June 18th, 2014

WATCH: Paxo and Boris in Tandem


  1. 1
    Out says:

    I want be watching

  2. 2

    So will I, neither.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    What a surprise. No mention any where in the media of Cameron’s annihilation over Merkel’s puppet, juncker.

    And he still believes that he can renegotiate terms? don’t make me laugh. Tony blair all over again, match your troops to the top of the hill, then just march them back down again.

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    Generation Y says:

    Newsnight, like the BBC is so yesterday.

    Leftism is a thing of the past.

    Marcus Brigstocke and all the other BBC lefty “comics” RIP

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    Parliament is a Gay Disco says:

    Juncker has been appointed then?

  6. 6

    NHS ‘facing funding gap of up to £2bn’ in England

    Better get some more “relations” in from the sub-continent. £2bn is nothing to Ed Balls.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Cold turkey,

  8. 8
    Longinus says:

    It’s a bloody nightmare in London.

    Londoners told that we should have much more immigration & get used to it by NY Mayor.

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    Tony Blair says:

    Kill! Kill! Annihilate!

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    Diane Abbott on big black gay cock says:

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    Back to basics says:

    Not me neither

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    Useless inquiry says:

    Do not ignore Iraq-ed Off.

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    “…the organisation with the biggest reach[-around] is the church…” – Diane Abbott

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    The trouble is that Socialists may get elected next year and trash the economy again. Get ready to protect your money as they will steal and tax everything.

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    Vote Tory, get Juncker says:

    I only got wind of it via a comment on this blog, yesterday. I had to dig through the Telegraph’s website to find the news (their top political ‘story’ is a (no doubt complete bollocks) article by Mary Riddell, something about Ed Miliband being wonderful, judging by the title.

    On Juncker’s appointment, Cameron says, “I just think that’s wrong and I will go on thinking it’s wrong right up until the end.”

    At which point he’ll think it’s ‘right’?

    What a pathetic useless tw@t.

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Which Labour party member /marxist rat is taking over from him?

    Tories,,,blank this bunch of rat fucks forthwith,,,if not sooner!!

    But you wont will you cos you’re a bunch of liberal pussies, frightened of your own shadows

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    The Voice of Reason says:

    In industry we perform Risk Assessments for just about everything we do.

    After performing a risk assessment, it is difficult to understand why any body would want to cycle.

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    Anonymous says:

    What happens if Paxo wants to go in a different direction to Boris? Imagine if you will that Boris is Junckers and Paxo Great Britain. I suppose you could say that Britain has always had trouble with Junckers with or without the ‘C’!

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    East India Company Wallah says:

    Do you represent a constituency or just Black People ?

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Dave is the smeg that is used to lubricate Britannia’s Hunt. It is a leather purse for satisfying the monetary lust of half of Europe.

    How much are we giving to the EU in charity every year?

    Meanwhile the UK national debt keeps rising.


    Every single child and grandchild (who will have to pay this £1.3 trillion debt off) is now in debt to the tune of £95,000.

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    albacore says:

    Ne’er mind – keep recycling the same old shit
    British folks carry on swallowing it
    The latest ploy’s to kid them they’re thicker
    And the enrichers are so much slicker


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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Looks like the proverbial Pantomime Horse to me. Paxo with his nose up Boris’ bum.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    I think in the last few days we’ve taken one more small step on the path to putting B£iar on trial. He’s still a young man so the journey may well be completed before his death.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    What she means is that almost all black men don’t fancy her. She can’t call them racist so they must be gay. Simples.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘……Right up till the end’. In your case sometime after May 2015 Cameron.

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    Sometimes it is a boring issue of left verses right.
    Sometimes it is a fundamental issue of right verses wrong
    -Paxo at his best (except for his hearing):


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    The articulate articulated, you mean?

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Are we to be told if the EUSSR imperialist Juncker has got the job or not? What are the the Euro politicos and their fellow travellers in this country afraid of? do they think if it’s not mentioned the problem will go away quietly?

