June 16th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Socialism is theft says:

    Better than being more like Muslims and killing all those we hate.

  2. 2
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Be more British: Live in you own country like we do.

  3. 3
    Socialism is theft says:

    And better than being like Tony Blair who wants to kill them abroad and make them Labour voters here.

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    A great big mess says:

    No need to be bashful.

  5. 5
    Ian Smith says:

    Rhodesia for the Rhodesians.

  6. 6
    nell says:


    I thought for a minute that was bliar trying to hide behind a disguise because we all despise him so much|!

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    Owen Jones,Sports Correspondent amongst other things says:

    If FIFA carry on in this style: Russia 2018, Qatar 2022, Iran 2026, North Korea 2030, Hell 2034, Stoke 2038.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    :-) Was thinking of re-newing my passport which has lapsed but due to backlog, 208 hundred thousand that have been handed out to what have have been described as ‘foreigners’ in one year maybe I will just forget it for now and think about stowing away on a slow boat to China.

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    Phony says:

    Burqa’s Peerage

  10. 10
    Postal Voter says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !!

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    Beyond the pale…

  12. 12
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Doubt Stoke could manage the necessary £50 million in bungs to Pigs Bladder in 2038, what with inflation and everything.

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    They would probably refuse yours or mine!

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    Genghiz the kahn says:


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    albacore says:

    Nah, that’s too racy for females these days
    Black is the fashion and timid their ways
    As the nature of the population
    Takes an immigrated transformation

  16. 16

    Yes! You heard that right!

    The USA have asked Iran for help…


    8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

  17. 17
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    You can get a good forgery for £20 quid so why give HMG £70?.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Nevertheless, a very good cartoon for a change.

  19. 19
    A cheeky scouser says:

    This means we are all well and truly fucked.

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    Anonymous says:


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    UN Observer says:

    Britain and the West have been hoisted on their own petard

    Naive multiculturalism and tolerance can only word if they are reciprocally respected

    If not, the only realistic solution is immediate deportation or capital punishment

    Certain minorities only respect severe sanctions

    Thet are applied even in Middle Eastern countries to those seeking a return to medieval barbarity

  22. 22
    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    As Jack Hawkins said in Zulu “you are all going to die” .

  23. 23
    A Hackney resident says:

    And how much might I ask has that petard cost us ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget, it was Labour via Blair and his cabinet that knowingly let in millions of immigrants via their policy of unfettered and unchecked mass immigration to reduce the conservative nature of this country and of course the fact that the vast majority of them would also vote liebour, had nothing to do with it.(London votes Liebour because most white English no longer live there any more)

    We now reap the rewards of this policy. That’s why we can’t get an appointment to see our GP, why millions more houses are needed, why more schools need to be built and why an appointment to see a consultant at a hospital takes 6 months if you are lucky. These are the ‘benefits’ to ordinary people of mass immigration.

    The rich political elite of course can and do by pass all these issues by not living in the areas where the bulk of the immigrants live and paying for all the services privately that they need because they now pay themselves so much dosh in parliament, so they have the money to do it. I hope they all rot in hell.

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    Legal Beagle says:

    How can Cameron support “British values” while supporting Jihad in Syria?

    How can Britain continue to support Saudi and Gulf dictatorships financing and arming the cannibal jihadis?

    Is the British government bought by these despots?

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    Anonymous says:

    “a Sphinx without a riddle” DC on DC. Hat tip to DC.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Oh God, don’t put ideas in their heads.

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    John Tandy says:


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    Anonymous says:

    The eyes have it.

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    just for clarity says:

    Which type of muslim is Anjem?
    Is he supportive of those charming beheaders slaughtering Muslims or against them. ..or is that too awkward so he”ll blame us instead?

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    Vlad in Sunny Sochi says:

    I told you so…

    It seems you are so decadent in the West that it takes you years to understand the basic facts

    But better late than never…

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    UN Observer says:


    And thousands of lives…

    So far…

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    Mandelscum of Moscow says:

    Beyond the Pale, please

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    Diane Fatbott says:


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    Hamspam Chowder says:

    An 11th century muzzie, tying to drag the West back a millennium.

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    nell says:

    But it was NOT of course bliar’s fault or so he says. He had nothing to do with it and although he’s paid loadsamoney to be the middle e a s t p e a c e envoy we should not expect him to do anything to sort out the mess that he and his pal george created in the first place.

    He should be on trial in the Hague.

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    Just deport them says:

    Muslims don’t belong here. End of.

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish England well in their next match.

  39. 39
    Handycock sexual Assaulter of a vulnerable female Constituent says:

    I am not bashful, I am innocent, that is why I am paying thousands of pounds damages and legal costs to the vulnerable woman constituents I sexually assaulted. Boaz.


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    albacore says:

    Nowt naive about it. From day one
    Parliament knew what was going on
    All bought and paid for by Lord knows who
    And cheap at the price, this bloodless coup

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    Tony Blair says:

    I think its disgusting that people say the problems in Iraq are my legacy, when in reality, my legacy is the £70m i’ve earned since leaving office working for all those investment banks us champagne socialists pretend to hate. I’ve got enough money now for 2 swimming pools, one filled with oil and the other with the blood of all the people i’ve killed.

