June 16th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


308 Comments

  1. 1
    Socialism is theft says:

    Better than being more like Muslims and killing all those we hate.

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    • 3
      Socialism is theft says:

      And better than being like Tony Blair who wants to kill them abroad and make them Labour voters here.

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      • 11

        Beyond the pale…

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          Anonymous says:

          Nevertheless, a very good cartoon for a change.

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        • 33
          Mandelscum of Moscow says:

          Beyond the Pale, please

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          • Village Idiot says:

            ….A situation entirely created by our illustrious , educated elite, who encouraged migration from countries with a different ideology, without any democratic decision from the people of this , once great nation!……So much for democracy if “they” can change our society so much, and yet, never were we given an opportunity to debate or vote on this!…..Multiculturism is absolutely NOT a British value, rather it is an insult to the indigenous!…We have been hoodwinked and our tolerance abused, and now, instead of some Utopian ideal of multiculti’ society, we have division and hatred,and strange things going on that we are hardly aware of;Fmg,forced marriage, slavery, rape gangs and returning diseases…You educated elites need to rectify your mistakes….soon!!!!!

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        • 70
          The Office of Tony Blair says:

          Yes. These cartoons are usually pretty crap drawing and this one’s funny too.

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        • 113
          táxpáyér says:

          + 1 on the good cartoon (shock)!

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        • 231
          Brits says:

          Far too late, Cameron.

          We’re voting UKIP.

          And anyway, we don’t believe you.

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      • 183
        TV critic says:

        I know the media is going to bump the singer(?) Greg Porter at every possible TV and radio opportunity but is there any chance that they won’t?
        I know you types read what goes on in here so I would like to ask that you don’t do this.
        He’s shit and he can’t sing.
        Yeah, he’s a funny fat man but if I want to listen to a funny fat man I’ll listen to Boris.
        Yes, I know, he’s shite too but at least he knows that we know that he is just a fat twat when all said is done.
        Thanks

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      • 242
        slice and dice says:

        what is beautiful about N orthern Ireland.
        is it a. gormet Capital of the world?
        do sailing vehicles land here .

        is there a Cork in the bottle.
        sell it. share beauty. start by selling it.

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    • 27
      Ma­­qb­oul says:

      Oh God, don’t put ideas in their heads.

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    • 87
      disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

      When will this Country be ‘full up’?

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    • 90
      An Ear for Tony. says:

      Tell You What.

      When all the chattering classes say that Blair is wrong then that tells me he may just be right and worth listening to what he has to say.

      It was also refreshing after so many years of dithering Dave who only says what he believes the BBC wants him to say. To hear Blair speaking his mind yesterday and upsetting all and sundry, which is another litmus indicator that he may well be right.

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    • 146
      G reat Britain says:

      give Northern Ireland back to the Irish.

      one land one mass.

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      • 155
        Mouth says:

        Go fuck yourself. NI has as much right to be part of the UK as any of the other nations

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      • 174
        táxpáyér says:

        Return the whole Island back to the British!
        One country = unity.

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      • 203
        HenryV says:

        Can we have our £7 billion back from Eire then? We will probably need it when the Jokanese vote yes and our brilliant Westminster politicians give Salmond everything he wants and probably more.

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      • 206
        Ugg says:

        Give Britain back to the Saxons Romans Celts Stonehengeists.

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        • 232
          Bert says:

          Give Britain back to the Saxons Romans Celts Stonehengeists paleolithic hunter-gatherers Neanderthals.

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      • 224
        Running Bear says:

        Give America back to the Red Indians

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        • 237
          Bert says:

          Don’t mention Sean Penn. He thinks we should give the Falklands “back” to Argentina, though the Spanish were never there in the first place; which would then require the Latinos to fuck off out of the entire continent and hand South America, Mexico, etc., back to the indigenes.

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      • 241
        Quixote says:

        If “one land one mass” is an arguement for a united Ireland does not the same hold true for England, Wales and Scotland?

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        • 291
          Pay heed to your masters says:

          And no doubt the EUSSR would use that as an argument for a single nation Eurostate

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      • 293
        Motehcuzōma says:

        Give South America back to the Aztecs.

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    • 194
      T ony B lair, peace envoy, universe. says:

      give the north back to the centre.
      is the center in new castle, asks Alan She rear.

      buy the scots off.
      sell northern ireland.
      buy scotland.

      as for Kashmir, the Pakistani’ should trade it in for the farmhouse in. italy. says Bur silvio, some dancer, in a burka.

      eat meat? why so.
      liver pate is easy. but mince me first.

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    • 201
      Buy to get rid. Easy rider says:

      production of money is easy. other problems are forever.

