June 18th, 2014

PMQs Live: Don’t Mention the War Edition

Q1 Kevin Brennan (Cardiff West)

Q2 Richard Harrington (Watford)

Q3 Charlotte Leslie (Bristol North West) 

Q4 Mr Nick Raynsford (Greenwich and Woolwich)

Q5 Dr Matthew Offord (Hendon)

Q6 Mr Nicholas Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East)

Q7 Sarah Newton (Truro and Falmouth) 

Q8 Rehman Chishti (Gillingham and Rainham) 

Q9 Ian Swales (Redcar) 

Q10 Mr David Nuttall (Bury North) 

Q11 Mrs Mary Glindon (North Tyneside)

Q12 Priti Patel (Witham)

Q13 Michael Fabricant (Lichfield) 

Q14 Miss Anne McIntosh (Thirsk and Malton)

Q15 Mr Tom Clarke (Coatbridge, Chryston and Bellshill) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    I’m sure Fabs will get his usual warm welcome from Bercow

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Go on Dave. Ask the dweeb if his poor popularity is because he is weird?

  3. 3
    Godalmighty says:

    I reckon I’ll lose interest in Miliband halfway through his first question

  4. 4
    Godalmighty says:

    Well said Tapell

  5. 5
    Godalmighty says:


  6. 6
    Tit Alert says:

    The tits behind Ed’s head are ENORMOUS

  7. 7
    Godalmighty says:

    I fear seeing the face

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    Anything but the economy stupid

  9. 9
    john mackie says:

    Tapsell nails it.

    Cameron ducks and weaves and avoids answering the question by playing party politics with it.

    Something they do all the time. Westminster village punch and judy replacing genuine political debate and problem solving.


  10. 10
    No Face yet says:

    The producer cut away as she bent forward.

  11. 11
    The Vicar of Albion says:

    It is a big old unit.

  12. 12
    Usual grandstanding says:

    We’re going to police the Middle East while we can’t adequately police our own towns and cities.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s running the melon stall behind retardED?

  14. 14
    Vichy 'Dave' says:

    The trouble with Von Stuka is that he is clear what he wants.

    I, on the other hand, merely want some words that will keep my ovines quiet.

  15. 15
    Fishy says:

    Ed’s, twying to appear like he is he a mature intelligent statesman.

    It’ll never work

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Blimey. See what you mean.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Is retardED not asking questions or just trying to be a clever Hunt proposing solutions and asking DC to agree with him with “What a clever Hunt I am”?

    He is a fecking nerd FFS

  18. 18
    flynn says:

    The tits to his left and right are of the highest order as well

  19. 19
    Vichy 'Dave' says:

    Oh, I agree O Great Master!

    But please please please can you let me share it with you? – I do so want my own War!

  20. 20
    Jimmy says:

    Cameron is supposed to answer questions, not ask them.

  21. 21
    The Vicar of Albion says:

    Here we fuucking go…….foreign aid time.

  22. 22
    Let the, sort their own fucking problems out says:

    £5 million more borrowed to give away to fucking Iraq.

  23. 23
    The Vicar of Albion says:


  24. 24
    Colleen Rooney from Hotel Las Chavas says:

    Some people on Twitter are even thicker than my Wayne.

  25. 25
    Fishy says:

    Not even asking questions now…just stating the bleeding obvious. Like a 6th former trying to be clever and impress his headmaster.

  26. 26
    Cameron and Miliband are says:

    Two idiots talking shite about stuff they can’t understand

  27. 27
    John Adlington says:

    This is dull

  28. 28
    Bullshit Biased Corpse TittyVision says:

    The tits behind Ed’s head are ENORMOUS

    so is the one standing in front of them

  29. 29
    Dodgy fuggers says:

    There’s 650 social misfits thinking how they can make a few quid out of the next attack in Iraq.

  30. 30
    Phoowwarrhh! says:

    On the LieBore benches????

    Shurely that’s where the fat slags sit / lounge / loiter?

  31. 31
    80s throwback look says:

    Hawhawhaw jolly hockey sticks.

  32. 32
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    Nick Raynsford really is a self-important fucking weasel. Is he standing down next year?

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    + 1000

  34. 34
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    Charlotte Leslie? I would. #3 in the Tory Totty list behind Claire “Porno” Perry and Penny “Swimsuit” Mordaunt

  35. 35
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Who do those jugs behind Milliband belong to? Looks like a nice pair.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    You mean ‘mature intelligent Doorstep Salesman’?

  37. 37
    Mark Oaten says:

    The Prime Mentalist never did

  38. 38
    M says:

    Weird as in monty python
    Perhaps a quick “ministry of funny walks” behind the despatch box while asking a questions ?

  39. 39
    A woman says:

    Women……Hurrah !!!!!!

  40. 40


    Why didn’t we think of it before?

    Put the Barclay Brothers in charge of this place?