  42. 42
    Wendi, tired of Digger says:

    I luv Toni’s butt

    Please save my Toni…

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    Evil incarnate says:

    The word evil is bandied around a lot these days but it is fair and accurate to say that Tony Blair is a truly evil man. He has caused the deaths of over a million people, he’s lined his pockets with blood money, and he’s determined to bring about a third world war to make himself even richer and get himself a powerful political role again. He is an absolute monstrosity. I don’t regard him as human any more. He is the archetypal narcissistic, war profiteering psychopath who doesn’t care how many people die to make him ever wealthier. He’s a genocidal war criminal and someone who’s so morally repugnant that his demise would be celebrated the world over. I hope that cancer or some other terminal illness claims him very soon.

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    UN Observer says:

    Of course

    And Blair has taken millions (declared) from the Gulf despots promoting the Jihad

    He is covered in blood from all sides promoting this mayhem

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    Anonymous says:

    Islam should be banned, let them go back to Islam istan.

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    Jack says:

    +1 milllion

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    Owen Jones,Sports Correspondent amongst other things says:

    William Hague on Iraq : “Are we looking at a British military intervention? No, we’re not. I can’t be any clearer,because we have no frigging Army left after the cuts made by the Conservative led Coalition.”

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    Lord Chief Justice says:

    This is a prima facie admission of guilt. The Lawyers representing the victim must now make a formal statement to the police, who refused to prosecute, even though they were in possession of the Pascoe report and had knowledge of the text messages Hancock sent to the victim. There is the slightest reason that they did not prosecute because it was one person’s word against another and clearly Hancock lied to the police when he made a statement to them. He should now be charged with sexual assault, abuse of power and perverting the course of justice. it will be interesting to see how the police now react to the situation.

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    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    You can’t trust a word Clegg says at his press conference today. The LDs are breaking their promises and too weak to stand up to Cameron.

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    White rabbit says:

    A picture paints a thousand lives.

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    Chief Constable, Hampshire Police says:


  52. 52
    Dean Hancock says:

    Looks like we might be sharing a cell together Dad. Boaz.

  53. 53
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    A LibDem promise has the lifespan of an adult mayfly.

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    More British says:

    At Aberdeen Airport, they look at each and every British passport as though they had never seen one before.

    Then they log them through the reader for Inland Revenue to make sure you pay enough tax. (Using Government definition of enough).

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    Handycock sexual Assaulter of a vulnerable female Constituent says:

    Don’t worry son. Jahbulon.


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    Big D says:

    England would be a far happier place if we had not had millions of strangers foisted upon us , many with ideas of turning Britain in the next caliphate ruled by Islamic courts.
    A thought too far even for us oldies with traditional values such as heterosexual marriage and who hate seeing young women disporting themselves on the streets as drunk as skunks !
    However the boat has sailed and Cameron is talking the usual rubbish that he know he canot fulfill .
    The only way to get us back to an even keel is to impose the following as a strict rule to be obeyed by all .
    In Rome you do as the Romans do.
    Penalty you will be returned to either the place your family started from or another place more akin to your ideas.
    Can you see any politician have the balls to do that !!
    ” In Roman you do as the Romans do “

  57. 57
    Dan Hodges, blind hypocrite says:

    I love Tony Blair

    The Sun shines out of his arse

  58. 58
    King of Saudi Arabia says:

    Follow your instructions Mr Hague

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    How dare you says:

    I think, I’ve heard it all for an excuse today, seems a prisoner escaped from the usual holiday camp and blamed he was “upset” as they had put more controls on him after another nutter escaped from the same, day release holiday camp last month, the government is well and truly not in charge if this lame excuse is believed.

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    Lord Oakshit says:

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    Pikey says:

    When in Rome, do as the Romanians do

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    A1 says:

    10% of all Brits live abroad, you Ignoramus. And they don’t integrate too well either.
    ALl the whiners about immergrants are moronic, tabloid reading hypocrites.

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    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    It is my belief that Hants Police need a visit or several from Rentokil. Traps and poison.

  64. 64
    Sebb Blatter says:

    We are transparently corrupt

    Long live transparency

  65. 65
    HM The Queen says:

    Is someone now going to remove the CBE from this Pervert? I could never find out why he was awarded it in the first place.

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    If you want a real idea of just how many immigrunts are in this country , try going to half a dozen car boot sales over the weekend , see them scrapping for everything that isn’t screwed down , see them fill their cars to busting point then leave all the women to find their own way home , notice how few people actually speak English (I WOULD SAY ONLY ABOUT 30%)
    Never ever again believe the lies the government put out about how they are controlling our borders
    There are at least 10 million of them here and they know it and who ever gets in will have to hike up taxes to pay all the extra benefits

    The 150% rise in speeding fines is just that , a backdoor tax, from a tory party who said when they got into power that they would turn all the speed cameras off

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    Z# says:

    Supporting the ZIoLoons is supporting the most expensive parasites ever.

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    That is not a bad thing: This should send a strong positive message of reassurance to the Cler!cs / senior IRGC that the West’s intention viz. the nuke deal are genuine.

    A subtle point being made is that if !ran sign that deal the West will respect that countries right to engage in conventional conflict, and would indeed help them with regional matters as it does countries in other parts of the world. (ignore negative media spin)

    The US will also be looking to curb Ch!nese / Russ!an influence in that country and Europe needs pipelines from !ran / K’urdistan to help fix the current energy dependence on Russ!a problem.

    By asking for ‘help’ the US is sending a message that it recognizes !ran as a major regional power – that will really irritate the S’audi’s (and maybe Bla!r).

    The US has sent USS George Bush into the Gulf.

    This is high risk politically for O’bama if !ran then decline to agree to the deal – due on the 20th.