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    • 222
      Cinna says:

      Does my bomb look big in this?

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    • 225
      The Growler says:

      My giving Dave Boy ideas, I bet if he sees that he will get a load made in Hong Kong and given away free, and all female school children will have to wear them, that will then make them all inclusive, and satisfy everyone.

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    • 245
      táxpáyér says:

      Dave likes Macmillan! no wonder this recession is never-ending.

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  2. 2
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Be more British: Live in you own country like we do.

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      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      :-) Was thinking of re-newing my passport which has lapsed but due to backlog, 208 hundred thousand that have been handed out to what have have been described as ‘foreigners’ in one year maybe I will just forget it for now and think about stowing away on a slow boat to China.

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      • 13

        They would probably refuse yours or mine!

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        • 17
          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          You can get a good forgery for £20 quid so why give HMG £70?.

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        • 54
          More British says:

          At Aberdeen Airport, they look at each and every British passport as though they had never seen one before.

          Then they log them through the reader for Inland Revenue to make sure you pay enough tax. (Using Government definition of enough).

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          • The Growler says:

            Yup, and if Scotland goes independant passports will be required at airports railway entry points and of course sea ports, so all those scotch MPs in english constituencies, going back to their homeland will have to have a valid passport, but should we have to put up with people from a foreign country as MPs.

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    • 62
      A1 says:

      10% of all Brits live abroad, you Ignoramus. And they don’t integrate too well either.
      ALl the whiners about immergrants are moronic, tabloid reading hypocrites.

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      • 85
        Jezza says:

        the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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        • 123
          And your point is? says:

          They also don’t tend to blow up tube trains, burn down pubs, riot, colonise areas demanding the local law be dis applied for them, take over local State schools, introduce forced marriages, FGM, honour murders etc. they are self-supporting, usually we’ll-educated and in good health.

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          • Persona non grata says:

            Hear f*cking hear.

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          • The Lone Ranger says:

            +1

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          • The Growler says:

            You mean like like those wonderful Fenians of fairly recent history?

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          • A1 says:

            Actually, MORON, a whole bunch of brits went abroad and blew up various Muslim countries, just or a start!
            Secondly, how many Muslims actually blew up anything in GB?

            As for ordinary brit ex-pats, they don’t integrate much at all anywhere and the ones that do work steal jobs from locals.

            As for immigrants, it’s your own faukt for sitting tehre like big, fat, whining girl’s blouses and letting the government do what it wants.

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        • 228
          Anonymous says:

          People who work here and contribute to the economy don’t scrounge either.

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      • 119
        táxpáyér says:

        Mass subsidised Immigration lowers wages and increases rents.
        The establishment collect those cost savings and extra rents and the working (not shirking) classes pay it.

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      • 122
        Tom Catesby says:

        It’s not more,’ immergrants’ we’re bothered about.

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      • 209
        clitless fatima says:

        “ALl the whiners” – one of your moz mates?

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      • 246
        HenryV says:

        I hear in foreign countries they force British immigrants to use the native tongue.

        All my relatives who live abroad in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the one below Canada whose name escapes me all come back speaking “English”. Their kids can even write and read the language proper like.

        Why do they live abroad in the White Commonwealth? Because the inner cities are no place to bring up children and our schools are Common Purpose propaganda centres.

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      • 268
        The two Muppets says:

        70% of Brits living abroad are retired ,and more than paying their way
        and not sponging off the host Country .

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    • 89
      Memo says:

      Letter boxes were painted in gold for the British Olympic champions in 2012. Now I can see why my post is not getting delivered.

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  3. 4
    A great big mess says:

    No need to be bashful.

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      Handycock sexual Assaulter of a vulnerable female Constituent says:

      I am not bashful, I am innocent, that is why I am paying thousands of pounds damages and legal costs to the vulnerable woman constituents I sexually assaulted. Boaz.

      http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/482500/EXCLUSIVE-MP-Mike-Hancock-reaches-settlement-over-victim

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      • 48
        Lord Chief Justice says:

        This is a prima facie admission of guilt. The Lawyers representing the victim must now make a formal statement to the police, who refused to prosecute, even though they were in possession of the Pascoe report and had knowledge of the text messages Hancock sent to the victim. There is the slightest reason that they did not prosecute because it was one person’s word against another and clearly Hancock lied to the police when he made a statement to them. He should now be charged with sexual assault, abuse of power and perverting the course of justice. it will be interesting to see how the police now react to the situation.

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      • 71
        Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

        Sorry Handy, I did my best for you. Jachin.

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        • 74
          Portsmouth City Council Liberal Democrats, Nick Clegg, Vince Cable et Al says:

          Us too Handy. Boaz.

