June 12th, 2014

Tory Tension Reaches the Heart of Downing Street

Tory division has surfaced yet again, with the Conservative MEP group denying Cameron’s explicit orders not to side with Merkel’s rival Alternative For Germany in the European Parliament. The real Osborne/Cameron power struggle has spilled into the street though…

Watch your back, Lola.

Pic via @PoliticalPics.


  1. 1
    Dog watch says:

    Is that a Bichon Frise?

  2. 2
    HolyMoley says:

    It is.

  3. 3
    A Clumsy Man with a special kind of ineptness says:

  4. 4
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    Trust me! – It’s the Right Thing To Do! – I give you my word – and you know me well enough by now!

  5. 5
    m'Lud Prezza of Scoff, Hull, and Damnation says:

    Tony me job gave jobme and through thick and thin Gordo too!

    Phwwwwooooaaarrh! look at the tits on that!!! OM A TIT MAN MESELF WHENSGRUBUP???

  6. 6
    Gladys pins a note on the Tory notice board says:

    ‘Tory Tension’ dears???? . . .

    Come to good old Glad – and I’ll relieve you of all that nasty tension! – reasonable rates – most tastes catered for in tasteful surroundings.

    Ring me!


  7. 7
    "Digger" Murdoch says:

    The Sun has broken the law in not ‘imprinting’ those 22 million free editions – and can be fined up to £200 per copy. http://brown-moses-hackgate.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/the-suns-launches-42-billion-marketing.html

  8. 8

    Categorical Imperative.

  9. 9
    A Query says:

    Do you really mean “denying”, or did you mean “defying”, Cameron’s orders ?

  10. 10

    A new nationalist party for Germany? And the tories supporting them? I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.

  11. 11
    Andy Coulson says:

    Copies of the Sun are being given away free today, and on the same day, Rebekah Brooks could be sent down. How very symbolic.

  12. 12
    Hey kids! says:

  13. 13

    Is that Jimmy Godwin?

  14. 14
    Vince Cable says:

    I’m marching with the People’s Assembly on 21st June from BBC HQ at 1pm. We demand an alternative!

  15. 15
    Dirty Dave says:

  16. 16
    Tory boy says:

    You pwomist david you really really pwomist this time? You cross you heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye with a triple locked cast iron guarantee?

  17. 17
    albacore says:

    The least of Lola’s worries is a puffy poodle
    Since Parliament is stuffed, the whole kit and caboodle
    With so many slimy LibLabCon treacherous rats
    They must drive that poor feline homicidally bats

  18. 18
    David Axelrod says:

    Ed I got these folks from the States their going to give you lessons in how to be less of a nerd.

  19. 19

    Condescending smugness couples with ignorance at BBC Scotland:

    The piece concludes with the sub-heading “Let’s end with a history lesson”. It then cites the film Braveheart. I kid you not, Jimmy.


    Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

  20. 20
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    That dog looks a right pussy

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Course Jim loves the EU it's a lefty organisation says:

    If the EU construct does take a sharp turn to the right watching Jimmy and his mates campaigning for Britain to leave the EU will be a laugh.

  23. 23

    Its grandparents were a Löwchen, a Gaddi, a Barbet and a Tosa. LGBT for short.

  24. 24
  25. 25
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Sure is. A dog that thinks it’s a cat.

  26. 26
    chilnot enquiry says:

    #Iraq-cash isa-trending

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    “less of a nerd.” ? But still a nerd even after the lessons.

  28. 28
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He’ll continue to do what he always does best: sneer from the sidelines.

  29. 29
    dai ffarting says:

    its just a bout of wind

    it’ll pass

  30. 30
    Peter Hitchens says:

    The fat young “girl” looks like the Blair daughter, are the two young men either side of her there to make sure that she doesn’t jump out of the car in a suicide bid?

  31. 31
    Peter Hitchens says:

    A Turkey voting for Turkey

  32. 32
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Some people just enjoy moaning at other people.

  33. 33
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Talking of Tosa’s anyone seen Dan lately?
    My litter tray needs cleaning.

  34. 34
    RickB says:

    Disobeying perhaps ?

  35. 35
  36. 36
    Sage and onion says:

    We’ll they don’t have Christmas there, so they’ve got have something to vote for.

  37. 37
  38. 38

    Larry looks in frighteningly hostile mode even from the back .
    I do pity the poor mutt if there s a shooting war.

  39. 39

    …… or in Burke -oh!’s case ;

    ” a pint that thinks it s a quart”

  40. 40

    Gordon looks much much younger now the cares of office have left his furrowed brow .

    In fact I m told even now he is only 21.

    How on earth was he allowed to become Chancellor of the British Exchequer in 1997 … when he was only four ??

  41. 41
    RichUpNorth says:

    Is that dog goose-stepping?

  42. 42
    RichUpNorth says:

    Sure, they can have our place.

  43. 43
    Larry the Cat says:

    I like scratching Dave when I’m bored. Vote UKIP.

  44. 44
    esta says:

    that “bitch” haha

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