    One needs to keep a very close eye on !srael: They appear to be on board with all this, but if !ran does sign the pressure which will be brought to bear on them to resolve the P’alest!ne issue will be immense.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Can I secrete an AK 47 underneath this as I now enjoy HMG diplomatic immunity by wearing the flag ??

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    The Office of Tony Blair says:

    Yes. These cartoons are usually pretty crap drawing and this one’s funny too.

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    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    Sorry Handy, I did my best for you. Jachin.

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    Z# says:

    And 80% of MPs (for lucre and influence) support the imposing of the apartheid supremacist despot racist colony of Izzies upon arabs at gunpoint. Stop supporting ZioLoonacy, it just exacerbates problems.

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    just for clarity says:

    Will the ISIS convoy be catching the ferry or coming via Eurostar?
    I’m returning from France next month and could do without the hassle.

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    Portsmouth City Council Liberal Democrats, Nick Clegg, Vince Cable et Al says:

    Us too Handy. Boaz.

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    Braveheart says:

    900 years ago England was ruled by Henry Beauclerc. Do you prefer Cameron?

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    Z# says:

    Hello SHlomo! What about the chosen ones who think Goim are just “donkeys to serve them”?
    And what about the 10% of britischers who live abroad and are utterly crap at integrating?

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    Libertine Lodge, Portsmouth City Council says:

    Us too Worshipful Master, Handy. Boaz.

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    I say you Johnny foreigner type chaps , you can come to our country only if you pretent to be British !

    You can still preach hate ,
    you can still force someone you have never met to marry you ,
    You can still slaughter your animals in the most degrading inhumane way possible
    you can still impose your religionon the British
    you can claim benefits because you are unemployable , because you spend all day praying
    you can have as many children as you like , and working people will pay you to do it
    you can clog up hospitals , while the govenment will deny treatment to British taxpayers
    you can send your taxfunded offspring to the local school , while the British kids have to get two buses to theirs

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    Z# says:

    Hello again Shlomo! ! What about the chosen ones who think Goim are just “donkeys to serve them”?
    And what about the 10% of britischers who live abroad and are utterly crap at integrating?

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    Tax Fodder says:


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    Sue Denim says:

    Doesn’t scan.

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    Evan Davis says:

    Who the fuck is Angela Jolly?

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    White rabbit says:

    Population in 1970…54 million. Population now… 70 + million.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Mossies managing to dominate every item on the news today,Kenya,extreme schools,Iraq,forced marriage.Scum.

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    Jezza says:

    the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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    Fucked off from Ealing says:

    A house bursting with newly arrived Romanians live two doors down from me and they are proudly displaying their England flags on their newish 7 series BMW.

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    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    When will this Country be ‘full up’?

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    David *Shirtlifter's Friend* Cameron says:

    A sphincter without a penis just ain’t liberal democracy!

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    Memo says:

    Letter boxes were painted in gold for the British Olympic champions in 2012. Now I can see why my post is not getting delivered.

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    An Ear for Tony. says:

    Tell You What.

    When all the chattering classes say that Blair is wrong then that tells me he may just be right and worth listening to what he has to say.

    It was also refreshing after so many years of dithering Dave who only says what he believes the BBC wants him to say. To hear Blair speaking his mind yesterday and upsetting all and sundry, which is another litmus indicator that he may well be right.

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    Jezza says:

    Couldn’t agree more – a few more atrocities on our soil and see what happens…nearly there

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    There will be a temporary delay on their road trip to europe , as they need to link up with all the”Cameron Hague promoted ” Arab spring” terrorists in Egypt , Libya ,Saudi Oman, Lebanon , Palastine etc One thing is for sure , unlike the west’s forces , they wont be running out of oil to fuel their nice new West donated weaponary

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    Bull Dog 123 says:

    The First British value, should be to be British.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    I think you’ll find it’s 80 + million, ask the sewage companies, supermarkets, etc, who really know how demand has soared

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    Big Data says:

    The supermarkets estimate it to be nearer 80 million.

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    Z# says:

    FFS! What about the 6 million Brits living abroad who don’t integrate either, you ignorant Hypocrite?

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    Legal Beagle says:

    I quite agree

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    Z# says:

    What about the 7 million Brits living abroad who don’t integrate with locals either?

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    The Socialist Empire says:

    And what about the EU respecting its strong ties with Russia? You TWATS

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    Bob Fleming says:

    + 70 million

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    A1 says:

    What about the 7 million Brits living in foreign countries who don’t integrate either?
    What about the Brits that were paid by us to flatten Muslim countries at gunpoint?

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    bergen says:

    There are official figures… and the evidence of our own eyes. I don’t think it has quite reached 70 million yet but it will by the end of the decade. God help us.

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    bergen says:

    That’s a nasty stammer you have there.

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    Jezza says:

    the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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    Guy News Room says:

    Knives out for Clegg as the influential Owen Jones refuses to back him & callsl for leadership election.

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    Fuck off Abdul !

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    My advice would be not to print Burka’s with the Union Jack until after September.

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    Jezza says:

    One more time for Z: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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    A1 says:

    What about Brit ex-pats? Should they start to integrate with host cultures as well? What about the Brits paid to go abroad into other people’s countries with guns and bombs?

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    Jezza says:

    + millions

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    A1 says:

    My advice would be for you to learn how to write in your own fukcing language.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    He will get what he deserves. I’m not religious but Judgement Day is coming for Blair and when it does it will be brutal for him. Of that I am sure.

    To stick with the biblical theme, he will reap what he’s sown.

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    táxpáyér says:

    + 1 on the good cartoon (shock)!

