June 16th, 2014

Battle-Scarred Berger Bag-Carrier Honoured By Liz

Guido would like to offer his warmest congratulations to Sheila Murphy, who was bestowed the honour of becoming a Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire by Her Majesty in the Queen’s Birthday Honours this weekend. A proud political activist, Sheila offered the most selfless of sacrifices to her Labour Party: devoting her life to becoming a parliamentary assistant to Luciana Berger. Presumably the MBE was for services to bravery and professionalism in the face of grave danger. She deserves all the medals…


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    Don’t you get the VC “for valour” when confronted by dangerous enemy in a conflict zone?

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    She’s been bought off with a trinket.

  3. 3
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    A public bog cleaners MBE was harder earned and has more value.

  4. 4
    SpAd says:

    I’m pushed to think of a more pointless lifetime’s work with which to warrant inclusion on the Honours List.

    Before long, they’ll be awarding an MBE to the most entertaining guest on each edition of “Come Dine With Me.”

  5. 5
    Gideon George Osborne says:

    BREAKING: IMF lowers 2014 U.S. growth forecast to 2% from 2.8% … may have to keep rates at zero past mid-2015

    And there we have it,folks.

  6. 6
    jgm2 says:

    In a world where Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize and John Prescott a visiting professor I don’t think we should give too much store to an MBE given to some low-ranking political functionnaire with the courage to say ‘YES’.

  7. 7
    Jessica Valenti, professional twitterer says:

    How dare white male Guido criticise an empowered career woman like Ms Berger? He is just continuing double standards and is a part of patriarchy that enables r.a.p.e. culture.

    Can’t you see that accusing her of doing something wrong is the same as apologising for r.a.p.e.? It is part of a spectrum and you are no different from the white male racist who murdered 6 humans – TWO OF WHICH WERE WOMEN – in California. Trigger warning. Patriarchy.

  8. 8
    Bailiwick says:

    From Elizabeth’s Empire to Tonee’s Terrain to Gordon’s Ghetto to Dave’s Duchy to Kleggs Kalifate

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    So what…………

    more importantly our Dave has lost to Merkel, to Germany, to the EU, to the European Parliament and as we know what the europhobes and our Dave are always consistently telling us; it’s so vitally important to stay in the EU to fight our corner!

    ‘Die is cast’ for Jean-Claude Juncker to take the EU’s top job as defeat looms for David Cameron


  10. 10
    will says:

    greenpeace another charity lost 3 million on currency speculation – another charity wasting money


    its hard earned donations wasted so when they ask for money just tell them not to piss it away,

  11. 11
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    I think young Berger needs a good seeing to.

    Anyone fulfilling that task?

    Berger with a chuka egg on top?

  12. 12
    Poverty-stricken lawyer says:

    I presume being a parliamentary assistant is unpaid voluntary work with no career benefits, and that her motives and actions are in the interests of British people as a whole, as a loyal servant to Her Majesty.

  13. 13
    Pleb says:

    Please stop putting up the burger hulk picture, it keeps giving me an inappropriate boner.

  14. 14
    The unelected C*nts in the EU says:

    I’m glad Cameron has been shown to be impotent by Junkers selection like T May was shown to be by hook hand.
    It’s the only way the public will see for themselves who is actually in charge of this nut house.

  15. 15
    Bill Quango MP says:

    They send them round with the NAFFI nowadays.

  16. 16
    It's pretty obvious says:

    What is the next step on an MP’s career trajectory after being awarded a safe seat? Who is in a position to deliver it? That’s who she’ll be fucking.

  17. 17
    táxpáyér says:

    Obama’s “recovery” = MOAR QE and fuck all for the non-patrician/looting classes.

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    Being a flunky for a Labour MP is incompatible with the best interests of the British people.

  19. 19
    Do I ask Berger out or offer her out? says:

    I like the hair and body shape but the boat race is rough as fuck.

  20. 20
    táxpáyér says:

    She likes a porking but not bacon.

  21. 21
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Big Cyril Smith and Jimmy saville got the same before a Knighthood

  22. 22
    Hugo Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Cuthbert Dibble Grubb says:

    Toby old boy, Have you being attempting to get mater to change her will again?

  23. 23
    Hugo Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Cuthbert Dibble Grubb says:

    I’ll sloppy second that.

  24. 24
    still walking into darkness says:

    and yet Nigel Farage who should be knighted and no-one else from UKIP gets a thing. No great surprise and no-one from UKIP would care in any case.

  25. 25
    Jean Claude Juncker says:

    Excellent. EU democracy at work. Who needs voters? As my great friend Tony Blair’s record on Europe shows ,secercy is best:

    ‘We’ll negotiate a withdrawal from the EEC which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs.’
    Tony Blair, 1983

    I am a passionate pro-European. I always have been.’
    Tony Blair, 2005

  26. 26
    CNBC says:

    Fucking hell fire!

  27. 27
    Presleydent O'Bummer says:

    Is it because I is black?

