June 22nd, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

In today’s Sun on Sunday column Guido exclusively reveals that Ed Miliband’s former speechwriter has defected to the government to work for LibDem justice minister Simon Hughes. Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday to read Phil Taylor’s damning assessment of Miliband, including his warning that it would be “a disaster” if Labour wins a majority. Don’t miss out on:

  • Tired out after losing to UKIP, Tory MEPs take all expenses paid luxury break by the Adriatic
  • As Downing Street aides put away their flags and flip flops one minister still has to go to Brazil
  • Salmond might not enjoy the PM’s visit to the site of the Battle of Bannockburn where the Scots thumped the English
  • Rik Mayall’s politics were more B’stard than the Young Ones

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290 Comments

  1. 1
    Hard Man Dave says:

    Europe? Sorted!

  2. 2
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Just what the Tories need – Milliband’s speech writer !

  3. 3
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Will anybody notice or even care ?

  4. 4
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Watch it, Cleggy, Slyman Huge is on manoeuvres !

  5. 5
    The Lost Chord says:

    BBC Radio 4 and the N word.

    It was an hour long program that finally answered a question that I had long puzzled about.

    Why did the establishment react so violently to Enoch Powell, when he was only speaking the truth ?

    The answer is, is that the educated elite believed that he had let them down. He was one of their own and had no business telling the uneducated masses the truth about the dangers of mass immigration being stored up. They the elite could deal with it in an educated way while the plebs would not.

    And of Course because Powell was an intelligent and educated person the elite feared (rightly) that his words would hold more sway.

  6. 6
    The British media are cunts says:

    So I’ve just seen Liam Fox on the BBC demanding more state powers to combat the ‘extremist threat’

    Hmm.I wonder if those powers might include preventing reporting of MP’s who have dodgy male friends by chance? or the covering up of MP’s expenses?

    The political elite simply want more powers to attack the white majority if they really wanted to protect us from Muslims terrorism they’d just deport them all.

    Funny, that they can stop white English males from going to Brazil, but it appears not Muslim males to Syria or Iraq.

  7. 7
    Diane Abbott says:

    YOU ARE ALL WAAAAYCISTS!

  8. 8
    Gay Dave says:

    Come on Andy! Leave the closet!

  9. 9
    Seems like a nice boy says:

    Oh Missus

  10. 10
    Mo s sad Fox says:

    Brazilian rent boys are gorgeous!

  11. 11
    Where is our Referendum? says:

    Polish bloke invited by the BBC to appear with Marr and tell Britain how to run itself.

  12. 12
    Diane Abbott says:

    WAAAYCIST!!!! IT’S WAAAAYCIST TO EVEN THINK THE N-WORD LET ALONE SAY IT

    EXCEPT IF YOU’RE BLACK OBVIOUSLY

    WE NEED MORE IMMIGRATION

    WE NEED MORE BENEFITS

    DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH

  13. 13
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Police drawing no conclusions.

    A cartoonist found dead at his home this morning.

    At the moment details are sketchy.

  14. 14
    Diane Abbott says:

    WAAAAYCIST!!!!!!!

    THE ONLY EXTREMIST THREAT COMES FROM WAAAAYCIST WHITEY!!!!!!!

  15. 15
    Step up,down backwards or sideways says:

    Leaving Miliband I can understand but to go work for Simon Hughes?

  16. 16
    Gay Dave says:

    Stevie G needs to remain England’s leader. He makes me look effing brilliant.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Or is he just working with Hughes on the bones of a Lab/Lib coalition?

  18. 18
    The Growler says:

    That one in the middle looks like a younger Simon Hughes, are they somehow related

  19. 19
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Enoch Powell was merely stating the obvious , that is why he was hated !

  20. 20
    BBC 24hr Rolling Bollocks says:

    If his name was Rich or Mark there will be literally thousands of suspects.

  21. 21
    Where is our Referendum? says:

    Not really.

    He was saying the state should use the powers it already has…Like take cancel the British passports held by those fighting for ISIS

  22. 22
    ED MILIMONG says:

    _____________________________________________________

    GOOD LUCK ENGERLAND ON TUESDAY. YOU CAN DO IT!!

    _____________________________________________________

  23. 23
    LibLabCon have totally screwed Britain says:

    Why would you want to stop muzzies from going to Iraq to kill other muzzies? We should be paying their airfares! And then make damn sure any survivors don’t get back into Britain.

  24. 24
    Larry Robertson says:

    The one in the middle is a robot. USR will sue for copyright infringement.

  25. 25

    The first recorded case of a rat joining a sinking ship?

  26. 26
    IDF says:

    UK Nazi from SS unit that killed hundreds lives in Lancashire cul-de-sac http://dailym.ai/TikvZs

  27. 27
    The Growler says:

    He has gone to work with Simon Hughes, hmmmm

  28. 28
    Career suicide says:

    That’s what I thought!

  29. 29
    Diane Abbott says:

    MUZZIES??????

    THAT’S WAAAAAYCCCIIIIISSSTTTT!!!!!!!!

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    A very queer move and no mistake.

  31. 31
    The Growler says:

    Cleggy knows he is out next year, so why should he care?

  32. 32
    Diane Abbott says:

    YOU CAN”T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

    WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER COUNTRIES YOU ARE MARGINALISING???????

    WAAAAYCIST!

  33. 33
    Captain Pugwash says:

    Very good! But the LimpDims are not so much ‘sinking’ as ‘two and a half miles down and covered in barnacles’.

  34. 34
    Simon Hughes says:

    I’ll bring my bone who in the Labour party is willing to bring theirs?
    Together we will form a great union…after we might even discuss forming a coalition.

  35. 35
    The Lone Ranger says:

    I thought the N-word was NUCLEAR.

  36. 36
    Gaydar alert says:

    Only by anal blood and semen

  37. 37
    Bashar al-Assad says:

    Send us your Muslim males – we are waiting for them.

  38. 38
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Simple, the guy is a dikhead.

  39. 39
    The Growler says:

    They probably have two passports one UK and one from where their parents came from, a bit like the Irish, old Geedes may even have 3 passports. The 2 passport thing comes in useful when travelling between countries that hate each others guts, much loved by journalists.

  40. 40
    Orwell that ends well says:

    Strength through diversity.
    Freedom is slavery.

  41. 41
    The Growler says:

    Is your needle stuch old love, someone give it a knock!

