June 16th, 2014

Is Dom Cummings #Winning?

The last tweet from the once prolific parody @SteveHiltonGuru account, four days ago, was a generous response to former Gove SpAd and social media connoisseur Dom Cummings:

An appointment made even more unlikely by Cummings piling into No.10 in the Times this morning, not least calling the PM’s chief of staff Ed Llewellyn “a classic third-rate suck-up-kick-down sycophant presiding over a shambolic court”. Who else has been the author of some similarly colourful criticism of Llewellyn over the years?

What a remarkable coincidence. Hashtag winning…


59 Comments

  1. 1
    Lefty Charity Bites the Hand that feeds It. says:

  2. 2
    Parliament has gone to the dogs. says:

    Blair Is Right.

  3. 3
    The two Muppets says:

    Where is Ed Balls hiding ? Is he and his fragrant wife just waiting
    for Miliband to put his foot in it once again ?

  4. 4
    Part Time MP and UNEE says:

  5. 5
    Every Lefty and his Dog is running a Charidee says:

  6. 6
    jgm2 says:

    No. Miliband has ordered him to shut up and keep a low profile because his continual existence is just reminding the voters what an utter clusteruck Labour made of the economy last time they had a go at being grown-ups.

  7. 7
    Ben Brogan, trying to remain sane says:

    This is too much

    The world has gone mad

    Loonies giving lessons on girl power, who don’t even appreciate girlies…

  8. 8
    jgm2 says:

    Oh yes it can (be ignored).

    Just watch me.

  9. 9
    jgm2 says:

    Him and Blair are equally insane self-promoters.

    Like he gives a shit about education. In the same way that Blair gives a shit about peace.

  10. 10
    Every Lefty and his Dog is running a Charidee says:

  11. 11
    The Third Way says:

    The Last Labour government has gone into the lucrative Charity Exile

  12. 12
    David Miliband is an obscenity says:

    Thank you Mr Milliband for this worldclass hypocrisy

    Sitting in your gilded office in New York, surrounded by all your neocon friends who caused all this mayhem

    The next thing you will say is that your hero, Blair, wss right…

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

  14. 14
    The Tory Party says:

    Fuck Cameron

  15. 15
    Fishy says:

    Another ex PM in need of psychiatric help?

    The man who continued Britain’s slide down the world’s education league tables…the man who presided over an education system where a quarter of kids leave school functionally illiterate…. a man who presided over an education system where a third of children entering secondary education have a reading age of 7………swans around the world as an education envoy.

    You just couldn’t make it up. Time for this ex PM to also exit stage left.

  16. 16
    Tony Blair says:

    Actually I meant we have to liberate people from thinking I caused this. being a blood thirsty cash hungry – greedy blood soaked oil addicted c.u.n.t

  17. 17
    Jack says:

    A muslim country in the EU?

    Cameron is as mad as Blair and Brown…

    Is there some disease they pick up in No 10?

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. Just like the Maximum Imbecile ‘liberated’ himself from thinking that borrowing 300bn quid to pay 1,000,000 newly hired public sector workers before the ‘global financial crisis that started in America and has fuck all to do with me, Gordon Brown’ was in any way responsible for the UK’s economic clusterfuck.

    Perhaps Harold Shipman should have gone down that route. ‘Liberated’ himself from the idea that dosing old dears with massive amounts of morphine amounted to murder.

  19. 19
    Milli says:

    Correct. And he thinks I’m a mong!

  20. 20
    jgm2 says:

    Albanians are fucking savages.

  21. 21
    Socialism is theft says:

    Blair did not start the fire but he did throw cans of petrol onto it.

  22. 22
    Socialism is theft says:

    He has also said he wants 75 million Turkish members of the religion of peace to have the right to come and live here.

  23. 23
    Old Guido hand says:

    Guido

    I have wondered for some time why No 10 is such a clusterfuck…

    Cameron could not create all of this by himself..

    You have seldom mentioned Ed Llewllyn….

    But I suspect that he is a permanent car crash himself..who covers himself with the off the record shit…

    Please give us some inside details

  24. 24
    Moses says:

    Today’s Daily Musl!m News now replacing general world news is proof indeed the world has gone mad due to these idiots. Still the mms wants to concentrate on forced marriage UK new laws and tells us ALL cultures are affected. Really?

  25. 25
    Socialism is theft says:

    It seems as if it is a race between Labour, Tory and Lib Dems to see which party can damage the UK the most.

  26. 26
    Wee Willie Hague and Angelina says:

    Western Embassy staff being evacuated from Baghdad

    Sign of confidence what?
    .

  27. 27
    Boris says:

    I’ve already said Blair is unhinged. There appear to be a few others in his wake. Just waiting for the Leader’s spin as he said fuck all so far.

  28. 28
    Moses says:

    Oh yes, it’s the UK. Have you not been out this last weekend. You can’t move for the fuackers.

  29. 29
    World View says:

    Oxfam? acting more like an oxymoron (sic).