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    táxpáyér says:

    The countries already fully FED up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tony needs to follow Alastair’s example and tweet about the world cup constantly.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    WTF does that mean?.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Usually the ones you refer to, invovle drawing faces, that could be the problem?

  118. 118

    GO BORIS !

    “Blair is mad , unhinged and needs professional psychiatric help”


  119. 119
    táxpáyér says:

    Mass subsidised Immigration lowers wages and increases rents.
    The establishment collect those cost savings and extra rents and the working (not shirking) classes pay it.

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    Tom Catesby says:


  121. 121

    I actually agree with Bob Crow on this one! How strange

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    Tom Catesby says:

    It’s not more,’ immergrants’ we’re bothered about.

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    And your point is? says:

    They also don’t tend to blow up tube trains, burn down pubs, riot, colonise areas demanding the local law be dis applied for them, take over local State schools, introduce forced marriages, FGM, honour murders etc. they are self-supporting, usually we’ll-educated and in good health.

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    táxpáyér says:


    They don’t even want “diversity”. It’s an excuse to replace a culture the left HATE (namely our successful one).

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    Too Little TOO Late says:

    A very nice uniform for the “English” caliphate!

    While Dave sleeps the steady march to this endgame continues,

    It was not an extreme government in France which called a halt to the burqa or in Denmark which has banned the disgusting Halal ritual murder of animals.

    Surely what they practise on animals is but a practise for when they get a chance to do the same on non believers or indeed believers who chance their mind!

    While he pussy foots about with forced marriage bills! It will just be ignored as is the law against FGM.

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    Dixon of Dock Green. says:

    Here! You leave perverting the course of justice to us.

  127. 127

    You mean the Brits who liberated an illegally occupied sovereign country as in Kuwait?
    The other one was down to being lied too by Bliar

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    Shooty* says:

    For a change

    *rolls eyes*

    David Starkey was bloody funny on R4 this morning though.

  129. 129
    táxpáyér says:

    Let’s just say that Isreal and Emperor zero just don’t get on.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He must be getting depressed again (Alastair), after Sat=rday.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    If all these immigrants came here and lived decent law abiding lives it would still cause massive problems with traffic congestion, housing, schools, healthcare, low wages ,etc. The problem is not just the cost of the extra security needed but the damage being caused because we are overcrowded in so many parts of the UK. That hardly applies to most British ex-pats who are benefiting Britain by creating more space here.

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    Poor Tom says:

    Most Brits abroad go to work………not ponce off the country they have moved to unlike our newcomers.

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    táxpáyér says:

    No, Supporting the booted out jordanians is costly, they are like the roma of the middle east. Keeping the UN’s only welfare state (and the mess it’s caused that area) going is more costly.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    It means that if a bunch of yobs take over Ukraine by force then it is ok as long as they support EU entry.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Partial Nonsense Cameron changed NOTHING.
    Lab and Con are just establishment welfare state brands.

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    And the government attempts to rubbish that figure by saying that we throw most of that food away !

    you really could make it up

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    All That Cash Has Turned His Brain To Mush says:

    A fitting end for a man whose only God was money!

    I suppose the taxpayer is still funding 24/7 close protection for the nutter, when Broadmoor would be more cost effective and justified.

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    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    sound opinion from the first 2 guests on Nicky’s R5 phone-in.

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    Botus says:

    Does that cuunt ever have a day off from talking about the EU?

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    Melton Mowray pork pie-epitome of Britishness says:

    I’m temporarily deafened by the outcry from British muslims condemning the atrocities committed in the name of Islam.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Actually Isreal is the only non-apartheid country in the region, all the others oppress religious minorities, gays etc.

    It’s the standard leftist inversion of reality.

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    Santandear says:

    How about Bringrate = Opportunist masquerading as British

  143. 143

    Had already clocked you previous posts on this but from my point of view (not any better informed than yours, probably worse (!), but instead probably longer informed), I have severe misgivings that the interests of rationally based societies and absolutist, or rather better, fundamentalist based ones (interesting differences lie here) can ever be entirely congruent or even close.

    Will be delighted to be proved wrong on this, really, but I have been around the block rather too many times now to rely upon it.

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    The origanal point was to question the “official figures” which are politically motivated downwards

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    Banned says:

    To save Jezza from getting RSI: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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    G reat Britain says:

    give Northern Ireland back to the Irish.

    one land one mass.

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    Shooty* says:

    Spot on.

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    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Shouldn’t he be tweeting in Russian?

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    Anonymous says:

    Now where’s Dave’s quote on how we should all be more like Muslims when you need it?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Taquiya practising Lunatic muslim (I know it’s a tautology) are you projecting what the korna terrorism manual says about non-arabs?

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    All That Cash Has Turned His Brain To Mush says:

    Just a thought maybe one of those yougov, 10 downing street or whatever it is e petitions should be started to transfer the criminally insane Bliar to Broadmoor


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    Nuke Westminster says:

    Speaking of unhinged: who recently said “Britain will collapse without unlimited immigration.”

    Step forwards Boris Johnson!

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    I would still like to see him take a trip to the Hague for his lies !

    My friend who has just died (said to be Britains most decorated Paratrooper) would probably have liked to spend five minutes in a room with him

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    Mouth says:

    Go fuck yourself. NI has as much right to be part of the UK as any of the other nations

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    An injustice says:

    …except they refused to paint it gold for Paralympian Gold medallist Kelly Gallagher


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    A Hackney resident says:

    Bojo has just called Blair “unhinged” .

    Pot calling kettle black.