  42. 42
    The Growler says:

    Nar the persons portrayed in their cartoons wouldn’t even recognise themselves in the cartoons

  43. 43
    spech riter says:

    Hughes is probably the only one stupid enough to take on an ex-Milibandite.

  44. 44
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    He was probably a conscripted teenager ,the real bastards would by now be long dead. Strange how no communists have ever been hunted down to answer for their own brand of atrocities which were on a par with anything the Nazis were capable of, and got away with it for far longer .

  45. 45
    Lanacashire Neighbour says:

    He was such a quite man,spent most of his time polishing his tank.
    When I had a problem with Moles he even offered to gas them for me.

  46. 46
    Enoch says:

    …The reason their is an Islamic problem in this country is because the educated elites allowed, welcomed muslims to settle here and build mosques, in pursuit of multiculturistic utopia!
    They, once again, have created a problem and they do not know how to deal with it…..They are preparing us for returning jihaddiis to cause mayhem, in our country..Had we not sown the seeds, we would not need to reap the whirlwind that they are predicting!
    Cressida Dick is wrong to say Syria is the reason for a generation of Islamic threats in this country, the educated elite of the past are responsible for their settlement of muslims in this country, that are the problem!

  47. 47
    The Flying nurse says:

    Good on Prince William for becoming an Air ambulance pilot.

    But what is stopping nay do wells staging an accident and hi-jacking the the Royal Chopper?

  48. 48
    Davy Jones says:

    In future the LibDems will be holding their meetings in my locker.

  49. 49
    A liberal and self-righteous person says:

    Let’s go hit on the old man. He speaks ungrammatical English with a strong Ukrainian accent and lives alone in a Council House – he’s a push over.

  50. 50
    Sef says:

    George Orwell went off and fought in the Spanish Civil war. He didn’t come back radicalised.

  51. 51
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    If you consider Blair ,Brown ,and Mandelson to be either educated or elite then may god help you!

  52. 52
    a Con says:

    Sky have just shown the same interview but it was given to their Beeboid Murnaghan. He and Marr must have sat together and voiced over the questions afterwards.

  53. 53
    Fishy says:

    You mean in the Soccer Superbowl World Nations Cup competition in Brazil?

  54. 54
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !!

  55. 55
    Essex Girl says:

    Good idea.
    I could hijack the Royal Chopper sit on it get up the duff then call meself a Princess.

  56. 56

    THIRTY ODD PERCENT OF MILITARY FAIL BASIC FITNESS TEST SAYS :

    Failure confirmed to complete requisite number of press ups and to complete run within stated time limit

    methinks perchance not unconnected with current menu options burgers , pizza, cheesecake and profiterokes — as confirmed today by MOD !!!!

    Give em a tin of mash and bully beef !!!

    That s s what won the two world wars
    Ohhh … and a bit if roughage like Processed cabbage and swedes !!!

  57. 57
    Strange folk them Bermondsey boys says:

    Not a bad move when you consider working for Hughes would be a job for life.
    For some reason the people of Bermondsey keep voting LibDem whatever the weather.

  58. 58
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    MY WORDS WERE SO PROPHETIC PATHETIC.


  59. 59
    Postal Voter says:

    :)

  60. 60

    Well???

    They won the Battle of Britain for us .

    And now their keeping Bazalgette s sewerage and Crapper s plumbing systems from falling apart !!

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he hailed a late night cab and got a tip from the driver.

  62. 62

    ….at least better timeline than Milli La La Land

    Rumour has it he lll be out by September !

  63. 63
    An Old Chestnut re-visited says:

    It’s not new. I remember the same happening in the late 70s and as a we all had to pass an anual fitness test. But it wasn’t quite the problem made out in the press. Essentially those considered unfit were the desk jockeys and SNCOs which came as no surprise but it didn’t stop the press making a meal of it.

  64. 64
    Diane Abbott says:

    BROWN????

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH BROWN????

    WAAAAAAYYYYYYYCCCCIIISSSSTT

  65. 65
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    ONLY 66% of LibDems would vote to remain a member of the European Union ? Where have I gone wrong ? Why is that figure so low ?

  66. 66
    tabblenabble03 says:

    The reason why successive governments encouraged third world fast breeders into the country was to obviously boost the population. Liberal democracy has the effect of reducing TFRs hence causing shrinkage of populations (TFRs in countries such as Italy and Japan are well below the minimum replacement level of 2.1). This is not good for tax takes or big business. This coupled with an aging population and rising pension and healthcare costs places a much larger burden on the shrinking work-force.

    Another factor for targeting immigrants from third world countries was because of their lower than mean UK average IQ. It is an idisputable point that populations with a lower IQ correlates highly with higher TFRs/birth rates. It is a function of the less intelligent being able to delay personal gratification.

    Those with low cognitive ability are also more prone to open bank accounts i.e. take on loans (except M’uslims?) and consume more with less discrimination. Discrimination is a measure of intelligence.

    The peddlers of equalitarianism are libertarian anarchists who worship the god that mammon at the detriment to social well being.

  67. 67
    Diane Abbott says:

    AAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!

    YOU ARE SO WAAAAAYYYCIIISSSST

    MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE

  68. 68
    Boot out the Conservative led coalition in 2015 says:

    The Tory wrecking continues : our public safety at risk as Probation Service split up – and now new IT systems fail http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/probation-service-in-chaos-as-systems-wipe-offenders-data-9554444.html

  69. 69

    Yes but that would not stop sone charitable do good clique getting them back into the country on a tide of
    EEEEEEWWWWMANNNN Rights drivel .

    Unkess of course HMG declare them stateless..

    ….then they can come back as ……. asylum seekers !!!

  70. 70
    Jean Claude Junker says:

    UKIP 3% ?

  71. 71
    Mr Nobody says:

    Britain is actually making a decent job of running itself at present, far better than mainland Europe, most likely because the socialists were kicked out in 2010. As for asking a Pole how to run Britain – if Poland had made a better job of running itself they wouldn’t have migrated over here in their millions, would they now?

  72. 72

    “Send us your poor your hungry your huddled suicidal bomber masses “

  73. 73
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    I was worried when I hailed a cab in Bermondsey it would be Simon Hughes driving it much to my relief when I opened the door there was a knife wielding rapist at the wheel.