  28. 28
    Socialism is theft says:

    Even the dimmest of the dim knows that no British PM (especially a bluffer like Dave that has shown his hand) will ever get any concessions from the EU elite. Yet they still vote Tory. And now Dave wants Albania added to the list of those people (including 75 million Turks) who can come and live here. Who are the loonies?

  29. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

  30. 30
    What she needs is a .... says:

    If it’s a monthly thing with Lucy then she should give up her day job, which she’s crap at anyway, find a man and start a family.

  31. 31
    Thicko says:

    I been saving whales for years now, the fucking smell in my garden is unbearable….

  32. 32
    Socialists are full of shit says:

    According to Dodds after Prescott was given a peerage that honour slipped two places below Companion of the Goat fucker.

  33. 33
    The Old Stroker says:

    COR!! Raquel Squelch in 1000,000 years BP (before Porn)

  34. 34
    Lady Floella Benjamin - House of Lords says:

    That’s one helluva shnozz !

  35. 35
    The two Muppets says:

    Yes that is correct ,when incompetent thicko,s like Prescott gets a
    peerage ,it devalues the whole honours system .

  36. 36
    Please stop it tickles says:

    I would describe Berger as a labour active fist

  37. 37
    Rhody Dendron says:

    What!? They don’t come along with the plastic submarine in the popcorns any more?

  38. 38
    Rhody Dendron says:

    The IMF is a commie front organisation. It should keep its fucking nose out of other people’s business.

    For any economic problem anywhere in the world, their one solution is more austerity and consequently even more poverty for the inhabitants.

  39. 39
    táxpáyér says:

    FOAD Keynesian twat.

  40. 40
    John Tandy says:

    Very good!

  41. 41
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Chukka is worth one,Sion Simon is a definite no no
    I dont chase chubbies

  42. 42
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Ursula andress ” honey rider”
    She makes bill light headed

  43. 43
    Apthorpe says:

    Alas true, Cameron does this little PR shuffle now on all EU issues where he wants to appear tough. He comes out with some ‘We’ll fight them on the beaches’ statement that grabs the media agenda for the next week or so and then he quietly lets it drop when it becomes clear the EU owns our beach, has just declared it unfit for holiday makers to use and will now charge us to clean it up.
    Don’t be suprised Dave will do anything to stay in the EU so making a few pointless tough sounding statments is nothing.

  44. 44
    Apthorpe says:

    A friend of mine has just returned from charity work in Albania (they helped to get a school and hospital fitted out) there can be no sane reason to have them in the EU other than to keep the pressure on the low/no skill work force in this country. By all means help them build up their economy and infrastruture but EU membership will simply create a mass exodus of their young and able. Same with Turkey (one of Boris’s pet projects) there is no justification to expand the EU further.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Prescott’s Professorship, after the death of Professor Stanley Unwin, he was the obvious shoe-in.

    Those who deserved a mandatory award would be interpreters at Prescott’s international stage appearances.

  46. 46
    Labour voting thicko says:

    Berger should apologise for her abusive behaviour.

  47. 47

    ….a bauble …a mere bagatelle .

    She should have insisted on a Ladyship at the very least .

    That way she would get the £300 a day attendance allowance at the “other place”

    On reflection ” Baroness ….” has a nice ring to it ..

  48. 48

    Arise Lord Farage of Beer, Bints and BallyHoo.

  49. 49

    In The Land Of The Free the President is King .

  50. 50

    You could have left the correct spelling i e Clegg ‘ s Caliphate

    ( no need to use a “K” — they re both ” C’s” )

  51. 51

    What do they mean defeat ” looms” for David Cameron.

    On Juncker defeat was sealed months ago when Merkel said
    “he s my boy “….

  52. 52

    No .

    Just tell them to….PISS OFF !!

  53. 53

    Sorry our Chukka wouldn t lower himself .

    He only does rich suoermodels and African heiresses.

    ( or perhaps SENTA Berger in her prime but certainly not Luciana)

  54. 54

    “……Never never never never shall be slaves “

  55. 55
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Knights arise after being dubbed. Barons remain standing and are belted.

  56. 56
    Dublin Corker says:

    When they transported the Murphys to Oz did they become instant Sheilas?

  57. 57
    GDubbya says:

    He just believes Baghdad is in Europe. Told me I’d find it liberating. As long as gave him any Weapons of Missus Destruction our troops found there.

  58. 58
    Funambulist says:

    Affirmative in Action.

  59. 59
    Big Ted says:

    I’m entering into gay marriage with Humpty Dumpty. Chloe Ashcroft and Derek Griffiths to sing at the wedding.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    She does deserve it!!

  61. 61
    RWG says:

    “find a man”…

    Nah, his guide dog would growl.

  62. 62
    RWG says:

    Last time I saw a face like that, it was heading towards a rabbit in a steep dive.

  63. 63
    Bob Jones says:

    My younger brother went to uni with juicy lucy and she gave his mate a bj at a party during a game of spin the bottle. Apparently it was a bit weird because she wore railtrack braces at the time. Stapled foreskin anyone?

  64. 64

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