June 20th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Real Men Don’t Hit Women Edition)


111 Comments

  1. 1
    Jim Graham says:

    “You know you look ridiculous, right?” said the rabbit.

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  2. 2
    NERMAL says:

    Yes but is Yasmin Alibaba a real women?

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    • 65
      anon says:

      Yes, a racist one.

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      • 70
        He's black he's broon he played for the Toon... Howard Gayle! says:

        She is a pompous, bigoted nonentity :)

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        • 72
          Socialism is a mental illness says:

          She needs to know that millions would line up to punch her lights out………..she exalted in the deaths of 3000 souls in New York….she is a sub-human…..

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  3. 3
    David of Stourbridge says:

    (spoken): “That hare’s not real! And look at that person dressed as a rabbit!”

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  4. 4
    Maimed Codger says:

    There is this Lady Authoress would like to meet you…

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    • 59
      Bert says:

      LBGT author, shurely?

      Wot has just alienated 76% of her Twatter followers by posting pix of a disembowelled bunny.

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  5. 5
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    The bubble has gone so far with it’s isms that it has lost it’s way in how to see something as a joke, sad gits.

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    White Rabbit: The tea party starts in 5 minutes.
    Mad Hatter: I’m just going to get my topper.

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  7. 7
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Sockit to me makes a return to the bunny club.

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Not guilty! I’ve got an Alibi.

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  9. 9
    Mr Sweary says:

    Sorry, I thought you said Fabri-Hunt

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  10. 10
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Green man claims bunny is a racist.

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  11. 11

    “A rabbit punch can detach the victim’s brain from the brain stem. Is that what happened to you Mr FabriHunt?”

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  12. 12
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    As Steve Gerrard and the rest of the team stood around like frightened rabbits, the FA reveal the new kit for their next match against Costa Coffee.

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  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s my fucking owl?

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  14. 14

    Mr Fabricant I am your Bad Hare Day-o-gram.

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  15. 15
    excon says:

    Haza for Micky Fab, haza haza haza

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  16. 16
    HP says:

    Punch me again, and it’s you who will be late. As in the Late Mr Fabricant.

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  17. 18
    Nigel Farage says:

    Fabricant ” Cheer up you miserable looking git,after losing tonight I wouldn’t fancy England’s chances against Costa Coffee never mind Costa Rica.”

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  18. 19
    Graham says:

    I normally skin bunny boilers

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  19. 20
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

    #ARRESTFABRICANT
    #ARRESTFABRICANT
    #ARRESTFABRICANT
    #ARRESTFABRICANT
    #ARRESTFABRICANT

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  20. 21
    peter sharp says:

    I’m so sorry. I thought you asked to see my manifesto.

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  21. 22
    Graham says:

    Thank goodness you’re not dressed up as Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

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  22. 23
    pigs in space says:

    Help!… It’s the Hare Bore Punch!

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  23. 24
    Fabricated says:

    This way for naricissism

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  24. 25
    NEW LABOUR NEW FASCISM says:

    Can I introduce you to Boris?

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  25. 27
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    That’s my best Sunday wig give it back you rotter *biff*

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  26. 28
    Dot Cottons fag says:

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  27. 29
    Socialism is theft says:

    Neil Kinnock wants to know if you are all white.

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  28. 30
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Hey whatsup HoC!

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  29. 31
    Tim says:

    Leave before I punch you in the dewlap, Rabbit-Pie-Brown

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  30. 32
    Dave in Wonderland says:

    We can reform the EU.

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  31. 34
    peter sharp says:

    You’d like to take the Hare Test? My room is this way.

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  32. 35
    NEW LABOUR NEW FASCISM says:

    ” Sorry love …..but if you had a Llama costume I might be up for it!”

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  33. 36
    McBride says:

    No! Owls! Not fucking rabbits!!

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  34. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Scousers won’t like this much. So soon after Miliband and the Sun thingy.

    https://twitter.com/IanAustinMP/status/479710533474873344

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  35. 38
    Michael Fabricant says:

    So you’re the candidate who ‘knocked’ the LibDems into fifth place.

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  36. 39
    blueinE10 says:

    “And then I pull you out of the hat like this . . .”

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  37. 40
    Bugs says:

    No, Mr Fabricant, I said “bad hare” day.

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  38. 42
    In the neck says:

    I said Thumper not thump her…honestly.

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  39. 44
    Round the bend says:

    Youre right, I should not punch, how about a ‘poke in the eye then’.

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  40. 46
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    “Don’t you just hate it, when you’ve got a hare out of place?”

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  42. 49
    Bugs says:

    All I said was “I’m having a bad hare day too”, and then it all kicked off.