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          • Libertine Lodge, Portsmouth City Council says:

            Us too Worshipful Master, Handy. Boaz.

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          • Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

            Sorry Handy, the last straw was not being able to get a Judge from the Brotherhood. I tried my best old chap. Now, how about that villa in Spain, just like yours, from your boys? Jahbulon

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  4. 5
    Ian Smith says:

    Rhodesia for the Rhodesians.

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  5. 6
    nell says:

    +++++Laugh++++++

    I thought for a minute that was bliar trying to hide behind a disguise because we all despise him so much|!

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  6. 7
    Owen Jones,Sports Correspondent amongst other things says:

    If FIFA carry on in this style: Russia 2018, Qatar 2022, Iran 2026, North Korea 2030, Hell 2034, Stoke 2038.

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    • 12
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Doubt Stoke could manage the necessary £50 million in bungs to Pigs Bladder in 2038, what with inflation and everything.

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  7. 9
    Phony says:

    Burqa’s Peerage

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  8. 10
    Postal Voter says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !!

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  9. 15
    albacore says:

    Nah, that’s too racy for females these days
    Black is the fashion and timid their ways
    As the nature of the population
    Takes an immigrated transformation

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  10. 16

    Yes! You heard that right!

    The USA have asked Iran for help…

    
    

    8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

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    • 19
      A cheeky scouser says:

      This means we are all well and truly fucked.

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    • 31
      Vlad in Sunny Sochi says:

      I told you so…

      It seems you are so decadent in the West that it takes you years to understand the basic facts

      But better late than never…

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    • 68

      That is not a bad thing: This should send a strong positive message of reassurance to the Cler!cs / senior IRGC that the West’s intention viz. the nuke deal are genuine.

      A subtle point being made is that if !ran sign that deal the West will respect that countries right to engage in conventional conflict, and would indeed help them with regional matters as it does countries in other parts of the world. (ignore negative media spin)

      The US will also be looking to curb Ch!nese / Russ!an influence in that country and Europe needs pipelines from !ran / K’urdistan to help fix the current energy dependence on Russ!a problem.

      By asking for ‘help’ the US is sending a message that it recognizes !ran as a major regional power – that will really irritate the S’audi’s (and maybe Bla!r).

      The US has sent USS George Bush into the Gulf.

      This is high risk politically for O’bama if !ran then decline to agree to the deal – due on the 20th.

      One needs to keep a very close eye on !srael: They appear to be on board with all this, but if !ran does sign the pressure which will be brought to bear on them to resolve the P’alest!ne issue will be immense.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 129
        táxpáyér says:

        Let’s just say that Isreal and Emperor zero just don’t get on.

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      • 143

        Had already clocked you previous posts on this but from my point of view (not any better informed than yours, probably worse (!), but instead probably longer informed), I have severe misgivings that the interests of rationally based societies and absolutist, or rather better, fundamentalist based ones (interesting differences lie here) can ever be entirely congruent or even close.

        Will be delighted to be proved wrong on this, really, but I have been around the block rather too many times now to rely upon it.

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  11. 21
    UN Observer says:

    Britain and the West have been hoisted on their own petard

    Naive multiculturalism and tolerance can only word if they are reciprocally respected

    If not, the only realistic solution is immediate deportation or capital punishment

    Certain minorities only respect severe sanctions

    Thet are applied even in Middle Eastern countries to those seeking a return to medieval barbarity

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    • 23
      A Hackney resident says:

      And how much might I ask has that petard cost us ?

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      • 32
        UN Observer says:

        Trillions…

        And thousands of lives…

        So far…

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        • 67
          Z# says:

          Supporting the ZIoLoons is supporting the most expensive parasites ever.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            No, Supporting the booted out jordanians is costly, they are like the roma of the middle east. Keeping the UN’s only welfare state (and the mess it’s caused that area) going is more costly.

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    • 36
      nell says:

      But it was NOT of course bliar’s fault or so he says. He had nothing to do with it and although he’s paid loadsamoney to be the middle e a s t p e a c e envoy we should not expect him to do anything to sort out the mess that he and his pal george created in the first place.

      He should be on trial in the Hague.