  74. 74
    ahmonika says:

    MP says he will name living politician who is ‘involved in child abuse’
    EXCLUSIVESimon Danczuk: ‘If asked any question, I will feel obliged to answer that question’ ( IoS )

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/mp-will-name-politician-involved-in-child-abuse-9554372.html

  75. 75
    Mr Nobody says:

    If you’re so fond of socialism, go and live in Hollande’s France. Good luck finding a job.

  76. 76

    Do the police picture this as a specifically broad brush killing or do they suspect it is part of a grander design ?

  77. 77
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    How many Ukrainians were deliberately starved to death by Stalin, how many others were sent to the labour camps, how many were shot by the NKVD? It would be difficult not to take up arms against the Soviets when the opportunity arose.

    When the Nazis attacked the USSR, they were greeted as liberators in some areas of Central Europe, which might suggest that all was not well with the great Soviet system. It was hated so much that even the Nazis could rely on support from oppressed peoples in 1941.

    Thankfully few of us have had to face up to the realities of rule by Stalin and Hitler.

  78. 78

    Angela “Smirkle” says

    Du bist ein DichKopf!!

    Come and work for me and I will grant you world domination !!!

  79. 79

    No he s probably his younger father .

    work wonders now with in vitro ….

  80. 80
    White rabbit says:

    Just what Britain wants .. Simon Hughes re-energised and ready for
    the BBC’s call. Simon Hughes, Keith Vaz, John Prescott, Diane Abbott. What great crime did Britain commit to deserve such as these. That’s it..I’m going to strangle myself.

  81. 81
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    “Arrest over ‘car boot full’ of voting forms”.

    England never used to be like this, why are these people allowed into the relm of power.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/10917142/Arrest-over-car-boot-full-of-voting-forms.html

  82. 82

    Yeah ” British naturalisation certificate says he was a miner
    from Accrington ..” —- via the Gestapo.

    I l bet the CPS will refuse to bring to trial because
    – all too long ago

    — difficult to disprove oncoming dementia

    –whole thing will cost too much money

    — public interest will not be served

    — -all basically too much trouble and gets in the way of
    watching Wimbledon Fortnight .

    There . Sorted .

  83. 83

    still no reason to continue living peacefully in a council house in Lancashire immune from all past crimes though is it .

    Do atrocities have a Statute of Limitations ?

  84. 84
    Cinna says:

    New Islamic bonds could raise £200m for Treasury in first issue ever by Western country
    Sharia forbids Muslims earning or paying interest
    Officials from the Treasury and Britain’s Debt Management Office toured Islamic cities last week
    Bonds – properly know as Sukuk – could be sold to Islamic investors
    Key date for launch is before Ramadan begins on June 29
    George Osborne wants Britain to be hub for Islamic and Chinese finance

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2664686/New-Islamic-bonds-raise-200m-Treasury-issue-Western-country.html#ixzz35MUTxcxT

  85. 85
    Rab C Nesbitt says:

    “…being [un]able to delay personal gratification.” That’s me!

    “…more prone to open bank accounts…” I’ve done that!

    “…consume more with less discrimination.” Me again!

    Idisputably I’m stupid!

    Did ye hear that, Mary?

    Oh Rab, I’m that pleased for ye!

  86. 86
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Wasn’t it a bit simpler than this? Newly-nationalised British Rail was unable to recruit station staff (used to be known as porters) and other labouring jobs. The Empire Windrush was the answer.

    At the time, the idea of increasing pay to incentivise employees was not known, or fell on deaf ears.

    It all rolled on from there.

  87. 87
    ukip.I.am says:

    First!

  88. 88

    VERDI , ROSSINI AND NERO SAY

    Thank you ms Abbot .. I trust we can also count on your undiluted support once the public start t criticising our operatic prowess and the Neronian practice of violin playing while our capital city burns ..

  89. 89

    Replied to you yesterday – Rousseau.

    NB: On O’bama not trying to defend him / make partisan points etc. But it is worth reflecting on where expectations and assumptions about certain things have been set or originated, and if they are not accurate – why.

    Aspects of responsibility surrounding !raq / Syr!a / !ran speak directly to that point.

    Many of the criticisms raised outside the US are really partisan in nature. Irrational in many respects, but as devices for undermining authority and humiliating quite effective. A key objective of R’uss!a at present is humiliation of the West.

    UK is also subject to EU propaganda / pressure as well.

    Note the three key propaganda messages which pan-Europa use to advance their agenda for federalization:

    i) A non United States of Europe will not be economically successful, and will descend into total war.

    ii) Russ!a is an existential hostile military threat which only a United Europe can counter.

    iii) Pan-America seeks to enslave weak European’s as means of production for its own industries.

    A broad overview of what has been going on there:

    Def. check the links on the uTube page – the European Movement is worth looking at.

    This blog post – particularly the links – worth a read also:

    h**p://20committee.com/2014/05/02/germany-wakes-up-from-its-snowden-binge/

    The key point is the involvement of R’uss!a – particularly in W’ikileaks / S’nowden – and in forming certain narratives: SVR seems to have sat in between NSA-GCHQ / BND for example attempting to divide – But BND etc. are outside the core loop, but very much inside the pan-Europa one.

    Europe has not quite managed to justify setting up its own security agency to compete with NSA / GCHQ, but is chewing through the more public intel tools such as G’oogle and F’acebook. That appears to be more for revisionist purpose than to act in the interests of Europeans.

    It is unclear if TTIP deal has been improved. IMHO, the pan-Europa lobby wants a bum-deal there in order to manufacture credibility for propaganda point 3 – above which advances their cause.

    To make credible point 2, the push into R’uss!a’s geopolitical back yard – especially U’kraine – must have been done for hostile reasons as R’uss!a has claimed. However, that R’uss!a were ready and waiting is kind of glossed over and should not be ignored. R’uss!a has a stronger geopolitical reason for wanting U’kraine in the R-Fed / EEU than EU does for U’kraine being in its Union. Hence what is happening right now.

    Final intrigue: If you read about the outing of UK’s Oman SEEB surveillance base – recall also this interesting article involving back-room deals involving !ran last year:

    http://tinyurl.com/lguozjz

    !ran is of key strategic interest for R’ussia, US and EU at present. When the card is played the balloon will go up.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  90. 90
    Wankers says:

    My savings aren’t earning any interest so British Banks have already embraced that Sharia Idea by the fucking look of it.

