June 15th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Nurse your hangover from last night’s defeat to Italy by picking up a copy of the Sun on Sunday and finding out where party leaders watched the match. No election in the next two weeks so you won’t find any of them down the pub.

Also in Guido’s column this week don’t miss out on:

  • Rumours that Nick Clegg is depressed are denied – Guido remains unconvinced.
  • 4 Tory MPs in a boat sunk. Aidan Burley almost drowned. Tragedy. 
  • Ed Miliband’s bad World Cup omen.

Elsewhere in today’s Sun find out which Labour MP admitted getting off his face on pills and pot. Politics for the people – just 70p down your local newsagents or online here


222 Comments

  1. 1
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Almost Tragedy !

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    • 10
      Ed Milliband says:

      The Muppet man is back . . . and he’s turning up the Muppetry

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      • 48
        Socialism is theft says:

        ‘Not see Nigel in a pub’? The biggest load of tosh ever written.

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          The Thick of It says:

          SOMEWHERE NORTH OF BAGHDAD

          11.30pm Date: Anytime Soon

          Abdul: Hello my brother

          Mahmoud: We must stop raping these two women brother.

          Abdul: Why?

          Mahmoud: Because William Hague & Dame Angelina say Sexual Violence in Conflict Zones is badass.

          Abdul: OK. In that case I’ll stop & abide by their rules.

          Mahmoud: Right, good…so let’s behead them instead…

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          private army aAGG greenadeer. will cost you. says:

          want a war?
          no prob.
          open your wallet firt.

          really you do not have a wallet.

          open your missus wallet.
          yes we take prada.
          no prada?

          no worries. we buy souls.

          my status says. “do not bother”

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    • 37
      Tachybaptus says:

      The tragedy is that they didn’t drown.

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      • 86
        Bert says:

        Three men in a boat (not to mention the dog).

        [H/T a poster at Booker's ST column.]

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      • 92
        Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

        Hi guys….it’s me….Tone…the People’s Pope…..

        Just checked my bank account – about £70 million plus 8 houses! Proof positive that only the rich can afford to be socialists!!

        I’m a straight kinda guy…..and that doesn’t mean I’m homophobic! Seriously, everyone is blaming me for all the ills of the world….mass immigration into a poor UK infrastructure…..letting Gordon be PM…..enobling Lord Lardarse….the failure of peace in the Middle East despite my role as Peace Envoy for Life & the Voice of God….the endless suffering of the Iraqi people…the continuing arrogance of the BBC……the collapse of the UK economy…….rubbing the British noses in diversity….socialist placemen in every position of power creating a fifth column…..the PPI fiasco…..Stafford Hospital under my watch….the Upper Chamber mess……the destruction of “forces of conservatism” or the British way of life….the huge international debt….the WMD documents…Dr Kelly…..the huge growth in benefits culture…social engineering….the transformation of the police from a “force” to a “service”……the rise of political correctness……several pointless wars & military deaths…….the rise of the client state….the collapse of the private sector……

        It’s so unfair…..and terribly wrong of course….I’m just a straight kinda guy.

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      • 95
        Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

        And the rest of the party wasn’t in the boat with them.

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    • 43
      ed w megabush says:

      where is iraq anyway?

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        COME ON ENGERLAND!!!! says:

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          make mony. until money is out of fashion. currency says:

          liras are in fashion today.

          money, car, women.
          change every year. insure until then.
          take depreciation into account.

          learn to do accounts. all soldiers are merceneray’s wimmin.

          recruit, trade, sell. who owns Tony Blair’s passport.
          cut lossess which dry the throat .

          who knows how to manage assets? how to make assets sweat?

          sounds like Nike should run GB’s assets.

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    • 161
      The Growler says:

      I haven’t seen any comment from you about B’Liar’s total denial of responsibilty for the invasion of Iraq in 2003 and for the subsequent chaos that has ensued since, http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/15/tony-blair-iraq-essay, full verbage on
      http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/news/entry/iraq-syria-and-the-middle-east-an-essay-by-tony-blair/ , please remember to wash your hands afterwards.

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    • 162
      little Italy says:

      england won. italy scored.
      liverpool took my money.

      in the meantime, help the hero’s say “where is the financial gain?”.

      slotgob must close her mouth. why should she, say her blood.

      bloody blood?
      no worries.
      kill the headfuck that is heroism. while we wait, what happened at?

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  2. 2
    Me says:

    Did Ireland win their World Cup match last night?

