Nurse your hangover from last night’s defeat to Italy by picking up a copy of the Sun on Sunday and finding out where party leaders watched the match. No election in the next two weeks so you won’t find any of them down the pub.

Also in Guido’s column this week don’t miss out on:

• Rumours that Nick Clegg is depressed are denied – Guido remains unconvinced.
• 4 Tory MPs in a boat sunk. Aidan Burley almost drowned. Tragedy. 
• Ed Miliband’s bad World Cup omen.

Elsewhere in today’s Sun find out which Labour MP admitted getting off his face on pills and pot. Politics for the people – just 70p down your local newsagents or online here…