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    The Growler says:

    Trouble is the looney rights haven’t a decent comedian, extreme lefties are in the position, they just cannot see the funny side of life, unless you girly boys think the continuous use of expletives is funny.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Changing position on the fence do they mean? those sharp pointy posts get uncomfortable after a time.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    Pink News seems to aimed at stupid people. In the same edition, someone says, “In my youth I was raped and my girlfriend murdered – but I still face homophobia in old age”, without explaining the supposed causality.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    Pink News seems to aimed at stupid people. In the same edition, someone says, “In my youth I was r’p’d and my girlfriend murdered – but I still face homophobia in old age”, without explaining the supposed causality.

    Re modding – ffs Guido, the word is in the Oxford English dictionary. Stop being so childish.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Wasn’t it last year when they had a go at black kids, leave the kids alone and teach them all, where some have extra requirements sort it out, but stop putting kids in assorted boxes and labelling them , teachers get paid to teach, then teach or find another job, we still have 2million unemployed

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    Socialism is theft says:

    As if the BBC would allow a right-wing comedian to tarnish their loony left image.

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    The Growler says:

    Luxumberg isn’t that one of the bolt holes for a lot of dodgy money and tax dodging along with another very small principality Lichtenstein (part of Germany but not part of Germany, if I am wrong I know someone will put me right). Juncker was the PM of Luxemberg so has a very keen interest in keeping ther EU united.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:
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    Viperous Old Vince says:

    We’ll say and do anything to get re-elecetd.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    What position is that, you already have your backs to your own voters, you won’t listen to the them and your ego trip into the EU is the way your facing, as for global warming, you won’t have that electric fire in front of you to keep you warm as their is no wind to power the windmills and your the one that will be left in the cold, your a drag to the country , you have damaged the country with your high “green” taxes, bog off and leave us alone, go find a country that would suit your arrogance.

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    British establishment FOAD says:

    Yes, we English are too thick, fat, ugly, stupid and lazy for our ruling classes.
    Ethnic replacement’s the answer.

    I only hope we disappear with the minimum of inconvenience to our betters.

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    Spartacus says:

    a dramatic shift to the bus pass elvis party?

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    Lichtenstein is part of Switzerland but not quite SWitzerland, not Germany .

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Hope you have your bag packed Bliar, Holland is nice this time of the year, well it would be if you were visiting, jail may be a bit claggy, we will get you, your friends will tire of you.

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    Spartacus says:

    yor ?

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    Anonymous says:

    We, the little girls of Rochdale, Rotherham, Luton, Oxford, Oldham and Burnley would like to thank Mr Blair for rubbing our noses in diversity.

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    Blair is so thick skinned he still doesn’t get it .
    In any case his property portfolio is more important to him than the realisation of the devastation he was so instrumental in causing throughout the world

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    The Growler says:

    Come on, you know Dave is trying his best, he has got the Chinese to give donate £17B for his glory project HS2, if that that HS2 was such a good investment surely our own band of merry capitalists would have dived in at the first whiff, they could even build it themselves why should the government be involved if it was going to be such a big money spinner, surely that is why Maggie denationalised BR in the first place after the electrifying the East coast main line.

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    Some of my best friends are blue eyed Finnish nurses says:


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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    They should join the circus as ‘The Two Tossers’.

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    Akuhc says:

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    Only in England you notice ,that means more English taxpayers money has gone into Scotland, Wales , and Northern Ireland in a vain effort to maintain the union at their expense.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    But you’d look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two…

  53. 53
    Mornington Crescent says:

    No television. No Licence.


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    joolz says:


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    If a man has a strange urge to masturbate into the anus of other men he should not only keep it quiet but seek help!

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    joolz says:

    One question, WHERE IS ED BOLLOCKS, seems to have gone to ground, not heard a peep from him.

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    And if the vote goes NO we still give them more money…


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    The Growler says:

    £2B is apparently mere fluff to Dave when you start to the count the costs on all his glory projects. HS2, thought up by the Broon Organisation and put into action by Dave the Magnifient (you can the standing of a man by his works), The Concorde of the 21st centuary.

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    The Growler says:

    Why has someone been playing with snow?

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    nell says:

    Great Cartoon! Very apt! History is doing the rest. This con artist is already exposed.

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    Rob Roy says:

    One benefit of an independent Scotland is that Scotland will be rid of this pair.

