June 15th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Nurse your hangover from last night’s defeat to Italy by picking up a copy of the Sun on Sunday and finding out where party leaders watched the match. No election in the next two weeks so you won’t find any of them down the pub.

Also in Guido’s column this week don’t miss out on:

  • Rumours that Nick Clegg is depressed are denied – Guido remains unconvinced.
  • 4 Tory MPs in a boat sunk. Aidan Burley almost drowned. Tragedy. 
  • Ed Miliband’s bad World Cup omen.

Elsewhere in today’s Sun find out which Labour MP admitted getting off his face on pills and pot. Politics for the people – just 70p down your local newsagents or online here


222 Comments

  1. 1
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Almost Tragedy !

  2. 2
    Me says:

    Did Ireland win their World Cup match last night?

  3. 3
    A Former Assistant Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    Washington’s Iraq “Victory”

    http://tinyurl.com/oshfxux

  4. 4
    Simon Danczuk MP says:

    Poor Cleegy he needs some happy pills.

  5. 5
    Spartacus says:

    bliar saying the war did not cause instability in eye-rack – bizarre

  6. 6
    Spartacus says:

    To Clagg

    goodbye, it’s been good to know you
    goodbye, it’s been good to know you . . .

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Tony Blair says:

    We are at war with Eastasia. We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

  9. 9
    Company? says:

  10. 10
    Ed Milliband says:

    The Muppet man is back . . . and he’s turning up the Muppetry

  11. 11
    Bob Fleming says:

    Well the delusional prick would say that wouldn’t he? Chickens coming home to roost big time

  12. 12
    Gobbledygook from Britain's 33rd top company says:

  13. 13
    A classic example of cognitive dissonance says:

    Tony Blair: the whole Middle East is under threat – but it is not our fault

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/10900355/Tony-Blair-the-whole-Middle-East-is-under-threat-but-it-is-not-our-fault.html

  14. 14
    Quizzical says:

    What is your expense ratio. What is the net contribution to the causes. How do you afford wall to wall television advertising on sky. What is the definition of a fraudulent operation.

    ? . ?

  15. 15
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Noticed the Blair Broadcasting Company was giving soft spin to his latest stream of slippery lies. They also conveniently dropped the word ‘peace’ from his grandiose title by calling him ‘A middle East envoy’.

  16. 16
    cheche says:

    Is it clinics or luxurious office suites they want the lucky chancer to design

  17. 17
    We skipped the light fandango says:

    Their song “A Whiter Shade of Pale” was good though.

  18. 18
    Alastair Campbell says:

    They all seem to lose their marbles in the end!

    Kinda convenient eh?

  19. 19
    Not fit for purpose says:

    Their top player, Oirish Scouser, O’Rooney was shite.

  20. 20
    WikiGuido says:

    Well at least Ireland won something last night…

    Test series victory for Ireland

    http://www.independent.ie/sport/test-series-victory-for-ireland-30354923.html

  21. 21
    $liar says:

    Hi everybody Tony here. There are always two sides to every story and in the case of mine three or four, let’s not talk about my wealth to date however and concentrate on how I can make it more tomorrow.

  22. 22
    cheche says:

    Sunday politics

    Brillo is interviewing three journos 2/3 from the Guardian

  23. 23
    Pollybobbins says:

    Dotty

  24. 24
    Taxfodder says:

    Note the “our” when he gets it wrong….

    And “I” when things go well.

  25. 25

    Yes the Travelling People beat the Leprechauns Eleventy Twelfth to Never .
    Ed Balls was keeping score.

  26. 26
    Millimetreband says:

    Looks like Dave has finally adopted UK brochure hook, line and sinker. What to do next?

  27. 27

    Did Washington beat Iraq last night tben –what was the score .

  28. 28

    Vote UKIP :-D

  29. 29

    Did the eye -ties beat the eye-raquis last night then — what score?

  30. 30

    Ed Balls is your man !!

  31. 31
    cheche says:

    Politics London is interviewing two MP’s they have forgotten the conservative

  32. 32
    Wot a fukin cheek says:

    Cameron trying to ‘polish’ his image.

    Be more British Cameron tells UK Muslims: PM issues powerful New Pledge to combat extremism

  33. 33
    Marbles says:

  34. 34
    Morley Bill says:

    Does he design humans?