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      • 44
        UN Observer says:

        Of course

        And Blair has taken millions (declared) from the Gulf despots promoting the Jihad

        He is covered in blood from all sides promoting this mayhem

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    • 40
      albacore says:

      Nowt naive about it. From day one
      Parliament knew what was going on
      All bought and paid for by Lord knows who
      And cheap at the price, this bloodless coup

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  12. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget, it was Labour via Blair and his cabinet that knowingly let in millions of immigrants via their policy of unfettered and unchecked mass immigration to reduce the conservative nature of this country and of course the fact that the vast majority of them would also vote liebour, had nothing to do with it.(London votes Liebour because most white English no longer live there any more)

    We now reap the rewards of this policy. That’s why we can’t get an appointment to see our GP, why millions more houses are needed, why more schools need to be built and why an appointment to see a consultant at a hospital takes 6 months if you are lucky. These are the ‘benefits’ to ordinary people of mass immigration.

    The rich political elite of course can and do by pass all these issues by not living in the areas where the bulk of the immigrants live and paying for all the services privately that they need because they now pay themselves so much dosh in parliament, so they have the money to do it. I hope they all rot in hell.

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  13. 25
    Legal Beagle says:

    How can Cameron support “British values” while supporting Jihad in Syria?

    How can Britain continue to support Saudi and Gulf dictatorships financing and arming the cannibal jihadis?

    Is the British government bought by these despots?

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    • 72
      Z# says:

      And 80% of MPs (for lucre and influence) support the imposing of the apartheid supremacist despot racist colony of Izzies upon arabs at gunpoint. Stop supporting ZioLoonacy, it just exacerbates problems.

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      • 97
        Legal Beagle says:

        I quite agree

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      • 141
        táxpáyér says:

        Actually Isreal is the only non-apartheid country in the region, all the others oppress religious minorities, gays etc.

        It’s the standard leftist inversion of reality.

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        • 279
          Z# says:

          Complete BS. You are utterly clueless. The Izzies are about as racist and bigoted as you can get, to the extent of being prone to over a dozen genetic diseases through inbreeding. Izzies spit on Go ym

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Mad islamonutcase. Probably all the cousin marriage has ruined islam infested areas brain power which is why the west does all the hard thinking jobs in that area.

            How come Isreal has all the physics Nobels and arabs have zero?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Hey Taxi preyer – i know who you are – it’s no use you trying to disguise your hidden agendas – they’re so fucking obvious – you ‘mantra’ blinkered man.

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    • 207
      Drake's Drum says:

      Jihad now is a British value – continually advocated by Blair and his dim acolyte Cameron.

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  14. 26
    Anonymous says:

    “a Sphinx without a riddle” DC on DC. Hat tip to DC.

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  15. 28
    John Tandy says:

    Perfect…….

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  16. 29
    Anonymous says:

    The eyes have it.

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  17. 30
    just for clarity says:

    Which type of muslim is Anjem?
    Is he supportive of those charming beheaders slaughtering Muslims or against them. ..or is that too awkward so he”ll blame us instead?

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    • 35
      Hamspam Chowder says:

      An 11th century muzzie, tying to drag the West back a millennium.

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      • 75
        Braveheart says:

        900 years ago England was ruled by Henry Beauclerc. Do you prefer Cameron?

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        • 162
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          Would be happy to be ruled by the French again,at least they had the balls to ban the burqa.

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    • 140
      Melton Mowray pork pie-epitome of Britishness says:

      I’m temporarily deafened by the outcry from British muslims condemning the atrocities committed in the name of Islam.

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  18. 37
    Just deport them says:

    Muslims don’t belong here. End of.

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    • 76
      Z# says:

      Hello SHlomo! What about the chosen ones who think Goim are just “donkeys to serve them”?
      And what about the 10% of britischers who live abroad and are utterly crap at integrating?

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  19. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish England well in their next match.

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  20. 41
    Tony Blair says:

    I think its disgusting that people say the problems in Iraq are my legacy, when in reality, my legacy is the £70m i’ve earned since leaving office working for all those investment banks us champagne socialists pretend to hate. I’ve got enough money now for 2 swimming pools, one filled with oil and the other with the blood of all the people i’ve killed.

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  21. 43
    Evil incarnate says:

    The word evil is bandied around a lot these days but it is fair and accurate to say that Tony Blair is a truly evil man. He has caused the deaths of over a million people, he’s lined his pockets with blood money, and he’s determined to bring about a third world war to make himself even richer and get himself a powerful political role again. He is an absolute monstrosity. I don’t regard him as human any more. He is the archetypal narcissistic, war profiteering psychopath who doesn’t care how many people die to make him ever wealthier. He’s a genocidal war criminal and someone who’s so morally repugnant that his demise would be celebrated the world over. I hope that cancer or some other terminal illness claims him very soon.

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    • 112
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      He will get what he deserves. I’m not religious but Judgement Day is coming for Blair and when it does it will be brutal for him. Of that I am sure.

      To stick with the biblical theme, he will reap what he’s sown.

