June 20th, 2014

WATCH: Fabricant Doorstepped by Sky News


  1. 1
    Nurse Ratched says:

    Bad news for Cameron.


    Perhaps that is something he might act upon?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2
    Take That Guido says:

    Labour soars to 6pt lead. EdM’s foes put to sword & fire. TNS LAB 35%, CON 29%, UKIP 23%, LIB DEM 6%, OTHER 8% NB UKIP 23%


    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      Probably people hoping for a free owl.


      • 15
        Bill Quango MP/8 says:

        Going to be the new buzz-idea at Labour HQ.

        Puffins, penguins, Albatross, Emus, Parrots and probably a canary all coming our way in the manifesto.


        • 25

          Why can’t you MPs just apologise in advance for everything you are ever likely to say and post it on YouTube?

          You could even try a choral effort with counterpoint for complete parties.

          Then, all you have to do when you say, “The economy is improving”, or something equally offensive, you can just send the complainant the link.


        • 42
          Sue Denim says:

          The Dodo is probably the most representative bird for Labour


    • 64
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      Consservatives less than John Major in ’97 then? What utter garbage. Recent local and by-election results would suggest otherwise.

      By pollsters seem to only exist fro wankers like you to make comment on them.


    • 107
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Never mind owls, wait until I deliver my first budgie!


    • 124



    • 147
      Serial Sniffer Of Socks says:

      Methinks that the GBP will decide what they’ll choose (and that’s British Citizens). Ain’t life a biatch when you have to deal with Locals?


  3. 3
    TeeB says:

    Nice vid.


  4. 4
    John Tandy says:

    She can make the most tolerant viewer feel the same way…..


  5. 5
    Butch Dave says:


    Shouldn’t he be at work on a Friday morning: and that is his Lichfield home.


  6. 6
    Dazza says:

    Slow news day Sky?


  7. 7
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Labour soars? Are we still on owls?


  8. 9

    If he feels like a star, that is probably the lignocaine from the dentists wearing off.

    He will be a bit up and down for the next day or so.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  9. 12

    For what?

    Sorry for ever having been a Tory?
    Sorry for being male?
    Sorry for being while?
    Sorry for having been born in the UK?
    Sorry for owning his own house?
    Sorry for going to the dentist?
    Sorry for having used the word ‘black’ on a really dark Sky day?


  10. 13
    Banned says:

    Why the hell does every politician who speaks his/her mind have to apologise? Why can’t someone say what they think and then stand by it without the predictable media-initiated witch-hunt putting pressure on them? For once I would like to see a politician say “I said it. I stand by it. If you expect an apology then get screwed!”


    • 101
      Jack Ketch says:

      +a googleplex or two.


    • 113
      Itz community relations, innit says:

      Because we not longer live in a free country, and to keep the lid on the increasing balkanisation – er, vibrancy of the country, the powers that be must ratchet ever upwards state authoritarianism.

      You’d better get used to it, because the gutless, bribed and blackmail liblabcon have zero intention of ever sticking up for our values.


    • 128
      Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

      Well said Banned!

      Go back a few pages and you will see that I posted something very similar (connected with a Handycock entry).

      Keep up the good work – we are beginning to get the message through. Even that poor stranded lady on her raft agreed with me!


  11. 14
    Meanwhile. The Labour Train has pulled into Wales says:


    • 16
      Ed disturbs elderly Lady in a Welsh cabinet says:


    • 18
      Mycroft says:

      ‘Great’ as in they all bigged each other up… right… I see.

      Toss-pots talk bolleaux and congratulate themselves for doing so.

      Funny old world…


    • 30
      Some bloke says:

      Labour’s new hot air machine approaches readiness for the general election.


    • 44
      táxpáyér says:

      I have friends who worked there, but It’s possibly the silliest place to have that facility.

      It’s nowhere near ANY major airport.