  35. 35
  36. 36
    albacore says:

    But, surely, Clegg can’t be in the least depressed
    It’s mission accomplished for him and the rest
    Of our E U-bought Parliamentary slime
    Bringing Britain to its knees in record time

  37. 37
    Tachybaptus says:

    The tragedy is that they didn’t drown.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    #44%TaxpayerFunded

  39. 39
    Braveheart says:

    Ed Balls – Loveable doesn’t begin to describe him.

  40. 40
    brown-dog says:

    Yes…

    1,000,000 – 4,637

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    The depths to which Red Ed has plumbed or are Labour voters thirsty for more Arab blood,death and destruction?

  42. 42
    Tachybaptus says:

    You can spray on Powerful New Pledge and scrub away, but it won’t shift the dirt.

  43. 43
    ed w megabush says:

    where is iraq anyway?

  44. 44
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    I have a tin of Pledge, can’t polish turds with it Dave

  45. 45
    Nick Clogg says:

    Burp. Where did I put my handkerchief and two pencils? #Winning

  46. 46
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

  48. 48
    Socialism is theft says:

    ‘Not see Nigel in a pub’? The biggest load of tosh ever written.

  49. 49
    Bolshevik Bollocks Crap says:

    Polly “Tuscaneeeee” Toynbee on now.

    How predictable.

  50. 50
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    You can’t polish a turd as they say !!!

  51. 51
    Karl Schennedy says:

    Cleggy, come over to mine and we’ll open a crate of whisky.

    Leading the weirdo LibDems is enough to drive even a mad muzzie medievalist to drink.

  52. 52
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    What do you expect from a psychopath?

  53. 53
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    1st of November we lose our sovereignty forever, when Camoron gives the country without our permission to the EU dictatorship, British values will cease to exist, I suspect we are getting closer to British Spring when the braindead realise they’ve been hoodwinked.

  54. 54
    The voice of reason says:

    Vote UKIP

  55. 55
    Fuck the LibaLabCon says:

  56. 56
    Socialism is theft says:

    And the heir to Liar Blair will back him up to the hilt. The Tories voted for war with Iraq as well. As they did with Libya and as they wanted to do with Syria. These Liblabcon morons never learn. The middle east is not our territory and the days of crusades should be long over.

  57. 57
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I was hoping that picture of Bliar was his Police photo as they get ready to send him to the Internal court in Holland

  58. 58
    Who asked Blair? says:

  59. 59
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Blair like Brown is certifiably insane!

  60. 60
    Socialism is theft says:

    What are EU values? We know they do not include democracy and honesty.

  61. 61
    Narcissist Watch says:

  62. 62
    ahmonika says:

    Ah! thanks

  63. 63
    Karl Schennedy says:
  64. 64
    Tories 1997 says:

    And we got slagged off for pointing out his demon eyes; was that poster spot-on or what?

  65. 65
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Typical psychopathic behaviour from Blair this morning, saying that a denied war on Syria caused the ISIS to run riot in northern Iraq. What sort of fucked up logic is this!
    Wasn’t Camermong and O’bummer proposing a war on the Assad regime by arming these crazy ISIS fuckers in the first place?

    They’re mad.

  66. 66
    Al-Qaeda is the new Tea Party...Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Paddy Ashdown just said that Isis made Al-Qaeda look like a tea party.

    So why is the Cameron government assisting them in Syria?

  67. 67
    Adolf Hitler says:

    I didn’t start WW2.

  68. 68
    Socialism is theft says:

    He likes their buns.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I’ve come top the conclusion that they’re all mad as a box of frogs, that or there is something they aren’t telling us.

  71. 71
    Abbott and Dr Who says:

  72. 72
    Winston Churchill says:

    No I did.

  73. 73
    Taxi for Abbott says:

  74. 74
    The Thick of It says:

    SOMEWHERE NORTH OF BAGHDAD

    11.30pm Date: Anytime Soon

    Abdul: Hello my brother

    Mahmoud: We must stop raping these two women brother.

    Abdul: Why?

    Mahmoud: Because William Hague & Dame Angelina say Sexual Violence in Conflict Zones is badass.

    Abdul: OK. In that case I’ll stop & abide by their rules.

    Mahmoud: Right, good…so let’s behead them instead…

  75. 75
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Oh really, so what’s the topic of interest today at this Unite Against Freedom meeting?

