 300 spear-wielding warriors will battle it out. According to the Beeb:

“Visitors will be able to explore a war camp complete with a kitchen, blacksmith and a hospital, as well as see weaponry including 12ft spears used to fend off cavalry charges up-close.”

Alex Salmond probably thinks the festivities are a pretty shrewd move in referendum year, but will he still be smirking in a few days time when the Prime Minister arrives to celebrate Stirling Armed Forces Day? Dave is bringing with him hundreds of real soldiers and pipers, while the Red Arrows have been brought in to colour the sky red, white and blue, just in case the message wasn’t subtle enough. Still too chicken to debate the First Minister though…



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

GuidoFawkes Quote of the Day

Labour candidate Clive Lewis tells the Staggers:

“I mean, in the multiverse there’s still three universes in a hundred where there’s a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen. I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end – well, hopefully that won’t happen.”

Top Posts This Week

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA
LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING
NEW STAR WARS TRAILER NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party
EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH
POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS

UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets
UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur
Lord Janner Demanded Prosecution of Elderly Criminal Lord Janner Demanded Prosecution of Elderly Criminal
EU ATTACKS GOOGLE FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL EU ATTACKS GOOGLE FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL
Labour’s Queen of Hypocrisy Labour’s Queen of Hypocrisy
GREEN ON GREEN FRACKING DEATHMATCH GREEN ON GREEN FRACKING DEATHMATCH
STAGGERS WEBSITE IN TURKISH HOOKERS HACK STAGGERS WEBSITE IN TURKISH HOOKERS HACK
Ed Gets Punk’d Ed Gets Punk’d
Did Ed Eat His Bogies? Did Ed Eat His Bogies?
MARIO DRAGHI ATTACKED AT NEWS CONFERENCE MARIO DRAGHI ATTACKED AT NEWS CONFERENCE
“Dr” Eoin Clarke Strikes Again “Dr” Eoin Clarke Strikes Again
Labour Manifesto Author Backs Tory Right-to-Buy Policy Labour Manifesto Author Backs Tory Right-to-Buy Policy
#Pray4UKIP #Pray4UKIP