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    • 204
      Cinna says:

      I wonder how the lefties will enjoy us having parties on the day of his demise? They all seemed to enjoy the ones they held for Maggie.

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    • 219
      Jo Moore says:

      It’s a good day to bury Tony Blair.

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  22. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Islam should be banned, let them go back to Islam istan.

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    • 79
      Z# says:

      Hello again Shlomo! ! What about the chosen ones who think Goim are just “donkeys to serve them”?
      And what about the 10% of britischers who live abroad and are utterly crap at integrating?

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      • 151
        táxpáyér says:

        Taquiya practising Lunatic muslim (I know it’s a tautology) are you projecting what the korna terrorism manual says about non-arabs?

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        • 289
          Ali's Snackbar says:

          Don’t forget the Muslim principles of Tawriya, Kitman and Muruna. All ways of deceiving we Kuffar or unbelievers.

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      • 235
        Fog says:

        Z – read comments no. 87 and no. 126 above and see if you can understand

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  23. 49
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    You can’t trust a word Clegg says at his press conference today. The LDs are breaking their promises and too weak to stand up to Cameron.

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  24. 50
    White rabbit says:

    A picture paints a thousand lives.

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  25. 56
    Big D says:

    England would be a far happier place if we had not had millions of strangers foisted upon us , many with ideas of turning Britain in the next caliphate ruled by Islamic courts.
    A thought too far even for us oldies with traditional values such as heterosexual marriage and who hate seeing young women disporting themselves on the streets as drunk as skunks !
    However the boat has sailed and Cameron is talking the usual rubbish that he know he canot fulfill .
    The only way to get us back to an even keel is to impose the following as a strict rule to be obeyed by all .
    In Rome you do as the Romans do.
    Penalty you will be returned to either the place your family started from or another place more akin to your ideas.
    Can you see any politician have the balls to do that !!
    ” In Roman you do as the Romans do “

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    • 61
      Pikey says:

      When in Rome, do as the Romanians do

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      • 86
        Fucked off from Ealing says:

        A house bursting with newly arrived Romanians live two doors down from me and they are proudly displaying their England flags on their newish 7 series BMW.

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    • 91
      Jezza says:

      Couldn’t agree more – a few more atrocities on our soil and see what happens…nearly there

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    • 96
      Z# says:

      FFS! What about the 6 million Brits living abroad who don’t integrate either, you ignorant Hypocrite?

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      • 104
        Jezza says:

        the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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      • 300
        Poverty-stricken lawyer says:

        That should be a matter for the host country to decide.
        We should not refuse to let our citizens leave the country like Socialist totalitarian states had to.

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  26. 59
    How dare you says:

    I think, I’ve heard it all for an excuse today, seems a prisoner escaped from the usual holiday camp and blamed he was “upset” as they had put more controls on him after another nutter escaped from the same, day release holiday camp last month, the government is well and truly not in charge if this lame excuse is believed.

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  27. 60
    Lord Oakshit says:

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  28. 64
    Sebb Blatter says:

    We are transparently corrupt

    Long live transparency

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  29. 66
    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    If you want a real idea of just how many immigrunts are in this country , try going to half a dozen car boot sales over the weekend , see them scrapping for everything that isn’t screwed down , see them fill their cars to busting point then leave all the women to find their own way home , notice how few people actually speak English (I WOULD SAY ONLY ABOUT 30%)
    Never ever again believe the lies the government put out about how they are controlling our borders
    There are at least 10 million of them here and they know it and who ever gets in will have to hike up taxes to pay all the extra benefits

    The 150% rise in speeding fines is just that , a backdoor tax, from a tory party who said when they got into power that they would turn all the speed cameras off

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    • 80
      Tax Fodder says:

      +1

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    • 83
      White rabbit says:

      Population in 1970…54 million. Population now… 70 + million.

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      • 94
        Bob Fleming says:

        I think you’ll find it’s 80 + million, ask the sewage companies, supermarkets, etc, who really know how demand has soared

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      • 95
        Big Data says:

        The supermarkets estimate it to be nearer 80 million.

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        • 136
          DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

          And the government attempts to rubbish that figure by saying that we throw most of that food away !

          you really could make it up

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        • 173
          Tim Yeo-Yo says:

          Given the amount of fatfuckers in this country I imagine the supermarket figures might be misleading.

          Regardless, the country is full.

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      • 102
        bergen says:

        There are official figures… and the evidence of our own eyes. I don’t think it has quite reached 70 million yet but it will by the end of the decade. God help us.

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        • 144
          DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

          The origanal point was to question the “official figures” which are politically motivated downwards

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    • 98
      Z# says:

      What about the 7 million Brits living abroad who don’t integrate with locals either?