  76. 76
    Roy Hodgson says:

    Rooney will get the blame again, but it’s futile to fight the curse of Brown:
    h++p://order-order.com/2014/06/09/gordon-curses-englands-world-cup-hopes/

  77. 77
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I don’t know what’s more worrying, me being not surprised or the MSM not reporting on this.

  78. 78
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Well th3 cant cut off her tits thats already been done

  79. 79
    Joss Taskin says:

    Will Euan Bliar be giving up his promised safe Labour seat to go and fight in the Middle East now ??

  80. 80
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    or babby pills, can your wife help

  81. 81
    How how can Ed Balls count if he takes both socks off ? says:

    keeping score => cuts – does not compute.

  82. 82
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    hes a libdem, probably just saw a nice young man outside and was rushing over to welcome him into number 10 to discuss greek matters

  83. 83
    Jackass Straw says:

    The Straws have a long, long family history of being cowards so my little Willy Straw’s safe seat will not be available for anyone else. Especially not for Lard Prescott’s son.

  84. 84
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest politician in Britain says:

    Come on anyone but England!

  85. 85
    brown-dog says:

    Read the link in post #3 for a great analysis from someone who served in the heart of the Reagan Gov’t.

  86. 86
    Bert says:

    Three men in a boat (not to mention the dog).

    [H/T a poster at Booker’s ST column.]

  87. 87
    A couch is not just for casting says:

    So Blair should come back as Ed Miliband ….. but what would they do with the original Ed Miliband ?

  88. 88

    Blair full interview on !raq:

    Worth a watch: His analysis and ideas are valid, however, he has no real credibility left and a new path is being followed now.

    Two interesting points:

    i) He does not deny that he supported Coalition Provisional Authority Order 2.

    That was Bremer’s de-Ba’athication plan which led to the collapse of the !raq State and disbanding of the !raq army.

    Bremer did go against the advice of C!A, US Army Chiefs, and UK Army Chiefs also raised objections at the time. Bush did support.

    Bremer’s decision is widely regarded as being one formulated and taken very much alone save for high level political support within the White House.

    History will form its judgement of Bla!r mainly on his ability to deny that he supported that order. That he does not, even in this interview, speaks very clearly and suggests that he cannot.

    ii) @ ~9:30 Bla!r states:

    ‘The point is this. Unfortunately because all of these problems in the middle east arise out of this toxic mixture, in my view, of bad politics and bad religion.’

    The reference to bad religion perhaps was a slip. Note that !srael is part of the Middle East and perhaps has been included in his generalization.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  89. 89
    NickG says:

    + 1

  90. 90
    Bert says:

    What will be the ultimate fate of Benito Blair and his paramour?

  91. 91
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Attended the annual Kirkaldy vs. Invershoogie watersports event yesterday.

    Sadly I misunderstood the rules and embarrassed some of the laydees present!

  92. 92
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi guys….it’s me….Tone…the People’s Pope…..

    Just checked my bank account – about £70 million plus 8 houses! Proof positive that only the rich can afford to be socialists!!

    I’m a straight kinda guy…..and that doesn’t mean I’m homophobic! Seriously, everyone is blaming me for all the ills of the world….mass immigration into a poor UK infrastructure…..letting Gordon be PM…..enobling Lord Lardarse….the failure of peace in the Middle East despite my role as Peace Envoy for Life & the Voice of God….the endless suffering of the Iraqi people…the continuing arrogance of the BBC……the collapse of the UK economy…….rubbing the British noses in diversity….socialist placemen in every position of power creating a fifth column…..the PPI fiasco…..Stafford Hospital under my watch….the Upper Chamber mess……the destruction of “forces of conservatism” or the British way of life….the huge international debt….the WMD documents…Dr Kelly…..the huge growth in benefits culture…social engineering….the transformation of the police from a “force” to a “service”……the rise of political correctness……several pointless wars & military deaths…….the rise of the client state….the collapse of the private sector……

    It’s so unfair…..and terribly wrong of course….I’m just a straight kinda guy.

  93. 93
    Bert says:

    I cannot tell you how much I admire Ed Balls.

  94. 94
    Bert says:

    Screens are cracking all over Britain.

  95. 95
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    And the rest of the party wasn’t in the boat with them.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    The Labour Party/BBC rentboy/concubine aka Owen Jones is telling everyone how dangerous UKIP are.

    Never mind the grooming gangs and bombing countries back to the fooking stone age. It’s UKIP that people to worry about!