  91. 91
    Back to the futures says:

    Islamic Bonds ? Osborne should be clapped in irons. (He’d probably enjoy that.)

  92. 92
    Nick Clegg, homœopathic wannabe prime minister says:

    Sixth !

  93. 93
    White rabbit says:

    I forgot Rachel Reeves

  94. 94

    Yeh well done Ken ..what about the suicide bombers and the machete wielding bodycutters on London s streets .

    Are they imbued with the virtue of Love for All , Hatred for None ?

    BTW –tell your shirt tailor to do something about your sleeve length.

  95. 95
    ukip.I.am says:

    Hi Nick. Have you still get mental health issues?

  96. 96
    Kitty says:

    Notice how how profile “celebs”, also alleged to have visited Elm Guest House, have been allowed to move abroad, move all their assets abroad and take up foreign citizenship abroad as well.

    The political establishment have so far been protected from public scrutiny.

    Establishment cover up is the name of the game.

  97. 97
    Christ says:

    Milibands speeches are shit because Ed is too shit to write them himself.

  98. 98

    … thst was just that woman who is really a man getting her boot into Nigel before leaving to stand as AAAAn Independence from Eurooe candidate and never being heard of again ……..

  99. 99
    No wonder their unfit says:

    In the Navy 30% of the personnel are rear Admirals.

  100. 100
    Portugese News says:

    Three kids die after falling down holes left by the Met Police

  101. 101
    Minger says:

    Nick Clegg is not a man of principle.

  102. 102
    Lord Oakshit says:

  103. 103
    Honk says:

    Forgot Rachel Reeves?
    Easily done.

  104. 104
    The Vicar of Albion says:

    You could stand him in trafalgar square and project the football onto that forehead.

  105. 105
    Thick Northerner says:

  106. 106
    Buzz Frazer says:

    I’d never even heard of The Windrush until last year when it suddenly became something we all should know of.

  107. 107
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    As I mentioned earlier he was probably a teenage conscript ,probably one who saw his countrymen starved to death by the soviet SOCIALISTS .
    The communist butchers seem to have a statute of limitations working in their favour, as none of them have been called to account.

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  109. 109
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

  110. 110
    Marais Erasmus is the world's greatest umpire says:

    Tens of thousands march in London against coalition’s austerity measures http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/21/protest-march-austerity-london-russell-brand-peoples-assembly

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    You are assuming he’s guilty. He’s not been even charged with anything.

  112. 112
    +1000 says:

    +1000

  113. 113
    To Be Hacked is the New "I made a Cock up" says:

  114. 114
    England never used to be like this says:

    That would be before the days of enrichment.

  115. 115
  116. 116
    Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    I like a bit of black wood.

  117. 117
    Dreary Steeples says:

    May be they didn’t understand the question.

  118. 118
    ... a thing of rags and patches... says:

    One or two boatloads we could have coped with, but who invited the whole fucking fleet?

  119. 119
    The Wrong Miliband says:

    I smell a rat.

    [swoops]

  120. 120
    non taxable pikey says:

    Similarly with Romanians. I would not have taken 37 years to put a bullet into Ceaușescu’s head. Come to think of it not his head, better to gut shoot the bastard.

  121. 121
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Fuck me!

    there’s more that one Rahman from Tower Hamlets and he’s on Sunday politics now!

  122. 122
    Alain Ducnan says:

    You keep your sticky hands off of mine.

  123. 123
    ... a thing of rags and patches... says:

    We all agree 100% – we are all dyed in the wool racists and we freely acknowledge the fact. Now, does that make you happy? Kindly fuck off back to your kindergarten.

  124. 124
    non taxable pikey says:

    The barnacles gave up at about 100 feet down and headed upward towards the sun.

  125. 125
    non taxable pikey says:

    Katyn springs to mind immediately.

  126. 126
    non taxable pikey says:

    An awful lot of people escaped to Germany and then into DP camps in 1944 from the Baltic states due to the imminent arrival of Stalin’s NKVD killers.

  127. 127
    non taxable pikey says:

    We get them at the local gym all the time. Kids who want to join the Armed Services but cannot achieve even the basic level of fitness required. Frightening.

  128. 128
    Cinna says:

    WTF? Public cash to tackle the “harmful effects of welfare reform”.

    “Citizens Advice Scotland (Scottish charity SC016637)

    Last financial year [2012/13] Citizens Advice Scotland had an annual income of just over £10 million.

    70 per cent of this funding came in the form of grants from the UK Government’s Department for Business, Innovation and Skills to run our business, including supporting local citizens advice bureaux, helping people know their rights and campaigning to change things for the better.

    28 per cent of our income came from funders like the Scottish Government, the Big Lottery and the Money Advice Service to deliver projects on specific issues such as tackling the harmful effects of welfare reform, giving money advice and helping veterans and people serving in the armed forces.

    Two per cent of our income came from subscriptions from member Citizens Advice Bureaux, and small amounts of revenue from external sales of e-learning solutions”.

  129. 129
    This does nor apply to the Hackney Hipp or Yasmin Alibaba-Brown says:

  130. 130
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …or, indeed, a sinking shit.

  131. 131
    Please you fucking mental nutters... says:

    Now that we are on good terms with Iran again, can we have our boat back?

  132. 132
    Socialism is theft says:

    Even so it must be acknowledged, if one is to be even remotely honest, that it was the Tories not Labour, who did most to increase immigrant numbers for much of the second half of the 20th Century.

    And the reason for that was to keep low skilled wages down, so the less intelligent plebs knew their right place in society.

  133. 133
    ... a thing of rags and patches... says:

    …with Vice Admiral vices?

  134. 134

    You may want to compare what I wrote above on Europe ( – sounds a bit Tinfoil eh ? – :-) ) – with the analysis in this article:

    http://www.foreignpolicyi.org/content/angst-over-spying

    The article discusses in part the active measures strategy which P’utin has and still is deploying against G’ermany / EU.

    Suspect his focus now has shifted more to F’rance as splitting the original F’ranco-G’erman Union set up under the ECSC would satisfy his geopolitical needs of neutralizing EU competition to his EEU. He has been broadly successful in G’ermany if only in confounding the political lead of M’erkel which will impede G’ermany’s pursuit of national objectives a little.

    Note that an already receptive audience, such as one which has a preference for pushing propaganda as indicated above, makes the active measures more effective and easier to deploy: His enemy will do a lot of the leg work for him, and be more receptive. Sun Tzu redux.

