June 19th, 2014

Tories Call for Portsmouth By-Election


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t aee the LD’s doing the honourable thing.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 9
      Cut The CRAP says:

      He Welcome’s the apology?

      FFS they still don’t get it.

      The apology is meaningless.

      He only made it because he was advised the game was up and an apology was the cheapest option

      Liked by 1 person

      • 62
        Tom Catesby says:

        Bring it on! vote UKIP.


        • 65

          Well as I opined yesterday the police should bring charges .

          This would trigger the resignation issue even before trial.

          And BTW — how on earth is it possible /feasible /legal/practicable to draw two emoluments — one as an MP the other as a Councillor !!??


    • 10
      Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

      The LimpDumbs will not see they have done anything wrong as this is their normal perverted behaviour. You can’t be a LimpDumb unless you have at least 3 sexual perversions.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 12
      Bullshit Alert says:

      Time for UKIP to make a stand.

      This Tory wet sounds no better or different from the rest.

      Why is he shit scared of calling a spade a spade?

      Fed up with the lot of them.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 14
      Pompey South former Conservative Voter says:

      Flick Drummond raises her head for the first time during the whole process of this scandal, she has not said one word before. At the last election Hancock doubled his majority against her. As long as she remains the Tory candudate for Portsmouth South, the Tories do not have a chance of winning the seat and will hand it to UKIP. They should get rid of her now if they wish to win Portsmouth South.


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      • 66

        Yeah .. put up Suzanne Evans for ukip. Admittedly she probably does not know where Portsmouth is but then neither did “Helmet ” Newark !

        (on reflection why don t the Tories just put up Penny Dreadnaunt . Is she not a Portsmouth MP ALREADY ? — merely boundary change and extend her domain …she ll be running the Tory Party next June anyway …good experience .


    • 57
      Retarded Pensioner says:

      The Lib Dims won’t do or say anything except to point out that it is nothing to do with them as Handycock is no longer a Lib Dem. He cannot be made to resign and will continue to collect his money to the end.

      By the way, Vince Cable has never heard of him.


  2. 2
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Anyone who thinks an MP “can help with sensitive issues” is an idiot. The only matters an MP can assist are in how to steal, lie and cheat.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 50
      WoRaft Chihuahua says:

      FFS, why is the criminal law so weedy that it cannot get a grip on someone who abuses their position of power and trust in relation to a vulnerable person? If this was a care worker (and goodness knows we are soft enough on them) they’d be booted out of the profession and on the register of people not allowed to engage in that work again.

      So long as we keep excusing politicians, judges, police and medics for these betrayals, we will be sending a big ‘Yeah, it’s ok’ message to the commoner sort of scumbag.


  3. 3
    Hulk Brogan says:

    The Lib Dems will cling on. Hancock loves his expense account.

    But the more this happens, the more the blue tide will rise and drown them all.


  4. 4
    Puer_Student says:

    Surely his job is a little less safe than that of Roy Hodgson ?


  5. 5
    Great Granddad says:

    First Westminster seat for U.K.I.P. Get your money on.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    “I call on Mike Hancock to resign immediately”
    Or failing that. For LBC to remove that protective barrier they’ve thrown up around Nick Clegg. So that someone can ask him point blank, why he prevented the recall of MPs legislation change.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 60
      Retarded Pensioner says:

      If you ran a party of retards, rent boy clients, expense cheats (like Laws), liars and AC/DCs like Huhne, would you want the Great Unwashed to have such powers?


  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Whatever happened to UKIP?


    • 11
      Ex-ukipper says:

      they came, they went, they disappeared.


      • 16
        The LibLabCon Party says:

        Newark, 2010:
        1st Conservative, 27,590 votes, 53.9%
        2nd Labour, 11,438 votes, 22.3%
        3rd Liberal Democrat, 10,246 votes, 20.0%
        4th UKIP, 1,954 votes, 3.8 %

        Newark 2014:
        1st Conservative, 17,431 votes, 45.0%
        2nd UKIP, 10,028 votes, 25.9%
        3rd Labour, 6,842 votes, 17.7%
        4th Independent, 1,891 votes, 4.9%

        Obviously, a very poor result for UKIP. Their momentum has ended.


      • 36
        Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

        Fancy voting UKIP, they came last in the Euro’s and only came second at Newark, the flame is slowly going out, but seeing their’s no By-elections or general elections the flame has been turned down to save energy, 2015 Camoron, getting closer, vote UKIP.