  97. 97
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    in a nice deep grave

  98. 98
    brown-dog says:

    It’s just more (J*wish inspired) Neocon dogma.

  99. 99
    Bert says:

    Just in passing, Ah!, does that eyeball belong to Mr Slater’s bird?

  100. 100
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    The topic of today’s UAF meeting: How to keep a stony silence when asked whether white women really are whores, as Muzzies insist.

    And “homophobia: how it is OK when Muzzies preach it.”

  101. 101
    Bert says:

    Bring him back as Tony Blair, of course.

  102. 102
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    All the money and grand houses that Tony Blair has will not save his soul.

  103. 103
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I’M A STRAIGHT SORT OF GUY. REMEMBER ???? :)

  104. 104
    Tom Catesby says:

    like they armed and trained the jihadists in Afganistan, looks like these brain dead tossers are going to get f^cked again.

  105. 105
    Tom Catesby says:

    Support Assad!! He’s a bastard, but he’s our bastard.

  106. 106
  107. 107
    Neville Chamberlain says:

    Have you never heard of me?

  108. 108

    I disagree with dogma: It looks like the lobby behind Bla!r are either dropping him or have changed their tune.

    Bla!r’s presentation suggests that he knows he is in hot water now. Some of that is not justified, most is.

    His main concerns now are his own legacy – which is being shredded by ISIS right now – and perhaps his son’s future.

    In order to avoid this happening again, it is quite important that Euan’s candidacy for a seat is either denied or his majority fully marginalized.

    The presence of a Bla!r in the UK Parliament will devalue the House.

    UKIP should strongly contest that seat.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  109. 109

    Thank you for your response on the last page to my middle of the night thoughts and agree.

    Everyone’s values are fashioned in the milieu of one’s time and location and the Iraq point was merely to say that my thoughts might have been different and less liberal had I lived there all my life instead.

  110. 110
    Expat Geordie says:

    Why not just r@pe them and THEN kill then?

  111. 111
    brown-dog says:

    Blair is a narcissistic actor, a performer. He craves the limelight like a moth is attracted to a flame. He will not bow out gracefully. They seek supply like junkie seeks his dealer for more crack cocaine.

    People like Chuka Ummuna are from the same mold. Watch ot for that one.

  112. 112
    Vote UKIP says:

    British values are “as British as the Union Flag, as fish and chips” and not living by them is “not an option”, insisted Prime Minister David Cameron, shortly before pushing on with plans for a snoopers’ charter, State press regulation, a draconian war against motorists, removal of anti-trespass laws, and bulldozing the countryside to build homes for immigrants and an HS2 railway that no one wants.

  113. 113
    Expat Geordie says:

    Never work for a company that can’t spell CENTRE, especially when the correctly spell the word PROGRAMME.

  114. 114
    brown-dog says:

    James Rubin(stein) now commenting on BBC news.

  115. 115
    The two Muppets says:

    Ed Balls , the other muppet . Gods gift to economics .

  116. 116
    Expat Geordie says:

    Television advertising on Sky is actually quite cheap. My company placed 4,000 ads with the “minor” channels at a total cost of just £120k. So if just one person watching an ad on Yesterday pays “just £3 per month…” then the ad had paid for itself in a year.

    Still don’t approve of Oxfam though, never have.

  117. 117
    The two Muppets says:

    His treachery did not pay off .

  118. 118
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    like anything , follow the money
    Somebody is paying all those illiterate isis thugs and the money is channelled from qutar and Saudi arabia via our soon to be EU partners turkey
    Who benefits

  119. 119
    Expat Geordie says:

    +1

  120. 120
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    If anybody knows of any hunky north African jihads who are looking for a safe place to “hole up” I promise them a warm welcome in the hillside
    Tunisians prefered
    Olwyn of llanpwelockbotty

  121. 121
    Expat Geordie says:

    I’ve got nothing against killing Arabs. The more the merrier. After all, they would happily do it to us so we might as well get our retaliation in first. Only we should be honest and open about it, and not let the bastards into our country where they are untouchable.

  122. 122
    Get You Ducky says:

  123. 123
    Dave C. - the Heir to Blair says:

    So do I!

  124. 124
    The shallow shit that passes for Governance these days says:

    Dear PM today I said that ” the killing of women and children in war is an obscenity ” can I get a knighthood now please ‘ ?