    This will further explain Cameron’s reckless approach in objecting to Juncker.

    However, those in Europe should have figured this out now, and their priority is preservation and strengthening of the Union. Recall my point the other day about a possible mid-term switch to Schulz.

    Unlike Nixon, Cameron’s ‘crazy man’ approach has damaged his own credibility which is testament to the reality that not all can pull off that approach.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The electoral commission should got off their arses for once do something about it and declare the results null and void, bloody banana republic!.

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    Have they got a #hashtag though? says:

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    Acting ord High Executioner says:

    We need a fucking good clear out of our stupid wimpy traitorous judiciary. Judges and / or magistrates that make that sort of decision should be strung up on the court room clock tower.

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    Lord Flashheart says:

    Rik Mayall was a proud Englishman who did commercials mocking the EU and championing England. A talented, funny man unlike the Mark Steels of the world. RIP

  139. 139
    Acting Lord High Executioner says:

    Who snitched my proper title?

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    Rochdale voter says:

    Has he stopped taking the medication now?

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    Socialism is theft says:

    I have no problem at all with Muslim males going to fight in Syria. The problem I have is with letting the ones who do not die come back.

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    Acting Lord High Executioner says:

    We need a SMERSH-like wet ops department to deal with these types.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    A sensible Question says:

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Apparently, Cressida’s Dick – another fat, overpaid rozzer – thinks that we are going to have problems from extremists when they “return home”:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/10917709/Britain-will-face-costs-of-Islamic-extremism-for-many-years-says-Cressida-Dick.html

    Home, eh?

    Listen Dave, Ed, Nick, Teresa, Cressida et al: these filth are as British as I’m a fucking Chinaman. The problem doesn’t start “in our schools”; it starts at our fucking borders.

    They have no right to live here; they should have no right to a British Passport which they have rampantly abused. Strip them of their British passports and send the fuckers back to their country of origin.

    Got it?

  146. 146
    Retweeted by William Hague says:
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    Acting Lord High Executioner says:

    Not earning interest – that’s what it says in the book, but just about every muzzy country has some sort of account for muzzys which pays decent annual interest/dividends/commissions etc. Hypocritical bastards all of them.

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    Acting Lord High Executioner says:

    … but even if he did write them himself, I seriously doubt if much or anything would change.

  149. 149
    Andrew Strauss says:

    Howzat !

  150. 150
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish everyone in the universe well.

  151. 151
    Socialism is theft says:

    Surely this is just normal public sector competence levels? And which party loves the public sector more than the others?

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    ... a thing of rags and patches... says:

    That will only happen when Cameron drums up enough courage to just fire the fucking lot of them and start again with decent unbiased and trustworthy human beings.

    Why is that daft cow Watson still in her job?

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    Marais Erasmus is the world's greatest umpire says:

    Hello? Barack, can you hear me now? Cameron reveals his struggle to get a phone signal while on holiday in Cornwall http://dailym.ai/1j03Ss2

  154. 154
    ... eye patch says:

    Now, perhaps somebody will tell us what exactly it was that drew the attention of Mr Plod to that vehicle.

  155. 155
    Me says:

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    rick says:

    It was established at Nuremberg that only the Germans and Japanese committed war crimes. The victors were pure as snow. Not a single crime recorded against the other participants. The thousands of children fried in Nagasaki/Hiroshima probably had it coming – ask our Tone about Iraq – he’ll tell you.

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    The B Word says:

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    I am everso sightly annoyed says:

    … and CLOSE THE FUKKING BORDERS TIGHT SHUT! DO IT NOW. NO ONE COMES IN WITHOUT A PRE-OBTAINED VISA FROM THEIR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE/ORIGIN.

    WHAT IS SO FUKKING DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT???

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Uk national debt = £1,296,871,000,000 or £95,893 for each child, the ones who will have to pay it all back.

    http://www.debt-clock.org/

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    Hey? says:

    But… ISIS ARE US TRAINED!

  161. 161
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    And ‘C’-list wannabes

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    Honest, I do not sniff coke bottles says:

    He is so smooth and cynical, I bet he only drinks high life milk.

  163. 163
    Z# says:

    Oy VeY!

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    Socialism is theft says:

    I wonder which bird-brain came up with that feeble excuse. Someone must have thought it would fly.

  165. 165
    Cinna says:

    Tony B*lair seems to be getting away with a lot worse. We know what he did, it was all over the TV. As I understand it there is no case (as yet) against this guy, other than he was a sometime member of an SS unit.

  166. 166
    Z# says:

    That’s because the commies were largely of the cosen one’s origin. They killed far more in the holodo mor than allegedly died in the holo caust

  167. 167
    barrowboy says:

    pissing in, pissing out ?

  168. 168
    Cinna says:

    Britain’s B*arack O’Bama?

    Says it all then doesn’t it?

  169. 169
    Z# says:

    They also allow ZI oLoons here whose religion makes them loyal to a despot foreign colony above all else.

  170. 170
    Met Officer ( sunburned ) says:

    Not true . We only left half holes.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    The Vice Admiral’s rear is the Rear admiral’s vice.

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    You only get the polititians you deserve says:

    Christ, I must be a thicko.

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    Thanks for your responses on previous page, above and below. I have read all but not had time to follow up the links as the sea is my pleasant environment for today and the sun is actually shining, so need to make hay, if only proverbially. Will come back with considered view later, possibly even tomorrow.

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    BBC Londonistan latte drinking C*nts says:

    So pleased will we be when Chuka becomes Britain’s first Black PM we’ll nominate him for the Noble Peace Prize.

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    Nick Clegg, homœopathic wannabe prime minister says:

    I’m still a member of the LibDems so I guess the answer is yes. (:

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    koba says:

    No doubt about it, the labourites have twigged that the ways of the extreme left is not a ticket to office, that just leaves the electorate with a left of centre political outlook or to vote ukip. There is no way of escaping socialist policies without leaving the EU, a conservative government cannot govern as conservatives.

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    Nick Clegg, homœopathic wannabe prime minister says:

    I am a fine example of the Peter Principle.

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    Anonymous says:

    The smug arrogant bastard should be picking cotton.

  179. 179
    Cressida Dick says:

    The more I fuck up the higher the career ladder I climb.
    It’s as if I have a common purpose Guardian Angle watching my back.