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      • 103
        bergen says:

        That’s a nasty stammer you have there.

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      • 106
        DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

        Fuck off Abdul !

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        • 238
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          Add to that the fact we are broadly welcome in the countries we go to live and we don’t set up a taxi firm when we arrive as a front to rape and abuse white under age girls.{I will let you have Gary Glitter}

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      • 108
        Jezza says:

        One more time for Z: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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        • 131
          Socialism is theft says:

          If all these immigrants came here and lived decent law abiding lives it would still cause massive problems with traffic congestion, housing, schools, healthcare, low wages ,etc. The problem is not just the cost of the extra security needed but the damage being caused because we are overcrowded in so many parts of the UK. That hardly applies to most British ex-pats who are benefiting Britain by creating more space here.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Yes but
            a) Brits abroad are spread out to demographically sparser places.
            b) are generally more skilled than inhabitants, so has a different effect
            c) only local services they consume are sunshine.

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        • 208
          cured lefty says:

          Just ignore th c, unt

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        • 301
          Poverty-stricken lawyer says:

          This arguament is irrelevent antyway, as who lives in foreign countries is that country’s business.

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  30. 69

    Can I secrete an AK 47 underneath this as I now enjoy HMG diplomatic immunity by wearing the flag ??

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  31. 73
    just for clarity says:

    Will the ISIS convoy be catching the ferry or coming via Eurostar?
    I’m returning from France next month and could do without the hassle.

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    • 92
      DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

      There will be a temporary delay on their road trip to europe , as they need to link up with all the”Cameron Hague promoted ” Arab spring” terrorists in Egypt , Libya ,Saudi Oman, Lebanon , Palastine etc One thing is for sure , unlike the west’s forces , they wont be running out of oil to fuel their nice new West donated weaponary

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      • 179
        Just for clarity says:

        Jesus Christ, I hate booking too far I advance but the crossings are going to be packed. This is so inconvenient. I bet they won’t queue up in an orderly fashion either.

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  32. 78
    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    I say you Johnny foreigner type chaps , you can come to our country only if you pretent to be British !

    You can still preach hate ,
    you can still force someone you have never met to marry you ,
    You can still slaughter your animals in the most degrading inhumane way possible
    you can still impose your religionon the British
    you can claim benefits because you are unemployable , because you spend all day praying
    you can have as many children as you like , and working people will pay you to do it
    you can clog up hospitals , while the govenment will deny treatment to British taxpayers
    you can send your taxfunded offspring to the local school , while the British kids have to get two buses to theirs

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    • 101
      A1 says:

      What about the 7 million Brits living in foreign countries who don’t integrate either?
      What about the Brits that were paid by us to flatten Muslim countries at gunpoint?

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      • 127
        DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

        You mean the Brits who liberated an illegally occupied sovereign country as in Kuwait?
        The other one was down to being lied too by Bliar

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      • 145
        Banned says:

        To save Jezza from getting RSI: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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      • 251
        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        We didn’t kill enough mossies that’s the problem.

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        • 267
          Fred the pensioner says:

          .. and it looks like that defective drone missed the twunt calling himself A1 (this time around).

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  33. 82
    Evan Davis says:

    Who the fuck is Angela Jolly?

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    • 170
      DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

      Well she certainly kept Willybum Hagueentertained for a whole week Maybe she’s converted him

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  34. 93
    Bull Dog 123 says:

    The First British value, should be to be British.

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    • 109
      A1 says:

      What about Brit ex-pats? Should they start to integrate with host cultures as well? What about the Brits paid to go abroad into other people’s countries with guns and bombs?

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      • 164
        táxpáyér says:

        To save Jezza from getting RSI: the Brits that live abroad generally have sufficient funds to look after themselves, are law abiding and a net benefit to the host country, unlike the third world cretins foisted upon this once great country

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        • 188
          In One says:

          +1

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          • WoRaft Chihuahua says:

            Plus, they do integrate; living, working and speaking in accordance with their host. This is why you do not see aggressive Morris dancing troupes abducting other expats and forcing them to wear jingle pads or learn the accordion.

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    • 110
      Jezza says:

      + millions

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  35. 99
    The Socialist Empire says:

    And what about the EU respecting its strong ties with Russia? You TWATS

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  36. 105
    Guy News Room says:

    Knives out for Clegg as the influential Owen Jones refuses to back him & callsl for leadership election.

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  37. 107
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    My advice would be not to print Burka’s with the Union Jack until after September.

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  38. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Tony needs to follow Alastair’s example and tweet about the world cup constantly.

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  39. 118
    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    GO BORIS !

