June 12th, 2014

Tory Tension Reaches the Heart of Downing Street

Tory division has surfaced yet again, with the Conservative MEP group denying Cameron’s explicit orders not to side with Merkel’s rival Alternative For Germany in the European Parliament. The real Osborne/Cameron power struggle has spilled into the street though…

Watch your back, Lola.

Pic via @PoliticalPics.

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  1. 1
    Dog watch says:

    Is that a Bichon Frise?

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  2. 3
    A Clumsy Man with a special kind of ineptness says:

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      m'Lud Prezza of Scoff, Hull, and Damnation says:

      Tony me job gave jobme and through thick and thin Gordo too!

      Phwwwwooooaaarrh! look at the tits on that!!! OM A TIT MAN MESELF WHENSGRUBUP???

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      • 40

        Gordon looks much much younger now the cares of office have left his furrowed brow .

        In fact I m told even now he is only 21.

        How on earth was he allowed to become Chancellor of the British Exchequer in 1997 … when he was only four ??

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  3. 4
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    Trust me! – It’s the Right Thing To Do! – I give you my word – and you know me well enough by now!

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    • 16
      Tory boy says:

      You pwomist david you really really pwomist this time? You cross you heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye with a triple locked cast iron guarantee?

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  4. 6
    Gladys pins a note on the Tory notice board says:

    ‘Tory Tension’ dears???? . . .

    Come to good old Glad – and I’ll relieve you of all that nasty tension! – reasonable rates – most tastes catered for in tasteful surroundings.

    Ring me!

    XXXXX XXXXXXXX

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  5. 7
    "Digger" Murdoch says:

    The Sun has broken the law in not ‘imprinting’ those 22 million free editions – and can be fined up to £200 per copy. http://brown-moses-hackgate.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/the-suns-launches-42-billion-marketing.html

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    • 11
      Andy Coulson says:

      Copies of the Sun are being given away free today, and on the same day, Rebekah Brooks could be sent down. How very symbolic.

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  6. 8

    Categorical Imperative.

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  7. 9
    A Query says:

    Do you really mean “denying”, or did you mean “defying”, Cameron’s orders ?

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  8. 10

    A new nationalist party for Germany? And the tories supporting them? I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.

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    Hey kids! says:

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    • 18
      David Axelrod says:

      Ed I got these folks from the States their going to give you lessons in how to be less of a nerd.

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      • 27
        Anonymous says:

        “less of a nerd.” ? But still a nerd even after the lessons.

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      • 30
        Peter Hitchens says:

        The fat young “girl” looks like the Blair daughter, are the two young men either side of her there to make sure that she doesn’t jump out of the car in a suicide bid?

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  10. 14
    Vince Cable says:

    I’m marching with the People’s Assembly on 21st June from BBC HQ at 1pm. We demand an alternative!

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  11. 15
    Dirty Dave says:

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  12. 17
    albacore says:

    The least of Lola’s worries is a puffy poodle
    Since Parliament is stuffed, the whole kit and caboodle
    With so many slimy LibLabCon treacherous rats
    They must drive that poor feline homicidally bats

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  13. 19

    Condescending smugness couples with ignorance at BBC Scotland:

    The piece concludes with the sub-heading “Let’s end with a history lesson”. It then cites the film Braveheart. I kid you not, Jimmy.

    http://tinyurl.com/kq7ecv4

    Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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  14. 20
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    That dog looks a right pussy

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    chilnot enquiry says:

    #Iraq-cash isa-trending

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  18. 43
    Larry the Cat says:

    I like scratching Dave when I’m bored. Vote UKIP.

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  19. 44
    esta says:

    that “bitch” haha

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“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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