  8. 8
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones ‘to bypass Peoples Assembly over Iraq’

    Get in there Owen.


  9. 13
    Handycock says:

    I shall do the honourable thing, and will henceforth be taking matters into my own hands


  10. 15
    Another LibLabCon... clone says:

    Is this woman a Joke?


  11. 18
    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t know lord bath was an mp?

    I knew he was weird enough to be a libdem.


  12. 19
    illogical says:

    ‘Flick Drummond’
    A name to conjour up memories of a bygone age to stir the heart.
    Hotspur. Eagle. Beano.
    Guessing the Tories next candidate has to be called the Mekon.


  13. 21
    She's not fit to represent her budgie says:

    How come we have never heard of this woman before? Mike Hancock one of the most notorious crooked and immoral MPs of modern times and we have never heard her say one word about him, until now.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 49
      Old Blue Eyes says:

      There was an on-going court case in case you hadn’t noticed. Did any of the other prospective candidates have anything to say? No, unlike you they have, I presume, a little of the grey matter.


  14. 22
    Anni Horribulis says:

    Fackin tosser.

    And who’s paying the Prio’ry bill? You, the People, no doubt.

    Rid yourselves of this verminous scum that purports to represent you.

    And get a fackin shave.


  15. 23
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:



  16. 25
    Anni Horribulis says:

    When the BBC go to a school anywhere in England, is anyone else left immediately wondering if it’s a bad connection to the Caribbean or a Musl’im state at first glance?


    • 35
      The bbc thinks everywhere is Dalston says:

      And whenever they interview people on the street, anywhere, Truro, you name it, half the people are non white. Maybe the BBC take a load of effnics with then everywhere, so if a location is ‘too white’, they can ‘correct’ things.


  17. 30
    Ed Balls says:

    Tough on young people, tough on the causes of young people. Labour’s policy of removing benefits for young unemployed is shameful.


  18. 34
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



  19. 38
    Flicking Heck says:

    Some people have criticised me for not speaking out before, but I believe in due process of law and now Mr Hancock has admitted that his conduct is unacceptable in public, I am asking him to resign immediately. We need an MP people can have confidence in when they are asking for help and represent us with integrity in Parliament.



  20. 46
    Hackney Hal says:

    Three-way marginal ? UKIP, Tories and who else ?


  21. 47
    Says says:

    The worst-constructed document I expect to read today.

    And this person wants to represent us!


  22. 51
    Handycock says:

    Following my public humiliation as a sex pest I have considered my position and it looks pretty
    good. 35k payoff if I don’t resign and lose the election which will pay my legal costs. Any of you
    plebs would now be doing time with Max Clifford.
    Forget the by election and it’s time to party on and screw the voters for another year at least
    for another 100k plus of course my monthly food allowance.


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  24. 56
    retarded Pensioner says:

    Unemployed youth is the group least likely to vote. This is designed to make him look tough with the blue collars who do vote and are looking toward UKIP. Miliband does not connect with either. He IS weird and the Tories could do worse than issue posters of him near choking on a bacon sandwich (that is a favourite delicacy with the Ordinaries), holding a hammer etc. Underneath could be “Would you buy a used car from this man?” , “A future Prime Minister-really?” and such like.


  25. 58
    Anonymous says:


    • 73
      Political Observer says:

      For years now, the Liberal Democrat Party has been a refuge for perverts (Oaten, Milligan, Hancock), paedophiles (Smith), homosexuals (Hughes, Vernon- Jackson), sex pests (Rennard, Hancock). The problem is, when it becomes wide and general political knowledge that sexual deviants are welcomed into a Party, it attracts even more of them, like moths attracted to a flame. This is where we are now with the Liberal Democrats. It (perverted behaviour) has now become so embedded in the party culture now, that the only way to purge it is to obliterate the party in to oblivion. This, I believe will happen in elections both local and national in the near future, the public are not the fools our politicians think.


  26. 59
    Anonymous says:


  27. 63
    allan skerratt says:

    tell Flick Drummond to get a proper name then Fuck off Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 08:50:01 +0000 To: askerratt@hotmail.com


  28. 64
    RWG says:

    “get over it”

    “get a loife”

    Fucking bitch.


  29. 71
    not_all_she_seems says:

    She was extremely dull at Hull university in the early 80’s and called herself “Fliss” in those days…..


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