June 13th, 2014

Dame! William Hague, Foreign Sec Honours Actress


  1. 1
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    The honour system was devalued years ago, what with actors, footballer,cyclists, cash for honours, who cares anymore, they’ve lowered the honours value to PR only.

  2. 2
    russell @ hammersmith odeon's best friend says:

    busch coroner.
    middle sex.

    it’s friday nite.
    where are mitchell brothers.

  3. 3
    Chippy Cybernat says:

    She’s not even Scottish!

  4. 4
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    How do i embed videos on this site you arseoles?

  5. 5
    Daniel Day Lewis's dead bicycle man says:

    what is skelton racing.

    is Liberty also in?

    why do their perfume department stink.

  6. 6
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    She wouldn’t take a shit in that third world shitole you arseole

  7. 7

    Just why should the word of an actress carry more weight than say a check out girl, a barmaid , a receptionist, a cleaner, a waitress, a teacher, or a nurse?

  8. 8
    The Gospel according to St Edward says:

    Politicians like popular people. It doesn’t matter what they say or snort.

  9. 9
    hope that helps says:

    You need to attain an IQ above 50.

  10. 10
    Commoner says:

    This is one of the most pathetic awards since the last pathetic award.

    Time to abolish the honours systsm.

  11. 11
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:

    So you dont embed vids here,,ok thanks for the input

  12. 12
    pigeon singh. says:

    please deliver silent mob to the mortuary. thanks.

  13. 13
    PC Knott-Likely says:

    Er – I think you could go back a bit further – a few centuries – to b*m ch*ms of the king, whorish mistresses, brown nosers etc etc who all got honours.

    Entertainers seem far more honourable to me.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    faintly encouraged says:

    Fair play, Bill. I hope you either got her to sit in your lap or give you a hand job for that.

  16. 16
    Chris Bryant's sentient ANUS says:


  17. 17
    Beeeeelly Hague says:

    Did someone call?

  18. 18
    Confused says:

    Who is this Dame William Hague?

  19. 19

    Vote UKIP :-D

  20. 20
    Hang Him says:

    An idiot who has no idea what to do, so he arms our nation’s enemies and makes a mockery of what is left of its culture, customs and institutions.

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  22. 22
    Angelina Jolie says:

    I love my special friend Willy Vague – and I’m going to adopt him as one of my babies.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll tell you if you tell me how to put tweets up.

  24. 24
    Her Britannic Majesty's Foreign Secretary says:

    What a wonderful week it’s been. I have such a crush on Miss-now-Dame Tomb Raider!

    PS Has anything been happening in the world recently?

  25. 25
    British Citizen says:

    So what I want to know about the current governemnt is this: are any of them actually British? Do they love this country, know it, know it’s culture and history and want to cherish and defend it and uphold its values? Or are they just all twats like Cameron and Hague who want to sell us out and debase everything further?

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

  27. 27
    Do try harder says:

    Very poor.

  28. 28
    RichUpNorth says:

    Who’s the geek in the middle?

  29. 29

    True. The Lemon Party is on course to save its deposit in a number of seats next year

  30. 30
    albacore says:

    There is but one absent decoration:
    Parliament’s own, from a grateful nation
    For services to mass immigration
    Applied with sternest determination
    And an unabating dedication
    Far exceeding every expectation

  31. 31
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Just got a new graphics card and now none of my pr0n wallpapers fit the screen!

  32. 32
    Tachybaptus says:

    Umm. I would have supposed that by ‘the Lemon Party’ you meant The Lib Dems. But since these are first cousins to your own tragic mob, I assume that you are directing your sneer at UKIP. In which case, shouldn’t it be ‘Aubergine’?

  33. 33
    Tachybaptus says:

    Reminds me of the old Fry’s Five Boys chocolate:


    Desperation — the last days of Brown
    Pacification — at least there’s an election coming up in 2010
    Expectation — we’ll get a proper Conservative government
    Acclamation — we’ve got one (well, sort of)
    Realization — oh no, they’re almost as bad as the last fucking shower

  34. 34
    Days of long ago when the UK was hideously white says:

    Back in the day, Friday night was invariably Amami night. That meant all the totty was at home washing its hair so the lads could all go out on the piss without having to keep the birds topped up with Babychams all night.

  35. 35
    Days of long ago when the UK was hideously white says:

    Comes from Yorkshire – self explanatory.

  36. 36
    Campaign to outlaw shitting in warzones says:

    Mrs Brad Titless makes a valid point about governments allowing war criminals to shit at large while they they decapitate and neck shoot innocent civilians. The UN must provide funds for portable thunder boxes so that prospective genodcidee’s can curl one out in peace before slaughtering their co religionist in the name of peace. I’d gladly pay more towards the DFID for that as would my fellow workers here at LIDL.