      • 49
        It is a Taxpayer funded factory says:

        Regional grants mate. The whole bloody place was paid for by grants and probably the ongoing costs too. When they run out it will re-locate to the next grant area, probably Albania.


    • 46
      Bruce Willis says:

      Wasn’t it in Die Hard 2 that the bloke went into the jet engine?


    • 57
      The BBC LIED says:

      But this makes no sense. The whole Labour team are having a meeting in a Welsh engine factory. Yet the BBC WatO said Labour were totally taken up by their latest scoop about the pathetic Tory lead government, something to do with funding the disabled.


      • 89
        Help! The climate is trying to kill me!! says:

        Maybe the Labour team are there to protest about carbon emissions. They probably want to shut the factory down, to Save The Climate.


    • 63
      The Vicar of Albion says:

      Somebody start that jet engine.


    • 72
      Another Engineer says:

      I wonder how many of them could explain how that big fan thing behind them works?


      • 131
        Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

        Just tell them it’s the hoover for when the night shift come in to do the cleaning. But don’t tell that Alibaba women as she’ll automatically assume she is the one being spoken about.


    • 143
      Turbinetastic says:

      Ballsac find something a bit more hugely windbaggy than he is!! That takes some doing!


  12. 20
    Monika under fire says:

    Alibhai-Brown wrote an article in the Independent, now removed. That various commentators found offensive and said so. All references and comments have now been removed from most Blogs including the Speccie, but this is the gist of what she said.

    Almost more depressing is the sight of black and Asian Britons following the wind blowing the Tories to victory. Boris has recruited Afro Caribbean “leaders” who believe in physical chastisement and smart young Asians who deny the existence of racism and want an end to political correctness. The more old-fashioned Uncle Toms and their female equivalents are now expediently making themselves known to the Tories and right-wing think tanks.

    When are the Police going to arrest and charge the real Racist. YAB.


  13. 23
    More Nicey than Smashie says:

    The longer this goes on, the more stupid Alibaba-Brown looks

    Fabricant couldn’t throw a punch if tried.


  14. 24
    Monika under fire says:

    Geedo modding all references to YAB’s disgusting Indy article, along with very-one else. Operation protect the Ugandan in full swing.


  15. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Sky news currently trying to tar him as racist. Sad stuff from sky news.


    • 132
      Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

      Sky news is listing dangerously to port. Much further and it will go under – just like that Korean ferry.


  16. 29
    Abu Qatada says:

    Guido,Tories like you think people like me should be ayahs or selling you curry.

    Oy Vey.


  17. 32
    Abdul Basset Liquorice Allsort says:

    I’d like to apologise for wanting to slap Rod Liddle in the face with a large wet fish.


  18. 33
    don't forget says:

    Every time she opens her whining gob it’s a few
    thousand more votes for UKIP.


  19. 34
    White rabbit says:

    Fabricant for Home Secretary.


    • 94
      Bert says:


      The laundry conditioner that also cares for wigs*

      Contains ionic surfactants. Do not drink. In case of ingestion give plenty of milk and call a doctor.

      * Man-made fibres only. Try a test area first.


  20. 36
    Eurograph says:

    No one at all speculating on who Dave will announce as the British commissioner to replace Baroness Troughsnout?


  21. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Bet Jeff Immelt is pissed that his minions spend time with this bunch of losers.


  22. 38
    jimmy says:

    Am I wrong or did the perma-outraged left not get involved when the odious bonnie greer said she wanted to slap nick griffin.

    A slightly unfair comparison, I’ll grant you, as Yasmin Brown is far worse than Griffin in that she has openly said she favours genocide of all whites but still shows how little value we should put in Dan Hodges. Hadley Freeman, Cathy Newman & Co being perma-offended.


    • 83
      Diane Abbott says:



    • 136
      Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

      Bonny Grim – another one who should be forcibly removed from the tv sofas and returned to her homeland before noon on Monday. When oh when are we going to get a Home Secretary with some balls who will rid us of all these noxious incomers?