  125. 125
    JadedJean says:

    We have been induced into pulling down our own culture/state for decades now. We have become anarchistic. The Islamic religion is, in many ways, like Catholicism if you look closely (the Baathist party was created in Syria by an Eastern Orthodox originally, it is a branch of Catholicism). These are statist systems of governance. What you are seeing, in much of M’uslim behaviour, I suggest, is the sort of devout behaviour and high moral family standards (including anti-usury) once found amongst Catholics. You have to remember that Catholicism was subverted by Protestants. Also bear in mind that both Hitler and Stalin were essentially Catholics, and ask why these two are vilified (ignore the propaganda stories for the time being). This requires some careful thought if I am right about was has been going on, and if it didn’t take a lot of thought, I don’t think it would be worth saying. Nor would so few grasp it. If and when you do see what I mean, there maybe be quite an ‘aha’ response…

  126. 126
    rocknrolla says:

    I keep reading that some change is happening this year – can anyone post a link?

  127. 127
    Expat Geordie says:

    I remember seeing that poster on a billboard in Bournemouth. 17 years down the line said billboard now has that great “Go Outdoors” poster on it, with the immortal words “No Poles Required”.

  128. 128
    The shallow shit that passes for Governance these days says:

    Love the fact that they have to tell us who the no mark actress is !!!!

  129. 129
    Expat Geordie says:

    I used to quite fancy Louise Jameson when I was younger. Seeing the company that she is now keeping I didn’t realise that she had an aversion to soap.

    Ah well, another one deleted from the wank bank.

  130. 130
    Expat Geordie says:

    Given the number of muzzies in Coventry I suspect that with a name like Blair it might not be such a safe seat after all.

  131. 131
    rocknrolla says:

    In a fucking jail cell that’s where Blair should be. And not because of a so-called illegal war – how can it be illegal, international law is a joke.

    He should be tried for treason – for allowing and encouraging an invasion of England by foreigners and for giving away more of our democracy to the EU.

    But first let’s bring back hanging for treason, then put Blair on trial and his hideous money-grabbing wife too.

  132. 132
    Fred the pensioner says:

    it would help enormously if anyone knew wtf they are supposed to be looking for!

    Why can’t these cvnts speak/write simple English?

  133. 133
    Expat Geordie says:

    UKIP probably wouldn’t get a look in in that part of Coventry – they would probably just cause the Tories to lose their deposit and Blair Junior would walk it. Respect would have a better chance of getting in due to the large muslim population. A face acceptable to muslims and Labour voters might be enough to keep our Euan – my old MP Dave Nellist, perhaps?

  134. 134
    The shallow shit that passes for Governance these days says:

    +infinity

  135. 135
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    Will he use the demo to make clear his position on whether white women are (as Muzzies insist) “whores”?

  136. 136
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    +1. Not only that, but the no-mark actress is follewd by “and others”. I suppose “and other non-entities” wouldn’t fit in Twitter’s 140-character limit.

  137. 137
    Fred the pensioner says:

    British ‘vahlyews” would be best served by a comprehensive programme of deportations of unwanted immigrants.

  138. 138
    Fred the pensioner says:

    made specifically for polish residents?

  139. 139
    BrAngelina (useful idiot) Jolie says:

    Never mind the muzzie men getting shot in the back of the head by ISIS jackals…it’s the raping of a few women that is the most important subject to promote in the MSM.

    Call me Dame from now on!

  140. 140
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Good man – now we are getting somewhere!

  141. 141
    It's no loss to humanity says:

    “Never mind the muzzie men getting shot in the back of the head”

    Okey-dokey, if you insist.

  142. 142
    Botus says:

    +1 In her Bergerac days she was well worth a shandy.

  143. 143
    Useful Idiot Watch says:

    You are as much a pawn as they were/are then.

    Multiculturalism doesn’t work. Those that were killed in the ME in cold blood were in their own country. Not over here.

  144. 144
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    Did the midwife drop this loon on his head as he was emerging from the birth canal? It is the only reason I can think of for what inhabits his half-functioning brain cell.

  145. 145
    Warhorse B£!@r says:

    It’s war time again folks. Hi everybody, it’s Tony the lovely catholic here. Remember, history judges the brave from the cowardly. It’s no fun signing death warrants of our non mozzie army, while their neighbours join the other side and then come bom’ving us back here telling us ” you’re killing my people”. Still, some our cut out for stardom and others like Ed lead the sheeple.