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  3. 3
    A Former Assistant Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    Washington’s Iraq “Victory”

    http://tinyurl.com/oshfxux

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  4. 4
    Simon Danczuk MP says:

    Poor Cleegy he needs some happy pills.

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  5. 5
    Spartacus says:

    bliar saying the war did not cause instability in eye-rack – bizarre

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  6. 9
    Company? says:

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      Gobbledygook from Britain's 33rd top company says:

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    • 14
      Quizzical says:

      What is your expense ratio. What is the net contribution to the causes. How do you afford wall to wall television advertising on sky. What is the definition of a fraudulent operation.

      ? . ?

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      • 116
        Expat Geordie says:

        Television advertising on Sky is actually quite cheap. My company placed 4,000 ads with the “minor” channels at a total cost of just £120k. So if just one person watching an ad on Yesterday pays “just £3 per month…” then the ad had paid for itself in a year.

        Still don’t approve of Oxfam though, never have.

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    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      #44%TaxpayerFunded

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  7. 22
    cheche says:

    Sunday politics

    Brillo is interviewing three journos 2/3 from the Guardian

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  8. 26
    Millimetreband says:

    Looks like Dave has finally adopted UK brochure hook, line and sinker. What to do next?

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  9. 28

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 52
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      What do you expect from a psychopath?

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    • 56
      Socialism is theft says:

      And the heir to Liar Blair will back him up to the hilt. The Tories voted for war with Iraq as well. As they did with Libya and as they wanted to do with Syria. These Liblabcon morons never learn. The middle east is not our territory and the days of crusades should be long over.

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    • 109

      Thank you for your response on the last page to my middle of the night thoughts and agree.

      Everyone’s values are fashioned in the milieu of one’s time and location and the Iraq point was merely to say that my thoughts might have been different and less liberal had I lived there all my life instead.

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  10. 32
    Wot a fukin cheek says:

    Cameron trying to ‘polish’ his image.

    Be more British Cameron tells UK Muslims: PM issues powerful New Pledge to combat extremism

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  11. 36
    albacore says:

    But, surely, Clegg can’t be in the least depressed
    It’s mission accomplished for him and the rest
    Of our E U-bought Parliamentary slime
    Bringing Britain to its knees in record time

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  12. 41
    Anonymous says:

    The depths to which Red Ed has plumbed or are Labour voters thirsty for more Arab blood,death and destruction?

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    • 46
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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        Tories 1997 says:

        And we got slagged off for pointing out his demon eyes; was that poster spot-on or what?

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        • 119
          Expat Geordie says:

          +1

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        • 127
          Expat Geordie says:

          I remember seeing that poster on a billboard in Bournemouth. 17 years down the line said billboard now has that great “Go Outdoors” poster on it, with the immortal words “No Poles Required”.

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    • 57
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      I was hoping that picture of Bliar was his Police photo as they get ready to send him to the Internal court in Holland

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    • 87
      A couch is not just for casting says:

      So Blair should come back as Ed Miliband ….. but what would they do with the original Ed Miliband ?

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    • 121
      Expat Geordie says:

      I’ve got nothing against killing Arabs. The more the merrier. After all, they would happily do it to us so we might as well get our retaliation in first. Only we should be honest and open about it, and not let the bastards into our country where they are untouchable.

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  13. 45
    Nick Clogg says:

    Burp. Where did I put my handkerchief and two pencils? #Winning

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    • 51
      Karl Schennedy says:

      Cleggy, come over to mine and we’ll open a crate of whisky.

      Leading the weirdo LibDems is enough to drive even a mad muzzie medievalist to drink.

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  14. 47
    Anonymous says:

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  15. 55
    Fuck the LibaLabCon says:

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    • 97
      Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

      in a nice deep grave

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    • 111
      brown-dog says:

      Blair is a narcissistic actor, a performer. He craves the limelight like a moth is attracted to a flame. He will not bow out gracefully. They seek supply like junkie seeks his dealer for more crack cocaine.

      People like Chuka Ummuna are from the same mold. Watch ot for that one.

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    • 131
      rocknrolla says:

      In a fucking jail cell that’s where Blair should be. And not because of a so-called illegal war – how can it be illegal, international law is a joke.

      He should be tried for treason – for allowing and encouraging an invasion of England by foreigners and for giving away more of our democracy to the EU.

      But first let’s bring back hanging for treason, then put Blair on trial and his hideous money-grabbing wife too.