    A night of long knives and they would all be gone. We could be happy and we would all save a lot of money…

  41. 41
    Hypocrite parade says:

    Richie who refuses to endorse the national crime agency in Northern Ireland asks for increased cooperation with regard to her issues.

  42. 42
    Zzzz zzzzzz says:

    Is Clegg asleep? He has been yawning and keeping his eyes shut.

  43. 43
    The Conservative Party says:

    We love ethnics.
    Stick them at the back.

  44. 44
    Electro Shock Therapy Only Sounds Freighting says:

    If we’re going to the trouble of building a scaffold lets not waste the opportunity can’t we hang them all?

  45. 45
    Pieanne Flabbott says:

    What about me?

  46. 46
    Fishy says:

    Sneering scumbag Bradshaw thinks that it is funny that Britain is becoming even more subservient to the EU. These are the people that signed the Lisbon Treaty. Traitors.

  47. 47
    Scum says:

    He is one hateful dog

  48. 48
    The British media are cunts says:

    So has this von Braun bloke been elected as boss of Europe yet?

  49. 49
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Back to Iraq!
    That’s where we ought to go.
    Back to Iraq!
    Blair told us so.
    Back to Iraq!
    That’s were we ought to be.
    Back to Iraq!
    To set the Muzzies free.

  50. 50
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    How much makeup is Priti wearing? Looks like she’s off for a night out on the piss followed by a quick knee trembler down an alleyway with a guy called Wayne or Darren.

  51. 51
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    Gisela Stuart. Never had a knee-trembler with anyone. She could make a fortune dressed up in an SS uniform with a dog-whip though

  52. 52
    Chuka Obama says:

    All the pats on the head I get from patronising socialists is what gives it its shine.

  53. 53
    The British media are cunts says:

    Bummer Bradshaw. Gay lefty ex beeboid. Nothing to like at all about him.

  54. 54
    West Country UKIP Voter says:

    Yasmin Qureshi. Like an ageing Diana Dors dipped in creosote for three weeks.

  55. 55
    The white widow says:

    Mum’s gone to ISISland

  56. 56
    still walking into darkness says:

    Pretty much so. Read his wikipedia bio. Father in the Wehrmacht is an interesting start in life.
    Booted out of office with a corruption scandal involving the secret services, which it look like he used as his own spying agency on rivals and colleagues to absolutely his own financial interest.

    Don’t worry Dave will no doubt be able to get a great deal for the UK from him

  57. 57
    nell says:

    Before you know bliar will be offering seminars at£1000 a throw on how to make money out of war. Nobody better at it than him!!

  58. 58
    attila the nun says:

    Raynsford really is a pratt..when he was in the last liebore government he allowed two hospitals in his constituency..Greenwich & District Hospital & Brook Hospital to close & leave us with a PFI hospital..the dire Queen Elizabeth..and he thinks he is the one to berate others about hospitals..absolute tosser.

  59. 59
    Where now ? says:

    A 20 stone man talking about famine, a place called Bore and a tribe called Tinkers.
    Give us a clue and i’ll get my chequebook.

  60. 60
    Norma Stitz says:

    Just seen my MP Therese Coffee looking like an enormous pink blancmange. Sort yourself out woman.

  61. 61
  62. 62
    rick says:

    1000 quid! Tone does not get out of bed for less than 100,000 plus expenses.

    It’s a money laundering scam for services rendered when in power.

  63. 63

    The Prime Mentalist was ‘special’…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Claire Lesley – Peter Crouch with lipstick?

  65. 65
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Banana fingers; Charlotte Lesley

  66. 66
    Diplomat says:

    You’re not included because you’re not a Tory.

  67. 67

    the prime mentalist was a mong!

  68. 68
    Fey Fab says:

    Did Fabricant get called?

  69. 69
    Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    Votes? Democracy? Unnecessary complications. Your name is on the list.

  70. 70
    The two Muppets says:

    Yes, he is coming out with all these grown up big words ,I do not think that
    he has a clue what they mean . He just reads out whatever his spads
    have written down for him .

  71. 71
    UKIPPER says:

    Meanwhile I will vote to let Albania join the EU so that even more immigrants can come here, As for a referendum you can forget it I have said before I THINK WE ARE BETTER OFF IN THE EU so you Eurosceptis can get fucked.

  72. 72
    UKIPPER says:

  73. 73
    Realist says:

    Special Needs.

  74. 74
    ReefKnot says:

    Speaking of Quangos, whatever happened to the bonfire ?

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Apparently ISIS are Corporate.

    Do they have a catalogue like IKEA?

    I don’t want to buy from them unless it’s an ethical company.

    Are they more or less aggressive than the Co-op?

    Your sage like advice would be welcome.

  76. 76
    geordieboy says:

    The Eagle sisters don’t need to dress up they have had the strapadicktome operation.

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