    If you believe what the Free Press tell us both are guilty of “playing away” .

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    Nicked Legg says:

    First 5 items on BBC R4 news today.

    1) ISIS massacres 1,700 captives in Iraq in cold blood.

    2) Al Shahab massacres 14 (now 48) people in Kenya watching World Cup.

    3) Local authorities ask for more supervision of Free schools to root out ‘extremism’.

    4) Law passed to outlaw FGM and people trafficking for forced marriages.

    5) Hunt for 3 Israeli teenagers abducted by Hamas.

    Q: What have these items got in common?

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    ONS says:

    yeah population of 70m is just a nice low figure we like to put out there. Next time you fly into heathrow landing to the west, check out all the back gardens in hounslow, everyone, and I mean every single one has a brick built “shed” in the back garden, which at night time, all have lights on – maybe i’m just being paranoid and maybe the good people of hounslow don’t have illegals living back there and just all like late night pottery sessions

  160. 160
    Nuke Westminster says:

    A very funny cartoon! A Muslim in Britain speaking English!! How does Rich think ‘em up?

  161. 161
    táxpáyér says:

    Yes but
    a) Brits abroad are spread out to demographically sparser places.
    b) are generally more skilled than inhabitants, so has a different effect
    c) only local services they consume are sunshine.

  162. 162
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Would be happy to be ruled by the French again,at least they had the balls to ban the burqa.

  163. 163
    Nuke Westminster says:


  164. 164
    táxpáyér says:

    To save Jezza from getting RSI: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

  165. 165
    táxpáyér says:

    “Hey Russia this was our coup”

    Shortened Rumpypumpy tweet

  166. 166
    táxpáyér says:

    Why don’t you post in arabic then piggy?

  167. 167
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    + £ 70 million

  168. 168
    táxpáyér says:

    iSlam is a religion of pieces (of mutilated bodies).
    Ban moon worshippers!

  169. 169
    Valeria Victrix says:

    This one hardly involves any drawing at all.

  170. 170

    Well she certainly kept Willybum Hagueentertained for a whole week Maybe she’s converted him

  171. 171
    Nuke Westminster says:

    I’ve just checked on Google maps satellite view. You appear to be correct. Check the north side of Clairvale Rd, as a good example.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    They generally don’t wear stupid clothing, they don’t smell too much and they behave themselves.

  173. 173
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Given the amount of fatfuckers in this country I imagine the supermarket figures might be misleading.

    Regardless, the country is full.

  174. 174
    táxpáyér says:

    Return the whole Island back to the British!
    One country = unity.

  175. 175
    parisclaims says:

    I expect the welcome mat will be laid out of thousands of Albanians. Especially the muslim variety.

  176. 176

    Rationality doesn’t work when dealing with theocracies. The core problem here is one of faith – winning the trust of !ran.

    Bit of a crap-shoot but given that the Marx!st inspired nonsense of Bla!r (and prior to that the Soviet efforts in that part of the world) have comprehensively failed, the new approach is worth trying.

  177. 177
    Round the Bend says:

    “Does my bo_mb look big in this”

  178. 178
    Nuke Westminster says:

    He looks like a nasty little shit but it’s an interesting article and I liked his disparaging comments about Nick Clegg.

  179. 179
    Just for clarity says:

    Jesus Christ, I hate booking too far I advance but the crossings are going to be packed. This is so inconvenient. I bet they won’t queue up in an orderly fashion either.

  180. 180
    Fishy says:

    The BBC’s Evan Davis seemed mightily concerned about the new law on forced marriages this morning. He kept poking the subject with a stick, so much so, it seemed clear that he was none to happy with the new provision. The right for someone to marry who THEY want obviously clashes with his Guardian / BBC multiculturalist facism

  181. 181
    Fishy says:

    Wasn’t Cummings a crap cartoonist too?

  182. 182

    Is Nigel Evans running for the 22 in the thought that there will be 22 more members with which he may, er, engage?

    We should be told.

  183. 183
    TV critic says:

    I know the media is going to bump the singer(?) Greg Porter at every possible TV and radio opportunity but is there any chance that they won’t?
    I know you types read what goes on in here so I would like to ask that you don’t do this.
    He’s shit and he can’t sing.
    Yeah, he’s a funny fat man but if I want to listen to a funny fat man I’ll listen to Boris.
    Yes, I know, he’s shite too but at least he knows that we know that he is just a fat twat when all said is done.

  184. 184

    Link above states “The real clever cogs in Labour’s machine”

    Page is blank.

    For once, FT has it spot on…

  185. 185
    Lord Anthony Macbeth says:

    A perfect look for my Lady Cherie Macbeth

  186. 186
    Lady Macbeth of Slotgob says:

    Out damn spot, out I say

  187. 187
  188. 188
    In One says:


  189. 189
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    One of Mike Gove’s friends (apparently he does have some) is using the press today to say that David Cameron “bumbles” along as Head of State.

    I would never have guessed.

  190. 190
    The Bishop of Bendover says:

    Somebody need to stick a red hot poker up his arse.

  191. 191

    Resisted the play on words available with crap-shoot but can’t help feeling:

    Well I chopped that finger off and it didn’t work – let’s try another! – how about this one? – chop!

    Vote UKIP :-D (Thought you had forgotten! ;-) )

  192. 192
    Persona non grata says:

    Hear f*cking hear.

  193. 193
    Billy Nomates says:

    What about the footie?