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    Chuka says:

    Wrong! Obarmy is the American Chuka.

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    ♫ There are more answers than questions ♫ says:

    If you don’t want to know the solution to yesterday’s Minnie Lividword just yet then look away now.

    
    
    

    Across :
    2. Infest
    5. Cinemas
    7. Stripe
    9. Poll
    10. Armistice
    11. Delusionary
    14. Spoonface
    17. Vote
    18. Broads
    19. Recycle
    20. Thieve
    Down :
    1. Enslave
    3. First
    4. Tee
    5. Cops
    6. Alarms
    8. Picky
    11. Duper
    12. Oscine
    13. Rejoice
    15. Ovate
    16. Meme
    18. Bit
    ~

    http://bit.ly/1iwd78u

    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    Vote UKIP :D

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    Diana Abbott says:

    Me don’t wear no babylon panties dem invented by the honkey to enslave me womanhood.

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    Anonymous says:

    The muzzies in this country should be left in no doubt that the first terrorist attack by these extremist will signal the an end to our tolerance of these vermin and they will be dealt with.
    If they cannot live in a civilised manner then God help them.

  184. 184
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Deport all the c unts.

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    Banned says:

    Does he have a girlfriend/wife? or is he a……..

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    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    Well done to the lib lab cons for their open door policies and sham immigration controls
    We now face slaughter in our own country as muslim terrorists bring their venom back to this country
    and why do we have to let them back in ?

    Because it’s against THEIR Human rights to refuse them
    It’s all down to spineless bastard politicians who have never lived in the real world , lets hope most of their targets are politicians then it wont be all that bad

    Why can’t they pass a law stating that as these terrorists were fighting in an illegal war that makes them murderers ? Oh Wait !

  187. 187
    Eric Pickles says:

    EU prez favourite Juncker is ‘a drunk who has cognac for breakfast’ http://dailym.ai/TiDQtm

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    It doesn’t really make much difference to us. We’ll be out of this circus in 2017.

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    Man in Parallel Universe says:

    Phew…that was lucky.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    I say good luck to Ed. Better him than this Tory lot, most of whom despise the poor, half of whom back UKIP on issues of race, and enough of whom sympathise with Neocons like Gove to the extent that they would gladly sell this country to a right-wing Republican government just like Tony Warcriminal did, given the chance

  191. 191
    Twitterwoo says:

    With Ed Miliband as leader you are far from being out the woods old chum

  192. 192
    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    Looks like he loves a spit roast

  193. 193
    Fido Gawkes says:

    Most people who vote Tory have no idea what policies they are voting for.
    They are merely attempting to make a statement about their perceived social status.
    “We are Tories, you know, phnarr phnarr”

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    Worth taking time – and to def. read through the links linked to in those posted above.

    The active measures stuff is convoluted and despite being attributed to R’uss!a predominantly (they are undeniable masters of the craft though…) the techniques are employed by all sides.

    Keeping an eye on rational final objectives and understanding that the strategy typically uses at least three double-cross steps to get the desired outcome helps. The objectives themselves are obvious but obfuscated.

    To adjust the frame – seeing precisely how this infamous question of S’nowden handed a propaganda victory lock stock and barrel to P’utin is instructive:

    He apparently did not ask that question with K’remlin prompting, and it was painted as S’nowden’s shark jump.

    Could be a mistake, but given that in the game he is playing ‘mistakes’ are usually calculated strategy, there are many other credible reasons. His R’ussian visa is due up soon – will be interesting to see if they renew.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  195. 195
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    How fit do you need to be to operate a Drone?

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if any of the Tory scum mill owners responsible for importing muslims in the 50s and 60s , would give a shit about the long term damage to the country of their actions?

    Probably not, is the sad truth.

    When the interests of the money worshipping right and the anti-white left coincide, ordinary native Britons had better starting worrying.

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    Blowhard watch says:

    You really are a pompous arsehole.

  198. 198
    British Labour Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Brown is the reason this country has sunk so low with most of our customs destroyed.

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    Britain has always been a place people run to not away from I wonder why? says:

    In the face of the most extreme provocation by Irish and Islamic terrorism the British haven’t and probably wont start to grab pitchforks and torches.
    It is to our credit this doesn’t happen not that you will hear Alibaba Brown say as much the bitter and twisted old C*nt that she is.

  200. 200
    Roger Helmer says:

    Farage lives off the gravy train, mops up the gravy with our bread. He’s done you up like a kipper.

  201. 201
    Diane Abbott says:

    WHITE RABBIT?????

    WHY NOT A BLACK RABBIT

    WAAAAAAYYYYYCCCCIIIISSSSSST!!!!

  202. 202
    ? says:

    You’re up early Moussa did you Shit the bed?

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Diane Abbott says:

    WAYCIST! !!!!!!!!

    I’M CALLING THE POLICE!!!!

    AAARRGGGHHH!!!!!

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    I didn't believe an elected MP could be so very thick says:

    Having watched Ms reeves on the Politics Show today, I despair at the standard of intelligence that seemed to be on display.
    The woman’s abilities would be stretched in having to refill the shelves of laxatives at Tesco.

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    Liblabcon's responsibility says:

    Liblabcon, you brought these people here against the English people’s wishes.

    You will be as much responsible as the jihadist scum if there is any attacks.

  207. 207
    Miriam's hubby says:

    I am a man of principle actually.
    And if you don’t like the ones that I show today then I can change them as you wish.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Too much champagne.

  209. 209
    Owl calling Danny Boy says:

    The Labour press team?
    T’wits to-you

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    In 1945 he was in UK Rimini camp: That was 69 years ago.

    His current age is quoted as being 88.

    He would have been at age 19 when in Rimini, and younger when in P’oland. So he was definitely a conscripted teenager when in service.

    His story may be confirmed by other records yet to be uncovered.

    If he has inclination to provide an affidavit accounting his war time experiences that would be of value to the historical record. There are not many first hand witnesses of that conflict left now – all eyewitness / first hand accounts are of value.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Typical Libdum. If you recall, in the days of the Light Brigade those in charge watched from the top of a hill some considerable distance away from anywhere near the Russian guns. Clegg will be based on Hampstead Heath.