  23. 39
    The Growler says:

    The Tories have a fatter offering than that guy


    • 133

      Built like the brick shithouse thst he is I somehow don t think he is Marcel Marceaux’s brother or other relation !

      methinks he would not be suited for prolonged deep sea diving in search of sunken treasure and subacqueous flora and fauna as did his namesake .


  24. 41
    Rimmer says:

    Amazing lack of reading comprehension from the left and their media. Fabricant specifically said, in his opening line, that he wasn’t going to do it. Furthermore it was a joke – every time someone (assuming said person is a white, male Tory I suppose) says “I could murder a …” or “I honestly felt like slapping so and so” will they lose their job?


  25. 43
    Selohesra says:

    Did he win?


  26. 47
    Sun Photographer says:

    I never trespass on other peoples property.


  27. 51
    Will says:

    The problem is the left bends over so far to accommodate certain people that it does not realise that these people really hate them. If the Muslims did come to power in this country this Yasmin would be the first to suffer as well as Owen jones and the rest of the left. The guardian would be shut down and the bbc subject to sacking all its female and gay staff.


    • 76
      Jezza says:

      Not all bad then


    • 77
      The Great British Public says:

      With gays and females banished from the BBC there would not be many left.

      The same applies to parliament..


    • 82
      Dangerous Brian says:

      Females sacked, gays put to the sword.


    • 111
      Allies with knives behind their backs says:

      It’s the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact all over again.

      The left finds muslims a useful battering ram against the despised white working classes, and a source of cheap and often fraudulent votes.

      While Muslims gain influence and power through the political establishment.

      It’s only temporary of course.

      Place your bets on which group will double cross the other first.


  28. 53
    Revelling in the joys of buttock sex says:

    Meetings, Meetings & Meetings.


  29. 55
    I'm both shocked and offended...what's he say? says:

    Fabricant is one of those parliamentary clowns that each party seems to have at least one of.
    What’s the fucking big deal?


  30. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Brown not heard of white muslims? Brown forever plays the race card.


  31. 65
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    It’s a bit odd that a politician should get grief for saying he’d might punch somebody whereas dropping tons of high explosive on thousand seems to be OK.


  32. 67
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    I’d never heard of her before today. From what I’ve read, she sounds odious and I’m once again left wondering how people such as her are invited onto TV to spout their anti-English clap-trap. If she doesn’t like our country, why doesn’t she fuck off back to her own?


    • 81
      Diane Abbott says:



    • 97
      Diversity is Strength - just ask Austro-Hungary says:

      We are here to enrich you silly.

      Think of the state of your country now if Windrush have never set sail, and you had to become self-reliant and self-sufficient in employment and skills.

      It’ll be hell on earth.


    • 134
      Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

      You have clearly never had the delightful opportunity of kicking the tv screen in when she appears on Dateline London. Lefty bullshyte for lefty dimwits worlwide, every weekend.


  33. 69
    Mycroft says:

    Menopausal Mad-woman makes a fool of herself, what’s new?

    HRT is available on the NHS.

    There are no excuses these days, my ex-MiL was mental as f’ck until she got the HRT treatment.

    I mean… walking around with a tea-cosy on her head asking if it would make a nice hat for Ascot was a bit of a dead-give-away that something ‘wasn’t quite right’.

    If you think the Y-A-B is barking my ex-MiL would have knocked her into a cocked hat… or perhaps that should be tea-cosy.


  34. 74
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Punching YAB in the throat won’t change anything – she speaks from another part of her anatomy….


  35. 87
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    I wanted an Owl fridge magnet


  36. 92
    ahmonika says:

    liarpoliticians @liarpoliticians · 1h
    Why did Yasmin Alibhai-Brown say of Michael Fabricant “is a white man…” Who’s the racist? #SkyNews


  37. 95

    Dave is saying it’s unacceptable now.