  194. 194
    T ony B lair, peace envoy, universe. says:

    give the north back to the centre.
    is the center in new castle, asks Alan She rear.

    buy the scots off.
    sell northern ireland.
    buy scotland.

    as for Kashmir, the Pakistani’ should trade it in for the farmhouse in. italy. says Bur silvio, some dancer, in a burka.

    eat meat? why so.
    liver pate is easy. but mince me first.

  195. 195

    The Queen is head of State no wonder Cameron is finding it challenging!

  196. 196
    ahmonika says:

    Britain is in denial over creeping Islamisation ( Times )

    Rather like Egypt then.

  197. 197
    LAdy Floella Benjamin - House of Lords says:

    I used to be on Play Away… dontcha know.

    But then I became far to important for a children’s programme.

    Let’s celebrate diversity!

  198. 198
    Ear - My Arse says:

    92 Delusional comment.

    Tell ‘he may be right’ to the 100,000 dead in Iraq

    Truly barking.

  199. 199
    Passports are Us says:

    Try the Israeli Embassy

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Radio 5 live put up a 16 year old boy to talk about his much maligned school. Clearly reading from a script he was pretty much inarticulate when asked other questions. Still plugging it on the news. Good old Beeb.

  201. 201
    Buy to get rid. Easy rider says:

    production of money is easy. other problems are forever.

  202. 202
    everyone everywhere says:

    Fuck off Mandelson

  203. 203
    HenryV says:

    Can we have our £7 billion back from Eire then? We will probably need it when the Jokanese vote yes and our brilliant Westminster politicians give Salmond everything he wants and probably more.

  204. 204
    Cinna says:

    I wonder how the lefties will enjoy us having parties on the day of his demise? They all seemed to enjoy the ones they held for Maggie.

  205. 205
    Frankie says:

    A soundbite response to a problem which is essentially two tribes at war.

  206. 206
    Ugg says:

    Give Britain back to the Saxons Romans Celts Stonehengeists.

  207. 207
    Drake's Drum says:

    Jihad now is a British value – continually advocated by Blair and his dim acolyte Cameron.

  208. 208
    cured lefty says:

    Just ignore th c, unt

  209. 209
    clitless fatima says:

    “ALl the whiners” – one of your moz mates?

  210. 210

    If you have a spare 15 mins , this is Afghanistan before the Taliban made it a better place
    Hardly a Burka in site , looked like a real modernising forward looking country

  211. 211
    shitstabbers r us says:

    Gove seems very, very comfortable in the company of sodomites. Why is that?

  212. 212
    HenryV says:

    Trouble is they check you on the way in if you look a bit too ethnic. That is ethnic English. Everybody else gets waved through……..

  213. 213
    ooray enry says:

    and Guido shines out of the Sun’s arse

  214. 214
    BV number 1 says:


  215. 215
    8ackstairs 8illy says:

    When are my 70 virgins arriving?

  216. 216
    Cinna says:

    His short term memory is shot.

  217. 217
    Principle of self determination says:

    What about me?

  218. 218

    A new law against forced marriage and FGM ,as if common law was not enough to deal with kidnapping and grievous bodily harm.
    Strange how the liberal elite are so concerned how muslims treat their own women and girls,when they quite obviously did not give a stuff how they treated ours in places like Rochdale , Rotherham ,Oxford , and Blackpool.

  219. 219
    Jo Moore says:

    It’s a good day to bury Tony Blair.

  220. 220
    The Lone Ranger says:

    WTF is Greg Porter?

  221. 221
    Fog says:

    AND – Blair left us Brown as PM – something for which he should never be forgiven, as he knew full well what he was unleashing.

  222. 222
    Cinna says:

    Does my bomb look big in this?

  223. 223
    Owen Jones says:

    It is Tony Blair who is the weapon of mass destruction.

  224. 224
    Running Bear says:

    Give America back to the Red Indians

  225. 225
    The Growler says:

    My giving Dave Boy ideas, I bet if he sees that he will get a load made in Hong Kong and given away free, and all female school children will have to wear them, that will then make them all inclusive, and satisfy everyone.

  226. 226
    Cinna says:

    They’ll be delayed anyway by the passport office.

  227. 227
    The Lone Ranger says:


  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    People who work here and contribute to the economy don’t scrounge either.

  229. 229
  230. 230
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Now we all are paying the price for the obeisance of the Chilcot panel to the establishment. Where is the Chilcot report???

  231. 231
    Brits says:

    Far too late, Cameron.

    We’re voting UKIP.

    And anyway, we don’t believe you.

  232. 232
    Bert says:

    Give Britain back to the Saxons Romans Celts Stonehengeists paleolithic hunter-gatherers Neanderthals.

  233. 233
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Where is B£iar these days?

  234. 234
    Cinna says:

    Owen who?

  235. 235
    Fog says:

    Z – read comments no. 87 and no. 126 above and see if you can understand

  236. 236
    Face Facts says:

    Probably best to face facts and just admit that the Mohammedans should not be in Britain.

    A generous repatriation package is the way to go.

    It won’t be easy repatriating them but it will be a lot better than the train crash we are heading for.

  237. 237
    Bert says:

    Don’t mention Sean Penn. He thinks we should give the Falklands “back” to Argentina, though the Spanish were never there in the first place; which would then require the Latinos to fuck off out of the entire continent and hand South America, Mexico, etc., back to the indigenes.

  238. 238
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Add to that the fact we are broadly welcome in the countries we go to live and we don’t set up a taxi firm when we arrive as a front to rape and abuse white under age girls.{I will let you have Gary Glitter}

  239. 239
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Indeed. Vote UKIP We have not forgotten. :) :) :)

  240. 240
    Cinna says:

    Time to take the bull by the horns and confront this lot and their leftie fellow travellers now. The clock is ticking and it’s almost too late.

