June 13th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:

Blue Eyes

Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

Can the winner, and only the winner, please get in touch here to claim your prize.


  1. 1
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Sad I haven’t won again for the 300th week running but on the bright side I wont have to buy House of cards season 1.

    Well done Blue eyes by the way.

  2. 2
    Tyrone Chicane says:

    That’s a fucking shite caption winner, Guido, you play it safe, arsefucked by the man queer tosser. You used to be edgy, dangerous even, now you’re just another sucker for the man. Wanker.

  3. 3
    EdBallsup says:

    Forward with Yvette

  4. 4
    Yvette says:

    You can fook reet off hen pet

  5. 5
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Don’t vote Labour, Britain’s better off working hard.

  6. 6
    Liverpool Victim Culture says:

    I didn’t win. Actually I didn’t enter but it’s still all the Tories’ fault and I want compensation.

  7. 7
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    The inane comment by Prime Minister David Cameron has been removed for violations of our Terms and Conditions.

  8. 8
    EC1 PhD says:

    Can someone please explain why that is funny, or are the pair of you pissed up somewhere and picked a winner at random?

  9. 9
    White Dee says:

    Hard working families?
    I find it hard work getting my arse out of bed and putting some chips in the oven for the kids and the kids find it hard work going to the bog without pissing on the floor.
    Ed must be talking about people like me.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Do you know what a “beard” is? If not then to can see why the joke is lost on you.

  11. 11
    And Me says:

    Guido should apologise for running the competition. I shall be boycotting Order-Order for the next 25 years.

  12. 12
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well done Blue.
    PS your blog page is 120 days out of date.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t get it.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Where does it say beard?

  15. 15

    Is it Poet’s day already?

  16. 16
    Confused on Friday says:

    Or rather why didn’t they quote the whole comment?

  17. 17
    Gordon McBreath says:

    I’ve heard the term beard a lot.
    But I’ve no idea what it means

  18. 18

    Have you considered that the criteria of judgement for the caption contest might be similar to those for Rich’s cartoon on a Monday.

    If so, as a former winner, I need to start worrying… :-)

  19. 19
    EC1 PhD says:


  20. 20

    :-D One needs to have a reputation in the first place in order to protect it!

  21. 21
    Simon Cowell says:

    Me neither .

  22. 22
    ned ludd says:

    Nope, sorry.

  23. 23
    Mandy the Floater says:

    My day is coming fast.

  24. 24

    exactly – leave the scrounging for the shit parts of Europe and leave them on the mainland

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    William Hague: You must give us some pointers Mister Pitt. As we haven’t had any credible foreign policies either, since William the Elder. For example, we’d really like to project British military force into Iraqi. But, he’s away on sick leave.

  26. 26
  27. 27
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    Urban Dictionary definition of a beard:

    Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

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