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    hello kitty says:

    really? i wonder if the name lucian deville means anything to him.

    what was that about unencrypted wi-fi hey lucian you remarked about a loooooooooooong time ago? any idea how much fucking chaos you caused? course you do. not long long till you’re bagged and then i am personally going to cut your head off, and that’s a factual fact!!!!

    ps we will get our gold back, even if it means kaaba-boom.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    I see all the Tory MEPs have swanned off on an all expenses paid jolly to Croatia, paid for by British taxpayers.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2664787/Tory-MEPs-accused-hypocrisy-attacking-EU-waste-spending-30-000-taxpayer-funded-trip-Croatia.html

    “Tory MEPs were accused of hypocrisy last night after spending tens of thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money on a week-long junket to the popular holiday destination of Croatia.
    It comes after they campaigned to cut wasteful spending by the EU in last month’s European elections.
    Fourteen Tory MEPs – some accompanied by spouses – spent an estimated £30,000 on flights, rooms at a five-star hotel and sumptuous local cuisine.
    The group even included two politicians who lost their seats in last month’s European elections.”

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    #RusselBrandIsAThelemiteMong ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tony Blair says:

    Back in 2006, after the second US invasion of Iraq culminated if not with the discovery of the WMDs (which were the pretext for the invasion in the first place), but the unearthing (literally) and kangaroo court trial of Saddam Hussein, the US was quick to announce “mission accomplished.” Recent events have made a mockery of that claim, however what is truly the straw that broke the back of poetic justice, to mix metaphors, are reports from local media that as part of its blitz-campaign to take over northern Iraq, ISIS found and the promptly executed Rauf Rashid Abd al-Rahman, the judge who sentenced Saddam to death: a death which to many was the crowning moment of the second US invasion of Iraq, and the confirmation of successful US foreign policy.

    It goes without saying that if true, the murder of the man who indirectly did the US bidding in slamming the book shut on the Saddam regime (and with it US claims of Iraqi “liberation”) and was responsible for Saddam’s death, means the last “Mission Accomplished” posted can now be safely taken down.

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    If he has brandy for breakfast he has risen in my estimation .

  217. 217

    Cressida Dick is Common Purpose.

    Didn’t she give the nod to shoot the Braz!lian guy a few years back ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  218. 218
    Yorkie says:

    Lancashire as a whole is a cul-de-sac.

  219. 219
  220. 220
    The Sun says:

    TVs LIAM BEGGED ME FOR A FOURSOME

    I said I couldn’t play golf

    ON OTHER PAGES

    Other made-up prolefeed.

  221. 221

    Is that Rahman related to the mayor of Tower Hamlets ?

    Just sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Then stop wondering why. There is always a first time and believe me our patience is now hanging by the proverbial gossamer thread. It will not take very much more to make it all kick off – and as there is no longer an army to come to the assistance of the police, you may rest assured that general countrywide mayhem will ensue.

    The Irish were only pretending anyway, which is why they usually gave a long enough warning on the mainland to clear the area. What they did in Ireland is their own business and was for the local community to deal with.

    The muzzies have already started with three or four trial runs. Their practice runs are now over and they have shown themselves to be not only wrong in their heads, but also deadly serious. They will be dealt with accordingly. It will not be pretty.

    Get your essential supplies in now while there is still time – and don’t say you have not been warned.

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    Cinna says:

    Thought you’d nipped off to Bagdhad.

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    Seeing the light says:

    Oh bugger – and there was us thinking that all MEPs got their pay from Brussels and not Whitehall. What fools we have been for so long!

  225. 225
    Seeing the light says:

    80% of muzzies have the names Mohd and Rahman given to them at birth. So almost certainly no connection.

  226. 226
    Seeing the light says:

    Perhaps he was looking for a fourth for a game of Bridge? Different sort of Clubs and certainly no mashies and niblicks!

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    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

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    Seeing the light says:

    Not the first. In the last Parliament some prissy MP crossed the floor remarking to all and sundry that he would be much better off there – and his new party were beaten at the subsequent GE. Can’t recall his name, but I think it was Quentin or something similar.

  229. 229
    D Allbutt says:

    Anyway, I can’t find none big enough to fit me.

  230. 230
    Seeing the light says:

    Yup – and was promptly promoted to even further above her capabilities. Must be the token female thing at work in Scotland Yard. Is there a female equivalent of the “Peter principle”?

  231. 231
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Go for the easy loot.

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    A little irony my side.

    Rahman is from Surah al-Rahman: ‘The Most Merciful’

    See Qu’ran 55:1 – 55:10

    Even more ironic in context.

    Rauf is a K’urd from H’alabja – where S’addam had targeted his infamous 1988 gas attack.

    Very different to Lutfur whose family name is just Rahman.

    Abd al-Rahman as a family is much more important, but not necessarily linked to Rauf:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abd_al-Rahman_I

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Seeing the light says:

    The Black Police Association are now all off work getting ready for Ramadan which starts in a few days, so I doubt anyone will pick up the black Bakelite phone for the next month or so.

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    Maybe.

    Word is the Braz!lian guy may have been involved in a domestic terrorism plot. Doesn’t really make sense to have Braz!lian electrician’s in L’ondon on reflection.

    That was pre-Miranda / Greenwald. Braz!l is a key part of the Snowden stuff and is hostile to UK interests.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  235. 235
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Get stuffed, Cleggy.

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    The Growler says:

    Yes but the UK went into a deep recession at least 2 years before mainlandd Europe, they weree laughing at us but they soon found out they had banksters of their own who had large operations in London and New York, no regulation

  237. 237
    Diane Abbott says:

    STOP SAYING BLACK!!!!!!

    THAT WORD IS FORBIDDEN TO WHITES!!!!!

    ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE WAAAYCIST YOU WAAAAYCIST!!!!!!!

  238. 238
    Diane Abbott says:

    YOU HORRIBLE WAAAAYCIST!

  239. 239
    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Am I ‘Someone Else’ ??

  240. 240
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    We can’t use emails so we use bongo drums.

  241. 241
    Diane Abbott says:

    YOU ARE WHITE SO YOU CAN’T BE TRUSTED

    WHITES ARE EVIL

    THE UK MUST BE MADE BROWN

    IF YOU DISAGREE YOU’RE A WAAAAAYCIST

  242. 242
    Clean Sheets says:

    There was shit in the bed, weather it was his or not I doubt he will say.

  243. 243
    The Growler says:

    Are you the duty ship’s cat today puss? Still it is better than stuffed a shoe box.