  30. 30
    Mediaeval Baron says:

    Since when was equality supposed to be such a great thing. A couple of years ago we all had the Black Death and guess what? Everyone became much more equal because:

    (a) All the poor people died and

    (b) We had to increase wages for all the labourers to get them to do all the spare work that was left to go round after everyone else had died.

    And do you know what? Most of those ungrateful buggers didn’t look any happier at all. In fact I had to give one of them a sound thrashing the other day for going around looking fucking miserable.

    Equality is overrated.

  31. 31
    Red Ed Miliband - Environment Expert. says:

    I saved the planet.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

  33. 33
    Moses says:

    Boris, you alone should lead the future. But why does spellcheck want to type you as Borgia?

  34. 34
    Dave the Rave Miliband - I will save the world says:

    I am looking for more funding from the US government, silly.

  35. 35
    Cameron of Libya says:

    Like Tony, I just love this military stuff.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

  37. 37
    jgm2 says:

    Inequality has improved under the Tories. By getting rid of 750,000 overpaid public sector workers we have actually made people much more equal thus relative poverty has gone down.

    There really is no pleasing some people.

  38. 38
    Joe Public says:

    Cummings has to be vitriolic in his “teachings”, as he did not win any honours in the looks or diplomatic stakes. Cannot speak for his brain and strategic thinking as no facts have been presented to us in spite of his self promotion.

  39. 39
    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    Bloody idiots the lot of them.

    Yes spend time with your petty little ego driven internal squabbles that are of no interest to anyone outside the Westminster bubble. Make the Government look incompetent, then let Labour walk in next year. And let them destroy all the advances made in Education & elsewhere.

    All because of these Westminster egomaniacs.

  40. 40
    Westminster sin-bin full says:

    Well defect and join UKIP.
    If you won’t beat us, join us.

  41. 41
    Westminster sin-bin full says:

    They’ll go down a bomb in Bradford. Plenty of cheap housing within the RingRoad. The majority there will welcome them with open arms and rioting. I’m sure that, say, 5,000 a month can be easily accommodated.

  42. 42
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The EU arsehole sucker Cameron says one thing for home consumption ,and then anxiously runs to his controllers in Brussels to reassure them that he will toe the line after all ,his Brussels sinecure after the next election depends on his treachery !

  43. 43
    Robert the spider's mate. says:

    Most of what appears in the comments on this site is nothing less that childish bad taste drivel. Granted politicians and politics are made up of childishness, and its accompanying drivel, but it needs stamping out, not encouraging.

  44. 44
    Enquirer says:

    About what?

  45. 45
    Labor Tiny says:

    I want Gordon to go to Tower Hamlets and preach girl power there.

    #nutjobs
    #shotinhead4goingtoschool

  46. 46
    Labor Tiny says:

    One might almost think the man had never played Ker-Plunk!

  47. 47
    Labor Tiny says:

    There was a Top Gear programme a while back in which they went to Albania – the only road transport they saw were donkeys and stolen Mercs.

  48. 48
    Bansturbation says:

    “needs stamping out”

    oh dear

  49. 49
    no wot i meen?!? says:

    Two ? and one ! usually indicates the opposite.

  50. 50
    JH26213-454635 says:

    That guy is the personification of twat.

  51. 51
    JH26213-454635 says:

    Most of what appears in the comments on this site is nothing less that childish bad taste drivel.

    Thank you. I do try.

  52. 52

    Right about wanting more money …

  53. 53

    Not as mad as the presumably taxpayer funded advert and eventually full salaried positions for “familiarizers” to show new HoC MP S where the bars and the expenses office are situated !!

  54. 54

    I like the indigenous orthodontical situation at inset bottom right .

    Perhaps we can sell them Harley Street tooth implants at £2 ,000 per
    tooth !?

    I m sure the average workaday Albanian can afford this on his monthly average wage (?!)

  55. 55

    75 million Turks now that s more like it !!

    I wonder if their teeth are as bad …. more work for Wimpole Street
    tooth implanters !!!

  56. 56

    What about Craig Oliver the COMMIS CHEF ?

    Could he have been ” instrumental ” ??

  57. 57

    Yea of course it s a sign of confidence .

    Everyone is supremely confident …..that baghdad will fall within the week .

    ( why d you think the Yanks are preparing their Baghdad Embassy roof heliport to receive bulk arrival of transport helicopters to accomodate airlift evacuation of all staff a la last stand in Hanoi when Vietnam made them run like hell away from that one ?)

  58. 58

    ….. and don t you just love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning to the background music of Flight of the Valkyrie ?

  59. 59

    Bit more blamestorming, innit?


Seen Elsewhere

Users of Gay Hook-Up App Grindr Infected | TechnoGuido
ISIS Raising Funds Online Using Bitcoin | TechnoGuido
UKIP’s Youth Challenge | BBC
ISIS Operative: This Is How We Send Jihadis To Europe | BuzzFeed
Shapps Defends Bashir Defection | Seb Payne
Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath


Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS


Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,717 other followers