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    nell says:

    His popularity levels are lower than militwits. labour can’t afford to have two losers in the public eye at the same time as they begin their run up to the 2015 election.

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    nell says:

    Another benefit is that we would be rid of all those labour mp’s .

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    Mr Chipps says:

    The politics of envy is alive and kicking in the Capitalist State.

    Discuss in no more than 750 words.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh Chuckie what are you up to now?

  66. 66
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones stands with Sunni leaders, appealing for Iraqi unity

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    Bleubottle says:

    Do you think they would then seek asylum in England?

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    0uted says:

    Puckered lips and limp wrist..need you ask?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Does she mean? says:


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    Articulated and bikes are a bad mix in London.

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    He really should try some "Immodium" says:

    Peter Hain ‏@PeterHain 2m

    Giving evidence Northern Ireland ‘on the runs’ in Parliament this afternoon 2.30-4pm to view http://www.parliamentlive.tv/Main/Player.aspx?meetingId=15567

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    The Growler says:

    It’s the only place in recent times in the UK up until the present day that hasn’t seen a big dip in unemployment, as one job closes, two more pop up, just work in another borough < 2 miles away, that is why London attracts all and sundry to it self including foreigners, the easiest place to lose you self and disappear, I doubt if the powers that be don't even know what the real population of London is.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Waayyycist, waaayyycist, waayyycist!


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    Anonymous says:

    Given recent comments should Blair’s title be changed from Peace Envoy to WAR ENVOY?

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    The Growler says:

    I have thought of something even better, put a parachute on him and drop him in Iraq, I wonder what his reception party would do.

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    joolz says:

    so we wont see him again, as i guess he wont win his seat next year!!


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    Get ready for price gouging at the pump even if ISIS do not shut down oil production…


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    The Growler says:

    If he did, he would probably find that he has more friends than he ever knew he had, especially in London

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    Yodalahihoo says:

    Watching not Newsnight, I will be.

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    Harriet Harman says:

    Let’s make that three losers.

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    I'm Stuffed. says:

    It’s a bloody nightmare cycling with you Boris, steer in a straight line for God’s sake!

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    Why must we continuously hear this constant barrage of insults , it is not the white working class who are fat ,stupid illiterate morons, but the Labour bred chav underclass ,the female of the species ,who so offend the senses in every town and city ,as they waddle around in Primark track suits screeching at their multi fathered gaggle of filthy faced benefit brats, as the skinny rat faced males stare out of their hooded jackets from under their baseball caps with vacant drug addled eyes.
    These are the scum they are judging us by ,and take a delight in denigrating the indigenous population at every opportunity

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    lose / lose says:

    Either that or the Tories will get in and so will the Albanians with them.

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    The Thick of It says:

    PAXO Go Left
    BORIS No Go Right

    BORIS: What is that man signing?
    PAXO: Don’t know without an autocue


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    Franz Josef says:

    Nein, Austria, Schweinhund!(but not quite).

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    nell says:

    Do you think that the general dislike of bliar is hinged on the politics of envy. I don’t. I’m not greatly interested in his property portfolio and neither do I think it defines him His other record though of waging illegals wars and being responsible for the deaths of thousands of people is the one history will remember him for and rightly so.

    There you go. Didn’t need 750 words – did it in 63 words.

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    nell says:

    I don’t mind as long as we don’t offer them any welfare benefits or jobs paid by the taxpayer.

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    Put that in yer spredshiite says:

    The funding gap is basically the cost of treating an extra 5 million immigrants and their child-births.

  90. 90
    Gertcha says:

    On the other hand, the mayor of NYC has been told to fuck right off by Londoners.

  91. 91
    nell says:

    mrsdromey, andyburnham, dianeabbott, the eagle sisters, ….. the labour has an absolute wealth of losers.

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    Alcy Campbell says:

    Oi, leave Tone alone – unless you fancy a little “walk in the woods” if you get my drift.

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    Franz Josef says:

    I’m waiting for the ‘tweaking’ of treaties ect, to make a referendum illegal or requiring the ‘consent’ of the EUSSR, then Cameroon and the rest of the conlibliebore axis can ring their hands and tell the Brtish people, that they are very sorry but there is nothing they can do about it. Maybe, just maybe, it will be sh^t flying off the fan time then.