  244. 244
    Diane Abbott says:

    SHUT UP SHUT UP

    WHITE PEOPLE MUST BE SILENCED

    WHITE PEOPLE ARE WAAAAAYCIST

  245. 245
    The Growler says:

    Crisp?

  246. 246
    Diane Abbott says:

    HOW DARE YOU SAY BONGO BONGO LAND!!!!!!

    WAAAAAYCIST!!!

    WAAAAAAYCIST!!!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  247. 247
    Diamonds geezer says:

    He’s all hearts !

  248. 248
    Diane Abbott says:

    ARE YOU A WHITEY?

    THEN YES YOU ARE!

    YOU’RE ALSO A WAAAAAAAYCIST!

  249. 249
    Village Idiot says:

    …..”A sinking ship joining the………..(you know the rest)???

  250. 250
    No smoke signals until Chuka's fired says:

    Is he saying that he’s sabotaged their internet connections ?

  251. 251
    The Growler says:

    Most likely, unless the promised ones demand with threats and Dave and his chums will just rubber stamp the extradition, they cann’t be bothered either

  252. 252
    The Growler says:

    Strangely enough the Germans had a Muzzie regiment, not many people know than

  253. 253
    The Growler says:

    A who is the the Chancellor of Lancaster, it could be Dave Boy, the Chancellor of a cul-de-sac

  254. 254
    The Growler says:

    You are using the “Q” word!!!!!!!!!!

  255. 255
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Fat fingers could be a problem?

  256. 256
    David Axlegrease says:

    COMEDY GOLD FROM RACHEL ‘FOGHORN’ REEVES.

  257. 257
    Jack D says:

    I thought the N word was nob.

  258. 258
    The Growler says:

    I thought they were supposed to be roughy-toughy guys in Londonistan all those gangsters and things, easily accessable guns, folks disappear, string up those that offend them under bridges

  259. 259
    Harriet says:

    That’s no rat, that’s my pussy.

  260. 260
    zzzzzzzzzzz says:

    I presume that Mr Wilson remained awake throughout the interview.
    She really is the thickest of short planks, the very thickest.

  261. 261
    The Growler says:

    Yup, it’s that public school sort of thing they a fortune out to whipped by a dominatrix

  262. 262
    The Growler says:

    1 can’t be bothered
    2 costs too much to investigate
    3 Dave’s chillaxing and doesn’t want disturbing
    4 if we ignore it, it will go away

  263. 263

    Riiight. Let’s get this clear.

    Someone takes the time and care to respond to your post and responds with three lengthy and detailed pieces, carefully crafted and informative, complete with multiple links.

    In reply, one says that one will read them carefully, study the responses and come back with a considered view at a later time. One does this because one holds the interlocutor in high esteem, not necessarily because one agrees with him all the time but because you respect his argument.

    That, in your world, makes one a pompous arsehole. What a mentally impoverished world you must live in.

  264. 264

    Swimming and crumpet. Beat that! :-)

  265. 265
    Little Ed's Words of Wisdom #1 says:

    Politics is the art of hoodwinking the electorate.

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    What a ballsacher says:

    … and just exactly where does he get that so called information from?

    He can’t do simple things like telling the truth about the Labour Party and its years of catastrophe. Can he even tie his own shoe laces – or does he always wear loafers so he does not have to?

    Dozy Hunt should bugger off back to Nigeria.

  267. 267
    Dim is the colour of my true love's brain in the morning... says:

    … a sine qua non for being a Labour MP

  268. 268
    Anonymous says:

    Decent Pub near Witney, Ox. I seem to remember.

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    Not important who invited them in, who let them stay when the Mills closed ? Germany seemed to have the right idea with the Turkish immigrant labour. Didn’t they send them home?

  270. 270
    The British Public says:

    Out and in to a rougher’s job in the EUSSR.

  271. 271
    The British Public says:

    Well said.

  272. 272
    The two Muppets says:

    They never had a Gordon Brown .

  273. 273
    The British Public says:

    Bring back the Krays.

  274. 274
    The British Public says:

    Cant we sterilize all muzzies, you know it makes sense.

  275. 275
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    The other 34% voted LIbdem because they wanted to abolish student loans

  276. 276
    Allah says:

    “The money raised will be repayable in five years. But instead of interest, bond-buyers will earn rental income from three Government office”

    FFS! Why didn’t that fucking peedo idiot Mohammed make provision to avoid this loophole?

  277. 277
    The British Public says:

    Still after PIE hey.

  278. 278
    Once a day, but twice on Sundays says:

    Chuka Umunna, a name you’ll find in the Domesday book, I’m sure

  279. 279
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    My experience is they are completely useless. I went to them for help with a problem I was having with the local council over council tax they wrongly claimed I owed.

    CAB staff suggested I write to the council! I already had a thick file of correspondence which made it obvious the council was simply stonewalling, which was why I went to CAB. They had no other suggestions whatsoever. Total waste of space.

  281. 281
    Orwell that ends well says:

    Sef – you are clueless :-)

  282. 282
    Anonymous says:

    There was a shit in the bed, then he got up.

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, because if you really believe in a god, he’s going to be so impressed when you stand in front of him for judgment, that you managed to find a loophole to get round the precise wording of his commands. Good luck with that.

  284. 284
    Colonel Mustard says:

    Why do we assume that young Muslims are so much more likely to become radicalised after going to fight what they see as inhumanity and injustice that were young socialists in the 1930s?

    Or is it that they are radicalised (with dreams of bloody revolution) before they go? – perhaps because MI5 is not as good at inflitrating hardline groups as it was with the Communists before WW2.

  285. 285
    Loosing It says:

    Some career move! Perhaps he was pushed?

  286. 286
    Loosing It says:

    No Katyn-the one in Poland, where hundreds of Polish officers were shot was ordered by Stalin not the Schutzstaffel. This was confirmed by post-Soviet inspection of hitherto secret Russian files. It could also have been made earlier by examining the cartridge cases left in the ground but it was politically better to blame the SS.

  287. 287
    Loosing It says:

    A Turkish SS Mountain Division called “Handschar”.

  288. 288
    Loosing It says:

    Tinned lettuce perhaps?

  289. 289
    Too Old To Get It Up says:

    You are a princess, darling!

  290. 290
    Too Old To Get It Up says:

    If he is the God of the Israelites he will indeed. “Good thinking my son-you are a diamond geezer!


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