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  16. 58
    Who asked Blair? says:

    Liked by 1 person

  17. 59
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Blair like Brown is certifiably insane!

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  18. 63
    Karl Schennedy says:

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  19. 65
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Typical psychopathic behaviour from Blair this morning, saying that a denied war on Syria caused the ISIS to run riot in northern Iraq. What sort of fucked up logic is this!
    Wasn’t Camermong and O’bummer proposing a war on the Assad regime by arming these crazy ISIS fuckers in the first place?

    They’re mad.

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    • 85
      brown-dog says:

      Read the link in post #3 for a great analysis from someone who served in the heart of the Reagan Gov’t.

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    • 104
      Tom Catesby says:

      like they armed and trained the jihadists in Afganistan, looks like these brain dead tossers are going to get f^cked again.

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      • 192
        The Growler says:

        The trouble is the Yanks they only see their one objective, the trouble is they do not seem aware of any possible consequences for their actions. The Yanks haven’t really won a war since WW2 inspite of having spent billions of $ and killed many human lives, theirs and their adversaries.

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        • 220
          Mr Sheen. says:

          Correct…
          Problem with the Yanks is…..
          They haven’t won a war they’ve been in since ’45.
          They don’t know what they’re doing.
          They don’t understand how to conduct foreign policy and diplomacy.
          It’s always more dangerous having them on the same side( bit like the French that way.).
          And, they’re Yanks!

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    • 219
      Mr Sheen. says:

      Give Assad all the technical support he needs, He’s a bad bastard, but he’s ours.

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  20. 66
    Al-Qaeda is the new Tea Party...Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Paddy Ashdown just said that Isis made Al-Qaeda look like a tea party.

    So why is the Cameron government assisting them in Syria?

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  21. 69
    RED LEN says:

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  22. 71
    Abbott and Dr Who says:

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    • 73
      Taxi for Abbott says:

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      • 77
        F##k the LibLabCon says:

        I don’t know what’s more worrying, me being not surprised or the MSM not reporting on this.

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    • 75
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Oh really, so what’s the topic of interest today at this Unite Against Freedom meeting?

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      • 96
        Anonymous says:

        The Labour Party/BBC rentboy/concubine aka Owen Jones is telling everyone how dangerous UKIP are.

        Never mind the grooming gangs and bombing countries back to the fooking stone age. It’s UKIP that people to worry about!

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      • 100
        Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

        The topic of today’s UAF meeting: How to keep a stony silence when asked whether white women really are whores, as Muzzies insist.

        And “homophobia: how it is OK when Muzzies preach it.”

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      • 154
        Dr Death says:

        How to bolt the doors..when Millwall turned up…

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    • 122
      Get You Ducky says:

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      • 135
        Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

        Will he use the demo to make clear his position on whether white women are (as Muzzies insist) “whores”?

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        • 144
          Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

          Did the midwife drop this loon on his head as he was emerging from the birth canal? It is the only reason I can think of for what inhabits his half-functioning brain cell.

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      • 212
        Anonymous says:

        has he been taking mong lessons off miliband?

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    • 128
      The shallow shit that passes for Governance these days says:

      Love the fact that they have to tell us who the no mark actress is !!!!

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      • 136
        Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

        +1. Not only that, but the no-mark actress is follewd by “and others”. I suppose “and other non-entities” wouldn’t fit in Twitter’s 140-character limit.

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    • 129
      Expat Geordie says:

      I used to quite fancy Louise Jameson when I was younger. Seeing the company that she is now keeping I didn’t realise that she had an aversion to soap.

      Ah well, another one deleted from the wank bank.

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      • 142
        Botus says:

        +1 In her Bergerac days she was well worth a shandy.

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        • 152
          Expat Geordie says:

          And I’m surprised that they got away with that virtually non-existent outfit in Doctor Who. After all, it was meant to be children’s television.

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          • The passage of time says:

            Looking at Google images, I’d say the outfit’s not as non-existent as we remember it. I doubt if even Harriet Harmong would object, to be honest.

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          Fred the pensioner says:

          The only gorgeous thing in that series was that fantab red tourer he used to dr… er… move around in.

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  23. 76
    Roy Hodgson says:

    Rooney will get the blame again, but it’s futile to fight the curse of Brown:
    h++p://order-order.com/2014/06/09/gordon-curses-englands-world-cup-hopes/

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  24. 79
    Joss Taskin says:

    Will Euan Bliar be giving up his promised safe Labour seat to go and fight in the Middle East now ??