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    nell says:

    He believes he’s practising to become the uk obama admittedly without the charisma.

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    Dromey says:

    “black #gay men are in ‘denial’ about their sexuality”

    So she’s saying they think they are gay but actually they are not?

    #who fucking cares

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    The Growler says:

    It’s a bit like Dave on the back seat and Mrs Merkle on the front seat, and Dave starts saying they are going the wrong way and starts to wobble because he is not getting his own way, Mrs M may just tell Dave to get off the bike and walk.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    The lycra
    The drugs
    the bumsex

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    Mind The Gap! says:

    Perhaps the Chinese would like to donate to the NHS awell?

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    North South divide says:

    Not after the Boundary Commission gets to work. In no time at all, they will have re-established gage permanent advantage in favour of the Left.

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    Prof. De Lalli and the Iraqi dead says:


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    The Growler says:

    How do you think Gove would cope with 35/40 fifteen y o youths male and female, I bet he would soon whip them into shape with his commanding presence.

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    Anonymous says:

    “It’s a bloody nightmare to cycle in London…”
    Perhaps they all need to ride a mile on the other person’s wheels. Set up some virtual non-fatal simulators. Then let heavy vehicle divers experience cycling and cyclists experience heavy vehicle driving. If it works, we may be able to do something similar with the likes of these two.

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    Ingenieur says:

    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia.
    Vote UKIP, get common sense.

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    Unyun Baji says:

    Marching? Looks like some sort of automobile to me.

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    its a nightmare incase you are multiculturally enriched up an alley

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    The Great British Public says:

    Cameron has already done the deal with Merkal.

    All this will he, won’t be elected is pure theatre that has been created to make Cameron look like he has some influence in front of the UK public.

    A big fcuking charade.

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    Onya Byk says:

    They should try cycling in Tower Hamlets if they want to know what a nightmare in London is really like.

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    Kim Jong-un says:

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    James O’Brien just said on LBC that Ed Miliband is just … “A bit of a plum”

    Oh dear. O’Brien is a big fan of Miliband. Even he has finally seen the light.

  110. 110
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Toyota pickup is the new M16 Halftrack.
    Buy Toyota shares.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Around where I live, the only time I’ve seen any cyclists actually cycle properly down the country lanes is when a plod car is following them, if you get two or more on a narrow country lane, they consider themselves more important than the locals not equal road users, as far as the Highway code goes they have never heard of it, T junctions are a nightmare, they put a cycle path alongside a main road which is busy and it’s not used.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Who is he again ?

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    Tony Blair: Axis of evil says:

    We have always been enemies of ISIS.
    We have never been enemies of the Iranian revolutionary army.
    We have always opposed the Iraqi religious fundamentalists.
    We have never opposed the Iranian religious fundamentalists

    That is all.

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    Winston says:

    I despise the political/media bubble. Stop voting LibLabCon

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    The Growler says:

    The scum as you call them are supporting a highly profitable industry, as Maqbul will tell you, they are scum because they have no money left for food which affects their brains which are already addled. Now if you are a rich posh boy like Gideon it’s ok to sit with a tart with snow on the table. Why anyone should want to use drugs which they know can harm them, beats me, I used to smoke which in itself is addictive but gave that up for health reasons, I am virtually tee total with only the very ocasional splurge, I have seen the effects of drinking alcohol to excess and not being able to stop, not very nice.

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    Hattie Hatemen says:

    Labour was right to destabilise Iraq.
    Labour is right to ask Iran to restore order to a destabilised Iraq.

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    lose / lose says:

    Tom Baker – what an excellent chap.

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    When will these cycling idiots realise that riding a bike through London is a suicidal pastime ,there are plenty of buses ,cabs and trains , every time one of them ends up under a bus it is always someone else’s fault, and we are all then expected to join in the chorus of condemnation.

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    CRB the way they fuck you up says:

    CRBs only worry people who have broken the law.


    CRBs are full of data which never go to court.

    Your new potential employer judges you on this.