  37. 37
    Shrinking Violet says:

    Try giving your laptop a very cold shower. Might work…

  38. 38
    Campaign to outlaw shitting in warzones says:

    Only benders embed videos.

  39. 39
    non taxable pikey says:

    Microsoft Windows, its been causing unexpected apoplexy since 1983.

  40. 40
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Better the Lemon than the Labia Party – full of cu­nts.

  41. 41
    Taxfodder says:

    Mr & Mrs Smith walking their “Chimp in a suit”

  42. 42
    Billtb52 says:

    And the forthcoming Lady Rowling?
    One million for the NO campaign, silly girl.
    100K would have been enough.

  43. 43
    Cinna says:

    Yes the hood old days indeed. I wish it was like that now.

  44. 44

    along with the current labour shadow cabinet

  45. 45
    The Queen says:

    What a load of boll$cks ,another so called celeb makes a scripted comments and is made a dame. Totally devalued.

  46. 46
    T Bliar says:

    Nuke the middle east soon.

  47. 47
    Nick Clegg says:

    Exactly,set of tossers,wanking each other off.

  48. 48
    Nick Clegg says:

    Please describe what its like to be a total twat.

  49. 49
    Film Critic says:

    Jolie is now an Ugly Bird, not an Angry Bird.

    She is skeletally thin and skull faced.

    Pity – she was quite hot once.

  50. 50
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    “Right now, listen up you Pitts, remember its me they have come to see”!

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    “Dame! William Hague, Foreign Sec Honours Actress”
    How very apt. Seeing as how this whole human ideology thing is such a pantomime. Consider this. If we really desired our young to be resilient to false conditioning, would we not train them in school to rationally question everything? The better to find the truth, or otherwise, in any narrative. And yet we dare not train them to question everything, if our particular ideology/story, won’t withstand investigation it either.

  52. 52

    Pathetic! I wonder if Dame Helen will be returning Her’s ?

  53. 53
    Re inventing the wheel with attention seeking selebs and politicians says:

    She makes a good point as before her summit I had no idea rape was a crime or that carrying it out in war was a war crime. Hopefully now governments shall make a law against it and make it illegal. Apart from that how are things going in Iraq.

  54. 54
    Just as well he aint compromised says:

    Now we now that a number of unsavoury characters were part of the Tory high command during Hagues coronation as leader……..

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    I dont like Angelina Jolie at all, but even i have to admit that she doesnt need to trail her 6 kids around the world highlighting Rape, malnutrition etc.She could stay in Beverley Hills in luxury.So fair play to the woman.I respect Wiliam Hague, he is Foreign secretary people would be whingeing if he did nothing as well.You cant frigging well win in this country !

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Im amazed we didnt get Sir David of Beckham this time.

  57. 57
    Hugh Janus says:

    I see Dawn Primarolo aka Red Dawn has been damed (yes, yes – I also think there should be an “n” in there), which explains why she recently announced she’s binning being an MP come next May – so she can go into the Lords and continue to foist politically-bankrupt and unnecessary legislation on us without having to bother with such inconveniences as winning an election. Tessa Jowell is leaving the Commons for the same reason, it would seem (regardless of any cabbage about standing against Boris).

    Whilst I stand by the honours system as a long-standing cultural tradition that forms part of our national identity (or, at least, what the craven cowardly traitors infesting the Westminster bubble have left us of it) I really do think that anyone who has sat in the Commons should be automatically disbarred from any honour that elevates them to the HoL – they shouldn’t be allowed to continue wreaking the havoc the electorate rejected them for without the electorate having any recourse to stop them anymore, as per John Prescott.

  58. 58
    Hugh Janus says:

    In the interests of transparency I should point out that I’ve got a real axe to grind with that bitch Red Dawn. Google “IR35″ to find out why…

  59. 59
    Im out of here says:

    You left out the long line of paedophiles who received honours.

  60. 60
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Would that be Stephen Fry’s chocolate boys? He has bought a ranch in Kenya.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Do not expect “Jimmy the fuckwit” to debate a point he’s attempting to make.

    Labour supporters have less cognisant ability than afterbirth.

  62. 62
    Olwyn Jones Queen of the valleys says:

    She is a Mong!

  63. 63
    UK expat says:

    This huhne better not get a h’kin passport before mine is renewed for my trio to magaluf. My granddad signed on for my right to a cheap shitty holiday…

  64. 64
    Esta says:

    so what ?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    How many fuzz are gettiing kick backs from the situation described in this article?
    How many drug or weapons can they get in via this route?


    What other criminal activity is this funding?

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