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    • 83
      Jackass Straw says:

      The Straws have a long, long family history of being cowards so my little Willy Straw’s safe seat will not be available for anyone else. Especially not for Lard Prescott’s son.

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    • 130
      Expat Geordie says:

      Given the number of muzzies in Coventry I suspect that with a name like Blair it might not be such a safe seat after all.

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  25. 84
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest politician in Britain says:

    Come on anyone but England!

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  26. 88

    Blair full interview on !raq:

    Worth a watch: His analysis and ideas are valid, however, he has no real credibility left and a new path is being followed now.

    Two interesting points:

    i) He does not deny that he supported Coalition Provisional Authority Order 2.

    That was Bremer’s de-Ba’athication plan which led to the collapse of the !raq State and disbanding of the !raq army.

    Bremer did go against the advice of C!A, US Army Chiefs, and UK Army Chiefs also raised objections at the time. Bush did support.

    Bremer’s decision is widely regarded as being one formulated and taken very much alone save for high level political support within the White House.

    History will form its judgement of Bla!r mainly on his ability to deny that he supported that order. That he does not, even in this interview, speaks very clearly and suggests that he cannot.

    ii) @ ~9:30 Bla!r states:

    ‘The point is this. Unfortunately because all of these problems in the middle east arise out of this toxic mixture, in my view, of bad politics and bad religion.’

    The reference to bad religion perhaps was a slip. Note that !srael is part of the Middle East and perhaps has been included in his generalization.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 98
      brown-dog says:

      It’s just more (J*wish inspired) Neocon dogma.

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      • 108

        I disagree with dogma: It looks like the lobby behind Bla!r are either dropping him or have changed their tune.

        Bla!r’s presentation suggests that he knows he is in hot water now. Some of that is not justified, most is.

        His main concerns now are his own legacy – which is being shredded by ISIS right now – and perhaps his son’s future.

        In order to avoid this happening again, it is quite important that Euan’s candidacy for a seat is either denied or his majority fully marginalized.

        The presence of a Bla!r in the UK Parliament will devalue the House.

        UKIP should strongly contest that seat.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 114
          brown-dog says:

          James Rubin(stein) now commenting on BBC news.

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          • Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

            … and whenever his ugly vicious wife Christine appears on my tv, the off switch is activated.

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        • 118
          Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

          like anything , follow the money
          Somebody is paying all those illiterate isis thugs and the money is channelled from qutar and Saudi arabia via our soon to be EU partners turkey
          Who benefits

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        • 133
          Expat Geordie says:

          UKIP probably wouldn’t get a look in in that part of Coventry – they would probably just cause the Tories to lose their deposit and Blair Junior would walk it. Respect would have a better chance of getting in due to the large muslim population. A face acceptable to muslims and Labour voters might be enough to keep our Euan – my old MP Dave Nellist, perhaps?

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    • 125
      JadedJean says:

      We have been induced into pulling down our own culture/state for decades now. We have become anarchistic. The Islamic religion is, in many ways, like Catholicism if you look closely (the Baathist party was created in Syria by an Eastern Orthodox originally, it is a branch of Catholicism). These are statist systems of governance. What you are seeing, in much of M’uslim behaviour, I suggest, is the sort of devout behaviour and high moral family standards (including anti-usury) once found amongst Catholics. You have to remember that Catholicism was subverted by Protestants. Also bear in mind that both Hitler and Stalin were essentially Catholics, and ask why these two are vilified (ignore the propaganda stories for the time being). This requires some careful thought if I am right about was has been going on, and if it didn’t take a lot of thought, I don’t think it would be worth saying. Nor would so few grasp it. If and when you do see what I mean, there maybe be quite an ‘aha’ response…

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      • 151

        The big difference between the Catholic / Musl!m are the Christian commandments. Because the equivalents for Musl!ms are radically different that is why the analogy in apparently devout behaviour is hard to see.

        Caught an interesting interview with a S’audi C’leric the other day speaking about !raq. He pointed out that the split Sunn! / Sh!a is similar and caused by similar forces which led to the split in Chr!stianity introduced by St. P’aul.

        If this is along your line of thinking, then there is indeed an aha moment, and one should look more closely at the real purpose of the new Holy Alliance being formed in Rome at present.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Attended the annual Kirkaldy vs. Invershoogie watersports event yesterday.

    Sadly I misunderstood the rules and embarrassed some of the laydees present!

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  28. 102
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    All the money and grand houses that Tony Blair has will not save his soul.