  241. 241
    Quixote says:

    If “one land one mass” is an arguement for a united Ireland does not the same hold true for England, Wales and Scotland?

  242. 242
    slice and dice says:

    what is beautiful about N orthern Ireland.
    is it a. gormet Capital of the world?
    do sailing vehicles land here .

    is there a Cork in the bottle.
    sell it. share beauty. start by selling it.

  243. 243
    Magna Carta pre Union says:

    change the flag

  244. 244
    The Growler says:

    Yup, and if Scotland goes independant passports will be required at airports railway entry points and of course sea ports, so all those scotch MPs in english constituencies, going back to their homeland will have to have a valid passport, but should we have to put up with people from a foreign country as MPs.

  245. 245
    táxpáyér says:

    Dave likes Macmillan! no wonder this recession is never-ending.

  246. 246
    HenryV says:

    I hear in foreign countries they force British immigrants to use the native tongue.

    All my relatives who live abroad in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the one below Canada whose name escapes me all come back speaking “English”. Their kids can even write and read the language proper like.

    Why do they live abroad in the White Commonwealth? Because the inner cities are no place to bring up children and our schools are Common Purpose propaganda centres.

  247. 247
    Bob says:

    He is a downhill gardener

    The Tory answer to Weird Ed…

  248. 248
  249. 249
    jgm2 says:

    Isn’t it amazing what Saudi oil money can do to a place.

  250. 250
    táxpáyér says:

    I’m guessing the script conformed to BBC anti-truth narrative?

  251. 251
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    We didn’t kill enough mossies that’s the problem.

  252. 252
    Sue Denim says:

    He would like it.

  253. 253
    Raving Loon says:

    Is it me, or is the solution really obvious: stop loony Muslims coming here, and stop interfering in Muslim countries.

  254. 254
    Banned says:

    40 years from now there will be a similar video clip about the UK and what we used to be like before the caliphate of 2050 was formed.

  255. 255
    The Growler says:

    You mean like like those wonderful Fenians of fairly recent history?

  256. 256
    Saint Vince says:

    Before my time

    I can’t remember

  257. 257
    táxpáyér says:

    Interesting poster doing the rounds…

  258. 258
    táxpáyér says:

    All immigrants raise rents though, has much more effect in a crowded country.

  259. 259
    Marlene says:

    Western Embassies withdrawing from Baghdad


    When will the West ever learn?

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    So was Iraq – and Iran.

  261. 261
    Village Idiot says:

    ….A situation entirely created by our illustrious , educated elite, who encouraged migration from countries with a different ideology, without any democratic decision from the people of this , once great nation!……So much for democracy if “they” can change our society so much, and yet, never were we given an opportunity to debate or vote on this!…..Multiculturism is absolutely NOT a British value, rather it is an insult to the indigenous!…We have been hoodwinked and our tolerance abused, and now, instead of some Utopian ideal of multiculti’ society, we have division and hatred,and strange things going on that we are hardly aware of;Fmg,forced marriage, slavery, rape gangs and returning diseases…You educated elites need to rectify your mistakes….soon!!!!!

  262. 262
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Now he is ‘out of the closet’, what on earth would he need them for?

  263. 263
    P J O'Rourke says:

    Nonke uzofa (uma nibona drift lami).

  264. 264
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Try flying. Not too expensive and you only have about 90-100 foreigners aboard with you.

  265. 265
    SWAT team says:

    Who are were you ?

  266. 266
    just wonderin' says:

    Are you sure the BMW is theirs ?

  267. 267
    Fred the pensioner says:

    .. and it looks like that defective drone missed the twunt calling himself A1 (this time around).

  268. 268
    The two Muppets says:

    70% of Brits living abroad are retired ,and more than paying their way
    and not sponging off the host Country .

  269. 269
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    If you can remember being at a LibDem party then you weren’t there.

  270. 270
    Anonymous says:

    A lot of “garages” which don’t appear to have vehicle access. It looks like the Southall ones have had houses built on the former vehicle accesses, meaning cars have to be parked on the street. How did that get past Planning? Could it be that the council is run on third world lines where inconvenient rules can be circumvented for a suitable payment or the right family connection?

  271. 271
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Last year I went to Malaysia for a week’s holiday. The hotel was half full of such occurrences, but as my week went by I noticed that it only happened on their day of arrival and the following morning. By lunchtime the face cover had gone although the black binliner was still in place. By the third day, that too had disappeared and the ladies were dressed in either jeans and teashirts or slacks and a top, although they still wore a headscarf.

    Come check out day, they all appeared in fully covered up mode again ready to fly home. The reason for this was of course the complete absence of the religious loony dress police which allowed the girls to be themselves for once.

    Also noticed something similar on a flight home from the middle east. They all boarded the plane fully covered, but as soon as we were airborne long queues formed by the loos so they could change out of the nighties into proper western dress.

    These oppressed ladies need a bit of help to overcome their shyness.

  272. 272
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Is that ‘cogs’ or ‘clogs’ ?

  273. 273
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … “until the twelfth of never, and that’s a long, long time…..”

  274. 274
    A1 says:

    Actually, MORON, a whole bunch of brits went abroad and blew up various Muslim countries, just or a start!
    Secondly, how many Muslims actually blew up anything in GB?

    As for ordinary brit ex-pats, they don’t integrate much at all anywhere and the ones that do work steal jobs from locals.