  146. 146
    Dr Death says:

    The best part of this braindead fucker ran down his mothers legs…

  147. 147
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Still no resignations or arrests at OFSTED I note.

  148. 148
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    I think it would be more apposite if we called you Dim from now on.

  149. 149
    Bob says:

    A+ 1000

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Fred @ 133. Implementation of your suggested programme would not rid us of their born here unwanted offspring.

  151. 151

    The big difference between the Catholic / Musl!m are the Christian commandments. Because the equivalents for Musl!ms are radically different that is why the analogy in apparently devout behaviour is hard to see.

    Caught an interesting interview with a S’audi C’leric the other day speaking about !raq. He pointed out that the split Sunn! / Sh!a is similar and caused by similar forces which led to the split in Chr!stianity introduced by St. P’aul.

    If this is along your line of thinking, then there is indeed an aha moment, and one should look more closely at the real purpose of the new Holy Alliance being formed in Rome at present.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  152. 152
    Expat Geordie says:

    And I’m surprised that they got away with that virtually non-existent outfit in Doctor Who. After all, it was meant to be children’s television.

  153. 153
    what a gay dave says:

    I understand entirely why Blair now seeks to blame others

    That’s just the type of guy he is

    Such certainty is a wonder to behold although does suggest psychpathic leanings

  154. 154
    Dr Death says:

    How to bolt the doors..when Millwall turned up…

  155. 155
    BBC Media City and Northern MPs on Exes says:

    We want it

  156. 156
    Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

    … and whenever his ugly vicious wife Christine appears on my tv, the off switch is activated.

  157. 157
    COME ON ENGERLAND!!!! says:

  158. 158
    Lutfar says:

    I might have a spare mate I could persuade….

  159. 159
    It's no loss to humanity says:

    I celebrate the rich culture of Islam (in particular, the bit where they kill one another like it’s going out of fashion).

  160. 160
    The voice of reason says:

    As the situation spirals out of control, partitioning the country is the only option.

    Yer moozers can all be moved to Londonistan and West Yorskhire, leaving the rest of England once more a green and pleasant land.

  161. 161
    The Growler says:

    I haven’t seen any comment from you about B’Liar’s total denial of responsibilty for the invasion of Iraq in 2003 and for the subsequent chaos that has ensued since, http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/15/tony-blair-iraq-essay, full verbage on
    http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/news/entry/iraq-syria-and-the-middle-east-an-essay-by-tony-blair/ , please remember to wash your hands afterwards.

  162. 162
    little Italy says:

    england won. italy scored.
    liverpool took my money.

    in the meantime, help the hero’s say “where is the financial gain?”.

    slotgob must close her mouth. why should she, say her blood.

    bloody blood?
    no worries.
    kill the headfuck that is heroism. while we wait, what happened at?

  163. 163
    The passage of time says:

    Looking at Google images, I’d say the outfit’s not as non-existent as we remember it. I doubt if even Harriet Harmong would object, to be honest.

  164. 164
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness, or both? says:

    London without Muzzies would be OK. We need to find somewhere that’s shit with or without Muzzies and dump them there.

    Liverpool?

  165. 165
    The Growler says:

    Yep, strange lyrics though, in the top 50 for years, the start of the summers of love and old Fawkes was born 3 months earlier, strange all the memories come flooding back,

  166. 166
    what a gay dave says:

    Blair said this morning that dictators cannot be left in position.

    But I thought he previously said they could be left in position as long as they give up the wmd they don’t have

    Why is he now saying something different to what he said then?

  167. 167
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Can anyone tell me were I can get Odds on the Month the Annexation of the West Bank and Eastern Jordan is going to take place. ?

    I reckon we are close. Maybe before the end of the year.

    You have to admire their Focus.

  168. 168
    Persona non grata says:

    With a barely concealed smirk on his face. Trevor Phillips openly admitted that within thirty years, white British will be an ethic minority in their own country.

    That’s our kid’s future if we keep voting Lib-Lab-Con.

  169. 169
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    A good fit,groups of work shy criminaly inclined self righteous immigrant filth all getting along breeding and fiddling the benefits system

  170. 170
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Maybe not, but it would reduce our numbers (and benefits claimants) by some 2 million!

    I am not sure that it is still true that anyone born in this country is automatically a British citizen. I thought some Immigration Act changed that some years ago?

