June 13th, 2014

Dame! William Hague, Foreign Sec Honours Actress


  1. 1
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    The honour system was devalued years ago, what with actors, footballer,cyclists, cash for honours, who cares anymore, they’ve lowered the honours value to PR only.


    • 12
      pigeon singh. says:

      please deliver silent mob to the mortuary. thanks.


    • 13
      PC Knott-Likely says:

      Er – I think you could go back a bit further – a few centuries – to b*m ch*ms of the king, whorish mistresses, brown nosers etc etc who all got honours.

      Entertainers seem far more honourable to me.


    • 28
      RichUpNorth says:

      Who’s the geek in the middle?


    • 45
      The Queen says:

      What a load of boll$cks ,another so called celeb makes a scripted comments and is made a dame. Totally devalued.


      • 55
        Anonymous says:

        I dont like Angelina Jolie at all, but even i have to admit that she doesnt need to trail her 6 kids around the world highlighting Rape, malnutrition etc.She could stay in Beverley Hills in luxury.So fair play to the woman.I respect Wiliam Hague, he is Foreign secretary people would be whingeing if he did nothing as well.You cant frigging well win in this country !


    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      Im amazed we didnt get Sir David of Beckham this time.


    • 59
      Im out of here says:

      You left out the long line of paedophiles who received honours.


  2. 2
    russell @ hammersmith odeon's best friend says:

    busch coroner.
    middle sex.

    it’s friday nite.
    where are mitchell brothers.


    • 5
      Daniel Day Lewis's dead bicycle man says:

      what is skelton racing.

      is Liberty also in?

      why do their perfume department stink.


    • 34
      Days of long ago when the UK was hideously white says:

      Back in the day, Friday night was invariably Amami night. That meant all the totty was at home washing its hair so the lads could all go out on the piss without having to keep the birds topped up with Babychams all night.


    • 46
      T Bliar says:

      Nuke the middle east soon.


  3. 3
    Chippy Cybernat says:

    She’s not even Scottish!


    • 6
      Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

      She wouldn’t take a shit in that third world shitole you arseole


    • 36
      Campaign to outlaw shitting in warzones says:

      Mrs Brad Titless makes a valid point about governments allowing war criminals to shit at large while they they decapitate and neck shoot innocent civilians. The UN must provide funds for portable thunder boxes so that prospective genodcidee’s can curl one out in peace before slaughtering their co religionist in the name of peace. I’d gladly pay more towards the DFID for that as would my fellow workers here at LIDL.


  4. 4
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    How do i embed videos on this site you arseoles?


  5. 7

    Just why should the word of an actress carry more weight than say a check out girl, a barmaid , a receptionist, a cleaner, a waitress, a teacher, or a nurse?


  6. 15
    faintly encouraged says:

    Fair play, Bill. I hope you either got her to sit in your lap or give you a hand job for that.


  7. 18
    Confused says:

    Who is this Dame William Hague?


    • 20
      Hang Him says:

      An idiot who has no idea what to do, so he arms our nation’s enemies and makes a mockery of what is left of its culture, customs and institutions.


      • 35
        Days of long ago when the UK was hideously white says:

        Comes from Yorkshire – self explanatory.


        • 54
          Just as well he aint compromised says:

          Now we now that a number of unsavoury characters were part of the Tory high command during Hagues coronation as leader……..


  8. 19

    Vote UKIP :-D


  9. 22
    Angelina Jolie says:

    I love my special friend Willy Vague – and I’m going to adopt him as one of my babies.


    • 24
      Her Britannic Majesty's Foreign Secretary says:

      What a wonderful week it’s been. I have such a crush on Miss-now-Dame Tomb Raider!

      PS Has anything been happening in the world recently?


  10. 25
    British Citizen says:

    So what I want to know about the current governemnt is this: are any of them actually British? Do they love this country, know it, know it’s culture and history and want to cherish and defend it and uphold its values? Or are they just all twats like Cameron and Hague who want to sell us out and debase everything further?

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  11. 26
    Anonymous says:


  12. 30
    albacore says:

    There is but one absent decoration:
    Parliament’s own, from a grateful nation
    For services to mass immigration
    Applied with sternest determination
    And an unabating dedication
    Far exceeding every expectation


    • 33
      Tachybaptus says:

      Reminds me of the old Fry’s Five Boys chocolate:


      Desperation — the last days of Brown
      Pacification — at least there’s an election coming up in 2010
      Expectation — we’ll get a proper Conservative government
      Acclamation — we’ve got one (well, sort of)
      Realization — oh no, they’re almost as bad as the last fucking shower


  13. 31
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Just got a new graphics card and now none of my pr0n wallpapers fit the screen!


  14. 41
    Taxfodder says:

    Mr & Mrs Smith walking their “Chimp in a suit”


  15. 42
    Billtb52 says:

    And the forthcoming Lady Rowling?
    One million for the NO campaign, silly girl.
    100K would have been enough.


  16. 49
    Film Critic says:

    Jolie is now an Ugly Bird, not an Angry Bird.

    She is skeletally thin and skull faced.

    Pity – she was quite hot once.


  17. 50
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    “Right now, listen up you Pitts, remember its me they have come to see”!


  18. 51
    Anonymous says:

    “Dame! William Hague, Foreign Sec Honours Actress”
    How very apt. Seeing as how this whole human ideology thing is such a pantomime. Consider this. If we really desired our young to be resilient to false conditioning, would we not train them in school to rationally question everything? The better to find the truth, or otherwise, in any narrative. And yet we dare not train them to question everything, if our particular ideology/story, won’t withstand investigation it either.


  19. 52

    Pathetic! I wonder if Dame Helen will be returning Her’s ?


  20. 53
    Re inventing the wheel with attention seeking selebs and politicians says:

    She makes a good point as before her summit I had no idea rape was a crime or that carrying it out in war was a war crime. Hopefully now governments shall make a law against it and make it illegal. Apart from that how are things going in Iraq.


  21. 57
    Hugh Janus says:

    I see Dawn Primarolo aka Red Dawn has been damed (yes, yes – I also think there should be an “n” in there), which explains why she recently announced she’s binning being an MP come next May – so she can go into the Lords and continue to foist politically-bankrupt and unnecessary legislation on us without having to bother with such inconveniences as winning an election. Tessa Jowell is leaving the Commons for the same reason, it would seem (regardless of any cabbage about standing against Boris).

    Whilst I stand by the honours system as a long-standing cultural tradition that forms part of our national identity (or, at least, what the craven cowardly traitors infesting the Westminster bubble have left us of it) I really do think that anyone who has sat in the Commons should be automatically disbarred from any honour that elevates them to the HoL – they shouldn’t be allowed to continue wreaking the havoc the electorate rejected them for without the electorate having any recourse to stop them anymore, as per John Prescott.


    • 58
      Hugh Janus says:

      In the interests of transparency I should point out that I’ve got a real axe to grind with that bitch Red Dawn. Google “IR35″ to find out why…


  22. 64
    Esta says:

    so what ?


  23. 65
    Anonymous says:

    How many fuzz are gettiing kick backs from the situation described in this article?
    How many drug or weapons can they get in via this route?


    What other criminal activity is this funding?


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