    Now you know why you didn’t get the fucking job, LOSERS!

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    I can’t help it if they are scum, I am merely stating the obvious facts, it is there for all to see , If any idiot chooses to render himself unemployable his entitlement to benefits should be automatically stopped.

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    Funambulist says:

    Not forgetting Charlene Downs in Blackpool!

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..You have a wonderful way with words!…The picture you describe is easy to visualise and fun can be had “Biffa” spotting, bonus with the sunny weather!
    …Has it really been some plot to de educate this group and then say how well the “ethnics” are doing?….Vote UKIP!

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    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Right up the end.

  124. 124
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Blair: Back to Iraq. That’s where I’ll go. Back to Iraq. The slogan of forward-looking politics.

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    Roy Rogers and Trigger says:

    He’s honest and faithful right up to the end
    My wonderful wonderful four-legged friend.

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    Patient Patty says:

    Perhaps they’d like to take the whole kit and caboodle home instead?

  127. 127
    Patient Patty says:

    Not many white men fancy hippos either….

  128. 128
    Patient Patty says:

    Breathing free car fumes is cheaper than most other ‘sniffs’.

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    That would definitely be the best solyushun for the UK – so wtf doesn’t she get on with it?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Maybe he is pondering just closing the whole lot down and moving to his chalet in the Alps. Best for him; best for everyone else too.

  131. 131
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Duff plum – plum duff.

    Now I am confused..

  132. 132
    Dangerous Brian says:

    What about thr churches made of brick, limestone, sandstone etc.
    To pick on black churches only is simply racist.
    The fragrant Ms Abbott should know better.
    Stupid lefty c*nt.

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    RWG says:

    In one!

  134. 134
    Dangerous Brian says:

    or the faux intelligence or the backing of Bilderberg

  135. 135
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Black Churches tend to read Leviticus 20.
    “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.” as a sort of religious rule, not an outdated poem.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Just who was Dianne Abbot referring to in her tweet featured in post #10, above?

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    When Boris said ” I m going this way all right ? ”

    I fully expected the bike to split in two and Paxo to peel off in the opposite direction !!

    Priceless !!

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    We ll be back !

  139. 139
    English Nationalist-Generally Considered As Bad, But Plaid And The SNP Are Not says:

    Don’t get me started Carbon, it’s too early in the day for a good rant. Leave it until after about 8pm’ish, I’d of had a few beers by then and up for a good scrap. :)

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    Collander Construction Ltd. says:

    I’ve got a Parachute that’ll fit him just nicely..

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    Scare-mounger, who's only looking after his own interests and couldn't GAF about the UK as a whole says:

    “3 Million Jobs in the UK rely on us being in the EU.”

    (previously unheard-of end of quote)

    “but 5 Million Jobs in the EU rely on the UK being a Member.”

    So, if we leave, are the EU going to fuck with the UK in ANY WAY at all? Methinks they wont. In fact, my money is on the whole House Of Cards comes tumbling down. Then the true European States will be FREE to govern themselves, and the puissant little gobshite States will revert to being as such – ignored and of no consequence.

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    The Growler says:

    OK guys, fight it out

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    On a bicycle made for two?

  144. 144
    Old Axelrods says:

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    They use the swiss franc as currency ,game set and match.

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    A V Lowe says:

    Having seen the pictures of a wheelchair user made to wear a cycle helmet by the BBC when they filmed him using the Bristol-Bath cycle path – a wheelchair user FFS who is hardly likely to fall off a wheelchair in the way a cyclist falls off a bike, Auntie’ we know best brigade managed to put lids on to 2 of London’s notably lidless regular cyclists for that clip. I cannot think why Paxman let them get away with that, given that it was his last appearance as presenter.

    Jeremy we’re disappointed in you.

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    olden1936 says:

    Oh God Forbid! With Paxman departing surely this doesn’t mean that the creepy Ms Winkleman will be hosting Strictly DC, Newsnight, and University Challenge? At such a daunting prospect I think I prefer the Freeview version of entertainment; Each constantly repeated programme interrupted by hypnotic, boring and stupid repetitive TV ad breaks every 5 or 10 minutes.

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