    May be wrong though. May be some legal beagle can enlighten us.

  171. 171
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Western Jordan. ?. Ok

  172. 172
    David Axlegrease says:

  173. 173
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Odd thing is most of the carib people that I know are like Alf Garnett with a tan

  174. 174
    Fred the pensioner says:

    The only gorgeous thing in that series was that fantab red tourer he used to dr… er… move around in.

  175. 175
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    Nothing todo with the fact that Ed is a fucking idiot?

  176. 176

    Bla!rs essay is worth reading – it covers most of what is going on.

    The RAND articles are worth looking through also – fills in a number of the gaps.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  177. 177
    private army aAGG greenadeer. will cost you. says:

    want a war?
    no prob.
    open your wallet firt.

    really you do not have a wallet.

    open your missus wallet.
    yes we take prada.
    no prada?

    no worries. we buy souls.

    my status says. “do not bother”

  178. 178
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Holy or Unholy?

  179. 179
    The Growler says:

    right on Fred old chap, I think they are trying to use English but not as it is spoken

  180. 180
    Fred the pensioner says:

    When asked on Murnaghan today, Lard Pie and Chips Presscot said: “Nope. I woodena done it”.

  181. 181
    Persona non grata says:

    Especially up in Sheffield. If whites made anything like the kind of discriminatory comments coming from the M*slim population up there, about the Roma. They would be adding prison places for us, faster than Osborne is racking up the national debt.

  182. 182
    make mony. until money is out of fashion. currency says:

    liras are in fashion today.

    money, car, women.
    change every year. insure until then.
    take depreciation into account.

    learn to do accounts. all soldiers are merceneray’s wimmin.

    recruit, trade, sell. who owns Tony Blair’s passport.
    cut lossess which dry the throat .

    who knows how to manage assets? how to make assets sweat?

    sounds like Nike should run GB’s assets.

  183. 183
    Not the British Weather says:

    Birminham-by-the-Red-Sea.

  184. 184
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    We’ll fund this by planting more Money Trees.

  185. 185
    what a gay dave says:

    Paddy ashdown says ‘look’ a lot

  186. 186
    The Growler says:

    Old Geedes always said he could not understand why the Liebore Party would want rid of B’Liar, it takes allsorts I suppose

  187. 187
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Odds on they were going to send in one of their ‘working class’, idiot pacifiers to get the natives back on side.

    Scouse Libore voter: “Oh look there’s that Prescot, ‘e’s one of us, and ‘e would never ‘av done it . . . hmmm, I feel better now, I will still vote labour”

  188. 188
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    They seem to be absolutely determined to destroy what’s left of the economy by any means available , this latest little lunacy has the unmistakable stench of ‘Europe’ about it .

  189. 189
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    The nightmare starts long before we become a minority. Unless my logic is flawed, if we become an ethnic minority in our own country in, say, 30 years, those who want to end immigration and the Hell that is multiculturalism will be out-voted long, long before then. Maybe this is what Phillips had at the back of his mind.

    At some point well within 30 years, only parties supporting mass immigration/multiculturalism will be able to form governments, the floodgates will truly open, white flight out of the UK will increase, and whose who remain will be a minority very soon after, with no hope of ever having a government that represents them, in their own country, ever again.

  190. 190
    Lord Pantsdown of Nobrain-sub-Human says:

    Look, a long time ago I almost became important.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I must find people I regard as inferior, so I can smirk at them.

  191. 191
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    He knows he can say this in the full knowledge that if the borders were closed tomorrow it would make not a blind bit of difference ,the real mass immigration is now through the maternity wards.

  192. 192
    The Growler says:

    The trouble is the Yanks they only see their one objective, the trouble is they do not seem aware of any possible consequences for their actions. The Yanks haven’t really won a war since WW2 inspite of having spent billions of $ and killed many human lives, theirs and their adversaries.

  193. 193
    Indian chap says:

    We always hang ours.

  194. 194
    Persona non grata says:

    Phillips did say that the HOC should reflect the ethnic make up of the country, and that the faces in it should be 70% black and brown, rather than the other way round.

    If my heads still on my shoulders. I’m going to enjoy watching the terror in the eyes of the white hating Liberal cowards, as their Multicultural dream turns into their worst nightmare, right before their eyes.

  195. 195
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    +1

    I take it that foreign parents will get the same bennies, so they’ll be off like a shot to their own country for a month’s paid holiday, to show the sprog to their extended family back home (at our expense, natch).