    Fuck off Dave.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  38. 99

    A vote for Conservative is a vote for Labour (or LibLabCon, if you will.)

    A vote for UKIP is a vote for UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 104
      Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

      Not that our votes will have any affect on the outcome of the election (unless one lives in a marginal). The Tories have an overwhelming majority where I live, so I don’t bother to vote.


      • 108

        Make the point!

        Vote UKIP :-D


      • 110
        Ed Twelvety Balls says:

        A vote for Ukip is a vote for Labour. Your savings/investments/pensions are safe under the Tories, but not under Labour.


        • 116
          Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

          A vote for UKIP is a vote for UKIP. Not that it makes any difference.


        • 117
          Rearranging the deckchairs says:

          You’re petty party tribalism is becoming increasing irrelevant.

          Parties that have sold the country down the river do not deserve a second chance, let alone a fifth, sixth or god knows how many chances in the case of the libcon.

          The detrimental changes we have seen over the last decade will be as nothing compared to the changes in the next 10 years, as the demographics really start to kick in.

          You think we really give a toss now which bunch of nation wreckers get in next time?


  39. 114
    Is he a Methodist? says:

    There’s always a job for him at the co-op bank.


  40. 115
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Vote LibLabCon get the EU.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

    It’s a simple choice.


  41. 118
    The Singing Oyster says:

    Yasim alibhai-brown comes across as being a horrid little woman with a huge chip on her shoulder.
    If she thinks that Britain is an arsehole, perhaps she should just pass through and go somewhere else?


  42. 121
    Johnny says says:

    If Fabricant can be interpreted as wanting to do violence to YAB then by the same yardstick YAB wants homeless people to be shot. From twitter:

    “Spikes and studs put down across cities to stop the homeless from sleeping there. Why not shoot them too? How cruel is our nation?”


  43. 138
    anon says:

    30 seconds of adverts – fuck off


  44. 140
    The Lady Is Quite Mad! says:

    Yasmin Brown needs a good alibi to say she does not know about all this medieval nonsense happening not only in Sweden but here:


    She says she is a Muslim feminist, howls of laughter at the paradox, sadly since she has obviously been brain washed by this islamic nonsense since birth she actually thinks there is something good to it, the reality is rather different.

    Maybe a good case to prohibit teaching of all religion until person reaches 18 and then let them decide.

    I rather think that if Islam does not catch ‘em young, like the prophet did! they aint going to belive it!


  45. 141
    The Lady Is Quite Mad! says:

    Amazing is it not, you give people like Yasmin a free pass out of Uganda to come and benefit from a British western education, way of etc etc and she brings all that Muslim nonsense with her instead of leaving it where it belongs!! Behind her!!


  46. 142
    The Great British Public says:

    I didn’t think minorities like gays could be racist ?

    What next, Racist Mussieees, or homophobic mussies, or sexest mussieees…


  47. 144
    Fog says:

    Alibhai-brown is now going to find out that many people find her extremely annoying, illogical and racist. I don’t suppose she’ll understand why.

    I’ve just bought Rod Liddle’s book. I’ve been meaning to anyway.


  48. 148
    Old Codger says:

    Bit of historical perspective: I think it was Charlie drake who used to say “Ill give you a punch in the froat”. At primary school in the 50`s, I vaguely recall, we copied the phrase in complete innocence doing our Charlie Drake impersonations. Presumably Charlie never played Kampala and present day pundits don`t know who Charlie Drake is.
    Fabricant is of an age when this phrase surfaced from deep in his memory. The world truly has gone mad!


  49. 149
    Anonymous says:

    “He says he feels “like a star”…”
    Blue Dwarf, maybe?


  50. 150
    Steve Smith says:

    He couldnt knock the skin off a rice pudding however there must be a queue 100miles long to punch the horrible lefty mudlim apologist twat


  51. 151
    Steve Smith says:

    Muslim not mudlim poxy smartphone


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