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  29. 103
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I’M A STRAIGHT SORT OF GUY. REMEMBER ???? :)

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  30. 112
    Vote UKIP says:

    British values are “as British as the Union Flag, as fish and chips” and not living by them is “not an option”, insisted Prime Minister David Cameron, shortly before pushing on with plans for a snoopers’ charter, State press regulation, a draconian war against motorists, removal of anti-trespass laws, and bulldozing the countryside to build homes for immigrants and an HS2 railway that no one wants.

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  31. 120
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    If anybody knows of any hunky north African jihads who are looking for a safe place to “hole up” I promise them a warm welcome in the hillside
    Tunisians prefered
    Olwyn of llanpwelockbotty

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  32. 124
    The shallow shit that passes for Governance these days says:

    Dear PM today I said that ” the killing of women and children in war is an obscenity ” can I get a knighthood now please ‘ ?

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    • 139
      BrAngelina (useful idiot) Jolie says:

      Never mind the muzzie men getting shot in the back of the head by ISIS jackals…it’s the raping of a few women that is the most important subject to promote in the MSM.

      Call me Dame from now on!

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      • 141
        It's no loss to humanity says:

        “Never mind the muzzie men getting shot in the back of the head”

        Okey-dokey, if you insist.

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        • 143
          Useful Idiot Watch says:

          You are as much a pawn as they were/are then.

          Multiculturalism doesn’t work. Those that were killed in the ME in cold blood were in their own country. Not over here.

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          • It's no loss to humanity says:

            I celebrate the rich culture of Islam (in particular, the bit where they kill one another like it’s going out of fashion).

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      • 148
        Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

        I think it would be more apposite if we called you Dim from now on.

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  33. 145
    Warhorse B£!@r says:

    It’s war time again folks. Hi everybody, it’s Tony the lovely catholic here. Remember, history judges the brave from the cowardly. It’s no fun signing death warrants of our non mozzie army, while their neighbours join the other side and then come bom’ving us back here telling us ” you’re killing my people”. Still, some our cut out for stardom and others like Ed lead the sheeple.

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  34. 147
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Still no resignations or arrests at OFSTED I note.

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  35. 153
    what a gay dave says:

    I understand entirely why Blair now seeks to blame others

    That’s just the type of guy he is

    Such certainty is a wonder to behold although does suggest psychpathic leanings

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  36. 160
    The voice of reason says:

    As the situation spirals out of control, partitioning the country is the only option.

    Yer moozers can all be moved to Londonistan and West Yorskhire, leaving the rest of England once more a green and pleasant land.

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    • 164
      Jislam: death cult, mental illness, or both? says:

      London without Muzzies would be OK. We need to find somewhere that’s shit with or without Muzzies and dump them there.

      Liverpool?

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      • 169
        Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

        A good fit,groups of work shy criminaly inclined self righteous immigrant filth all getting along breeding and fiddling the benefits system

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      • 183
        Not the British Weather says:

        Birminham-by-the-Red-Sea.

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  37. 166
    what a gay dave says:

    Blair said this morning that dictators cannot be left in position.

    But I thought he previously said they could be left in position as long as they give up the wmd they don’t have

    Why is he now saying something different to what he said then?

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  38. 167
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Can anyone tell me were I can get Odds on the Month the Annexation of the West Bank and Eastern Jordan is going to take place. ?

    I reckon we are close. Maybe before the end of the year.

    You have to admire their Focus.

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  39. 168
    Persona non grata says:

    With a barely concealed smirk on his face. Trevor Phillips openly admitted that within thirty years, white British will be an ethic minority in their own country.

    That’s our kid’s future if we keep voting Lib-Lab-Con.

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    • 173
      Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

      Odd thing is most of the carib people that I know are like Alf Garnett with a tan

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      • 181
        Persona non grata says:

        Especially up in Sheffield. If whites made anything like the kind of discriminatory comments coming from the M*slim population up there, about the Roma. They would be adding prison places for us, faster than Osborne is racking up the national debt.

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    • 189
      Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

      The nightmare starts long before we become a minority. Unless my logic is flawed, if we become an ethnic minority in our own country in, say, 30 years, those who want to end immigration and the Hell that is multiculturalism will be out-voted long, long before then. Maybe this is what Phillips had at the back of his mind.

      At some point well within 30 years, only parties supporting mass immigration/multiculturalism will be able to form governments, the floodgates will truly open, white flight out of the UK will increase, and whose who remain will be a minority very soon after, with no hope of ever having a government that represents them, in their own country, ever again.