    “Blair is mad , unhinged and needs professional psychiatric help”

    http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-06-16/boris-johnson-tony-blair-has-gone-mad/

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    • 137
      All That Cash Has Turned His Brain To Mush says:

      A fitting end for a man whose only God was money!

      I suppose the taxpayer is still funding 24/7 close protection for the nutter, when Broadmoor would be more cost effective and justified.

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      • 152
        All That Cash Has Turned His Brain To Mush says:

        Just a thought maybe one of those yougov, 10 downing street or whatever it is e petitions should be started to transfer the criminally insane Bliar to Broadmoor

        Result!

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      • 154
        DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

        I would still like to see him take a trip to the Hague for his lies !

        My friend who has just died (said to be Britains most decorated Paratrooper) would probably have liked to spend five minutes in a room with him

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    • 153
      Nuke Westminster says:

      Speaking of unhinged: who recently said “Britain will collapse without unlimited immigration.”

      Step forwards Boris Johnson!

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  40. 125
    Too Little TOO Late says:

    A very nice uniform for the “English” caliphate!

    While Dave sleeps the steady march to this endgame continues,

    It was not an extreme government in France which called a halt to the burqa or in Denmark which has banned the disgusting Halal ritual murder of animals.

    Surely what they practise on animals is but a practise for when they get a chance to do the same on non believers or indeed believers who chance their mind!

    While he pussy foots about with forced marriage bills! It will just be ignored as is the law against FGM.

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  41. 132
    Poor Tom says:

    Most Brits abroad go to work………not ponce off the country they have moved to unlike our newcomers.

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    • 172
      Anonymous says:

      They generally don’t wear stupid clothing, they don’t smell too much and they behave themselves.

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  42. 138
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    sound opinion from the first 2 guests on Nicky’s R5 phone-in.

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  43. 142
    Santandear says:

    How about Bringrate = Opportunist masquerading as British

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  44. 157
    A Hackney resident says:

    Bojo has just called Blair “unhinged” .

    Pot calling kettle black.

    If you believe what the Free Press tell us both are guilty of “playing away” .

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    • 197
      LAdy Floella Benjamin - House of Lords says:

      I used to be on Play Away… dontcha know.

      But then I became far to important for a children’s programme.

      Let’s celebrate diversity!

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  45. 158
    Nicked Legg says:

    First 5 items on BBC R4 news today.

    1) ISIS massacres 1,700 captives in Iraq in cold blood.

    2) Al Shahab massacres 14 (now 48) people in Kenya watching World Cup.

    3) Local authorities ask for more supervision of Free schools to root out ‘extremism’.

    4) Law passed to outlaw FGM and people trafficking for forced marriages.

    5) Hunt for 3 Israeli teenagers abducted by Hamas.

    Q: What have these items got in common?

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    • 163
      Nuke Westminster says:

      Diversity?

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    • 168
      táxpáyér says:

      iSlam is a religion of pieces (of mutilated bodies).
      Ban moon worshippers!

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    • 180
      Fishy says:

      The BBC’s Evan Davis seemed mightily concerned about the new law on forced marriages this morning. He kept poking the subject with a stick, so much so, it seemed clear that he was none to happy with the new provision. The right for someone to marry who THEY want obviously clashes with his Guardian / BBC multiculturalist facism

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    • 200
      Anonymous says:

      Radio 5 live put up a 16 year old boy to talk about his much maligned school. Clearly reading from a script he was pretty much inarticulate when asked other questions. Still plugging it on the news. Good old Beeb.

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  46. 159
    ONS says:

    yeah population of 70m is just a nice low figure we like to put out there. Next time you fly into heathrow landing to the west, check out all the back gardens in hounslow, everyone, and I mean every single one has a brick built “shed” in the back garden, which at night time, all have lights on – maybe i’m just being paranoid and maybe the good people of hounslow don’t have illegals living back there and just all like late night pottery sessions

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  47. 160
    Nuke Westminster says:

    A very funny cartoon! A Muslim in Britain speaking English!! How does Rich think ‘em up?

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  48. 177
    Round the Bend says:

    “Does my bo_mb look big in this”

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  49. 178
    Nuke Westminster says:

    He looks like a nasty little shit but it’s an interesting article and I liked his disparaging comments about Nick Clegg.

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  50. 181
    Fishy says:

    Wasn’t Cummings a crap cartoonist too?

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  51. 182

    Is Nigel Evans running for the 22 in the thought that there will be 22 more members with which he may, er, engage?

    We should be told.

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  52. 184

    Link above states “The real clever cogs in Labour’s machine”

    Page is blank.