    As for immigrants, it’s your own faukt for sitting tehre like big, fat, whining girl’s blouses and letting the government do what it wants.

  275. 275
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Be careful when and check first if you post a letter in a black post box.

  276. 276
    Village Idiot says:

    ….”Multiculturism is NOT a British Value..”

  277. 277
    A1 says:

    Very few of them integrate tor speak languages other than english.

  278. 278
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Plus, they do integrate; living, working and speaking in accordance with their host. This is why you do not see aggressive Morris dancing troupes abducting other expats and forcing them to wear jingle pads or learn the accordion.

  279. 279
    Z# says:

    Complete BS. You are utterly clueless. The Izzies are about as racist and bigoted as you can get, to the extent of being prone to over a dozen genetic diseases through inbreeding. Izzies spit on Go ym

  280. 280
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Poor old Broadmoor. First Savile, then Blair.

  281. 281
    Jack Ketch. says:

    The Government in Exile


  282. 282
    John Bellingham says:

    Zama i umkhonto English, kaffir

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:

    why should they? Don’t forget Britain once ruled the world.

  284. 284
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    being helpful about 7:50 on


  285. 285
    táxpáyér says:

    Just because you don’t touch a yogurt doesn’t mean it wont go off and stink up the rest of the fridge.

  286. 286
    8ackstairs 8illy says:

    70 young boys – what’s not to like?

  287. 287
    táxpáyér says:

    Mad islamonutcase. Probably all the cousin marriage has ruined islam infested areas brain power which is why the west does all the hard thinking jobs in that area.

    How come Isreal has all the physics Nobels and arabs have zero?

  288. 288

    You are behind the times. Tony “he’s not the antichrist, he just thinks he is” Blair let them in years ago. They call themselves “kosovans”

  289. 289
    Ali's Snackbar says:

    Don’t forget the Muslim principles of Tawriya, Kitman and Muruna. All ways of deceiving we Kuffar or unbelievers.

  290. 290
    Ali's Snackbar says:

    Perhaps it’s time to ask the Muslims whether they consider themselves to be British first or Muslim.

    Don’t be surprised at the answer. The Muslims’ sole intention is to Islamify whatever lands they live upon. Why do you think that they breed like rabbits?

  291. 291
    Pay heed to your masters says:

    And no doubt the EUSSR would use that as an argument for a single nation Eurostate

  292. 292
    It's simple says:

    Existing legislation allows the Home Secretary to deport those deemed undesirable but fails to define family members. The 2014 Regulations sets out who are Family Members.

    Those born in the UK but deemed undesirable and not covered by the Act of 1999 and Regulations of 2014, would require a tiny piece of additional legislation which would amend the powers of the Home Secretary to extend to those undesirables who have a parent (or grandparent) born outside of the UK.

  293. 293
    Motehcuzōma says:

    Give South America back to the Aztecs.

  294. 294
    They lie to suit says:

    They are allowed by their Big Boy’s Book of Bigotry to lie under oath if it suits the cause. So of course they will say what they think is best for the cause.

    It is a slow growing cancer to about 15% then it takes over totally.

  295. 295
    John Bellingham says:

    As councils all have access to hi-res aerial photos, let alone free Google Earth, it makes one wonder why they do not investigate and enforce existing regulations–maybe it is something to do with the make up of the council.

  296. 296
    John Bellingham says:

    Try flying in First or Business on a Western Airline out of any Gulf city. As soon as the seatbelt light goes out the binliners drift back to the loos and the hottest numbers in sexy designer kit reappear, then the drinks start flowing like the waters of the Euphrates.

  297. 297
    John Bellingham says:

    Sorry, I didn’t read your last paragraph.

  298. 298
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Sorry Handy, the last straw was not being able to get a Judge from the Brotherhood. I tried my best old chap. Now, how about that villa in Spain, just like yours, from your boys? Jahbulon

  299. 299
    HM Duke of Edinburgh says:

    Well said old girl;he should be removed from Parliament immediately, let us see if his bent political colleagues there do anything about it! Then he should spend the rest of his life in a padded cell, where he belongs.

  300. 300
    Poverty-stricken lawyer says:

    That should be a matter for the host country to decide.
    We should not refuse to let our citizens leave the country like Socialist totalitarian states had to.

  301. 301
    Poverty-stricken lawyer says:

    This arguament is irrelevent antyway, as who lives in foreign countries is that country’s business.

  302. 302
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    fukcing? thanks for the lesson.

  303. 303
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Hey Taxi preyer – i know who you are – it’s no use you trying to disguise your hidden agendas – they’re so fucking obvious – you ‘mantra’ blinkered man.

  304. 304
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The same question needs to be put to Israelis.

  305. 305
    Shooty* says:

    Rather like the entire world then.

    There, fixed it for you.

  306. 306
    Big D says:

    Enock Powell was absolutely right we shall see the Rivers of Blood here in a once pleasant and civilised land.
    Camerons latest , ” the greates threat to our security at present is Syria ”
    Wrong Mr Cameron , the greatest threat is within and without when the ” British ” fighters at present raging war against Assad return.
    Will they be sent back via the next plane , of course not all the left wing lawyers will be there at the airport with all their human rights ready to take on all comers.
    Wish Id been born in 1918 when Brits were all on the same side with a shared history which we were rightly proud of and so Id never had to be part of what we know have to bear.

  307. 307

    But only because he thinks its a village in Poland

  308. 308

    Yes but only because he thinks it’s a village in Poland

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