June 13th, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:


Blue Eyes
 says:

Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

Can the winner, and only the winner, please get in touch here to claim your prize.


27 Comments

  1. 1
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Sad I haven’t won again for the 300th week running but on the bright side I wont have to buy House of cards season 1.

    Well done Blue eyes by the way.

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    • 12
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Well done Blue.
      PS your blog page is 120 days out of date.

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      • 27
        Osama the Nazarene2 says:

        Urban Dictionary definition of a beard:

        Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

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  2. 2
    Tyrone Chicane says:

    That’s a fucking shite caption winner, Guido, you play it safe, arsefucked by the man queer tosser. You used to be edgy, dangerous even, now you’re just another sucker for the man. Wanker.

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  3. 3
    EdBallsup says:

    Forward with Yvette

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  4. 6
    Liverpool Victim Culture says:

    I didn’t win. Actually I didn’t enter but it’s still all the Tories’ fault and I want compensation.

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    • 11
      And Me says:

      Guido should apologise for running the competition. I shall be boycotting Order-Order for the next 25 years.

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  5. 7
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    The inane comment by Prime Minister David Cameron has been removed for violations of our Terms and Conditions.

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  6. 8
    EC1 PhD says:

    Can someone please explain why that is funny, or are the pair of you pissed up somewhere and picked a winner at random?

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  7. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t get it.

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  8. 15

    Is it Poet’s day already?

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  9. 22
    ned ludd says:

    Nope, sorry.

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  10. 25
    Anonymous says:

    William Hague: You must give us some pointers Mister Pitt. As we haven’t had any credible foreign policies either, since William the Elder. For example, we’d really like to project British military force into Iraqi. But, he’s away on sick leave.

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  12. 5
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Don’t vote Labour, Britain’s better off working hard.

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  13. 9
    White Dee says:

    Hard working families?
    I find it hard work getting my arse out of bed and putting some chips in the oven for the kids and the kids find it hard work going to the bog without pissing on the floor.
    Ed must be talking about people like me.

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  14. 24

    exactly – leave the scrounging for the shit parts of Europe and leave them on the mainland

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