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  43. 50
    Banned says:

    “take that stupid wig off your head, you are fooling nobody”

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  44. 51
    Y->AB ... FA ... bang... brown down says:

    Yibber Yabber Wop. FaaaaaaaaaaaaB

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  45. 53
    Taca_taca says:

    No you can’t have best of three. And stop pretending to be a Stone

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  46. 54
    Braveheart says:

    Rabbit: Ha! Missed!
    Fabricant: That wasn’t a punch. I’m just summoning my owl.

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  47. 55
    Graham says:

    You are a hare today, gone tomorrow politician

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  48. 56
    Peter Masters says:

    Sorry, thought you said YAB-bit…

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  49. 58
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Ten and Six (10/6) have a very unhappy unbirthday.

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  50. 60
    Paniagua V5.1 says:

    Fabricant …

    “Took the wife out last night. One punch, classic”

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  51. 61

    It is not against the law for me to think that YA-B is of the achromatic colour of least lightness and apparently devoid of any useful prefrontal cortex, is it?

    OK, that is what I think.

    Come and get me…

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  52. 62
    Canute says:

    “You’re late you say?
    Are you sure that I’m the father?”

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  53. 63
    Stephen Procter says:

    Can I offer you some of Jeanette Wintersons’ parsley?

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  54. 64
    Django says:

    UKIP rabbit terrifies Tory into defensive aikido stance

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  55. 67
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Must have been a good night out… still got my head jammed reverse cowboy up the back legs of a terriers arse.

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  56. 68
    He's black he's broon he played for the Toon... Howard Gayle! says:

    White bunny ears……. you waaaacccist!

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  57. 69
    Henry Crun says:

    Rabbit says” Let it be known that Mike_Fabricant is welcome any time for tea at The Guido News Room. We will serve fried chicken.

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  58. 71
    Fleur_Peur says:

    Did you just say Haza? Haza what?

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  59. 73

    Man with improbable headpiece talks to a guy with glasses…

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  60. 76

    giant rabbit out does tories (again)

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  61. 77
    Fabster says:

    I don’t understand the problem. Cameron said he wanted a big-hitter to put up against UKIP.

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  62. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Stings like a butterfly, floats like a bee…

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  63. 79
    Mike F says:

    You like a girl in that.

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  64. 80
    Fleur_Peur says:

    No. I never said SIX times longer

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  65. 81
    Robbie says:

    The film set for Donny Darko is that way.

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  66. 83
    Blondie says:

    I hated Watership Down.

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  67. 84
    Anonymous says:

    I said come in a mad hat, not a mad wig!

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  68. 85
    The Whig Party Spokesman says:

    March Hare: “I thought they chucked you into chokey for life, Mr. Spector…”

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  69. 93
    amoorhouse says:

    How do you like my invisible owl?

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  70. 94
    I'm cured, make me a sandwich says:

    Fabricant to Rabbit…

    “Look, Harvey, stop following me around. I’ve told you to hang around The House and frighten the bejesus out of the other buggers.”

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  71. 95
    fabricant says:

    “CPS Thatcher conference is that way.”

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  72. 97
    Steve Coogan says:

    No-one should be allowed to say such things and get away with it. He should be arrested!

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  73. 98
    Anonymous says:

    White Rabbit meets Thumper.

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  74. 99
    ceejay says:

    Bunny says ” is that the Hare (Hair) of the dog that bit?”

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  75. 100
    forgotten man says:

    Real men don’t hit bunnies wearing glasses.

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  76. 102
    Joelle Bergeron says:

    UKIP Bunny-girl turns down a merger with the Green’s.

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  77. 103
    Maximus says:

    Fluffy Bunny: “You can’t hit me, I’m in a safe and secure space.”

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  78. 104
    The Great British Public says:

    What’s that ridiculous bit of fluff on top of your head.

    [said the overgrown man dressed as a comical bunny to the Rt Hon Mr Fabricant]

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  79. 105
    Bugs says:

    Rabbit: Mrs. Rabbit is driving me to distraction with her constant pro-multicultural leftist whinging.

    Fabricant: Thumper.

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  80. 106
    Thlayli says:

    Floppy stands up to abuse

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  81. 107
    Ho hum says:

    The bunny’s mightier than the coiffured

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  82. 108
    If I Were A Liberal Democrat Candiate I'd Be Worried.. says:

    What’s that?! No-one has to pay for ANYTHING!? (do we all get bunny outfit’s?)

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  83. 109
    Anonymous says:

    “Real Men Don’t Hit Women”
    Since just like this world’s warmongers, they invariably get others to do their dirty work for them?

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  84. 110
    Radio Bollocks says:

    Real men? Any left? Most real men try and shag (wimmin) rather than hit ‘em. Fabbs is coming on the Radio to explain…

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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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