June 16th, 2014

Is Dom Cummings #Winning?

The last tweet from the once prolific parody @SteveHiltonGuru account, four days ago, was a generous response to former Gove SpAd and social media connoisseur Dom Cummings:

An appointment made even more unlikely by Cummings piling into No.10 in the Times this morning, not least calling the PM’s chief of staff Ed Llewellyn “a classic third-rate suck-up-kick-down sycophant presiding over a shambolic court”. Who else has been the author of some similarly colourful criticism of Llewellyn over the years?

What a remarkable coincidence. Hashtag winning…


59 Comments

  1. 1
    Lefty Charity Bites the Hand that feeds It. says:

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    • 29
      World View says:

      Oxfam? acting more like an oxymoron (sic).

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    • 30
      Mediaeval Baron says:

      Since when was equality supposed to be such a great thing. A couple of years ago we all had the Black Death and guess what? Everyone became much more equal because:

      (a) All the poor people died and

      (b) We had to increase wages for all the labourers to get them to do all the spare work that was left to go round after everyone else had died.

      And do you know what? Most of those ungrateful buggers didn’t look any happier at all. In fact I had to give one of them a sound thrashing the other day for going around looking fucking miserable.

      Equality is overrated.

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    • 37
      jgm2 says:

      Inequality has improved under the Tories. By getting rid of 750,000 overpaid public sector workers we have actually made people much more equal thus relative poverty has gone down.

      There really is no pleasing some people.

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  2. 2
    Parliament has gone to the dogs. says:

    Blair Is Right.

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  3. 3
    The two Muppets says:

    Where is Ed Balls hiding ? Is he and his fragrant wife just waiting
    for Miliband to put his foot in it once again ?

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    • 6
      jgm2 says:

      No. Miliband has ordered him to shut up and keep a low profile because his continual existence is just reminding the voters what an utter clusteruck Labour made of the economy last time they had a go at being grown-ups.

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  4. 4
    Part Time MP and UNEE says:

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    • 7
      Ben Brogan, trying to remain sane says:

      This is too much

      The world has gone mad

      Loonies giving lessons on girl power, who don’t even appreciate girlies…

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      • 24
        Moses says:

        Today’s Daily Musl!m News now replacing general world news is proof indeed the world has gone mad due to these idiots. Still the mms wants to concentrate on forced marriage UK new laws and tells us ALL cultures are affected. Really?

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      • 53

        Not as mad as the presumably taxpayer funded advert and eventually full salaried positions for “familiarizers” to show new HoC MP S where the bars and the expenses office are situated !!

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    • 9
      jgm2 says:

      Him and Blair are equally insane self-promoters.

      Like he gives a shit about education. In the same way that Blair gives a shit about peace.

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    • 15
      Fishy says:

      Another ex PM in need of psychiatric help?

      The man who continued Britain’s slide down the world’s education league tables…the man who presided over an education system where a quarter of kids leave school functionally illiterate…. a man who presided over an education system where a third of children entering secondary education have a reading age of 7………swans around the world as an education envoy.

      You just couldn’t make it up. Time for this ex PM to also exit stage left.

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    • 45
      Labor Tiny says:

      I want Gordon to go to Tower Hamlets and preach girl power there.

      #nutjobs
      #shotinhead4goingtoschool

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  5. 5
    Every Lefty and his Dog is running a Charidee says:

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    • 8
      jgm2 says:

      Oh yes it can (be ignored).

      Just watch me.

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    • 12
      David Miliband is an obscenity says:

      Thank you Mr Milliband for this worldclass hypocrisy

      Sitting in your gilded office in New York, surrounded by all your neocon friends who caused all this mayhem

      The next thing you will say is that your hero, Blair, wss right…

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      • 34
        Dave the Rave Miliband - I will save the world says:

        I am looking for more funding from the US government, silly.

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  6. 10
    Every Lefty and his Dog is running a Charidee says:

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    • 11
      The Third Way says:

      The Last Labour government has gone into the lucrative Charity Exile

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    • 16
      Tony Blair says:

      Actually I meant we have to liberate people from thinking I caused this. being a blood thirsty cash hungry – greedy blood soaked oil addicted c.u.n.t

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    • 18
      jgm2 says:

      Yeah. Just like the Maximum Imbecile ‘liberated’ himself from thinking that borrowing 300bn quid to pay 1,000,000 newly hired public sector workers before the ‘global financial crisis that started in America and has fuck all to do with me, Gordon Brown’ was in any way responsible for the UK’s economic clusterfuck.

      Perhaps Harold Shipman should have gone down that route. ‘Liberated’ himself from the idea that dosing old dears with massive amounts of morphine amounted to murder.

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    • 21
      Socialism is theft says:

      Blair did not start the fire but he did throw cans of petrol onto it.

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    • 46
      Labor Tiny says:

      One might almost think the man had never played Ker-Plunk!

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  7. 13
    Anonymous says:

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  8. 23
    Old Guido hand says:

    Guido

    I have wondered for some time why No 10 is such a clusterfuck…

    Cameron could not create all of this by himself..

    You have seldom mentioned Ed Llewllyn….

    But I suspect that he is a permanent car crash himself..who covers himself with the off the record shit…

    Please give us some inside details

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  9. 26
    Wee Willie Hague and Angelina says:

    Western Embassy staff being evacuated from Baghdad

    Sign of confidence what?
    .

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    • 57

      Yea of course it s a sign of confidence .

      Everyone is supremely confident …..that baghdad will fall within the week .

      ( why d you think the Yanks are preparing their Baghdad Embassy roof heliport to receive bulk arrival of transport helicopters to accomodate airlift evacuation of all staff a la last stand in Hanoi when Vietnam made them run like hell away from that one ?)

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  10. 27
    Boris says:

    I’ve already said Blair is unhinged. There appear to be a few others in his wake. Just waiting for the Leader’s spin as he said fuck all so far.

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  11. 35
    Cameron of Libya says:

    Like Tony, I just love this military stuff.

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  12. 38
    Joe Public says:

    Cummings has to be vitriolic in his “teachings”, as he did not win any honours in the looks or diplomatic stakes. Cannot speak for his brain and strategic thinking as no facts have been presented to us in spite of his self promotion.

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  13. 39
    A sane person on this site?!? says:

    Bloody idiots the lot of them.

    Yes spend time with your petty little ego driven internal squabbles that are of no interest to anyone outside the Westminster bubble. Make the Government look incompetent, then let Labour walk in next year. And let them destroy all the advances made in Education & elsewhere.

    All because of these Westminster egomaniacs.

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  14. 43
    Robert the spider's mate. says:

    Most of what appears in the comments on this site is nothing less that childish bad taste drivel. Granted politicians and politics are made up of childishness, and its accompanying drivel, but it needs stamping out, not encouraging.

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  15. 50
    JH26213-454635 says:

    That guy is the personification of twat.

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  16. 59

    Bit more blamestorming, innit?

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