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      • 194
        Persona non grata says:

        Phillips did say that the HOC should reflect the ethnic make up of the country, and that the faces in it should be 70% black and brown, rather than the other way round.

        If my heads still on my shoulders. I’m going to enjoy watching the terror in the eyes of the white hating Liberal cowards, as their Multicultural dream turns into their worst nightmare, right before their eyes.

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        • 201
          Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

          I’d enjoy watching the terror in the eyes of the white hating Liberal cowards, too, but I bet the bastards won’t stick around to live with the consequences of their actions.

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    • 191
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      He knows he can say this in the full knowledge that if the borders were closed tomorrow it would make not a blind bit of difference ,the real mass immigration is now through the maternity wards.

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  40. 172
    David Axlegrease says:

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    • 175
      Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

      Nothing todo with the fact that Ed is a fucking idiot?

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    • 180
      Fred the pensioner says:

      When asked on Murnaghan today, Lard Pie and Chips Presscot said: “Nope. I woodena done it”.

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      • 187
        pookie snackumberger says:

        Odds on they were going to send in one of their ‘working class’, idiot pacifiers to get the natives back on side.

        Scouse Libore voter: “Oh look there’s that Prescot, ‘e’s one of us, and ‘e would never ‘av done it . . . hmmm, I feel better now, I will still vote labour”

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    • 196
      bergen says:

      When Milliband beat his brother, Kinnock is reported to have said “we’ve got our party back.”

      He has- Foot’s Labour party of happy and incompetent amateurs. Cameron is a very lucky man to have him and his clueless team against him.

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    Bla!rs essay is worth reading – it covers most of what is going on.

    The RAND articles are worth looking through also – fills in a number of the gaps.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  42. 184
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    We’ll fund this by planting more Money Trees.

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    • 188
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      They seem to be absolutely determined to destroy what’s left of the economy by any means available , this latest little lunacy has the unmistakable stench of ‘Europe’ about it .

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      • 195
        Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

        +1

        I take it that foreign parents will get the same bennies, so they’ll be off like a shot to their own country for a month’s paid holiday, to show the sprog to their extended family back home (at our expense, natch).

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        • 198
          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          Don’t forget it will be reciprocal , any Englishman who lives and works in Timosora will be entitled to the same benefit.

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          • Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

            Providing their employer in Timosora (?) allows them to have a month off work, paid, I suppose. (Could a British worker in Timasora continue working but claim the ‘new baby benefit’ regardless, I wonder?)

            It sounds to me like it’ll help ensure immigrants take more out of our economy than they put in, albeit probably unintended.

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          • Fred the pensioner says:

            As an employer I might just mention to the new father that I will not be keeping his position open awaiting his return. His choice – 3 days of the cards….

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          • Fred the pensioner says:

            * or

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        • 199
          Badluck Bawani says:

          Good news I have a month off.
          We can see your aunty in Africa the FGM specialist.

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    • 213
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      LABOUR, SPENDING YOUR MONEY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD.

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  43. 185
    what a gay dave says:

    Paddy ashdown says ‘look’ a lot

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    • 190
      Lord Pantsdown of Nobrain-sub-Human says:

      Look, a long time ago I almost became important.

      Now if you’ll excuse me, I must find people I regard as inferior, so I can smirk at them.

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  44. 197
    what a gay dave says:

    I would not insist that people from other cultures living in the uk should have british culture imposed on them

    That seems pretty racist to me

    I just wouldn’t have let them in in the first place- which may also seem racist – but is preferable to imposing our ideology (ie homosexual marriage) on people who can never accept such a concept

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    • 206
      British Culture in a Nutshell says:

      Getting pissed on the sofa with a dozen cans of Special Brew while you watch some mindless shit on ITV1 and your 15 year old daughter takes selfies of her breasts before she heads to a pub to get shit-faced en-route to a nightclub. In the alley out the back, out of her head on Es, she drops her knickers and gets screwed by someone she’s just met but will never see again. She collapses in a pool of her own vomit and wakes up in A&E, not far from the policewoman she punched. The daughter would get a morning-after pill but she’s forgotten she got shagged, so three months’ later she realises something’s up and wanders off to the clinic for abortion number 17 (or: 3 months’ later she starts checking which bennies she’ll be entitled to in her new council flat).

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  45. 200
    David Axlegrease says:

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  46. 221
    Gordon says:

    Good luck Jonathan.

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