    For once, FT has it spot on…

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  53. 189
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    One of Mike Gove’s friends (apparently he does have some) is using the press today to say that David Cameron “bumbles” along as Head of State.

    I would never have guessed.

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  54. 196
    ahmonika says:

    Britain is in denial over creeping Islamisation ( Times )

    Rather like Egypt then.

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  55. 210
    DESPERATE DECEITFUL DAVE SCAMERON says:

    If you have a spare 15 mins , this is Afghanistan before the Taliban made it a better place
    Hardly a Burka in site , looked like a real modernising forward looking country

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  56. 214
    BV number 1 says:

    WELL FOR A START CAMERON. STOP GIVING MY TAXES TO OXFAM

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  57. 218
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    A new law against forced marriage and FGM ,as if common law was not enough to deal with kidnapping and grievous bodily harm.
    Strange how the liberal elite are so concerned how muslims treat their own women and girls,when they quite obviously did not give a stuff how they treated ours in places like Rochdale , Rotherham ,Oxford , and Blackpool.

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    • 236
      Face Facts says:

      Probably best to face facts and just admit that the Mohammedans should not be in Britain.

      A generous repatriation package is the way to go.

      It won’t be easy repatriating them but it will be a lot better than the train crash we are heading for.

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      • 292
        It's simple says:

        Existing legislation allows the Home Secretary to deport those deemed undesirable but fails to define family members. The 2014 Regulations sets out who are Family Members.

        Those born in the UK but deemed undesirable and not covered by the Act of 1999 and Regulations of 2014, would require a tiny piece of additional legislation which would amend the powers of the Home Secretary to extend to those undesirables who have a parent (or grandparent) born outside of the UK.

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  58. 223
    Owen Jones says:

    It is Tony Blair who is the weapon of mass destruction.

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    • 230
      Prime Minister David Cameron says:

      Now we all are paying the price for the obeisance of the Chilcot panel to the establishment. Where is the Chilcot report???

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  59. 243
    Magna Carta pre Union says:

    change the flag

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  60. 253
    Raving Loon says:

    Is it me, or is the solution really obvious: stop loony Muslims coming here, and stop interfering in Muslim countries.

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    • 285
      táxpáyér says:

      Just because you don’t touch a yogurt doesn’t mean it wont go off and stink up the rest of the fridge.

      Like

  61. 259
    Marlene says:

    Western Embassies withdrawing from Baghdad

    Again…

    When will the West ever learn?

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  62. 271
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Last year I went to Malaysia for a week’s holiday. The hotel was half full of such occurrences, but as my week went by I noticed that it only happened on their day of arrival and the following morning. By lunchtime the face cover had gone although the black binliner was still in place. By the third day, that too had disappeared and the ladies were dressed in either jeans and teashirts or slacks and a top, although they still wore a headscarf.

    Come check out day, they all appeared in fully covered up mode again ready to fly home. The reason for this was of course the complete absence of the religious loony dress police which allowed the girls to be themselves for once.

    Also noticed something similar on a flight home from the middle east. They all boarded the plane fully covered, but as soon as we were airborne long queues formed by the loos so they could change out of the nighties into proper western dress.

    These oppressed ladies need a bit of help to overcome their shyness.

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    • 296
      John Bellingham says:

      Try flying in First or Business on a Western Airline out of any Gulf city. As soon as the seatbelt light goes out the binliners drift back to the loos and the hottest numbers in sexy designer kit reappear, then the drinks start flowing like the waters of the Euphrates.

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  63. 290
    Ali's Snackbar says:

    Perhaps it’s time to ask the Muslims whether they consider themselves to be British first or Muslim.

    Don’t be surprised at the answer. The Muslims’ sole intention is to Islamify whatever lands they live upon. Why do you think that they breed like rabbits?

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    • 294
      They lie to suit says:

      They are allowed by their Big Boy’s Book of Bigotry to lie under oath if it suits the cause. So of course they will say what they think is best for the cause.

      It is a slow growing cancer to about 15% then it takes over totally.

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    • 304
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      The same question needs to be put to Israelis.

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  64. 306
    Big D says:

    Enock Powell was absolutely right we shall see the Rivers of Blood here in a once pleasant and civilised land.
    Camerons latest , ” the greates threat to our security at present is Syria ”
    Wrong Mr Cameron , the greatest threat is within and without when the ” British ” fighters at present raging war against Assad return.
    Will they be sent back via the next plane , of course not all the left wing lawyers will be there at the airport with all their human rights ready to take on all comers.
    Wish Id been born in 1918 when Brits were all on the same side with a shared history which we were rightly proud of and so Id never had to be part of what we know have to bear.

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