  196. 196
    bergen says:

    When Milliband beat his brother, Kinnock is reported to have said “we’ve got our party back.”

    He has- Foot’s Labour party of happy and incompetent amateurs. Cameron is a very lucky man to have him and his clueless team against him.

  197. 197
    what a gay dave says:

    I would not insist that people from other cultures living in the uk should have british culture imposed on them

    That seems pretty racist to me

    I just wouldn’t have let them in in the first place- which may also seem racist – but is preferable to imposing our ideology (ie homosexual marriage) on people who can never accept such a concept

  198. 198
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Don’t forget it will be reciprocal , any Englishman who lives and works in Timosora will be entitled to the same benefit.

  199. 199
    Badluck Bawani says:

    Good news I have a month off.
    We can see your aunty in Africa the FGM specialist.

  200. 200
    David Axlegrease says:

  201. 201
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    I’d enjoy watching the terror in the eyes of the white hating Liberal cowards, too, but I bet the bastards won’t stick around to live with the consequences of their actions.

  202. 202
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    Providing their employer in Timosora (?) allows them to have a month off work, paid, I suppose. (Could a British worker in Timasora continue working but claim the ‘new baby benefit’ regardless, I wonder?)

    It sounds to me like it’ll help ensure immigrants take more out of our economy than they put in, albeit probably unintended.

  203. 203
    Jack Straw, coooont of the highest order says:

    I know how you are feeling Nick.
    I too have convenient depressions when I am seeking sympathy.

  204. 204
    Kermit says:

    Hey don’t insult us.

  205. 205
    Tony, mad eyed loon says:

    God, why doesn’t he just die so that the world can live in peace?

  206. 206
    British Culture in a Nutshell says:

    Getting pissed on the sofa with a dozen cans of Special Brew while you watch some mindless shit on ITV1 and your 15 year old daughter takes selfies of her breasts before she heads to a pub to get shit-faced en-route to a nightclub. In the alley out the back, out of her head on Es, she drops her knickers and gets screwed by someone she’s just met but will never see again. She collapses in a pool of her own vomit and wakes up in A&E, not far from the policewoman she punched. The daughter would get a morning-after pill but she’s forgotten she got shagged, so three months’ later she realises something’s up and wanders off to the clinic for abortion number 17 (or: 3 months’ later she starts checking which bennies she’ll be entitled to in her new council flat).

  207. 207
    This would seem to be accurate says:

    I think that almost everybody would agree with this tweet. Maybe not Straw, Campbell, Scarlett et al, but certainly most people.

  208. 208
    Hey big boy, you seen that pic of me in my undies? says:

    Bryant has the same mad eyed stare too.

  209. 209
    Not fit to wipe my arse says:

    ‘leads a tragic life’.

    May it get a million times worse for him.

  210. 210
    Fred the pensioner says:

    As an employer I might just mention to the new father that I will not be keeping his position open awaiting his return. His choice – 3 days of the cards….

  211. 211
    Fred the pensioner says:

    * or

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    has he been taking mong lessons off miliband?

  213. 213
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    LABOUR, SPENDING YOUR MONEY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD.

  214. 214
    Bob says:

    Hope ISIS take a detour through Tuscany.

  215. 215
    Tom Catesby says:

    Even the ‘good ole boy’ George Dubya, ha got the ‘sense’ to keep his head down and mouth shut at the moment.

  216. 216
    Tom Catesby says:

    The rate the’re going ISIS should be in Tuscany by Wednesday.

  217. 217
    Mr Sheen. says:

    All around the house!

  218. 218
    Mr Sheen. says:

    Laws can be made, laws can be unmade Fred.

  219. 219
    Mr Sheen. says:

    Give Assad all the technical support he needs, He’s a bad bastard, but he’s ours.

  220. 220
    Mr Sheen. says:

    Correct…
    Problem with the Yanks is…..
    They haven’t won a war they’ve been in since ’45.
    They don’t know what they’re doing.
    They don’t understand how to conduct foreign policy and diplomacy.
    It’s always more dangerous having them on the same side( bit like the French that way.).
    And, they’re Yanks!

  221. 221
    Gordon says:

    Good luck Jonathan.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Because that might mean they had to employ someone with the appropriate qualifications rather than the appropriate political views which are the real requirements for getting the job.


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